Tom Clark Burnt Toast ik about the feature I just haven’t had the time to hook up with a fire team I haven’t done: Any raid Shattered throne Chasm of screams Don’t have rat king (ik sad) Only two nightfalls completed (both for lumina quest) Have yet to enter a competitive and iron banner match Ik it’s sad just don’t have the time to find a fireteam
"WHY DID YOU LIE TO MEEEEEE?!" That could very easily be the epitaph for the grave of Datto and Jez's friendship, which was almost obliterated by a grenade to the feet.
Wow, that has to be the most efficiency raidteam mankind ever will see. I am glad you captured this and show us the creme de la creme of it. Huge youtube-pp there jez. Huge play.
I did this with my whole clan back to back and it was so fun. Destiny 2 really is meant to play with friends, I regret ever doing everything solo. The banter was great between us.
Bruh, you lot are the funniest Destiny youtubers I've ever watched, the ability to blend humor with a serious game is unreal, keep up the good work and I wish you the best in the new raid.
11:30 I remember this moment from Datto's stream. If his chat wasn't in followers mode only, you would have seen "tell jez to put this in his next video"
WATCH PART 2 - bit.ly/2U1foP6
OR BUY SOME MERCH - teespring.com/stores/Jez
you're hilarious
spicy
Nice wow big cuul
Dank Reggie plays it’s not cuul to juul
@@steppe7369 I'm fucking 12 wdym and I don't want lung cancer so I'm not stupid
i am not that funny, don't let jez's edit fool you
Love you datto
Datto, I want to like this comment, because it’s a Datto comment. But you’re perfect in every way, so I don’t like it when you self criticise... :^(
And he didn’t even pin your comment. What a rude boi
still the best titty streamer out there
Shhhhhh... just let him have this
Jez: Imagine unironically doing the leviathan raid in year 3.
Me who has yet to complete it and has been playing since the beta: dont talk to me
Zebmie actually me lololol
Only us solo players understand...
@@beneb8188 D2 companion app and website: am i a joke to you?
Beneb818 lfg has always been available
Tom Clark Burnt Toast ik about the feature I just haven’t had the time to hook up with a fire team
I haven’t done:
Any raid
Shattered throne
Chasm of screams
Don’t have rat king (ik sad)
Only two nightfalls completed (both for lumina quest)
Have yet to enter a competitive and iron banner match
Ik it’s sad just don’t have the time to find a fireteam
‘Every Raid but only the Datto parts ft Funny.’ Title revised
Every funny but only the datto raid ft parts
Every but only raid datto the ft parts
and that one amy moment
Every butt the parts funny
Every datto but only the raid parts ft funny
Jez: “did you just uber eats 15 chocolate bars to our house rn?”
Amy: *comes into shot holding a bunch of chocolate bars*
Honestly I think that was one of my favorite parts in the video. Also chocolate is freaking awesome!
Australia has UberEats?
A 24 min Jez vid with Datto, Danielle, Blue and other gamers?
This is true content
Lazy Badger wish he had fruit as well
The guy who "brought the toaster to GuardianCon" is my clanmate hahahaha
OMG really? That is hilarious!
lucky
What toaster? He brought a Jotunn
@@eyoshinthemaximum whats the difference
Nobody cares
It took 4 hours to do all the raids,
my team took 4 hour finding a 6th
hahahaha. I am so sorry, but at the same time when you put it that way it's rly funny
Datto screaming "WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME"
Is my aesthetic
Jez putting datto in his title for C L O U T
you've been caught jez.
ofc
All that for a drop of C L O U T
“Imagine unironically running leviathan in year 3”
*Still hasn’t run leviathan once* ok wow didn’t realize that I came here to get personally attacked
Same lmao
thatlonleyguy Me three lol
OMG ITS BLUE OH MY GOD ITS FINALLY HAPPENING IM GONNA SCREAM
G Loock yearly nightfall with blue
Now fruit needs to play with j3z
I love Blue but in my heart i'm still team fruit
"Has Jez ever done a raid?"
*holding legend of acrius*
"no"
BlueWestlo?
That makes 3 Dream team members to raid with you. Wonder if Fruit is next
Jez, Blue, Rhabby, Fruit, Datto, and Shark
Andre McGee rip bless
Fruit still recovering from the heart break
Heart break?
That would be an interesting video
I love how aggressively Datto says _"DO YOU HAVE PROSPECTOR?"_ at 8:00
It gets me evwry time
Jez: Also I'm dead
Datto: Nah, you're big chillin'
Kalli: *grins*
Datto: Awwww
They did riven legit
Real pro raiders
No they wasted 4mins
I bet Datto forced them to... lmao
@@sleepyy0000 obviously😂
Who does that?!
Literally only did riven legit once and I have 20+ clears
Every raid but you forgot destiny 1 :(
Yoyo Toad i was really hoping it would include d1 raids
Me:
*Hyped when I get Arsenic Bite or something*
Jez:
*Casually dismantles Midnight Coup with Outlaw and Rampage*
Lynx Arctic since it’s an earlier weapon with fixed rolls, he can pull a new one out of his collections at any time
Its a fixed roll
The fact that Datto always does Riven legit makes me think whether he’s from Area 51
Riven legit is wayyy funner than cheesing
@@marcusgetten3022 If you like explaining for 20 minutes and failing for an hour anyway
my clan only allows riven legit non pepega zone u know
@@JH-il4nv congrats on being an elites who loves waisting time. Keep it up man
@@eldritchemissary4718 im sorry but it takes an extra 2 mins and keeps u from falling to the bottom of the barrel of pepegas :/
"I'm right next to you."
*Jez looks around confused*
*Sees Dattos head popping out from behind a Fallen thing.*
"Hey bud."
Everybody gangsta till Jez dismantles a masterworked midnight coup
When datto says no cheese but screams out “Do you have prospector”-Datto
Datto cares about two things in destiny: Not cheesing riven and OPTIMAL DPS
"ALEXA, SHOOT THE MISSILES!!!" lol
*DADDY DATTO CARRY INTENSIFIES*
Me: *sees jez put out title pole*
Also Me: It's only a matter of time....
"WHY DID YOU LIE TO MEEEEEE?!"
That could very easily be the epitaph for the grave of Datto and Jez's friendship, which was almost obliterated by a grenade to the feet.
There was a guy with Jötunn at guardiancon, can somebody tell me how to meet that man?
Those were my exact thoughts, honestly that was so funny
I wish my raids would even go half this well, Aussie servers are a joke
Yoink it! Yeet it! - From the creators of Bop It
😂
So, Jeb, Mr. Optimal, Trvl, Dom the 3mon, Blub Weestlo, and Watts, doing ALL OF THE THINGS!! Pure entertainment for 25 minutes!!!
Wow, that has to be the most efficiency raidteam mankind ever will see. I am glad you captured this and show us the creme de la creme of it.
Huge youtube-pp there jez. Huge play.
*Jez, I bought some new socks today*
Thx 4 caring~
BIG shopping plays
floaty boi do insta-kill boi, but watch out for double swords boi as well....thats how you do crown boi!
Yes
Ooooh 24 Minute Video,
Datto:”Jez, You have achieved maximum DPS”
“Every raid but only the funny parts” so basically whenever Jez and Datto are talking
Why not upload the whole 4 hours. Every activity you're in is funny
And most importantly.. Uncensored lmao
@@tnzn4951 I'd agree but Jez (slayer of all titans(including himself)) needs to stay monetised
I would 100% watch 4 hours of the Titan Slayer himself raid w/ the bois and Danielle
@@xishieh I totally agree lmao
Split it into segments.
Yo Jez! You have been my favorite content creator on youtube for forever! I love your humor and keep it up!
The amount of innuendos are god tier. Jez "I'm a side to side type of guy myself." I see you're a man of culture as well. 🤣🤣
Damn blue
That was some hella compliment monologue
"I've never used a tank before"
you played red war though
Danielle's laugh absolutely kills me every time 😂
She looked so happy when she showed the chocolates 😂
Great video Jez! I love your stuff and Datto's as well so it is super enjoyable!
"Do you have a res?"
"Yes"
"WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME?!?"
‘I’ve been playing Civ all day’ Danielle I love Civ! Hell yeah
Danielle: What should we use for Riven?
Datto, screaming across his room: DO YOU HAVE PROSPECTOR?????
I had captions on during the intro and it said
"Blue we're slow" 🤣🤣
when datto sounds like he's genuinely excited about receiving the mobs justices
now thats an epic gamer moment
My last wish is to have people to raid with lmao
In all seriousness....Danielle's laugh gives me life. Lol
Father and son bonding!
"there goes Petra's" im stealing that lmao
Jez: "I've never used a tank"
Me: so, you've never played Red War... BOI
It's Jez and dad again 😩❤️
Realizing jez didn’t realize exotics help triumph
By far best video you have posted it’s all I have ever wanted
I started this video in another tab and wasn't paying attention until I heard "Danielle blew westlo".
Where the hell was this
I did this with my whole clan back to back and it was so fun. Destiny 2 really is meant to play with friends, I regret ever doing everything solo. The banter was great between us.
Wow thanks for not picking the title I suggested
I think my favourite part of this video is what I suspect to be a cut off Danielle screaming "fuck!" at the end of Scourge upon not getting Anarchy.
Bruh, you lot are the funniest Destiny youtubers I've ever watched, the ability to blend humor with a serious game is unreal, keep up the good work and I wish you the best in the new raid.
6:48 “i HaVe ReTrIeVeD iT”
Honestly one of the funniest vids I've watched in a while. Please do more vids with blue!!!
Not gonna lie Jez, this was probably the one video i was waiting for the most; Datto AND Blue AND all the Raids???
Jez, Blue, Datto and Danielle in one video? POGGERS
Every thing is funny with you and all those guys! My first last wish took the same time as all your raids😂
5:06 Jez intimidating Shuro Chi instead of dpsing lmao
it's always crazy to see how much jez doesnt know about the game he plays FOR A LIVING
As usual, thanks for the smiles and laughs, keep up the amazing work, Jez
MEME TIME MEME TIME MEME TIME
that melee was perfectly balanced
I feel like raiding wit jez would be the best time ever
This man predicted when the ad's come 🤣
23:37 Jez be going absolute ham in this clip
“Imagine unironically going leviathan in year 3”... calling out my entire clan
I, a viewer, am more invested in the C O N T E N T when I see Jez fulfill a role in a raid.
"Sign my Jotunn" haha
Notice Blue moan at 8:28
23:12 What is that leg armor and its respective shader
Ty for having me! Fantastic vid per usual.
24:10
You had ONE JOB
Dropping that crucible footage and just walking away from us like that. You're an animal! I love it!
Petition to name Jez, Datto, Danielle, Dom, Blue, and Watts as "The Meme Team"
JEZ YOU SPOIL US WITH THIS
I see u listened to the boys vote
Jez the raid slayer, slayer of all raids.
Using Chaperone at the end, such a crutch imo
lmaaoooo
24:10
24 for the 24:02 LW
00:10 for the possible amount of time between Be Bold's CoS clear and Datto's
comments section: "jEz iS bAd"
"how do I teabag in a tank" XD
I can never not hear it as "Lemayo" damn it.
Lol. Danielle sounds like a great raid member. Keeps the good vibes up
60% of this video consists of Danielle laughing
Favorite Jez vid so far! love love love! keep up the great stuff my dude!
I'm done she uses the same call-out as I do lmao
69 fish
best part of this whole video was amy with the chocolate
trvldanielle: Full time freelancer. Lancer of all Frees. :)
I haven't even done a single raid in this game so far - yet i enjoy those videos so much :D
If its the funny parts than why is it longer than zero seconds?
HAHAHAHAHA
"DO
YOU
HAVE
PROSPECTOR?"
-Datto 2019
when was that??
The pinnacle of UA-cam content right here BOIs
11:30 I remember this moment from Datto's stream. If his chat wasn't in followers mode only, you would have seen "tell jez to put this in his next video"