The Wisest Wisdom Of Kamala Harris | The Babylon Bee Podcast

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  • Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
  • In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, they dive into the deep wisdom of Kamala Harris, where the crew tries to untangle her philosophical musings on yellow school buses and Venn diagrams. They also chat about Trump's Twitter comeback, Kamala’s team cooking the Google ad results with fake headlines, and the saga of breakdancing getting the boot from the 2028 Olympics. As always, the show wouldn't be complete without a "Banger of the Week" and a "Bomb of the Week"-because, well, they can't all be winners!
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  • @kittyasmr580
    @kittyasmr580 Місяць тому +178

    The thing about this Babylon Bee video is, it’s a video, that was created by, the Babylon Bee. See, and that’s good.

    • @SteveeCee
      @SteveeCee Місяць тому +6

      n'kay

    • @vincenzobonadonna4556
      @vincenzobonadonna4556 Місяць тому +16

      Babylon bee is a satire publication, and UA-cam is a bigger publication, and Babylon Bee posted on UA-cam, and that isn't wrong.

    • @JohnFeldman-ss8jo
      @JohnFeldman-ss8jo Місяць тому

      ​@@vincenzobonadonna4556I cannot tell. Are you an idiotic liberal or a Republican with a good sense of humor? There are no other options here.

    • @jmcginty96
      @jmcginty96 Місяць тому +2

      Right?

    • @ValenceFlux
      @ValenceFlux Місяць тому

      I'd like to watch it but it wont load.

  • @rebeccabernard6952
    @rebeccabernard6952 Місяць тому +10

    The wisdom of Kamala Harris -- the most powerful reason to vote for Donald Trump.

  • @geratkopfe
    @geratkopfe Місяць тому +16

    As a professional photographer, I often wear a ball cap backwards so I can see through the viewfinder.

    • @mickturner957
      @mickturner957 Місяць тому

      Get a longer lens and hold the camera a foot from Yo Face, that's Camel Cackle's advice!

  • @The-Cute-One
    @The-Cute-One Місяць тому +11

    Can we be unburdened by kommie kamie's cyclical socialist ideologies....😊

  • @compact729
    @compact729 16 днів тому +3

    Kamala's speeches are like an essay written by a grade school student when you tell them to write 1000 words, and they're just trying to stretch everything out.

  • @richm4848
    @richm4848 Місяць тому +8

    She's really weird.

    • @zhozhoc
      @zhozhoc Місяць тому +1

      Except that would be such an understatement in her case😂

    • @mickturner957
      @mickturner957 Місяць тому

      Wierdness comes from a sick mind, in this case she's WIERD ON STEROIDS!

  • @SecretCervix
    @SecretCervix Місяць тому +1

    I really wanted to hear the Christopher Walken version of a Kamala Harris imitation

  • @donnascott2991
    @donnascott2991 Місяць тому +1

    I needed this laugh, thank you.

  • @wjference
    @wjference Місяць тому

    I'm waiting to hear her say "No matter where you go, there you are!" (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension - 1984)

  • @sjmarlowgm
    @sjmarlowgm Місяць тому

    Harris quotes are like tongue twisters of the brain.

  • @CSGATI
    @CSGATI Місяць тому +1

    Pay first services next. This is our future.

  • @mesamom62
    @mesamom62 Місяць тому

    I worked at a Hardee's and am proud to be a weirdo! I made the best biscuits.

  • @sgregerson
    @sgregerson Місяць тому

    You all made my day 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @therealkeithjames
    @therealkeithjames Місяць тому

    I get it about the hat thing. The people who are all about freedom and liberty also turn around and tell people how to wear their hat. That is one thing about my party I will never understand.

  • @RickDePrisco
    @RickDePrisco Місяць тому

    In regard to that "I identify as vaccinated" hat -- if you actually got the shot, would you be ... transvaccinated? If you got it early when it first came out, would you be ... cis-vaccinated?

  • @joanarnold7404
    @joanarnold7404 Місяць тому

    Y'all crack me up!!!

  • @katarinanomadian737
    @katarinanomadian737 Місяць тому +20

    Fun fact: In Finnish language Kamala literally means ”horrible”.

  • @mikelilly7285
    @mikelilly7285 Місяць тому +36

    @babylonbee Y'all should hire her if she loses. She could be your Babbling Bee.

  • @jeancohen149
    @jeancohen149 Місяць тому +129

    "My name is Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she/her, and I'm wearing a blue jacket."
    "I love yellow school buses. Have you been on a yellow school."
    "Now you can see the moon with your OWN eyes!"
    "You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?'

    • @RedRonFJB
      @RedRonFJB Місяць тому +20

      AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE VENN DIAGRAM YOU WILL SEE THREE CIRCLES AND IT IS SIGNIFICANT FOR ITS OWN SIGNIFICANCE.

    • @EaglePicking
      @EaglePicking Місяць тому +3

      @@RedRonFJB I love Venn diagrams.

    • @rakandy3878
      @rakandy3878 Місяць тому

      [Kakles in impish]

    • @SoonersMommy
      @SoonersMommy Місяць тому +3

      ⁠and don’t forget, it has been unburdened by what has been

    • @jmcginty96
      @jmcginty96 Місяць тому +1

      The coconut tree is cool now. The MSM said so.

  • @2oko704
    @2oko704 Місяць тому +73

    We need a venn diagram of her wisest of wisdoms so I can see how I’m being unburdened by what has been.

    • @excellentcomment
      @excellentcomment Місяць тому +2

      So well played! You should get 5,000 likes at least for each item on the word salad menu there

    • @nickwilkinson8171
      @nickwilkinson8171 Місяць тому +1

      Epic 🎉

    • @mickturner957
      @mickturner957 23 дні тому

      We will all be Unburdened when this Bish is in the unemployment line!

  • @gabeo9474
    @gabeo9474 Місяць тому +55

    When we talk about the wiseness of wisdom, we must consider those who are wise and have shown their wisdom...because wisdom without the wise is just a word. A word that has six letters that exist in the alphabet. "Wise" is a smaller word than "wisdom". So, basically, that's wrong.

    • @hiskidkeller
      @hiskidkeller Місяць тому +16

      Kamala, is that you?

    • @joen4642
      @joen4642 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@hiskidkeller😂

  • @danjustthinking1188
    @danjustthinking1188 Місяць тому +75

    She means to take parent’s rights over the raising of their children away from us.

    • @elizabethfrownfelter2531
      @elizabethfrownfelter2531 Місяць тому +6

      History shows us how old cultures did that. Not very nice.

    • @hiskidkeller
      @hiskidkeller Місяць тому +5

      That has been going on for decades in the public school system.

    • @bojibear7957
      @bojibear7957 Місяць тому

      Parents have chosen to put their children into the system.

    • @danjustthinking1188
      @danjustthinking1188 Місяць тому +2

      @@bojibear7957 unwittingly perhaps but most people do not live the way they vote. Why? I’ll never understand. People trust those in authority positions and I remember when there was a time that you could count on most leaders to be servants first. Character has definitely changed in those who seek to lead. Let the buyer beware.

    • @TinnyDee
      @TinnyDee Місяць тому +1

      ​@@bojibear7957 the "system" is everywhere now. Schools hospitals law enforcement. It's unavoidable unless we the people stand up together to beat it back. It's gotten nefarious in the last 50 years.

  • @Bozo_Weirdo
    @Bozo_Weirdo Місяць тому +107

    In the minds of people like hers, a healthy child is a child who is “protected, supported, and nurtured” by the government…
    … a core premise of nearly every dystopian authoritarian society I’ve ever heard of or imagined.

    • @elizabethfrownfelter2531
      @elizabethfrownfelter2531 Місяць тому

      Catrated or Abortd on your tax dollars.😢 ( Misspelled on purpose, because of the censorship of Harriss ideal world)

  • @skrimshaw72
    @skrimshaw72 Місяць тому +32

    Kamala is obsessed with trying to be quotable, she fantasizes about her quotes being in children's history books. The best she can hope for is being immortalized in memes. 🤣

    • @geekgurl2000
      @geekgurl2000 Місяць тому +2

      Creating quotable lines like a Top 40 pop song by ShitLib Houston!

  • @davidwadsworth8982
    @davidwadsworth8982 Місяць тому +27

    Remember Today is yesterday, tomorrow, but tomorrow is today tomorrow let this unburden your heart,as it did mine,we can all be unburdened together, individually.for then we can ALL be people who are people.

  • @andrewhimes6058
    @andrewhimes6058 Місяць тому +42

    My favorite Quote of her's is to her office staff " WHO THE F**K IN HERE IS MAKING ME LOOK STUPID? YOU ALL SUCK! and I KNOW ABOUT SUCKING"

  • @noend-2626
    @noend-2626 Місяць тому +19

    If your brain doesn’t work, DEI will do the work for you ( UA-cam keeps deleting this comment, 4th attempt)

    • @richardlincoln8438
      @richardlincoln8438 Місяць тому

      Google algorithm automated censorship platform is making sure that their narrative
      is upheld.
      Your thought crimes will not be tolerated.

    • @PhxLawBall
      @PhxLawBall Місяць тому +3

      I liked it and I’ll add a comment to cement it. It’s true though!!

  • @rickshafer6688
    @rickshafer6688 Місяць тому +35

    "When we talk about the children of the Spumonti; we are talking about the children of the Spumonti."

  • @susanlong772
    @susanlong772 Місяць тому +17

    When we talk about water, it is wet.

    • @mickturner957
      @mickturner957 Місяць тому +1

      It's only wet when it's poured, if water is in the glass it isn't wet, it's sitting still.

  • @coulie27
    @coulie27 Місяць тому +27

    This is hilarious. I'm a dad wearing his hat backwards, watching this 😅😅😅

  • @pmazie
    @pmazie Місяць тому +18

    Hat backwards used to be a gang sign. I'm 74 so that was a long long time ago.

  • @jamesbull890
    @jamesbull890 Місяць тому +17

    As a follicly challenged person I see a problem wearing a hat like that backwards in the sunshine is ending up with a nice red rising sun on my forehead 😂😂.

  • @janetg5176
    @janetg5176 Місяць тому +10

    I liked her explanation of where community banks are. They are in the community. Hmm, I always wondered about that....😂

  • @noend-2626
    @noend-2626 Місяць тому +24

    Domino pizza: help wanted
    Harris: I’m ready to serve
    Domino pizza: never mind

  • @BF-27
    @BF-27 Місяць тому +11

    Ahh, so nice to re-visit these Kamala classics before they’re scrubbed from the internet.

  • @christine1921murphy
    @christine1921murphy Місяць тому +8

    My cat communicates with me more than this Kommulist ever will be able to

  • @loramcclamrock5549
    @loramcclamrock5549 Місяць тому +7

    Personally, i think " unburdened by what has been" sounds completely revolutionary and anarchical. Scary stuff!

    • @ValenceFlux
      @ValenceFlux Місяць тому

      Like apprentices shouldering the burdens of those who's backs are too expensive to help lift?
      Apprentices work or laborers work?
      Same but different.

    • @lyndawn2577
      @lyndawn2577 Місяць тому +1

      It is a quote straight from Marxism

  • @drtbke
    @drtbke Місяць тому +11

    She is such wisdoms

  • @NineteenHand
    @NineteenHand Місяць тому +7

    The increasing number of hats was hilarious.

  • @LP_0820
    @LP_0820 Місяць тому +9

    The increasing number of hats appearing on everyone was a nice touch

  • @whitegold4510
    @whitegold4510 Місяць тому +11

    We have a politician in my country who has this kind of wisdom
    He said when it is cold it is not hot....

  • @stevekerp1
    @stevekerp1 Місяць тому +9

    According to Daniel 4:17, it is GOD who gives us our leaders. God has sent the U.S. a message. This is funny at one level, but absolutely terrifying at another.

  • @moondog9235
    @moondog9235 Місяць тому +4

    "Why is everyone mean to me? I haven't done anything." (Kamala Harris).🖐🤪

  • @missmichelle4527
    @missmichelle4527 Місяць тому +12

    Backward hat extravaganza looked AWESOME. Loved the double hat fashion statements. People who wear their hats backwards insist on seeing everything in their immediate environment. I love it. I feel safer around them. When you wear the hat bill forward, the bill impedes the full view.

  • @genxtechguy
    @genxtechguy Місяць тому +15

    Her wisdoms are the wise-iest.

  • @greatnorthwestbear
    @greatnorthwestbear Місяць тому +30

    Which means , “ you parents are not the authority of your children, they’re children of the government and we have the authority “
    That’s what she’s saying

  • @DangerZone-w6y
    @DangerZone-w6y Місяць тому +5

    so unburdened by burdening of burdens.

  • @j.taylor3670
    @j.taylor3670 Місяць тому +7

    Get a load of this regarding RFK meeting with all candidates about camping down the rhetoric:
    "The other candidates have met with me, Kamala Harris has said she doesn't want to," Kennedy said. "
    (FoxNews 8/17)

  • @jamesbull890
    @jamesbull890 Місяць тому +8

    The first quote is actually a communist one about ignoring what was to replace it with a new socialist society.

    • @Lightning613
      @Lightning613 Місяць тому

      “Imagine what can be . . .”
      ( having a Leninist/Maoist-style totalitarian Marxist Regime controlling every aspect of everyone’s lives)
      “. . . un encumbered by what has been.”
      (a Constitutional Republic ran by the Rule-of-Law based in the Constitution).
      That will fulfill the DEMs’ vision of “fundamentally transforming the Country.”

  • @superman9772
    @superman9772 Місяць тому +7

    if anyone has seen the movie "being there" with peter sellers... well, you probably recognize the similarity of Chance (peter seller's character ) to "the present democratic presidential candidate"... it would make a great skit anyway....

    • @owlfethurz8377
      @owlfethurz8377 26 днів тому

      Except he was way smarter and much more lovable.

    • @superman9772
      @superman9772 26 днів тому

      @@owlfethurz8377 well... he did "like to watch".... anyway, the thing about the movie was that he was misidentified as a smart advisor and thus his simpleton statements were taken as some kind of sage wisdom... the movie attempts to demonstrate that the elite class are really just lemmings and will accept anything they are told to accept by others in their peer group... Chance was not smart, the elites just took him that way because they were told to believe he was ... much like our current situation (but hopefully enough common sense voters will see through the ruse/scam that is happening)

  • @jclay452
    @jclay452 Місяць тому +7

    Disney has lost a lot of money over the last several years from poor movies and shows. I’m not surprised they’re not settling lawsuits.

  • @DM-gv3dy
    @DM-gv3dy Місяць тому +3

    She spoke like loyal communist

  • @AlwaysCheckmateNeverStalemate
    @AlwaysCheckmateNeverStalemate Місяць тому +7

    I'm posting before the video premiers. So, if it's anything similar to the Biden quotes video or the one with Trump, I know this one will knock my socks off.
    Looking forward for a great laugh!

  • @mistymoo9183
    @mistymoo9183 Місяць тому +3

    Lol never gave it a thought how Jared wears his hat. People read too much into everything.

  • @stevewesley8187
    @stevewesley8187 8 днів тому +2

    As we plumb the absolute depths of Kamala's wisdom , we discover the limitless depth to be less than skin deep .....

  • @dalefrye7728
    @dalefrye7728 Місяць тому +2

    I'd like to hear a parody song called "Kamala Chameleon" based on Boy George's "Karma Chameleon". Any song writers out there?

  • @DangerZone-w6y
    @DangerZone-w6y Місяць тому +5

    double hats, marvelous idea.. I think get a better fit with two. And one hat is so old school.

  • @tempvssolvs
    @tempvssolvs Місяць тому +2

    The fact that she isn't working paycheck to paycheck in some small town law office after striking out with her political career in California is a sure sign of just how bad we've gotten as a nation.

  • @JonMI6
    @JonMI6 Місяць тому +2

    Horrible Harris as her name translates from Finnish

    • @JonMI6
      @JonMI6 Місяць тому

      @TheBabylon-Bee scam much?

  • @CornPopPomade
    @CornPopPomade Місяць тому +3

    The backwards hat thing has convinced me the retirement age is too young. Boomers need something to do.

  • @wiserthanyesterday8025
    @wiserthanyesterday8025 Місяць тому +1

    As a member of the backward trilby community, I am greatly offended.

  • @KoshN
    @KoshN Місяць тому +4

    Regarding wearing the baseball cap backwards, it reminds me of Bud Bundy a.k.a. "Grandmaster B" (from Married with Children). 😁

  • @nredsa
    @nredsa Місяць тому +2

    if you wear your hat backwards, I immediately suspect you of being nefarious.

  • @geratkopfe
    @geratkopfe Місяць тому +5

    One little, two little, three little ball caps;
    Four little, five little, six little ball caps;
    Seven little, eight little, nine little ball caps;
    Ten ball caps on The Bee.

  • @jackbooten2681
    @jackbooten2681 Місяць тому +3

    The community, they're like the moonies.

  • @KamilaRoutsis
    @KamilaRoutsis Місяць тому +2

    Why the need for two caps ? 😂

  • @thepursuitofhappiness1062
    @thepursuitofhappiness1062 Місяць тому +1

    DEFINE KAMALAKAMELEON: Noun
    Any language deliberately constructed to disguise or distort its actual meaning, often by employing euphemism or ambiguity. Typically used by large institutions.

  • @BibleSongs
    @BibleSongs Місяць тому +7

    She is also now advocating for increased child credit. Like J.D. Vance, she now hates the childless.

    • @stevetennispro
      @stevetennispro Місяць тому

      "Like J.D. Vance, she now hates the childless."
      Vance doesn't hate "the childless", or even "the brainless' like you.
      The point he was making in regard to our representatives is that they should have a stake in the country and it's future. Things like being a citizen, owning property, having children, investing in our markets, our values, our constitutional rights, etc...

  • @a91170
    @a91170 Місяць тому +12

    Wisdom of Kamala? You mean 00:01 minutes video?

  • @christophercatiller2422
    @christophercatiller2422 Місяць тому +16

    I voted for Trump twice, but my only issue with him was how he does not talk to us like kindergarteners in a condescending tone. That’s why I’ll be voting for Harris. I don’t care if she’s hellbent on driving the country off a cliff.

    • @spikethefurry6039
      @spikethefurry6039 Місяць тому +2

      Please be satire 😂😂😂😅

    • @christophercatiller2422
      @christophercatiller2422 Місяць тому +3

      @@spikethefurry6039 well yeah 😂 she has many negative qualities and one of her worst, imo, is her condescending tone. It’s hard to listen to.

    • @spikethefurry6039
      @spikethefurry6039 Місяць тому +2

      @@christophercatiller2422 it's hard to tell these days Lol. I swear she sounds high 😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @lamsangmoigangte5798
      @lamsangmoigangte5798 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂

  • @Gaily1
    @Gaily1 Місяць тому +2

    I am totally enjoying the Hat Game you’re playing.

  • @PInk77W1
    @PInk77W1 22 дні тому +1

    “220,000,000 Americans died from COVID”
    VP Harris

  • @brent8783
    @brent8783 Місяць тому +1

    I admit I was disappointed at not being able to hear Jared's take on Christopher Walken quoting Kamala :)

  • @j.taylor3670
    @j.taylor3670 Місяць тому +2

    Bummer! I thought that this would be her "greatest hits"!

  • @yvetteverwey2283
    @yvetteverwey2283 Місяць тому +1

    I wonder if the trans "men" knew they would develop male pattern baldness from the hormones the take for life. I have seen a few cry about that. Just wondering...

  • @dlberker
    @dlberker Місяць тому +1

    It feels like she just learned something and wants to pretend that she's known about it forever and that she's an expert on the subject.
    Faux deep sums it up perfectly.

  • @susanw489
    @susanw489 Місяць тому +1

    I'd like to be unburdened by hearing the verbiage of Harris, who - at her unburdened best, is very burdensome.

  • @peartree460
    @peartree460 Місяць тому +6

    Im voting for kamikaze kam because of her speech where she said....uhem...." the wheels on the bus go round and round"
    Lyrical wax.. im literally shaking.

    • @geekgurl2000
      @geekgurl2000 Місяць тому +1

      My yellow school bus memories are very long rides where the bullying got vicious because of no teacher to intervene, just a driver focused on driving. School bus was hell for an hour each way. 😱

  • @mickturner957
    @mickturner957 Місяць тому +1

    I'll give her 1 thing, she has the world record for wearing out a Mattress!

  • @BibleSongs
    @BibleSongs Місяць тому +1

    There was no lisp. It was the vocal compression. He did not even have a lisp when the same words were broadcast from the room.

  • @SomeCanine
    @SomeCanine Місяць тому +1

    Look at these fools trying to shield their necks from the sun inside a building.

  • @FreeAmerican-mm2my
    @FreeAmerican-mm2my Місяць тому +1

    ""Just as pinto beans and cornbread nourish the body, so too does our commitment to community and progress nourish the spirit of our nation. Together, unburdened by what has been and the passage of time, we build a future where everyone has a seat at the table and every voice is nourished, because pinto beans and cornbread are nourishing in any time-and that time is now. Just like adding hot sauce brings out the richness of flavor, embracing diversity enhances the strength of our unity." Chat GPT

  • @TheGraffiti600rr
    @TheGraffiti600rr Місяць тому +1

    Hey... that was a pretty clean start to a good Christopher Walken. Sad.

  • @janblackman6204
    @janblackman6204 Місяць тому +2

    Well I ordered a kit from patriot supply using your stuff

  • @victorfreed5913
    @victorfreed5913 Місяць тому +1

    Funny, very funny. Ty

  • @carlh7714
    @carlh7714 Місяць тому +1

    Don't apologize for the blind jokes. I don't know if the blind listener who wrote you enjoys them, but this blind listener does.

  • @kid_ikarus_Bellflower
    @kid_ikarus_Bellflower Місяць тому +1

    If I’m indoors and don’t need to block the sun, the bill of my hat just blocks some of my vision, so I wear my hat backwards so I can still keep my hair out of my face without blocking my vision. Maybe that’s why Jarret wears his hat backwards: to keep his hair out of his face.

  • @evgenyonishkevich8494
    @evgenyonishkevich8494 Місяць тому +2

    Can wait to get wiser 😂

  • @name-vi6fs
    @name-vi6fs Місяць тому +2

    "Our children..." Kamala has two step kids. One was an adult and the other a teenager when she met them.

  • @riccokayaker7523
    @riccokayaker7523 Місяць тому +2

    Kamala is deep, real deep.

  • @SpaceSoldier248
    @SpaceSoldier248 Місяць тому +1

    286th comment

  • @vineetdodd9915
    @vineetdodd9915 Місяць тому +1

    George Washington didn’t wear a wig, that’s a common misconception; he just styled his hair that way. THAT’S how fashionable wigs were 😂

  • @lectrikdog
    @lectrikdog 22 дні тому +1

    LMAO 28:10

  • @RedRonFJB
    @RedRonFJB Місяць тому +2

    THESE TWO MEN HAVE TINY HANDS

  • @toshawhatareyoudoing6410
    @toshawhatareyoudoing6410 Місяць тому +1

    I'm here for Carman facts. I was a die-hard fan.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Місяць тому +1

    13th, 15 August 2024

  • @spencerwilliams7385
    @spencerwilliams7385 4 дні тому

    Fun fact... thier are 360 ways to where a common typical hat on your head, unless you flip it upside down, then thier are 720....if your carzy enough you can can further.....lol

  • @exzisd
    @exzisd Місяць тому

    Buccees Gas Stations and the Rise of The Alt Right - WSJ exclusive look! The Underground Network of Truckers meeting at the red capped beaver mascot's gas stations goes beyond snacks. What's in those trunks? Find out tonight.

  • @ItsGroundhogDay
    @ItsGroundhogDay Місяць тому +1

    Perry the Platypus tried to bring back fedoras.

    • @fieryvale
      @fieryvale Місяць тому

      I love fedoras 😊
      But not trilbies.

  • @Migglesworth
    @Migglesworth 5 днів тому

    It's not, "goofy" for a grown man to wear his hat backwards. It's childish, and a not very bright childish, at that.
    "When I became a man, I put away childish things." I think I read that somewhere.