I relly believe we need a series on a super dumb (smart by human standards) hummy going through ork school and coming out the smartest hummy any ork could meet!!! Still doing great work noman!
"-'UMIE BUMP, WAT IS YA PURU...PORUP....WAT IS IT YA DO IN DIS HERE WAAAGH?? -To do whatever you tell Boss Snikspear! -MORK DAMMIT BUMP YOUZ A GORK DAMNED GENIUS. YA MUST BE THE BIGGEST SMARTBOY 'UMIE. YUZ IZ GIFTED BY GORK N MORK 'UMIE BUMP!"
Or the Tales of the Heike, that being the account of the Genpei War between Taira no Kiyomori and his forces and the Minamoto clan. There's an interesting Western-style version of this tale which portrays house Taira and the rebel houses as the Heike and Genji gangs, where they shoot it out in some no-name town in the middle of the Nevada territory, it's called Sukiyaki Western Django.
I'd be curious about Nietzsche, as well. The whole "God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him"-thing alone would be hilarious. It could also have an immense impact in that universe, if all Orks suddenly believed that we 'umies managed to kill a god. Though Heidegger sounds delightful, one way or another. Maybe some Shopenhauer, or even Diogenes could be fun, as well.
@@fuckologic1202 Good question. They might either take it for granted, or could end up seeing parallels between 'umies and orks. Or they might think Machiavelli could have given them a good krumpin', unlike most humans.
noman, I just want to say thank you for your content it is inspiring while also being entertaining. It has helped me back into my own writing. So thank you I hope you get the recognition and the subs that you deserve soon.
Be careful lettin 'im read. When me in da boiz was back on the planet wif da nyd's, we let one of our weirdboiz, Greenface metalgut start readin'. Made him so sad he ended up krumpin' 'imself after his 5th book. And now our boss says we can't read no more. I wish we 'ad a boss that let us read...
Please do Ayn Rand, Laozi, and Jack Churchill (the only humie with as little gitness as Ghengis Khan), then dive in to religions. I'd love an Ork take on Shinto.
But wouldn't the orks agree that they live in the best of possible worlds? Sort of all of Candide's problems are possible to handle with a better attitude and more dakka
"Tsk. You wanna go find someone we disagree with an punch em in da face, stead o fightin fer der right to say it?" "Eh, yah. Dat sounds good." Ahh, orks. Gotta love em :)
I relly believe we need a series on a super dumb (smart by human standards) hummy going through ork school and coming out the smartest hummy any ork could meet!!! Still doing great work noman!
An ogryn or digganob valedictorian speech
OMG IT FUCKING HAPPEND X3
@@RoosterCogburnPhD or an Ogryn's speech tranzla'ed _fru_ Digganob talk...
Preferably voiced by Tony Robinson
"-'UMIE BUMP, WAT IS YA PURU...PORUP....WAT IS IT YA DO IN DIS HERE WAAAGH??
-To do whatever you tell Boss Snikspear!
-MORK DAMMIT BUMP YOUZ A GORK DAMNED GENIUS. YA MUST BE THE BIGGEST SMARTBOY 'UMIE. YUZ IZ GIFTED BY GORK N MORK 'UMIE BUMP!"
on his quest to find all the 'umie smartboys i would think SMART BOY THINKYPANTS would like "DA ART OF WAAAAAAAGH!" by Sun Tzu
Da Perium will have da smartest humies in da galaxy
"Yeah, no one should get mouthy les' they's ready to scrap wit da Boss."
Solid advice
It would be very interesting hearing the ork boyz Discussing the book of five rings by Miyamoto Musashi
still got to read it (ringo no go?)
Or the Tales of the Heike, that being the account of the Genpei War between Taira no Kiyomori and his forces and the Minamoto clan. There's an interesting Western-style version of this tale which portrays house Taira and the rebel houses as the Heike and Genji gangs, where they shoot it out in some no-name town in the middle of the Nevada territory, it's called Sukiyaki Western Django.
@@Robert_Douglass isn't that a Tarantino movie?
@@inquisitorwalmarius6650 It features Quentin Tarantino, but it was directed by Takashi Miike.
LMAO wait till they start discussing Heidegger
I'd be curious about Nietzsche, as well.
The whole "God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him"-thing alone would be hilarious.
It could also have an immense impact in that universe, if all Orks suddenly believed that
we 'umies managed to kill a god.
Though Heidegger sounds delightful, one way or another.
Maybe some Shopenhauer, or even Diogenes could be fun, as well.
@@rogaldorn4759 I also wonder if they'd think Machiavelli was a smart boy
@@fuckologic1202
Good question. They might either take it for granted, or could end up seeing parallels between 'umies and orks.
Or they might think Machiavelli could have given them a good krumpin', unlike most humans.
@@rogaldorn4759 They already covered Diogenes.
@@teamnoob52
I was not aware. Thank you.
I like how Ogg turns into an ork at the beginning.
This is highbrow stuff lol. Only a total nerd AND war hammer fan could really enjoy this and I'm so thankful I found this niche content.
I mean if you're already a warhammer fan you gotta be a nerd already, that's kind of a base requirement!
noman, I just want to say thank you for your content it is inspiring while also being entertaining. It has helped me back into my own writing. So thank you I hope you get the recognition and the subs that you deserve soon.
Keep it up my dude, you're doing the work of Gork & Mork.
I think this is more Mork than Gork, though I guess Gork is also cunning......
Nice Ork video today. The captions made it even funner to read.
Be careful lettin 'im read. When me in da boiz was back on the planet wif da nyd's, we let one of our weirdboiz, Greenface metalgut start readin'. Made him so sad he ended up krumpin' 'imself after his 5th book. And now our boss says we can't read no more. I wish we 'ad a boss that let us read...
I think the Orks might enjoy Troy or Inferno
"WAAAAGH! is politics by way of krumpin gits..."
-- Warboss Meganob Von Krumpgitz, as quoted by Pruffessa Smartboy Thinky Pants.
the simplicity of their lifestyles makes discussion of the practical applications of high philosophy much more interesting.
Glad to have the other ork back for this one, I love the discussions between these two.
Actual wisdom: "noone should get moufy less they ready to skrap wif da boss".
Dude this is beyond genius, keep going forever!
This might be a bit "Controversial" but I would love hear these Orks about, Julius Evola and Karl Marx
just brilliant xD haha very nice video!
Unironically learning new stuff, might enroll some time.
This is my first time watching this channel....wep I'm subscribed with bell.
Love your pacha thumbnail
YES! Roast on Orkgar for telling people to make gittiness the norm of the 'Perium!
Can't wait till they get to idealism. Think they might like that.
wah the empra - wah the perium
Blood for the blood god, skulls for the skull throne, comments for the algorithm!
I... fuckin...love this much 🤣😂
Wonder what orks would think about GK Chesterton
I feel the stupid leaving my brain!
wonder what theyd think of sun zu
I think they'd think of him as unnecesarilly complicating a simple good thing
Now dis is big thinkin'
This and a nice bottle of wine
I'd like to see Super smarty pants review General Patten of ww2
I love that Orks don't have a concept of freedom on their own.
Discussing Voltaire, he's also the author of a gothic homemaking guide.
Please do Ayn Rand, Laozi, and Jack Churchill (the only humie with as little gitness as Ghengis Khan), then dive in to religions. I'd love an Ork take on Shinto.
Hope they go into the Roman Philosophers
Dante's inferno!
I find the Outro most heretical and hilarious.
Oddboyz thinkin that is Only ting werf doin is more dakka!
big brain fink'en
Hmm... Voltaire... did he have a fondness for gold and eagles?
I wonder how humanity gotinto this position
Maaan GW better not come after Noman too
I have a plan.
But did Voltaire shoot anyone in the face?
But wouldn't the orks agree that they live in the best of possible worlds? Sort of all of Candide's problems are possible to handle with a better attitude and more dakka
"Tsk. You wanna go find someone we disagree with an punch em in da face, stead o fightin fer der right to say it?"
"Eh, yah. Dat sounds good."
Ahh, orks. Gotta love em :)