Fancy Socks Don’t Give You a Personality - Robby Hoffman - Up Next

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  • Опубліковано 21 вер 2024
  • Robby Hoffman marvels at how she has never suffered through a UTI and sympathizes with men who have micropenises. (Contains strong language.)
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 100

  • @gamjc
    @gamjc 3 роки тому +55

    To the folks in the comments, that is her voice and accent (from actual Brooklyn) and Jewish, so STAHP COMPARING HER TO ALL THESE DUDES. She funny bc she’s FUNNY!

  • @Abby-xo1de
    @Abby-xo1de 4 роки тому +28

    I feel like this gets infinitely funnier if you've had a UTI

  • @mhypersonic
    @mhypersonic 5 років тому +59

    I love her Jewish mom voice

  • @TurtleFlowerboi
    @TurtleFlowerboi 5 років тому +86

    She really looks the type of person that wears socks as a personality.

  • @idadartey2058
    @idadartey2058 5 років тому +11

    "I'VE BEEN DOING THIS WRONG MY WHOLE LIFE"
    same

  • @youtuberin1236
    @youtuberin1236 4 роки тому +7

    this is excellent, I cried laughing

  • @cs3222
    @cs3222 5 років тому +13

    CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS BLESSING?? love this

  • @evildoesnotsleep-x2b
    @evildoesnotsleep-x2b 5 років тому +7

    lol the hand on the back

  • @redweather6315
    @redweather6315 5 років тому +41

    SMALL OF THE BACK thing is SO TRUE its the worst guys dont do it

    • @lilapampa9322
      @lilapampa9322 5 років тому +3

      YES! And it's the absolute first time I hear someone adress it out loud, while I have been cringing internally every goddamn time a man does it!

  • @KenHumphlett
    @KenHumphlett 5 років тому +41

    A female Larry David?

    • @H0USE99
      @H0USE99 5 років тому +1

      Was literally going to type this!

    • @chrisbrown8376
      @chrisbrown8376 5 років тому +4

      Yes. But minus the funny.

    • @DegreesOfThree
      @DegreesOfThree 5 років тому +4

      Yes, but dirtier and more masculine.

  • @adillemma
    @adillemma 5 років тому +5

    Damnit! Soda on my keyboard after the 18-20 times a day line :D :D :D

  • @noelhutchins7366
    @noelhutchins7366 5 років тому +7

    I am hearing an Amish accent

  • @quickknowledge4873
    @quickknowledge4873 5 років тому

    Great stuff!

  • @Bjay_Jw
    @Bjay_Jw 5 років тому

    Yes they do

  • @redpepperdave
    @redpepperdave 5 років тому +2

    I thought this was yt ad but I remember I have yt red. 😕

  • @JVKK2008
    @JVKK2008 5 років тому +29

    Humor left the chat.

  • @magyarmagyar1
    @magyarmagyar1 5 років тому +19

    that was painful

  • @caidenstgermain1223
    @caidenstgermain1223 5 років тому +2

    I’m actually dead

  • @hasd31
    @hasd31 5 років тому +1

    The only comedic value here are the fucking comments

  • @michelerich1590
    @michelerich1590 2 роки тому

    oh man if only she hadn't flubbed saying 'fancy socks'. tough punchline

  • @kernelpanick636
    @kernelpanick636 5 років тому +2

    The new Larry David of comedy

  • @JefferyBlue
    @JefferyBlue 5 років тому +37

    3 minutes of "comedy" and I don't think even the audience laughed once.

  • @Janine.Najarian
    @Janine.Najarian 5 років тому

    Well I don't hate it

  • @beerados3989
    @beerados3989 5 років тому +4

    I dont thumbs down stuff very often even if I don’t like it. Had to hit that button this time

    • @ohmyblindman
      @ohmyblindman 5 років тому

      you're allowed, it is the internet after all.

    • @ohmyblindman
      @ohmyblindman 5 років тому

      @Shawn Stafford oh that's some ONE level stuff

    • @zapabeefart3755
      @zapabeefart3755 5 років тому +1

      Same: I wish I had my time back

  • @orr8103
    @orr8103 5 років тому +5

    you know what would have made that set better? Jokes.

  • @beccabrown3047
    @beccabrown3047 5 років тому +5

    I was confused at first. But after watching again Its actually pretty funny... The character is the joke I think?

  • @Hokuto_Tongi
    @Hokuto_Tongi 5 років тому +3

    She’ll get there

  • @fredashay
    @fredashay 2 роки тому

    Okay, but why an egg?

  • @sheri0082
    @sheri0082 5 років тому +2

    Eh

  • @SadfoxGuyver
    @SadfoxGuyver 5 років тому

    The fuck . The women suffrage called

  • @DonPerion
    @DonPerion 5 років тому +4

    I blame Seinfeld

  • @romangarza7777
    @romangarza7777 5 років тому +1

    Sounds like Christopher Walkens just not funny

  • @christopherr7195
    @christopherr7195 5 років тому

    If she’s not Jewish How is this not offensive.

  • @maximua78
    @maximua78 5 років тому +12

    Sad... bad material

  • @christopherr7195
    @christopherr7195 5 років тому +11

    This is horrible. Wow

    • @anydaynow
      @anydaynow 5 років тому

      Shawn Stafford Thanks. Now I gotta stop watching awful stand ups to go looking for an airplane landing on a train vid.

    • @anydaynow
      @anydaynow 5 років тому

      I'm counting it. Don't worry, if I win you'll never know or hear from me again. Also if I don't. m.ua-cam.com/video/iLBz3sFcBAg/v-deo.html

  • @Madkalibyr
    @Madkalibyr 5 років тому +4

    This was really not funny.

  • @SuckMyKiss420
    @SuckMyKiss420 5 років тому +5

    When do the jokes start?

  • @amberbeans
    @amberbeans 5 років тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @BillyRamirez
    @BillyRamirez 5 років тому +7

    Another comedian who probably has never asked, “will the audience find this funny?”

  • @dickfitzennwell6639
    @dickfitzennwell6639 5 років тому +5

    Are we supposed to laugh? Did I miss the joke?

  • @keeganhardwick7132
    @keeganhardwick7132 5 років тому +2

    Someone tell Sebastian Maniscalco he’s got a disciple

  • @tremackin
    @tremackin 4 роки тому +1

    Im not sure if this is a persona or who she really is

  • @NOE3ON
    @NOE3ON 5 років тому

    She sounds like a gay Ellen. Like man gay, not woman on woman gay.

  • @flaregun81
    @flaregun81 5 років тому +1

    Jewish lesbian?

  • @Joey-qx9cf
    @Joey-qx9cf 5 років тому +4

    Not funny even in the slightest that was painful

  • @catatonic165
    @catatonic165 5 років тому +1

    Oof.

  • @NickAdelman
    @NickAdelman 5 років тому +3

    what is with comedy central posting videos of unfunny comedians?
    thank goodness you've got other content that's decent

    • @NickAdelman
      @NickAdelman 5 років тому

      @Jeff B yeah... but there are way funnier LGBTQIABBQ+-? ppl out there

  • @dogschosenpeople
    @dogschosenpeople 5 років тому +1

    Hack this bit off

  • @rydemk4168
    @rydemk4168 5 років тому +4

    Wow am I really first

  • @condiff33
    @condiff33 5 років тому +3

    Your bad and you should feel bad!!

    • @deviledegg
      @deviledegg 5 років тому +1

      She is, but so is your grammar.

    • @condiff33
      @condiff33 5 років тому

      If you know exactly what I am saying they my grammar is just fine. Now days it is very common for people to use the same your for all of the different variations. So your comment is bad and you should feel bad!!

    • @deviledegg
      @deviledegg 5 років тому

      @@condiff33 so, using your logic as long as a lot of people continue to make a mistake then it's no longer a mistake. They should just accept their failure to grasp the structure of a language (what grammar really is) and disregard it? That's sad, and you should feel bad about trying to excuse something that silly instead of just noting it and taking in the education. 😝😝

    • @condiff33
      @condiff33 5 років тому

      I’m aware of the use and proper grammar of the word. No education needed.

    • @deviledegg
      @deviledegg 5 років тому

      @@condiff33 well if that is true good. Just don't try and justify mixing up your and you're trying to justify it. Taken care ❤

  • @manuellujan666
    @manuellujan666 5 років тому

    Woody Allen?

  • @ShadowWolfe
    @ShadowWolfe 5 років тому +1

    When did she even TALK about fancy socks???
    I never thumbs down stuff unless it really deserves it... This is one of them. Three different topics in three minutes with absolutely no transition in-between. Also, jokes about genitalia is getting old it seems, and this is why. Not the best execution.
    Needs better material, and no one cares about religious(?) stuff such as "counting blessings" as judged by the lack of reaction she got when she asked if anyone counted blessings. I don't want to go to a comedy show and be reminded about religion.

  • @TRahjey
    @TRahjey 5 років тому +2

    I mean, I don't think this is funny. At all. But I applaud her for preserving I guess.

  • @lillbitdenveronlyfans6582
    @lillbitdenveronlyfans6582 5 років тому +1

    Every act I've seen with this purple background has been horrible

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 5 років тому +15

    This felt like someone going on stage for the first time because their psychologist told them to do it.
    Where is Patrice O'Neal when we really need him?

    • @poot111111
      @poot111111 5 років тому

      The angry lesbian shtick is low hanging fruit for laughs, how did you f*ck it up so bad?

    • @SadfoxGuyver
      @SadfoxGuyver 5 років тому

      O'Neil I'd goat

    • @andersonneil2293
      @andersonneil2293 5 років тому +4

      Im glad you have a different preference

    • @beccabrown3047
      @beccabrown3047 5 років тому +1

      @@andersonneil2293 yaaassss

  • @MRYEMAN
    @MRYEMAN 2 роки тому

    This was like a UTI for my ears

  • @EgadsNo
    @EgadsNo 5 років тому +3

    Did I just watch a German expressionist marionette talk $#!^ about how other people express their personalities?

  • @brandi1667
    @brandi1667 5 років тому

    She is terrible...

  • @poot111111
    @poot111111 5 років тому +2

    The angry lesbian shtick is low hanging fruit for laughs, how did you f*ck it up so bad?

  • @superdeluxesmell
    @superdeluxesmell 4 роки тому +1

    I’m pretty sure this is some sort of Kaufman style anti-comedy.

  • @31291settle
    @31291settle 5 років тому +1

    I don't think dudes can get UTI's

    • @CamxCam.
      @CamxCam. 5 років тому +2

      If you were born with a urinary tract, you can get a urinary tract infection.
      Males have a longer urethra (mine's also thicker & more dangerous) than a female, so it makes the trip shorter & ultimately more pleasurable (nobody enjoys long car rides to the beach) for microscopic aliens to make their way to her promise land, Vaginia Beach (her bladder).

    • @TheBlackCeliac91
      @TheBlackCeliac91 9 місяців тому

      🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤡

  • @hendyallen5993
    @hendyallen5993 5 років тому

    I'm sure that this will piss off s feminist somewhere... but was this supposed to be funny? Can I get a refund for the 3:19 plus ads?

  • @zachsimon9475
    @zachsimon9475 5 років тому +1

    This a dude or a trans?