Orks Discuss The Ship of Theseus

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  • @gerrardthemagnificent5960
    @gerrardthemagnificent5960 2 роки тому +228

    People: "Wow you're so well-versed in philosophy. Where'd you learn this from?"
    Me: *contemplates the pros and cons of explaining the High Kulture playlist*
    "Uh, you know, just around"

    • @IsmaelSantos-xv9qf
      @IsmaelSantos-xv9qf Рік тому +5

      "Tha krump or not ta krump, dat be tha stupidest question! of curs' you krump!"

  • @brentonoftheunknown.821
    @brentonoftheunknown.821 3 роки тому +266

    I love how they bring out the thought line about identity.
    "I don't care what the original parts were, it's the same thing because I said so and because it's functionally the same."

    • @nightshade71986
      @nightshade71986 3 роки тому +40

      Very similar to Japanese ideology of their ancient buildings even when said buildings had been destroyed and rebuild multiple times they are still considered to be the continuation of the original.
      On that note they should bring in some Samurai philosophy to this school.

    • @CtrlAltRetreat
      @CtrlAltRetreat 2 роки тому +13

      That's not what he said. The point isn't that it's functionally the same, it's that he's using it as what he said. In the case of the ship made from the original boat parts and the one with all the replacement bits, the fact that the one with all the original bits wouldn't be theseus' ship because he's using the other one and calling that his ship. One ship could be some other git's ship or a display in a museum. Even if the museum ship were called theseus' ship and the owner adamantly insisted that it was, it still wouldn't be because theseus would be out there sailing on his actual ship no matter what any other git calls the one made of the original planks.
      It's honestly the best take I've heard on the question in a while and by extension, theseus' ship no longer is his ship as soon as he gets crumped, which when you put it like that, makes absolute sense. Humie smart boys have been over thinking things into stupid directions for a long time.

    • @CptOriginal
      @CptOriginal 5 місяців тому

      So if a man gets a transgender surgery and identifies a woman, then hes still a man because 99.3% of the planet and me still think of and treat him as a man. Good good.

  • @TralliE
    @TralliE 3 роки тому +291

    This is one of the beast takes on Theseus's ship that I've heard.

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel 3 роки тому +3

      I think the best is still Trigger's Broom.

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/56yN2zHtofM/v-deo.html

    • @dragonking322
      @dragonking322 2 роки тому +2

      I think... this is the only right answer

  • @lazarus9165
    @lazarus9165 2 роки тому +44

    I love that septimus got frustrated enough with a student that he straight up yeeted him. That's roit n' proppa orky ainnit.

  • @thoribio5846
    @thoribio5846 3 роки тому +103

    Woa, Thinkypants really is a smart boy.

  • @poppedweasel
    @poppedweasel 3 роки тому +146

    Imagine all we could learn if Smartboy Thinkypants had his brain upgraded.

    • @inquisitorbenediktanders3142
      @inquisitorbenediktanders3142 3 роки тому +9

      You mean like the B.O.N.E. modification? Thx for giving me a new suggestion for an experiment. Will start immediately.

    • @jeremybk54
      @jeremybk54 3 роки тому +10

      isn't him becoming a weird boy technically mean he has upgraded his brain?

    • @poppedweasel
      @poppedweasel 3 роки тому +7

      @@jeremybk54 Only Gork or Mork knows for sure.

    • @migrivp2672
      @migrivp2672 3 роки тому +2

      @@poppedweasel my bet is on mork

    • @nightshade71986
      @nightshade71986 3 роки тому +5

      Just paint his head red, if red makes them go faster then red head will make him think faster.

  • @tychoMX
    @tychoMX 3 роки тому +86

    This is a great argument. It is better than many I heard in my philosophy classes.
    A thoroughly pragmatical identity is appropriate for practical items. And good in adding the distinction that it doesn't apply to "things" with awareness.

  • @perteks7639
    @perteks7639 3 роки тому +60

    This is one of best from this series like actually dialogue between them rather than just one teaching another

  • @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526
    @nihtgengalastnamegoeshere7526 2 роки тому +21

    The planks and bits on Theseus' ship are replaced when the old one gets rotten or damaged. If you built a new ship out of all the parts that got replaced, it wouldn't be fit for service- it wouldn't be the ship of Theseus, it would be a wreck.

    • @DarthBigBen
      @DarthBigBen Рік тому +2

      Therefore, the ship with new parts would be the Ship of Theseus.

  • @YapYapCrackShack
    @YapYapCrackShack 3 роки тому +82

    I saw this somewhere, but i really wanna see it one day
    Orkz discuss Vlad the Impaler

    • @skeyedrake5929
      @skeyedrake5929 3 роки тому +3

      Isn't that the blood angels tho? Or the blood drinkers

    • @mehbof626
      @mehbof626 3 роки тому +3

      I think that was me on the demon allegory

  • @armagonarmagon3980
    @armagonarmagon3980 3 роки тому +60

    This was a really well done smartboi think time. Lots of parallels with older machines we have today that have had parts replaced to keep them functional.
    For an upcoming video down the line, I’d suggest Orks discuss Olga of Kiev

    • @carissamace
      @carissamace 2 роки тому +3

      That would be hilarious. “Bird bombs!”

  • @arcuserarc1201
    @arcuserarc1201 3 роки тому +31

    I really think that this was one of the best so far.

  • @adampratt6078
    @adampratt6078 3 роки тому +32

    Loving all the 'Orks discuss' videos!
    This definitely one of the best! 😂

  • @fumarc4501
    @fumarc4501 3 роки тому +12

    This is why Orks are such an advanced and respected species.

  • @torbjornlekberg7756
    @torbjornlekberg7756 3 роки тому +18

    Wow! Finkypants actually have a good solution to this.

  • @Xebelan
    @Xebelan 3 роки тому +18

    *applause* Erudite orks and their deep thinkies are always wonderful.

  • @IC3XR
    @IC3XR Рік тому +2

    I never expected to learn so much about philosophy from Orks… yet here I am
    I love it

  • @daverage4729
    @daverage4729 3 роки тому +12

    My favourite philosophical idea discussed to perfection by Finky Pants & Septimus! Brilliant! No grot launcher for you today Noman! :)

  • @Gingerbreadley
    @Gingerbreadley 3 роки тому +7

    Honestly probably the best yet. This is my favorite little series on UA-cam

  • @Valiguss
    @Valiguss 2 роки тому +8

    This is a good take I think, it kinda dodges the thought experiment but it makes sense
    Not sure it really addresses the second ship in particular, it’s more of a methodology then a straight answer

    • @Captaintrippz
      @Captaintrippz 2 роки тому +2

      Well, if the second boat would be Thesus Ship, what stops every wooden boat from being a tree, because it used to be. Classifying things as what they used to be isn't as useful as by what they are now

    • @Valiguss
      @Valiguss 2 роки тому +1

      @@Captaintrippz my point is that while this is a good methodology like you say, it doesn’t answer the question, it’s more like “here is how to answer it” but that doesn’t tell us which one is Theseus’ ship, because it fails to tell us which one we consider to be Theseus’ ship

    • @Captaintrippz
      @Captaintrippz 2 роки тому +2

      @@Valiguss In my book, the ship Theseus is using is Theseus ship. The name doesn't describe the planks, mast, rigging, keel or sails but the form and function that they provide when put together.
      Not necessarily the most thpught provoking answer but it's sure as shit my preferred one 😆

  • @patrickbrown33
    @patrickbrown33 Рік тому

    The beauty of aligning identity with utitlity and function and then providing a demonstrative argument for why that is quite frankly astounding.

  • @seatonking8136
    @seatonking8136 2 роки тому +3

    Its funny yet simplistic. Just genius

  • @Azzie420
    @Azzie420 3 роки тому +4

    Orks discuss is literally the best fan series since TTS and youze know watz dey sez about da WAAAAGH.... DA WAAAAGH NEVA ENDZZZZZ

  • @Wolfphototech
    @Wolfphototech 2 роки тому +2

    *A solid point that applies against pseudo-intellectual arguments / ideas .*

  • @LordIsrafel
    @LordIsrafel 2 роки тому +1

    By Mork, this series actually taught me a new way of looking at a classic thought experiment.

  • @ninim1028
    @ninim1028 3 роки тому +2

    Another audio log on the path to krokdom

  • @henrynguyen3405
    @henrynguyen3405 3 роки тому +8

    Need drawings of the cast in the mightiest color, Green.

  • @reallyidrathernot.134
    @reallyidrathernot.134 3 роки тому +1

    nice one going from the ship to category errors, to functional ontologies.

  • @stankmcdankton6204
    @stankmcdankton6204 3 роки тому +6

    Ya fink Sniktspear's fayvrit play was Mag-Bef or Orkthello?

  • @eccoeco3454
    @eccoeco3454 3 роки тому +5

    Considering all ork related things are as they are because they thinl they are as such it seems pretty sensible to say that this line of reasoning would be pretty intuitive to them

  • @GoblinKoboldGaming
    @GoblinKoboldGaming 2 роки тому +2

    WHY ARE THE ORKZ SO MUCH SMARTER THAN HUMANS!

  • @IronWarhorsesFun
    @IronWarhorsesFun 3 роки тому +6

    So if tha Kaptain makes da Ship that means that THE ENTERPISE is da Enteprise as long as Kirk is KAPTAIN!
    I knew IT! Thank you Finkypants!

    • @BTAL1ama
      @BTAL1ama 3 роки тому

      AN if Kirk still says is da Enterprise an not KIRKS SPANKEY SPACE ADVENTURE BOAT or summut

  • @kalzaar6300
    @kalzaar6300 Рік тому

    that's actually an amazing answer.

  • @thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927
    @thepropagandastudiosbrigs0927 3 роки тому +2

    damn... now that is a good take

    • @thewingedhussar4188
      @thewingedhussar4188 3 роки тому

      I know
      I swore the orcs would have been weirded out and more fearful of the doc after. But dam was this better

  • @davidhinojosa1328
    @davidhinojosa1328 2 роки тому +1

    This is brilliant

  • @fatfish2066
    @fatfish2066 2 роки тому +2

    Actual intelligence moment

  • @anurglingwithinternetacess4622
    @anurglingwithinternetacess4622 3 роки тому +3

    I’ve got an idea for the part of the replaced part ship and the original part ship there both technically the same ship in there own ways the we can say it’s two versions of the exact same ship almost like a copy of the original made of different materials

  • @LightTim
    @LightTim 3 роки тому +1

    "This makes the small git the big Nob."

  • @breadbread4226
    @breadbread4226 3 роки тому +4

    Did finkypants just explain social constructs?

  • @henriquekop1762
    @henriquekop1762 2 роки тому

    I actually like this hot take. Thank you.

  • @Matt-md5yt
    @Matt-md5yt 3 роки тому

    Great topic my friend. This series is so funny

  • @Ibian666
    @Ibian666 3 роки тому +1

    So obvious when you have orks explain it. Well done.

  • @STbattlefront
    @STbattlefront 3 роки тому +7

    I hated this thought experiment, but orky made it better yes yes.

  • @CptOriginal
    @CptOriginal 2 роки тому

    So if we all start treating and thinking of Thinky Panths like a Git, then he will be a Git.

  • @ixcellquethone4893
    @ixcellquethone4893 3 роки тому +3

    Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, comments for the algorithm!

  • @timothywootton5331
    @timothywootton5331 2 роки тому

    Yes, great point.

  • @WarcrimeSimulator
    @WarcrimeSimulator 2 роки тому

    Smartboy really is a smart boy

  • @lostbutfreesoul
    @lostbutfreesoul 2 роки тому

    Theseus 2 means so much more to me now.

  • @memyselfandi432
    @memyselfandi432 2 роки тому

    This 'ere'z me choppa. It'z been through heapz o' krumpin'z. It getz krumped from time to time. Two new 'eads, three new 'andlez. Now, iz it the same choppa now as when I looted it off a dead git a wee while ago?

  • @joaovitorreisdasilva9573
    @joaovitorreisdasilva9573 2 роки тому

    This is a surprisingly nuances debate '-'
    Like holy fuck, grats man '-'

  • @jakemcnamee9417
    @jakemcnamee9417 3 роки тому +5

    Do the prisoners dilemma sometime.

    • @MK_ULTRA420
      @MK_ULTRA420 2 роки тому

      An ork big boss makes two orks decide whether or not da big boss should krump one of em. If they both pick each other then they both get krumped, but if they both decide not to krump each other then they both don't get krumped. We don't know what happens if an ork picks himself because it's never happened.

  • @helldrake77777
    @helldrake77777 3 роки тому

    I love this one.

  • @rolay7730
    @rolay7730 2 роки тому

    Every cell of your body is replaced molecule by molecule through normal cellular repair. So even though your brain cells don't get replaced, each part of those cells will be replaced in about a year. So does he still have the same brain?

  • @serronserron1320
    @serronserron1320 3 роки тому

    Your stories are very entertaining and stimulating. If we were trapped in a bomb shelter for months or years with other occupants it wouldn't be so bad.

  • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
    @venerablebrothergoriate5844 2 роки тому

    Throne absolve me but I agree with Thinkypants.

  • @gorillaguerillaDK
    @gorillaguerillaDK 2 роки тому

    Smart Ork!

  • @triratna1397
    @triratna1397 3 роки тому +1

    yesssssssssss

  • @alfredosaint-jean9660
    @alfredosaint-jean9660 2 роки тому

    Iz someth'n 'da fing it iz 'cos of how we use it?
    If I use a slugga ta smash someone, duz 'dat slugga became a choppa?

  • @nicoruppert4207
    @nicoruppert4207 3 роки тому +1

    Vlad the impale as one of the smart boi humiez

  • @davidhinojosa1328
    @davidhinojosa1328 2 роки тому

    Will you get to Weber?

  • @hiddenboi6552
    @hiddenboi6552 3 роки тому +2

    I feel less gittish after watching

  • @STDRACO777
    @STDRACO777 2 роки тому

    When you agree 100% with an OrK 0.o

  • @wrathshorts2894
    @wrathshorts2894 3 роки тому +7

    Why are these Orks smarter than most people today?

    • @Broomer52
      @Broomer52 2 роки тому +3

      Because people have to make these things harder than they really are. They want to put extra value in things that don’t have extra value.

    • @shred1894
      @shred1894 2 роки тому

      becuz dum humies be makin fings all complikated an stupid

  • @adammoore3703
    @adammoore3703 2 роки тому

    A dum boy might need ta repeat this lesson befor it sticks boss! Some of us is slow lerners...

  • @bigc2770
    @bigc2770 3 роки тому

    Diz drully wize dingking

  • @legionaireb
    @legionaireb 2 роки тому

    Question: is the 'grot launcha' a shokk attack gun or some kind of catapult?

    • @hcollins9941
      @hcollins9941 2 роки тому +1

      I believe it’s a cannon, seeing as grots & gretchin are used as ammo in some/most cases.

    • @pretzelbomb6105
      @pretzelbomb6105 2 роки тому

      Knowing Orkz, it might also just be a 13th story window.

  • @mehdiz805
    @mehdiz805 3 роки тому +3

    🐧👍

  • @benzur3503
    @benzur3503 3 роки тому +1

    I dunno about dat argument. If an ork takes a humie ship and make it inta a ork ship, but a humie general wants his ship back, he won’t be happy if you just take any ork ship at all, including one that wasn’t taken from him, he would want da same one dat was taken from him. Soz additional use and understanding of a thing does not override its previous use and understanding.da humie captain still sees the ship as his ship also when Orks see it as theirs.

    • @rayclawicefire2503
      @rayclawicefire2503 3 роки тому +1

      Das wat Smartboy Thinkypants be saying, do ya need a krumping?

    • @benzur3503
      @benzur3503 3 роки тому

      @@rayclawicefire2503 an now it be wat i iz saying. Soz like he sez, now it’s wot iz sayin. Or iz it different like iz sez?

    • @rayclawicefire2503
      @rayclawicefire2503 3 роки тому

      @@benzur3503 Do ya know about da augment?

    • @benzur3503
      @benzur3503 3 роки тому

      @@rayclawicefire2503 nope. Allz iz knowz iz dat iz knowz nuffin

    • @rayclawicefire2503
      @rayclawicefire2503 3 роки тому +1

      @@benzur3503 Das right, no krumppings for now ya Git!

  • @ARC1701A
    @ARC1701A 3 роки тому

    Da Awful Legion. Hahaha.

  • @AsbestosMuffins
    @AsbestosMuffins 3 роки тому +1

    An Iowa Class Battleship is still an Iowa Class Battleship even though it'd be pretty useless on today's high seas

  • @keineangabe1804
    @keineangabe1804 3 роки тому +5

    "So don't make up a million new words for things that are constantly changing"
    Dude, wow. Harsh critic at a very current political movement. I hope this won't create a shitstorm.

  • @Perri-Winkle
    @Perri-Winkle 2 роки тому

    This argument applies to trans people as well. Nice.

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 2 роки тому

      no, you do not replace your head, your eye, you hair, your teeth. Stop.

  • @user-ph1cm5jt4b
    @user-ph1cm5jt4b 2 роки тому

    I never liked this thought experiment. If you replace a piece of the ship with a new piece the new piece is now part of the whole and is now part of that ship. It's been replaced. The value put upon the old piece was revoked and reallocated. The former piece is now part of the "old ship" and the new piece is part of the ship. You can replace them all and you still have the ship but now you have "the old ship."
    The only way it wouldn't be a new ship is if you bought a newer identical ship and called it by the same name. Replacing and removing is an exchange the value put upon the parts.
    All that shit about "are we the same" well yeah no shit we are the same. EVERYTHING changes. Identity isn't a physical problem because there's no such thing as unchanging. Identity is a problem of thought and perspective upon the implication there can be a state of permanent unchanging or whatever.

  • @000Krim
    @000Krim 2 роки тому

    This is brilliant