Every Destiny Raid But Only The Funny Parts

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  • Опубліковано 19 лип 2019
  • Every Destiny 2 raid but only the funny parts episode 1.
    WATCH PART 2 - bit.ly/2U1foP6
    ►My Twitch - / th3jez
    ►Patreon - / th3jez
    The fireteam:
    Datto - bit.ly/1QGRIVa
    Danielle - bit.ly/2Fvqjw3
    Blue Westlo - bit.ly/32DovZs
    Dom - bit.ly/2vWD9M1
    Eddie - bit.ly/2SsCe0g
    Fitzy - bit.ly/2LwTQYs
    My wife:
    Instagram - / amy_leesha
    UA-cam - / amyleesha
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    Music I frequently use:
    Skyrim Lofi - bit.ly/2CTiCLR
    Mario Lofi - bit.ly/2QrNAmx
    Poké & Chill - bit.ly/35fvo3I
    Sunday Strut - bit.ly/2NZLM2w
    Good To Me - bit.ly/32VusQh
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  • @Th3Jez
    @Th3Jez  5 років тому +890

    WATCH PART 2 - bit.ly/2U1foP6
    OR BUY SOME MERCH - teespring.com/stores/Jez

    • @boongscar5479
      @boongscar5479 5 років тому +4

      you're hilarious

    • @bzln4172
      @bzln4172 5 років тому +1

      spicy

    • @danknoe6151
      @danknoe6151 5 років тому +2

      Nice wow big cuul

    • @steppe7369
      @steppe7369 5 років тому +2

      Dank Reggie plays it’s not cuul to juul

    • @danknoe6151
      @danknoe6151 5 років тому +1

      @@steppe7369 I'm fucking 12 wdym and I don't want lung cancer so I'm not stupid

  • @DattoDoesDestiny
    @DattoDoesDestiny 5 років тому +5935

    i am not that funny, don't let jez's edit fool you

    • @harrisoncooper4222
      @harrisoncooper4222 5 років тому +42

      Love you datto

    • @sushicats1235
      @sushicats1235 5 років тому +49

      Datto, I want to like this comment, because it’s a Datto comment. But you’re perfect in every way, so I don’t like it when you self criticise... :^(

    • @swariesbarkley2488
      @swariesbarkley2488 5 років тому +32

      And he didn’t even pin your comment. What a rude boi

    • @mcscratchnuh2957
      @mcscratchnuh2957 5 років тому +37

      still the best titty streamer out there

    • @GnuFrontiers
      @GnuFrontiers 5 років тому +3

      Shhhhhh... just let him have this

  • @zebmie9719
    @zebmie9719 5 років тому +2187

    Jez: Imagine unironically doing the leviathan raid in year 3.
    Me who has yet to complete it and has been playing since the beta: dont talk to me

    • @alexboyd9993
      @alexboyd9993 5 років тому +18

      Zebmie actually me lololol

    • @beneb8188
      @beneb8188 5 років тому +190

      Only us solo players understand...

    • @ABiteOfToast
      @ABiteOfToast 5 років тому +33

      @@beneb8188 D2 companion app and website: am i a joke to you?

    • @tomclark9171
      @tomclark9171 5 років тому +5

      Beneb818 lfg has always been available

    • @beneb8188
      @beneb8188 5 років тому +68

      Tom Clark Burnt Toast ik about the feature I just haven’t had the time to hook up with a fire team
      I haven’t done:
      Any raid
      Shattered throne
      Chasm of screams
      Don’t have rat king (ik sad)
      Only two nightfalls completed (both for lumina quest)
      Have yet to enter a competitive and iron banner match
      Ik it’s sad just don’t have the time to find a fireteam

  • @Aldeveron
    @Aldeveron 5 років тому +2539

    ‘Every Raid but only the Datto parts ft Funny.’ Title revised

    • @x.I.N.K.x
      @x.I.N.K.x 5 років тому +30

      Every funny but only the datto raid ft parts

    • @Cap626
      @Cap626 5 років тому +6

      Every but only raid datto the ft parts

    • @jboysval7334
      @jboysval7334 5 років тому +3

      and that one amy moment

    • @therealcactoos9457
      @therealcactoos9457 5 років тому +2

      Every butt the parts funny

    • @ImJingle
      @ImJingle 4 роки тому +2

      Every datto but only the raid parts ft funny

  • @anonauzz
    @anonauzz 5 років тому +948

    The guy who "brought the toaster to GuardianCon" is my clanmate hahahaha

  • @julisunsao7035
    @julisunsao7035 5 років тому +309

    It took 4 hours to do all the raids,
    my team took 4 hour finding a 6th

    • @HCgamer4
      @HCgamer4 5 років тому +4

      hahahaha. I am so sorry, but at the same time when you put it that way it's rly funny

  • @Goudafortuna
    @Goudafortuna 5 років тому +653

    Jez: “did you just uber eats 15 chocolate bars to our house rn?”
    Amy: *comes into shot holding a bunch of chocolate bars*

    • @HCgamer4
      @HCgamer4 5 років тому +13

      Honestly I think that was one of my favorite parts in the video. Also chocolate is freaking awesome!

    • @marygoround1292
      @marygoround1292 2 роки тому

      Australia has UberEats?

  • @gloock3158
    @gloock3158 5 років тому +717

    OMG ITS BLUE OH MY GOD ITS FINALLY HAPPENING IM GONNA SCREAM

    • @sue6191
      @sue6191 5 років тому +13

      G Loock yearly nightfall with blue

    • @beneb8188
      @beneb8188 5 років тому +18

      Now fruit needs to play with j3z

    • @philvinc4
      @philvinc4 4 роки тому +5

      I love Blue but in my heart i'm still team fruit

  • @silverbro13
    @silverbro13 5 років тому +148

    Datto screaming "WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME"
    Is my aesthetic

  • @trevanminnig3499
    @trevanminnig3499 5 років тому +290

    “Imagine unironically running leviathan in year 3”
    *Still hasn’t run leviathan once* ok wow didn’t realize that I came here to get personally attacked

  • @badgerboi7423
    @badgerboi7423 5 років тому +790

    A 24 min Jez vid with Datto, Danielle, Blue and other gamers?
    This is true content

  • @begformiuiruma257
    @begformiuiruma257 5 років тому +239

    "Has Jez ever done a raid?"
    *holding legend of acrius*
    "no"

  • @moonrender680
    @moonrender680 4 роки тому +46

    I love how aggressively Datto says _"DO YOU HAVE PROSPECTOR?"_ at 8:00

  • @iam_FLAME
    @iam_FLAME 5 років тому +1388

    Jez putting datto in his title for C L O U T
    you've been caught jez.

  • @giantslayer9335
    @giantslayer9335 5 років тому +433

    BlueWestlo?
    That makes 3 Dream team members to raid with you. Wonder if Fruit is next

    • @McNasty43
      @McNasty43 5 років тому +34

      Jez, Blue, Rhabby, Fruit, Datto, and Shark

    • @lolyee931
      @lolyee931 5 років тому +4

      Andre McGee rip bless

    • @stagshaq7224
      @stagshaq7224 5 років тому +6

      Fruit still recovering from the heart break

    • @bulldozer92299
      @bulldozer92299 5 років тому

      Heart break?

    • @sharktronic5332
      @sharktronic5332 5 років тому

      That would be an interesting video

  • @warlockmain5484
    @warlockmain5484 5 років тому +1066

    They did riven legit
    Real pro raiders

    • @Zero-vi2vh
      @Zero-vi2vh 5 років тому +14

      No they wasted 4mins

    • @sleepyy0000
      @sleepyy0000 5 років тому +47

      I bet Datto forced them to... lmao

    • @wberry0403
      @wberry0403 5 років тому

      @@sleepyy0000 obviously😂

    • @chrishatherley3531
      @chrishatherley3531 5 років тому +1

      Who does that?!

    • @justinjunker1399
      @justinjunker1399 5 років тому +4

      Literally only did riven legit once and I have 20+ clears

  • @tobyautomotive
    @tobyautomotive 5 років тому +628

    Every raid but you forgot destiny 1 :(

    • @Retarded_Ape
      @Retarded_Ape 5 років тому +12

      Yoyo Toad i was really hoping it would include d1 raids

  • @deltaninja3690
    @deltaninja3690 5 років тому +82

    Jez: Also I'm dead
    Datto: Nah, you're big chillin'
    Kalli: *grins*
    Datto: Awwww

  • @lynxarctic5977
    @lynxarctic5977 4 роки тому +57

    Me:
    *Hyped when I get Arsenic Bite or something*
    Jez:
    *Casually dismantles Midnight Coup with Outlaw and Rampage*

    • @pryan37bb
      @pryan37bb 4 роки тому +14

      Lynx Arctic since it’s an earlier weapon with fixed rolls, he can pull a new one out of his collections at any time

    • @eyoshinthemaximum
      @eyoshinthemaximum 3 роки тому +3

      Its a fixed roll

  • @williammontagu6570
    @williammontagu6570 5 років тому +190

    The fact that Datto always does Riven legit makes me think whether he’s from Area 51

    • @marcusgetten3022
      @marcusgetten3022 5 років тому +8

      Riven legit is wayyy funner than cheesing

    • @eldritchemissary4718
      @eldritchemissary4718 5 років тому +15

      @@marcusgetten3022 If you like explaining for 20 minutes and failing for an hour anyway

    • @JH-il4nv
      @JH-il4nv 5 років тому +3

      my clan only allows riven legit non pepega zone u know

    • @eldritchemissary4718
      @eldritchemissary4718 5 років тому +9

      @@JH-il4nv congrats on being an elites who loves waisting time. Keep it up man

    • @JH-il4nv
      @JH-il4nv 5 років тому +2

      @@eldritchemissary4718 im sorry but it takes an extra 2 mins and keeps u from falling to the bottom of the barrel of pepegas :/

  • @mando_dablord2646
    @mando_dablord2646 5 років тому +28

    "I'm right next to you."
    *Jez looks around confused*
    *Sees Dattos head popping out from behind a Fallen thing.*
    "Hey bud."

  • @owenkuhn2776
    @owenkuhn2776 5 років тому +35

    Everybody gangsta till Jez dismantles a masterworked midnight coup

  • @KL-ft6rn
    @KL-ft6rn 5 років тому +49

    *DADDY DATTO CARRY INTENSIFIES*

  • @summr8677
    @summr8677 5 років тому +15

    When datto says no cheese but screams out “Do you have prospector”-Datto

    • @filwilliamson9149
      @filwilliamson9149 4 роки тому +1

      Datto cares about two things in destiny: Not cheesing riven and OPTIMAL DPS

  • @osullibr
    @osullibr 5 років тому +13

    "ALEXA, SHOOT THE MISSILES!!!" lol

  • @samuelresnick364
    @samuelresnick364 5 років тому +73

    Me: *sees jez put out title pole*
    Also Me: It's only a matter of time....

  • @Forcer69
    @Forcer69 5 років тому +40

    There was a guy with Jötunn at guardiancon, can somebody tell me how to meet that man?

    • @HCgamer4
      @HCgamer4 5 років тому +2

      Those were my exact thoughts, honestly that was so funny

  • @CoachD4
    @CoachD4 5 років тому +55

    *Jez, I bought some new socks today*
    Thx 4 caring~

    • @Th3Jez
      @Th3Jez  5 років тому +21

      BIG shopping plays

  • @jadenbishop2297
    @jadenbishop2297 5 років тому +34

    Yoink it! Yeet it! - From the creators of Bop It
    😂

  • @tera3833
    @tera3833 5 років тому +31

    floaty boi do insta-kill boi, but watch out for double swords boi as well....thats how you do crown boi!

  • @xishieh
    @xishieh 5 років тому +221

    Why not upload the whole 4 hours. Every activity you're in is funny

    • @tnzn4951
      @tnzn4951 5 років тому +8

      And most importantly.. Uncensored lmao

    • @xishieh
      @xishieh 5 років тому +7

      @@tnzn4951 I'd agree but Jez (slayer of all titans(including himself)) needs to stay monetised

    • @TobiSamaEatinCookies
      @TobiSamaEatinCookies 5 років тому +3

      I would 100% watch 4 hours of the Titan Slayer himself raid w/ the bois and Danielle

    • @tnzn4951
      @tnzn4951 5 років тому

      @@xishieh I totally agree lmao

    • @nohwonatol8248
      @nohwonatol8248 5 років тому

      Split it into segments.

  • @Magnet977
    @Magnet977 4 роки тому +5

    "WHY DID YOU LIE TO MEEEEEE?!"
    That could very easily be the epitaph for the grave of Datto and Jez's friendship, which was almost obliterated by a grenade to the feet.

  • @magnatix8677
    @magnatix8677 5 років тому +54

    Wow, that has to be the most efficiency raidteam mankind ever will see. I am glad you captured this and show us the creme de la creme of it.
    Huge youtube-pp there jez. Huge play.

  • @orchatayamum4117
    @orchatayamum4117 5 років тому +56

    I wish my raids would even go half this well, Aussie servers are a joke

  • @omrumpca8693
    @omrumpca8693 5 років тому +13

    My last wish is to have people to raid with lmao

  • @Krowno_
    @Krowno_ 5 років тому +10

    So, Jeb, Mr. Optimal, Trvl, Dom the 3mon, Blub Weestlo, and Watts, doing ALL OF THE THINGS!! Pure entertainment for 25 minutes!!!

  • @muratendmo
    @muratendmo 4 роки тому +14

    "I've never used a tank before"
    you played red war though

  • @SpicyTakisMan
    @SpicyTakisMan 5 років тому +10

    Ooooh 24 Minute Video,
    Datto:”Jez, You have achieved maximum DPS”

  • @liam-qw4rd
    @liam-qw4rd 5 років тому +9

    “Every raid but only the funny parts” so basically whenever Jez and Datto are talking

  • @XGCSQUEEX
    @XGCSQUEEX 5 років тому +24

    Damn blue
    That was some hella compliment monologue

  • @communistwoofer9428
    @communistwoofer9428 5 років тому +6

    She looked so happy when she showed the chocolates 😂

  • @ryanbarker3978
    @ryanbarker3978 5 років тому +6

    "Do you have a res?"
    "Yes"
    "WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?!?"

  • @marlonthomas2713
    @marlonthomas2713 5 років тому +2

    The amount of innuendos are god tier. Jez "I'm a side to side type of guy myself." I see you're a man of culture as well. 🤣🤣

  • @thediablorank1321
    @thediablorank1321 5 років тому +11

    Father and son bonding!

  • @piersM
    @piersM 4 роки тому +5

    Jez: "I've never used a tank"
    Me: so, you've never played Red War... BOI

  • @nilescharlson4527
    @nilescharlson4527 5 років тому +9

    Realizing jez didn’t realize exotics help triumph

  • @raspberrychewy1931
    @raspberrychewy1931 5 років тому +4

    ‘I’ve been playing Civ all day’ Danielle I love Civ! Hell yeah

  • @Cakakrabbypatty
    @Cakakrabbypatty 5 років тому +6

    I had captions on during the intro and it said
    "Blue we're slow" 🤣🤣

  • @lordenel9715
    @lordenel9715 5 років тому +17

    It's Jez and dad again 😩❤️

  • @XAVES
    @XAVES 5 років тому +7

    I started this video in another tab and wasn't paying attention until I heard "Danielle blew westlo".

    • @CC-tl3zs
      @CC-tl3zs 4 роки тому

      Where the hell was this

  • @Rafael-2105
    @Rafael-2105 5 років тому +2

    Danielle: What should we use for Riven?
    Datto, screaming across his room: DO YOU HAVE PROSPECTOR?????

  • @pgrec09
    @pgrec09 5 років тому +4

    Danielle's laugh absolutely kills me every time 😂

  • @nadersaber72
    @nadersaber72 5 років тому +43

    Wow thanks for not picking the title I suggested

  • @ben-yu3mh
    @ben-yu3mh 5 років тому +5

    6:48 “i HaVe ReTrIeVeD iT”

  • @bluecloak_7773
    @bluecloak_7773 5 років тому +1

    I, a viewer, am more invested in the C O N T E N T when I see Jez fulfill a role in a raid.

  • @pagansjudgment
    @pagansjudgment 5 років тому +2

    In all seriousness....Danielle's laugh gives me life. Lol

  • @jag8015
    @jag8015 5 років тому +6

    Petition to name Jez, Datto, Danielle, Dom, Blue, and Watts as "The Meme Team"

  • @honterrr
    @honterrr 5 років тому +11

    Yo Jez! You have been my favorite content creator on youtube for forever! I love your humor and keep it up!

  • @shadowblazr5450
    @shadowblazr5450 5 років тому +1

    23:37 Jez be going absolute ham in this clip

  • @holdensullivan4966
    @holdensullivan4966 5 років тому +1

    when datto sounds like he's genuinely excited about receiving the mobs justices
    now thats an epic gamer moment

  • @MrFanBoyDee
    @MrFanBoyDee 5 років тому +5

    it's always crazy to see how much jez doesnt know about the game he plays FOR A LIVING

  • @WatermelonCat941
    @WatermelonCat941 5 років тому +4

    Great video Jez! I love your stuff and Datto's as well so it is super enjoyable!

  • @nox-.ie1
    @nox-.ie1 5 років тому +2

    I did this with my whole clan back to back and it was so fun. Destiny 2 really is meant to play with friends, I regret ever doing everything solo. The banter was great between us.

  • @laurenceschuler9571
    @laurenceschuler9571 5 років тому +1

    best part of this whole video was amy with the chocolate

  • @ehrlichergobbler
    @ehrlichergobbler 5 років тому +10

    Not gonna lie Jez, this was probably the one video i was waiting for the most; Datto AND Blue AND all the Raids???

  • @syiuh
    @syiuh 4 роки тому +3

    This man predicted when the ad's come 🤣

  • @Ferodra
    @Ferodra 4 роки тому

    I haven't even done a single raid in this game so far - yet i enjoy those videos so much :D

  • @blondiech
    @blondiech 2 роки тому +1

    Jez doesn’t realise how lucky he is to be friends with datto

  • @aaronoosterbeek2461
    @aaronoosterbeek2461 4 роки тому +3

    “Imagine unironically going leviathan in year 3”... calling out my entire clan

  • @theaces_lastwish7481
    @theaces_lastwish7481 5 років тому +4

    Every thing is funny with you and all those guys! My first last wish took the same time as all your raids😂

  • @WilliamSpringtrapAfton570
    @WilliamSpringtrapAfton570 3 роки тому

    Bruh, you lot are the funniest Destiny youtubers I've ever watched, the ability to blend humor with a serious game is unreal, keep up the good work and I wish you the best in the new raid.

  • @renegadethesandwing02050
    @renegadethesandwing02050 4 місяці тому +1

    "there goes Petra's" im stealing that lmao

  • @LadPasta
    @LadPasta 5 років тому +4

    MEME TIME MEME TIME MEME TIME
    that melee was perfectly balanced

  • @domth3demon173
    @domth3demon173 5 років тому +6

    Using Chaperone at the end, such a crutch imo

    • @Th3Jez
      @Th3Jez  5 років тому +2

      lmaaoooo

  • @Ghost-xi6ng
    @Ghost-xi6ng 4 роки тому +1

    Blue: if you eat a strand of his hair you’ll turn into all might
    I’m dying from that comment

  • @ccmusic2249
    @ccmusic2249 5 років тому

    Dropping that crucible footage and just walking away from us like that. You're an animal! I love it!

  • @iaminsanity2238
    @iaminsanity2238 5 років тому +4

    24:10
    You had ONE JOB

  • @carazy123_
    @carazy123_ 5 років тому +3

    "Sign my Jotunn" haha
    Notice Blue moan at 8:28
    23:12 What is that leg armor and its respective shader

  • @TheMadScorpyon
    @TheMadScorpyon 4 роки тому

    It's great seeing that Dattos Chaos method for Churro Shi is just how our group just does it lol

  • @johneldas2009
    @johneldas2009 5 років тому +1

    5:06 Jez intimidating Shuro Chi instead of dpsing lmao

  • @cooptrooper6491
    @cooptrooper6491 5 років тому +9

    I see u listened to the boys vote

  • @SirTankey
    @SirTankey 5 років тому +5

    I can never not hear it as "Lemayo" damn it.

  • @Erevae
    @Erevae 5 років тому +1

    I think my favourite part of this video is what I suspect to be a cut off Danielle screaming "fuck!" at the end of Scourge upon not getting Anarchy.

  • @Saujion
    @Saujion 5 років тому +3

    "how do I teabag in a tank" XD

  • @BuenoPigeon
    @BuenoPigeon 4 роки тому +5

    60% of this video consists of Danielle laughing

  • @loppunnyisbay1933
    @loppunnyisbay1933 5 років тому +6

    I'm done she uses the same call-out as I do lmao
    69 fish

  • @U_Camp-U_Die
    @U_Camp-U_Die 4 роки тому

    This man used missiles on SOTP boss and didn’t even know xD. Love you jez ❤️❤️

  • @Braver-Seven
    @Braver-Seven 5 років тому

    This was so fun to watch, peak destiny! Thanks

  • @PassTheSaltLIVE
    @PassTheSaltLIVE 5 років тому +14

    comments section: "jEz iS bAd"

  • @Widowslayker
    @Widowslayker 5 років тому +3

    trvldanielle: Full time freelancer. Lancer of all Frees. :)

  • @showerh
    @showerh 5 років тому +1

    Jez the raid slayer, slayer of all raids.

  • @glquam07
    @glquam07 5 років тому +1

    11:30 I remember this moment from Datto's stream. If his chat wasn't in followers mode only, you would have seen "tell jez to put this in his next video"

  • @MineTurtIez
    @MineTurtIez 5 років тому +5

    If its the funny parts than why is it longer than zero seconds?
    HAHAHAHAHA

  • @ricerice8940
    @ricerice8940 5 років тому

    The huge Inagural Address doorway looks like a copy/paste of the chasm between the two sides with the floaty Hive bridge in the middle in the D1 Regicide mission when you beat the crap out of Oryx the first time. Ah, the good ol' days

  • @---mp8vy
    @---mp8vy 3 роки тому

    “Did you just UberEats like 15 chocolate bars to our house?”
    Amy and her 15 chocolate bars:
    Allow us to introduce ourselves

  • @nmbr1seattlefan
    @nmbr1seattlefan 5 років тому

    ‘Just add it to my tab, I’m already owed significant royalties’ 😂😂😂

  • @mattstock1189
    @mattstock1189 5 років тому +1

    Honestly one of the funniest vids I've watched in a while. Please do more vids with blue!!!

  • @kateg7910
    @kateg7910 5 років тому

    amy buying those chocolate bars is a goddamn MOOD

  • @Ace342
    @Ace342 5 років тому +1

    As usual, thanks for the smiles and laughs, keep up the amazing work, Jez

  • @Arnamoo
    @Arnamoo 5 років тому

    Jez during all the raids: "I dunno how to do this" lmao xD