18:51 upon further inspection, the pole rolls away from Dan, but a side catches the edge and swings the entire pole back at him, slamming into him and probably indenting his face, and i find that this makes it exponentially funnier
And now I have the exact time stamp I need to watch this happen over and over again, and I will be eternally grateful as I continue to piss myself laughing
"It's like a bag of rice pudding being smashed over an old lady's head and it sounds beautiful" - Daniel Hardcastle, 2013 Sidenote: How on earth would he know? 😂
When i was younger, watching dans videos was literally what i looked forward to every single morning, laughing historically until my family around me would bust up aswell because i wouldn’t stop laughing. The incurable laughter when times were so rough is something i’m still greatful for :)
I played Skate It which I think was the Wii version and I went off a huge ramp, landed in a pine tree and it instantly broke all my bones. It was weird.
Hey Dan, since this is the latest nerdcubed challenges video that I can comment on, here's a challenge for GTA V. Use the skyfall cheat to give one (or more) person(s) the ULTIMATE HUG!
The fact that this is included as an optional game mode makes me think that the developers KNEW. They KNEW that the physical comedy was as good as the actual skating if not better. AMAZING.
man this is more then likely my most watched Nerd cubed video if not my most watched UA-cam video. watched this the day it came out and when I see it I usually watch it :3
this video was made when times were simpler. when i wasnt depressed. when i didnt have to face the pressures of life. i would give everything to be a kid again
Preidon usually skateboarders don't jump off of massively tall structures. actually, it doesn't matter what you do in life. you'd still be able to get that high and then leap off.
How can he have 2,165,913 subscribers when there are only 7 people on earth? Fake accounts? The Illuminate? DID HALF LIFE 3 GET RELEASED? I guess we'll never know.
I remember having a hard time watching this as a child cause injury was uncomfortable to watch Now I'm almost 21 and this video is one of my main sources of entertainment and loud laughs
this was the prime of Nerd3 though he is still great i just miss these videos
I wholeheartedly agree
Trust, definitely
Yup
Yeah
You are so so correct
I remember watching this as a child.
I still am a child but I’m a slightly older child.
Same
Same here bro
Same
Same
I was around 9 at the time. I am now 16.
18:51 upon further inspection, the pole rolls away from Dan, but a side catches the edge and swings the entire pole back at him, slamming into him and probably indenting his face, and i find that this makes it exponentially funnier
And now I have the exact time stamp I need to watch this happen over and over again, and I will be eternally grateful as I continue to piss myself laughing
"I love that sound. It's like an orphan being fed into a grinder." ~Daniel Hardcastle, 2013
Teghan Murray I just commented that not 10 seconds ago and came here to see this
rylan miller That's a quote that belongs on an embroided pillow
yes it is i'm going to order that and ask the guy to ask no questions!
... WHAT???
These Nerd3 videos shaped my childhood
How?
@@Zackboy.influenced sense of humor and made many formative memories.
Brings back memories can’t Believe it’s 7 years ago now
I wonder if there will be a skate game with a bone crushing tech from Sniper Elite.
Is that a Jolyne Kujo profile pic?
Yes yes it is
What if hell is just being forced to be a character in this game for eternity?
3liony XD true.
3liony With Dan at the controller
***** You will a brony? Or are you saying "Sick, a brony."
To me that'd be hell multiplied by 100000000000000000000
+3liony the nerd controls
9:48 just seeing some virtual character slam their face into a massive metal structure and then fall like 100 m down gives me some semblance of joy
Just realized I watched this as a child and I still enjoy nearly 7 years later as an adult
Same
17:30 "*Gasp* Everything but his arms!" He has a ribcage
wal-uigi i
wal-uigi yes yes he does
Not anymore.
BEST PART OF THE VID 9:45
ComicGaming no 9:48 is
"HE GOT CLOSLINED COMPLETELY 😂😂😂"
Even after all these years, this is one of them core memories of the golden days of UA-cam I have
*Falls off roof and dies*
19:00 “Ayy Wassup?”
i could watch another three hours of this, easily.
+Lish Daelnar watching in 2015
+Jerome Moll ME IN THE NEW YEARS
Thank you Dan. You were my childhood. I’m 22 now and always come back and watch these old videos and I get the same childhood laughs even now
Dan: I should be able to skate that
Also Dan: *crunch*
9:45
"It's like a bag of rice pudding being smashed over an old lady's head and it sounds beautiful" - Daniel Hardcastle, 2013
Sidenote: How on earth would he know? 😂
How do you /think/ he knows? 👀
I love Skate³. Not Skate 3. Skate³.
That person on Facebook?
Vipul Patel Nope. Skate³. The Game.
Ykeloy Radford OH!!!!!!!!!
Wouldn't that be skate cubed?
elf_killer95 Exactly.
Nerd: What's my medical bill.
Doctor: here u go
Nerd: *has heart attack*
add that to the bill lol
Oh noooooo!!
Lol
l7
Lee Everet very funny
Lee Everet LOL
When i was younger, watching dans videos was literally what i looked forward to every single morning, laughing historically until my family around me would bust up aswell because i wouldn’t stop laughing. The incurable laughter when times were so rough is something i’m still greatful for :)
NerdCubed has a way darker sense of humor than i remember
I only realized how much I still miss the intro once I saw this...
Yeah :,(
5:21 "I broke all of his top has laugh time"
I played Skate It which I think was the Wii version and I went off a huge ramp, landed in a pine tree and it instantly broke all my bones.
It was weird.
Doesn't have it on Wii
+Tyler Stacks142 yes it does. "Skate It" is the name of the game
+Clay Cody OMG YAY! Thank you for telling me that!
+Iamthedeception I bought skate it for about 20 bucks... played it for a half hour and returned it, I absolutely hated it.
The annual pilgrimage to binge old Nerd³ videos
As the nurse at my school always says 'put a wet paper towel on it and get some fresh air'
im watching this when i should be doing math homework.
YAY PROCRASTINATING!
I just dont do my math... Like srsly algebra 2 is stupid anyway.
Kortney Ringel ...
I r insultered...
I like math...
Daniel Giovanniello apparently not language.
Daniel Giovanniello dude I'm insulted too I frickin love math
masterchief 435 Not really no
5:14
This is when Joe realized he would have to stay in a wheelchair,
the rest of his life.
If this was a Tony Hawk game, you would have survived everything
"It's like an orphan being fed into a grinder" ... LOL!
Almost three years and still one of my favorite videos.
cedeelbe me to
Ethan Poindexter man.
This is still my favorite episode ever on this channel and I gotta keep revisiting it after a month since I forget what happened
5:30 How do you know what "an orphan being fed into a grinder" sounds like?
Hey Dan, since this is the latest nerdcubed challenges video that I can comment on, here's a challenge for GTA V. Use the skyfall cheat to give one (or more) person(s) the ULTIMATE HUG!
Do ya think he saw?
Dan, we love you we just want this back we’re still watching
Almost 6 years later I still comeback to this video because it’s gold
The fact that this is included as an optional game mode makes me think that the developers KNEW. They KNEW that the physical comedy was as good as the actual skating if not better. AMAZING.
I love the EA Skate Series..... Possibly one of the best games EA ever did!
what about bf4
I do play that game and love it too but BF4 was a bit of a disappointment as you probably would know if you played it online :/
SLYMEERKAT Mirror's Fucking Edge
Played that, wasn't that much bothered about it lol
Why am I rewatching this during my summer holidays
man this is more then likely my most watched Nerd cubed video if not my most watched UA-cam video. watched this the day it came out and when I see it I usually watch it :3
"it's like an orphan being fed into a grinder. It's beautiful." Nerd Cubed 2013
Both the fact that i have watched the SAO Abridged series and your profile picture makes this far, far better
wow
this was 2013? good lord ive been watching him for a while. started back in 2012.
I started 2011
I started in 1953.
I started watching him when he did those minecraft journey's with inthelittlewood
me too but it was the end of 2012 but still
+SashasGuitar Covers daaaaammmmmnnnn
Nerd³ Challenges: land on top of the shark for 15 seconds - skate 3
Watching this again not only because I love it and it's memories, but also so I can be even more hyped for Session
Nerd³ is awesome!!!!
***** Hold alt then type 0179 on the key pad. ³
+Louie mcdermott ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Louie mcdermott if ur on a phone or iPad then go to the numbers and hold on the three. ³
+TheRemmyBros 1st channel! ³
Im suprised Dan did not say "I Broke My Everything"
Because he didn't :)
"ASS NUGGETS"
Mom: What in the world are you watching?!?!
dans videos never get old, made my childhood for sure
Nerdcubed defined my childhood
This was my childhood.
a little bit of me dies every time nerd starts a video with "HELLO PROCRASTINATORS"
Whenever I'm bored or sick I come here to skate with you for cheering up and not being bored
NOSTALGIA
Not Telling could relate
5:32 Everybody do the flop.
If only he knew that if u press R2 while in the ball position on the ground you bounce like a bunny
Just bought this game, immediately attempted to break every bone. Thanks for the memories Dan
9:47 hahahahaha
1:25 was femur the word you were looking 4
I like the part at 9:49
And pause at 9:49
King man GD and more Natannah z
King man GD and more Natannah aa
King man GD and more Natannah I like 9:48
Bang
this video was made when times were simpler. when i wasnt depressed. when i didnt have to face the pressures of life. i would give everything to be a kid again
And this is why I dont skate
Preidon usually skateboarders don't jump off of massively tall structures. actually, it doesn't matter what you do in life. you'd still be able to get that high and then leap off.
Preidon my brother broke his leg on his skateboard
Russian Doggo I SAW YOU ON SERENITY'S VIDEO
Toxic Doggo I fractured my elbow on a skateboard I am currently in a cast
How did you get up there
9:48 THATS AWESOME
I swear I remember watching this like yesterday it’s been so long my friend
Listen at 18:52 without watching vid what do you think is happening?
Being stung by a gigantic honeybee?
MOARR
i have broken all my bones by doing the plane and landing on my back, and i was on the same awnings
You just jump off the crane and eagle last second
I miss these vids so much
This was 6 years ago 😭
How can he have 2,165,913 subscribers when there are only 7 people on earth? Fake accounts? The Illuminate? DID HALF LIFE 3 GET RELEASED? I guess we'll never know.
HandofPestilence This troll line is very old
How are thare only 7 people on earth when I have >300 friends??????? Fake people? Illumanati?? Half life three??? U know I guess I'll never know
Jacob Marcelo That's the point.
HandofPestilence oooooohhhh i get it
Seven? SEVEN? ONLY SEVEN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!?
I've already broken all the bones in the body
Noone asked u.
***** Im empty of shits, cant find anyone, you?
CrazyGamerZ4G
I ordered some shits but they go lost in the mail :/
Gigi Thompson Ahh yeah, i have problems whit that to. Damn post office man
Gigi Thompson
typo lul
IMO the greatest nerdcubed video every
Cue Silento (8) "Now break your legs!" (8)
*Ba Dum Tisshhhh*
God bless you that just cracked me right up! xD
*Stop*
That makes the shitty excuse for a rapper reference even worse
OverEnglishMan how did you get a sideways infinity sign?
White is broken, red is shattered.
meme, rise again white is fractured red is broken
Abigail Rogers sorry, I haven't played for ages
Actually..
White- broken
Red- dust
DAN, WTF IS THAT NOISE YOU MADE @ 6:34
I watched this guy so much as a child I love him
Excuse me, is Saying nerd^3 an acceptable way of saying nerd cubed? I mean hey its on advanced calculators
9:46 i cant remember a time where i laughed harder
Back when there were comments
soda gg tf?
I remember what got me to buy skate 3 was being so mad he hadn’t figured out he could get multiple impacts by hitting multiple ledges on the way down
To think how long ago he started UA-cam to still uploading today
more more more more please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
9:47 He needed to get AHEAD of the situation!
MMA BELTO iiii
Fak u
this video singlehandedly formed my childhood
News:breaking news man dies and his last words was"mummy told me I could fly!!"
nerdcubed:that wasn't me I swear!
Looking at all this bob bullocks i'm so happy Dan disabled comments.
I can't believe that this video has 2 billion views, better than gang them style.
Wow...
You mean gangnam style
2 mil views, not 2 billion XD
it was a joke.
Niceguy3210 And the award for worst joke (and the word 'joke' used loosely) goes to...
The Skatw videos NEVER fail to dissapoint. It's like an annual affair for me.
Started watching nerd mid-2012
alex purvis late 2011
IVE BEEN HERE SINCE I FOUND UA-cam :D
Where is Skate 3 supposed to take place? Some areas look like they're inspired by LA, while others look completely fictitious.
MemeStar MURICA!
Being that I live in the pretty part of BC, It looks a bit like the prettiest parts of Vancouver, which is basically LA light.
+TheD736 Same!
It's a fictional city called Port Carverton. It's not supposed to represent any real place as far as I know.
port carverton
"It's like an orphan being fed into a grinder. So beautiful." Wot?
I feel like the only person alive who is actually GOOD at skate 3 since pewdiepie infected it by saying OH HE FELL DOWN SO FUNNY LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
So you just assume no one else is good?
Captain Wolfjob good meaning he actually plays it, And doesn't act like a five year old while he does it
Joe Whitcomb So you assume that everyone who plays it plays like a five year old?
Captain Wolfjob no im just referring to pewdpleasdie
Joe Whitcomb He isn't everyone.
I found this humerus.
Well I wouldn't want tibia!
haha i watched the whole thing
***** point is a 23 minute video is pretty long
***** Its quite average-short actually.
jordan first off youre a little late and second how is 23 minutes short? you must be on youtube 24/7 to think 20 minutes isnt a long time
Jordan Leach
You would know...
***** Watch NerdCubed's Desert buss series. Than talk about long.
The skateboard was so ashamed it committed suicide 17:40
Watching in 2020
its called a femur
16:47
Adolf Boardler
Why tf I’m laughing so damn loud 😂
I remember having a hard time watching this as a child cause injury was uncomfortable to watch
Now I'm almost 21 and this video is one of my main sources of entertainment and loud laughs