"Why was there ever a screen AND a button? Now the screen is the button? Or is the screen NOT the button? I dont know!" "We have a screen so lets look at the fucking screen. See? No buttons."
They made our characters on Gta4 online talk but only 2 sentences so hope we can make a custom dialogue and let them speak 😁 knowing rockstar would do something about it 😁
@@spartacussmith7070 No, it would look weird. Imagine every online character having the same voice. At least in Red Dead Online they laugh, grunt and scream.
I am so glad we have characters who are not dealing with midlife crisis having trouble to fit in on this generation. I love the characters, I love the heist and I love it when you get to do this solo finally, I’d like to see more of this in the future and of course mainly GTA 6 as well.
Would be great if it wasn't fucking expensive... I love my 70$ game with Pay2Win mechanics and an online casino that adds content that amounts to more than the price of the base game. I also love being a legitimate level 250+ from the start that had about less than a million the last time he played, which is not nearly enough to get anything from the new stuff. Pavel is the best thing out of this DLC as well
I mean this dlc alone made me jump from barely being able to maintain a million to now being at 30 million and maintaining it. And honestly I wouldn't even call it pay 2 win because in this game even if you pay you still get dogshit so there isn't much of a win there.
@@Sintacoss The moment a game introduces paid shortcuts that people can just whale on and get all the crazy items in a multiplayer game then it becomes Pay 2 Win. Not to mention you can upgrade your weapons buy buying a specific expensive property and vehicle that allows you to add explosive rounds, thermal scopes and more. Then there is also the fact that you can instantly eliminate other players by paying more to use the orbital strike. It is Pay 2 Win and a lot of it is designed to make you spend money.
GTA 5 isn't 70 dollars nor is it pay to win. Its extremely easy to make money in the game. No one even buys shark cards because its so easy to make money
@@Mikeormaybenotmike Trevor is mental unstable and Johnny in meth addiction meaning Johnny is not the same as before as Trevor with his mental making him killing Johnny
I dread to ask this question; but how much does the Submarine cost? Especially when the highest quality Yacht costs $8mil. 🤔 Also; just gonna say that it's a missed opportunity that they didn't bring back Yusuf from Ballad Of Gay Tony back... I mean, Subway cars, gold helicopters, an APC; a submarine would be up his alley.
@@AFGuidesHD Oh cool. Seems in my price range then. So I take it you can't call your vehicles in then? Looks like I'm gonna need that upgrade then but as you say, it's worth it; saves swimming all the way. :-) Not gonna lie after seeing your video; the roads on the island and such; I'm getting strong Guarma from RDR2 vibes... Just modernized. Must be nice to get outta the city after 7 years. 😂😂😂
Consistently, through the years whenever I look up shit like this... The damn dialogue always gets cut off, at some point or another...people are so impatient!! This is an unfortunate reality, and it really sucks! Oh-well...Thanks for posting anyways! It's more than I'll ever do...
GTA Online has jumped ahead of the Main Story now it happened a couple years ago so Trevor would of returned her already! Trust me I beat GTA 5 like 6 times lol the story is hard to understand if you don't know much about conspiracies and the way our world really works! Let's just say Devin Weston was a foreign agent working for the people Occupying Palestine that's how they afford to run there country.. besides the billions America's government just gives away to em too!
A whole 40 minute's, most of which you can't skip This DLC isn't a game it's a movie A bad movie, idk if it's just my current mood or extreme disappointment but this update is annoying af, too many long umskippable cutscenes, the submarine guy never stops talking even when you're trying to listen to your radio, etc it's annoying at why do they bother. They're not important and they're not interesting Now Cyberpunk did cinematic scenes well, maybe Rockstar should learn them but GTA is dated and we need 6 already I'm done with this game
Pavel is 100% a better DLC character than anybody else. He never calls, he’s hilarious, and he actually respects the online character. Lester or anybody else on the other hand flood your phone with worthless drabble and don’t make you feel like you’re actually the boss of the entire operation.
Pavel is just as annoying as Lester, he never shuts his fucking mouth during setups and heists, he always says the same bullshit and he's just plain unfunny after the first two times, Lester was a great character in story and the heists update but they turned him into a fax machine in the Diamond Casino Heist
@@Nakarotto1 you can consistently score between 1.1m and 1.6m in each solo run without potentially getting bogged down by a second player screwing up, and very few of the mandatory setups really benefit from having 2 people running them, so I think it's more profitable to run it solo. Unless gold pays _that_ much more than cocaine, or you split the take unevenly, which still leaves the issue of a second player being bad
@@Luey_Luey I definitely enjoy not having to worry about randoms messed things up in the finale. Plus, it is much easier to blame myself for the mistakes that I made.
0:00 Meeting Miguel Madrazo 4:48 Entering the Kosatka for the first time 8:35 Flying to Cayo Perico 14:13 Driving El Rubio and Dave to the party 15:55 The party 19:43 Sneaking to El Rubio's compound 21:32 Hacking into the cameras 24:13 Returning to Los Santos 31:23 Miguel visits Pavel and the player before starting the heist 33:56 The heist 36:15 Delivering the files to Miguel Prep missions 26:01 Stealing unmarked weapons 26:46 Stealing the safe code (If primary target is Madrazo files or bearer bonds) 29:28 Stealing the fingerprint cloner Enjoy :D
32:30 when Mini Madrazo says about getting the files, he gives kind of a knowing sideglance to Pavel when he says "by any means necessary", which leads me to assume on of two things: 1.) He wants Pavel to make sure we don't turn on Madrazo and extort him with the files or something 2.) He is implying to absolutely nuke the island into oblivion if the heist fails. And here I was wondering why Madrazo said we were going to need a submarine
the Kosakta is not loaded with nuclear missiles and a nuclear reactor explosion can never come close to a nuke so i don't think that's what he meant, i think he's telling Pavel to finish the job regardless of what happens to the online character it also could be generic corporate bad guy speech since Mini Madrazo is very big on making himself look like a young CEO/cartel boss
31:24 best part of the whole dlc
“Like tuna fish”
"Why was there ever a screen AND a button? Now the screen is the button? Or is the screen NOT the button? I dont know!"
"We have a screen so lets look at the fucking screen. See? No buttons."
@@vadenummela9353 " so what do we know" the button is a screen or not
The button part had me laughing. Remind me of old people talking about the screen and the button lol
@@vadenummela9353 Ice mike
6:21 *”touch this , and we all die.”* So are you telling me this single button launches fifty 80 megaton nuclear missiles?
Well... only if you pay 5 million bucks.
@@alfarhood4774 *D E A L.*
@@alfarhood4774 that or sell a bugged yet priced car.
Probably scuttles the sub.
It's either the scuttle or the self destruct they had in doomsday because some how the typhoon sub and the delta 3 sub have the same interiors
I just realized they made a lot of characters talk in this dlc
I just hope that we can talk in GTA 6
Everyone but us🙄
They made our characters on Gta4 online talk but only 2 sentences so hope we can make a custom dialogue and let them speak 😁 knowing rockstar would do something about it 😁
@@spartacussmith7070 No, it would look weird. Imagine every online character having the same voice.
At least in Red Dead Online they laugh, grunt and scream.
Imagine just like having a pitch slider for your voice like in the sims, still some customization. And then just pre-done voice lines
14:00 I love el rubio shaking hands with the one person that will make his life a living hell lmao
"Floods the boat"
- Pavel, 2020
I am so glad we have characters who are not dealing with midlife crisis having trouble to fit in on this generation. I love the characters, I love the heist and I love it when you get to do this solo finally, I’d like to see more of this in the future and of course mainly GTA 6 as well.
My pet rabbit: *wanders to the router while chillin freely around the house*
Kid me trying to explain to him while pointing at a LAN cable:
6:21
32:25 & 33:36 are my favorite lines from this wonderful man
My god😂
Floods the boat (o_o)
“Floods the boat....”
“oh okay...”
The way he said that so subtly had me laughing and crying 😂
for me it is 31:23 i laughed so hard at it
Then you dont know 21:50
Pavel the best character in gta online...
18:49 “lets go f**king large”
18:55 radio silence because you can’t play copyrighted music
That part was awkward af xD
21:50 "do not trust german with Panther" omg i laughed so hard😂
8:35 if you want to remind yourself of Dr Dre's phone issues
Cyberpunk 2077 looks insane!
@@oohpaarjan4685 he's talking about cyberpunk 2077 the game on PC ps5 ps4 and xbox
@@oohpaarjan4685 its a joke smartass
@@oohpaarjan4685 r/whoosh
@@oohpaarjan4685 hes making a joke about the graphics of cyberpunk on consoles
@@oohpaarjan4685 cyberpunk is broke ye ye ass game
9:57 anyone who owns a nightclub will understand
With solomun😂😭
Yeah that was a headache
“I’m a DJ… not a fukking pilot”
11:13
Me: driving the smuggler plane
My friends in the back:
Not the smuggler plane, get something like the jet used there.
11:07 gotta love GTA Online griefers with blowing up
10:24 His ringtone is Edge of Seventeen which doesn't appear at all in GTA V but appears in GTA IV
19:11
Seems like pavel forgot it was kapitan
kapitan
@@Zyl-4z hi Pavel
Pavel alone made this a million times better than it would've been without him
Damm almost the whole video i was just staring at your character😂
Essa foto do Trevor com a Patrícia no final é foda
This would be such a good movie
GTA 5 the movie: Dierected by el Rubio to make back all the money he lost
11:00 rip Pavel
Imagine a narcos style into for this heist
22:01
"show him what a big fucking man you are"
Who else hasn’t actually gone into the new club since starting the heist
Me
33:47 tryhards literally every day
Terroriser was not kidding when he said "There were no files i was just joshing".
1:14 For me only shows a black screen
Are you from a Muslim/Buddhist country?
@@ne.1569 brazil
16:19 Poor Scott Storch. This is the first real life artist who got disrespected in GTA.
Best part of the DLC is that our characters finally learn how to grab things with two handsXD
*Touch this….and we all die* the way he casually says it gets me every time 😂
Would be great if it wasn't fucking expensive... I love my 70$ game with Pay2Win mechanics and an online casino that adds content that amounts to more than the price of the base game. I also love being a legitimate level 250+ from the start that had about less than a million the last time he played, which is not nearly enough to get anything from the new stuff. Pavel is the best thing out of this DLC as well
I mean this dlc alone made me jump from barely being able to maintain a million to now being at 30 million and maintaining it. And honestly I wouldn't even call it pay 2 win because in this game even if you pay you still get dogshit so there isn't much of a win there.
@@Sintacoss The moment a game introduces paid shortcuts that people can just whale on and get all the crazy items in a multiplayer game then it becomes Pay 2 Win. Not to mention you can upgrade your weapons buy buying a specific expensive property and vehicle that allows you to add explosive rounds, thermal scopes and more. Then there is also the fact that you can instantly eliminate other players by paying more to use the orbital strike. It is Pay 2 Win and a lot of it is designed to make you spend money.
GTA 5 isn't 70 dollars nor is it pay to win. Its extremely easy to make money in the game. No one even buys shark cards because its so easy to make money
I miss playing as Trevor in Gta 5 and i hope that we at least get to see him in Gta 6 when it comes out 39:17
The protag to 6 stomps his brains out bringing it full circle.
@@Mikeormaybenotmike Trevor is mental unstable and Johnny in meth addiction meaning Johnny is not the same as before as Trevor with his mental making him killing Johnny
35:09 you blow up the gate
36:00 you open the gate that previously was blown up with a button.
WHAT THE F** JUST HAPPENED!?
😂
11:05 your sub has been destroyed.
11:00 F in chat
B U B B L E S
33:38
me every time i think about toxic griefers
I love it when u argument like a complete normal person and they argument like babys with
half an IQ
"Touch this and we all die" and "Ladies, we r just getting starteeeeed" is the best and
Damn i like when Miguel says "Privet, Bro"
The Keinemusik lines sound so phoned in.
17:00 When you say tell Rockstar that you will mod money if they don't lower the update prices
As a british person I understand everything british dave says
Give me your character settings. Plzz from Iraq love you 🌹🌹
I dread to ask this question; but how much does the Submarine cost? Especially when the highest quality Yacht costs $8mil. 🤔
Also; just gonna say that it's a missed opportunity that they didn't bring back Yusuf from Ballad Of Gay Tony back... I mean, Subway cars, gold helicopters, an APC; a submarine would be up his alley.
9mil with all of the equipment
@@ihavewaited90daystochangem51 Christ. 🤔 But I was expecting worse, I was expecting something like 12mil. 😂😂😂
2 million for it, but you defo need the 2m helicopter upgrade unless you want to swim to shore every time you need to do stuff
@@AFGuidesHD Oh cool. Seems in my price range then. So I take it you can't call your vehicles in then? Looks like I'm gonna need that upgrade then but as you say, it's worth it; saves swimming all the way. :-)
Not gonna lie after seeing your video; the roads on the island and such; I'm getting strong Guarma from RDR2 vibes... Just modernized. Must be nice to get outta the city after 7 years. 😂😂😂
There's an APC in the game for a long time ago
the playing character looks really hot
the Oompa Loompa of the russian submarine
The picture at the end is fantastic
Man I... didn't need to see that picture.
Thank goodness it was being burned then!
After having a little peek on futa and shemale hentai, this shit's baby material.
The ending is perfect if you played the story mode
Player character: 'i fucking hate you all'
My God. Best Line Ever lmao
36:47 is this Evan from tbogt?
20:35 could be hinting vlad from gta 4 but idk
11:15 cringe without music
11:00 *your kosatka has been destroyed*
25:54 lmfao
13:28 what he sayin'
"you told me not to"
@@AFGuidesHDthanks
18:57 Sick party
your gta online character looks like Amanda lol
Consistently, through the years whenever I look up shit like this...
The damn dialogue always gets cut off, at some point or another...people are so impatient!!
This is an unfortunate reality, and it really sucks!
Oh-well...Thanks for posting anyways! It's more than I'll ever do...
when me mate gets d cutscene i dont
32:57 lmao
guy makes me laugh
What to close the app to keep the mission
Patricia?!?!?! Tf
The heist was so amazing
Hmmm miguel is t+m son?😂(jokes)
The next gta needs to be in Russia
When you can't play GTA so your stuck playing gangsta crime shootout
What’s that on?
So weird without the music
Nobody mentions Dr.Dre ........ sadge
The game became full of too many useless swearing and too many hipsters.
That's Californians
Kapitan
Does anyone know the name of the song when you take a shot with mini madrazo
What the F man 🤣🤣🤣 patricia with trevor? When did this happen ? 🤣🤣 did gta 6 protagonist will trevor kids? 🤣🤣
gta 5 story
GTA Online has jumped ahead of the Main Story now it happened a couple years ago so Trevor would of returned her already! Trust me I beat GTA 5 like 6 times lol the story is hard to understand if you don't know much about conspiracies and the way our world really works! Let's just say Devin Weston was a foreign agent working for the people Occupying Palestine that's how they afford to run there country.. besides the billions America's government just gives away to em too!
KAPITAN
damn
I came back from a vanossgaming video after finding nogla's 2 brothers ahhahaa
A whole 40 minute's, most of which you can't skip
This DLC isn't a game it's a movie
A bad movie, idk if it's just my current mood or extreme disappointment but this update is annoying af, too many long umskippable cutscenes, the submarine guy never stops talking even when you're trying to listen to your radio, etc it's annoying at why do they bother. They're not important and they're not interesting
Now Cyberpunk did cinematic scenes well, maybe Rockstar should learn them but GTA is dated and we need 6 already I'm done with this game
Yeah, cyberpunk the best game of all time
Too bad the majority of CP2077 is pure rubbish.
Pavel is 100% a better DLC character than anybody else. He never calls, he’s hilarious, and he actually respects the online character. Lester or anybody else on the other hand flood your phone with worthless drabble and don’t make you feel like you’re actually the boss of the entire operation.
Pavel is just as annoying as Lester, he never shuts his fucking mouth during setups and heists, he always says the same bullshit and he's just plain unfunny after the first two times, Lester was a great character in story and the heists update but they turned him into a fax machine in the Diamond Casino Heist
1:15
Fun fact: you can create the same exact character
I wanna do that just so I can play that cutscene, it’d fit in perfectly
The reflection has no hat 💀
25:49 you gotta love gta online
@Cardboard Cape trying to get the build up ready bozo
@@shuffleit7771 chill
@Shuffle It chill
Well it's always a roll of dice with mk2
@@shuffleit7771 you think you are slick? Chill
33:35 that was the best thing Pavel said
Hahahaha yes!! Pavel no have a good times when he was young, for the War.
Sad thing is that's true what pavel said
32:25
“Floods the boat....”
“oh okay...”
The way pavel said that so subtly had me laughing and crying 😂
For me it’s MM’s “well sh*t I guess I should stay far away from this thing” tone
31:22 boomers trying to figure out how a phone works
33:35 my generation's reaction to the morons who call us boomers
Huh finally a dlc where it doesn’t require 2 or 4 players
Yep. But the drawback is that payout is lessen. Not saying you wouldn't get a lot of money. Just that more players means the payout is increased.
It also doesn't end if someone leaves
@@Nakarotto1 you can consistently score between 1.1m and 1.6m in each solo run without potentially getting bogged down by a second player screwing up, and very few of the mandatory setups really benefit from having 2 people running them, so I think it's more profitable to run it solo. Unless gold pays _that_ much more than cocaine, or you split the take unevenly, which still leaves the issue of a second player being bad
@@Luey_Luey I definitely enjoy not having to worry about randoms messed things up in the finale. Plus, it is much easier to blame myself for the mistakes that I made.
@@Luey_Luey facts
33:36 when the day 1 players stand on top of their Maze bank office looking at all of the new players
That be me when I used to gunrun, and I saw a flying oppressor bike coming in my direction
My dad warning me about the light inside the car: 6:21
Best comment by far 😂😂🤣🤣
U win
38:48 We all know what he just saw
Im dumb what did he see
@@bigdubz1140 39:17
@@bigdubz1140 nudes from trevor
Trevor frickin miguel's mom lol
But in the game files Trevor and Michael kidnap her and maybe Stockholm syndrome or something but the mission was deleted
11:02
The sub was destroyed
Players with the flying bike are sus
when the imposter is sus!
Everytime the sub is destroyed Pavel dies... *sad cheeki breeki noises*
usually jets surprisingly
10:46 best part lolol
0:00 Meeting Miguel Madrazo
4:48 Entering the Kosatka for the first time
8:35 Flying to Cayo Perico
14:13 Driving El Rubio and Dave to the party
15:55 The party
19:43 Sneaking to El Rubio's compound
21:32 Hacking into the cameras
24:13 Returning to Los Santos
31:23 Miguel visits Pavel and the player before starting the heist
33:56 The heist
36:15 Delivering the files to Miguel
Prep missions
26:01 Stealing unmarked weapons
26:46 Stealing the safe code (If primary target is Madrazo files or bearer bonds)
29:28 Stealing the fingerprint cloner
Enjoy :D
For some reason that Russian sub introduction scene feels very high quality and everything else feels like generic GTA V
Wait, what do you mean?! Time stamp, please! Please reply to me!
@@generalgta3528 5:04
@@uncleleo6706 But what's so special about it?! Please reply to me!
@@generalgta3528 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I’m just here to deliver a time stamp, I’m not sure why this dude says it feels so high quality.
@@generalgta3528 it just seems like every other generic cutscene.
16:52 is that eminem in the background???
true it looks like him but not in 2020 maybe like 2018
Shame its not would make sense having the producer of after math and dr dre dj pooh
Nope it’s Scott stoarch
@@_anterix_2953 no hes talking about at the dj booth
10:20 when i heard that edge of seventeen I fell down from my chair
Every one talkin about Dr. Dre’s cameo but no one talking about queen Stevie Nicks’ cameo😔
@@andresperez965 whoever the hell that is, Dre’s cameo was revolutionary. People can’t, PEOPLE WON’T stop talking about Dre’a appearance.
10:10 oh look it’s Dr Dre 😃
Yessir and shout out to jimmy Ivoine and dj Pooh
Lol fr I was like wait that's dr and pooh 🤣
32:30 when Mini Madrazo says about getting the files, he gives kind of a knowing sideglance to Pavel when he says "by any means necessary", which leads me to assume on of two things:
1.) He wants Pavel to make sure we don't turn on Madrazo and extort him with the files or something
2.) He is implying to absolutely nuke the island into oblivion if the heist fails.
And here I was wondering why Madrazo said we were going to need a submarine
?
THAT IS WHAT THE BUTTON THAT PAVEL SAID "touch this, and we die" DOES OH MY GOD
the Kosakta is not loaded with nuclear missiles and a nuclear reactor explosion can never come close to a nuke so i don't think that's what he meant, i think he's telling Pavel to finish the job regardless of what happens to the online character
it also could be generic corporate bad guy speech since Mini Madrazo is very big on making himself look like a young CEO/cartel boss
33:26 I decided to skip the cutscene right at this part and the freeze frame was hilarious
you? working with a Russian? this must be a fever dream
25:55 get shit on lzzzzzz 1-0
Pavel is such a fun character, I love him