[Highlight] How the Police Found My Stolen Car
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- After a panicked morning of frantically searching for his assumed-stolen car, the police help Sean wrap up a case of stolen dignity.
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"Sir, is that your car?"
"Me too, thanks."
What?
i get it. i like it
Louistje when u don't speak their language
"Got into the car, hit the steal button and then drove off into the sunset" sorry, but i lost it there :D
edgaras peamdsa Me 2 Exactly there 😂😂😂
edgaras peamdsa yeah me too lul
yeah i had to pause it I was laughing so hard! lol
Best Hollywood cliche scene ever.
I’ve left my car at work a few times now. I usually walk to work, but I’ll drive if I am running late. At the end of the day, I’ll forget that I drove here and just start walking home.
“When you’re an adult and you’re pissed off, you get too cordial.”
I lost it there. Way too ACCURATE. 😂
It's probably the better of the two evils though. If you have to act pissed it's better to try and be more professional than become a jerk.
I think day9's sunny disposition probably shielded him from actually really upsetting the clerk beyond just giving a bit of snark.
12:03 "Thank you. Please inform me of the results as soon as you can!" hehe :)
Maybe the real car was the memories you made along the way
Maybe we all are forgotten cars
Fucking hilarious
How can cars be real, if our eyes aren't real?
Dude... that's sooooooooo deeeeeeeeep...
Well you could probably convince Sean that Memories are cars.
This cop sounds like an awesome guy. Super serious, professional, then forgiving and understanding when you admit your fault. Absolute unit.
I really wish Honda would start leaving that steal button out of the their newer models.
"Oh yeah, people forgetting where they parked? Happens all the time."
-Ron Howard voice "It didn't"
think of how organized the average person is.. Half the people are less organized. And all of those have bad days once in a while too.
seems very likely that this actually happens all the time
“Part of me wants to look about the window and see a meteor hurtling towards earth and go oh thank god at least all humanity is gonna die”
I LOVE YOU DAY9
.... well i mean 2020 did happen.
@@Hebdomad7 hueheu good joke bro
As a front desk person I can tell you we deal with this type of thing all the time. Trust me, a kind email goes a long way in the journey from ‘THAT guy’ to ‘he’s really a nice guy just in a stressful situation.’ And I guarantee you this is not even in the top fifteen weird / annoying tenant issues they’ve dealt with 😉.
For real, I'd bring them some cookies or something the next day, lmao.
This Highlight has the best Plott
Toranaga424 I've seen a similar Plott. It was Tasteless though.
Artosis ya sure?
RotterDAMN, son
You're being a bit MrBitter about it though.
Sean's ability to tell a story is SO GOOD. It's SO entertaining. He honestly has SUCH a good vibe while doing it too. Honestly, it's hard to describe but he's so engaging and captivating but casual.
Full-on, real-life Seinfeld episode right here! XD
Do they even drive cars though?
How the hell did you become such a good story teller? I can’t go four words without stumbling...
He has been doing that for years and years
Start by imitating your heroes. Mine were stand up comedians. They are amazing storytellers, even if the actual events are actually mundane. If Sean is your hero, start by trying to recreate what you like about his storytelling. You can do it, too.
He's done a lot of videos. A LOT. Along with streaming and being an official to cover starcraft/hearthstone tournaments.
He's been there and done that. You speak enough you'll get at least somewhat proficient at it.
Agreeing with the other repliers here, but just want to throw in. ANY skill in life simply requires a huge amount of practice to become proficient, and even more to become great. Those with strong skills worked to get there. Even speaking in normal conversation is such a skill. Don't neglect any opporunity to practice the things you're bad at.
Pickle Z The secret is to be able to run your mouth while you're thinking about your story thread. Whiiiiich is tricky.
Oh. My. God. Every time a Highlight video drops, I am very hyped about it - it's probably the only thing that I instantly click, and certainly the only thing that immediately teleports me into the amazing storytelling reality (in this case of one and only Sean Plott)!
And what a damn story! The jokes, the beats, the way you present the information is exceptional! Damn it, Day9, thank you very much. It's one of those moments of sincere excitement and joy that barely happen anymore in my dull reality of melancholy.
If anything, your shame has made my day truly better. A special thing!
Whew!!! I needed that! Honestly, after a long, stress-filled day, this is a powerful reminder how humor and empathy can ease the sting of a perfectly unpleasant situation. Seeing through your lens helped me to see and appreciate the humorously human moments of my day. I’m still laughing (with you, not at you).
4:30 "I didn't even dangle the preposition" MY HERO
>Car shaming
This could've only been better if you had been drinking from the very same mug with the bear waving at you whilst telling the story.
RedBairnPhotography ikr 😂😂
Omg i've just noticed Sean's grey sideburns coming along, GREY9!
Dad[9]
It really is the best thing that these kind of accidents happen to those people who can tell it like Day9 can :D
This was hysterical to watch live. Chat was amazing
It's been a while since I last consumed Day9's content... I've been missing out.
This is on par with stand-up.
FYI: Hondas are easy to steal due to a bad ignition lock. Saturns have the same issue. Most of the time you can just jam a spoon in there and they start.
Spoon is not the utensil I was expecting there
@@erichall090909 Do not try and unlock the Honda with a spoon. That's impossible. Instead, only realize the truth: There is no spoon. Then you will see that it is not the Honda that starts, it is yourself.
I know it's easy to beat yourself up about this. But last year my truck was stolen under almost the exact scenario you described and I went through the same process you did. They found it four days later in a ditch filled with trash and missing a stereo and my tools. Try not to feel awful, you reacted appropriately and I'd rather have people react quickly than not report their car stolen immediately and it be used in a crime.
That happens when you drink.
5:30 Honda TESLA rofl
I suppose that's not a thing then. Might have about equal to less knowledge about cars as Day9.^^
"I'm so embarrassed I wish everybody else was dead." - Bender Bending Rodríguez
LOL, it does happen. I worked with a guy that thought his car was stolen from work. After yelling at the building manager, security and calling the cops, he then remembered that he didn't drive his car to work that day.. he had driven his parents car. Good times!
R2robot it's kinda the same thing with "losing" your keys, run through the whole house, just to suddenly notice that you're holding them in your hand
10:48 "Equifax already made all my information public. I don't need to worry about that. Boom, gottem." I fucking lost it.
Dude, where's my car?
Where's your car, Dude?
And then?
AND THEEEEEN?
I laughed way too hard at this joke!
"Sweet!"
oh my god i haven't watched day9 in a while... but his storytelling is as amazing as it always is lmao
At least the Magic cards are okay.
But his mail problem hasn't been solved, sounds like he would be better off ordering things to a friends address where they don't have rampant theft. 20% of your mail going missing is a huge deal.
Mad Hatters in jeans porch pirates are more and more common nowadays...
Sean can always make me smile. Even though I knew this whole story from Twitter it was still amazing.
DangerCrow vvg
This is one of my favorite videos ever.
"A SERIES OF EVENTS" LOLLLLLLL
A man with salt and pepper hair and a tattoo of an eye on his ankle came by... I think he might have tried murdering three orphans with your vehicle...
I laughed so hard. love u day9.
This man is probably the most relatable human being ever.
I love the part where he tells the front desk the car was found
This is such a great story. I really feel sympathy for your sitaution and can really relate, I am also a quite easily distracted person easily forgetting stuff and maybe a bit to creative about what others could have done with it, while it was me all along just fucking up.
I think a bunch of flowers and choccies for the girls on reception would be a nice gesture to say sorry for wasting their time. Great story though lol.
But did he get Shadow of the Colossus Remaster?
I guess we'll know tomorrow.
Actually he's playing that right now so he did get it!
Honda Teslas are my favorite
Walks up to the officer in a slight panic, and BANG. Timmy pops out.
Jammy Pajamies +
17:41
Turns out that officer is poker faced god-at-lying legend
This exact same thing happened to me. Except that I realised what was going on halfway through dialling the police (who were the first people I was going to tell). Even though nobody else knew, I was still really embarrassed. This actually does happen all the time :).
I wouldn't be able to handle that. The shaaaaame. I too would want a meteor.
Having to call back to the banks and shit would piss me off so much, it really would feel horrible.
A meteor? Now i have to go down with you too? Nice, great...
Day9 is such an excellent storyteller. I can listen to him talk all day.
I once got all the way to the point of getting in to someone else's Honda Civic, using my Honda Civic's keys, before I realized that I didn't own a car seat, and this wasn't my car... My car was two rows over... Freaked me out too. It's funny how adults have the same moments teenagers do, when they've not really sat down and thought about what they're searching for... You know, those moments when it's, "Mom, we're out of milk.. ", "No, we have some honey. Just bought it yesterday", "I don't see it", just on a grander scale.
Now I need to rewatch Ocean's Eleven
"dumped after a joyride" sounds like my dating history :p
Damn and I thought I was bad about cars, but Sean didn't even know what type of car he drives lol.
It's a silver Honda... Something
This is absolute PEAK Day9. This is amazing! Thanks for this, sir. I needed this laugh today.
Now imagine every character in that story watching you telling this story here.
"I can't even be looked at by an organism."
love how everyone else is commenting their favorite lines, here was mine.
I was so looking forward to this. Did not disappoint. Day[9] is still the greatest storyteller ever known.
My favourite line (summarised)
"Now, I don't know what taking a 'joy ride' means. To me, that kinda sounds like what happens to everyone after they've had a happy meal"
2 levels to the humor, I love it
You are an incredible story teller. I wasn’t bored at all throughout this whole story. Hilarious. Right when they told you it was at the grocery store I laughed so hard.
I love it.
Also, send them flowers xD no card, just shyly wave at them the next time you walk past. Then they'll love it too ;)
You never stop entertaining me by being yourself, Sean! You go, man!
This is one of ny favorite clips of all time. This past week, I've been dealing with my car being stolen. I'm pretty sure I just lost it in a massive net of parking lots and couldn't find it in 45mins of searching. I had to come back here to feel better 😂
I swear Sean makes my day every single time! you are great man!
I normally dont watch these little highlight/story time things day9 posts, but after watching this one Im starting to think I missed out on some great things
Wow, that was the nicest police officer. All of the cops everyone I know have dealt with would have been mocking the hell out of you.
Man...Im sorry to say i have not watch your videos in years. Honestly i forgot how funny you really are. I lost it several times during that story. Gonna resub. Keep em coming!
Bake the people in the office some cookies and deliver it with a nice ty note.
Great to hear it was not stolen. I have to say, Sean is propably the best story teller i have ever seen/heard
"I'm really relieved because I've been holding in all these different lies that I'm going to have to perpetuate with law enforcement for decades..."
13:25 I can feel the Curb your Enthusiasm music coming on
Hopefully this is as good as the twitter story :D
3LeggedPonyRide it's so much better
Backed out in to a pole. Crunched in the front fender... Ok.
Ive watched two of your videos, thank you, great story telling. You are the man.
i know about that creature of habit deal... i go to the grocery store like 5/7 days per week, and in the entire large grocery store parking lot, i always park in the same spot within like, 2 or 3 spaces out of a whole big kroger parking lot. ALWAYS in the same row on the same side. it's way at the back, so it's usually pretty empty back there... and it's right next to furthest a cart return from the store. it's casual, and i don't have to walk far to return my cart.
That Terry Benedict visual is so absolutely perfect.
You should buy that desk lady something nice to make up for your snark and the fact you made her waste hours watching security camera footage.
imagine right before sean called the front office they looked at the footage of this very morning and saw him driving away in his car :^) also if i got the timeline correctly it was "only" about 2 hours they were watching the footage, not sure though and that would still be quite something anyway.
Oh my sides! Good old Plott standup stuff :)
I watched this when I was a single broke college student and laughed my ass off. 3 years later, I'm watching this video with my wife and we're cracking up.
Thanks for the years of laughs Sean
I followed the Twitter situation live AND STILL laughed as hard as I've ever laughed in my life watching this video. day9 from daily ep1 to now....Love you
Dude Day9 you could honestly be a stand up comic, you are so damn funny.
I've ALMOST done this. I have a very similar situation where I walk to a grocery store that's only a couple of blocks away. On, at least. one occasion I stopped at the store when I was driving home from an appointment or something. I came out from the store with my bags and started walking down the sidewalk, like I do 99% of the time. The difference being that I caught myself after a couple of hundred feet or so, but I could have very easily ended up going through the same thing.
Day9 story time, best type of video!
We all knew Sean could tell a story but this is just legend. Sean, sir, you deserve everything you achieved in life and more. Cheers.
Man, you are so good at telling stories, had me laughing throughout. Thanks for sharing this with us
Had a similar thing happen to me this morning, though I didn't get to go to the phonecalling and attitude steps before the situation got resolved. Was going for a check-up at the doctor's, didn't need to bring anything with me, so no bag, just grab the wallet, put it in the pocket and go. Welp let's...WHERE IN THE EVERLOVING FUCK IS MY WALLET? Had to drive my car to the repair shop a few days back. Barely ever drive it, shit gets wonky when it's not used, I pay more for repairing it than for gas per month. Did I leave it in the car? When was the last time I saw it? And holy fuck is everything in it. Cash, bank card, insurance card, brand spankin new one-year tram ticket, driver's licence, just fuckin everything. How in the fuck could I lose it, I put it in the same places every time?!
After about 10 minutes of utter, pulse-pounding horror, running around the flat like a maniac, gutting plush toys to see if one of those fuckers ate it (exaggerating)...I give up. Gonna have to go to be on time, call the bank, cops, get the whole deal sorted on the way. I go get my gloves from the hall...I find it by the mirror. How the hell did it get there? The shelf by the mirror is a cluttered mess of baskets, gloves and boxes, nothing new ever gets put there unless you're literally going to pick it up in about 10 second's time or are intentionally trying to lose it. Turns out, I went to get ready to leave, grabbed my wallet from my duffel bag, put it on the mirror shelf, went to get my jacket, went to the duffel bag to look for my wallet...nothing there. Did not even register that I already went to get the wallet seconds ago, it just happened automatically while I was thinking of something else. If I had already gotten my gloves from the mirror shelf, I'd never have gone back there, would have assumed it stolen and prolly started calling up EVERYONE on my way to the doctor's. FML I need to focus on what I'm doing. I'm a young dude and this almost gave me an early heart-attack.
You should have bought a bouquet of flowers and have gone and give it to her with apology and the story.
Thanks Sean, I have never struggled with laughing at work so much.
The end of a joy ride is often ended with a near miss.
Such as a near miss with the cops or fender bender and a feeling of sudden realisation, this isn't your car.
You just had like.... 50 ninja stars thrown at you that morning alone....
I love it when Sean gets in we trouble, because we get a story! :)
Long video, but the twist made it worth every minute.
That policeman’s response! ❤️
this is absolutely hilarious, thank you Day9
I think Day9's my favourite comedian.
You know come to think of it we could probably make a comedy TV series just based on Sean's life XD
Definitely some level 2 embarrassment here
You never cease to provide my wife and I with plenty of laughs. :D
that lady sitting right now listening to this being like: "aight, I tried to be nice"
I think Day9, just explained his super villain back story to us....
Great story Day9 :D Happy you got your car back!
day9, if you read this, i think a good edition to these highlights (which are awesome) would be a small twitch chat somewhere in the corner for those that missed the stream :)
Oh Sean :D *shakes head back and forth*
this is the purest highlight ever
I am in awe of your storytelling abilities.