JUST BE RICH AND DON'T DIE! - The Game of Life 2 with Adept, Hasan & Zoil!

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  • @jauda3245
    @jauda3245 4 роки тому +1556

    After Mr. Cow said "I'm already a millionaire and I'm not even halfway trough the game, just like in real life" somebody in chat said "trust me you are" monkaS

    • @kaydenbloomfield7388
      @kaydenbloomfield7388 4 роки тому +214

      Mr. cow is gonna get assassinated MonkaW

    • @Jyappino1010
      @Jyappino1010 4 роки тому +151

      @@kaydenbloomfield7388 ASSASSinated gachiHyper

    • @kaydenbloomfield7388
      @kaydenbloomfield7388 4 роки тому +63

      @@Jyappino1010 oh god it’s a fucking weeb

    • @pissfi
      @pissfi 4 роки тому +189

      Years of drinking only coke + ingesting gfuel powder: this pepega already has one foot in the grave monkaW

    • @kaydenbloomfield7388
      @kaydenbloomfield7388 4 роки тому +21

      @@pissfi oh god your right, he’s gonna start snorting it soon

  • @relaxing301
    @relaxing301 4 роки тому +745

    "You could've been a brain surgeon and earned 500 millions."
    Zoil 2020.

  • @SnoppleWopple
    @SnoppleWopple 4 роки тому +1512

    "Just be rich and don't die"
    Words to live by

  • @hiimcosmic
    @hiimcosmic 4 роки тому +1810

    "She just sucked my juice and I get nothing"
    this guy HAHA

    • @jmeistur2879
      @jmeistur2879 4 роки тому +83

      Welcome to marriage lmao

    • @vaccuumrolls7243
      @vaccuumrolls7243 4 роки тому +24

      True to irl lul

    • @waffles5306
      @waffles5306 4 роки тому +57

      43:14

    • @2tfl236
      @2tfl236 3 роки тому +16

      If anyone wants an argument against marriage here's one point😂

    • @RiMeijer
      @RiMeijer 3 роки тому

      @wesawthevideo

  • @DatGuyAegis
    @DatGuyAegis 4 роки тому +356

    "I graduated! ... but im broke 😞"
    *every college grad ever*

    • @princeo242
      @princeo242 4 роки тому +3

      Depends on major :)

    • @ruffemoto
      @ruffemoto 4 роки тому +23

      Laughs in good education system

    • @rotuu2682
      @rotuu2682 4 роки тому +4

      @@ruffemoto in norwegian haha

    • @coronavirus553
      @coronavirus553 4 роки тому +3

      @@ruffemoto your going to start a war in the comments I feel it

    • @placeholder7213
      @placeholder7213 4 роки тому +8

      @@coronavirus553 nah chat is too young to know what an education system is dw

  • @kaseymitsuri7
    @kaseymitsuri7 3 роки тому +93

    11:32 Adept: "I'm going to stay single"
    X: "Really?"

    • @xaviershaboo7859
      @xaviershaboo7859 3 роки тому +27

      This aged well

    • @TheHipPro
      @TheHipPro 3 роки тому +13

      @@xaviershaboo7859 i'm so glad i found this.

    • @shi-chan5779
      @shi-chan5779 3 роки тому +4

      @@xaviershaboo7859 Your comment too

    • @oof6205
      @oof6205 2 роки тому +1

      @@xaviershaboo7859 This aged.. VERY WELL.

  • @salsazilla790
    @salsazilla790 3 роки тому +26

    25:00 "Can you get divorced?"
    "Yeah. You can"
    "Ohhh and then one your little hearts would break"
    lol

  • @dignified5340
    @dignified5340 4 роки тому +581

    Thank you for that wonderful life tip Mr Cow! I wouldn't be the same without it!

  • @mercury-779
    @mercury-779 4 роки тому +653

    My dad used to do this with my mom and stuff, instead of playing game of life; he drank heavily and beat my mom in front of us

    • @serkanvargel1274
      @serkanvargel1274 4 роки тому +247

      So he got the happiness crown?

    • @CarSpotter9
      @CarSpotter9 4 роки тому +81

      Pog

    • @atallahraihan478
      @atallahraihan478 4 роки тому +126

      Your dad is smart, he didn't invest on love

    • @Jeremy-ss9mn
      @Jeremy-ss9mn 4 роки тому +14

      You're trying too hard, just stop

    • @mercury-779
      @mercury-779 4 роки тому +101

      @@Jeremy-ss9mn sorry for telling my abuse story, I’ll just keep it to myself and end up committing suicide from a 12 gauge blast to my skull in front of my wife and children because I can’t share my trama stories properly

  • @mniao9256
    @mniao9256 2 роки тому +15

    theses streamers playing together was very fun to watch, im sure they are still very good friends and not in any sort of drama

  • @cameront4729
    @cameront4729 4 роки тому +112

    Love it when Zoil plays with xqc :)

  • @zachlee4075
    @zachlee4075 4 роки тому +128

    Hasan “this game doesn’t allow to to recover” yeah that sounds like rest life to me lol

  • @k.daniel2947
    @k.daniel2947 4 роки тому +20

    1:01:46 mods writing "chat gets a house before we get paid Sadge" and "mods yacht when??"
    PepeLaugh

  • @jasmindinner2378
    @jasmindinner2378 4 роки тому +29

    Zoil- “I’m gonna get a cat”
    Gets a dog

  • @cesarcampuzanomartinez8182
    @cesarcampuzanomartinez8182 4 роки тому +139

    me to school: how do I get rich and stay alive?
    school: just get rich and don't die

    • @monkey-ep6bo
      @monkey-ep6bo 4 роки тому +17

      School: don't get rich just don't die

    • @oscarkonopka696
      @oscarkonopka696 4 роки тому +1

      @@monkey-ep6bo soooooo true

    • @kagayore9884
      @kagayore9884 4 роки тому

      Nah the answer is: Lava is called magma underground

    • @cesarcampuzanomartinez8182
      @cesarcampuzanomartinez8182 3 роки тому

      @@kagayore9884 thanks

    • @fendy5124
      @fendy5124 3 роки тому

      @@cesarcampuzanomartinez8182 mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

  • @iMqmba
    @iMqmba Рік тому +14

    The amount of foreshadowing in this video...

  • @studiouscoconut
    @studiouscoconut 4 роки тому +69

    "I'll be dead before I juice em out." -Felix

  • @papplejooz2137
    @papplejooz2137 4 роки тому +127

    Honesty I could not have imagined a better end to this game.

    • @shinigami45-k4b
      @shinigami45-k4b 4 роки тому

      How did it end i dont want to watch all of it

    • @papplejooz2137
      @papplejooz2137 4 роки тому +19

      @@shinigami45-k4b SPOILER 🚨: xqc dominated the board with a shit ton of money but the juicer warlords “roommate” got every possible heart and knowledge space, zoil thought he was pulling himself up from the ashes of taxes and bad luck and never has more than a 100k until more than half the game went by, and when they all went into retirement everyone thought the thanos of board games (adept) was gonna win, until xqc pulls off the no u like stark did in endgame with all the money he had earned over the game and all the investments he had.

    • @jpec_531
      @jpec_531 3 роки тому

      @@shinigami45-k4b look at this dud

    • @user9999-z
      @user9999-z 3 роки тому

      @@jpec_531 dud? im not ur dad

  • @herculean616
    @herculean616 3 роки тому +18

    2nd round was so dramatic lol. xQc was straight up capitalism, adept living the best life, hasan could've won but got unlucky on all his rolls, and zoil just falling into debts.

  • @KC-bg1th
    @KC-bg1th 4 роки тому +58

    Hasan’s version of life is to have the game make the decisions for you. OMEGALUL

  • @nickelfront
    @nickelfront 4 роки тому +38

    1:00:54 notice how his heart rate jumps up PepeLaugh

    • @iargoni2080
      @iargoni2080 3 роки тому

      Roommates PepeLaugh

    • @GhastMan03
      @GhastMan03 3 роки тому

      how does a streamer get a heart rate on screen anyway?

    • @aaron_2317
      @aaron_2317 3 роки тому +4

      @@GhastMan03 he has a device on his boobies that counts his heart rate

  • @Just_City
    @Just_City 4 роки тому +41

    “ if they pop off you get some of the juice back “ 😂

  • @kozbringer638
    @kozbringer638 4 роки тому +5

    “That fucking witch gave me nothing”
    I laughed so hard

  • @mrgunaman
    @mrgunaman 3 роки тому +9

    22:09 you can tell know one understood him everyone was just silence lol

  • @offtop1832
    @offtop1832 3 роки тому +5

    its a chilly 2020 winter day, youre watching xqc play the game of life with friends, life is good

  • @jordanbollwerk2395
    @jordanbollwerk2395 4 роки тому +6

    11:57 Felix quickly gets the UA-cam thumbnail out of the way

  • @kgftw
    @kgftw 4 роки тому +11

    Honestly, couldn't stop laughing at the end, was such a good video.

  • @hunterlepage
    @hunterlepage Рік тому +1

    0:00 that emote really came back to haunt him

  • @helcaelanitebimochinium
    @helcaelanitebimochinium Рік тому +5

    aware she successfully took 50% in his game of life...

  • @TheDiscoMole
    @TheDiscoMole 4 роки тому +13

    Aaaah, always nice to have Zoil around.

  • @k4m1kazep1lot4
    @k4m1kazep1lot4 Рік тому +9

    Hopefully these streamers are all good friends still in 2023, surely

  • @unclewilliamderek
    @unclewilliamderek 4 роки тому +23

    Azan malding in a baby's game omegalul

  • @lullebulle2
    @lullebulle2 2 роки тому +4

    Dream : Just be rich and dont die
    Reality : Just be die and dont rich

  • @thatguynamedgeorge9218
    @thatguynamedgeorge9218 4 роки тому +5

    "College is a scam" - Zoil
    Proceeds to not be a scam.
    5:23

  • @DaMathias
    @DaMathias 3 роки тому +8

    “Im already a millionaire and im not already half way through, just like real life pog” LMAO That actually made me laugh. I don’t know why some people got mad at that because one it’s literally true and two he was obviously just joking around like he isn’t bragging about or nothing like half the people chat follows on instagram.

  • @oof6205
    @oof6205 2 роки тому +3

    I forgot how good the texas house era was in terms of content.

  • @nullproof
    @nullproof 2 роки тому +5

    15:56 GAMBA origins

  • @SpinWars
    @SpinWars 4 роки тому +8

    “40k!? Well I disagree..” OMEGALUL

  • @Jason-kp4vc
    @Jason-kp4vc 4 роки тому +4

    Funny how a majority of chat claims to be apolitical but a lot of them are vehemently against Hasan's stances instead of ignoring or tolerating it.

    • @swahi2702
      @swahi2702 4 роки тому +6

      🤷🏽‍♂️ a lot of people who claim to be centrist or apolitical tend to be right leaning. But again, its literal impossible to be apolitical lol.

    • @evil_spicoli2967
      @evil_spicoli2967 4 роки тому +4

      They are just edgy teenagers who get their information from Steven Crowder Anti-SJW types.

  • @muppyboi9576
    @muppyboi9576 4 роки тому +1

    The way they passive-aggressively trash talk is actually funny

  • @bruhboi1454
    @bruhboi1454 4 роки тому +2

    3:01 man really sneezes bombs

  • @fruitysoda
    @fruitysoda 3 роки тому +2

    lmao adept chanting red all the time is so funny

  • @mr_sparkly_face4087
    @mr_sparkly_face4087 4 роки тому +10

    “r/wallstreetbets is more powerful than any Wall Street investment firm right now”
    -Jim Cramer

  • @Dogsushi42
    @Dogsushi42 3 роки тому +2

    I watched this months ago when it came out and now I’m here watching this cozy stream again because I forgot the content.

  • @joshuvako80
    @joshuvako80 4 роки тому +6

    every single second was worth watching

  • @niftydantheman6077
    @niftydantheman6077 4 роки тому +21

    “I’m gonna get married”
    Adept liked that

    • @DH-ij9pe
      @DH-ij9pe 3 роки тому +4

      his face when she says shes going to be single is hilarious

  • @davidlavvy8243
    @davidlavvy8243 4 роки тому +27

    So early that it's not even showing on his channel yet

  • @stewka3791
    @stewka3791 3 роки тому +3

    48:25 Timing

  • @NonsensicalSpudz
    @NonsensicalSpudz 4 роки тому +13

    the game of life forget that you don't start out with anything

    • @GeneralBlorp
      @GeneralBlorp 4 роки тому +3

      Some of us start with parents 😅

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz 4 роки тому +1

      @@GeneralBlorp wow thats offensive dude, I'm gonna tell twitch lol

  • @hunterlepage
    @hunterlepage 3 роки тому +4

    1:21:00 xqc has a seizure and his heart rate drops dramatically in the next 10 seconds

  • @NEPFU
    @NEPFU 3 роки тому +2

    6:24 whoever said Biden tax plan that shit had me dying for a good 2 minutes

  • @dzonyxddd5122
    @dzonyxddd5122 4 роки тому +6

    i love this kinda content dude

  • @Bobba_Ross
    @Bobba_Ross 4 роки тому +22

    Literally just finished watching this.

  • @instantshambles
    @instantshambles 4 роки тому +2

    43:05 Game of Life in a nutshell

  • @justwens2716
    @justwens2716 4 роки тому +10

    Xqc has a anime character on his youtube banner . XQT AYAYA Clap

  • @salsazilla790
    @salsazilla790 3 роки тому +1

    43:07 "So why would I get married?? That fcking witch gave me NOTHING" lol

  • @saltbjorn
    @saltbjorn 3 роки тому +3

    Hasan: ‘i don’t want to end it yet dude’
    Chat: *sadge* I do
    Christ man that’s depressing

  • @monishshah9011
    @monishshah9011 4 роки тому

    43:00 “ So Why am I married that fucking Witch did nothing “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @IvanOfficial01
    @IvanOfficial01 3 роки тому +1

    I thought it was dumb that going to college you get some random careers, but it makes sense because sometimes what you learn in college isn’t the same as the career you have.

  • @pain5244
    @pain5244 4 роки тому +1

    Who remembers when they played this game a long time ago where they actually play mini games also

  • @GladG
    @GladG 4 роки тому +6

    AZAN playing with X? PogU

    • @superhealthkyle
      @superhealthkyle 4 роки тому +1

      Denying the Arminian Genocide PogU saying America deserved 9/11 PogU

    • @GladG
      @GladG 4 роки тому +2

      @@superhealthkyle bringing that up? PepeLa

    • @Chuddie14
      @Chuddie14 4 роки тому

      @@superhealthkyle link

    • @0maybae
      @0maybae 4 роки тому +2

      @@superhealthkyle 2nd take is based but he doesn't deny the Armenian genocide lmfao

  • @coldcube
    @coldcube 4 роки тому +4

    12:54 "WE WERE BORN TO MAKE HISTORY!!!"

  • @Titanus2057
    @Titanus2057 4 роки тому +1

    58:00 WAS POG

  • @caseydrought867
    @caseydrought867 4 роки тому +2

    I just rewatched the first game of life then this pops up.

  • @AnsXenic
    @AnsXenic 3 роки тому

    ' i just wanna go forward in my life ' OMEGALUL

  • @Mini5hrek
    @Mini5hrek 2 роки тому +3

    18:13 YO KING

  • @anonymous7247
    @anonymous7247 3 роки тому +1

    20:50 Unidentified 🤣🤣

  • @SuperRh500
    @SuperRh500 4 роки тому +14

    Anyone notice how his heart rate is so high all the time.

    • @faraway9445
      @faraway9445 4 роки тому

      I think the heart rate monitor is not very accurate

    • @thepapayo12345
      @thepapayo12345 4 роки тому +3

      Normal heart rate is 60-100 so not that high

    • @AndalusianPrince
      @AndalusianPrince 3 роки тому

      Its litt a normal heart rate

  • @hllb0638
    @hllb0638 4 роки тому +3

    Thank you for playing again Mr cow

  • @TheyKnoTay
    @TheyKnoTay 4 роки тому +1

    I used to play this game on ps3 but now they’ve made it better

  • @brosorelatable
    @brosorelatable 2 роки тому

    from experience i can say the spinner in this game is both hard to spin online and in the actual board game.

  • @kazzafraz5607
    @kazzafraz5607 4 роки тому +5

    Why is no one asking why the jucier was constantly getting 4s when hasan said it was the Chinese number of death MonkaW

  • @OneProof
    @OneProof 4 роки тому +7

    "Fuck the loans, the bank can wait dude! my pocket can't" lol
    "I don't need money, I need a husband!"

    • @zondor8123
      @zondor8123 2 роки тому +1

      adept : "give me a baby"
      chats : Ok

  • @yasuke7551
    @yasuke7551 4 роки тому +4

    xqc: 15:30
    Lavar ball: true true

  • @beeboo5433
    @beeboo5433 3 роки тому +3

    Sigma male grindset over here

  • @ulysse9022
    @ulysse9022 4 роки тому +17

    Adept wants to stay single Sadge

  • @CallMeYato
    @CallMeYato 4 роки тому +4

    Our Pepega at it again!

  • @tlc1432
    @tlc1432 4 роки тому +2

    This reminds me of eels and escalators from SpongeBob SquarePants.

  • @DahWolfyWolf
    @DahWolfyWolf 3 роки тому

    X over here at a restaurant, likes his meal so much that he asks if he could talk/thank the "Chief" xDxD

  • @pothole9103
    @pothole9103 3 роки тому +1

    'chat gets a house before we get paid'
    -some moderator

  • @botswanaenjoyer
    @botswanaenjoyer 4 роки тому +3

    Mikhail Gorbachev declares this game capitalist bourgeoise simulator

    • @swahi2702
      @swahi2702 4 роки тому +2

      Nice to see hasan in the comment section once in a while

  • @villiam872388
    @villiam872388 4 роки тому

    05:40
    Thought Sweden had lower taxes than USA, guess he meant Norway but mixed them up.

  • @rspystudio
    @rspystudio 4 роки тому +2

    Summary of the video: Money > Happiness

  • @SirPonzi
    @SirPonzi 2 роки тому +3

    bro i like this game but adept inside is a struggle

  • @albertjabraham
    @albertjabraham 2 роки тому

    "Fuck the loan, the bank can wait my pockets can't"
    Actual wisdom

  • @soba_fm
    @soba_fm 4 роки тому +1

    The game was honestly simping for adept that last game

  • @wildfire4495
    @wildfire4495 4 роки тому

    actually watched the whole video no skipping

  • @treylorence5381
    @treylorence5381 4 роки тому +1

    I got here from Graham and stayed for the content 😤

  • @Krencher
    @Krencher 3 роки тому +1

    3:03 bless you x

  • @dravenn5544
    @dravenn5544 3 роки тому +1

    im starting to think that xqc 400k chat is 1 person.

  • @mimosaily
    @mimosaily 4 роки тому +10

    43:14 LOL TRUE!

  • @Lurefanten
    @Lurefanten 4 роки тому +4

    Watching XQCs Chat and comment section mald over Hasan is the funniest shit. "Making everything political" nah man that's just his job. Being a political commentator makes you notice and comment on anything that is political. This game IS political on its own, stop crying because he has a different political opinion than you have.

  • @BestUever
    @BestUever 3 роки тому +1

    At 1:20:52 he makes this face that makes me laugh every time

  • @natefilms684
    @natefilms684 4 роки тому +2

    I really stayed up till 6 to watch Xqc play life wtf is wrong with me

  • @bardobot2519
    @bardobot2519 3 роки тому

    1:06:47 dababy turned that car into a convertible

  • @shogunguy
    @shogunguy 4 роки тому

    Hassan really called a snowmobile a jet ski...

  • @bakedpuffins2303
    @bakedpuffins2303 4 роки тому +1

    this title is literally 5 minute crafts just be rich and don't die

  • @wesguitarguy9536
    @wesguitarguy9536 3 роки тому

    24:50 When asked if his wife cheated his heartrate sky rockets... hmmmm

  • @gmill2
    @gmill2 4 роки тому +1

    Love the content, Keep it up XqcL

  • @Jacob-ldk
    @Jacob-ldk Рік тому +6

    This did not age well💀💀