The Wisest Wisdom Of Kamala Harris | The Babylon Bee Podcast
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- In this episode of The Babylon Bee Podcast, they dive into the deep wisdom of Kamala Harris, where the crew tries to untangle her philosophical musings on yellow school buses and Venn diagrams. They also chat about Trump's Twitter comeback, Kamala’s team cooking the Google ad results with fake headlines, and the saga of breakdancing getting the boot from the 2028 Olympics. As always, the show wouldn't be complete without a "Banger of the Week" and a "Bomb of the Week"-because, well, they can't all be winners!
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@@vincenzobonadonna4556I cannot tell. Are you an idiotic liberal or a Republican with a good sense of humor? There are no other options here.
Right?
I'd like to watch it but it wont load.
The wisdom of Kamala Harris -- the most powerful reason to vote for Donald Trump.
As a professional photographer, I often wear a ball cap backwards so I can see through the viewfinder.
Get a longer lens and hold the camera a foot from Yo Face, that's Camel Cackle's advice!
Can we be unburdened by kommie kamie's cyclical socialist ideologies....😊
One could only hope.
Kamala's speeches are like an essay written by a grade school student when you tell them to write 1000 words, and they're just trying to stretch everything out.
She's really weird.
Except that would be such an understatement in her case😂
Wierdness comes from a sick mind, in this case she's WIERD ON STEROIDS!
I really wanted to hear the Christopher Walken version of a Kamala Harris imitation
I needed this laugh, thank you.
I'm waiting to hear her say "No matter where you go, there you are!" (The Adventures of Buckaroo Banzai Across the 8th Dimension - 1984)
Harris quotes are like tongue twisters of the brain.
Pay first services next. This is our future.
I worked at a Hardee's and am proud to be a weirdo! I made the best biscuits.
You all made my day 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
I get it about the hat thing. The people who are all about freedom and liberty also turn around and tell people how to wear their hat. That is one thing about my party I will never understand.
In regard to that "I identify as vaccinated" hat -- if you actually got the shot, would you be ... transvaccinated? If you got it early when it first came out, would you be ... cis-vaccinated?
Y'all crack me up!!!
Fun fact: In Finnish language Kamala literally means ”horrible”.
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@babylonbee Y'all should hire her if she loses. She could be your Babbling Bee.
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"My name is Kamala Harris, my pronouns are she/her, and I'm wearing a blue jacket."
"I love yellow school buses. Have you been on a yellow school."
"Now you can see the moon with your OWN eyes!"
"You think you just fell out of a coconut tree?'
AND IF YOU LOOK AT THE VENN DIAGRAM YOU WILL SEE THREE CIRCLES AND IT IS SIGNIFICANT FOR ITS OWN SIGNIFICANCE.
@@RedRonFJB I love Venn diagrams.
[Kakles in impish]
and don’t forget, it has been unburdened by what has been
The coconut tree is cool now. The MSM said so.
We need a venn diagram of her wisest of wisdoms so I can see how I’m being unburdened by what has been.
So well played! You should get 5,000 likes at least for each item on the word salad menu there
Epic 🎉
We will all be Unburdened when this Bish is in the unemployment line!
When we talk about the wiseness of wisdom, we must consider those who are wise and have shown their wisdom...because wisdom without the wise is just a word. A word that has six letters that exist in the alphabet. "Wise" is a smaller word than "wisdom". So, basically, that's wrong.
Kamala, is that you?
@@hiskidkeller😂
She means to take parent’s rights over the raising of their children away from us.
History shows us how old cultures did that. Not very nice.
That has been going on for decades in the public school system.
Parents have chosen to put their children into the system.
@@bojibear7957 unwittingly perhaps but most people do not live the way they vote. Why? I’ll never understand. People trust those in authority positions and I remember when there was a time that you could count on most leaders to be servants first. Character has definitely changed in those who seek to lead. Let the buyer beware.
@@bojibear7957 the "system" is everywhere now. Schools hospitals law enforcement. It's unavoidable unless we the people stand up together to beat it back. It's gotten nefarious in the last 50 years.
In the minds of people like hers, a healthy child is a child who is “protected, supported, and nurtured” by the government…
… a core premise of nearly every dystopian authoritarian society I’ve ever heard of or imagined.
Catrated or Abortd on your tax dollars.😢 ( Misspelled on purpose, because of the censorship of Harriss ideal world)
Kamala is obsessed with trying to be quotable, she fantasizes about her quotes being in children's history books. The best she can hope for is being immortalized in memes. 🤣
Creating quotable lines like a Top 40 pop song by ShitLib Houston!
Remember Today is yesterday, tomorrow, but tomorrow is today tomorrow let this unburden your heart,as it did mine,we can all be unburdened together, individually.for then we can ALL be people who are people.
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My favorite Quote of her's is to her office staff " WHO THE F**K IN HERE IS MAKING ME LOOK STUPID? YOU ALL SUCK! and I KNOW ABOUT SUCKING"
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If your brain doesn’t work, DEI will do the work for you ( UA-cam keeps deleting this comment, 4th attempt)
Google algorithm automated censorship platform is making sure that their narrative
is upheld.
Your thought crimes will not be tolerated.
I liked it and I’ll add a comment to cement it. It’s true though!!
"When we talk about the children of the Spumonti; we are talking about the children of the Spumonti."
When we talk about water, it is wet.
It's only wet when it's poured, if water is in the glass it isn't wet, it's sitting still.
This is hilarious. I'm a dad wearing his hat backwards, watching this 😅😅😅
Hat backwards used to be a gang sign. I'm 74 so that was a long long time ago.
As a follicly challenged person I see a problem wearing a hat like that backwards in the sunshine is ending up with a nice red rising sun on my forehead 😂😂.
I liked her explanation of where community banks are. They are in the community. Hmm, I always wondered about that....😂
Domino pizza: help wanted
Harris: I’m ready to serve
Domino pizza: never mind
Ahh, so nice to re-visit these Kamala classics before they’re scrubbed from the internet.
My cat communicates with me more than this Kommulist ever will be able to
Personally, i think " unburdened by what has been" sounds completely revolutionary and anarchical. Scary stuff!
Like apprentices shouldering the burdens of those who's backs are too expensive to help lift?
Apprentices work or laborers work?
Same but different.
It is a quote straight from Marxism
She is such wisdoms
The increasing number of hats was hilarious.
The increasing number of hats appearing on everyone was a nice touch
We have a politician in my country who has this kind of wisdom
He said when it is cold it is not hot....
According to Daniel 4:17, it is GOD who gives us our leaders. God has sent the U.S. a message. This is funny at one level, but absolutely terrifying at another.
"Why is everyone mean to me? I haven't done anything." (Kamala Harris).🖐🤪
Backward hat extravaganza looked AWESOME. Loved the double hat fashion statements. People who wear their hats backwards insist on seeing everything in their immediate environment. I love it. I feel safer around them. When you wear the hat bill forward, the bill impedes the full view.
Her wisdoms are the wise-iest.
Which means , “ you parents are not the authority of your children, they’re children of the government and we have the authority “
That’s what she’s saying
so unburdened by burdening of burdens.
Get a load of this regarding RFK meeting with all candidates about camping down the rhetoric:
"The other candidates have met with me, Kamala Harris has said she doesn't want to," Kennedy said. "
(FoxNews 8/17)
The first quote is actually a communist one about ignoring what was to replace it with a new socialist society.
“Imagine what can be . . .”
( having a Leninist/Maoist-style totalitarian Marxist Regime controlling every aspect of everyone’s lives)
“. . . un encumbered by what has been.”
(a Constitutional Republic ran by the Rule-of-Law based in the Constitution).
That will fulfill the DEMs’ vision of “fundamentally transforming the Country.”
if anyone has seen the movie "being there" with peter sellers... well, you probably recognize the similarity of Chance (peter seller's character ) to "the present democratic presidential candidate"... it would make a great skit anyway....
Except he was way smarter and much more lovable.
@@owlfethurz8377 well... he did "like to watch".... anyway, the thing about the movie was that he was misidentified as a smart advisor and thus his simpleton statements were taken as some kind of sage wisdom... the movie attempts to demonstrate that the elite class are really just lemmings and will accept anything they are told to accept by others in their peer group... Chance was not smart, the elites just took him that way because they were told to believe he was ... much like our current situation (but hopefully enough common sense voters will see through the ruse/scam that is happening)
Disney has lost a lot of money over the last several years from poor movies and shows. I’m not surprised they’re not settling lawsuits.
She spoke like loyal communist
I'm posting before the video premiers. So, if it's anything similar to the Biden quotes video or the one with Trump, I know this one will knock my socks off.
Looking forward for a great laugh!
Lol never gave it a thought how Jared wears his hat. People read too much into everything.
As we plumb the absolute depths of Kamala's wisdom , we discover the limitless depth to be less than skin deep .....
I'd like to hear a parody song called "Kamala Chameleon" based on Boy George's "Karma Chameleon". Any song writers out there?
double hats, marvelous idea.. I think get a better fit with two. And one hat is so old school.
The fact that she isn't working paycheck to paycheck in some small town law office after striking out with her political career in California is a sure sign of just how bad we've gotten as a nation.
Horrible Harris as her name translates from Finnish
@TheBabylon-Bee scam much?
The backwards hat thing has convinced me the retirement age is too young. Boomers need something to do.
As a member of the backward trilby community, I am greatly offended.
Regarding wearing the baseball cap backwards, it reminds me of Bud Bundy a.k.a. "Grandmaster B" (from Married with Children). 😁
if you wear your hat backwards, I immediately suspect you of being nefarious.
One little, two little, three little ball caps;
Four little, five little, six little ball caps;
Seven little, eight little, nine little ball caps;
Ten ball caps on The Bee.
The community, they're like the moonies.
Why the need for two caps ? 😂
DEFINE KAMALAKAMELEON: Noun
Any language deliberately constructed to disguise or distort its actual meaning, often by employing euphemism or ambiguity. Typically used by large institutions.
She is also now advocating for increased child credit. Like J.D. Vance, she now hates the childless.
"Like J.D. Vance, she now hates the childless."
Vance doesn't hate "the childless", or even "the brainless' like you.
The point he was making in regard to our representatives is that they should have a stake in the country and it's future. Things like being a citizen, owning property, having children, investing in our markets, our values, our constitutional rights, etc...
Wisdom of Kamala? You mean 00:01 minutes video?
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Lolll 😂😂😂
I voted for Trump twice, but my only issue with him was how he does not talk to us like kindergarteners in a condescending tone. That’s why I’ll be voting for Harris. I don’t care if she’s hellbent on driving the country off a cliff.
Please be satire 😂😂😂😅
@@spikethefurry6039 well yeah 😂 she has many negative qualities and one of her worst, imo, is her condescending tone. It’s hard to listen to.
@@christophercatiller2422 it's hard to tell these days Lol. I swear she sounds high 😅🤣😂🤣😂🤣
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I am totally enjoying the Hat Game you’re playing.
“220,000,000 Americans died from COVID”
VP Harris
I admit I was disappointed at not being able to hear Jared's take on Christopher Walken quoting Kamala :)
Bummer! I thought that this would be her "greatest hits"!
I wonder if the trans "men" knew they would develop male pattern baldness from the hormones the take for life. I have seen a few cry about that. Just wondering...
It feels like she just learned something and wants to pretend that she's known about it forever and that she's an expert on the subject.
Faux deep sums it up perfectly.
I'd like to be unburdened by hearing the verbiage of Harris, who - at her unburdened best, is very burdensome.
Im voting for kamikaze kam because of her speech where she said....uhem...." the wheels on the bus go round and round"
Lyrical wax.. im literally shaking.
My yellow school bus memories are very long rides where the bullying got vicious because of no teacher to intervene, just a driver focused on driving. School bus was hell for an hour each way. 😱
I'll give her 1 thing, she has the world record for wearing out a Mattress!
There was no lisp. It was the vocal compression. He did not even have a lisp when the same words were broadcast from the room.
Look at these fools trying to shield their necks from the sun inside a building.
""Just as pinto beans and cornbread nourish the body, so too does our commitment to community and progress nourish the spirit of our nation. Together, unburdened by what has been and the passage of time, we build a future where everyone has a seat at the table and every voice is nourished, because pinto beans and cornbread are nourishing in any time-and that time is now. Just like adding hot sauce brings out the richness of flavor, embracing diversity enhances the strength of our unity." Chat GPT
Hey... that was a pretty clean start to a good Christopher Walken. Sad.
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Funny, very funny. Ty
Don't apologize for the blind jokes. I don't know if the blind listener who wrote you enjoys them, but this blind listener does.
If I’m indoors and don’t need to block the sun, the bill of my hat just blocks some of my vision, so I wear my hat backwards so I can still keep my hair out of my face without blocking my vision. Maybe that’s why Jarret wears his hat backwards: to keep his hair out of his face.
Can wait to get wiser 😂
"Our children..." Kamala has two step kids. One was an adult and the other a teenager when she met them.
Kamala is deep, real deep.
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George Washington didn’t wear a wig, that’s a common misconception; he just styled his hair that way. THAT’S how fashionable wigs were 😂
LMAO 28:10
THESE TWO MEN HAVE TINY HANDS
I'm here for Carman facts. I was a die-hard fan.
13th, 15 August 2024
Fun fact... thier are 360 ways to where a common typical hat on your head, unless you flip it upside down, then thier are 720....if your carzy enough you can can further.....lol
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Perry the Platypus tried to bring back fedoras.
I love fedoras 😊
But not trilbies.
It's not, "goofy" for a grown man to wear his hat backwards. It's childish, and a not very bright childish, at that.
"When I became a man, I put away childish things." I think I read that somewhere.