Holy shit this animation just unlocked a wild memory lmao Back when I was at the prime of my hyper fixation on Gabriel I remember writing this one-shot about him and a terminal discussing (I kid you not) *chairs* The main setting took place in hell where Gabriel was reminiscing on the chaos that arose after god's disappearance. He recalled how he (and all angels alike) had been left with an unbearable sense of dread, as they scrambled to try and find some form of guidance, order, and most importantly, purpose. One thing led to another and Gabriel ended up confronting one of the terminals after it made fun of him, calling him and all angels 'USLESS CHAIRS' He was confused by the insult until the machine explained itself: 'A CHAIR EXISTS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE TO BE USED, TO BE SIT ON. WITHOUT PEOPLE, CHAIRS ARE PURPOSELES, USELESS SCRAP'. MUCH LIKE ANGELS EXIST TO SERVE AND BE USED BY THEIR GOD, WITH THEIR GOD, THEY ARE PURPOSELESS, USELESS S-' And it ends with Gabriel punching the terminal lol Fanfic memories aside, amazing use of $30 dollars, great animation
@DemonicIntegrity I mostly write for my own so it's not published anywhere, instead it lies buried among many files in my PC lol However, now I'm considering postings it
Bro explaining it like i only use lamps to SEAT on 😭🙏 Edit: A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, such as the Black Mesa facility. (Funny weird sfx at end)
this really reminds me of dr coomer reciting the entire wikipedia article about chairs from his memory in half life but the AI is self aware oh wait it is a direct reference to it
Man I like this new fact about him! Perhaps I could get him his own chair, no wait, he already has one. His son that doesn't exist might've also inherited the chair obsession XD
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Holy shit this animation just unlocked a wild memory lmao
Back when I was at the prime of my hyper fixation on Gabriel I remember writing this one-shot about him and a terminal discussing (I kid you not) *chairs*
The main setting took place in hell where Gabriel was reminiscing on the chaos that arose after god's disappearance.
He recalled how he (and all angels alike) had been left with an unbearable sense of dread, as they scrambled to try and find some form of guidance, order, and most importantly, purpose.
One thing led to another and Gabriel ended up confronting one of the terminals after it made fun of him, calling him and all angels 'USLESS CHAIRS'
He was confused by the insult until the machine explained itself:
'A CHAIR EXISTS FOR THE SOLE PURPOSE TO BE USED, TO BE SIT ON.
WITHOUT PEOPLE, CHAIRS ARE PURPOSELES, USELESS SCRAP'.
MUCH LIKE ANGELS EXIST TO SERVE AND BE USED BY THEIR GOD, WITH THEIR GOD, THEY ARE PURPOSELESS, USELESS S-'
And it ends with Gabriel punching the terminal lol
Fanfic memories aside, amazing use of $30 dollars, great animation
Hah, pin of Holyness.
@@Eye-Of-The-Beholder she my wife btw omg
@@rnbois6346 You are the light in my darkness, Ultrakilled spouse
oh my god drop the link bestie
@DemonicIntegrity I mostly write for my own so it's not published anywhere, instead it lies buried among many files in my PC lol
However, now I'm considering postings it
People paying Gianni to say the most random things is the best thing ever
i hate chairs i will never forgive them for what they did to me
You also got a concussion from them?
they took my wife in the divorce
You once lost the game where you need to circle around a chair while the music plays?
Filbus hater
@@TurquoiseFan23 you lost the game
Bro has a grudge against metal
That's probably because it reminds him of the machine he truly despises so much, that he just wants to destroy that piece of scrap metal already.
@godzillac2002 nah, I think it's cuz he stubbed his toe
@@thislink1519 I:|
Ramza pfp spotted... PEAK!!!
I would geuss
Didn't know Gabriel was related to Dr. Coomer
0:29 Why are the chairs dancing? Are they stupid?
“Council, the resonance cascade has begun!”
“… You did WHAT?”
" TO METAL 👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹👹"
"RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" got me
thank you Mr. Ultrakill i had no idea this video changed my life
Oh, this video is quite humoro- IS THAT HALF-LIFE
as someone hyperfixated on ultrakill and hlvrai, this is peak
Ah, hello machine! another day another FISTFUL OF DOLLAR am I right?
Truly the most well spent 30$
Thank you Holly. I recognized that speech immediatly lmao.
Hello Minos!
Look Machine, ropes!
Feed my- my +FISTFUL OF DOLLAR
Black Mesa Research Facility mentioned by Gabriel Ultrakill. Crossover episode?
Gabriel tried to land a job at sesame street by auditioning about chairs
i was wondering if this was an hlvrai reference up until 0:58 lol
What a nice cha- HELLO GORDON!
Mans got a peer reviewed study on chairs.
Half-Life mentioned 🔥🔥🔥
Bro explaining it like i only use lamps to SEAT on 😭🙏
Edit:
A chair is a piece of furniture with a raised surface supported by legs, commonly used to seat a single person. Chairs are supported most often by four legs and have a back; however, a chair can have three legs or can have a different shape. Chairs are made of a wide variety of materials, ranging from wood to metal to synthetic material (e.g. plastic), and they may be padded or upholstered in various colors and fabrics, either just on the seat (as with some dining room chairs) or on the entire chair. Chairs are used in a number of rooms in homes (e.g. in living rooms, dining rooms, and dens), in schools and offices (with desks), and in various other workplaces, such as the Black Mesa facility.
(Funny weird sfx at end)
…So you’re NOT supposed to sit on lamps.
Yeah, I knew that. Totally.
0:27 the hatred in his armor for metal. V1 ruined everything
Thank you Gabriel, very interesting
I LOVE THIS VIDEO
@@JamesAnderson-c2x *COOL THANKS*
Hlvrai reference yippee
my hatred for chairs runs deep (i tore my meniscus while sitting down on one)
It's sad that Gabriel Ultrakill died at the end of All dogs go to heaven 2
this really reminds me of dr coomer reciting the entire wikipedia article about chairs from his memory in half life but the AI is self aware
oh wait
it is a direct reference to it
I didn't even tell Gianni to include the black mesa line. He just did that on his own, he knew.
This is a masterpiece.
i see the hlvrai fans are here
Man I like this new fact about him! Perhaps I could get him his own chair, no wait, he already has one. His son that doesn't exist might've also inherited the chair obsession XD
And perhaps in my own universe where Gabriel is a digimon named Kudamon 2006, that chair obsession might kick in...
But who knows?
HELLO GORDON
very well spent
30$ well spent
4th best ultrakill character
Chairs
im crying this is so good
I can tell you used the marksman to get coins, didn't you?
shiiiiiiii i didnt know chairs could be made out of synthetic materials (eg. plastic) thank u gabriel
I need Gabriel explains bed mattresses now
why is this so funny what is my humor
I now know chair
Real
I hope next time Gabriel explain a shower or bath
Table
>:)
Hlvrai reference?
So… what is a couch
@@P4t4t0guy big chair
@@DeputyDexindear god
chair🪑
BOOOO
HLVRAI REFERENCE!?
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