12 'Naughty' Cruise Tips Adults Will Want to Know
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- Опубліковано 27 чер 2024
- Want the real scoop on cruising... about the things that might be a little risque to discuss? I'm talking about getting busy on the balcony, what to know about sneaking drinks on the cruise, and even going bare on a ship.
Well then buckle up, because I'm diving into naughty tips and things to know about your next cruise. I'm guessing you won't see these anywhere else!
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For those people looking to be romantic and value privacy on their balcony I recomend the rear facing extened balconies on the Carnival Spirt class ships. These balconies are so deep you have privacy. But please keep it to after the night club closes and don't scream to loud.
I take it that you already tried it out 🤣🤣🤣
Wife and I were told by the staff on a cruise, with a grin, dont do anything on the balcony: Everything is watched and recorded there. HAHAHA
I'd recommend staying in the privacy of your room!
Or risk getting seen!
Carnival Spurt is the ships name? 😂
@@Sinjinator carnival spurt or carnival squirt?
I was on a royal caribean cruise once on the dating game a young couple was asked weirdest place youve done it. The young man bragged. On the balcony before we came here. For the rest of the cruise whenever this guy showed his face someone would yell out balcony man, tho which he would start dancing pumping his fists in the air. Ha ha alot of fun
Drink packages aren't just for alcohol. You can get a lower priced package without alcohol. My beverage consumption is 3-4 drinks with alcohol per day, then lots of water, soda, specialty coffees and non alcoholic frozen drinks. Some ships have shakes and smoothies included. Get a water and /or energy drinks to take ashore. This gets you your money's worth.
My wife and I went our first cruise for our honeymoon. We had a wraparound balcony on the back corner of the ship. We checked all around the deck and found the decks offered great privacy. Every night was a good bang fest but we did make sure the light was off and my wife did keep a pillow over her face because she can get a little loud 😂
even the wrap around balconies can be seen of ship cameras!
so you were watched!
I’m sure the crew sees that stuff all the time gets boring after a while
pillow over face why not paper bag
He ran out of Paper Bag's...😃😃😃
OH! So that WAS you guys. Yeah; I could hardly get any sleep that cruise. (chuckles)
"I will just randomly start sinking cruise ships". "we aren't losing our best or brightest".
Bill Burr
Amen LOL
1:56 - Medicines to help you in the bedroom. That will be aspirin for the wife’s headache.
When my wife says she has a headache I assure her I won't touch her head.
@@Flussig1but will she touch yours?
I was minding my business on my balcony, Carnival cruise. Could hear my neighbour talking with his wife, gf. Without intention I glanced at the reflective glass and to my dismay could see the woman pleasuring herself in her balcony chair. Im glad you mentioned the reflective glass, I have lived the experience.
Lol. Surprise!
I’m sure that must have been horrible 😅 and you immediately looked away!!
Now be honest, did you enjoy your show😂
@@mrljlanier spent the rest of the cruise waiting for an encore.
I assume you meant wife or girlfriend? Because if you meant that there were two women in the room, 😳👍💥💥
This is like the best cruise video I’ve ever seen.
I’ve been looking at every video but still haven’t taken the plunge.
As for drink packages, we just purchased a premium for $94.00 a day. Fifteen top shelf ($20.00 or less each) drinks per 24 hours, but bundled was juice bar (11.50 per) premium desserts anytime no limit, wi-fi up to 4 devices pp which would have been $33.00 per day, a dinner in one specialty resterauant, reserved seating in shows, a photo package $68.00 value. And something else that escapes me now, but the point is doing the math and knowing I dont just like beer helps me make it worth the price. Good job with channel btw..
Our first cruise we went on a few years ago was on carnival. We took a bottle of Tequila Rose with us. We left the room not long after getting on the ship and when we came back the room attendant had put the bottle of Tequila Rose on ice for us.
I think they’re just looking for a nice tip. Which we did on the last day. Since then then we like to tip the first day in hopefully getting a little extra attention when needed.
Since then we’ve been on Royal Caribbean, Princess and Virgin Voyage. LOVE Cruises!
Be aware that the DEA has tested random Mexican pharmacies in the last 4few months and found approx 40% of medications are not genuine, but may include inert ingredients or fentanyl.
Oh the DEA perfume that study? Must be reliable then…..
Listen I paid my money! That balcony belongs to me. Enjoy your show!😂
😂😂😂
Fact!!! Love our balcony shenanigans
@@AggyThomas that’s exactly why I got it and the drink package. There will be a few encounters on that balcony.
We took several carnival cruise that had the top less decks. Quite an adventure that my husband throughly enjoyed!!
Yes , the ones l was on the topless areas were the least crowed. Ship l was on had a hugh topless deck with tennis cout and a track around it. 1:46 One trip l was laughing at the guys walking around staring at all women. I was just laying there with my headphones on. Suddenly a few of the showgirls were gathered around me striking up conversation. After a while l politely asked why me? They stated l wasn't staring at them and didn't creep them out. Ended up being a great trip!
Ya, our Carnival cruise had a topless deck. Complete with the some of the crew and dancers. My GF was hit on by a guy from Israel. I think she took his number.
@@edgecenter4 underrated comment, lol
@@edgecenter4 And you still call her your gf? Yikes
Sounds like your husband loves to wear a one-piece bathing suite.
During my college days, a cruise line offered a cheap package cruise from Ft Lauderdale to the Bahamas on spring break. For $69 each, 4 of us got a room on the bottom deck with 2 bunks on the side walls. The bathroom was communal down the hallway. No bother, it was just like the dorm at school. One guy had a Mustang convertible, which we drove to Florida and left at a motel.
The ship was the SS Bahama Star. About 800 passengers, of which half were college students. Our room was so hot I slept on deck in a lifeboat. We met some girls and went to the casino on shore. I was a big spender and gave my date $10 to gamble with. I didn’t get very far with that. But the cruise was fun and the food was good. We got our $69 worth.
When we returned to Ft Lauderdale, we found my buddy’s Mustang sitting on the axels. All 4 tires and wheels had been stolen.
That's interesting. The Bahama Star is famous for rescuing almost 500 passengers from the cruise ship Yarmouth Castle, which caught fire and sank in 1965.
Yeah, not sure I'd leave a car at a hotel like that.
The rooms with the portholes that you can sit in like a window bench are fun too .
:)
excellent presentation and info. thank you.
My girlfriend (she is now my wife) and I have had some intimate times on balconies. Carnival Triumph, cabin was a category 9A in a back corner of the ship. Although the Lido deck was above us, it overhung our balcony so no lack of privacy. On numerous other ships we have had category 11 cabins on the side. Those, like standard balcony rooms on Carnival ships had decent privacy as well, aside from the divider you mentioned and potential of reflection from the glass railing, which we didn't find to be an issue. For all of our 'special occasions' we waited until after dark and had the lights off in the room and on the balcony, and kept the noise down. We've found that early evening is the best time, when your neighbors are likely partying elsewhere on the ship. No reason you can't go out later. If you saw a couple out late at one of the bars on the ship and they had this relaxed glow about them, it may have been us.
I'm actually amazed at how little time people actually spend on their balcony. Seems like people might come out for literally a minute or two to see what's going on outside and then turn right back around and go inside.
Dude, more power to you. Why not?
Thanks for sharing 🙄
We have been on the Triumph 2 times. Out of the 9 cruises we have been on, I think the Triumph was my favorite ship. When we went out on the Carnival Elation they never put out the stabilizer wings so the entire ship just rocked back and forth for the whole trip. Even with the VERY CALM SEAS .
I bet those days are gone since you got married 😂😂😂😂😂😂
just sweet memories
I remember that change from 18 to 21 in the US. It was 2 months after my 18th birthday. Like many I Stocked up for the ban to come.
Great info!
Love it , he dances like nobody is watching 👍
Great tips!!!
All great advice n let me add one thing as soon as you see your room steward TIP them you will get a much better cruise experience and also I don't get the drink package bc I don't want to feel like I have to live up to it with 10-15 drinks a day that's not a vacation.
Very nice video presentation. You gave some sound advice.
VERY INFORMATIVE -GREAT TIPS
Spicy stuff Tanner! 👀
NCL has a drinking age wavier for 18-20 year olds that the young passenger AND their parents sign when the ship leaves American waters. The parent takes full responsibility for the young passenger’s.
If you want a party cruise, go on Carnival. If you want something a bit quieter go on Holland America.
Virgin voyages
@@lennyj3300 Virgin Voyages for what, exactly?????
@@lennyj3300 If you want A, go on cruise line 1.
If you want B go on cruse line 2.
Your answer; 3. Please understand this provide zero useful information.
This was a really comprehensive video covering a lot of "adult" subjects. I appreciated your candor and insight. Very well done!
Keep in mind there are cameras everywhere - and some have a partial view into your balcony. Related, most cruise lines are using facial ID extensively, so anonymity cannot be guaranteed.
Well then.... They got a great view of my balcony action early in the morning...😌
Yeah who cares
I get what you're sayin, but you also just described every street corner in every city. There is no anonymity anymore
@@lennyj3300weird, because that's not even close to the same thing. I haven't heard of anyone who has a secret camera They don't know about hidden in their bedroom watching the activities. Also haven't heard of any in hotels, although sometimes of course we hear about stuff on the news but not too many.
@@stephenedwards9341Nice, I would love to watch that.
I think that many cruisers embark with the notions that
non-stop fun to the point of hedonism rules the day ---
and night --- and that anything goes. Excesses and wonton
self-indulgence are the reflexive goals. Yet, civility, manners,
self-awareness, and the golden rule should prevail. Tanner,
your tips are invaluable --- and spot on! Thank you!
I’ve been doing all kinds of cardio for my upcoming solo cruise. Trying to get ready 😅
Another Great Video!!!
Glad you enjoyed it!
Drink-wise, I can only speak for Princess Cruises, but their drinks use the European Shot standard of 1 oz, instead of the US Shot standard of 1.5 oz. So basically they are weak drinks. Both of their drink packages max out at 15 drinks per day. So that means you max out at 15 oz and not 22.5 oz. For your average person, not a big deal, but I am 6'5" 350 lbs. and easily can drink 15 drinks throughout a day and still pass a breathalyzer test to drive a car.
But that being said, Princess (at least on the one cruise I just took in July) was very accommodating when it came to who got charged for a drink. My mother would only have 2-3 drinks per day, and they had zero problem with making sure her account got max'd out everyday by the rest of my family. And after a couple days of drinking at the same bar, once they got to know us, my mother didn't even need to be there for them to charge it to her account. It is the little things like this that make or break things IMO and Princess did this well.
15+ drinks every day, that certainly is above the legal limit for driving!
Not alone very unhealthy!
@@bobbear4437 Do a little research. If you paid attention, I am basically the size of two adult males. Check out any BAC calculator you want. It takes seven 1.5 oz shots in an hour for me to hit 0.08 BAC. Princess's European 1.0 oz shots of 15 per day, equals 10 US shots of 1.5 oz. So yes, I can easily drink 15 drinks on a Princess cruise throughout the day and still be well under the legal limit to drive. This isn't up for debate. Plus, being my size and a regular drinker, I also metabolize alcohol way faster too.
it also means he has a drinking problem and that applies to men of any size. Why would he think being 6ft 5 inches and way overweight obese run fact means he can drink more?@@bobbear4437
People just don’t know how little that amount of alcohol is to 6’5” 300+ guys like us!
@@Sun-Warrior1911 Honestly, people treat me like an alcoholic when, in fact, I'll have a lower BAC than them at the end the night. What sucks is the cost, lol. Glad I'm not the only one. :)
Lmao 😂this was hilarious !!
Wow, what you consider naughty is pretty benign in my book. Looks like I'll be booking with Virgin. Thanks, at least, for THAT tip.
On the topic of things in your room and that people come in and out. I don't like people in my rooms so I will always keep the do not disturb sign up. After day two, they will hunt you down and be sure that all persons tied to the room are present. Creepy at first but awesome they want every safe and accounted for.
I was on the sailing where the brawl broke out.. it was blown wayyy out of proportion.
All AIDA ships have a nude area(FKK-Bereich) on the ship, usually on uppermost deck.
I remember a woman on one our cruises was literally wearing a string as a swimsuit, with leather boots. It was crazy!
Can you name the ship or which route were you on???
they are called slingshot swimsuits.
@@luiul1hmm If my wife wore something like that in public that would be so hot
Check to see if people could easily see on your balcony if you wish to be intimate. Signed: chose an aft facing balcony for a reason.
thanks for the honesty about drink packages. Me myself pretty good drinker... but not enough to get my money worth.
You're welcome. I think in general people have a good idea if they'd drink how much it would take to break even.
Funny cruise. I booked a last minute from LA to Mexico 7 day dirt cheap. While boarding I realized why. Gay cruise. I am not gay and until that trip I was rather hostile toward those that are.
A big sign read "NO TOPLESS" on the aft deck. First of all that section was adults only, smoking allowed and two bars. 8 guys had bikini tops on. That was funny stuff. Those guys hooked me up three times with straight women. Great cruise? Yep
That happened to my wife and I ending up on a gay cruise. The problem it is not mentioned anywhere.
@@bobgil3464 I booked 24 hrs before departure as a SOLO Traveller. 40 minute drive from my house. BALCONY for $750 solo? Done. ($1100 per person price tag?) Sorry the gay cruise idea didnt fill the ship. Next time hire those that know the industry not woke idiots. I had a blast.
booking a gat cruise is no accident
The casinos usually have a self serve kiosk where you can cash out your player bank.
Another useful note on Carnival you can put you card in the slot machine charge cash to your room with NO extra 3% fee. then cash out which goes on your player bank. You can then use that at the tables to play. Charging to the room at the table will cost you 3% of the charge.
Great work by the by
At least for me on carnival cruises, you can use your drink package off the boat depending on where you are. Also speaking for carnival cruise drink packages, the package costs about $59.95 (also prepaying gratuities is ideal) a day so take that into consideration when justifying if the package is worth it or not. The cheapest drink on board is about $10.50 and if you have 5 drinks in a day that’s easily going over the $60 price (not including the taxes or gratuity for each drink). So imo it’s well worth it unless you do not drink alcohol at all.
Can husband and wife buy one drink package at $60/day and share it?
@@Werewolf0216 no
@@chaffsalvo huh. That's strange...I mean, how would they know if we shared a drink, or she had one at one time and I had one at another time.
@@Werewolf0216everyone 21 and older in the cabin is required to buy the package so that sharing doesn’t happen.
"the package costs about $59.95 a day"... can't you be a little more precise?
Let em watch
NGL I would love to try some of these things as a couple lol
On my last Princess Cruise I had a drink package which I didn't let go to waste, In the evening I would go to the Skywalkers Lounge and noticed that the DJ had to buy his own drinks while he was spinning the hits. I would always buy him a beverage and spend some time chatting on slow nights, Just a tip for your favorite guys which includes just having and extra water which comes with the drink packages delivered to them by my servers.,.. I also like to tip using $2.00 bills wuw
Talking about "the little blue pill" but pic of subutex made me LOL. my favorite combo when I wanna go truly beast mode/ more than 1 round lmao
For anyone looking for love and swinging, keep your eyes peeled for upside-down pineapple decorations on cabin doors or clothing as a signal
On virgin voyages you have to be 18 or older to be on the ship and they serve alcohol to everyone. even if you're under 21
Great tips, Tanner!
Where have you been? I haven’t seen your videos lately. I miss them…you always have something interesting to tell everyone. Thanks again!
It's been a looooong summer, but I've been steadily publishing. Check out the channel for past videos you might have missed.
Thanks for the thong tip!
My wife was nervous to sun her buns on our cruise next month… I made sure to show her that part. THANK YOU 🙏🏻
I want to bring blue chew any recommendations?
I remember cruising with my wife and she opted for the topless optional deck however on occasion a curious teen would wander through and that would upset her so I can see why they've gotten away from it
and since every phone is a camera!
Oh no! A teenage boy might see a titty! The horror, the horror.
new here.....from NY. I am a little surprised that ppl REALLY care about their tan lines! Cruising is supposed to fun......my opinion....
Of all the goofy things, I think that there should be a place in a cruise ship for topless women if they want. I just don’t understand the big deal.
Urinating in a cabin hallway, fighting in the lounge, exposing yourself in the public spaces: have you been following me around? Just kidding.
If your wife likes the occasional fufu drink then the drink package is worth it.
I haven’t cruised for a while, but back when I did it, while official policy was no drinking under 21, in reality, once we were in international waters, I could order with ease at 18 on the ship. The trick is being confident and knowing the worse case scenario is they say no. No one ever did say no though, although one bartender did note I wasn’t 21 when I gave him my ID, and then handed me a drink 😅
Doesn't work now. Your age is attached to your sail and sign card so they know how old you are as soon as you order.
@@cjhan47 oh, they knew I was 18. They didn’t care is what I was saying. I had to show ID and I showed I was clearly 18.
today the bartender would be fired for selling to underage!@@jonjon7324
Does the US law with drinking age of 21 years apply on a ship in international waters?
@@lausimeyer6558no, it doesn’t. International means just that, international. They even had a pre cruise Q&A about that. Their official policy though is cruises that leave out of US is 21 and up, but like I mentioned, didn’t matter.
Although I will say some pharmacy drugs are much cheaper in Mexico and other countries, in my experience the name brand ED drugs are crazy high and much cheaper to purchase here in the US under a generic brand prescription. I am talking $0.30/pill vs $30 for name brand.
and many of those sold in foreign ports are fake not the real pill!
Punks cut me off at 15 drinks after buying all you can drink. I can't be cutoff at noon! I had to barter with other folks to head to the bar for me
Yeah always read the terms and conditions that list a max number of drinks. Lawyering and Marketing are evil things.
You might have mentioned that breaking some rules can get you kicked off a ship, possibly in a foreign port. Having sex on your balcony can be one of those situations.
As for that claw game my cousin just tried the claw game with her very young son and in the claw game was soccer balls.......ofcourse as you mentioned they are rigged! sadly....so her son did not retrieve a ball and was very upset...so much that he cried. IDK y they are rigged that way.....
Just want you want on vacation
Here is a naughty tip. Voyager class ships are Pitch black at the very front of the ship at night and virtually no one there. Do with that information as you will, because the only lights you see are from the bridge.
What ever do you mean?! :)
Bro, and the bridge has FLIR handheld devices soooo.....
Nice I’ll be on Adventure next week
@@Acreyman😬
They got a hell of a show then
and likely had cameras/phones@@adamsaldana5462
WHATS BEST PARTY CRUISE?
Your absolutely correct. My wife only cruises with tiny string bikinis and she's worn them on just about every cruise line but only in the adult area pools.The tops also are barley covering anything and other then looks from jealous women it's never been a problem except one time a women complained and staff came over and said they were more then ok with it and that women abruptly left. String bikinis and thongs are everywhere now just like short shorts. Times are changing and women are more comfortable these days. My wife works hard at staying in great shape plus she stands up for 8 hrs a day never sitting even for a minute she even eats standing up at work every single day. I think people hook up alot on cruises we see it all the time people hit on us alot especially the young ones in there 20s. My wife is 50 and she gets guys all day sneaking pictures of her i see it all the time but I'm used to it by now so its no big deal and she laughs at it she's really cool with it too. We went to a singles meet a few times on cruise ships and there alot of fun we stay together and drink and watch other people trying to hook up its a fun time the music is always good and the conversations are somewhat different.
You guys seem fun, haha.
@andrewjohnson588 thank you we try...
any place we can see her pics?
That is one way of putting ut, another way would be to judge them against women who patrol the streets of red light distlricts and even this women are wearing more than the women you mention.
@dlgregory35 well yeah but there not swiming...Don't hate on women who wear thong bikinis because your wife can't wear one.
The nude cruise with Bare Necessities are excellent. Even if you are not a nudist. They use Carnival mostly. No kids on board. No they are not swinger cruise. Lots of activities and theme events. Yes people are naked during the day but dress up for night. It really is romantic and fun to run around naked with your wife. Just you and. 2000 other naked folks!! We just signed up for our fifth cruise this time on Norwegian ship out of Miami
Wow! Lucky you to have wife like that. (So jealous!) 😮
Heading out in Feb for the 2024 Big Nude Boat ! 👍😎
The Big Nude Boat 2024 was an amazing cruise. This was my 2nd and my wife's 1st nude cruise. We can't make it for 2025, but hope we can return in 2026. :-)
Don’t want to see either of you nude so far lol sorry
What's the average age on board?
My wife and I went to the buffet for lunch on a cruise a couple of weeks back, while I was there I saw a large woman with a fishnet coverup and a thong bikini. Not what someone wants to see at a buffet.
Lol. Yeah... that happens sometimes.
WTH is wrong with people. 🙄🤡
So....Don't look.
@@cruisecrazy7066 once you’ve seen something like that there is no unseeing it, so not looking once you’ve seen it doesn’t undo it.
Maybe she wanted to be the buffet?? 🤣🤣🤣
What’s the difference with carnival getting it paid onto your side and sell card, and having to go to the cashier to cash out versus a cruise line that uses a voucher, that you still have to take to cashier to cash out to me having on your sign until card means you can’t lose the voucher, therefore losing your winnings.
Pick up the pace man!!!
I miss the old school money/coins dropping into the metal tray.
I pretty much stopped going to casinos when they stopped using the coins. The romance is gone.
So do I in Las Vegas! 😭 Have not been back since!
I want coins in coins out, and actual spinning wheels. I can play video games on my phone.
@@MartenKrueger-sx4meI'm avoiding the casinos in Vegas also bc of how downhill the buffets have gone. So much $ for mediocre food. And the "resort" fees for the hotels on the strip are crazy. Now we stay and eat off the strip, and just go to a show or for shopping.
Also, Margaritaville is closing :(
1:25 Do not go to a pharmacy in the tourist area of a city, especially in Mexico. Yes, there are discount pharmacies in Mexico, but ask the local tour guide (or someone at one of the port shops) for a pharmacy these people know that has local rates instead of tourist prices (that are often double or triple the cost). Also, it is against the law to bring prescription medicines back into the U.S. without having a prescription to buy them. Sometimes Customs does search the bags using dogs when you arrive in port, and they can search your carry-on luggage if you meet certain parameters (profiling is such a dirty word). They will hit people who are taking their own checked luggage off the ship (if you are like me and don't like the hassle of getting off by luggage tag or deck number).
Haha I will admit I did adult activity with my wife with the balcony door open but not on the balcony. 😅
3 or 4 drinks a night doesn't justify the drink package. Usually it's around 6-8 per night.
I was on a river cruiser moored at the quayside, in Venice, Italy, when Cruiseliners were still allowed to come in. One evening when one of the liners was leaving my partner and I counted three copulating couples on their balconies for all the world to see. We weren't even looking, it was as plain as the nose one your face and still daylight. The sun hadn't even gone down. Exhibitionism is the same the world over. The couples weren't even goodlooking! WHY? Thank goodness that big ships are now banned.
I'm on the naughty list.
Beyond the bring "magnets" tips, your posts are informative about those other questions that usually go unasked or answered. We've been on a number of cruises (3-8 day) and are now seniors. The 3 day cruises should be called "bacchanal cruises" and with the longer cruises common sense and a modicum of restraint are both found and appreciated. That's why I/m going on a 3 day cruise as a widower! I grasp the "pineapple thing" my question is when on blood pressure meds how many Viagras is it safe to take? - Hopeful.
viagra would be 1 limit.you see a lot of people dying at 50 they say it does not affect heart but- aso ypu dont want them draining blood out of ypur man
Get professional advise. Drops in blood pressure can be deadly - certain meds should not be taken with Viagra.
As many as your heart desires,,,,
Can’t even begin to tell you about how right he is on the whole “balcony dividers casting a reflection” I was on my balcony on SOTS once just enjoying the evening breeze and watching the sun cast an orange glaze across the ocean as it was setting and I thought too myself that I was in true paradise at the moment, well evidently the couple next door to us must have been thinking the same thing because they were definitely in a paradise of their own. 😂 Anyways long story short they were right up against the railing so not only could you hear everything but also because of the glare from the balcony dividers oh I was given a front row and center seat to the whole show, I honestly thought about tossing over two bottles of water and yelling out “Remember to rehydrate when y’all are done!” 😂 I just walked back inside and closed the door and told my wife not to go out there. 😂🤣
If you don't like what you are seeing, change the angle of your chair
@@ivanr5150 We were about to leave for dinner anyways, otherwise I most definitely would have but that wouldn’t have stopped the sound. 😂
I'd have invited my wife to come out for a conversation, would have ended their exploits! lololololol
@@bobbear4437 I bet you're a lot of fun at parties
Should've cheered for the guy. "Get it bro!"
The Scarley is a play House for Adults Only
What is the Scarley?
@@leonardnimoy3442 According to google, "The Scarlet Lady is a 110,000 GT cruise ship owned and operated by Virgin Voyages . . . operates exclusively as an "adults-only" ship for guests aged 18 and over"
I always take a inflatable raft and 2 gallons of water
I was on a Carnival cruise ship called Fantasy in the early 90s, and it had a nudist deck on the very highest deck. You had to go up there in your swimsuit or other clothes and then take them off when you got up there. I checked it out, but since the Bahamas sun was a bit strong, I decided I didn't wanna burn anything off my male body, if you know what I mean. If i'd had a chance to do some nude sunbathing before I went. I might have been more prepared and joined in.
my girl got caught with a few flakes of cannabis a few years ago... no shortage of problems on that boat...
3 or 4 drinks is heavy drinking? damn.....
Never get up from a poker machine with credits! I've saved 2ladies who got defrauded! 1 unfortunately, i wasn't quick enough! The pause/whatever sign means nothing to theives!
Vapes are very handy on cruise ships.
wish u mentioned tipping....do u tip bartenders, stewards, guides etc?
It is figured into your cruise price but is considered the cool thing to do for your room stewards or wait staff. The bartenders get tips on the slip most every time I sign for a drink on my drink package.
@@peternorton5648 so we r tippin twice.....it already hard to afford tippin once, the tip culture if out of hand.
The more people the more crime, but of course it depends on the quality of people more then the number.
When I see the windows with the tiny balconies, it reminds me of the projects/tenements. Add to that the feeling that cruising these days seems a bit like slumming it. I guess I need to save for a more expensive ship. And the pools. It looks like one of those free, public wading pools that were around back in the day, before they filled them in because of the health hazard.
What cruise line are you going on?
How right you are.
The single and solo cruiser meetups aren’t really worth it, because there’s no telling who is there for the meetup and who is just there for a drink, since in my experience the meetups are in one of the bars.
I've met new friends and had great experiences at the meet up bars by accident being there at that the bar and being my normal friendly self... We often hung out with the group at dinners and shows.
Set the puppies free!
Me listening to this thinking... but what about a Disney Cruise? Lol
I'll be going on the 70,000 Tons Of Metal Cruise in January, 2024. It will depart from Miami. I can't wait to be there.
I'm not a metal guy, but would love to be on one of those cruises. Seems like it would be epic.
@@Cruzelycom Oh yeah
You mean the Icon of the Seas?
I want to know what the stuff stuck on cabin doors mean.
I put a magnet on my door so I door just wander by it on a late night return. Often do things and decorate for the fun of the experience,
A nice list for even more reasons of "not to go on a cruise" xD
The Cardinal Rule of Public Nudity: those who do, shouldn't.
Disagree on the drink package comment. Most lines require that all adult passengers in a room get the package to make sharing harder. And based on the average price of a drink on board and the price of the package, each individual will need to bring about 8 drinks a day to break even. Most folks won't come out ahead.
Come on now. Fishing off the balcony is just pure comedy.
Umm things aren’t acceptable on all cruise ships, and make sure you cover up before you enter the buffet.