"Tommen Head" - WoT Idol 2024

Lyrics, vocals, & video editing by Elysia Brenner
Music based on Epic Orchestra's cover of "Africa" by Toto
Lyrics:
Just call me the Daughter of the Night!
When it comes to older women you know that I make it look good
Of course Team Hair was always right
But my dark mane’s so thick and luscious people thought it was a hood
So why can’t I ever make you stay?
I’m told that I am good enough for Innkeeper Hatch, so why not you?
The Dragon thought he got away,
Next turning, I am waiting here for you!
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
Nothing a hundred Asha’men or more could ever do
Let arrows rain down on Tommen Head!
With my plan this time we’ll make sure you don’t go mad!
I’ll make the Blue Bitch unleash her bite!
There always seems to be some wiggle room in an Aes Sedai Oath or two…
And then blood calls blood tonight!
And my blood, my reborn emo, shall ever always be with you
We’re both hiding our monsters inside…
Don’t be frightened of these things that we 've become!
So come to Tel’aran’rhiod and we’ll screw!
I drilled the Bore…now imagine what I’ll do to you!
Like fire raining down on Tommen Head
Leave your coat on when we go to bed
Ishy’s not the only Chosen touching you!
Better than you’d find in some stupid igloo
Nothing Elayne, Aviendah, or Min could ever do
Think of the glory in Tommen Head!
3,000 years and our love still isn’t dead (3,000 years)
I’ll tie you up on my dream dom wheel (dream dom wheel)
You can call me by any of my names, for real
I’ll let the Light win in the end (Light’s gonna win)
Don’t tell Perrin that Sanderson says I’m not dead!
Images from: The Wheel of Time (Amazon Prime), Mixkit, Pixabay
(Fair use / Creative Commons licenses)
A special thank you to my two favorite Rands - Randellena and Rant al'More - for lyrics consultation.