LOL love it. You should make one about constipation and Poop refusing to come out. Being lazy or scared to leave Butt while you’re straining in agony 😂
@@aidasalas441 have a lot and lot and lot and lot and lot of water even if you need to go pee every hour, no exception accepted. Add green leafy vegetables in your diet, it can help you to some extent 💜
Me, thinking I'd gone the better part of a year without farting in front of my now-husband... He tells me, almost two years in, "yeah, you farted in your sleep really noticeably the first night you stayed over." Cool.
i got one better i farted while spooning but i was already knocked out guess it was a big one cause he said it warmed his leg up im pretty positive i found the man for me xD
We dated for five and a half years and my first fart accidentally happened just over a year after we got married. I don’t know how I did it but I had him convinced I don’t fart at all which is hilarious in hind sight. Cut to 8 years post marriage and we have fartathons now the second we both wake up. True love!
If any guy (or anyone really) decides to not talk to you after hearing you fart. That's actually a good thing and you've dodged a big red flagged bullet.
@@DzdzownicaKowadlo sometimes when you go in a bathroom there's two light switches. One of them is not a light switch but it turns on a vent fan in the ceiling. Sometimes there's only one switch that turns them both on, which is so annoying to me
As a guy I really don't care, not do I know any guys who complain about women farting. Especially in the bathroom. I mean it's not like men are the only ones taking dumps in there. I really don't know who women are trying to fool or impress.
@@protorhinocerator142 I actually agree with this so much btw, when I was a teen I used to hold it in but when you get older you realise men don't care lol its natural and the only people who make it out as if it's a big deal are daft wains and teens tbh.
I was in the bathroom at work, on the toilet, and my coworker in the next stall kept apologizing for farting. It didn't smell, and I kept telling her, "it's ok. If you're gonna do it, you're in the right place. Don't worry about it." As a woman, I totally understand not wanting to embarrass myself by farting in public, but at the same time, we need to normalize normal things like farting and pooping. It's gross but normal, and no one's perfect.
One tip that at least works for me is to separate your buttcheecks so the butt has nothing to hindering farts - which make the passing easier but also less noisy since it suddenly gets a free way out 😂
Honestly, if I had a girl over, she coule fart. Especially in the toilet. Of course, it helps to not do that to keep the illusion of the girl being some magical creature, but thinking losing that status would make a man running away is ridiculous. An acquaintance of mine had to tought by her boyfriend that it'a okay to have a working digestive system.
@@kyrak.4143 no, why would that be shameful, if a man has privacy or boundaries conversations with his parnter it moves the relationship forward. plus its not called being a nerd.
@@solanum6039 I could until I had birthed 3 kids. After pelvic floor physical therapy (yes, it’s a thing, lol), I can sometimes stop the flow mid stream.
@@solanum6039 you may want to look into pelvic floor physical therapy. It helps with so many different things you wouldn't even think would be affected by your pelvic floor.
doesn't always work. Some flushers are pretty silent. Even with louder ones a fart can be loud enough to be heard. U just think that no one can hear it, just bcuz they haven't said anything to you lol.
Unless it’s a long one that outlasts the loud part of the flush😂 or if you have tissue or anything to flush after, you’re going to have to flush twice which will automatically make some people assume you’re doing big business in there which can just as bad as them hearing you fart😂.
Our bathroom echoes like crazy and we live in a 600 sq ft apartment! My hubby and I have a long running joke...if we cut a loud one , the other yells out..."I heard that"...and we still laugh every time! 😂
Even as a guy I try to keep the noises down and that includes long-term relationships, though sometimes in the morning it's not easy. Yes we all use the bathroom but I still keep a light footprint about it and clean the bathroom once a week to keep it nice in there.
I’ve been in this exact situation! It’s so annoying that relaxing the muscles to pee also relaxes the other muscles, the farts just pop out before you even know they’re coming sometimes!
I think most people don't realize that if you clench your butt, you just make the fart louder... Relaxing or even (pardon the imagery, but you DID click on this video) separate the cheeks a little more can help it be quieter. And you can always turn on the sink or flush the toilet when you have to fart. And even if they do hear you, farting is a normal body function and no one should be ashamed of having to do it in private, in the bathroom, to be courteous. If the other person leaves the relationship or thinks you're gross, that's on them.
Update for the single ladies: guys don't care if you poop at their house. Guys think farts are hilarious and wouldn't be bothered at all. I think this skit is hilarious still too
doesn't always work. Also, they can tell you have the water blasting, and will be obvious what u are doing. A better thing to try to do is cough. Just have to time it right lol.
@@tyffaneelavely8087 yeah well thats our best option and it does work, all you need is to close the door and blast the tap on. And at least that way we won’t disturb my friend or myself.
So I find it hilarious that we hold in our farts all day just to let them out when we are sleeping. As long as we don't make it weird they won't think it's weird 😂😂
Best part. We don't care you poop. We know you poop. And if you do, just avoid clogging it by flushing before wiping. As for y'all overthinking it. Don't worry about it. A toot isn't going to make us leave you lol.
To avoid this from happening to me I will make it clear to my future partner that all of these farting and pooping are absolutely normal and we shouldn't feel embarrassed about it.
LOL love it. You should make one about constipation and Poop refusing to come out. Being lazy or scared to leave Butt while you’re straining in agony 😂
Hahahahahahaha
Would love to see the DIARRHEA problem, where our stomach is arguing amd yelling with our brain and stomach's all confused about pooop
I'm constipated rn lol
@@aidasalas441 have a lot and lot and lot and lot and lot of water even if you need to go pee every hour, no exception accepted. Add green leafy vegetables in your diet, it can help you to some extent 💜
@Stranger_things_stuff to 2
Me, thinking I'd gone the better part of a year without farting in front of my now-husband... He tells me, almost two years in, "yeah, you farted in your sleep really noticeably the first night you stayed over."
Cool.
i got one better
i farted while spooning but i was already knocked out
guess it was a big one cause he said it warmed his leg up
im pretty positive i found the man for me xD
ahhahahahahhhahahaha
We dated for five and a half years and my first fart accidentally happened just over a year after we got married. I don’t know how I did it but I had him convinced I don’t fart at all which is hilarious in hind sight. Cut to 8 years post marriage and we have fartathons now the second we both wake up. True love!
I broke the fart barrier for the first time three weeks in. Was the first time ever in a relationship for me. Honestly kind of liberating
@@Buhleep lmao omg. He's definitely the one
If any guy (or anyone really) decides to not talk to you after hearing you fart. That's actually a good thing and you've dodged a big red flagged bullet.
Exactly BC everyone does it, I love that my daughter isn't shy to fart and she is proud of herself I love it..
The bladder with water in it's mouth 😭😭😭😂😂
That was my fave part!
Mine too!
her back teeth are swimming!
That's not water 😂😅
Literally the best part🤣
My hubby gave me a congratulations card and a gift the first time I farted in front of him. 😆 He accepts all of me lol
He's a keeper!
Keep him
He's a keeper. I was actually married for a few years before I farted in front of my husband, he thought that females really didn't fart!! 😂😂
Ew. 😊
You just taught me how to silent my farts in bathroom, thanks
Or just turn on the exhaust fan?
@@canebro1 What's an exhaust fan?
@@DzdzownicaKowadlo sometimes when you go in a bathroom there's two light switches. One of them is not a light switch but it turns on a vent fan in the ceiling. Sometimes there's only one switch that turns them both on, which is so annoying to me
@@ccscheller8193 Hm. I know only of my Grandma having it
@@DzdzownicaKowadlo yeah only some bathrooms have them
Can we as a society agree that taking a shit is natural and stop holding in every time we go out, I mean I do the same and I’m so tired of it 😂
As a guy I really don't care, not do I know any guys who complain about women farting.
Especially in the bathroom. I mean it's not like men are the only ones taking dumps in there.
I really don't know who women are trying to fool or impress.
@@protorhinocerator142 I actually agree with this so much btw, when I was a teen I used to hold it in but when you get older you realise men don't care lol its natural and the only people who make it out as if it's a big deal are daft wains and teens tbh.
@@protorhinocerator142 well, it's very embarrassing for us if someone knows it. That's why.
@@Wolfy_Girl-pb6tg But *why* though?
@@Wolfy_Girl-pb6tg *Why* is it embarrassing?
I was in the bathroom at work, on the toilet, and my coworker in the next stall kept apologizing for farting. It didn't smell, and I kept telling her, "it's ok. If you're gonna do it, you're in the right place. Don't worry about it."
As a woman, I totally understand not wanting to embarrass myself by farting in public, but at the same time, we need to normalize normal things like farting and pooping. It's gross but normal, and no one's perfect.
In my old job, me and the guys would have fart competitions while on the toilet.
@@ramz1455bro 😭
I agree but see how we still say “it’s gross” when it’s a normal, bodily function. I don’t think society will ever just “accept” a fart 💨 😂😂😂
Women poop? 😳
POV: HE HEARS THIS ENTIRE CONVERSATION
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😂😂😂😂
In most cases, it wouldn’t even bother the boyfriend/husband, he’d probably LMAO at the fact that they think he has a problem with it to begin with.
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One tip that at least works for me is to separate your buttcheecks so the butt has nothing to hindering farts - which make the passing easier but also less noisy since it suddenly gets a free way out 😂
Thank you, I was desperately looking for this comment as I consider this the most effective method myself! 😄
Ok but in public this would look so wrong in so many ways 😭😭😭
@@mako_the_seawong7306 🤣🤣🤣
Everyday you learn something new! 😂 thanks!
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The amount of thought, effort and planning put into this is admirable.
Oh my god I thought I was the only one that put toilet paper to block the fart sound😭
Nope, been there too;)
Haha- me too! I thought I was so clever! 🤭
I NEVER KNEW ABOUT THIS.
I don't use toilet paper I let my fart sit and let it out slowly and I'm done
The more you’re on the Internet the more you know 🤣
Butthole on the wall?! 😂 Love you, your irony is super clever!
How the picture on the wall in the background in the start of the video has a sign on it that says “butthole 😀”. 🤣🤣🤣
Ur videos are seriously the most down to earth, funniest vids. Every single one is so damn relatable and hilarious good job ur AMAZING haha xx
Honestly, if I had a girl over, she coule fart. Especially in the toilet.
Of course, it helps to not do that to keep the illusion of the girl being some magical creature, but thinking losing that status would make a man running away is ridiculous.
An acquaintance of mine had to tought by her boyfriend that it'a okay to have a working digestive system.
A magical creature 😂🤣💀😂😂
Sounds great but we all have this exact conversation in our mind every time. Hahaha
please have this conversation with your partner to know they are in a safe place
Don't you feel ashamed when you need to..... in front of your gf?
@@kyrak.4143 no, why would that be shameful, if a man has privacy or boundaries conversations with his parnter it moves the relationship forward.
plus its not called being a nerd.
Lmao in the beginning above her head on the picture there's a paper that says "butthole :)" on it 🤣🤣🤣
😂 I saw that
I love how the brain is always smiling
Wait… How do you stop peeing mid stream? Once I pee, I pee until I’m done and I can’t do anything about it…😅
It's a muscle. Look up kegels/pelvic floor muscles. 😊
@@that.ll_do_pig That’s great, but I physically can’t do it. At all.
@@solanum6039 Sounds like some sort of pelvic floor issue.
@@solanum6039 I could until I had birthed 3 kids. After pelvic floor physical therapy (yes, it’s a thing, lol), I can sometimes stop the flow mid stream.
@@solanum6039 you may want to look into pelvic floor physical therapy. It helps with so many different things you wouldn't even think would be affected by your pelvic floor.
This sent me!! Again with, I thought I was the only one. We humans are so strange yet so clever😁
Just flush when you decide to fart. Does wonders, and no one knows ;)
doesn't always work. Some flushers are pretty silent. Even with louder ones a fart can be loud enough to be heard. U just think that no one can hear it, just bcuz they haven't said anything to you lol.
Unless it’s a long one that outlasts the loud part of the flush😂 or if you have tissue or anything to flush after, you’re going to have to flush twice which will automatically make some people assume you’re doing big business in there which can just as bad as them hearing you fart😂.
This definitely works sometimes lol
"Yea ur gonna need to remove that"
This happened to me in the girls bathroom stall and I heard the person in the stall next to me chuckle- 💀
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I cannot believe how relatable your content is! Hilarious 😂
*Bladder: ah don't thinnnk I can hold it much longer* got me dying lmao
This has been me. When I started dating my now husband, I literally had all these thoughts.
Did he have them aswell in front of you?
Our bathroom echoes like crazy and we live in a 600 sq ft apartment! My hubby and I have a long running joke...if we cut a loud one , the other yells out..."I heard that"...and we still laugh every time! 😂
I literally sat next to my gf looking at videos while she pooped cause she was constipated. Many years together, we lost our magic and mystery
Awwwww that’s so sweet
That's so cute
My mum told me about the toilet paper trick. Best advice ever.
I love how 'Brain' was holding a cup and was listening to what the other person was doing and then proceeded to report to the others XD
LoL 🤣🤣🤣 The brain seems all too eager to sabotage! LoL 🤣🤣🤣
Don't worry about farts unless they release a stench that would make a skunks seem like perfume.
Women are so worried about a fart noise, that most men don't care about. Some men even love hearing it.
I swear all of these videos in the toilet are me when I'm staying at my boyfriends house 🤣🤣🤣🤣
These provide a v useful insight into women's minds. Guys, pay heed!
I’m 30 and I never thought of this or heard about this 😭
Hey do you know the song tune she used in the first 3 seconds 😭😭😭 please if you know then please reply 😭
You're healthy, not insecure
LOL 😂 I Love This Staff
Even as a guy I try to keep the noises down and that includes long-term relationships, though sometimes in the morning it's not easy. Yes we all use the bathroom but I still keep a light footprint about it and clean the bathroom once a week to keep it nice in there.
Thank you!
Never thought I'd say these lines in my life,but poop is the funniest character.
the old joke of "you are such a pratt I bet you fart into a tissue." brought to life 🤣
Just saying... girls we won't dump you for taking a dump
Do YOU worry about her hearing you?
@@kyrak.4143 not particularly... but I don't really have dates at present
@@metageek7878 But would you too be embarrassed if you f. arted very loudly in the toilet while p... ping?
I’ve been in this exact situation! It’s so annoying that relaxing the muscles to pee also relaxes the other muscles, the farts just pop out before you even know they’re coming sometimes!
The “butthole :)” in the beginning 😂
I think most people don't realize that if you clench your butt, you just make the fart louder... Relaxing or even (pardon the imagery, but you DID click on this video) separate the cheeks a little more can help it be quieter. And you can always turn on the sink or flush the toilet when you have to fart. And even if they do hear you, farting is a normal body function and no one should be ashamed of having to do it in private, in the bathroom, to be courteous. If the other person leaves the relationship or thinks you're gross, that's on them.
Update for the single ladies: guys don't care if you poop at their house. Guys think farts are hilarious and wouldn't be bothered at all.
I think this skit is hilarious still too
Hayley, your facial expressions are the best!
Huge fan of stomach😂😂😂 I don't know why but the stomach really gets me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
On the bright side that toilet paper will now also muffle the poo 👍🏻😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the troll face on fart when she comes in...
The brain always enjoys the chaos 😂🤣😂
The way fart entered…wait for me b**chs😂😂😂
LMAGDGDHS
Every solution creates an other problem. "You're going to have to remove that."
These videos never stop being funny
These shorts are so entertaining they always make my day better ❤️
mr beast? im a big fan! :3
WAAAAIIITTTT 🤣 she put the tissue whhhheeerrrreee 💀💀
Why do we continue to perpetuate the behavior that people don't have body functions? It's literally so much unnecessary stress
Exactly
Because everyone else does and if only we didn't it would be weird
And there's no way to make everyone stop at once
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I’m laughing so hard rn!! 😂😂😂😂
The gurgling bladder - oh god no 😂
Anyone who would be upset that you used the bathroom and fart deserves to be alone.
The gargling!! Crying 😅
My trick is one me and a friend of mine use when we share a hotel room: turn on the tap full blast, it somewhat downs out the sound
doesn't always work. Also, they can tell you have the water blasting, and will be obvious what u are doing. A better thing to try to do is cough. Just have to time it right lol.
@@tyffaneelavely8087 yeah well thats our best option and it does work, all you need is to close the door and blast the tap on. And at least that way we won’t disturb my friend or myself.
The mother effin accuracy has me weak!😂😂😂😂
The way 💨 come in lop😂😂😂😂
Girls stop it, fart already. Its funny as hell!
Little weird tip: just pull your cheecks apart and no sound gonna come out because the skin is not gonna stop the air. Thank me later
Honestly these videos are too accurate
I find the best way to handle this is to just let it rip and establish dominance.
I do that with burps too 👍
Wait....... Does that work? I've never tried this one 😅
Btw, I LOVE your content!
I love the sign on the picture in the background, it’s so random
That's how my brain goes too.
I didn't get it the first time but the punch line on "You're gonna have to remove the tissue" is priceless!
Oh my gosh! 😆 🤣 😂
Women are humans too. No idea why this is such a big deal
Exactly
Ur so close to 500k! Congrats!
Only Hayley can do these topics.
She's OUR girl!
I noticed the "Butthole :)" paper in the beginning XD
The most satisfying farts are when you take of
So I find it hilarious that we hold in our farts all day just to let them out when we are sleeping. As long as we don't make it weird they won't think it's weird 😂😂
😂😂😂😂It's so good when your relationship finally gets to the stage that you don't care in the toilet, farts be free!! 😂😂😂😂
I recently got married and The fact that my husband farted twice in front of me gives me immense hope in myself.....
After algorithmic days and days of the pure joy of Ms. Morris vids, I gotta say this one is a masterpiece among masterpieces.
I've literally done that before to silence an urgent fart lmao
Best part. We don't care you poop. We know you poop. And if you do, just avoid clogging it by flushing before wiping. As for y'all overthinking it. Don't worry about it. A toot isn't going to make us leave you lol.
Well... Not unless you toot on us. Tho some guys like that too... Well use best judgements.
You know what they say, "A fart is just a turd honkin' for the right-away." 😂
LOL I love how the Fart character looks so proud of herself
I could literally feel the relief at the end.
You are hilarious, I laughed so hard. Please continue 🙏
To avoid this from happening to me I will make it clear to my future partner that all of these farting and pooping are absolutely normal and we shouldn't feel embarrassed about it.
I love her sense of humor 🤣, 🤣 it's absolutely hilarious 😂,
I think I like the brain's expressions best.
Accurate AF 🤣🤣🤣
Bro the second I watched this I was heading to the bath room, Coincidence I think not!
How is it that I looked away yet still knew “who” Was talking!! So funny!!
The paper stuck to the picture at the beginning saying Butthole 🤣🤣🤣🤣
As a bloke, I find womans' relationship surrounding having a shit absolutely hilarious.
Whereas men are kinda proud of it. I don’t know why, but we females are complex about bodily functions.
The most relatable one I’ve seen thus far!
I love how it says butthole on the pic behind you at the beginning lol
That last part! 😂😂😂😂
LOL!! You are too much! 😂😂😂
The ol' toilet paper cover up trick 🤣😅