Yea it’s obvious, but CIG not coming up with an 600i “exploration module” for us to see yet, that’s a real joke. Oh wait, they screwed up the interior so bad, that has to be completely redone first, is that the joke that preceded the first joke.
I do love the satirical take on those satirical videos. There are people who don't understand subtlety and the nuance of satire. We have a term for them..... Drake pilots. They probably think satire is a term for a tired SATAball player.
Dear Origin, please coddle me and call me sweet things... please come back. I didn't mean to get caught with illicit goods in your beautiful 315. Please please please I'll do anything. Please remove me from the no-fly list in New Austin I need to feel your warmth again UGGHHHH!!!!
Origin is pretty much a perfect Roleplay ship brand, even if they offer very few practical benefits over the competition. But if you want practical, you don't buy Origin.
I mean, the 325a is extremely practical. It's manoeuvrable, it packs a punch, has physical interior with every commodity imaginable and has a little cargo bay (also physical)
@@hypernova3527 As a 325a owner myself I do like it, but it definitely has its drawbacks. Most notably is that it's extremely fragile for a ship designed for combat, the side wings especially. Any advantages in firepower or mobility go away pretty quick once those are hit. It's a good all purpose ship for a solo pilot, but as a dedicated combat ship it loses out to a lot of its competitors.
Being born and raised on the wrong side of the tracks I can't help but smile when I accidentally punch a hole in an origin ship with my ratty old cutty. Oh dear, origin owner, I'm terribly sorry about that. My mistake. Hang on, I'll see if I can reverse my bucket of bolts out of your swimming pool.:)
The only mistake you made was sitting in the pilot seat - better to assume you have somebody employed to fly the ship for you, so you can sit in the bar...
Origin needs to come out with something new something exciting. There are so many numbers between 100 and 890 and who is say they can't count higher. You can have even more with the letters. Anyway get to work Origin. We need something sleek and deadly.
I support your boycott of Origin for their tasteless promotion of a shameless "influencer" on her Mobiglass. Her ignorance to surroundings and wilful destruction of property makes her no better than the 9Tails members assaulting the floating platforms of Crusader! My only criticism, albeit a small one, would be the choice of Crusader Industries and their sleekness, over the innovative qualities of some of the Gattac offerings. But, needless to say, you still have my full support. Yours, P.Bird.
He right tho! My 890 jump misses. Food/water Water in pool. Can't smoke cigarettes thout they are everywhere.. Medbay computer on the right side doesn't work.. What 6 fish tanks?No fish tho.. Its time for a gold pass for reals
Come on. The Spirit series is so badly designed the C1 needs a hallway carved through the middle of the freight section because there’s no entry point near the cabin. It also has terrible use of space as those wings are mostly for show so they have a tube with the only point of access along the backside. It’s a step back from the freelancer.
I like Origin but as somebody who likes roleplay and lore, I'm REALLY disgusted by the in-universe marketing. Companies that do something SO STUPID in real life (let's be real, all companies "go with the times" and implement these influencer shit to some degree, but not everyone overdoes it) are boycotted by me unless absolutely necessary to live. That said: I own a 400i and love it, although it is really useless in the current state of the game.
This might be a joke, but it's better than the joke CIG attempted to make. By a factor of light-years. Worst Character, ever. No one wants to see 'influencers' 900+ years in the future, fictional or otherwise. Most of us can't stand them now. Right? (Or am I wrong?) At the least the air-headed Burrito bounty hunter is more in-line with the alpha's silly combat focus. And he has a good personality and catchphrases. Origin failed in this year's IAE. Failed big time. And I'm an Origin fan. Stil will be, but today...please make fun of them. Everyone. Even Drake is better today than Origin. And I've never sad that before. Hope to not have to say it again. :P
HAHAHAH that video was so bad i hit the do not recommend button on UA-cam to stop showing me CIG's crappy content. if its important ill watch it here lmfao 10/10 get em Farrister!
I'm hoping it's obvious, but this is a joke...
Evidently, some haven't figured out the original videos were a joke yet, so I wouldn't count on it. This is genius though.
@@CaptHawkeye Everyone knows the original videos are a joke. That still doesnt make them good or funny.
Someone said in lore, the 200i series was a flop. It might have been in a jump point article. Anyone know?
@@EricXVII "everyone knows"? Not according to Spectrum.
Yea it’s obvious, but CIG not coming up with an 600i “exploration module” for us to see yet, that’s a real joke. Oh wait, they screwed up the interior so bad, that has to be completely redone first, is that the joke that preceded the first joke.
When they agreed to share the expo hall with Drake... DRAKE!!! I knew taste and elegance had left the chat.
So uncouth...
I hope the new 600 series module is just a railgun glued to it for the sheer memes the lore would be.
Haha
i love these short satirical in-lore vids... lol... keep em comin
Glad you enjoyed!
This is brilliant. Origin should have followed what Kelly Caplan was trying to do...
Edit: but, at least they know how to make windows.
Glorious windows
But all their windows are too high! You have to stand on a table to look out... Just 400why?
Amazing. This is what I would imagine would happen irl if origin existed and did a similar ad campaign!
Haha!
Although....having a cute girl in yoga pants aboard your ship does seem to be consistent with the rich, playboy aesthetic Origin sells.
Perhaps, but not shared all over social media!
This was awesome. Thank you for the laughs, Farrister!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Please make this a series, this is brilliant
Bring back this character, which bears an odd resemblance to my own opinions... :D ;-)
Absolutely haha@@Farrister
I do love the satirical take on those satirical videos. There are people who don't understand subtlety and the nuance of satire. We have a term for them..... Drake pilots. They probably think satire is a term for a tired SATAball player.
I dare not comment
Dear Origin, please coddle me and call me sweet things... please come back. I didn't mean to get caught with illicit goods in your beautiful 315. Please please please I'll do anything. Please remove me from the no-fly list in New Austin I need to feel your warmth again UGGHHHH!!!!
Didn't mean to get caught?
Love the video, and yes Origin needs to better it's advertising campaign.
:D
This made my night. Well done.🤣
xD
I think more people should describe themselves as a "Gentleman of Means".
Haha
Origin is pretty much a perfect Roleplay ship brand, even if they offer very few practical benefits over the competition. But if you want practical, you don't buy Origin.
The price of premium
I mean, the 325a is extremely practical. It's manoeuvrable, it packs a punch, has physical interior with every commodity imaginable and has a little cargo bay (also physical)
@@hypernova3527 As a 325a owner myself I do like it, but it definitely has its drawbacks. Most notably is that it's extremely fragile for a ship designed for combat, the side wings especially. Any advantages in firepower or mobility go away pretty quick once those are hit.
It's a good all purpose ship for a solo pilot, but as a dedicated combat ship it loses out to a lot of its competitors.
Gentleman of meams.... the most polite way of saying "i can buy my own moon"
haha
A new Origin ship would be welcome...
I crave one.
Maybe a 500i Constellation competitor. Both the 600i and 400i have claimed to be that… neither are appropriately scaled. Maybe third time’s the charm.
New Origin influencer ship
Being born and raised on the wrong side of the tracks I can't help but smile when I accidentally punch a hole in an origin ship with my ratty old cutty. Oh dear, origin owner, I'm terribly sorry about that. My mistake. Hang on, I'll see if I can reverse my bucket of bolts out of your swimming pool.:)
Wrong side of the tracks - love that phrase!
I felt like such a poser sitting in the 890 Jump pilot seat while I watched this....in exactly the same outfit...down to the monocle
The only mistake you made was sitting in the pilot seat - better to assume you have somebody employed to fly the ship for you, so you can sit in the bar...
I could go for a reoccurring series with this character.
Character? This is just me... oh wait, yes, character, entirely fictional ;-)
Absolutely amazing.
Jolly good!
Yeah... I felt that 400why in my soul.
haha
Awesome! I love it. What a great response to the 'influencer' videos. :D
Glad you liked it!!
Nicely spoken, i hope they will direct the company to its former glory soon.🧐😜
xD
Tout simplement Délicieux !
Merci!
This is great, after watching the Mahli "vlogs" nice :D thanks for making this
So distasteful...
Origin needs to come out with something new something exciting. There are so many numbers between 100 and 890 and who is say they can't count higher. You can have even more with the letters. Anyway get to work Origin. We need something sleek and deadly.
I'll settle for gold standard 600i and 890j, plus engineering gameplay of course.
Haha, the maths checks out!
Haha that was awesome well done Farrister
Glad you enjoyed!
Pffft 890J. If you're truly an Origin fan, the only way to fly would be a black and gold 600i!
890J for weekend use
This was funny! However, I do love my 400i and 315p.
I can't blame you for that :D
bravo! love it. I think the premise (even if a joke) is pretty solid
Jolly good
Original, Real, Intelligent, Good, Insightful, Noteworthy
:D
Lol yeah!!! Boycott Origin! CRUSADER, CRUSADER!
haha
"Gentleman of means." LOL. You might have said Esquire. Or, "Moneyed individual."
I dunno, it seemed appropriate :D
@@Farrister Definitely wouldn't feel out of place in the Firefly universe
Excellent video, Gave me a good laugh
Glad you enjoyed it
I'm interested in hearing from someone from Gatac.
Representatives were unavailable for comment, following a large shipment of back scratchers
Awesome video great job on the editing and camera angles
Thank you!
You said alot in only 2 and a half minutes lol
And just like the Cutter, the 400i needs to be 15-20% bigger!!!
Everything gotta be bigger :D
400i……because why not?
lol
Enjoyed, that is all.
Wonderful!
Great job!
Thanks!
Excellent video
Glad you liked it!
Yes! YEEEEES!!!!!!
:D
Hear! Hear! 😂 👍
Hear hear!
Can I give you two or maybe three thumbs up on this one!
890 thumbs up
Well done! 😅
Thanks :D
I support your boycott of Origin for their tasteless promotion of a shameless "influencer" on her Mobiglass.
Her ignorance to surroundings and wilful destruction of property makes her no better than the 9Tails members assaulting the floating platforms of Crusader!
My only criticism, albeit a small one, would be the choice of Crusader Industries and their sleekness, over the innovative qualities of some of the Gattac offerings.
But, needless to say, you still have my full support.
Yours,
P.Bird.
An honourable course of action
Blasphemy! 🍺
xD
That was great, good job. 😂
:D
Just love this video 😂😂😂 great job
Glad you enjoyed!
Love this haha
:D
lol, love this
:D
I know it's satire but I agree 100%. That influencer didn't match up with origin at all. Crusader is indeed superior
Haha :D
i love it
i need a drakeversion too PLEASE
no. seriously. PLEASE. :))
Haha xD
He right tho!
My 890 jump misses.
Food/water
Water in pool.
Can't smoke cigarettes thout they are everywhere..
Medbay computer on the right side doesn't work..
What 6 fish tanks?No fish tho..
Its time for a gold pass for reals
haha
Did you say "Gentleman of means" or "Gentleman of memes"? ;)
Haha, I see what you did there!
first of all, how dare you.
great video though
:D
Come on. The Spirit series is so badly designed the C1 needs a hallway carved through the middle of the freight section because there’s no entry point near the cabin. It also has terrible use of space as those wings are mostly for show so they have a tube with the only point of access along the backside. It’s a step back from the freelancer.
I feel like it's an elongated avenger titan
@@Sirlawngnome23 Titan has a second exit.
I mean, still better looking than the rest of the Crusader line by a mile. Plus it'll be helpful once wings start affecting flight physics.
@@timebrain3188 oh, it looks nice for sure. I love the penguin. I just wish Crusadoor would maybe leave one door out of their ship's hallways.
@@timebrain3188 it looks ok it’s just they designed it so badly that functionality became an after afterthought.
LMAO
:D
CIG have gone full kiddo. It is sickening really and they think it is funny. It is not. They have gone full woke and full fortnight kiddo.
I dunno, I thought it was pretty funny. A parody of modern times
@@Farrister
This used to be a serious game for adults. Now it’s all about the kiddos and tik tok memes.
😂😢
lol
Why you so mad about this i sense a hidden agenda
Haha
Lmao
:D
I like Origin but as somebody who likes roleplay and lore, I'm REALLY disgusted by the in-universe marketing. Companies that do something SO STUPID in real life (let's be real, all companies "go with the times" and implement these influencer shit to some degree, but not everyone overdoes it) are boycotted by me unless absolutely necessary to live.
That said: I own a 400i and love it, although it is really useless in the current state of the game.
Just a bit of fun xD
This might be a joke, but it's better than the joke CIG attempted to make. By a factor of light-years.
Worst Character, ever. No one wants to see 'influencers' 900+ years in the future, fictional or otherwise. Most of us can't stand them now. Right? (Or am I wrong?)
At the least the air-headed Burrito bounty hunter is more in-line with the alpha's silly combat focus. And he has a good personality and catchphrases.
Origin failed in this year's IAE. Failed big time. And I'm an Origin fan. Stil will be, but today...please make fun of them. Everyone. Even Drake is better today than Origin.
And I've never sad that before. Hope to not have to say it again. :P
Haha :D
HAHAHAH that video was so bad i hit the do not recommend button on UA-cam to stop showing me CIG's crappy content. if its important ill watch it here lmfao 10/10 get em Farrister!
:(