New Walten Files Is Horrifying
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Walten, turn down you files, Walten. I'm not reading them with you, Walten.
peak brainrot right here folks
garn🎹
Bravo Martin
@@phantom8473I love how on another video this exact same comment was followed by multiple similar jokes, yet when it’s made here you get someone complaining about it that gets probably too many likes.
Chat is this Bince Villigans throwaway account?
Walten files is the best anti drunk driving ad ever.
you stole this comment
@@heartattackphilnobody fucking cares
@@heartattackphil Yuo stole my heart 😍❤
@@heartattackphil Walten files is the best anti drunk driving ad ever.
@@Ic3_Blu3Walten files is the best anti drunk driving ad ever
They should collab with Pyro to voice a Walten Files character so he can say “The Animatronics are coming, we've been compromised.” as a way of honoring the critically acclaimed game Hunt Down The Freeman.
That would be funny I think
SPIT IT OUT CORPORAL
FNaF reference
Fun fact: Martin said there is no god in The Walten Files, meaning that r/atheism is on a horryfying level of power in that universe.
if there's no god in TWF universe, then how would the possession of the animatronics work? isn't the whole idea of possessing an object a sign of the afterlife? unless i'm missing something.
God is silent, Johnathan
Lame as hell
@@jemangecul Possession just implies a soul, not an afterlife. Souls can do other things in other religions, like reincarnation or fading into nothing after enough time after death.
there's no god here either so, im not sure what you mean to imply with this.
I can’t imagine being Pyro irl. It seems like absolutely no one ever takes him seriously anymore. He’s kind of like Jerma, but at least Jerma can revel in his own chaos.
At least people watch his videos and give him money 🤷
I don’t think anyone took him seriously in the first place
unlike Jerma, Pyro is a little twinkus
@@beenings213 hard to take someone seriously when they made "TELETUBBY MLG"
@@hesrottingyouknow
Idk what you mean.
Car Sex is a true classic
The walten files are so much funnier with a twitch chat collectively going "Hey sexy" over it.
youtube chat...
What's the difference?@@Noctify
I dont like Amazon :/ @b0t123
Pyro's bone-dry witch hair is definitely terrifying.
the eboy middle part doesnt help
They should make an analog horror of the tf2 pyro incident
0:56 Is so chaotic. The random eating sounds mixed with the Saucy yet SFW pose Bon is in, and Pyro's reaction mix so wrongly, but so right together.
I was wondering why the hell there were chips crunching XD
I think we’re finally starting to see this series actually get into the true horror that should be inherent to the concept of children’s bodies being hidden in animatronics. Because that was the whole point of this series originally, right? They saw that FNAF had this really intensely horrific concept that it was just doing nothing with, and they wanted to actually focus on that part of it.
there's pretty much only adults being stuffed into the suits, but still
Go watch the squimpusmcgrimpus fnaf vhs tapes if that’s what you want
It's only the adults getting shoved into suits, the kids got it easy since they just inhabit a little plush bunny and dick around in the weird limbo in-game lobby. They seem to be the same as they were before they died too
Roblox obby waiting room for ever
he actually nailed the robot voice at 10:23
Stephen Hawking impression
@@xI-MIKE-Ix HE- HE- HELL NAW 🗣🗣🔥🔥
Gotta love those McDonald’s arches haircut
Thats a new one
Why can’t he just dye it like lavender and say he’s gonna cosplay as trunks
Gotta love the bird drawing ahh haircut.
Pyro fans when they figure out that gravity does to hair "😮"
"The McDonalds 'M' is yellow!" - Wise Philosopher
You just had to be there man, one dono said "Your chin has two post codes" that shit sent my ass right to the stratosphere
Pyros haircut is horrifying
His barber had McDonald's that day and got inspired. That's canon, it's in the lore.
[Noun] is [adjective]
wow
poop is fart bro
@@sillygoober-cu9qg I laughed at that. Fuck you.
The [Copy Of Super Mario 64] is [Personalized]
What makes it more tragic is that it’s already come to pass. There’s only one person left alive as far as we know and it’s Sophie. Felix isn’t mentioned anywhere, and Jack still hasn’t been found, nor is confirmed is still alive or in Bon. Some speculate that Jack spilt his soul in separate parts but it’s not confirmed yet.
Whoever this thing is definitely came when Felix was desperate to escape his crime, and when Jack was desperate enough to get his revenge, and the employees and family were the casualties of this.
We’ll have to see and I seriously hope Sophie survives and this horror ends and worse case scenario spreads onto other things.
Felix Kjellberg
Pyro: "Not every character with a TV head is me guys!"
Also Pyro when a character has a tv for a head: "Guys it's me!"
I will say that the walten files has greatly strayed away from the "found footage" concept, its just a full blown show at this point, which isn't a bad thing just worth noting.
I think Martin himself has been on record to say that he wants to move away from "Analog Horror" which, in my opinion, is a good thing for the series, the Analog Horror medium is kinda limited in the way it can tell it's story, not to mention how oversaturated the genre has become with lower effort knock-offs and cheap scares. I think it'll really help the series come into its own as a unique story told in a unique way
@@rangedweevil6150 agreed, just noting that it's definitely a change from its roots, I enjoy the current median I just hope he goes more into it and make it more of a show like experience
Walten Files gives a million questions and then gives 3 answers. A drip feed, for sure.
preferable over the ones who immediately explain everything, i like theorizing about this kinda stuff
Tbh wf4 answered more questions than asked
tuber bait
good fauci this slowburn is making my vaccines tingle
Rube Goldberg plot machine
10:55 Pyro's camera malfunctions, so he starts pissing everywhere.
let's just add piss onto the pyro fetish list
I mean "Bon" is not controlling anyone really and if you actually pay attention you will see that no robots other than Bon ever done any killing in the series
Bro thinks it's fnaf
@@mlgcactus1035
Doesn’t *all* of the animatronics kill people in fnaf? I think YOU misread the comment bro
@@clard Bro thinks it's Cinco Noites Com Eduardo
what about the clown
@@majaczyzowska Billy the Clown never killed anyone as far as we know. He didn't even have a spirit haunting him until Bon killed and stuffed an employee into him in the relocate project.
Walten doesn't need to hear all this, he's a highly trained professional!
Pyro saying benevolent when he clearly meant malevolent was peak
He is so nice and benevolent ❤, he traps souls inside animatronics to kill people 🤩🤩🤩
@@Calmtimer most wholesome purple guy ☺️
when the png has loud sound
The New Pyrochinical is horrifying
"Pyrochinical" thats fucking crazy
Pyrogetanewhaircutcynical
Parsnipchinical
after watching the mandela catalogue, nothing scares me anymore
Fork on a plate discord light mode and milk before cereal
3:18 The white purple guy kinda looks like those MS Paint drawings of a hamster but with a tie
**Something hard to read**
Pyro:
"Must be Polish."
Pyro decides to temporarily stop making Twitter drama slop and instead goes back to becoming an XQC clone who reacts to youtube content.
He even has the hair!
Been asking for months now crossdress pyro
@@chainmengamingthanks, I hate it
@@rexxe001he already crossdressed many times
At least he gives input, even if he's pyrochynical
he didn't include the actual 7 minutes of him trying to rotate and flip the image on OBS. it was genuinely depressing
im so glad he this stream was more chill instead of him just screaming at every dono
11:00
walten white files
so true
0:58 of course its the first thing to catch his eyes
I love ARG content but I'm kinda tired of the VHS analog style, it's kinda overdone
"It's polish, it doesn't make any sense"
Quite the opposite, it makes more sense because every other language was just made up.
I lost it when it said "My name is Bon and you're the burgers"
8:08 Thats Matthew Gafford you're mentioning. he also animates and creates animation models for his show as well.
*_Walten files wanting you too read be like:_*
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rotate upside down, flip 180 degrees increase saturation, sharpen, now its readable
Somebody please help me. I’ve been stuck inside of a Taco Bell bathroom for five months!!!!!!
Flush yourself ❤
Good luck
this is your punishment. you know what you did
@@squindigglyjigglybop1300 I didn’t know the IRS was gonna find out 😭
5:20 poland mentioned 🇵🇱
This is really good FNaF gameplay, thanks youtube!
By the way on the same livestream: he hid in a barrel for 5 minutes because he didnt want to get chased down by a walrus
I like that they're relying less on jumpscares and focusing more on the narrative.
My problem with walten files and also others like it it's that, they go through all these loops to make it look 70's/80's af and then the concept art is modern Tumblr/furry as shit, that one that is like scary Sesame Street does it better at emulating the styles of the time, but then it has literal ask. I shit you not.
I kinda agree
Yeah you can just feel the tumblr on the art idk how to explain it
Yeah it is not one bit immersive lol
Mr Sloppertons video quality is horrifying
The only horrific thing about this stream was the chat
13:39 I'm sorry but to me this just looks like a🗿
Shit now I gotta rewatch Walter files
Walter, put your files away Walter. Im not looking at your files right now Walter
The aliens are coming
Jesus Christ. This had me swearing until I couldn't take it anymore. A disfigured alien trapped in the desert with nowhere to run off to.
new jpeg scare files is horrifying
But before that claps hands I have some amazing news. I did an event last year called the Insomnia Gaming Festival in Birmingham. It was a great experience. "I decided to make him a custom plushy of his TV head 'sona. He had his assistant come up to me and say, "He doesn't take fan gifts"". So good in fact, I'm doing it again and definitely not because they are paying me hundreds of dollars to do so. So I'm going to be in Birmingham between the 29th and 31st of March. So that's essentially me at Insomnia for three days doing a meet and greet. Now I know many pyro fans don't like leaving the house and need some kind of incentive, so we are selling exclusive merch at the meet and greet as well. This will be for Insomnia 72 and also on top of that, because I'm feeling extra, extra generous, we're going to do a free giveaway. This includes three pairs of weekend tickets and, on top of that as well, a free hat from the brand new merch collection. All the details for the giveaway are down in the description but yeah I'm going to be in Birmingham between the 29th and 31st March for the Insomnia Gaming Festival. I do want to apologise ahead of time that it does take place in Birmingham uh, I cannot guarantee your safety *stupid ass wheeze*.
When Felix got into the crash, was it with a tree or other object? Or was it with another car? If it was with another car, what if the driver of that car died and then the spirit of the driver inhabited Bon for revenge
2 views. Pyro fell off
This upload schedule is terrifying.
David Bowie didn't have heterochromia; one of his pupils was paralyzed.
Slop
slopslop😊😁👋
They used the spooky's house of jumpscares font
10 views? You fell off
guys warped face scary. be scared guys please. warped face is scary right guys can you please be scared
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For fuck sake, Pyro. Benevolent means good. Malevolent means bad.
You see Bon as a big scary ugly ghost and think "ah, now that's a man I can trust"?
tik tok kids when they see a vhs filter 😱😱😱😱
Pyro Files when?
He's so stewpid, I love him.
back to the first time i ever watched pyro on stream. great memories
It’s not benevolent! It’s malevolent! Jesus Christ pyro how many times did this guy say the wrong god damn word
The lack of a twomad video is horrifying.
he was the murderer
He said he doesn't want to cover it in a video
Why?
@itsmevvacle65 probably out of respect
@@breebs respect for what? What is he going to make a video about other than “don’t do drugs”.
the battle of penisburg
Pryo looks like he belongs in the walten files
when does it become scary
She walten on my file til I ban ban
16:10 i can already see "Open the noor" and "Gtfo my park" animations being made
Babe we need petscop 2 :(
Was not expecting Pyro to mention Falling Down, extremely based.
2 views, pyro fell off
Real.
The fracture hobb makes us feel so welcome
I love this bit
He is clearly a house fire
pyro, please use your donation money to buy glasses
"i like how its three furries and then one guy"
perfectly explained twf lore
2 views wow pyro fell off.
Pyro becoming a xqc clone is truly horrifying. They even have the same haircut
Voice
Hey Pyro, I should say what's on my mind on Petscop 2.
It doesn't need to be perfect. If you just post it how you want to do it, I believe you'll make a masterpiece regardless. Please don't give up.
Babe wake up, new Pyrocynical inflation files just dropped
mfw pyro doesnt even include a link to the video
New Pyrocynical haircut is horrifying.
This comment was made in the same minute that the video was uploaded.
>insert clip of patrick and spongebob on roller coaster going over small hump
Analog horror channels are in a never-ending arms race to find the most viewer hostile ways to convey information.
Pyro never fails to ruin my day when he uploads 🥰❤️
If there was an underwear said “I ❤️ WF” I would wear that shit every day
PYRO please talk about twomads apparent death, because I haven't seen anyone talk about it yet
Dolan and Cr1tikal
2 views in 30 seconds, this downfall needs to be studied 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
Most literate brit
Would have been a good video if it didnt have blonde harry potter complaining about the voices in his head
put your chat atleast on the screen i wanna see their reaction too in these videos
22 sec and only 2 views???? fell off hard
894 views in 4 minutes. You fell off
susan doesnt sound like a susan
7:36 OH MY GOD I KNOW THAT SONG ITS FROM A MUZAK COMPILATION I SAMPLED IT FOR ONE OF MY BEATS ONCE OH MY GOD THIS IS INSANE COINCIDENCE
Why thumbnail look like walter dog
16 views in 54 seconds you fell off