the first olympics was 776 BCE. it’s probably hard to remember exact years when you’ve been around that long, but it’s impressive that he was that close. kudos, dumpster wizard.
Not only that, but discus was introduced to the games with the first Olympic pentathalon in 708 BCE, so the Dumpster Wizard was only about 100 years off. Socrates wasn't "canceled," aka sentenced to death, until 399 BCE, tho, so about 200 years off on that one, making for about 300 years between the two events. Pretty impressive all the same, tho, especially for being put on the spot like that
@@seansilence2697 Well Pankration is more accurately an ancient Roman sport that's like a mixture of boxing and wrestling. I know this solely because of Virtua Fighter's Jeffrey McWild.
The dumpster wizard seems like a time traveler that travels throughout a multiverse and gets confused with the different realities he has traveled to and confuses them with the one he curently in.
This actually had me dying. Ian’s acting was great these two are a great combo always. Only reason I stsrted watching this channel was the Ian Shane combo had me weak.
I don't think it has ever been just them two in a video before. They work best as a trio with Courtney or Damien, though their duo power is strong too.
And from a quick Google, it takes 225-250 million years for the Milky Way to revolve around the center of the galaxy. So 450-500 million years old is accurate lol
@@antonrnik yea but like that's the main point of a interview videos like this to not break character, plus we only see what makes the cut im sure there's plenty of stuff that doesn't where he is.
I love the fact that sometimes Shayne breaks character a little bit for just a few seconds. It just shows how much he likes playing the dumpster wizard
*_Maybe happiness is when you just lay down and just makes you "Woo" . Maybe happiness is just when you accept that none of it makes sense and that's the point_* *Dumpster Wizard,2021*
"Maybe happiness is when you lay down and just go 'woo'. Maybe happiness is when you just kind of accept that none of it makes sense and that's the point." We need a Boneless style t-shirt with this on it.
Shayne, I know you don't usually read the comments, but damn your performance was on point today! 😅 And seeing Ian do an awkward interview again brought back some good memories
i feel like this would go perfect on the main channel, where Ian interviews the characters the crew made up and just give more backstory on them....kind of like how Anthony does it in his channel (im not saying they should completely copy the same things anthony does on his own channel, i just feel like these type of interview-style videos run more on the sketch channel)
Everyone's talking about Shayne's character but what about Ian's? You could see how hard he was trying not to laugh. I could barely keep a straight face throughout this video.
the first olympics was 776 BCE. it’s probably hard to remember exact years when you’ve been around that long, but it’s impressive that he was that close. kudos, dumpster wizard.
Well he’s been around the milky way twice apparently, so he’s approximately 500 million years old
Not only that, but discus was introduced to the games with the first Olympic pentathalon in 708 BCE, so the Dumpster Wizard was only about 100 years off. Socrates wasn't "canceled," aka sentenced to death, until 399 BCE, tho, so about 200 years off on that one, making for about 300 years between the two events. Pretty impressive all the same, tho, especially for being put on the spot like that
I'm impressed that Shayne knew what Pankration is
@@seansilence2697 Well Pankration is more accurately an ancient Roman sport that's like a mixture of boxing and wrestling.
I know this solely because of Virtua Fighter's Jeffrey McWild.
Excellently appropriate use of kudos.
The dumpster wizard seems like a time traveler that travels throughout a multiverse and gets confused with the different realities he has traveled to and confuses them with the one he curently in.
I feel like time traveling may have messed him up or he's seen some shit
This makes a LOT more sense than him being roughly 500 million years old, lol.
The Dumpster Wizard is a Joker alter-ego.
I was literally thinking this
And in all that time, he never heard of Migos
Dang, this character looks like it takes a year off of Shayne's life every time he does it.
That’s just the wig
A fair price to pay
Hey! I love your impression vids!!!
If y’all ever do some more Script Not Found content, I’d say get all of the Smosh crew in at some point. Those episodes would be hella fun
@@kamccomb16 That'd be amazing. We're definitely working on re-vamping our show!
The fact that Shayne didn't fucking lose it on some of these responses is insane to me
"Maybe happiness is when you just kind of accept that none of it makes sense, and that's the point." The deepest thing Shayne said on accident.
“Are fruits just a tree’s ballsack?"
Dumpster Wizard do be asking the real questions doe
They form from the ovaries, so close enough.
thanks, Kim Jong-un
I wonder how Shayne’s face feels like after doing this Dumpster Wizard character lol
Lol I was thinking the same thing
“The world will never know”
Childhood owl
Pain
shayne isnt in this video. its dumpster wizard and ian. did you even watch it LOLOL
My guess is that he feels like he just did the dumpster wizard face.
I don’t know why but I started howling with laughter at “Gatorade or Powerade?””Probably soup!…. Is this that?”
This actually had me dying. Ian’s acting was great these two are a great combo always. Only reason I stsrted watching this channel was the Ian Shane combo had me weak.
Ian Shayne combo is so underrated honestly. Both of them play off each other so well.
I don't think it has ever been just them two in a video before. They work best as a trio with Courtney or Damien, though their duo power is strong too.
What Ian doesn't realize is that when he reaches this age, the Smosh squad will treat him exactly like this.
I don't think that Ian will ever reach 500 million years old lol
@@AceofDiamonds07 wdym the dumpster is wizard is clearly 2 according to himself
@@name4379 2 rotations of the Milky Way around the center of the universe. 6:30
And from a quick Google, it takes 225-250 million years for the Milky Way to revolve around the center of the galaxy.
So 450-500 million years old is accurate lol
@@vision4860 I certainly learned something today
Really impressed shayne only broke character once during this. If this were the chosen it would be dozens
Definitely.
Would still love to see The Chosen though
maybe it's just me but he's been a lot less emotion-showing lately, haven't seen him laugh much in videos and stuff :/
@@antonrnik yea but like that's the main point of a interview videos like this to not break character, plus we only see what makes the cut im sure there's plenty of stuff that doesn't where he is.
I mean, the chosen IS funnier
“That’s what the founding father’s heard when they signed”
When they all nearly broke character 😂🤣
"And Everybody Loves Raymond! I was the guy who didn't love him!"
Choked on my air at that one.
Everybody hates chris
I love the fact that sometimes Shayne breaks character a little bit for just a few seconds. It just shows how much he likes playing the dumpster wizard
1000% Ian’s interview voice is also his “babysitting a small child” voice, right?
not have given to the child. 😶🙂😎😃
8 bots and wow
@@Lu-bt4pn Yeah, I've never seen so many bots before under one comment.
Finally dumpster wizard getting the recognition he deserves
Edit: thx for all the likes
Yes it’s about time
I was going to say the same! Dumpster Wizard saved smosh and deserves fame
@@pvic6959 that's a tad extreme don't you think
@@SnoipaH999 (exaggeration and jokes lol)
Do the chosen next
I have to say, this is Ian's naturally funny element. He is hilarious here and it feels so much more organic than when he's on tntl
Yeah! he's more for chill things. I hope to see him on a podcast on his own in the future.
The Sassy Leg General would be a good Diving Deep episode idea.
Surely Brianna Boho has to be nexed?
Love the sassy leg general
im a big fan of this concept potentially characters could interview eachother at some point too
Is it just me or does Ian’s hair look incredible?
Like, I KNOW it's just Shayne playing a character, but sometimes, for brief moments, I legitimately forget Dumpster Wizard isn't real.
wizard: the year was 600 bc, socrates had just been canceled.
ian: so speaking of wrestling...
Once upon a time there was 😅😄😃🤣😂😁😀
woman is snoring!🥇🏅🏆🎖🧘♂️🧘♀️🧗♂️
well that she would never wear 🤨😙😉😁
Wooow 8 bots in a row lmao
I held pretty strong until "I had an Irish Wolfhound named Peeve" 😂😂 That got me.
"20% of what I said was the truth."
A standard to live by truly.
Was that part a lie?
"I've got a team of lawyers and their all frogs" has got to be one of my favorite sentences I've ever heard.
He should go on Anthony Padilla’s channel for an interview
Separate interviews as his different characters
I spent a day with the dumpster wizard
I Spent a Day With Shayne Topp Characters
please question The Chosen next!!
Okay now I need an eat it or yeet it episode with the dumpster wizard, boneless, the burger man and other tntl/pit characters!
Please have Barb Ross and Dumpster Wizard in a sketch together
I really love Ian's hair. Shayne called him Rhett once, but he had Link's hair now.
Ian snapping his finger at the dumpster wizard like he was a dog made me loose it 😂
"I like to let it melt down, get back to room temp, see it how it used to be" killed me for some reason lmao
“Migos? Is that a muppet?”
Close, Mr. Wizard. It’s a group of muppets.
"Do i look like a Muppet?"
As a fellow immortal being, Dumpster Wizard and I share an expansive wealth of knowledge
we must stick together, only we can save the planet
Yes but unlike you he can poop so he has weakness
@@boreman_rides *advantage
I'd love to see Damien do the character that always makes Shayne laugh and Shayne has to interview him!
"Migos? Is that a muppet?!?" Killed me
"You just listed two kinds of salads!" Sent me to the afterlife
The first three notes of “The More You Know” music is all that was needed
Ian has a fantastic vibe today. Great calm energy for an infamous guest.
7:23 Ian just sounds so wholesome I love his voice
Shayne deserves major props for staying in character for the entire show 👏👏👏
It is so nice to see the Dumpster Wizard again. He’s absolutely one of my favorite characters.
Ian’s ability to keep a straight face is great
This video makes me really admire Shayne's talent.
Ian's so non reactive. He was the perfect person to do this interview
*_Maybe happiness is when you just lay down and just makes you "Woo" . Maybe happiness is just when you accept that none of it makes sense and that's the point_* *Dumpster Wizard,2021*
I gotta say, Ian was amazing in this. Complimented Shayne's improv and bits perfectly
I really wanted Shayne, at the end, to just drink the whole glass of water and then put it down and just stare at Ian.
"thats what the founding fathers heard when they signed..." -dumpster wizard, 5th of August 2021
Such an emotional quote **sniff**
"Anyone is capable!"
"I can look it up-"
"Mmm, don't."
my favourite bit
If you ever have trouble being a DM during a D&D session just ask yourself: "what would The Dumpster wizard do?".
Shayne is so good at improv. I adore him
ians seriousness and shaynes weirdness combined is so good
Dude I love Ian so much.
I love this character and how Shayne keeps it. 😂😂😂😂😂❤️❤️👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
I wonder if Shayne's face hurts from holding that look for so long, my face hurts from laughing and smiling so much!
"Maybe happiness is when you lay down and just go 'woo'. Maybe happiness is when you just kind of accept that none of it makes sense and that's the point."
We need a Boneless style t-shirt with this on it.
I loved his meaning of life rant omg, I know it was a jokes but man it did something to me
I wish Dumpster Wizard and The Chosen could meet, it would be epic.
I need that.
I was extraordinarily upset with the fact that there was no, "So you're looking to enter... Eh?"
"Pretty bold of you to film this in an abandoned sears" Never have I laughed this hard in my life.
13:15 i was literally laughing for like 5 minutes straight omg
This is one of Shayne’s best performances. I was dying of laughter 😆😆
This was great. The Dumpster Wizard is a gem. Ian’s reaction just made this better.
We need more interviews! Do boneless next! Also, I'm putting DW in my next d&d campaign as a bard.
I'll give my entire Yugioh collection for you to do this with the Chosen.
Ian was f... Awesome in this video, and good job Shane
Shayne is such a legend!😂🙌
ian looks GOOD
Is it just me or did I hear Sarah's laugh in the background??
This is amazingI'm so glad they did this. Shayne looking into Ian's camera had me dying and the question about what his favorite pizza place
Shayne, I know you don't usually read the comments, but damn your performance was on point today! 😅
And seeing Ian do an awkward interview again brought back some good memories
This was hilarious. I'd absolutely adore an interview with Courtneys Boneless character or Damiens Burger Man.
Omg please do more of these.
Can we give Ian props for giving us the best deadpan with these interview questions?
I really want to see Damien's Randall on this show
Or Augustus 😀
I cant stop watching this over and over 😂😂😂😂😂
Test Dumpster Wizard's magic skills, maybe a MTG video?
Shayne is a man of focus, commitment and sheer fucking will for holding that facial expression for an entire 20 minute video god damn
Omg I'm dying already at the intro, dumpster wizard might honestly be my favorite Shayne character and that's saying a lot
Earlier in the day, I was trying to do a Dumpster Wizard Impression and I was failing miserably but this is just so funny
i feel like this would go perfect on the main channel, where Ian interviews the characters the crew made up and just give more backstory on them....kind of like how Anthony does it in his channel (im not saying they should completely copy the same things anthony does on his own channel, i just feel like these type of interview-style videos run more on the sketch channel)
I’m honestly impressed with how easy it is for shayne to sound like an old man 😂
"Maybe happiness is when you kind of accept that none of it makes sense. And that's the point."
That was... unexpectedly deep.
This is a really weird episode of "I spent a day with", maybe cause Anthony isn't wearing his rings.
i was thinking they did this as a parody of that
This is my favorite video on smosh pit now
this is so good i forget how good it is sometimes it makes me cry laughing fr
I love this so much. Dumpster Wizard is my favorite. I love how Ian just looks so done. Lol. He should do one with Brianna Boho
I love when Ian almost cracks up and then catches himself
if this is a reoccurring thing, then do one of Damien's characters. It would be really funny to do the one that always makes Shayne laugh.
I need more Dumpster Wizard content and merchandise!!!!
I wonder how many times they actually had to edit out Shayne’s giggling character breaks. 😂
Ian: "What about Golden Girls?"
Dumpster Wizard: "I totally smashed Dorothy!"
That's how I envisioned that to end.
*smoshed* Dorothy
^_^
BRO "fruit is just a trees' ballsack" ABSOLUTELY KILLED ME THATS WISE AS FUCK
I like how everything Shayne said didn’t even faze Ian, like he didn’t even crack a smile... HOW?!!?
the 7:52 did manage to make him hold back a laugh
Alright I’m sold on this series. We need briana boho, burger man, sassy leg infantry leader. All of them
Please and thank you for more of these
Would love to see this with Damien's prince with big ears character from TNTL
The Prince of Uwu would make a VERY interesting interview
Everyone's talking about Shayne's character but what about Ian's? You could see how hard he was trying not to laugh. I could barely keep a straight face throughout this video.
Please do a “THE CHOSEN” interview!!!
Shane going all in for smosh even though this looks painful 😳