Cave Johnson here. For science, we've taken our most popular military-grade product, the Turret on an experiment. The boys in the lab took a turret skydiving, for science. What happened? Your guess is as good as ours, because it's now lost in the Arizona Desert. Don't go looking for it. Cave Johnson, we're done here.
@@Jordan-jn1vj "Cave Johnson here. Now, if your on this Aperture Science Flying Device, your part of the turret experiment. We're throwing turrets out of a plane, while you hold the turret. Why? For science! Well, and also to test how durable you, and the turret is. Mostly the turret. The turrets are fully loaded, but don't worry. You have bulletproof vests, made out of spare Weighted Companion Cubes."
I'm literally feeling emotional for the turret right now. Rest in piece, Cute Turret Plushie! You will always be remembered! (Except for the guy who let go of you because he's a jerk)
imagine portal 3 takes place in the arizona desert, then some new character finds it, picks it up gets captured, and at the end of the game they are re-united
did you go find it?! poor guy...out in the desert...all alone...asking "are you still there?" im sure if you found him hed tell you he doesnt hate you...
*man hikes in the desert*
*"target acquired"*
1,000 years from now someone will find that turret and think it's an ancient artifact of a lost civilization and I thank you for that
but it's a balloon... It would probably pop and get absorbed for nutrients..
@@supermariogamer8936 no, it will pop and then pollute! :(
BBQ Snapdragon :(
It will last a lot longer, tho.
Cave Johnson here. For science, we've taken our most popular military-grade product, the Turret on an experiment. The boys in the lab took a turret skydiving, for science. What happened? Your guess is as good as ours, because it's now lost in the Arizona Desert. Don't go looking for it. Cave Johnson, we're done here.
*looks through google maps to find turret*
man hikes in the desert
"target acquired"
TheNorskViking lok
Me too,i lee the portal turrets
did you find it?
R.I.P turret
R.I.P 😢
Imagine being stuck in the Desert, Then all of the sudden, You just hear
*"Target Acquired."*
I watched this video, and four days later, Wheatley spotted an inflatable turret in low earth orbit nearby us.
Space Core HA
hey space core, in 15 years we can live in space :3
I wish they can do with GLaDOS and tape me to her face
“I’m flying!” “Im afraid of heights”
YOU MONSTER! I wonder what a person who found it thought about it :P
Piotrek Mazek Nice shitty, outdated meme of a profile picture.
That Turtle's A Spy! nice shitty, "oudatted" failure of an insult to a 7 months old comment
It's for science!
Braden Johnson I see you are related to Cave Johnson?
to this day, that lonely turret is still wandering around the Arizona deserts
You missed the best line: "I'm afraid of heights!"
1/10 turrent danger... no parachute attached to turrent.
Axvrilia *turret
Pryxtel its spelt turret
I mean,when it fell it became a turrent.
this is what scientists do when there not working
They're***
lol
You know this was probably part of testing XD
@@Jordan-jn1vj "Cave Johnson here. Now, if your on this Aperture Science Flying Device, your part of the turret experiment. We're throwing turrets out of a plane, while you hold the turret. Why? For science! Well, and also to test how durable you, and the turret is. Mostly the turret. The turrets are fully loaded, but don't worry. You have bulletproof vests, made out of spare Weighted Companion Cubes."
no someone's walking in the desert and sees it and the turn to start shooting
XD
The turret says,"I'M FLYING!"
next do wheatley in space
SpeedOfHarmony yes!
I'm literally feeling emotional for the turret right now. Rest in piece, Cute Turret Plushie! You will always be remembered! (Except for the guy who let go of you because he's a jerk)
Rip turret
Please put me down (ok! *leave turret in desert*)
Gotta go there and look for it
Well that explains the random object fell on tent -__-
Maybe in a couple hundred years, the future humans will find the turret, and they will think that we worshiped it. Idk, just a thought.
So that's why I found a turret on google maps
UNKNOWNGAM3r Fuck off, you didn't, and this is a shitty joke.
That Turtle's A Spy!
god thats a lot salt
I started singing in my head when they were playing "Still Alive" at the end.
"I'm flying!"
pick up a copy of et for me, while your there...
Legend says,that turret is still flying random in the desert even today
I like the idea of someone just coming across that whilst out hiking in the desert. I'm not sure it would be better if they knew Portal or not.
The smartest thing one has EVER done in his life... go skydiving with turrets.
BRILLIANT!
Aaah, the things poeple do for science.
imagine portal 3 takes place in the arizona desert, then some new character finds it, picks it up gets captured, and at the end of the game they are re-united
That is the other jumper that was with him. You can see blue on the sides and white in the middle of the chute.
after Aperture faded into obscurity, many turrets had acquired different careers after leaving Aperture. this is one of those stories.
0:33 What GLaDOS sees when Chell steps on an Aerial Faith Plate while holding a turret.
Poor turrent
I wonder if that turret landed on its legs
This makes me sad :*(
He is gone
The long-fall boots really would have come in handy here.
I absolutely love the music
*invent planes*
*invents turrets*
almeister112: Why not use both!?
I kinda want to go out to the middle of the Arizona desert to find this little guy.
If you find it, please contact to Aperture Science in somewhere in internet
poor rturret
just realize, the turrets doing science cause its still alive
would probably be someone who has never heard of portal and assumes it to be part of an alien crash site.
Now we know why turret want to shoot us so much. Thank a ton. -.-
I don't know which I'm more impressed by. Someone actually doing through with this, or they managed to hold onto it for so long
Someone needs to go on a rescue mission to save that turret
Heck, I'll do it. I'm already in Arizona so I don't have too far to travel
I think this guy got totally baked on 4/20 and was like "DUDE LET'S GO SKYDIVING WITH ONE OF THOSE INFLATABLE PORTAL TURRETS"
Nobody: My recommendations at 3AM:
since it is inflated to a pressure good for 7k feet, then wouldn't it pop when it reached a greater pressure?
Now to do this with the Space core XD
I'm going to go find it.. you said Arizona right?
The turret even said “put me down”
guy walks up.
Turret: Helloooo? Are you still there?
Wheatly: oh, uh, don't make eye contact just keep walking
How do you think the person who finds the turret will react?
You are brilliant, my good sir. You hear me Valve? USE THIS IDEA!!!
In a cornfield? Near a tin hut? I would be seriously scared
this seems to be a needlessly complicated way how to destroy a turret
Gabe: Scrap Half-Life 3 and make a skydiving simulator involving turrets.
Valve Team: Yes Lord Master Gabe Newell Sir.
3 days later, Farmer Brown is going to get a painful surprise.
I need this party mix of "Still Alive"
Now let the Turret hunt begin
Poor turret ;_____;
Thanks Kotaku!
Haha imagine someone who played portal finding that turret lying around in the desert.
How do you think they got it up there without getting hurt?
When life gives you lemons, DON'T MAKE LEMONADE. Take the lemons back and take turrets to the next level...skydiving
Shoul've brought the companion cube too!
Nice landing
if somehow inside the turret contains thousands of bucks or soemthign valueble im heading off to the sesert right now to get it.
I'm pretty sure Space Core will love this! :D
I'm going looking for it right now. Wish me luck!
Logic: something exists -> take it out of a plane.
Space core: ARE WE IN SPACE
BLOODY STOP
You should try looking for it.
Turret: WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!
Me: YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
1:14 someone should really venture out into the desert to find her
mom: is that a fly ticket? where r u going
me: yeah brb
The Logic si that he Can say that He Took a portal Turret Skydiving
You should take the space core the other way.
did you go find it?! poor guy...out in the desert...all alone...asking "are you still there?" im sure if you found him hed tell you he doesnt hate you...
You know, because jumping out of planes with things = lulz. Doing it for the lulz is the best reason to do anything random.
guy in the vid: *lets go*
me: *gasp!* WHAT DID YOU DO!?
YOU BROKE THE RULES!!!
science is fun bruh
whats the name of that still alive remix @the end?
Free inflatable Turret, just have to find it in the desert.
This was a triumph.
Battlefield : Future War Tatics
THEY PROMISED THAT THERE WILL BE PORTALS IN THE MAKING OF THAT VIDEO D:
Especially if it managed to come to rest in the upright position. :)
Shoulda used the portal 2 sounds where it actually screams. Ah well.
i live in arizona, and guess who's got a turret?
It's people like you that make me continually hope to just find something like this on the ground one day, like if you were to drop it or something :P
Then it's time for portal 4!!!
This is what valve do when not making portal 3