Jake and Amir: Ice Breakers

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  • Опубліковано 23 жов 2012
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  • @felynecomrade
    @felynecomrade 8 років тому +1412

    Love how Streeter just accepts the 3rd fat joke as his fault.

  • @Rikoshima
    @Rikoshima 10 років тому +866

    amir begging streeter not to eat his vest has never failed to make me laugh hysterically

    • @TEHINTERNETSPOST
      @TEHINTERNETSPOST 9 років тому +57

      I think what makes it funnier is that at the end it appears he's actually leaning in to take a bite

    • @GangeHrolfr
      @GangeHrolfr 4 роки тому +9

      @@TEHINTERNETSPOST He is, you see his tongue going crazy? lmao

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 4 роки тому +4

      Was Amir dressed as Nelson Muntz?

    • @BenjaminGoose
      @BenjaminGoose 3 роки тому +5

      @@TEHINTERNETSPOST Give daddy a bite.

    • @dixiecronin7791
      @dixiecronin7791 2 роки тому +2

      @@BenjaminGoose "I don't like what just happened."

  • @R3DSeries
    @R3DSeries 9 років тому +1052

    "I killed a child? Yeah, well you killed a franchise!"

  • @haithamsaeid5571
    @haithamsaeid5571 7 років тому +496

    not the first time Streeter said hands off the beef amirite.

    • @Russelltay1776
      @Russelltay1776 7 років тому +3

      Haitham Saeid we know what amirs job is now

  • @say-cred
    @say-cred 9 років тому +638

    LMAO jake's boss doesn't know who he is. Priceless

    • @WNWZ
      @WNWZ 2 роки тому +14

      and obeys amir lol

    • @kaipography
      @kaipography 2 роки тому +1

      POL

  • @thedick009
    @thedick009 8 років тому +531

    I love how despite all the obnoxious weird shit Amir is saying Jake just can't stop focusing on his vest

    • @depressedkermit5337
      @depressedkermit5337 5 років тому +17

      Butt Soup interesting because once Amir called Jake out for wearing a vest.

    • @akulahirpada1993
      @akulahirpada1993 5 років тому +38

      Why the vest though..

    • @A2Ztigers
      @A2Ztigers 5 років тому +1

      Troy Butt Soup Barnes?

    • @Business_Skeleton
      @Business_Skeleton 2 роки тому +6

      @@akulahirpada1993 should have put the vest to sleep, keep the cat alive

    • @Winteramen
      @Winteramen 2 роки тому +4

      @@akulahirpada1993 was Justin Timberlake at the Kids Choice award *NOT STYLIN'?*

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому +44

    Thank god. Finally. I waited my whole rewatch for this one golden moment where "Streeter Piefell" came into light. Amazing.

  • @mylesnelson2007
    @mylesnelson2007 5 років тому +175

    Mike Trapp sighting at 0:10 He’s been around a long-ass time

    • @AllCanadiaReject
      @AllCanadiaReject 4 роки тому +6

      And it kinda looks like Grant is sitting at the back right corner but it's too far to be sure.

    • @jonnnnniej
      @jonnnnniej 4 роки тому +7

      @@AllCanadiaReject I thought it was that guy from Buzzfeed

    • @doink4997
      @doink4997 4 роки тому +12

      @@AllCanadiaReject no, he isn't tall enough to be Grant.

    • @caleblewis8169
      @caleblewis8169 4 роки тому +11

      @@doink4997 how tall is grant anyways?

    • @doink4997
      @doink4997 4 роки тому +3

      @@caleblewis8169 well, that's yet another video on collegehumor...(he's actually 6"7')

  • @pfeter
    @pfeter 10 років тому +178

    This is in the top ten Jake and Amir sketches - easy. The writing, the pacing, the editing…it's all very tight. I'm so amazed at the continued high-caliber of work these guys crank out on a weekly basis. A humbling reminder to all that attempt the craft!!

  • @reidderdevanis2508
    @reidderdevanis2508 7 років тому +55

    I died when the guy screamed "HANDS OFF THE BEEF!!!" classic

    • @TheKopakah
      @TheKopakah 11 місяців тому

      was that a reference?

    • @mnywise
      @mnywise 7 місяців тому

      ​@@TheKopakahshia le beef

  • @ldmt1995
    @ldmt1995 4 роки тому +59

    I love how Streeter goes for a taste at his vest by the end.

  • @dixiecronin7791
    @dixiecronin7791 10 років тому +69

    As soon as you see the jean vest, you know Amir's going to say the "nah, bad you" joke lol

  • @aikalabe7719
    @aikalabe7719 5 років тому +39

    I really think this is the best jake and amir episode. It has the tightest writing and almost every line is a joke or a setup.

  • @donvon6614
    @donvon6614 8 років тому +51

    Paul walking out is friggen hilarious

  • @modernlacuna
    @modernlacuna 9 років тому +225

    Wait, I think this child killing might be a reference to the Hardly Working episode where they tell ghost stories...

    • @jesusthroughmary
      @jesusthroughmary 8 років тому +25

      +AndroZeus Welcome to CollegeHumor.

    • @taliakellegg5978
      @taliakellegg5978 6 років тому +10

      Someone said they were referencing this video lol

  • @BurgerKing8000
    @BurgerKing8000 11 років тому +18

    "I murdered a child? You murdered a franchise!" So true, kingdom of the crystal skull fell very short in comparison to the other movies.

  • @staciap649
    @staciap649 11 років тому +19

    I love whenever Amir gets called out on a piece of clothing, he always calls it jeans.

  • @smooooth_
    @smooooth_ 9 років тому +33

    Shia Lebouf (2012) - "How could you do that?"
    Shia Lebouf (2015) - "JUST DO IT!"

  • @ThePurpleKnightmare
    @ThePurpleKnightmare 8 років тому +101

    Don't eat my vest. Best line ever.

  • @MandenTV
    @MandenTV 8 років тому +437

    I killed a child yeah well you killed a franchise

  • @astridharris-glasier7220
    @astridharris-glasier7220 8 років тому +58

    wouldn't it be great if the interns didn't know this was a skit!

  • @av4d
    @av4d 8 років тому +47

    0:15 lol, I know they wanted to have multiple shots but nothing he says syncs up with his mouth. This is fucking hilarious.

  • @HarperNguyen
    @HarperNguyen 9 років тому +34

    A star is born? Nah, a star is CORN.

    • @shinjinobrave
      @shinjinobrave 8 років тому +1

      +Kevin Nguyen OHH NO, I though I was an ear of butter!

  • @munjee2
    @munjee2 Рік тому +9

    I just realised that amir says "streeter piefell" but everyone quotes it as "eater piefell" because its better

    • @ThesuperChito
      @ThesuperChito Рік тому +3

      Tru but he does say Eater in the casting of Streeter in the last episodes

    • @Power11112
      @Power11112 10 місяців тому +1

      In the final episode it’s eater Piefell which is quoted much more cause it’s funnier

  • @aliensinmyass7867
    @aliensinmyass7867 3 роки тому +5

    "Editor in cheese? You wish you were in cheese."
    I struggled so hard to not spit out my drink

  • @GamersEternity
    @GamersEternity 11 років тому +6

    Collegehumor has amazing writers, after so many years they still manage to write hilarious scripts, and the actors of Amir and Jake, that is just talent.

  • @alexpabloroy
    @alexpabloroy 10 років тому +30

    Wow its the murder he tells in Hardly Working: Ghost Stories!

  • @theplumchow
    @theplumchow 11 років тому +3

    i love the fact that the boss of the company walks out for...'not knowing who jake is' hahahahaha, surprised no one else noticed that lol

  • @cixwow
    @cixwow 7 років тому +4

    All these years later and the "don't eat my vest!" part still gets me!

  • @ClaytonianJP
    @ClaytonianJP 9 років тому +41

    The spelling bee thing was revealed on the podcast to be true

  • @Highwaysonyfan87
    @Highwaysonyfan87 10 років тому +8

    When Amir said "everyone that doesn't know Jake, get the fuck out" and people started leaving--I have not witnessed myself laugh so hard at a Jake and Amir video

  • @stanley-lg2lk
    @stanley-lg2lk 5 років тому +7

    "HANDS OFF THE BEEF!" what would we do without comedy

  • @rupertcornholio209
    @rupertcornholio209 9 років тому +43

    Is that a Jim Morrison button on Amir's vest?

    • @thesmwassup
      @thesmwassup 9 років тому +46

      Rupert Cornholio They're jeans.

    • @bunnyfaceperson123
      @bunnyfaceperson123 8 років тому

      +thesmwassup --- wrong

    • @niesamowiterayson4594
      @niesamowiterayson4594 7 років тому

      snitch
      It's part of the video. Jake calls Amir's vest bad and Amir replies that Jake is wrong and the vest is jeans.

    • @rubbersoul4469
      @rubbersoul4469 6 років тому

      Rupert Cornholio + Yes. Jim Morrison

  • @AmeliaJones12564
    @AmeliaJones12564 6 років тому +9

    I love her raspy voice.

  • @wavydre8547
    @wavydre8547 7 років тому +42

    1:16 Does anyone else think he actually looks more like Joseph Gordon Levitt?

  • @xX88B88Xx
    @xX88B88Xx 5 років тому +7

    Julies husky voice!!!! Ouch!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @mrplow7645
    @mrplow7645 9 років тому +14

    Amir's job finally revealed! 2:14

  • @sharpes5816
    @sharpes5816 8 років тому +6

    "I'm on........... Your period we know" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Papoose187
    @Papoose187 11 років тому +2

    hahahaha surprisingly genuine and enjoyable ending! this is some classic J&A already

  • @boliver30
    @boliver30 11 років тому +1

    lol "don't eat my vest. I'm serious man! Don't eat my frickin vest"

  • @slyricky9502
    @slyricky9502 2 роки тому +3

    Streeters face when Amir calls Shia an A list god is hilarious. 1:00

  • @StarFoth
    @StarFoth 9 років тому +4

    Looks like you guys have trouble keeping a straight face. :P This show is so funny, you guys deserve my likes.

  • @lucozade8373
    @lucozade8373 7 років тому +2

    The outtakes to this make this even better

  • @cookiesrain
    @cookiesrain 10 років тому

    This is my fave jake and amir video of all time omg XD

  • @17raysplays29
    @17raysplays29 5 років тому +6

    I only just realized Streeter ment "Hands of Shia la beef."

  • @djrea4815
    @djrea4815 2 роки тому +4

    Classic eater pie-fell

  • @Willskull
    @Willskull 10 років тому

    one of the most funny comedy videos ive eva seen xD re watching againkk

  • @TurboPenguin201
    @TurboPenguin201 11 років тому

    i just saw jake and amir today on the train. omg the excitement.

  • @roughryder5
    @roughryder5 8 років тому +11

    0:15 voice didn't synch up to mouth movement.

  • @XMinecraftxMessiahX
    @XMinecraftxMessiahX 9 років тому +5

    I lost it when Amir said he killed an innocent child

  • @daverowe1081
    @daverowe1081 4 місяці тому +1

    "17 is fine Julie, she's 17"
    "you know what, buddy? 17 WASN'T fine."

  • @yellville
    @yellville 3 роки тому +1

    Abed: It's jeans.
    Geoffrey: Infinite Vest, abridged version

  • @TheJungleGamer
    @TheJungleGamer 10 років тому +8

    HANDS OFF THE BEEF!

  • @Domidod1d
    @Domidod1d 10 років тому +3

    At the very end when amir is saying dont eat my vest, streater is about to lick his vest

  • @ishouldntspeakandimnottoob7226
    @ishouldntspeakandimnottoob7226 4 роки тому

    The intros are always amazing XD

  • @aneeshmenon1283
    @aneeshmenon1283 8 років тому +3

    Hilarious as hell.You rock Amir.

  • @TheEzzyMaster
    @TheEzzyMaster 8 років тому +16

    So here we are a few years later and we barely saw these interns, also I'm 16 and that girl is not 😂

    • @timmy18ification
      @timmy18ification 8 років тому +10

      Really great observational skills. Nice work man!

    • @vlenzo5397
      @vlenzo5397 8 років тому

      ... Bitch

    • @Lucy-ng7cw
      @Lucy-ng7cw 8 років тому +4

      Yeah, she's like 22

    • @Nate_Soul
      @Nate_Soul 5 років тому +2

      Well you are 18 now and we still never saw these interns again :-)

  • @Filthy94
    @Filthy94 11 років тому

    i cant stop watching these

  • @zaxypax
    @zaxypax 4 роки тому +1

    3 years after Hardly Working: Ghost Stories, they reference it. Incredible.

  • @kevinfarrell9304
    @kevinfarrell9304 8 років тому +8

    streeter dont eat his freaking vest

  • @somekindofabird-man7282
    @somekindofabird-man7282 10 років тому +6

    HANDS OFF THE BEEF

  • @will420high4
    @will420high4 Рік тому

    This one is my favorite! Good times!!

  • @superpowers1234
    @superpowers1234 11 років тому

    I SAW YOU BOTH TODAY ON THE TRAIN :# remember the kids who were like OMG its Jake and Amir. best day ever

  • @thedick009
    @thedick009 6 років тому +2

    "WHY WOULD I SEND THIS IN??" - Eater Piefell

  • @JulianZepeda13
    @JulianZepeda13 11 років тому +4

    "I once killed an innocent child and I love mini-golf."-Amir

  • @FeelGoodNic
    @FeelGoodNic 11 років тому +1

    At the end when Amir is screaming, "Don't eat my vest," Streeter dips his head in and sticks his tongue out :D

  • @drewdonahue123
    @drewdonahue123 6 років тому

    This may be the best Jake and Amir episode

  • @vismaitaneti2085
    @vismaitaneti2085 2 роки тому +3

    who still watches in 2022

  • @ComedyVault101
    @ComedyVault101 8 років тому +22

    Julie's real name is Julie Shain. You're welcome.

    • @LimLamOfficial
      @LimLamOfficial 8 років тому +19

      +ComedyVault101 Woah, hottie

    • @ZenHuxtable
      @ZenHuxtable 7 років тому +5

      Liam McGowan she's 50. thank you for saying she looks amazing.

  • @MrDirrtyg
    @MrDirrtyg 11 років тому

    1 of my favorite new jake and amir truely funny

  • @PSYCHOPATHsam
    @PSYCHOPATHsam 11 років тому +1

    If you notice in the very last second before the sketch ends, Streeter's actually going in for a bite of his vest.

  • @peasinacan
    @peasinacan 11 років тому +3

    THIS is what college humor needs to get back to

  • @sectorcodec
    @sectorcodec 10 років тому +89

    Wow Julie is pretty. I love this video!

  • @incog.nyto.
    @incog.nyto. 9 місяців тому +1

    I just realized that Amir says "It wasn't on purpose" and "it wasn't an accident either"...
    Which means he somehow got in a situation where he tried to kill a child, had second thoughts, but ended up doing it anyway through unintended circumstances.
    Such a dark joke

  • @derektomas9639
    @derektomas9639 2 роки тому

    this is so good

  • @isaacsilva8045
    @isaacsilva8045 7 років тому +53

    Dat first intern doe

  • @mattyarden2484
    @mattyarden2484 9 років тому +11

    actually, in the state of new york, 17 is fine.

    • @MartinWasTaken
      @MartinWasTaken 9 років тому +15

      In my country 14 is fine.

    • @sambarker6141
      @sambarker6141 9 років тому +2

      ***** Gross, 14 year olds are children.

    • @sambarker6141
      @sambarker6141 9 років тому +2

      ***** I wasn't calling you gross, I was calling the age of consent gross. And what she looks like is irrelevant.

    • @MartinWasTaken
      @MartinWasTaken 9 років тому +2

      ***** I have had people say that age of consent of 14 is gross before, I don't really care at all. It depends how you have been raised I guess on what laws.
      I knew a 14 year old girl who started dating a 26 year old man and they have been living together for like 4-5 years as an happy couple. So who am I to judge them.

    • @awesomeguy2009
      @awesomeguy2009 9 років тому

      In Canada, the age of consent is 16.

  • @FatalBurnz
    @FatalBurnz 11 років тому

    The only time i actually laughed out loud while watching a youtube video!
    "my favourite food is..."
    "everything."

  • @scarlotty123
    @scarlotty123 11 років тому

    Haha, oh the snowball effect. It is beautiful in its own right.

  • @sectorcodec
    @sectorcodec 10 років тому +44

    Hahahaha oh my god, Streeter's face at 2:49

    • @digglebick
      @digglebick 10 років тому +2

      Permission to say, ZOWIE you're purrty. Is this weird? youtube comment flirting? It's weird isn't it. I stand by it and shame on all of you

    • @GetBodiedSon
      @GetBodiedSon 10 років тому +15

      vanisher911 nah, it's weird

    • @digglebick
      @digglebick 10 років тому +1

      Eh, someday everyone including myself who's ever read this will die and it won't matter anymore.

    • @sectorcodec
      @sectorcodec 10 років тому +1

      vanisher911 Thanks. I get a surprising amount of hate actually. I don't know if it's even hate as much as just angry, mean-spirited comments.

    • @digglebick
      @digglebick 10 років тому

      Well, there's a possibility that you may be just the worst human being to have ever existed. All I've ever done was compliment your physical appearance. That being said, you don't seem so bad. Consider me a block of ego-boosting text.

  • @Nullllus
    @Nullllus 10 років тому +3

    2:47 The girl's not giving two shits about the killing.

  • @Dragonking3787
    @Dragonking3787 7 років тому

    The end there, with the "don't eat my vest" thing reminds me of petty high school.

  • @zestyzucchini57
    @zestyzucchini57 3 роки тому +2

    This episode is great for many reasons, but the top 2 have to be Streeter Piefell, the "Fired" callback, and Amir saying him and Jake were in love.

  • @Pumbear
    @Pumbear 8 років тому +49

    "I shot three holes in one child"

    • @jfogg61
      @jfogg61 7 років тому +10

      Thats not what he said. The fucking video is literally right there above you, how did you fuck this up?

  • @barrspen
    @barrspen 5 років тому +5

    I love the ongoing joke that Amir doesn’t know what jeans are

  • @chethanswanson
    @chethanswanson 11 років тому

    I love how he switches from mini golf to the killing to fuck with their minds lol. Lmfao

  • @gregorycawthorne
    @gregorycawthorne 11 років тому

    Soooo fit!

  • @vg4life9616
    @vg4life9616 10 років тому +4

    I like his Jim Morrison buttonXD

    • @linnea6527
      @linnea6527 9 років тому

      Wow, I didn't even notice that.

  • @allysanimalchannel
    @allysanimalchannel 4 роки тому +2

    Is no one talking about how Amir said he and Jake were "in love"??

  • @gamegeorge2600
    @gamegeorge2600 8 років тому

    When the caption that said subscribe for more Jake and Amir came up I nearly cried...

  • @AlexAvgerinosWrestling
    @AlexAvgerinosWrestling 11 років тому

    Jim Morrison just chilling on that vest like it's no big deal.

  • @DendyJungle
    @DendyJungle 6 років тому +3

    Streeter hates amir but he'll sometimes believe the shit he says

  • @jessesanchez9998
    @jessesanchez9998 7 років тому +91

    damn i wish 17 years old girls looked like that at my school

  • @TheTrueGOATS
    @TheTrueGOATS 11 років тому

    Oh my god...you spelled it right! THANK YOU!!!

  • @2freshhobos
    @2freshhobos 11 років тому

    Look at youuuuu sooo dashing

  • @Mysticsloth
    @Mysticsloth 10 років тому +5

    *lol* 17 isn't fine in america? XD omg

  • @rayraybewinning8152
    @rayraybewinning8152 10 років тому +7

    Streeter is amazing hes a fuking ledge i laugh wen he said walked into tht one amir ur amazing jake ur too kool

  • @TheAbigailDee
    @TheAbigailDee 9 місяців тому +2

    Streeter Piefell, the editor in cheese

  • @GrelzeR
    @GrelzeR 11 років тому

    I love that streeter actually tries to eat the vest

  • @heyjoesoap
    @heyjoesoap 10 років тому +3

    Heh, 17 would've been fine in here in Europe.

    • @frankburns8871
      @frankburns8871 10 років тому +3

      If people were honest with themselves, 17 would be fine anywhere. But no, we have to pretend that finding a girl that age attractive is perverted. The pretense is what's really perverted.

    • @orkunakman1541
      @orkunakman1541 10 років тому +6

      Frank Burns The point isn't age and attractiveness. The point is maturity and power differences between couples of high age difference.

    • @maagiapall
      @maagiapall 10 років тому +1

      Orkun Akman And whether someone has just turned 18 or will turn 18 in a couple of weeks changes that how? People (well, americans) think that a second before 18 is "bad" is because they've been conditioned to think so. That's all. There's no rational explanation for it. It's an arbitrary line and that line could have been drawn at 17 just as easily (and, in fact, most of the world did draw it at 17 or even 16). 18 is a legal line in america, but people are pretending like it's a moral one.

    • @crazyrice33
      @crazyrice33 10 років тому

      16 is a legal line here in nevada.

    • @PurpleMust
      @PurpleMust 9 років тому +1

      Magix okay so you could just keep moving the line down until it gets to children. here's a tip: think for more than 5 seconds about what you say before actually saying it