It’s simply just better to let go and let her pet your head. It’s a win win for all parties involved, especially if you happen to be a fluffy cat person.
“Even passion has its limits” I literally was watching this video because I just stopped working on my passion project so yes passion does have its limits
"just tell me what you're working on since it's so more important than getting scritchies." Imagine having a cool chick to give me scritchies smh couldn't be me lol Good performance FAKE ❤️
Bruh, what kind of cold bitch breaks up over text? And DURING YOUR PARTNER’S PERIOD?! You deserve SO much better, fella. If she was willing to hurt you like that, getting her out of your life is a dodged bullet.
Fake: how am I supposed to pet you if you want to nap alone Me: mmmmmexactly (10 points to anyone who gets that reference, hint: all aboard the @Failboat
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They're a very 'special' friend indeed ^^ I need me a friend like that
It’s simply just better to let go and let her pet your head. It’s a win win for all parties involved, especially if you happen to be a fluffy cat person.
Friend: I wanna pet you!!!!
Neko me: No!!!!! Hisses at her.
Most reasonable men tbh
Cringe mf detected
Opinion denied
@@chaoticgood1977 Your opinion is unneeded. Denial denied.
@@crazyanimegamer5667 who care?
Why did you need to commit that @@crazyanimegamer5667
She wishes to pet omelette? A good change of pace from mercilessly devouring his kind.
This made me imagine an omelet with cat eats and a tail taped to it
@@unusual_sandwich omelette made questionable decisions for his costume in the Halloween of '09.
Cucumber Approved ❤
“Even passion has its limits”
I literally was watching this video because I just stopped working on my passion project so yes passion does have its limits
Love neko listener audios. I will let you pet me as much as you want
“Unless, they’re in the closet” I came out of the closet over a year ago and I have no plans of going back in.
Based
You’re going back in there you fucking skeleton how did you get ou-
Fuck yeah
I plan to
@@KevinHenderson-m7b do it
2:49
"No, this isn't how you play the game!"-Sakurai
Hahaha
Oooh, that was good.
Neko’s thought: “Call me kitten one more time and I swear I’ll…”
Imagine being too adorable for your own good smh couldn't be me
"just tell me what you're working on since it's so more important than getting scritchies." Imagine having a cool chick to give me scritchies smh couldn't be me lol Good performance FAKE ❤️
Getting headpats is very poggers
Based indeed
omg yes i need pets so bad such a comfy and enjoyable audio fake you always make such likeable and amazing audios
Her: I wanna pet you.
Me: Paw-don me?
Take my like and get out
Fuck you I love it.
at this point, I'm surprised there isn't a whole Playlist just called F4N (the N is for Neko)
Neko is my favorite gender. Pronouns: Purr/Nyah
@@jamesgreep9344 💀
Yay
Neko listener
My favourite type of fake vid 😁
You sounded so dead when you said it's cheaper then a real chicken pot pie
Yes. “Friend.”
I like everything about it especially the ending pretty good food
0:00 hey you your finally awake you were trying to cross the border right walked right into that imperial ambush same as us and that thief over there
Damn you stormcloaks Skyrim was fine until you came along Empire was nice and lazy
Fork loves pets and scitchies (purrrr)
Listener experiences a microaggression
Listener expresses a macro aggression
uwaa it's finally the arrival of the tags
*Purrrr*
Fantastic video. you're awesome 😊
Very Sweet video, thank you ^^ !!!
I don't think we're taking our Nekosis well.
The logic behind it?
My source is that I made it up myself 😂
Mommy not playing fair Hmphmmmm so mean kitty wants scritchies but it’s just embarrassing🥺
It actually worked
You're always very sweet!
Uh Oh The Morbius Meal
This day I have learnt what a scritchie is
This really helped me because my girlfriend broke up with me over text on my period and she knew that I was on my period.
Damn that’s just cold I hope you get a lot better man
Bruh, what kind of cold bitch breaks up over text? And DURING YOUR PARTNER’S PERIOD?! You deserve SO much better, fella. If she was willing to hurt you like that, getting her out of your life is a dodged bullet.
Who asked tho
@@chaoticgood1977 chill my guy
@@paperpetrel9360 k
Very nice
YAAAAASSSSSSS
Ayy nice
Why does the dragging on words sound like the hi im charmander guy
“What do you mean you want to nap alone?”
Clearly you aren’t getting the message here, lady
Fake: how am I supposed to pet you if you want to nap alone
Me: mmmmmexactly
(10 points to anyone who gets that reference, hint: all aboard the @Failboat
Why are these Neko People always working like they have bills to pay and not literal Cat Humans
Cats have to pay bills to. Damn freeloaders
Head Pats?
Discord intensifies
To all the people with no bitches, hang in there.
I don't take advices from someone called andrew💀💀
didn't know you were a discord mod
and historians will call them
so pet a human like a little rude thing
I called it. At around 4:40 when it said deal with it I said the exact same thing.
Is it just me but I hear miss kobayashi in her voice?
Whiplash At skritchies…..I thought we where talking pats not skritchies.
First.
☺️❤️❤️
Not gonna lie u sound like Ellen part from incredibles
Hello there..
Hi fake
🤣😂😹
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No! I'm sorry but that is haram and my faith doesn't allow it. 😔
I'm sorry but I think I've heard the same story in another video, every single sentence is the same! I see why your Channel's name is Fake asmr
yeah it's called a public script bro
Where’s the asmr 💀 ur litterally talking normally