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  • @REEEPROGRAM
    @REEEPROGRAM 3 роки тому +5636

    Fun Fact: During the early days of roblox, developers would join whenever a new player join the server so the player wouldn't be alone

    • @hiddendesire3076
      @hiddendesire3076 3 роки тому +586

      They also used to do social events to drum up player traffic for projects or games they thought were promising. I’ve only encountered three in game, BrightEyes, Telamon, and Builderman during one of the rare outtings they actually used that account for playing before it was retired into just an automatic response account for answering questions. Did however get to meet Brighteyes at Bloxcon Chicago, she was the one who got me some tickets when they were sold out, so I got to thank her in person.

    • @omarpikm2101
      @omarpikm2101 3 роки тому +136

      fun fact: roblox

    • @jemhelprt5365
      @jemhelprt5365 3 роки тому +87

      Awww thats cute

    • @manicdosed
      @manicdosed 3 роки тому +209

      Old roblox: **devs joining a new person in their game**
      Roblox today: *wear the arthro and ill join you.*

    • @funnythe7th
      @funnythe7th 3 роки тому +9

      ok

  • @therealindoraptor7944
    @therealindoraptor7944 3 роки тому +1949

    Being an artist:
    Me: I don’t draw for free
    Everyone:
    Wouldn’t that make you
    GREEDY

    • @AcrayMEM
      @AcrayMEM 3 роки тому +88

      As an artist; this is too fucking relatable

    • @trynafindlost4866
      @trynafindlost4866 3 роки тому +43

      I felt this on a spiritual level

    • @sirenovaconeden3606
      @sirenovaconeden3606 3 роки тому +36

      I felt this too hard. Curse being an artist. But yay for me who's grandparents can't fathom how I do it

    • @EtBEF_02
      @EtBEF_02 3 роки тому +8

      You wot m8 how do they exist with that brain it’s so smol

    • @B0rg3rr_
      @B0rg3rr_ 3 роки тому +29

      I was doing a science project and some kid came up to me and said
      “can you do mine for me..?“
      I responded with:
      “that’ll be $40.“
      He deadass looked to me and said:
      “thats overpriced for a stupid solar system drawing, it should be at most $5.“
      “alright, go away then.“

  • @rgvd
    @rgvd 3 роки тому +434

    "I'm looking at you damian."
    Scariest shit I had to go thru when he said my name

  • @EmSaysHeyy
    @EmSaysHeyy Рік тому +239

    11:16
    "She's going to outlive every one of us"
    Yea, that aged poorly.

  • @whisper3856
    @whisper3856 3 роки тому +3234

    America be like
    “Ur poor? No rights”

  • @saxonpost7655
    @saxonpost7655 3 роки тому +2573

    A wizard is never late, nor is he early, a wizard arrives precisely when he means too. Gandalf the gray.

    • @pat8060
      @pat8060 3 роки тому +145

      *Gandalf the Gay*

    • @F2103
      @F2103 3 роки тому +49

      @@pat8060 And gandalf the straight

    • @F2103
      @F2103 3 роки тому +30

      And month python and the Holy grails black night

    • @F2103
      @F2103 3 роки тому +14

      And bendito Mussolini and the blue meanie

    • @manhecc9216
      @manhecc9216 3 роки тому +12

      @@pat8060 *moans*

  • @justacartoonlover9658
    @justacartoonlover9658 3 роки тому +89

    "Just remember, I'm 6 foot three, weigh over 200 pounds and I will sit on you" is the most calm threat ive ever recieved

    • @monarchofthelootbugs
      @monarchofthelootbugs 2 роки тому +2

      He then mentions the Tall Vampire lady from Resident Evil so like... idk man.

  • @afunkingamer2415
    @afunkingamer2415 3 роки тому +36

    "This touchdown's for you, Jesus!"
    *"SOM BODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME. I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEED"*

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 роки тому +847

    Florida: **exists**
    The people: *Let's all go insane!*

    • @thememehead
      @thememehead 3 роки тому +5

      @Testman_111 the lazy I second this

    • @avermalt
      @avermalt 3 роки тому +21

      As a Floridian, I can vouch. Just today on the news there was a story about a alligator at a golf park and the dudes who saw it were just chilling and watching it like it was the norm. To be fair it is but usually people wouldn't be so calm about that. Also last week some police raided a party that they thought was selling drugs but really they were doing fun dip and throwing dead rats in a pool. Florida just be wildin.

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 роки тому +11

      Florida is just "Chaotic Evil: The State"

    • @AndrewMoore498
      @AndrewMoore498 3 роки тому +1

      As a non Florida duck I must ask you to subscribe

    • @AselOa_AZ
      @AselOa_AZ 3 роки тому +2

      @@avermalt i wish my country is that mad
      Not that mad

  • @vyliad
    @vyliad 3 роки тому +1679

    I just realized Ariana Grande pulled a reverse Michael Jackson

  • @Echocharlie63
    @Echocharlie63 2 роки тому +21

    “ Bri ish people be like: “ SuperBloke “.” Great British accent, Robin. As someone from England, I feel you should be nominated an award.

  • @cody4383
    @cody4383 Рік тому +9

    "She's going to outlive every one of us, I swear." That aged well.

  • @Lemniscate_9088
    @Lemniscate_9088 3 роки тому +474

    "You can't choose your soul mate"
    Me who is destined to be alone: yes

    • @stormshadow2470
      @stormshadow2470 3 роки тому +10

      In america if you want to be alone you shoot everything that gets near you

    • @Lemniscate_9088
      @Lemniscate_9088 3 роки тому +4

      @@stormshadow2470 last time I tried that it didn't work

    • @stormshadow2470
      @stormshadow2470 3 роки тому +3

      @@Lemniscate_9088 have you tried a ak?

    • @shivsankermondal
      @shivsankermondal 3 роки тому +3

      @@stormshadow2470 magev better

    • @warwolfkill3032
      @warwolfkill3032 3 роки тому +1

      just go into creative mode and spawn a tzar bomba, you won't die but the others will

  • @aarondayapera3204
    @aarondayapera3204 3 роки тому +419

    Me a male: throws up
    Mom: you ok
    Brother: you ok
    Google: your pregnant

  • @bim7355
    @bim7355 3 роки тому +25

    I had a teacher who takes ages to grade tests and quizzes yet he made my whole class retake a test one day after the first test. His reasoning was that we all cheated when in reality there was a physics question that couldn't be solved.

  • @SpairM
    @SpairM 3 роки тому +27

    I’m sitting here hearing all about the “do one mistake and they’ll never care about your success” stuff about parents and dude, is it just normal to have shitty parents? My mom is nothing like that in any way, she’s the sweetest person I’ve ever met and I wouldn’t trade her for the world. It’s sad that at this point so many people have bad parents that it’s weird when you don’t get the meme about how mean the parents are.

    • @transmasctsukasa
      @transmasctsukasa 3 роки тому +1

      My dad’s a narcissist

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 3 роки тому

      @@transmasctsukasa that sucks :((

  • @yolojeweetniet
    @yolojeweetniet 3 роки тому +840

    "Im looking at you Damien"
    me, whos name is Damian but pronounced the same way: *intense nervous sweating*

    • @scc4812
      @scc4812 3 роки тому +28

      So you're telling me the names Damian and Damien sound exactly the same? DAMN!! THAT'S CRAZY BRO. Is that maybe because it's the same name with different spellings?

    • @_-blumey-_
      @_-blumey-_ 3 роки тому +12

      what did you do

    • @lovevenuss
      @lovevenuss 3 роки тому +9

      Me too :')

    • @systemunrated
      @systemunrated 3 роки тому +5

      Look I get how you feel man, my name is Damien.

    • @yolojeweetniet
      @yolojeweetniet 3 роки тому +6

      @@_-blumey-_ i uh did not watch EmKay at 3am midnight while i was supposed to sleep

  • @user-dw1es8nk2l
    @user-dw1es8nk2l 3 роки тому +501

    My lungs: **breaths automatically**
    Me: **thinks about it**
    Also my lungs: *_well now I'm not doing it_*

    • @caiooliveira9117
      @caiooliveira9117 3 роки тому +23

      U can also do that with blinking

    • @turtie7736
      @turtie7736 3 роки тому +6

      @@caiooliveira9117 No? All you do is close your eyes?

    • @GalaxyStudios0
      @GalaxyStudios0 3 роки тому +21

      You fricker. I am stuck manually breathing

    • @aaaaa-299
      @aaaaa-299 3 роки тому +13

      @@turtie7736 he means that you blink automatically then you aren’t thinking, just like when you breathe. If you think about blinking, then you won’t automatically blink anymore and will have to forcefully do it yourself

    • @wellyesbut...9444
      @wellyesbut...9444 3 роки тому +2

      Why does this happen..?

  • @jombajuicy8069
    @jombajuicy8069 3 роки тому +4

    “Guess what record I would hold?”
    Toilet Paper Ad: “That’s HUGE!”

  • @Vulgun
    @Vulgun 2 роки тому +3

    EmKay: "I think Resident Evil has awoke a lot of things in the online community recently."
    Vore Lovers all the way back in RE3: *(sweats)*

  • @kazimirxd1654
    @kazimirxd1654 3 роки тому +418

    Fun fact: As the youngest sibling I once hid all the money in the house cause they were ignoring me and I once replaced my brothers favourite blanket with a square bed sheet cause he dumped a bucket of water over my head

  • @odeo5691
    @odeo5691 3 роки тому +250

    In league of legends someone called me a dumbass for picking a certain character. I told him I was new and learning and he understood and apologized and taught me a few things

    • @samopaja1366
      @samopaja1366 3 роки тому +25

      There should be more people like that man.

    • @odeo5691
      @odeo5691 3 роки тому +11

      @@samopaja1366 agreed

    • @Tobxyzz
      @Tobxyzz 3 роки тому +8

      Something like that happened to me bcs even tho i HAVE the game for 5 years i had it on a crappy PC And i started playing the game again And a typical match for me Is 1 kill 15 deaths 2 assists And newly i unlocked a super hard character to play and some guy just said that im crap and it annoyed me a bit but i didnt care (it was against bots)

    • @thememethief3653
      @thememethief3653 3 роки тому +16

      Him: “Dumbass!”
      You: “Sir I am but a small little goblin!”
      Him: “Understandable, let me make sure you have a great day.”

    • @stationerystudies9917
      @stationerystudies9917 3 роки тому +3

      *impossible*

  • @DCMook
    @DCMook 2 роки тому +1

    5:50 I love the way he says “emails” the second time

  • @Poketdmpro
    @Poketdmpro 3 роки тому +2

    Ive seen that meme at 12:22 before but the punchline was
    Tf2 players when the air starts speaking french

  • @Nuhuh920
    @Nuhuh920 3 роки тому +237

    "Or what ever is on there monitor."
    *I'm looking at you, Damien.*

  • @ailospjellok7475
    @ailospjellok7475 3 роки тому +122

    "gimme 50 bucks and ill do whatever you want"
    "gimme 100 bucks"
    *pulls out another 50 from his wallet then hands both to him*

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 3 роки тому +3

      Be better to say, "Give me all the money you've made with that plan."

    • @itohshizuka645
      @itohshizuka645 3 роки тому +1

      Dam that's smart👍

  • @Bruhmomentos0979
    @Bruhmomentos0979 3 роки тому +3

    When he said "guess what record I would hold" a Charmin ad popped up and said "That's huge!" and that made me loss my crap.

    • @eddykidplayzyt
      @eddykidplayzyt 3 роки тому +1

      I have had so many bad timings with that damn ad. Also the Charmin ads are just “OH BOY WE SURE DO LOVE SHITTING”

    • @Artemis-jw5ue
      @Artemis-jw5ue 2 роки тому

      Charmin ad.
      Lose your crap.
      Was that pun *intended* ?

    • @Bruhmomentos0979
      @Bruhmomentos0979 2 роки тому +1

      @@Artemis-jw5ue not at all but I'll just say it totally was

  • @EMPSBladeKnight60
    @EMPSBladeKnight60 Рік тому +9

    11:09 boy did I click on the wrong EmKay video today R/AgedLikeMilk

  • @PIMKAMINA2
    @PIMKAMINA2 3 роки тому +34

    "i'm 6'3, weigh over 200 pounds, and i will sit on you"
    Don't threaten me with a good time, fella

  • @_Pixiara_
    @_Pixiara_ 3 роки тому +439

    I exist. I’m usually the one in mmo’s reminding people that they were newbies once too.

    • @crystalmanta6150
      @crystalmanta6150 3 роки тому +10

      Why is this the top comment for me? But keep doing what ur doing

    • @Nahgyafool
      @Nahgyafool 3 роки тому +2

      I hate you too

    • @brandonbrock-smith1600
      @brandonbrock-smith1600 3 роки тому +15

      I just vibe in low level areas to help new players get through the early game slog

    • @WhispersDaes
      @WhispersDaes 3 роки тому +9

      @@brandonbrock-smith1600 you sir, madam, or gentlefolk, are a blessing to us noobs.
      Thank you!

    • @amndy_2054
      @amndy_2054 3 роки тому +4

      I see you're a man of culture as well

  • @Arrslicker
    @Arrslicker 3 роки тому +6

    Robin arguing being tall and big not being intimidating trying to intimidate the internet is like Robin trying to not be intimidating!

  • @dragongirl2032_
    @dragongirl2032_ 2 роки тому +3

    0:01 and that's where fanfiction comes in.

  • @SftHrtBrsKnckls
    @SftHrtBrsKnckls 3 роки тому +310

    “It’s not that bad”
    Me: *looks in doubt at the four ads that are probably x2 ads that might be unskippable*
    I WAS RIGHT THEY WERE DOUBLE UNSKIPS

    • @vaughn6822
      @vaughn6822 3 роки тому +6

      theres 5 ads for me

    • @SftHrtBrsKnckls
      @SftHrtBrsKnckls 3 роки тому +2

      @@vaughn6822 I feel you, there was a surprise ad at the end for me

    • @British_navy
      @British_navy 3 роки тому +1

      ˙ǝɹolɐƃ spɐ ʇǝƃ ı ɥǝɥ

    • @Cursedbox009
      @Cursedbox009 3 роки тому +1

      @@British_navy oN

    • @tormodhag6824
      @tormodhag6824 3 роки тому +1

      ؜ text still doesnt go backward hello Im using arabic letter mark but this

  • @Ariverfish
    @Ariverfish 3 роки тому +163

    Fun fact: Can anyone find my schizophrenia pills? The goblin under the desk keeps asking me for them.

  • @_TheMushroomMan
    @_TheMushroomMan 3 роки тому +3

    Jesus christ i almost had a heart attack when he said "I'm looking at you, Damian" because my name, is in fact daymian

  • @FlippenFox
    @FlippenFox 3 роки тому +4

    8:51 why is he flipping off Jesus as he is scoring for Jesus? XD

  • @ashercd6487
    @ashercd6487 3 роки тому +77

    Other countries: This is our football, it is a ball, and you kick it.
    America: *tennis with a lemon and with hands*

  • @BadBonkus
    @BadBonkus 3 роки тому +61

    My neighbour has a “trespassers will be shot survivors will be shot again” sign. Let’s just say he isn’t the kind of guy you would want to hang around with.

    • @doggomcpoggo1264
      @doggomcpoggo1264 3 роки тому +3

      It should be trespassers will be f***ed survivors will be be prostituted

    • @camilleremiano8463
      @camilleremiano8463 3 роки тому +1

      He probally won't hang anyone either,but oh boy,he would be happy to hang someone.

    • @kaw57_
      @kaw57_ 2 роки тому

      Let me guess, "Don't tread on me" is on most of his flags

  • @obama7324
    @obama7324 3 роки тому +9

    Do you guys just ever have a moment where you get bored and accidentally watch an entire Anime

  • @sadtransgirl
    @sadtransgirl 3 роки тому +15

    “ I think resident evil awoke a lot of things in people” lmao, couldn’t agree more Robin. Honestly don’t see the appeal of the big vampire mommy though?

    • @Godzilla_64
      @Godzilla_64 Рік тому

      It's the Kink appeal.
      A tall, well spoken and well built lady who is twice the height of you?
      Those who love being dominated alone are salivating at the thought.

  • @pabloandthebucketeers698
    @pabloandthebucketeers698 3 роки тому +102

    *when people hear Robin call out Damien*
    "How dare you stand where he once stood"

    • @ellis898
      @ellis898 3 роки тому +1

      I need funni damien big man now

  • @LancesArmorStriking
    @LancesArmorStriking 3 роки тому +95

    "It's really not that bad you guys"
    *5 ads in this video alone*
    WALLS UP

  • @f35-chan
    @f35-chan 3 роки тому +4

    8:35 That's me

  • @freedom_liberty_democracy
    @freedom_liberty_democracy 3 роки тому +1

    Being a tropical island completely capable of self-sustainment in the middle of an ocean with tribes: Kalm
    Random people with curly hair and red clothes on ships start arriving: **Panik**

  • @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy
    @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy 3 роки тому +145

    The teacher: "There are three states of matter."
    The popular kid: "ACKSHUALLY, there is plasma!"
    Me, the smart kid, who knows about Bose-Einstein condensate:

    • @cuzimspecial1
      @cuzimspecial1 3 роки тому +1

      The heck is that?!

    • @Frogdude7969
      @Frogdude7969 3 роки тому +1

      Thefuck?

    • @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy
      @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy 3 роки тому +7

      @@Frogdude7969 Bose-Einstein condensate is the fifth state of matter.

    • @chaosincarnate7304
      @chaosincarnate7304 3 роки тому +8

      @@Emeraldakafunnygamerguy Well it's considered 5th state of matter but there are actually more than bose-einstein condensate.

    • @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy
      @Emeraldakafunnygamerguy 3 роки тому +5

      @@chaosincarnate7304 I know but I dont wanna list my full knowledge on this subject in the youtube comment section because that would be a horrible waste of time

  • @dunx3394
    @dunx3394 3 роки тому +88

    Emkay stop robbin’ Robin’s health

  • @cc-xe4oo
    @cc-xe4oo 2 роки тому +3

    16:33
    This just proves that the "defining feature" of the Xbox One was so useless that people forgot about it entirely.

  • @tikigamer3250
    @tikigamer3250 Рік тому +4

    watching this in 2022 after this queen's death: 11:04

  • @brigitteschmidt4284
    @brigitteschmidt4284 3 роки тому +17

    Robin: “I’m about to start reciting poetry on this channel.
    Everyone: *screaming*

  • @genaromanrique6976
    @genaromanrique6976 3 роки тому +38

    "Lokking at you Damien" I want to know the context of this.

  • @audreyharsey7420
    @audreyharsey7420 3 роки тому +4

    3:17 "you're gonna be in a myriad of content"
    Myriad? nice
    please tell me someone understands this-

  • @thehalfcanadian1778
    @thehalfcanadian1778 2 роки тому +2

    Fun Fact: “Mountain Dew” was a term used by smugglers during prohibition. It meant moonshine. The soda was initially made to be mixed with moonshine. And other alcoholic drinks.

  • @milo_south3670
    @milo_south3670 3 роки тому +20

    4:11 “JOKES ON YOU IM INTO FIGHTS THAT I CANT WIN” - every protagonist ever

  • @allier1867
    @allier1867 3 роки тому +52

    i prefer biblically "accurate" angels too. so cool

    • @WarioTimeWarioTimeWarioTime
      @WarioTimeWarioTimeWarioTime 3 роки тому +4

      Yeah much better than people with wings, that’s boring

    • @Whathefox.
      @Whathefox. 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @nathanielnadeau6501
      @nathanielnadeau6501 2 роки тому +2

      They instill a sense of fear but awe... and also peace which demonstrates God's amazing power. To be able to make even the most horrific things beautiful.

  • @Not_Zimon
    @Not_Zimon 2 роки тому +2

    16:42 the point is that after 360° comes 1°

  • @chillysys
    @chillysys 3 роки тому +4

    As someone who's name and favourite Mountain Dew flavour is Voltage, thank you Robin

  • @samuelgeanes4026
    @samuelgeanes4026 3 роки тому +44

    *Twitter when you post a slightly offensive joke:*
    You wouldn't because you'd already be dead.

    • @lukereyes6266
      @lukereyes6266 3 роки тому +2

      I would cause I dont care what people think anymore🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    • @11037_dr
      @11037_dr 3 роки тому +3

      I have a nice Twitter sorry ig
      once I called myself the f slur even tho I’m literally bi/lesbian and ppl got mad at me, same happened to someone who’s trans and said the t slur

  • @seabass819
    @seabass819 3 роки тому +58

    The difference between football and futball, is when a linebacker gets hit he won't flop around like a bitch. When a futball player gets poked he pretends his knee exploded.

    • @xynic
      @xynic 3 роки тому +3

      "The air blew too hardd!!!"

    • @isasommer7096
      @isasommer7096 3 роки тому +7

      Nah the difference between american football and football players is that the football players get to live past 30 without severe brain damage. Both industries equally corrupt though.

    • @RazvanMaioru
      @RazvanMaioru 3 роки тому +2

      @@isasommer7096 and the fact that in one sport, you hit a ball with your foot. In the other, it's an egg and you use your hands

    • @zarinapena5846
      @zarinapena5846 3 роки тому +1

      Y'all took Neymar's green-pool dip very seriously lmao.
      It's normal falling and in case you can get a penalty shot after a collision, you are told to exaggerate a bit the fall in order to make the refrees check the event and consider it as proper fault or a simple collision (also, some of the injuries ARE that painful like breaking your ligaments, colliding against someone that was going very fast, getting kicked by a person who's strongest part of the body is their legs right into the ankle or the knees).
      Football system is heavily corrupted (lots of unfair contracts, refrees being bought to make a team win, biased refrees, racism towards poc players, sexist insults against the female refrees and female players, etc), but so is american football system. Lots of severe brain injured players who cannot extend their career because if they do, they would die in the fieldgame, exploting teams, easy nepotism, unfair refrees, etc.

    • @natdavliam
      @natdavliam 3 роки тому

      The name for football makes sense in the British version as you use your foot to kick a ball.
      Why you calling it futball
      Some Injuries could hurt a lot and I mean alot

  • @blueybirdy
    @blueybirdy 3 роки тому +1

    When an EmKay video plays after a EmKay video: *happiness noise*

  • @yondersphinx1647
    @yondersphinx1647 Рік тому +1

    “ she gonna out live every one of us” that one didn’t age quite so well

  • @sboeke
    @sboeke 3 роки тому +19

    I just want to say Jack, we support you in your poetic endeavors

  • @insomniacperson678
    @insomniacperson678 3 роки тому +154

    Idea anyone know thatveganteacher we should send her the most elaborate dishes that look vegan but is 100% not

    • @samridhsharma416
      @samridhsharma416 3 роки тому +16

      Some people just want to watch the world burn...

    • @DespaoofoFromRBLX
      @DespaoofoFromRBLX 3 роки тому +17

      That vegan teacher got banned off of tiktok, so our work here is done

    • @insomniacperson678
      @insomniacperson678 3 роки тому +9

      @@DespaoofoFromRBLX the UA-cam channel tho

    • @lukereyes6266
      @lukereyes6266 3 роки тому +7

      @@DespaoofoFromRBLX our work isnt done, she still has Instagram and UA-cam, instagram wont ban her, we need to get her off instagram and youtube

    • @DespaoofoFromRBLX
      @DespaoofoFromRBLX 3 роки тому +3

      @@lukereyes6266 then i guess our work will never be done

  • @thatoneguyhonk2599
    @thatoneguyhonk2599 3 роки тому +3

    7:53 ye Florida is weird
    They found a skeleton at our park
    Like a full ass skeleton

  • @morgb2880
    @morgb2880 2 роки тому +2

    6:38 wait i don't exist?

  • @gachaalarm6597
    @gachaalarm6597 3 роки тому +51

    Robin: starts saying poetry
    English: write that down, write that down!

  • @ghostkids4
    @ghostkids4 3 роки тому +78

    There's a stereotype that British people have bad teeth cause the waiting lists to dentists are like 2 years and most can't afford to go private. Ofc it doesn't apply to everyone though.

    • @diamondsx87
      @diamondsx87 3 роки тому +4

      My dentist is literally in some secluded alleyway and I barely ever see anyone in the waiting room, I should probably be worried

    • @notlucas6859
      @notlucas6859 3 роки тому +1

      is it actaully 2 years or are u exaggerating like we can literally go up there and get a tsupid checkup in like 30m

    • @natdavliam
      @natdavliam 3 роки тому +1

      @@notlucas6859 joke

    • @calus_bath_water
      @calus_bath_water 3 роки тому +4

      Even though on average Americans have worse dental care lol

    • @mirandagropen9761
      @mirandagropen9761 3 роки тому

      Wrong. It’s about orthodontia.

  • @brietterfly9219
    @brietterfly9219 Рік тому +3

    the queen joke aged like milk

  • @wimblez
    @wimblez 2 роки тому +2

    2:38 this makes me happi because we have the same birthday

  • @thatguy763
    @thatguy763 3 роки тому +51

    Day 1 of asking Robin to begin with “I’m Robin, but don’t tell that to the police!”

    • @calus_bath_water
      @calus_bath_water 3 роки тому

      @* RJG * didn't ask you

    • @thatguy763
      @thatguy763 3 роки тому +3

      Update: I forgot to commit to day 2 for a month.

  • @turkeyboy5532
    @turkeyboy5532 3 роки тому +16

    robin do be calling out damien huh
    _rushes over to damien's channel_

  • @Dr.ShadowC
    @Dr.ShadowC 2 роки тому

    This man's a madlad, calling out Damian like that.

  • @jhmora2643
    @jhmora2643 3 роки тому +1

    11:48 reminded me of a time when I was in I think 4th grade, and we were in gym doing fun exercises, and I look over to my left and I see my gym teacher looking at us, eating potato chips, LITERALLY EATING POTATO CHIPS

  • @Hershewed
    @Hershewed 3 роки тому +12

    10:25 “I’m the one of the ones that helped Voltage get in man”
    I love this channel even more now

  • @awesomestyles
    @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +10

    Please note that these are suggestions, and although I really wish for EmKay to cover them, they don't have to. As long as my comments don't get deleted, I'm fine.
    Day 162 of asking for these subreddits:
    Robin:
    -r/sbubby
    -r/KidsAre*******Stupid (doing this subreddit would be a good opportunity to add back Damien’s videos of it)
    Jack:
    -r/ComedyCemetery
    -r/garfieldminusgarfield
    -r/BreadStapledToTrees
    Lexi:
    -r/notlikeothergirls
    -r/forbiddensnacks
    -r/Chadtopia
    -r/ofcoursethatsathing
    Anyone:
    -r/HumansBeingBros
    -r/Wellthatsucks
    And finally:
    -A collaboration between Robin & Zach (have the subreddit be r/bonehurtingjuice)
    Thanks! :D

    • @thatshyguy7444
      @thatshyguy7444 3 роки тому +1

      At this point is this a bot or do you have that on control v ?

    • @awesomestyles
      @awesomestyles 3 роки тому +2

      @@thatshyguy7444 Control V

    • @Anonymous-vj1su
      @Anonymous-vj1su 3 роки тому +1

      This should be *inevitable*
      This needs to happen!

    • @thatshyguy7444
      @thatshyguy7444 3 роки тому +1

      @@awesomestyles ok thx

  • @yellowperkman
    @yellowperkman Рік тому +3

    “She’s going to outlive every single one of us, I swear”
    *r/agedlikemilk*

  • @yukydoll
    @yukydoll 2 роки тому +2

    10:35 Key making it with the locals will never fail to make me laugh

  • @hiddendesire3076
    @hiddendesire3076 3 роки тому +7

    0:06 Or when that character you got attached to dies. Rest in Peace Colonel Miller, you gave your life so that we may live.

  • @JGeerse
    @JGeerse 3 роки тому +62

    Day 1 of recommending r/lgtb cause it’s wholesome

  • @stapoldy_propaganda_account
    @stapoldy_propaganda_account Рік тому +1

    I saw the first one and said fully out loud "that's what fanfiction's for."

  • @TheSerotoninMuncher
    @TheSerotoninMuncher 2 роки тому

    When you're a random NPC in a tavern, minding your own business, then a tabaxi, two elves, and a dragonborn walk in and start throwing tables while the one dragonborn has a panic attack in the corner:

  • @awwastor
    @awwastor 3 роки тому +12

    1:10 Me who has the entire ASCII table memorised: Math, and suffering. A lot of suffering

  • @24_tasyagaluhhapsari18
    @24_tasyagaluhhapsari18 3 роки тому +49

    " im never mind if i getting rickrolled. I wouldn't be more annoyed if the song suck, that would be funnier "
    " but no, it's a good song. so i don'r mind "
    yeah ofc
    just listen to the song
    Never gonna give you up
    Never gonna let you down
    Never gonna run around and desert you
    Never gonna make you cry
    Never gonna say goodbye
    Never gonna tell a lie and hurt you

  • @ssjbread2803
    @ssjbread2803 3 роки тому

    Robin: Guess which record I would hold?
    The Charmin ad immediately after: THATS H U G E

  • @Ssevenn7
    @Ssevenn7 3 роки тому

    3:51
    Those bounty ads where someone yells, Nooooo in slow motion played after the joke🤣

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 роки тому +10

    Me: I am going to sleep now
    My brain: sure would be a shame of you had to breathe manually now

  • @floppademon1506
    @floppademon1506 3 роки тому +3

    7:08
    *_OH MY GOD THEY WERE ROOM MATES_*

  • @tehhypergamer963
    @tehhypergamer963 Рік тому

    0:01 that's when you either one: write fanfics, two: watch the show again, or three: write fanfics AND watch the show again.

  • @darkesthourstudios
    @darkesthourstudios 3 роки тому +4

    8:30 Hmm, I probably won’t unless under 18

  • @infinityzer054
    @infinityzer054 3 роки тому +7

    “When you complete an anime or show, a piece of them is gifted to them, so instead of slowly fading into nothing, they stay with you”
    4:49
    Lip:”closed”
    Crust:”FUCK YOU, imma fuckin do it again!”
    14:27
    Me who knows there’s 22 states of mater
    ua-cam.com/video/BbGZiYbJfCQ/v-deo.html

  • @user-bo1ej5im9t
    @user-bo1ej5im9t 3 роки тому +13

    Better Rent an Uber Drive Than Paying 5000 dollars for only Calling ambulance

  • @harleyquinn2141
    @harleyquinn2141 3 роки тому +1

    It's all fun and games until Robin says:
    "And I WILL sit on you!"
    😂😂😂

  • @wyntryx7977
    @wyntryx7977 3 роки тому

    a relatable pink panther meme wasnt expected but is accepted

  • @mr.scarlo2234
    @mr.scarlo2234 3 роки тому +115

    Day 238 of asking for "Hi, my name's Jack. I'm asking for some feedback."

    • @callmepenguin738
      @callmepenguin738 3 роки тому +2

      What a madlad, he has 495 comments in total on this channel

    • @somerandomdude2718
      @somerandomdude2718 3 роки тому +2

      @@callmepenguin738 WAIT I LITERALLY CHECKED ITS TRUE! MADLAD.

    • @DarrylPanji
      @DarrylPanji 3 роки тому +1

      @@callmepenguin738 holy shit he does

    • @garvverma4725
      @garvverma4725 3 роки тому

      True madlad

    • @blobfish3829
      @blobfish3829 3 роки тому

      HOLY CRAP HOOT HOOT! He's not lying!

  • @furious493
    @furious493 3 роки тому +41

    FINALLY, SOMEBODY WHO ACTUALLY LIKES NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP

  • @nekolga7722
    @nekolga7722 2 роки тому

    Fun fact: America is less than three hundred years old, on tours they will go, “and this building is one HUNDRED years old”, give that a good and long thought

  • @coldy8500
    @coldy8500 3 роки тому +2

    10:53 wait you guys thought it would have a story?

  • @mising0px
    @mising0px 3 роки тому +9

    Europe has free healthcare

    • @CorelUser
      @CorelUser 3 роки тому

      Here before the right conservatives saying they don't want to pay for other people's health and that Europe is socialist

  • @jeanshusband2004
    @jeanshusband2004 3 роки тому +10

    an Early Person will Finish Last while the Last Person will Finish First
    -Sun Tzu

  • @funnyvideoguy3216
    @funnyvideoguy3216 3 роки тому +1

    The cuteness of babies comes from their behavior more than their looks

  • @Tortruga
    @Tortruga 2 роки тому +2

    6:17 Italy