5:59 Johnny this is why the pacing in your videos is so much better than most youtubers. Instead of wasting time on the joke, going "EUGH, AGH, GET IN THERE", it's simply a gag that's in the background as you waste no time getting on with the explanation. You may not realize it, but the way your structure your videos is really well done, congrats on that Johnny.
Agreed a million times. Some of the most successful reviewers (cough Nostalgia Critic cough) tend to beat you over the head with their jokes, even when it's equal parts painfully obvious and unfunny. John is such a professional with his reviews. He's never trying too hard to do anything. Some goofy subtle humor, highly in-depth reviews, and a work ethic that shows through. Maybe the most under-appreciated game reviewer on UA-cam.
is that a reference to johntron? cause johntron is more of a satire/comedy first hand look at rather than a semi professional review. you can compare the two as one is meant for an actual impression and the other is meant for satire.
Am i the only one who got that weird black and white rabbit intro when you open this game? It really scared me when i was a kid (I am 16 years now). Also this resident evil intro feels so deep and scary.
Johnny if you ever get to the Jak series and get to Jak X you will be blown away on how the story actually makes sense as to why the characters are racing to begin with.
This is one of your best reviews of all time surprisingly... It has that SGB Flava with Mark and Elliot having prominent roles And dat Crash Victory Dance at the end Oh Gawd!
Ah. My first-ever racing game and my most nostalgic. Too bad it totally kills my eyes now since I've experienced the wonderful goodness of Mario Kart 7.
The next crash marathon should be The Wrath of Cortex, Nitro Kart, Twinsanity, Crash of the Titans, Mind Over Mutant, and if there's time, a quick look at the gba games.
I remember begging for this game for Christmas a long time ago. When I finally got it, I wasn't disappointed at all. Watching this video gave me some serious flashbacks. It also filled my desire to search for my old PS1 and play the hell out of it. Thanks for yet another great review, Johnny!
Funniest review so far Johnny. Your brothers know how to have fun and your crash dance in the end made me laugh hard. If I can have a suggestion in your next month of why not Uncharted(you hinted that in your batman review) Kingdom hearts(it's obvious you are a fan and you did do a rant once) Jak and daxter(go to naughty dog next series) Rayman games(if you played them) 3D Mario games(cause you only 2d and seeing how you 3d games for both sonic,Zelda, and metroid, I see no need for you to tackle 3d Mario titles) Or more indie games again If anyone likes this list then like this comment so Johnny can see this(I really want him to do one these) Feel free to add on the list if there is a game you want to add
Polar bash is still my favorite mini game of all time. I used to just play it for hours. I also love CTR and I've always wanted mario kart to have a single player like it or diddy kong racing where there's a hub world you can drive around in and then eventually have a boss race
Ahhh Crash Team Racing and Crash Bash... I remember playing these games all the time because my mom actually loved to play them. It was one of the few things that my mom and I had a shared interest in, and I love the two games myself. Good memories..
Thanks so much for reviewing these classic games from my childhood. I had no idea when I was a little kid that Crash Bash looked so different and was so boring because it wasn't made by the geniuses at Naughty Dog!
This video was really good as I think they are great multiplayer games. By the way in the adventure mode of Crash Bash there's a 2 player co op option, which is way more fun than playing by yourself. Also that Crash dance at the end was awesome.
Seeing the crash racing part of the videos brings back memories. I use to own it and I let my first best friend borrow it. He also had the small white PlayStation you have which adds to the memories. We would play this together for hours and it was so much fun. Unfortunately though he moved and I believe he kept the game, but the part that sucks is that I eventually lost contact with him and it's been over 8 plus years since I last saw him and I have no idea where he is now :'(
Crash Team Racing is an awesome racing game and, back in the day, I think it was the only kart racing game that was as good as Mario Kart 64. Crash Bash was...OK but it's no Mario Party. LOL at Johnny doing the Crash Dance.
I think that Mario Kart 64 is a slightly better game than Crash Team Racing, but I think that's because I grew up with MK64 and and I haven't played CTR yet. There's a difference of watching stuff and playing stuff but I have played Diddy Kong Racing and I love that game almost as much as MK64.
Honestly, I'd love to see Johnny review Crash of the Titans and Mind Over Mutant. They're damn good games and don't deserve the hate they constantly get.
They won’t remake crash bash guys sooo nooo it’s not because they just making crash bandicoot 4 crash on the run mobile and crash pvp mobile console pc player vs player tennis sports game mobile guys sorry 😒
CTR and Crash Bash were childhood games for me, I remember sitting down and playing against my brother in CTR or the many laughs I've had playing co-op on crash bash and having my brother kill us both of the panda mini games. CB doesnt really hold that well now but boy was it fun back in the days
Johnny, you always guarantee to put a smile on my face :) I love your videos, keep doing what you're doing and thanks for the endless laughter you make me burst out with.
yeah the game isn't fully complete, in one of cortex's lines they even hint at that, like for instance there were supposed to be i believe 2 dimensions instead of 1
+Random Guy It wasn't just cut content, the game was super rushed, and you can see that just by watching some of the cutscenes, like with lines they added and how there are some sounds missing when there should be sounds.
Johnny this is my favorite video of yours now.All the skits you did with Mark and Elliot just made me laugh my butt off.This was the best thing to wake up too ^^.Mark had some of the best lines XD.
Johnny: Looks like it's pandemonium for the eighth time.
Mark: AH! YOU...
"30 SECOND AD"
Mark: FUCK!
... *wheezes seeing this* youtube ads are so dumb its hilarious
"Perfect censorship!"
5:59 Johnny this is why the pacing in your videos is so much better than most youtubers.
Instead of wasting time on the joke, going "EUGH, AGH, GET IN THERE", it's simply a gag that's in the background as you waste no time getting on with the explanation.
You may not realize it, but the way your structure your videos is really well done, congrats on that Johnny.
Agreed a million times. Some of the most successful reviewers (cough Nostalgia Critic cough) tend to beat you over the head with their jokes, even when it's equal parts painfully obvious and unfunny. John is such a professional with his reviews. He's never trying too hard to do anything. Some goofy subtle humor, highly in-depth reviews, and a work ethic that shows through. Maybe the most under-appreciated game reviewer on UA-cam.
I don't think I've noticed before, but you really have a point there. Yeah, nice work, Johnny!
is that a reference to johntron? cause johntron is more of a satire/comedy first hand look at rather than a semi professional review. you can compare the two as one is meant for an actual impression and the other is meant for satire.
GARANIKOR also, any jokes that "aren't funny" dont overstay their welcome, all his jokes are quick, and at least 97% of them hit the mark
Agreed
marks acting is hilarious. you need to get him on more john.
(gasps) You FUCK!
Snake Claus killed him unfortunately
johnny generations: johnny with hair (classic) bald johnny (modern)
Classic Johnny also has a beard and Modern Johnny doesn't
Johnny Boom has a comically large Afro, an ascot & Ace sports tape
7:30 Mark made me laugh so hard, I had trouble breathing. His reaction to playing Pogo Pandemonium was priceless. I kinda want Mark in more video.
E X T R A T H I C C
It's something about the way Mark says "You FUCK!" that just cracks me up! XD
Yo
Same
All these years later and I’m still in awe at the delivery of the “Ah! You fuck!” line.
The segments with ALL the brothers together makes this dual review all the more sweet.
2:42 made me laugh way harder than it should have.
"Crash Bash! ...Eh, it's alright!"
=Makes it sound absolutely terrible=
Mark saying "You fuck" was so much funnier than it should have been.
You guys imitating the mouth movements was gold.
The dance was also spot on.
Finally, someone who agrees with me that Crash Bash has a scary opening sequence! lol
+madmarsrocks2012 It put resident evil's opening to shame
+madmarsrocks2012 I absolutely loved it as a child.
+madmarsrocks2012 This was a kids game!
Am i the only one who got that weird black and white rabbit intro when you open this game?
It really scared me when i was a kid (I am 16 years now).
Also this resident evil intro feels so deep and scary.
I loved that Crash has a gem dance at the end!
HOW WAS IT NOT NAMED CRASH BANDI-KART?
That's genius.
lawsuit? Garfield Kart still exists...
That's surprising, given how sue happy Nintendo is.
B-but... ...
The band.icooot
In Japan it's called Crash Bandicoot Racing which I think is better. The name fits CNK more since there's actual teams and mechanics based around it.
For whenever you need a quick laugh: 7:32
Johnny if you ever get to the Jak series and get to Jak X you will be blown away on how the story actually makes sense as to why the characters are racing to begin with.
I'd honestly love for him to review the Jak series. Those games always felt so deep to me, especially the 2nd one
Yes John
Dance
Dance for your likes
IT PLEASES US!
11:29 Johnny looks like hes trying out for the Ginyu force lol
Am I the only one who loved the shit out of Crash bash
No
not at all this was the first game ive ever played when i was 3
I remember trying to master it as a kid lol
This is one of your best reviews of all time surprisingly...
It has that SGB Flava with Mark and Elliot having prominent roles
And dat Crash Victory Dance at the end
Oh Gawd!
Ah. My first-ever racing game and my most nostalgic. Too bad it totally kills my eyes now since I've experienced the wonderful goodness of Mario Kart 7.
Nice to see Mark making an awesome comeback!
7:21 Best moment in any of your reviews. Mark's reaction at the end is absolutely gold!
7:22 Why is Mark holding the controller upside down?
You noticed too!
***** Sorry, too. it was a typo
Alpha Moon 64 fvchvg
Because
Cause you’re gay
I spent more time playing these games than any other game as a kid. To this day these are 2 of my top 5 favorite games
Something charming about your co-stars. Love that "YOU FUCK!" in particular. Someone get that man an Oscar, I could feel his disappointment!
One of the earliest racing games I played and also my introduction to Crash Bandicoot. I had fun times playing it at my best friend's house.
Man, those live action segments. Awesome video, Johnny!
I absolutely love Crash Bash. I had so much fun playing that game as a kid and loved playing with friends.
11:23 - Stick that on repeat!
gif pls.
EDIT: makeagif.com/i/GIT96z
FynalZ0ne Could you make it a little longer?
That dance at the end was the most majestic and beautiful thing I've even laid my eyes upon.
The dance at the end, that'd be why I'm subbed.
Here 7 years later and Mark at 7:30 still makes me laugh!
My favourite review so far. Mark was hilarious XD
That starting bit is different here in the UK..strange sharing it different!
START YOUR ENGINES, FOR ANOTHER, NAAAAAUUUGHTY DOG PRODUCTION
The next crash marathon should be The Wrath of Cortex, Nitro Kart, Twinsanity, Crash of the Titans, Mind Over Mutant, and if there's time, a quick look at the gba games.
7:21 best acting
Lol the crash dance at the end
I remember begging for this game for Christmas a long time ago. When I finally got it, I wasn't disappointed at all. Watching this video gave me some serious flashbacks. It also filled my desire to search for my old PS1 and play the hell out of it. Thanks for yet another great review, Johnny!
Crash Team Racing is the best kart racing game i've ever played and I'm a Nintendo fanboy and SNES sucker. It's just that good
The live action segments in this were amazing!
Funniest review so far Johnny. Your brothers know how to have fun and your crash dance in the end made me laugh hard.
If I can have a suggestion in your next month of why not
Uncharted(you hinted that in your batman review)
Kingdom hearts(it's obvious you are a fan and you did do a rant once)
Jak and daxter(go to naughty dog next series)
Rayman games(if you played them)
3D Mario games(cause you only 2d and seeing how you 3d games for both sonic,Zelda, and metroid, I see no need for you to tackle 3d Mario titles)
Or more indie games again
If anyone likes this list then like this comment so Johnny can see this(I really want him to do one these)
Feel free to add on the list if there is a game you want to add
3/6 aint bad
Oh man Mark hasn't changed, including his acting.
Elliot: (Rim shot)
Johnny: Thank-you and good night
I have team racing and it's so fun! I love the beginning! It's so awesome!
I also have crash bash! They were all so fun!
Greasor I have crash Nitro kart
Polar bash is still my favorite mini game of all time. I used to just play it for hours. I also love CTR and I've always wanted mario kart to have a single player like it or diddy kong racing where there's a hub world you can drive around in and then eventually have a boss race
7:32 oscar winning performance. 10/10
I loved _Crash Bash_ and _Crash Team Racing_ as a young kid. And watching the footage here, makes me want to play them again. XP
Seeing Johnny doing the dumb Crash Dance was really funny
Ahhh Crash Team Racing and Crash Bash... I remember playing these games all the time because my mom actually loved to play them. It was one of the few things that my mom and I had a shared interest in, and I love the two games myself. Good memories..
Lol love Mark in this.
I know right? He makes me smile a lot in this one, super funny.
I still own and love both of these games. So many memories with both titles.
Johnny vs Jak & Daxter the spiritual successor to the PS1 Crash bandicoot series.
Finally he got to twin sanity 6 years later
Man, Mark needs to be in these videos more often.
LOL. I can't get enough of the scene where Mark slaps Elliot and he just stands there and takes it, then Johnny trashtalks the two.
Lolz at mark and elliot "AUGH! you FUCK!!!"
Crash Bash was my first game i had ever had, and later on every Crash game out there. loved it
Maybe a month of Mario focusing on the 3d games.
or that month of Kirby you dissed earlier...the best Beat 'Em up ever
Thanks so much for reviewing these classic games from my childhood. I had no idea when I was a little kid that Crash Bash looked so different and was so boring because it wasn't made by the geniuses at Naughty Dog!
Please, somebody make Johnny's dance into a gif!
It is done giant.gfycat.com/DimwittedBitterAmericanrobin.gif
I love you.
The power slide in CTR makes it my favorite racing game without a doubt!
Johnny,there's always...BUBSY 3D!?!?!?
God, the soundtrack in Crash Bash is freaking brilliant! :D
its the best soundtrack of the entire crash series
"Auh!
you...FUCK."
Man I still have my OG copy of Crash Bash. Memories.
CTR was pretty much all I played when I had my PS1.
The ending is perfect, you should do more bloopers like that Johnny. You and your bros are too entertaining. xD
The Ps2 Ratchet and Clank trilogy!
This video was really good as I think they are great multiplayer games. By the way in the adventure mode of Crash Bash there's a 2 player co op option, which is way more fun than playing by yourself. Also that Crash dance at the end was awesome.
Oh you fuck! xD
That was super funny. I'm also glad that Mark can get in the mix when ever he can.
7:32
JustCallMeShwick The fact that i got an ad as soon as he said "OH YOU_" made it a lot more funnier.
Jack Man Lol XD
Seeing the crash racing part of the videos brings back memories. I use to own it and I let my first best friend borrow it. He also had the small white PlayStation you have which adds to the memories. We would play this together for hours and it was so much fun. Unfortunately though he moved and I believe he kept the game, but the part that sucks is that I eventually lost contact with him and it's been over 8 plus years since I last saw him and I have no idea where he is now :'(
Crash Team Racing is an awesome racing game and, back in the day, I think it was the only kart racing game that was as good as Mario Kart 64.
Crash Bash was...OK but it's no Mario Party.
LOL at Johnny doing the Crash Dance.
*****
Diddy Kong Racing! How could I forgot about such an awesome game ?
I think that Mario Kart 64 is a slightly better game than Crash Team Racing, but I think that's because I grew up with MK64 and and I haven't played CTR yet. There's a difference of watching stuff and playing stuff but I have played Diddy Kong Racing and I love that game almost as much as MK64.
Man, CTR takes me back.
LOVED that game!
6:17 I think I laughed waaaaaay more than I should have. XD
@1:39 N64 was already out along side PS1 and it had 4 ports. Aww the good old times with 4 player games on that system. So many too
Honestly, I'd love to see Johnny review Crash of the Titans and Mind Over Mutant. They're damn good games and don't deserve the hate they constantly get.
+Nominal Hero The DS version of that game is one of the worst games I have ever played.
Well, Mind Over Mutant is super tedious. I don't like that game. Crash of the Titans is alright though...
Oh God. Please do more bloopers compilations at the end of your videos.
It makes my day.
they should've remastered this one, imagine destroying ppl online
Jordan Brackin 😂 that sounds amazing actually
Jordan Brackin Crash and Bash that ass
Take it from someone with experience - online is the LAST thing a beloved franchise like this needs!
They won’t remake crash bash guys sooo nooo it’s not because they just making crash bandicoot 4 crash on the run mobile and crash pvp mobile console pc player vs player tennis sports game mobile guys sorry 😒
That dance was awesome at the end.
Did any one notice mark was holding the controller upside down XD
yeah i saw that XD, I wondered for a sec "wtf?"
CTR and Crash Bash were childhood games for me, I remember sitting down and playing against my brother in CTR or the many laughs I've had playing co-op on crash bash and having my brother kill us both of the panda mini games. CB doesnt really hold that well now but boy was it fun back in the days
Resident Evil Marathon.
Johnny, you always guarantee to put a smile on my face :) I love your videos, keep doing what you're doing and thanks for the endless laughter you make me burst out with.
I hope you do Crash Twinsanity soon! ^.^
yessss crash twinsanity tho sadly not fully complete is awesome
yeah the game isn't fully complete, in one of cortex's lines they even hint at that, like for instance there were supposed to be i believe 2 dimensions instead of 1
+Random Guy It wasn't just cut content, the game was super rushed, and you can see that just by watching some of the cutscenes, like with lines they added and how there are some sounds missing when there should be sounds.
I love how mark reacts to stuff! It's hilarious.
Sonic3CD Knuckles & Knuckles review.
Damashi The Kaotic I'm pretty sure he already reviewed that
I danced along with the Crash dance... I just wish there was a dancing game with it in.
Crash Bandicoot Trilogy confirmed for ps4
C R A S H I S B A C K B O Y S
+LazySoulReaper skylanders
I can't freaking wait, I've actually pre-ordered already xD
Wait, you can pre-order? Where?
CortexMan2003 PANCAKES!!
i unlocked every thing as a kid with my best friend. unlicking n tropy was one of the most rewarding gaming moments of my life
>I'm drawing a blank
Phoenix Wright reference maybe?
Well, Ted did turn him into an Ace attorney fan, so it's possible.
Best mouth animation ever!
No one has given, nor will ever give some love to Crash Nitro Kart
Better than Tag Team, that's for sure.
No... It's worse than Tag Team
Yoshistar 456 Why?
Crash Nitro cart isnt that bad, its pretty much CTR with a fresh coat of paint on it and more unlockables.
all 5 of the PS1 Crash games are awesome!
I'd love to see ya do one of the Sly Cooper Games.
I played the freak out of these two games with my brother. Great times~
Lmao that dance
I died laughing on the ground when he danced
Johnny this is my favorite video of yours now.All the skits you did with Mark and Elliot just made me laugh my butt off.This was the best thing to wake up too ^^.Mark had some of the best lines XD.
random guy: get ready for crash team racing!
me:ctr.
random guy: wh...wha-
me: CTR!!!!
thank you people for getting the refrence
It only took Johnny six years to finally review Wrath of Cortex and Twinsanity...