Taking Care Of A Neko (ASMR Roleplay) [Neko Listener] [F4A]

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  • Опубліковано 13 гру 2024

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  • @TheNotSoFunnyClown
    @TheNotSoFunnyClown 2 роки тому +139

    "I'm not going to drop kick a kitten" **proceeds to do it anyways**
    *NEW HIGH SCORE*

  • @dmr778810
    @dmr778810 2 роки тому +86

    "Aw... They're not letting go of me..."
    *Hanging by the claws, completely asleep, snoring loudly*

  • @chuchupow
    @chuchupow 2 роки тому +80

    Did anyone else think of getting knocked tf out when the mom told fake that the listener liked being rocked? If not then I now feel old

  • @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561
    @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 2 роки тому +46

    3:21 “okay, is there so kinda way you’ll cooperate with me?
    Bacon?”
    MAH BOY!!

  • @mirage809
    @mirage809 2 роки тому +37

    "Drop kick a kitten"
    What the actual fudge is that line? Had me in tears with laughter.

    • @Shy_guy700
      @Shy_guy700 9 місяців тому

      I died of laughter

  • @Bl00d_m00n9
    @Bl00d_m00n9 8 місяців тому +4

    3:12. WHY WOULD YOU THINK OF DROP KICKING ME!?!? 😢

  • @kalemuffins8547
    @kalemuffins8547 2 роки тому +31

    You know what cats love? Milk. You know what milk makes? Glorious Wisconsin cheese.

  • @GAMINGDEVlL
    @GAMINGDEVlL 2 роки тому +14

    Dude blanket forts and bacon?! nice!

  • @Malomalosi
    @Malomalosi 2 роки тому +59

    Man that end was just adorable fake
    Also yeah, health is important 100%

  • @spidergalva
    @spidergalva 2 роки тому +37

    Cute and wholesome bonding time, love it

    • @AETHYRN
      @AETHYRN 2 роки тому +1

      'dropkick a kitten across the room' is all I have to say

    • @YNTHEBADDESTBITCH
      @YNTHEBADDESTBITCH 2 роки тому

      @@AETHYRN nuuu
      nuu dwopkick me

    • @AETHYRN
      @AETHYRN 2 роки тому

      @@YNTHEBADDESTBITCH I won't. It was a quote. You're fine. You're not hurt

    • @YNTHEBADDESTBITCH
      @YNTHEBADDESTBITCH 2 роки тому

      @@AETHYRN i nuu twust uwu

    • @AETHYRN
      @AETHYRN 2 роки тому

      @@YNTHEBADDESTBITCH I gwive wup now

  • @themaddoctor5304
    @themaddoctor5304 2 роки тому +5

    Me as a neko: *unholy screeching*

  • @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561
    @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 2 роки тому +11

    Neko: walks into room yes! Haha! LOVE ME, BITCH! FUCK YEAH!! HAHA!!😆😆
    Neko-sitter: inhale
    Boi.

    • @neuro7594
      @neuro7594 2 роки тому +4

      Neko: Proceeds to be a cute ball of fluff and chaos
      "I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL. unless you give Headpats then I wont..."

    • @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561
      @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 2 роки тому +1

      @@neuro7594 Neko: “and bacon. Headpats and bacon.
      And then we’re squared.”

    • @neuro7594
      @neuro7594 2 роки тому +2

      @@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 bet

  • @brainydragonva
    @brainydragonva 2 роки тому +7

    *Neko Listener*
    I sense a Max script...

  • @Lilkatt
    @Lilkatt 2 роки тому +3

    “She won’t be back by Monday.”
    Me:HAHAhahahah JOKES ON YOU ITS MONDAY

  • @cucumber7199
    @cucumber7199 2 роки тому +3

    Cucumber‎ Approved ‎

  • @Nobunga
    @Nobunga 2 роки тому +5

    Never had to put myself in the mindset of my cat before

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 2 роки тому +4

    For some reason I find the expression little rascal so funny

  • @minefight1606
    @minefight1606 2 роки тому +4

    It is I, king sweetheart of the kingdom of blankopus. Now, pray tell, what does thine need that is so important to disturb my precious sleep?

    • @marlo9065
      @marlo9065 2 роки тому +1

      My slumber is more important than thines impotent quarre- bacon? Oh that’s- that’s some bacon… *clears throat* ENTRY IS ALLOWED

  • @Poltato222
    @Poltato222 2 роки тому +3

    I'm not months old! I can have bacon!

  • @semiboy06
    @semiboy06 2 роки тому +1

    Yes! This is the best!

  • @JETBLACKCORD
    @JETBLACKCORD 2 роки тому +1

    Omg loved it

  • @Antonio-is2cn
    @Antonio-is2cn 2 роки тому +1

    Cute!

  • @frostbitemelondemon2969
    @frostbitemelondemon2969 2 роки тому +6

    J-Just because you're ro- *yawns* rocking me... doesn't mean... O-Oh, forget it... You've made me sleepy and I'm... sorry f- *yawns* for being bad... *drifts off to sleep*

  • @Ghostwantscheeseburber
    @Ghostwantscheeseburber Рік тому

    Officer I drop kicked that child in self defense you gotta believe me

  • @duckwatermelon5491
    @duckwatermelon5491 2 роки тому +5

    Quack

  • @C4_lampet
    @C4_lampet 7 місяців тому

    yippie

  • @ninjabluefyre3815
    @ninjabluefyre3815 2 роки тому +3

    Sweetheart is a neko? I thought it was obvious she's a Corgi.

    • @marlo9065
      @marlo9065 2 роки тому

      Hah, respect. Professor corgi 4ever

  • @nekolink7167
    @nekolink7167 2 роки тому

    Huh ....well this is a surprise

  • @elsombero1747
    @elsombero1747 2 роки тому +2

    This reminds me of a other script where a Yandere kidnaps his/her best friend's Neko because their friend was always going to some conference every single month and was leaving their neko with that yandere 😅
    Maybe this could be an idea for the part 2?
    I think that this script about the yandere and neko listener was written by WhiteKatAudios but I'm not sure which one it exactly was since it's not possible to add a link to a file name 😅

    • @MaxtheKat
      @MaxtheKat 2 роки тому

      Turns out Max is WhiteKatAudios ^^

  • @KingDragonBlood
    @KingDragonBlood 2 роки тому

    Cute

  • @sc_e1582
    @sc_e1582 2 роки тому +2

    so anyways. We gone get a part 2?

    • @MaxtheKat
      @MaxtheKat 2 роки тому +2

      Have one written, but no money to commission it. So, eventually ^^

  • @NagitosWifeSpotty
    @NagitosWifeSpotty 2 роки тому

    1:09 STANNN IN SUBBING RN I LITERALLY DO

  • @vaanmarler7979
    @vaanmarler7979 2 роки тому

    Btw, I can acually Purr. I'm not sure HOW, but I CAN. I mean it's a fuckin option :>

  • @iketoreijuu6521
    @iketoreijuu6521 2 роки тому

    crab🦀

  • @montygarlurk4637
    @montygarlurk4637 2 роки тому

    Part 2? Please!

  • @andrei3415
    @andrei3415 2 роки тому

    Beng beng

  • @Fonzie4444
    @Fonzie4444 2 роки тому +2

    God I hate how much of a brat our character is, I would absolutely drop kick this cat person.

  • @neuro7594
    @neuro7594 2 роки тому

    Headpats?

  • @carleyrothwell9116
    @carleyrothwell9116 2 роки тому

    This sounds familiar

  • @quagsire898
    @quagsire898 2 роки тому

    Quaaag

  • @adventuringporing2628
    @adventuringporing2628 2 роки тому

    😊💙

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 2 роки тому

    Hello there.

  • @chris_morgenstern2114
    @chris_morgenstern2114 2 роки тому

    Early gang

  • @orangejuiceaudio996
    @orangejuiceaudio996 2 роки тому

    I don't trust this lady either she is top close with our mom

  • @junor1400
    @junor1400 2 роки тому

    How's TF is she talking with a cat? who's in catnip? she ? right?....

  • @reddino2567
    @reddino2567 2 роки тому

    ...

  • @xgilmore
    @xgilmore 2 роки тому +1

    Early gang lol