I was expecting all of the european union be like My currency is called euro Mine too I also named mine like that lol Edit: said EU to generalize, i know not all EU countries use the euro. Edit 2: not all people know what the eurozone is, again, said EU to generalize.
its neither 200 dongs, 500 dongs, 1000 dongs, 2000 dongs, 10000 dongs, 20000 dongs, 50000 dongs, 100000 dongs, 200000 dongs and the biggest is 500000 dongs I cant handle this too much dongs Edit: also 5000 dongs i forgot to mention
In Denmark (and the rest of Scandinavia im pretty sure) our currency is called “Kroner” which obv translates to Crowns + its shortened to just kr. and doesn’t have a symbol also the deciaml currency like Cents are called “Øre” (ears)
“That will cost five dongs, please”
Lmaoo
bruh thats like 0.00021$
5 đồng or 5 dong is not available in 2022 bro 🤣🤣
Actually the vietnamese dong is extremely inflated so more like 20,000 dongs please
Can I have 2 million dongs
"This is a robbery, put all the dongs in the bag" 💀
**unzips pants**
B-but i have a little one😭😭😭
@@-TheBread- doesn't matter!! Just put the dong in the bag!!
I only have 2 dongs
@@-TheBread- dose'nt matter, now put that thing inside
“Hey can I borrow your dong” 💀💀💀
Underrated And 30 Likes? And no replies? Let me fix that
Lol
@@Selever69420no parents? Can't fix that
@@Tamago443💀💀
Really bro you gotta disrespect my country like that
"Can i get a cheeseburger"
"That will be 10 dongs"
"What the fu-"
How tf did it get so low?
Burgers in Vietnam are pretty damn expensive (at least for us)
That would be about 0.05 p
your comment my friend had me rolling
Its technicaly 10000 dong
“How am I gonna pay for this”
“With a dong”💀💀
💀💀💀
allright let me cut off my di---
I have 2 Dongs Will that work
Thats like 0,000085 of a dollar lol
I have 701 dongs 💀
Some rich Vietnamese: "I own a lot of dongs"
Hhh
lowest income in Vietnam is actually 100,000 dongs a day :)
@@saulgoodman2780 which is nothing ;-;
@@mr.nothin yes
Actually, if your rich in Vietnam, the police get suspicious by certain standards
Thailand be like: "that would be 10 butts sir"
ah yes baht
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
"I only have one dong..."
"HAND ME YOUR DONG AND SHUT UP"
Damn, you broke
23000 đồng is 1$
You broke like a rock dude
"sir why are you unzipping your pants this is a mcdonalds"
That will be 50,000 dongs pls
I only have 2 inches though
NO EXSEPTIONS FOR DONGS NOW CUT IT OF GIVE ME THE KNIFE NGUYEN
@@trian8218OK WHAT IS A DONG
@@akhilmehta9928it means dick
@@akhilmehta9928a pp
@@akhilmehta9928your too innocent
It's so cool when my Vietnam was mentioned again in your video 🤣 I like it
Me tooo
I request 3000 dong now
@@orangsmliel88888 with 3000 dong sometimes you won't be able to buy a pack of instant noodles 🤣
@@nguyenphamminhtrong6347 no... the other dong....
@@nguyenphamminhtrong6347 but chupa chups at circle k
As a Vietnamese i found this way too funny
EUROS LEFT THE GROUP CHAT.
“Give me the dong and no one will get hurt” 💀
It's so stupid 😂
💀
Even if the situation is serious and a gun was pointed at you... I dont think I'd be able to take it seriously most of the time 💀
@@appletizer8415 fr me too
And imagine that with an over exaggerated Asian accent 💀💀💀💀💀💀
"Put your dongs in the bag" ☠️
Sir this is mcdonalds not dong store (dollar store)
Dong store had me in hospital with a stitch from laughing
It’s still money like bruh
@@Dark-sz8nu let us laugh at the funny money name you party pooper
@@Dark-sz8nu Bruh u ruined it
The US and Canada interaction is just so funny 🤣🤣
“Do you guys wanna go get some dongs from the bank?” 💀💀💀
Imagine being held at gunpoint and they yell for you to give them your dong
@@BritishGuy. 💀💀
@@BritishGuy. bro I can’t 💀
@@BritishGuy.💀
as a person who speaks fluent vietnamese i can confirm this is true
(dong means copper in vietnamese)
And it means something else in pharmacy
Me to I am a pro Vietnamese person
Same
Đồng you mean?
@@u.s.s.r105 ye
Australia nerviously sweating with it's currency
**Australian Dollar**
Nz with it nz dollar
"My country doesn't speak English." Meanwhile bro is speaking English💀
Yes
"But since you disrespect the Ho Chi Minh, you have to give me your house, your girl, and your Dongs!" ☠☠
@@Skibidi-Toilet-Hater1947Ok i guess *unzips pants
I kinda hate this comment because you disrespected Vietnam
"Spare me some dongs please" 💀
chào mừng 3 từ hoặc cái chết
I can Spare u 5 Shlo-
@@DxlightOwnsCapCut oh that reply is sup 3 words for death
in vietnam we dont say that 😭
i hate you
@@aphztic oh man i am so sad
US: "Over here, we named it the dollar"
14th century Czechia: "Wtf man we named it the Tolar"
TOLAR?????
@@haylaq1101 yes, the dollar is inspired by the tolar
Lol
Heh🇨🇿
Ik that's the reason it's called the *US*Dollar
"Need nine dong, please".💀💀
Add three more 0's
@@GOLDTURT23000 Dong is 1$ dollar
As a vietnamese, i comfirmed that is very true
as a vietnamese, i can confirm we use Đồng as our currency
" let me go get some dongs"💀
Homeless man: “oh please just spare me a dong or two”
@@thevinrodrigo9142 oh please just spare me 23,000 dongs or 46,000
@@thevinrodrigo9142 weak currency
@@nuclerfission dude it’s Vietnam
As a vietnamse person I confirm 23k is one dollar
Me: "undresses"
"Dong." " Dong you dell me whad do do"
"Yeah of course, what does it look like?" 😂
"If the currency is Dong,
Then there is where you belong"
-Wise student (insert wise name here)
I was born there
"sun tzu, art of war
🐢
@zackhere sensei nguyen
"candice john"
"Dong" or "Đồng" in Vietnamese means "Copper"
Fake news
@@Polishman69420 Tao người Việt
@@Huy.943Tao người việt luôn
"Please sir. I just need a dong to feed my family"💀
Edit:I came back 3 months later and OH MY GOD I'VE NEVER HAD SO MANY LIKES BEFORE
*a couple thousand
bro 1 dong doesn't exist
@@Willow_Kyoit does, well used to
A couple dongs
Coming right up - 👴🏻
Hyrule with the most lit name for a currency of all time:
Its not like they stole it from India or anything
Sudan: *Covers South Sudan's ears*
"PUT ALL THE DONGS IN THE BAG IF YOU WANNA GET OUT OF THIS ALIVE" 💀
What bag we talkin about😏😏
@@TheBlueGod746 🧐🧐🧐📸📸📸📸📸
cho tất cả tiền đồng vào túi
But i have a little one
Sus😂😂😂
As a Vietnamese, I confirm we use dongs to buy things.
See ,a person that is Vietnam
Btw Xin chao🇻🇳
Xin chao to you as well
🇻🇳 here as well
* nghìn
Fr 😂😂😂😂
Imagine trying to buy something and shopkeeper tell you: it will cost you 12 dongs sir 💀💀
"To put it into perspective... 6k dongs is only a quarter and anything below a 1k bill doesn't exist." -☝🤓
@@NowoX3ackhusally a 100 dong bill is real👆🤓
South -Africens be like:"Oh ok ma'am that would be R50,20."🇿🇦🇿🇦
"imma take out all my dongs hold up" 💀💀
wtf
It's normal for me
Ngl we dont say it that much like theres text saying 18 dongs sometimes we call it vietnamse dong
Im asian
@@mtud nga ngo💀
women: "i have 1 million dong"
american: 😏
Even if their Dong appears big, it’s still quite small, its around $42.😂
Its still a currency
@@Astranaut69 can you block people on youtube?
@@SydneySprintFan ya if i change the code used in youtube by hacking
@Galastifox I don’t know how to hack
“I cant wait to go to Bangkok with my Dongs”
"Its not my faukt we dont speak English"
*Proceeds to speak English*
"Give me all the the dongs or else ill shoot everyone"💀
One đồng is basically nothing. One usd is like 20000 đồng
Shoot with what 😳
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@Fullmetalballsz you pervey human 😆
chào mừng 3 từ hoặc cái chết
“That will be 10 dongs” 💀
Canada: USA, we have the same Dad.
I'm Vietnamese and I can confirm that our names can sound VERY weird to those who don't speak the language 😂
Also, pretty funny how most of the comments were about the "dongs" 😂
would sucking soneone dong bill be called "sucking their dong:
I am also Vietnamese
@@lloonnggssyy oh, chào "đồng chí" :))))
@@GOLDTURT tên của con là Minh khôi
I was expecting all of the european union be like
My currency is called euro
Mine too
I also named mine like that
lol
Edit: said EU to generalize, i know not all EU countries use the euro.
Edit 2: not all people know what the eurozone is, again, said EU to generalize.
Romania does not use the euro
poland uses złoty
No but all countries in the eurozone does
say eurozone to summarize. lol.
Loll
*Me buying from dollar store*
Cashier:That'll be one dong
*makes my way to the dollar store buying the entire store*
Vietnam really put another sayng of pineas
“Give me your dongs”💀💀💀
What even weirder is that the lowest prices VN today is atleast 500 dong or 1000 dong💀💀💀
Wait you have more than 1? 🧐🧐🧐
@@mamajoe3582probobaly mega inflated because of what happened 50 years ago
I got some dongs to buy some dongs😏
"Give me Dongs so you're grocery wont go to waste"
chào mừng 3 từ hoặc cái chết
*Cries in Canadian*
“Sir that will be 20 dongs” I only got one😮💨
Damn, you broke
Random Ass robber: "Put your hands up and give me your dongs"
The dude being robbed:👁👄👁
"Hey bro can i borrow some dongs for my first date"💀
Lol ok that one does sound weird but dong is normal to me
And some dong wrappers
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Brew Vietnam be saying okay it's 2 dougs for a pack of gum
“Give me the Dong Sir, Otherwise your payment can’t go through”
"I might give my step sister 100 dongs"☠️
Bro 100 dong is rarer than a diamond in Vietnam 💀
its neither 200 dongs, 500 dongs, 1000 dongs, 2000 dongs, 10000 dongs, 20000 dongs, 50000 dongs, 100000 dongs, 200000 dongs and the biggest is 500000 dongs
I cant handle this too much dongs
Edit: also 5000 dongs i forgot to mention
also 1 dong, 2 dongs, 10 dongs, 20 dongs, 30 dongs, 50 dongs, 100 dongs did exist but it comes in many version and discontinued later on
@@kapk51 yeah they used to but got discontinued but some old people still keep them for a collection.
@@kapk51 well does that mean if you have like 1000 USD does that break the 500000 dongs?
"Sir we do not accept *Dollars* Please pay with *Dongs* 💀
edit: OMG TYSM FOR 125 LIKES
Funfact 1 dollar is 23k dongs
@@mtud 😊😊
I'm still laughing about it to this day
Then we would have to pay very large numbers of "dongs" 😂
Yo, as a Vietnamese, I find it offensively hilarious 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
this is a robbery give me all you ding dong currency
Jonathan : It’s not my fault my country doesn’t speak English
Also Jonathan : speaking English
"there are no accidents"
-masted oogway
😭
Master*
“5 songs for a USB-D. They’re the same thing!”
“GIVE ME ALL YOUR DONGS OR I’LL SHOOT YOU TO DEATH” 😂💀
“GUYS HELP HE TOOK MY DONGS”
How many dongs cause each 23k dongs is 1 usa dollar and for a 5 story house its 60 dollars per year
@@dougkistowski *ALL THE DONGS I HAVE I HAD SUCH BIG DONGS AND HE TOOK THEM ALL*
As a Vietnamese person, I have no Idea why our ancestors named it that.
Why dont you change it
Bro you think a person can change the whole country’s currency 💀
Same
@@Maxfromohio2155 its been there for like more than a century you cant easily just change it like that
@@finalmeasure yeah
“You have a 500 dong ticket for *speeding* “
"THIS IS A ROBBERY EVERYBODY GET DOWN AND GIVE ME YOUR DONGS"💀
"That would be 100000 dongs please"
$21? ALL RIGHT
In Denmark (and the rest of Scandinavia im pretty sure) our currency is called “Kroner” which obv translates to Crowns + its shortened to just kr. and doesn’t have a symbol
also the deciaml currency like Cents are called “Øre” (ears)
Lol
i didn't know that. thanks for the info friendo.
You did not just dont mention Noarway and Sweden i Dont know about Finland
And in swedish
@@weedralsei in Finland we have euros
Poland and Sierra Leone with their zloty and Sierra Leonean Leone:
Sweating intensifies alarmingly.
How much is that PS5 gonna cost ?
“1255 Dongs” 💀
Even Vietnamese people laugh once they learn that word in English
I thought it was callled “ding” instead of “dong”
@@coolnoob8216 put both together you get a ding dong
@@southerner_ bro-
Canadian robber be like: GIVE ME ALL YOUR LOONIES
(CAD’s nickname is loonie)
this is why there are no Canadian robbers
actually no, loonie are what the 1$ coin is called. the nickname is just buck
A loonie is just a 1$ coin, its not a nickname for CAD
I think he means a canadian dollar not cad itself
WTF, we dont EVER call cad loonies, such a weird name. That is cap.
I am so sorry to laugh at my country Vietnamese Đông
U just make it hilarious 😂
Why did my country have to name it the dong bruh😭
When ever people find out they mock it by saying stuff like
“I’ll pay with my dong here”
😭💀
"I have a big dong" 💀💀💀💀
Cap
Big currency? That doesn’t make sense 👎
@@Astranaut69 r/wooosh
@@rebaonelebeko4095 what do you mean by that?
@@Astranaut69 bro it's a fucking joke
"Veitnam, what the he-"
"Look, it's not my fault. My country doesn't speak English, okay?"
no way bro you watched the video too?
Yes and it's not veitnam it's vietnam
@@junkosllette It doesn't matter, it's the point of UA-cam, watch videos. Haven't you noticed?
@@Poggys872no one cares if it doesn’t matter just let him what he say
Cambodia, " we got Riel." 😃
"hey bro how much dollars u have"
"I don't have dollars I have DonG"
Oh no no no no no.
That is just one of MANY names of our currencies.
- A child who grew up in Việt Nam
Yup and it is one of the meanings
The other names are just colloquial, those aren’t really currencies
SAME #Vietnam
Haha. True.
"All the dongs in the bag now!" 💀☠ 💀
Edit:if we reach 150 likes I will explode
Every american ever:
Australia with Australian dollar
Australia in the back holding the australian dollar :
😅
Jersey, Guernsey, Gibraltar, the Isle of Man, South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands, and Tristan da Cunha with £:
Me to the shopkeeper: please return extra dongs
Shopkeeper:Smacks my head with a baseball bat
when people say it its dom
U should do japan 🇯🇵
Vietnamese dong, things to "do online, now guys."
I love Ruissa’s accent in every video
“PUT THE DONGS IN THE BAG” 💀😭
At least try to be original
@@goofybona5297 bro
@@goofybona5297 chill its just a comment
Isaac💀
@@IsaacBrown. I am chill plus look in the comment section this isn't original
History lesson up until the 60s us Aussies used Pound Stirling but then we switched to Australian Dollars
Down here in australia we use the australian dollar
“Sorry my country doesn’t speak English”
You didn’t have to cut me off…..
lol 😂
Czech crown 🇨🇿 👑
Copy of the Swedish crown
In fact czech invent name dollar
@@slickrick2420 why copy?
Bully :“Give me your Dong , kid”
Poland: złote or zł
"If you owe me dongs,I owe you bangs"
-wise master Harry
This is not masteroogwey channel dawg btw nice quote
Bang(Bảng) is the name of the currency of the UK in Vietnamese
It is also how we call a board
Bảng Đen(Chalkboard)
Kid named Ding: Hi I am ding! I need dong. Ding dong
You should do different calling codes
Imagine living in Vietnam and some random ass robber breaks into your house and says "GIVE ME ALL YOUR DONGS"💀
Eh, pretty normal how we say it here (unless what the person meant was an actual dong, then....wouldn't wanna do it publicly in a bank)
Cool keep it up.