=Adam Winkelmann Nah, vantaBeige was co-opted by the Foundation in order to soothe 682 to reduce the number of escape attempts. All we know is it said "this is... okay..."
In the cHustle universe is Paul independently wealthy? I kinda want to believe he owns hundreds of millions of dollars in patents and hangs around with LRR because otherwise he'd been lonely.
I think that in order for him to patent something, it has to not dangerously alter the fabric of existence. Plus it's probably more paperwork than he has the patience for.
Paul actually did break the laws of physics! Wavelengths of 563 nm is closer to light yellowish green, beige is around the 596 nm range, give or take a few nanometers.
Vanta beige actually IS the perfect military development, isn't it? Its ability to calm and make apathetic revolutionizes non-cruel interrogation techniques. Hostiles seeing Vanta Beige would suddenly become ultra chill by its mere presence. Soldiers wearing Vanta Beige would walk unopposed through enemy lines, kill off enemies, and walk out untouched. The rampage of a terrorist in a Vanta Beige shirt would be next to unstoppable. I don't blame the UN for putting a stop to this danger shade.
Surely the soldiers using/wearing Vantabeige would need some kinda of Vanta-proof visor/goggles as looking upon their own uniforms would make them subject to its calming effects or worse the enemy wears reflective clothes and hold mirrors so friendly soldiers are forced to gazed upon their own Vantabeige, in the style of making a gorgon gaze on itself. I'm thinking visors with a high saturation rainbow tie-die filter on it to maximised the counter-beige potential.
I've always loved this episode but in this rewatching I was suddenly struck by how sad I feel for that super dejected mime who walked out looking like all his hopes and dreams were crushed
"I am almost offended that you felt the need to specify that, but I am mostly annoyed because that eliminates about half the things I was going to try." Paul Saunders (Paul Saunders), "Workplace Part 2", _CommodorHUSTLE_, Bionic Trousers Media Inc [ua-cam.com/video/awvWyRYNI_I/v-deo.htmlm25s] I hope I quoted this correctly. One of my new all time favorite quotes of my life. I will be using this later. Thank you.
I love how Feed Dump is the research department for every other narrative show you have, or at least this episode. I didn't see that variation on "Vanta black" coming but I guess no one can.
Headcanon: back when Ian worked for the beige people he smetimes broke into moonbase gamma looking for beige costumes, as seen in the episode "free candy".
:O Continuity error 2:57 Ian gasps at the sight of the Necrobrownicon, but then then it switches to James, he's lax. Then when we go back to Alex he's still gasping.
All props to Paul, but didn't Cam invent an iPhone app that had all the good properties of Vantabeige for much cheaper, except that it was ineffective against Beej? Don't worry Cam, you're still a war criminal to me.
Wait, your rent for an entire office, for an ENTIRE YEAR is ~19k American? That's the same as my apartment in LA. I thought Victoria Island was expensive.
This episode was not realistic at all. I can totally believe the whole Vanta Beige thing, even the brownicon, but $25k for a year worth of rent for a space that big is a blatant disregard for how money works. Either that or Beej is a bad businessman.
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"He's elected a new taupe!"
Is one of the all time great LRR lines.
Tom Magennis yea, when the episode began I thought "Great, more of this" but it was a really good video
I *genuinely* spit out the water I was drinking and started laughing so hard I had to pause the video.
It's my new favourite
Let's be honest. This is the joke that the ENTIRE video was built around.
I think Paul created an SCP.
What amuses me is you seem to think that this is the FIRST time he's done that.
+Andreus I *knew* he created 682! I KNEW IT.
Scott Crawford paul I thought we discussed this......creating super weapons of any kind is not okay.........
Adam Winkelmann godamn invincible gecko
=Adam Winkelmann Nah, vantaBeige was co-opted by the Foundation in order to soothe 682 to reduce the number of escape attempts. All we know is it said "this is... okay..."
In the cHustle universe is Paul independently wealthy? I kinda want to believe he owns hundreds of millions of dollars in patents and hangs around with LRR because otherwise he'd been lonely.
I think that in order for him to patent something, it has to not dangerously alter the fabric of existence. Plus it's probably more paperwork than he has the patience for.
The patent-filing robot is still in early beta.
I support this headcanon and claim it as my own.
Paul's inventions are sort of like the correspondence. If you actually write them on paper, the best outcome is fire.
I think in canon he makes money on webdesign...
Paul actually did break the laws of physics! Wavelengths of 563 nm is closer to light yellowish green, beige is around the 596 nm range, give or take a few nanometers.
I thought beige was a combination of wavelengths, like everything else that isn't ROYGBIV.
"Elected a new tope" was perfection, It got me real good
That didn't click for me until I saw it spelled like that. Thanks.
I lost it at that joke
Even after reading this it took me a second to get the white smoke connection.
"He's elected a new taupe!"
I truly believe that line may be the greatest pun of all time. It's Vantapun!
This was perfectly competent.
No, don't go into the beige. Look away from the pale, somewhat boring light!!!
No, don't go into the beige. Look away from the pale, somewhat boring light!!!
I love the nod about Lockheed Martin not returning Graham’s calls
I presume this is leading up to Ian just working for you in-universe? Cleans up quite competently. Adequate job LRR.
I have concerns about the casually thrown book of demons...
sylenctone eh don't worry about it.
What about the book of passwords?
I love how Paul can weaponize beige. What's next? Atomic pizza? Brownian wave motion guitars? flammable hope?
Oh, flamable hope. I like that one.
Freelancer4tehwin what makes you think he hasn't done that already? i think he has a secret lair were he stores his dangerous inventions......
Logan Armes, I think you just mean "his inventions." I don't think he has any non-dangerous ones.
And then later on they come up with "Hobby" where Paul weaponizes a fuckin flute lol.
Something even better, The Brown noise. Also Google that if you don't know what that is
The Necrobrownicon!
Dregoth 0 why not just use it? It’s fun for the whole family!
Vanta beige actually IS the perfect military development, isn't it? Its ability to calm and make apathetic revolutionizes non-cruel interrogation techniques. Hostiles seeing Vanta Beige would suddenly become ultra chill by its mere presence. Soldiers wearing Vanta Beige would walk unopposed through enemy lines, kill off enemies, and walk out untouched. The rampage of a terrorist in a Vanta Beige shirt would be next to unstoppable. I don't blame the UN for putting a stop to this danger shade.
Surely the soldiers using/wearing Vantabeige would need some kinda of Vanta-proof visor/goggles as looking upon their own uniforms would make them subject to its calming effects or worse the enemy wears reflective clothes and hold mirrors so friendly soldiers are forced to gazed upon their own Vantabeige, in the style of making a gorgon gaze on itself. I'm thinking visors with a high saturation rainbow tie-die filter on it to maximised the counter-beige potential.
Paul invented a way to make a man go neutral.
"What makes a man go...neutral?" "Vantabeige, apparently sir"
If I die, tell my wife "hello".
ghostbirdofprey hello from the biege side!? I must never choose a side?!
I've always loved this episode but in this rewatching I was suddenly struck by how sad I feel for that super dejected mime who walked out looking like all his hopes and dreams were crushed
"I am almost offended that you felt the need to specify that, but I am mostly annoyed because that eliminates about half the things I was going to try." Paul Saunders (Paul Saunders), "Workplace Part 2", _CommodorHUSTLE_, Bionic Trousers Media Inc [ua-cam.com/video/awvWyRYNI_I/v-deo.htmlm25s] I hope I quoted this correctly. One of my new all time favorite quotes of my life. I will be using this later. Thank you.
Beej heard they had money and immediately took that money. Sounds like he's an excellent businessman.
I applaud you guys for making a long story completely devoted to the color beige.
Just when I think I know Cam, he goes and surprises me with his desire for ultimate nefariousness.
I love how Feed Dump is the research department for every other narrative show you have, or at least this episode. I didn't see that variation on "Vanta black" coming but I guess no one can.
H. Bergeron I see what you did there!
I thought this was a CrapShot, then I saw it's 9 min long, was confused, and then realized it's cH. Ah the joy that realization brought me :D
Paul might as well prove p=np with his shenanigans >:(
Wait don't or I'm out of a job.
Happybeam Well, if p is 0.50..
Headcanon: back when Ian worked for the beige people he smetimes broke into moonbase gamma looking for beige costumes, as seen in the episode "free candy".
Sad Ian is terribly distressing!
Great ep as always! I love this show and everything you guys do! :)
This is my... 30th(...?) rewatch, taking a break from DB2018. I just got the 'Elected a New Taupe' joke.
The only problem with these is how long I have to wait between them. You guys are the best.
I think I’m watching these videos in reverse order
Can someone close the door?! We have mimes!
:O Continuity error
2:57 Ian gasps at the sight of the Necrobrownicon, but then then it switches to James, he's lax. Then when we go back to Alex he's still gasping.
Somehow I only just got the "white smoke"/"selected a new taupe" gag. It's hilarious!
It's radiating pure incandescent adequatulence!
A new Qwerpline and CommodoreHustle in the same week? My body can't handle this!
ussalcrab "my body is ready!" - beej
Honestly, I can see how vantabeige could be used as a military weapon, given its hypnotic properties...
Y’all that’s for sure a war crime
Great Paul, now I'll have to come up for a new vanta-colour invention...
James was REAAAALLY excited in this video :P I didn't know someone could love beige THAT much ! lol ;)
Brenden "Beige" Dery had very minor role in the second part of this arc. I have no strong feelings about it either way.
For the record, light at 563 nm is a bright yellow-green.
I swear this channel gets better every video :)
Paintball will never be the same again.
the real "i do not know beige" or je ne sais beige
laughed out loud at vanta beige nice one.
New hustle day is the best, most beige of days
I knew that that was coming when Paul said he had some recipes :-)
I JUST got ‘he’s selected a new Taupe’ and I’m dying
Wait wait wait, I want to hear more about this offer Ian got to shoe bats.
Yeah ! Once again a Hustle... Thankfully
Nice ending for a 2-parter
Beej brings infinite joy to my heart
Yay the wait is over
Holy shit, that hat is perfect Kathleen.
Remember, there may be better sources of comedy, but they don't have this hat.
"he's elected the new taupe!"
Thank the gods it's finally here!
All props to Paul, but didn't Cam invent an iPhone app that had all the good properties of Vantabeige for much cheaper, except that it was ineffective against Beej?
Don't worry Cam, you're still a war criminal to me.
So very good. This is amazing.
What makes a good man go beige? Lust for gold? Power? Or were you
just born with a heart full of neutrality?
non ofyabeeswax so Switzerland.....
Beej: "Hey, uh, Crew.... tomorrow's already the 10th...."
I'm assuming this was in aid of making Ian a part of LRR in the CH universe?
Cool video!
"nahh paits real thick dude"
the weapon part 4 is not a crapshot!!
I mean, Beej obtained 25000 and all he did was eat ice cream. I'd say thats a good business day
Well, he owns the building, at least in the CH-verse.
Sounds like a good business move to me
Beej and Alex are my spirit animals
To be fair the mime did talk, that counts as a fail in my book.
Huh, this was a pretty accurate depiction of how a real "Post Scarcity Utopian Society" would work, well, in Beige flavor.
A Paul. A true kindred spirit... Of madness... XD
I'm so happy! A new cHustle.
"It's just beige, James..."
xD
I see 12 people need to look at the lasers of understanding.
I still want to know what Alex and Beej ran off to do.
i feel ok for watchin this
is it just me, or was the camera strangely wobbly while they were in the Friend zone?
Today I just got the white smoke joke.
are you guys still doing the "Friday Night's" magic thing?
Wait, your rent for an entire office, for an ENTIRE YEAR is ~19k American? That's the same as my apartment in LA. I thought Victoria Island was expensive.
Loved the episode, but camera on this was very shaky.
Wait, when did the Crew get the Necro-Brown-icon and why did they give it to ALEX?!
Alex probably wrote it in a fevered dream one day.
They are wearing a lot of beige.
YAY commodoreHUSTLE
The Fixer is back
The camera felt very shaky during the couch-scene.
And now Anish Kapoor AND Stuart Semple are going to be feuding with Paul.
Paul made an SCP
How many SCP's have Paul made now?
Critterbot you don't wanna know.....just don't worry about it.
So why is Ian still not in the opening credits?
A+ effects work on Vantabeige.
EuroBeej when tho?
I am actually curious what shade of beige paint that is. Or is it just a matte beige from a tube?
I think it's green paint.
It most certainly is green paint. They probably still had left-overs from Desert Bus 9.
DON'T BULLY THE MIME
I love Beej
vanta-beige!
Vantablack reference?
But, which artist has exclusive rights to use Vantabeige in their artwork?
It was okay.
*sees video*
*clicks like without watching*
THEY SOLVED BEIGE. WHY.
Do Canadians use Resumé or CV?
mohair nanotubes 😂
563 nm is kinda like Hi-Viz green, tho
dank memez can be *B E I G E*
New Hustle! Happy Birthday to me!
This episode was not realistic at all. I can totally believe the whole Vanta Beige thing, even the brownicon, but $25k for a year worth of rent for a space that big is a blatant disregard for how money works. Either that or Beej is a bad businessman.