Don’t forget Disney tried to trademark Day of the Dead, since they were making a movie that featured the holiday, and they wanted to make merchandise of it
Next up on Disney junior: Disney buys the milky way so that way the superhero’s can now be seen in the Milky Way instead of them flying mindlessly through spaxe
I can’t wait until Disney does a prequel to the Bible
Despite the Bible literally starting with the beginning of existence
bible: the prequel: the sequel: the musical: the movie: the series
@@BuzzLightbulboh no it’s gonna be a midquel 😢
Mickey Christ
So the Old Testament?
Coming up next: Disney buys oxygen!
Disney buys particles
Disney buys the rights of existing
Disney buys FNF, everyone in mug’s Bob ‘N’ Ron animations have to wear Mickey ears
@@sophthetoast1997I hope they buy it
@@luckzdapro Why? Would you like that to happen?
I can't wait to see Thanos feel the loving embrace of Jesus Christ, amen.
Get ready to receive some Holy Spirit
@@felizenyes and no
Imagine in churches instead of singing Christian songs we just sing *HOT DOG HOT DOG HOT DIGGITY DO-*
nah man we are gonna sing "ITS THE MICKEY MOUSE, CLUBHOUSE"
@@ronik7102 “COME INSIDE ITS FUN INSIDE”
rip earth...
RIP 💀💀💀💀💀💀
@@SebastianTheMemer Meeska, Mooska, Mickey Mouse
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E (that's me!)
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Come inside, it's fun inside
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse (roll call!)
Donald (present)
Daisy (here)
Goofy (hyuck, here)
Pluto (woof, woof)
Minnie (oh, here)
Mickey (right here)
It's the Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
Come inside, it's fun inside
M-I-C-K-E-Y
M-O-U-S-E
I can't wait to see what role mickey mouse gets in the new bible cinematic universe.
Judas
Satan
Definitely not David
I would like but ya know
Apollyon,the Destroyer
(Yes,i only know him from TBOI and yes,he is a real bible character)
Don’t forget Disney tried to trademark Day of the Dead, since they were making a movie that featured the holiday, and they wanted to make merchandise of it
“i am…inevitable”
“and i am…jesus christ”
If they bought it, there would be 5 fricking bibles
About time they introduced my favorite novel into the mcu
i wonder though, how are they gonna fit in the 7 days of creation?
Cant wait until Disney acquires air
the fact I'm Christian and I see this 💀
same here
Same.
Same!
Disney owns you now :)
@@felizen nope, Disney can never buy Christianity!
Bro the book series is gonna be incredible.
F
Can't wait for Disney to make a Bible 2
Edit: I just woke up how tf did this blow up. Also thanks for the likes :]
Nah they finna make a prequel
bible 3 coming out in 2 years, they need to make more spin offs like "jesus' adventure"
@@flyingfrog548 blud thinks he can just sponsor some random vídeo 💀
@@5cp555 bro its "skibidi cat"
Me either
POV: Breaking news in 2033
The Disney intro will play before each sermon… love it
Can’t wait to see Jesus say “And I am Jesus Christ”
I loved the bit in the Bible 2 when Jesus said “its Jesusin time and proceeds to Jesus everyone”, truly one of the religions of all time..
WELP... I'm gonna go die now... but then again, I don't know what heaven is like now that Disney owns it, so maybe I won't.
Yep, same.
It will probably just be Disney world lol
@@girlpower_gacha Disney land, then Disney world, now Disney Kingdom.
You’ll have to tell them 8 months in advance that you are gonna die, so I hope you did that
@@felizen OH CRAP, I forgot to do that! Thanks for the reminder.
An abrahamic cinematic universe would go hard
It honestly wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if Disney did something like this.
i just watched a thing on disney+ about the entire history of mickey the mouse,from 1928 to now 💀
Who remembers cooking with ron here?
I can’t wait for THOR: let there be light
and then marvel collabs with fortnite and we have jesus cranking 90s
cannot wait for moist critical in the avengers
Next Up: Disney buys the whole milky way!
The scene where Noah brings in the Holy Avengers on his Ark is going down as one of the greatest scene in all of cinema.
I’d like to imagine the Holy Avengers are just regular animals each with a low-budget “superhero symbol” stuck to someplace on their bodies
Everyone gangsta till judgment day
True
Disney has found it's new mascot!
Put this stuff on 1.5 in speed and it will make it ten times better
His voice got deeper and I like it
ITS ABOUT DANG TIME
Next up on Disney junior: Disney buys the milky way so that way the superhero’s can now be seen in the Milky Way instead of them flying mindlessly through spaxe
Next: Disney buys life
This is gonna be the movie of the year fr fr
guys this is the best part 0:18
True
Thank you very much for letting me know
Disney owns everything dont they?
Frfr
Frfr
Not if they keep losing money, they won’t.
Even you.
?
Jokes on the mouse there are multiple subsets of the Christian faith! YOU CANNOT BUY US ALL MICKEY!
Disney gonna buy mars next 💀💀
Imagine in the avenger secret wars, when everyone was fighting kang then suddenly jesus shows up out of nowhere
cant even imagine whats gonna happen when disney buys capitalism
They already did.
The idea of Jesus showing up in infinty war is hilarious to me.
Bro i thought that was moist critical in the thumbnail
Boy oh boy can’t wait for the new movie
“Jesus christ!”
Do you guys remember when Disney tried to buy dia de Los muertos
What?!!!
Disney: we will also buy a black hole
fun fact: disney is now buyable
Everyone joking untill judgement day
Year 100100:Disney fucking buying the whole multiverse
jesus boutta get a live action movie
Satan: My child. You have done good.
new movies incoming
hope this time they're good
jesus cameo in secret wars
Disney done did it again
“Now, let’s hear a word from people who’s religion was previously Christian, but are revolted to Disney requesting 1B dollars to go to Church”
I can't wait to see Mickey Mouse in new bible prequel
this marvel film finna be heat
I’m less interested in the idea that they bought it, and more interested in who they might have bought it from.
God ain't no sellout.
Cant Wait for Jesus and Spiderman to fight against Thanos its bouta be sick
If disney did this i would be shocked
now that leads us to our next question, does this mean disney owns me as well?
Bro I thought that was moist crtikal on the thumbnail
I heard there going for Greek mythology next
Thor is gonna go crazy
As a Christian: this very funny.
Jesus on the sequel of spiderman spiderverse 💀
What’s next? Disney buys existing? DISNEY BUYS THE WORLD??
when do we get BASICALLY ROBLOX DOORS pt2 i watched it its funny
To be honest I would not be surprised.
Coming up next: Disney buys life
They will not dare for that anymore
*Coming up next: Disney buys your soul* 💀
And thus plan c has begin for marvel
it is time for bible 2 guys
Maybe this is when disney makes their own version of finding jesus!
I fucking laughed so hard my balls fell off
They didn't fall off I ate them
Wowza
I tried to do that once
Sadly, this means the owl house will stop airing on Disney XD, and have all videos of it erased, due to _certain_ themes in the show
cant wait jesus to clash against the avengers
Imagine mickey reciting Bible verses 😂
Cooking with Ron 11 pls
Can’t wait for Jesus the movie
I cant believe they bought moistcritikal
Yay exited to see when Disney to make a bible 2 because they can :D
Marvels presents, The fight for Christianity!!!!!
I want you to become my news reporter
disney buys the permission to murder my grandmother
hoha, hi im jesus christ, welcome to the heaven clubhouse!!!!!!! ( its the heaven, clubhouse, come inside its fun inside)
Next movie: Disney Journey of the Bible: Satan’s Wrath
new movie: Bible 😱😱
They gonna but steam boat Willy in the bibal😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Can't wait to watch Jesus: The Last Supper
Biblically accurate iron man
Omg I'm so excited to see Jesus Christ the movie🤣
as a Christian, this is funny, I'm not joking.
cooking with ron 11
The Bible 2 Confirmed!!?!!
Ron
gaming