I know he must not need to make them to have a burst in income... but he did say he is going to make one in the vid after the Amy will u marry me vid... I’m still waiting
P Crassen I agree because on Twitter it was any and jez but the video from last year “on the couch” it was datto and jez... someone unconfudle me? Looking for a friend
Stewart Randall I love garden:( it really goes into the dark and how the vex scare the shit out of us, it’s way more into depth than people think it is, and I love the sacrificial idea that bungo went for. It’s my favorite raid lore wise in D2
Xeno literally just got off after hours of attempts on the final boss. Lost most of my motivation for the raid when people left, and the new fireteam leader went to orbit and messed up everyone’s Divinity quest -_-
@@pale5614 oh god that sound awful, i gotta do divinity too at some point. Can't wait to waste dozens of hours on that... Edit: got divinity on the first try within like 3 hours which wasn't that bad tbh
7 and a half for me. First time clear and it was a Divinity Run. NEVER felt prouder, but HOO-WEE, did I go through torture, anguish, and misery for it?
Datto: Destiny 2 Shadowkeep, available now on Playstation 4, Xbox One and Steam (PC). Stadia: Datto you forgot about the best platform, stad- Datto: SILENCE TRASH!
I'm beyond happy that u talked about blackreach from skyrim, it's my favorite area but I definitely caused that one bug way too much where ur trapped in a building because the crossbow by entrance won't stop firing at the door when u exit the building w the first crimsion nirnroot
My fiancée is also a Physical Therapist and I feel more connected to Jez more than ever through our inability to complain about something hurting without exercise suggestions.
10:31 Datto’s mic bails and Danielle’s response “Steph’an?” Me: wait, what? Datto and I share the same name? Also me: no that’s just your anxiety to feel needed
I found your channel earlier this year. I love your content and your videos and they always make me feel better. Looking forward to your vids in 2020. Happy new year 🙌
May this gem of a Video serve as a guide to All Those who are farming this for redboarders in 2024. Cause damn, this is still better than most lfg strats lmao
![Garden of Salvation Speedrun WR [6:58]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/TFhZWVJeOag/mqdefault.jpg)
HOT MERCH AVAILABLE 👉 teespring.com/stores/jez
Our lord and saviour has provided us the spicy memes once again
God Bless
Make a video where you olny use lord of wolfs for garden of salvation
I've got a friend who doesnt play destiny but loves your "just a guy being a dude" shirt.
is skill up an energy drink that boosts your skills ? Cause if yes you may need one XD ( I’m sorry XD )
Me preparing to watch anyone else’s perspective cause “get yoinked idiot”
1:27 “wHy dOnT yOu jUsT mAkE oUt aLrEaDy”
oooh i sense jealousy..
I think we all know Amy was just an excuse for Jez to move to America to be near Datto
Indeed you figured out the joke.
I was the 500th like
HydraCorex But of whom, we’ll probably never know.
Or want to know.
@@sambalmer5879 now there technically sibilants
Sweet home Alabama intensifies
I like how datto didn’t mention stadia when listing Shadowkeep’s available platforms
It’s not a platform until it can at least perform decently
Tbh I would forget stadia even happened. Actually don't mention it.
we wide Wrong if it can play the game it’s considered a platform
@@th9986 technically yea, but like let's just not consider it to be one.
Brawlio I play ps4, and google is a big company and I believe that the problems with stadia in its current state will be fixed eventually
Danielle’s cackling makes this so much more entertaining
She had me at "yoink me, but do NOT yeet me" 😂
“It initiates pve skill based match making” - blue 2019
Snake _ I laughed way too hard on this
When can we expect the weddings in a nutshell vid?
Nutshell Videos Jez haven't uploaded
Shadowkeep in a Nutshell
Garden of Salvation in a Nutshell
Season of dawn in a Nutshell
I know he must not need to make them to have a burst in income... but he did say he is going to make one in the vid after the Amy will u marry me vid... I’m still waiting
Amy and Jez or Datto and Jez? I feel like we need to clarify that
P Crassen I agree because on Twitter it was any and jez but the video from last year “on the couch” it was datto and jez... someone unconfudle me? Looking for a friend
Frost_insync 2021
Garden of Salvation, aka "Last Wish but with zero story"
Or Wrath of the Machine with zero zamboni
yes
Garden’s story about the second coming of the darkness in the black garden is really terrifying imo. Byf made a video on it.
Don't you dare compare the masterpiece of a raid that is Wrath of the Machine to Garden of Shitstain. I am very disappointed in you.
Stewart Randall I love garden:( it really goes into the dark and how the vex scare the shit out of us, it’s way more into depth than people think it is, and I love the sacrificial idea that bungo went for. It’s my favorite raid lore wise in D2
Garden of salvation best raid
Bungie: all right we have a new raid coming this season.
Jez: so that means I wait till next season to do it.
I’ve got Jez beat. Season of Arrivals and I still haven’t done Last Wish or Garden of Salvation.
@@filwilliamson9149 I've never raided.... nerds.....
Cugzo Feels bad
@@filwilliamson9149 especially because the only reason is because I have no friends
Fan Theory: datto is a vex. Thats why he understands the raid mechanics so fast
Datto, the DPS Mind
24:02
That’s all I have to say
@@nat1110 the Optimal Mind
@@astrodeath1322 at the end of the day they finished 2nd in that race tho to be fair
@@KillahBee001 3rd*
Datto: we've only gone 2 hours
Me: I went 8 hours on the boss because of fake information
I did it today fir the first time, and I needed around 6 hours too, cause of really shitty groups
Xeno literally just got off after hours of attempts on the final boss. Lost most of my motivation for the raid when people left, and the new fireteam leader went to orbit and messed up everyone’s Divinity quest -_-
@@pale5614 oh god that sound awful, i gotta do divinity too at some point. Can't wait to waste dozens of hours on that...
Edit: got divinity on the first try within like 3 hours which wasn't that bad tbh
I spent five hours once because my team (me included) was bad and we kept getting motes stolen and then missing DPS phase.
7 and a half for me. First time clear and it was a Divinity Run. NEVER felt prouder, but HOO-WEE, did I go through torture, anguish, and misery for it?
"World class, runner up raider" Jesus, you killed him, dude.
Datto: Destiny 2 Shadowkeep, available now on Playstation 4, Xbox One and Steam (PC).
Stadia: Datto you forgot about the best platform, stad-
Datto: SILENCE TRASH!
Datto: very hot chick
The best description of datto of all time
Me; about to go to sleep
Jez: yes, but actually no
I literally said "oooo, it's Blackreach!" i got your back Jez, don't let these normies get you down!
im also a fellow rpg lover/ skyrim lover
Loved the reference!
GRT THE ELDER SCROLLLL-parthunax
Watch your tongue you're speaking to Ulfric the true High King of Skyrim
i was a destiny player like you but then i encountered stasis
Datto is so low-key, effortlessly funny I cant even stand it lmao
The title should be:
“Memes of salvation”
Garden of starvation
For the memes are our salvation
TheLegend27 vault of grass
No it shoudl be memes of memes
Garden of segregation
12:34 *in unison: "That's the thumbnail"
Jez: "Did you two just get legally married?"
UA-camr matrimony is wild lol
"Is that a Fortnite DLC?"
That got me good 😂😂
Jez: Wants to do new raid
Datto: Mom imma be unavailable for the next week
When you already watched the vid on Danielle ‘s channel
Me: outplayed lmao
10:00 never in my life have I agreed with a statement so much
Fuck gambit
"Jez the ball smasher, smasher of all balls."
...
Kind of catchy
Leave it to Jez to upload a raid video 2 months after it comes out. That’s what I call relevant content.
Keep up the great work! Happy New Years!
12:41 Nobody: Jez: falls
Jez: "Datto's the first destiny youtuber to hit one million subs!"
Mr. Fruit: "Am I a joke to you?"
Yes, I know Mr. Fruit is a variety youtuber
Andrew Weissbock variety fruit
Nice profile pic
@@maxrazinn7485 why thank you
I mean, he started with pure destiny
that's why he's a bowl of fruit...... Variety am I right??
At least someone has played skyrim in this party geez
Mosey laughs in return to your roots
Another hand touches the bacon
Nazim needs to die.
Me wondering if anyone's is going to say it. Jez so you hemave chosen memes
@cosmic cow yes correct
Video in a nutshell: "I got it. Nope I missed my shot"
"I got it. Nvm I missed my shot" is the best statement to describe me with my crush
Ouch. Can't relate
@@ajkbertho Good on you then!
@@tntwizardx5094 Wasn't trying to be a dbag I'm so sorry haha. Was just joking.
@@ajkbertho I figured as such. Have a wonderful day random internet human :)
This is the best internet interaction I've ever seen
When is monotone complainy guy going to play this garden of memes?
This is content in its final form
"bubbly sparking water" that shit is good as hell. I'll fight someone if they think otherwise
"You're not a true gamer unless you have played Skyrim." -ShaplierBoss17
I laughed so hard that the gambit office reference. Top notch quality meme.
was so happy when i saw skillup, love that guy
Same never thought I'd see him in a raid.
Jez: Dream team leader
(Angry Mr.fruit sound)
I didnt know i need this until now
I feel like I’m the only person who genuinely enjoys gambit
Personally I don't mind gambit that much but if idk what to do I'll do anything but gambit.
I will play gambit for 4 hours
The only ok form of Gambit is Gambit Prime
I honesty dont care how long i have to wait for new videos because they make me laugh and smile. Keep up the good work snd thanks for makin the vids.
“ANY UWU’S!!!” Wby was this so perfect and awful at the same time
What was the timestamp lol?
Coming back to this for laughs. Skillups intro is gold.
Happy Anniversary to Jeb & Amy
Can I just say danielle's laugh gives me life lmfaooo
Have spent the last week watching every bit of content you've got. This is the real Christmas. More content.
Jez: im gonna vibe it
Danniel: ur good at vibing
5:15 YES GOD YES I'VE THOUGHT OF THE SAME THING TOO! And no one understood me... oh well.
Danielle's laugh is awesome!
I'm beyond happy that u talked about blackreach from skyrim, it's my favorite area but I definitely caused that one bug way too much where ur trapped in a building because the crossbow by entrance won't stop firing at the door when u exit the building w the first crimsion nirnroot
My fiancée is also a Physical Therapist and I feel more connected to Jez more than ever through our inability to complain about something hurting without exercise suggestions.
19:45 "jez get her up I'm going in"
Jez that's your wifu
I think you mean datto
2:36 that's a bad kitty proceds to murder all of them
"Yoink me, but don't yeet me"
@Th3Jez Best Bday gift so far😂❤️
It is 3: 16am...only home from a 13 hour bar shift....I'm getting stoned and watching this!!!!!!!
I like how Jez bringes comedy into The gibberish talking of raid fireteams
5:13 omg yes! Blackreach! The place everyone hates!
"All right all right human centipede" got me.
Also great to see skill-up
No one:
Blue Westlo:
sToP mOOvInG dOOd
That cracks me up a lot more than it should xD
10:31 Datto’s mic bails and Danielle’s response “Steph’an?”
Me: wait, what? Datto and I share the same name?
Also me: no that’s just your anxiety to feel needed
I found your channel earlier this year. I love your content and your videos and they always make me feel better. Looking forward to your vids in 2020. Happy new year 🙌
Me: Wait how have I already seen this video?
Also me: Oh wait Daniele already uploaded her footage and Jez is just really, REALLY punctual.
Danielle-“I’m bad with directions”
literally her name traveldanielle
low energy Jez is such a vibe
_This is the greatest gardening tutorial of all time._
I totally am not only starting my last word quest now
Edit: Omg i got noticed by dad yay!
Welcome to the "totally bought the annual pass when it launched and totally didn't wait until shadowkeep to play it" gang
Guarded Yoshi thank you for the warm welcome
I just got the last word yesterday lol
I know this isn’t everyone’s favorite raid but I really enjoy it love the beauty of it and love sanctified mind and undying mind
jez: gets cookie dough
datto: done talking
jez: ight ima vibe it
these videos are comedy at its peak of funniness
Raid in four words, Milk Everywhere Also Chaos
Jez the garden memer memer of all gardens
You got my boot curse. Every possible chest that can drop boots will drop boots for me
I like watching these videos so I can see what it is like to do the raid since I’ll never have enough friends to play it myself
This is the most entertaining Destiny 2 content on the internet, period.
Wait... Blue's actually an actor?! No way...
Also, for Datto, 24:02 lmao
I need to get shadowkeep just to see blackreach and get ptsd of getting lost and confused
I love Danielle’s laugh 😂
Gotta love that constant content lately.
I love the contrast between PVE Jez (Actually having fun) and PVP Jez (Slowly falling into insanity)
I come back to this video every couple of weeks and I really don't know why. This my 7th time watching it
Me gets in fight with bf: :'(
Me watches jez: :)
„Why don’t you make out already“
Don’t play with my feelings...
It's been a few months and I still don't know how to do the raid. So after watching this I have gathered that I need to meme my way through the raid.
Haha came back to watch the rest of the video, I understood the Skyrim reference and appreciated it
And the sixth member of the fire team.
-full time memelord
- half time Titan slayer
-UA-cam late boi
-Reee
Th3 Jez
"World class runner up raider" theres not enough balm in the world.
The condescending tone from Datto about not having music on: my spirit human?
“It initiates pve skill based matchmaking” OH MY GOD
The silent cookie dough run....I felt that on a spiritual level lmfao! Great vid Jez this was absolutely hilarious 🤣
Jez is the kind of energy I aspire to when I raid.
The skyrim plug in nice work Todd would approve
Jez's teammembers :DONT know what blackreach is
Me:Fus Ro Dah!!!!!
I live for Danielle’s laugh
This is some wholesome content and I just love it.
Danielle with the Soul Eater reference 7:56. “Fools”
May this gem of a Video serve as a guide to All Those who are farming this for redboarders in 2024. Cause damn, this is still better than most lfg strats lmao
Love you Jez the Jezmeister general!
lol I zone out when Datto explains stuff too
Datto: Explains drinking water
Jez: Instructions unclear, microwaved plastic cup
“Haha that was intentional. I dunno what you’re talkin’ about” 💀😂Yeah sure sure
Garden of Salvation
Salvation of all Gardens
Those Vex are going green after Mercury
My god, blackreach and skyrim lofi is putting me on a nostalgia tripp
doing raids in this game always makes me want to come back to it and grind exotic quests.