Every Girl In This Town Is Curse & Only Cured When They Reproduce

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  • @V4Violence96
    @V4Violence96 Рік тому +333

    "A sassy werewolf howls in the distance" best line

    • @RAWatson1989
      @RAWatson1989 Рік тому +17

      It's my headcannon that the werewolf is the Vicar who didn't actually die from the bites

    • @kinshuklawrence9267
      @kinshuklawrence9267 Рік тому +3

      I was about to type the same thing

    • @mikeoglesbee6861
      @mikeoglesbee6861 Рік тому +1

      sassy werewolf is my b52s knock off bands name

    • @patrickperalta59
      @patrickperalta59 Рік тому +1

      The Sassy Werewolf reminds me of the end of Lost Boys 3. the Girl at the end who is a friend of Edgar Frog....she is a werewolf..she looks up into the camera and her eyes shine like a werewolf.

    • @darklotus48
      @darklotus48 Рік тому +1

      I died when I heard that part lmao

  • @aletheiaRE
    @aletheiaRE Рік тому +208

    They really named a character "Baron Wolfgang McLaren". Love it

    • @OGRC1
      @OGRC1 Рік тому +11

      if you loved that wait until you find out what the movie is called.

    • @hauts1
      @hauts1 11 місяців тому +1

      @@OGRC1 I googled Baron's name and smiled. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Ocelot4R
    @Ocelot4R Рік тому +110

    He literally waited for her to curse him and his bloodline before killing her... 😆😂

  • @Apostate1970
    @Apostate1970 Рік тому +182

    I haven't even finished watching but I already know that the destruction of that cellphone is the best thing that ever has and probably will happen in Jimmy's life.

    • @Realcordy
      @Realcordy Рік тому +3

      Yup if not he would’ve ran back to that beach and wouldn’t meet his real girl

  • @Michaelengelmann
    @Michaelengelmann Рік тому +14

    I never got why in some vampire movies, once the human becomes a vampire they commit to the role 100%, no hesitation.

  • @CellHeart
    @CellHeart Рік тому +136

    I like how well they cast James Corden in this: a revolting scumbag who lies and cheats his own friends.

    • @leogaray4531
      @leogaray4531 Рік тому +26

      Well he's acting as himself.

    • @Realcordy
      @Realcordy Рік тому +2

      @@leogaray4531 you don’t know him

    • @leogaray4531
      @leogaray4531 Рік тому

      @@Realcordy Have you watched the news? He's the ellen degeneres from uk ...

    • @MaximusAlcarinque
      @MaximusAlcarinque Рік тому

      ​@@RealcordyMan, fuck that dude fr; it's a good thing this was only a recap, 'cuz I'd never be caught dead watching anything with that asshole. I don't need to "know" him to discount out of hand the countless firsthand eyewitness stories of his assholery I've come across.

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому +2

      @@Realcordy Yes we do! 😂

  • @AyratHungryStudent
    @AyratHungryStudent Рік тому +14

    I almost spit my tea when he said the clown was fired for punching a kid in the face.

  • @russwilliams4777
    @russwilliams4777 Рік тому +275

    I wish they'd make the sequel... I want to see Fletch (James Corden) get buggered by a Gay Werewolf

  • @MrLFDV
    @MrLFDV Рік тому +9

    Better than a lot of movies out there. Thanks for the recap!

  • @ExtraBulla
    @ExtraBulla Рік тому +29

    Now I want to see the movie about the sassy werewolf!

  • @wamlartmuse
    @wamlartmuse Рік тому +10

    12:46 ... c'mon Fletch. Unless your balls have been blessed by a priest, that thing ain't bout to do nothing 🤣🤣🤣!

    • @spider-man9118
      @spider-man9118 Рік тому +1

      reject lust, embrace God
      Also, we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested

  • @0megacron
    @0megacron Рік тому +19

    Worth watching this video just for the lines "The Sword of Dee-all-doh" and "A sassy werewolf howls in the distance."

  • @MRmanbearpig1993
    @MRmanbearpig1993 Рік тому +8

    Mom - We have Van Helsing at home!
    Van Helsing at home -

  • @astridediva
    @astridediva Рік тому +17

    Why is the werewolf so sassy ?? 😂😂

    • @sassysarah39
      @sassysarah39 6 місяців тому +1

      you check out them boots

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      @@sassysarah39 That's right! 👢 😂🤣😂

  • @rayharvey1330
    @rayharvey1330 Рік тому +31

    In this movie...the vampire curse only affects HOT chicks. 🤤

    • @carlmagrath6389
      @carlmagrath6389 Рік тому +7

      No fattys in this village

    • @sheridanroad2001
      @sheridanroad2001 Рік тому +4

      ​@@carlmagrath6389stick to a liquid diet and the fat melts away.
      Also your will to live, luckily they are undead.

    • @spider-man9118
      @spider-man9118 Рік тому +4

      reject lust, embrace God
      Also, we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      Lesbian hot chick's! 😂🤣😂

  • @jokerthief1946
    @jokerthief1946 11 місяців тому +2

    Oh Lord, the silicone implants scene is iconic 😆

  • @iblankedurmommy
    @iblankedurmommy Рік тому +232

    I just realized , halfway through this review , a 40 plus year old man and a thirty-year-old man we're after a 17 girl ?!?! The vampires are trying to save the girl from the real predators . Plot twist

    • @gemmalfirefly4287
      @gemmalfirefly4287 Рік тому +7

      Back in the day m😂n would always marry teens

    • @Yeshuawillreturn
      @Yeshuawillreturn Рік тому +7

      Age of consent in the majority of the states is 16 to 17

    • @brandontrammel4581
      @brandontrammel4581 2 місяці тому

      ​@@gemmalfirefly4287 that's because most people especially women back then didn't even make it into their late 30s.

    • @brandontrammel4581
      @brandontrammel4581 2 місяці тому

      ​@@Yeshuawillreturndoesn't make it right

  • @alexistaylor969
    @alexistaylor969 Рік тому +12

    7:36
    That cheap ass Asda(British version of Walmart) frying pan would warp and do basically no damage to a normal person, much more a mythical super strong and durable magical vampire

    • @Realcordy
      @Realcordy Рік тому +1

      They aren’t strong 😂

    • @Gamerrelm1.0_relm
      @Gamerrelm1.0_relm Рік тому

      ​@@Realcordy 😂

    • @martinedwards2004
      @martinedwards2004 6 місяців тому

      So is this an in-product-placement that you can sue for false advertising?

  • @albertoserna3968
    @albertoserna3968 7 місяців тому +2

    This movie is worth the watch.hilarious also😂😂😂😂❤

  • @tayyabasrar3508
    @tayyabasrar3508 Рік тому +3

    Bring back old memories, I really liked Eva (Vera Filatova).

  • @kontrarien5721
    @kontrarien5721 Рік тому +12

    So they have running water and a shower, but have to piss in a wooden box outside?

  • @MewsHeart151
    @MewsHeart151 Рік тому +3

    1:46😂that's determination

  • @ryanvm9728
    @ryanvm9728 Рік тому +40

    Fletch may be a douche, but he was the actual hero in this story. He carried the MC on his shoulders all the way to the end 😅

  • @RegTarg011
    @RegTarg011 Рік тому +2

    Wolfgang Meclaren.. xD hahaha I'm dying

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      That's Baron Wolfgang McLaren to you good sir! 😂🤣😂

  • @peteremmanuelkitsamba4867
    @peteremmanuelkitsamba4867 Рік тому +5

    well, how about that sword of dialdo....🤣🤣

  • @jamesericpham4139
    @jamesericpham4139 Рік тому +6

    Watching this brings Melificent to mind & how easy it is to place a long term curse on somebody or their families.
    Seems u can make it on the fly by just whatever thought or is in sight lying around...

  • @terrancechilds3049
    @terrancechilds3049 Рік тому +10

    This movie is called lesbian vampire I haven't seen this movie in years

  • @seafoxx777
    @seafoxx777 Рік тому +15

    Not gonna lie… I’d join the lesbian vampires in a second lol

  • @iyeate
    @iyeate Рік тому +8

    if he beheaded camilla before she could finish the curse all this wouldn't have happened

  • @connorfitton4294
    @connorfitton4294 Рік тому +18

    Love this movie, no one can make a comedy horror quite like us Brits ah! Also I also want to see a sequel to this movie, but I think it is best to leave it were it is. The gay werewolf was funny.

  • @manshin07121
    @manshin07121 Рік тому +2

    tthe sassy lesbian werewolf😂🖐🏿i laughed so hard i almost put milk before cereal

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      Did you see the werewolf's sassy boots 👢 😳 😂🤣😂

  • @okay4634
    @okay4634 Рік тому +9

    So, the priest died?..

  • @tena2sweet
    @tena2sweet Рік тому +5

    Got to watch out for those sassy werewolves😂😂😂😂

  • @EthalaRide
    @EthalaRide Рік тому +7

    Once jimmy kills his horrible girlfriend, he gets the protagonist hair so no apparent reason.

  • @digitizer3627
    @digitizer3627 Рік тому +1

    I laughed so hard when i saw this movie many years ago.❤

  • @goti1963
    @goti1963 Рік тому +3

    Trudi was funny 😀

  • @Dragon_ally
    @Dragon_ally 11 місяців тому +2

    His friend punched a kid💀

  • @krimke881
    @krimke881 11 місяців тому +1

    Oh, that one. Its so bad😂

  • @ashokgowtham1455
    @ashokgowtham1455 Рік тому +1

    where is this available??

  • @AntileftTruly
    @AntileftTruly Рік тому +1

    a clown got fired for punchign a kid in the face.. that part made me chuckle..

  • @ProReggieM29
    @ProReggieM29 Рік тому +1

    Movie title, please?

  • @dockaos924
    @dockaos924 Рік тому +5

    Seen the movie loved it

  • @ravenantoinette1325
    @ravenantoinette1325 Рік тому +2

    Suggets trip Ibiza but both are broke 😂😂

  • @alpheusjoseph9907
    @alpheusjoseph9907 Рік тому +2

    Interesting fictional love horror movie like it 😊

  • @paulvu1526
    @paulvu1526 Рік тому +3

    Movie name: lesbian vampire killers

  • @junaphinejao3293
    @junaphinejao3293 Рік тому +2

    title of this movie pls

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      Lesbian Vamipre Killers! Is the tittle of this movie. Or some places call it just: Vampire Killers!

  • @gunblades06
    @gunblades06 Рік тому +4

    What is the name of the movie?

  • @123SuperNatasha
    @123SuperNatasha Рік тому +2

    Mclaren, Mercedes, Ferrari… whatever man 😂

  • @Fenris77
    @Fenris77 Рік тому +2

    10:09 Paul McGann!

  • @lanmadrid2754
    @lanmadrid2754 Рік тому +1

    What the title of this movie,
    Thanks in advance...

  • @williambabcock3317
    @williambabcock3317 Рік тому +3

    What’s the name of this movie 🎥 ? ???

    • @SuperNeedforsleep
      @SuperNeedforsleep 9 місяців тому

      A Serbian film

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      Lesbian Vampire Killers! Or Vamipre Killers in some places is the movie name!

  • @reinharddavies8301
    @reinharddavies8301 Рік тому +1

    The title of the movie please

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      Lesbian Vamipre Killers or Vamipre Killers in some countries!

  • @CAPRAQUEENRC
    @CAPRAQUEENRC Рік тому +2

    Lesbian Vampire Killers🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @onlyme219
    @onlyme219 Рік тому +11

    That's my kind of town 👍

  • @ΧρηστοςΤσιπας
    @ΧρηστοςΤσιπας 8 місяців тому

    Movie Name ?

  • @ronnydarko9046
    @ronnydarko9046 Рік тому +3

    Can you drink holy water and be immune from vamp bites? Hmmmm🤔

  • @Phi.D.888
    @Phi.D.888 Рік тому +3

    "queen Camilla, the evil queen" 🤔🤔🤔

  • @giovanniolano9549
    @giovanniolano9549 Рік тому +3

    huge harem potential

  • @meamanik
    @meamanik Рік тому +1

    Sword of "dialdo", i see.

  • @Anislayer_44
    @Anislayer_44 Рік тому +1

    I love you viodios they are just perfect but is it real😊

    • @martinedwards2004
      @martinedwards2004 6 місяців тому +1

      I’ve seen this movie. It’s hilarious and very real. Definitely worth watching.

  • @Fifth_Entertainment
    @Fifth_Entertainment Рік тому +2

    The werewolf look kind of "Happy" if you know what I mean

    • @spider-man9118
      @spider-man9118 Рік тому

      reject lust, embrace God
      also, we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      Yep he was a gay werewolf. Dis you see those sassy boots he was wearing! 😂

  • @sanchejajanethmarjorie5165
    @sanchejajanethmarjorie5165 Рік тому

    May i know the tittle of this movie?

  • @daveduvergier3412
    @daveduvergier3412 Рік тому +1

    The two meet in a local *diner* ???!

  • @Kizarat
    @Kizarat Рік тому +2

    What's with the thumbnails on your recent uploads lol

  • @AuthenticDarren
    @AuthenticDarren Рік тому

    There are no mountains in Norfolk!

  • @TeleologicalConsistency
    @TeleologicalConsistency Рік тому +45

    The countess should've made the age lower to trigger the curse because practically no modern woman is going to last until 18 years old as a virgin.

  • @squarebodycasewademckenney6190

    Vera Filatova (eva) is so pretty

  • @c2sartinkprinthub757
    @c2sartinkprinthub757 9 місяців тому

    deathbed curses are so powerful it does not make sense....well back to the show

  • @DRAGONT101X
    @DRAGONT101X Рік тому

    Whats this called

    • @StarkIller-df7gw
      @StarkIller-df7gw 6 місяців тому

      Lesbian Vampire Killers or Vampire Killers in some places!

  • @Gregang95
    @Gregang95 Рік тому

    Breaking up strengthens relationship. 👀
    Where ?

  • @DixieRect
    @DixieRect Рік тому +1

    the sword of DYLDO?

  • @justinpeterson7246
    @justinpeterson7246 2 місяці тому

    All that's left is the implants lmao!

  • @ngng547
    @ngng547 Рік тому

    Movie name

  • @RealAaron317
    @RealAaron317 Рік тому

    James from the late late show

  • @Gumblethebear
    @Gumblethebear 6 місяців тому

    How, how, how do movies like this get made. How does anyone go "oh yea, I'll pay you to make garbage that nobody will watch!"

  • @SurajGupta_3D
    @SurajGupta_3D Рік тому +2

    This has p*orn parody vibe.... I'll watch it

  • @axx012
    @axx012 Рік тому +14

    The plot of this is literally the same plot as the manga parallel paradise. It's the whole world though where there is only one guy. No I'm not talking about Worlds End Harem.

    • @jahmive
      @jahmive Рік тому +2

      worlds end harem you say

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s Рік тому +1

      so

    • @AthiusOnTop
      @AthiusOnTop Рік тому +1

      Ik what you’re talking about, god that series was strange

    • @axx012
      @axx012 Рік тому

      @@AthiusOnTop which one?

    • @AthiusOnTop
      @AthiusOnTop Рік тому

      @@axx012 the one where he is sent to another world with black tentacle monsters and the girls all orgasm when they touch him

  • @dachronicfapperchronic664
    @dachronicfapperchronic664 Рік тому

    there's a manga I remembered that has that same description title of the video that's nsfw called parallel paradise :)

  • @ancard3118
    @ancard3118 Рік тому +1

    lesbian vampires should have a sequel called gay werewolves xd

  • @thepunisher3640
    @thepunisher3640 Рік тому

    "breaking up will strengthen the relationship"....WAT??

  • @Michaelengelmann
    @Michaelengelmann Рік тому +1

    You sure I can’t bed them to death?

  • @babunadam3478
    @babunadam3478 Рік тому +7

    I think I heard this story in a hentai

  • @crazophobic
    @crazophobic Рік тому

    Frodo and Sam?

  • @dheerajraju5673
    @dheerajraju5673 Рік тому

    Movie name plz

  • @youngtoneski7868
    @youngtoneski7868 7 місяців тому

    wait is fletch that zesty talk show host ?

  • @aliceramdom.s
    @aliceramdom.s Рік тому +2

    nice

  • @scarfaceReaper
    @scarfaceReaper Рік тому +3

    This is comedy right

    • @martinedwards2004
      @martinedwards2004 6 місяців тому +1

      Yup. And it’s a good one, for its genre.

  • @gothic_ace2037
    @gothic_ace2037 Рік тому +2

    i think whoever made this movie just really wanted an excuse to make lesbian vampires

  • @Goefrei0516
    @Goefrei0516 Рік тому +1

    Wtf that's james corden

  • @EruWan_Ernest
    @EruWan_Ernest Рік тому +2

    sassy wearwolf!

  • @sachethana
    @sachethana Рік тому +2

    I volunteer to cure this entire town. Fly me down

    • @Gamerrelm1.0_relm
      @Gamerrelm1.0_relm Рік тому +1

      Bruh😅

    • @spider-man9118
      @spider-man9118 Рік тому

      reject lust, embrace God
      Also, we have various types of evidence for biblical events, if anyone is interested

    • @snorttroll4379
      @snorttroll4379 Рік тому

      post links. I call bs@@spider-man9118

  • @domidium
    @domidium Рік тому +1

    Yet another vampire movie that inaccurately characterizes Carmilla like Erzsebet (Elizabeth) Bathory.

  • @sazzlesazzington3599
    @sazzlesazzington3599 Рік тому +1

    As soon as I saw it starred James Cordon I said nope, no thanks...

  • @MAN31256
    @MAN31256 Рік тому +3

    Is that james corden?

  • @alexlynn603
    @alexlynn603 Рік тому +11

    Lesbian Vampries and Gay werewolfs 🎉

    • @RoTenken
      @RoTenken Рік тому +5

      Aliens: We'll just wait 200 years until they go extinct and we'll own the planet.

  • @Saad_khan7889
    @Saad_khan7889 Рік тому

    I want your videos covet to hindi videos voice

  • @MoongodTDWP
    @MoongodTDWP Рік тому +3

    Sign me up 😅

  • @TheReapergod36
    @TheReapergod36 Рік тому

    I... hated that.

  • @proverbs2522
    @proverbs2522 Рік тому +4

    Sassy werewolves? Whatever

  • @fy3kor
    @fy3kor Рік тому

    this man and the ones that financially supported him should now be allowed into any form of entertainment and especially education.
    bad ideas, sub par plot, bad acting, very shallow characters and spitting on the original source concepts with no respect.