Things that irk us | Podcast E15
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- Опубліковано 25 бер 2024
- We Were Told We Should Do A Podcast - Episode 15
You wanna know what irks us? Well you better listen to this episode AM I RIGHT? Sorry, we know shameless tease's probably irk you. We have a bit of fun today, complaining about trivial things that just irk us more than they probably should. Expect people related irks, toilet related irks and other niche things we assume aren't a unique experience.
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I didn’t know Rowan’s dog was “Baelin”, but quickly figured it out from context. Then was rewarded with intimate details of VLDL’s bathroom hygiene habits. You guys are hilarious.
As an American sever, I don't think you're ungrateful. Tipping sucks for everyone. The customer has to deal with the emotions you guys were talking about and the worker has to deal with shit pay because you had a bad day. Honestly don't think anyone wins... except the company because they don't have to pay their workers as much. So I guess we're all getting screwed by them.
As an American, I feel jealous of the countries who don't tip, because it overcomplicates things, people who don't get tipped don't get paid and it irks me that other countries are picking up on it.
Also as an America, that simply is not true. The law in EVERY state in the country is that IF the worker does not make enough between regular wage and tips to meet minimum wage then the company MUST make up the difference so that they are at least making minimum wage.
@sidroberts7960 I'm sorry, I was too extreme by saying they don't get paid. They don't get paid well.
@@angiewalker1549That I absolutely agree with. I just don't like tip culture expecting people that do not have the money to pick up the slack, when if they fought for their own rights, they would get paid just as much as anyone else.
@@sidroberts7960 Does any company actually do this?? I briefly worked in food and/or bar service but otherwise haven't had jobs where tips are a thing, so I'm legit curious.
Well tip pooling exists
Viva is the BEST at normalizing stuff
Oh my God i love that roans dog is called baylin.. and he walks him through baylins route
Good morning... Nice day for walking ain't it
As weird as it sounds, I sorta like the fact that you guys just got on the conversation of those types of poops. 😂
I think it's because it feels like a conversation you have with friends, and so it feels like a genuine and relaxed atmosphere. And I think that's something you guys do well.
People on phones and having conversations in the supermarket irk me to shit! 😂 Bloody move to the end of the isle at LEAST! Not in front of the chiller door or just in the middle of the isle! And, do NOT hold your trolley out in the middle of the isle while you're looking at something ten feet away! You scoundrel! 😂
LMAO Rowans righteous "yeah..yeah..YEAH YEAH!" at 45:23
irks me when you are walking your dog and it's really runny and someone says, ARE YOU GOING TO PICK THAT UP??? And you have to reply with sure honey you got spoon?
Yeah you should pick it up! And take that fog with you while you're at it! 😂
Adam having an irk for loud eating is quite funny, since he was the loud eater in that one Bored video, pissing off Alan 🤣
If it is strong enough to give you physical feelable discomfort (and it seems so) it is a mental disorder called misophonia. I have it. My mother is a loud muncher and I hated it as a kid, but as an adult, it freaks me out. Like some people feel like screeching nails over a chalk board.
19:11 Rowan loves themeparks a little too much
"What's a Baelin poop like, Rowan?"
"Nice day for poopin, huh ha!"
When Adam said he was an "intricate folder" and mimed folding the toilet paper, I immediately had a mental image of him making an origami swan and wiping with that. 😂
As an American I hate tipping and the idea that the wage isn't built into everything. More than that when you are doing self checkout or a coffee shop wants to ask for a tip
Everywhere is asking for tips these day, fast food joints, some retail places, just ridiculous.
@@TheOnlyRusty they also don't tell you that the tip jar is for the owner and not the cashier. Lol. That the workers get a "slice" of. Like 10% i'm sure.
People that clap in movie theaters. Like they can't hear you please stop
This right here
Whenever you are in a cinema, unless you're laughing at a joke, just be as quiet as possible. Respect the people around you. It's not that hard
Yeah, like "Shut the fuck up! It is a cinema, not a theatre!"
People with no spatial awareness is def my biggest issue too. When I got grocery shopping with my girlfriend, I'm constantly moving her cart because she'll leave it in the way all the time.
This drives me nuts, people without spatial awareness are the bane of my entire existence.
As an ADHD person, I'm all the time hyper aware of my surroundings when not hyperfocusing. At most times I can cross the street without looking because I KNOW if there is traffic or not. And then there are people that stroll around like a drunk, drugged up toddler...
These podcasts have become my morning routine. Even if I already watched I'll throw it on again just to maybe see if I missed anything. I always get more from it. Feel like we're all friends just talking shit around a table. And that's what a podcast should be.
Rowan your voice is the PERFECT touch to the intros 🤌🏻
(I always thought “bats in the cave” was code for cavities 😮
I’m so glad yet so saddened by finding out that one of the guys that makes up one of my favorite groups of content creators shares a similar issue as myself. Misophonia. And I’ve always had it for many things, Adam I hope yours at least is a lesser degree. I know I tend to get a cerebral response that throws me into fight or flight. And I have to walk away. I remember struggling with it a bit when I was in the military. I think tinnitus has decreased it a bit for me….
But, thank you guys for creating/sharing more content that makes me more happy I stumbled upon your content!
Side note: now I know that Baelin is Rowan’s dog’s name and makes me even more glad Baelin’s Route was my first exposure to VLDL!
I'm fully with Adam on the loud eating. And also other sounds of someone "existing loudly" like if they have a blocked nose and breath too hard, or someone snoring, but also dripping taps, ticking clocks, buzzing electical devices
Boogers in the nose = "Sky is cloudy"
Once it is gone = "Sky is clear"
That's how our family alerts each other in that situation.
We ask about bears in the cave. And then she will tell me if its a cub or mama bear depending on the size
I'm a scruncher.......come at me nerds 😂 just kidding, love you guys, please don't ever change
bidet, greatest thing ever invented for the arse
Imagine a work interview for VLDL: "Sooo, some questions about toilet paper techniques..." 😂 "So, first of 15 questions; Do you scrunge the paper..?" 🤣
These are the most entertaining idiots I've ever watched. 10/10
I think the ladies need to take over the show for an episode. I'd like to hear their stories about VLDL and how they came aboard.
Stop gender swapping everything!!
But yeah, would love to see some of the other VDL guys bought in as guests.
@@samuel5591 you were right with your first sentence and should have just stopped there.
...and Ben and Hamish and Byron and Rob...
I love the fact that Rowans dog is named Baelin
The walk speed thing: I'm glad I usually walk about 4 mph, so I'm never the stalker
Therefore: slow walkers are hell! Especially if they leave no room for an overtake...
In college, my buddy printed out an entire booklet of blank parking tickets of the campus police. We would always leave fake tickets on any car that was parked like a dick. The idea of just seeing the ticket before even reading it would ruin their mood and would be so satisfying for us
Slow walkers.... I grew up in NY and would go into the city often... where there are 7 mazillion tourists walking super slow, taking up the whole sidewalk, gaping at the tall buildings and not looking around at all. To give you an idea of how fast I walk, I once *walked* 20 city blocks (about a mile) in 10-ish minutes, which (sadly) is about the speed I run a mile LOL So like... get out of the way.
I used to legit growl or hiss at people as I passed them LOL
So funny you guys bring up the wiping thing. I used to have a saying when I was potty training my children "wipe until its white" you HAVE to look! 😂
Don't wipe till it's red!
I'm an American and was once a head cook at a 5 star resort on my way to becoming a head Chef. when the opportunity came up I asked my current chef privately how much he makes and it was less than the part time bartender made because of tips. I put my two week notice in the next day. Now I manage A Subway franchise and make more then I did as a chef and have the energy to use my skills at home to insure my kids eat well. I'm not against tips, but it has gone a bit to far to the point where "serving" is a more viable career than being a chef.
18:14 "Oh Lola, do you want to go outside for a sniffing?"
As an american I can tell you that we all hate our Public bathrooms. I'm pretty sure they do it because it's cheaper to build
Damsel option coming soon near you!
Yeah whatever barely covers the for and privacy rights the bathroom at your school doesn't even have doors to the entrance
I feel the same about the dog-shit thing, but you have no idea how quickly you forget about dogs when you live in a village where people have horses.
Watching great skit creators do Podcasts is definitely is on my list.
I'm an American, and I hate how tipping works here. Blows my mind how it's legal to pay people $5 less than minimum wage, and expect the customers to pay 20% more for their meal to make up the difference. And if customers don't tip, the employee gets fired. So dumb.
except they don't get fired...
@@nefariouspersephone9447 I've personally had to fire people for that reason at pizza hut
Please make a VLDL style PSA about "How to pick up your dog's poo"
I had an experience back in middle school gym before with the whole should I or should I not say something. My class were sitting around in a circle on the floor with the gym teacher, this was back when we had PE outfits, ours was a gray top with red shorts. Well I look over and the guy across from me had his sausage laying on the floor next to his leg. I kept trying to look away and was feeling really uncomfortable when the gym teacher, a man suddenly yells. "____ Go to the bathroom and organize yourself." a few girls giggled when he left, I just felt relieved.
Lane discipline is my #1. You don’t have to go fast, but you also don’t get to dictate others speeds if they do want to go fast. You just need to read the situation around you and be in the correct lane. Courtesy and efficiency. Which is actually my #2. People that do not strive for efficiency in their every day life.
Adam, your food noise thing is called Misophonia and it's very real!
All things are real.
@@jackson102881 Sir this is a wendy's
The idea that somebody would mime picking up dog poop had me in hysterics.
Been loving these podcasts, really entertaining, thank you all!
OMG HAS ANYBODY EVER DONE 15 EPISODES BEFORE?! amazing, you're amazing. I ❤ U ADAM (I say Adam because he always seems to need it the most)
What irks me when people send you ”hey” and then start to write their message, like you could just include the hey in the actual message instead of grabbing my attention and make me wait for the message
Hey
How's your day going
its a lot better than just a "Hey' and literally nothing else
"can I ask you a question?" You could have just asked the question. Who says no to that?
lol that's fine
I don't like when they say hey and wait for your answer to say what they actually want to say, and if you dare to answer they will follow with "How's going
Just get to the point ffs
OMG Adam YES! My wife will just stop in the middle of foot traffic and look at something she could have easily moved out of the path but no, and I'm super aware of the glares we BOTH get. Then you have that "sorry?" look on your face any try to get her to move.
Going after scrunches 🤣 I just bought a bidet and that is a game-changer in the bathroom. I can't imagine life without it. If I have to poop at work it's like going into the dark ages!!
7:55 LBJ famously made staffers and others uncomfortable by meeting while he was dropping a load. Modeling an npc on LBJ is always fun and always a good call.
I started eating exactly at the moment when the guys started talking about their poop. Hmmm, nice 😂
As an American that waited tables at TGI Friday's in my youth made $2.13hr but the restaurant has the obligation of making sure you make minimum wage. Even with some really unreasonable customers I averaged well over minimum wage. Providing good service with a smile goes a long way
An alternative title for this one would be TMI.
Working in field of behavior and kids, I have had the how do y'all poop talk far more often than an average person wants to have 😂
Adam does seem like the type of dude to sit down when he pees 😂😂😂
Sitting down while peeing is superior to standing while peeing in every conceivable way imo.
Best response to any toxic trolls talking shit is to just respond: "Jesus loves you." It instantly triggers them every time
I feel that wherever you are in the world, if you have the extra cash to tip. Than why not, it’ll only help the server smile a little bit more.
I believe the stalls empty space is meant to dissuade drug use... but also there was some issues with accidents in bathrooms and the authorities having s hard time getting in, so they made it open for easy access if someone faints or w/e
The us is starting to have tip requests for things we never tipped for. I get it
Normal tipping was already annoying and now some places ask for a tip when I'm doing all the work.
Legitimately I stopped playing anything but FFA in overwatch for about 2-3 months before I finally quit it just because of how toxic the environment was getting, and the anxiety of being 'good enough'
These convos!!!!! Yoooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Alan, definitely 😁 recall bats in the cave and also was surprised by these two not hearing it before
You guys are awesome.
Im intrigued as to how Alan wipes without a cheek leaving the seat, does he reach around the front?
Yeah, I mean, at least one cheek has to be lifted. I can't (and don't want to) imagine how he does it 😂
Allen, the bathrooms in America are like that Aldo for the purpose of keeping people from doing drugs, stealing from stores or doing drugs. I'm sure there are also other reason, like not wanting to pay for a whole stall.
Yeah, that's what the handicap or family bathroom is for.
Why would you stay seated while wiping? It's just harder to reach around.
I feel the need to point this out, but at 33:00 minutes in, there is someone breathing so close into the microphone.
It is so loud that it's hilarious.
Probably Ellie 😂
I also have misophonia like Adam. I feel your pain.
Also, I’m in America and the tip thing is out of control. Employers should just pay their employees properly
Don't just roll with it guys. Speak truth
love u guys and ur videos 🥰
We could all carry this conversation on for ages I’m with you all on most of the irks, especially Adam’s. The thesis is don’t be a dick. Easy, right? 😁
so happy rowan does not have a mustaaaaaage anymore.
We’re tipping robots here in the US now…..wtf!
I never heard that phrase before that Rowan said but it makes sense. Here in the US (im in the south) most restrooms are private. Unfortunately not all. Edit- i also check the TP.
I'm a scruncher. Come at me bro!
I've genuinely found that choosing to belive this person is suffering the loss of someone close to them that has completely wiped their ability to do things.
I've definitely done the sudden stop when I've been trying to chat to a friend who was feeling suicidal and reached out suddenly... Was at Pac N Save at the time and definitely ended up with a form of tunnel vision that caused the rest of the world to slip away.
But that's not who I am all the time.
This song is now stuck in my head lol.
People who insist you move this content to a new channel irk me
Eating lunch will watching this was not the correct decision 😂
44:08, I usually find just reloading the page fixes this issue
Imagine by some luck you get a VLDL autographed poster, and rather than having it signed, most of them just initialed it ☠️
I'd rather be 6 hours early than be 0,1 minute late, so I feel you Adam
Oh Eww, no thanks! I'm not about to be bored for 6 hours. Now having said that, I strongly agree with the idea that if you're not early you're late, and I have no intention of being late. There are limits to this though!
Literally eating my lunch listening to them talk about how they fold toilet paper. Yup.
As a German I don't get how you would not sit down to pee... Home toilets are designed for that purpose. For standing to pee there's pissoirs but I don't know anybody who privately owns one.
Rowans #1
When I'm driving, and the passenger is complaining about other drivers.
And the complaining oassenger _doesn't even have a licence_
Misophonia - there with yah!
100%. I would give just about anything to not have misophonia anymore... Mouth noises is why I always force push-to-talk in any of my voice chats where I have control to do so haha
Rowan you can't just keep running away! You didn't clean up after your dog!
I'm an anxious masticator 😂 I kind of detest the loud mastication. I've concluded you can open mouth masticate, that's just gross. You can close mouth masticate but with an open nasal passage that makes some noise. Finally, closed mouth with closed nasal passage, the most silent of chewing. I'm always worried that I might annoy people even with closed mouth mastication open nasal. I don't like chewing with closed nasal because it lessens the flavor. Awkward.
As a dude I have no shame in saying I always sit to pee. Just more comfortable. And I have stood and stood and bent over and I've lifted one cheek off the seat and I've done what Adam says he does and just gone into a slight squat. It varies 😂😂
You starting song should be added to spotif
The phrase “it’s good to go”
I always thought Rowan looked like the singer from the band rise against
It's so funny about tips for NZ. Genuinely the nicest people on the planet - seem to have a huge problem with tipping on principle. I work with many kiwis had similar viewpoints shared by them.
misophonia- i have the exact same thing. the idea of a mukbang or those weird food asmr video makes me understand why genocide exists.
and honestly i dont care if its people that cant listen to that or people that produce those sounds but that needs to go but it needs to happen asap
American here, don't worry we hate tipping too and many many of us believe that the employees should be paid a living wage and get rid of this tipping BS. Of course that means food prices would go up but it would all be the same total cost in the end so whatever.
LMFAO! You have no idea how much servers make during a shift. Bro they beat out plumbers and rival strippers some nights. "Paid a living wage"... Can we stop with the propaganda talking points?
I am the same as adam, hearing people eat makes my skins crawl, HOWEVER if its chips or crackling, things that are just loud anyway arent too bad... Just rowans examples made me wanna throw my phone
I'm America the bathroom stalls always have the stupid gap on the sides and the bottom. It's stupid and insane like why. I was telling my wifey (an Aussie lady ❤) about this two nights ago.
Unfortunately Adam you’re wrong about tipping in high end restaurant staff wages - not many high end restaurants in nz that I’ve heard of pay their staff any / much better than regular restaurants :(
Americans hate tipping too! And they have it everywhere! On the tablets even too, not just receipts.
sitting down to pee is actually better
I have to agree with Adam on the loud chewing. No reason you need to be chewing with your mouth open, it's gross and disrespectful. Nor should you be eating with your headset on, if your starving and can't eat at any other time mute yourself