049! You have to stop stealing the Gender Switchin-

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  • @Site_42
    @Site_42  Рік тому +10905

    Original vid by @slimthicccsenpai:
    www.tiktok.com/t/ZT8BFDdCV/

  • @littlelilly_
    @littlelilly_ Рік тому +20839

    that _”YOU INTERRUPTED _*_ME!”_* was personal

  • @Hedge-_-
    @Hedge-_- 11 місяців тому +40429

    “Walking away from the conversation?”
    “YOU INTERRUPTED ME!”

  • @Fxncxkazz1848
    @Fxncxkazz1848 Рік тому +4069

    Simps: flirts
    Him: mama ain't raised a simp

    • @SriviAv
      @SriviAv Рік тому +18

      Im also aint no simp

    • @silverwasp3895
      @silverwasp3895 Рік тому +12

      I am my own person

    • @mrlostatsea-z3u
      @mrlostatsea-z3u Рік тому +9

      yeah but mama's raising a liar lemme tell you that like who cares if you arent a simp 80 percent of people here say that im here being honest looking at the level 3 gyatt

    • @kamadant7019
      @kamadant7019 Рік тому

      These comments are so cancerous

    • @maryskac6270
      @maryskac6270 Рік тому

      ​@@SriviAv😊😊😊😊😊l

  • @Offical_Cyn_1001
    @Offical_Cyn_1001 2 місяці тому +486

    “It’s hard not to simp….”
    -Dr Quacks

  • @RarelyOnline606
    @RarelyOnline606 Рік тому +6670

    Bro is the most based SCP scientist in the foundation

  • @kooldudisgood
    @kooldudisgood Рік тому +105286

    Bro ain't no simp.

    • @Snowball593
      @Snowball593 Рік тому +3699

      And we respect that
      Ok that is a lot thank you
      It double thx you all
      WE GOT TO 1K LIKE OHHHHHHHH YEA
      WE GOT OVER 2K LIIIIKKKKESSSSSSS

    • @LenboMckay
      @LenboMckay Рік тому +413

      mmmhm.

    • @Azvan
      @Azvan Рік тому +223

      🤯

    • @great-wrym
      @great-wrym Рік тому +212

      I am

    • @carelessdreamer
      @carelessdreamer Рік тому +327

      Fun fact: The Dr. Sherman character is ace!

  • @usagifang
    @usagifang 5 місяців тому +4133

    Bro is acting like a father to a teenage girl giving him attitude. 😂

  • @CAYCAYY.X
    @CAYCAYY.X 2 місяці тому +48

    Respect the fact that my man's isn't a simp 🫡

  • @ThatOneMaskedGuyOfficial
    @ThatOneMaskedGuyOfficial 10 місяців тому +32564

    He’s not a simp, he’s a scientist. 🫡

    • @ForgetfulJRO9
      @ForgetfulJRO9 9 місяців тому +354

      Let him operate 🗣️

    • @abigail1002
      @abigail1002 9 місяців тому +84

      Fr

    • @Dark_Jdawg
      @Dark_Jdawg 9 місяців тому +58

      Like number 500!!!! 😆😆😆😆😆

    • @Cheese_thechao
      @Cheese_thechao 9 місяців тому +29

      Or he hates exp😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @6ho5t_f8ce
      @6ho5t_f8ce 9 місяців тому +10

      Fr

  • @sebastianlucassuan2322
    @sebastianlucassuan2322 7 місяців тому +5215

    Bro that scientist ain't a simp🗿

    • @aqilmuhaimin-or5ku
      @aqilmuhaimin-or5ku 6 місяців тому +44

      gotta respest that scientist

    • @MrDiceZack
      @MrDiceZack 6 місяців тому +19

      That word is old as hell

    • @deedeemariposa
      @deedeemariposa 6 місяців тому +10

      W signa🗿🍷

    • @BATMAN.706
      @BATMAN.706 6 місяців тому +5

      RESPECT

    • @grevious99
      @grevious99 6 місяців тому +8

      nah bro he knows its a man he aint gay💀

  • @LimeLGween
    @LimeLGween 11 місяців тому +3276

    “Pretty childish for someone centuries old.” Man that hurt ME

    • @Urlocal_rengoku
      @Urlocal_rengoku 10 місяців тому +6

      BAhaha!

    • @feeblefire9555
      @feeblefire9555 10 місяців тому +7

      Why

    • @Freak_the_devildog
      @Freak_the_devildog 10 місяців тому +8

      ​@@feeblefire9555Because I think they are an adult or smth,and he said that's pretty "CHILDISH" so yeah

    • @feeblefire9555
      @feeblefire9555 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Freak_the_devildog ok thanks

    • @michaelalilly9636
      @michaelalilly9636 9 місяців тому +3

      @@Freak_the_devildog 049 has been around since the bubonic plague /black death

  • @pinkgeministars
    @pinkgeministars 9 днів тому +4

    WAKLING AWAY FROM THE CONVENTION YOU INTERRUPTED ME!! had me dieing on the floor 😂😂😂

  • @FireCestina1200
    @FireCestina1200 Рік тому +3680

    "I ain't gay but 20 is 20"
    **My friend when I pull out a whole 500 bill**

    • @Notpies
      @Notpies Рік тому +96

      Wait There Is no such things as a 500 Dollar bill, GOVERRNMENT GET EM

    • @pummipeikko6641
      @pummipeikko6641 Рік тому +61

      ​@@Notpieswell there is they are just rare because they stopped printing them in 1945

    • @Notpies
      @Notpies Рік тому +11

      @@pummipeikko6641 i think they are more just like 500.000 dollar bills In todays standard

    • @55waffles
      @55waffles Рік тому +6

      you see, you need better friends

    • @shakya_boi
      @shakya_boi Рік тому

      Wait his a boy...

  • @LaxusIsHere
    @LaxusIsHere Рік тому +3097

    SCP-049 When he can't convince people to be experimented:

  • @MakhaiX377
    @MakhaiX377 Рік тому +1832

    049's behavior has been unforgivable

  • @SCP-049Official
    @SCP-049Official 27 днів тому +11

    "You can't stop me." - 049

  • @RochaRocha-bh8hz
    @RochaRocha-bh8hz 8 місяців тому +3820

    ALRIGHTY WHO MADE SCP 049 A TOCKTOCK WOMAN?!
    Dr. Egg

    • @M1n0Rx120fps
      @M1n0Rx120fps 8 місяців тому +20

      Dr. Bao.........

    • @RochaRocha-bh8hz
      @RochaRocha-bh8hz 8 місяців тому +21

      @@M1n0Rx120fps WHY IN THE FU-
      Dr. Egg

    • @theanimatorx6462
      @theanimatorx6462 8 місяців тому +13

      I have the slight guess it was someone named bright

    • @Scourge321
      @Scourge321 8 місяців тому +5

      dr robotnik

    • @SCP_FOUNDATION_O5_COUNCIL
      @SCP_FOUNDATION_O5_COUNCIL 8 місяців тому +5

      UGH WE'RE HANDLING IT... rly gotta put all of the gender switching anomalies under higher security.....

  • @Your_local_lizz1e
    @Your_local_lizz1e 5 місяців тому +1609

    One thing is, that scientist is not dirty minded

    • @ckell328
      @ckell328 5 місяців тому +7

      IK SOMEONE WITH UR PFP!

    • @Lily_is_still_here
      @Lily_is_still_here 5 місяців тому +6

      Hey Lucifer😌

    • @MC.RENGOKU.KYOJRO
      @MC.RENGOKU.KYOJRO 5 місяців тому +4

      I would not qualify for that job then😂

    • @Elizabeth_afton179
      @Elizabeth_afton179 4 місяці тому +2

      I replied just because da pfp.

    • @Linell15263
      @Linell15263 4 місяці тому +2

      Finally a fan of hazbin hotel good let me shake your hand good person

  • @BalTheChosenOne
    @BalTheChosenOne 9 місяців тому +3291

    "Mama warned me about women like you! I was hoping she was right."
    -Johnny Bravo

    • @cta0000
      @cta0000 9 місяців тому +45

      the thing is
      that aint a woman

    • @BalTheChosenOne
      @BalTheChosenOne 9 місяців тому +83

      @@cta0000 even better

    • @CalixtoSaganayjr
      @CalixtoSaganayjr 9 місяців тому +8

      Naw

    • @Riot.724
      @Riot.724 9 місяців тому +18

      ​@@BalTheChosenOneNAAHHHHHH 💀

    • @Silly_fanboy
      @Silly_fanboy 9 місяців тому +8

      ​@@BalTheChosenOnenahhhh sans weild moments 💀

  • @lizdooley3984
    @lizdooley3984 27 днів тому +2

    "049! GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE NOW! YOU TURNED ME INTO A GIRL!!!!"--a very very MAD Dr. Mothes

  • @ginger_jesus4716
    @ginger_jesus4716 Рік тому +3916

    Bro feels like if Sheldon was an SCP scientist

    • @Lii_the_Simp
      @Lii_the_Simp Рік тому +23

      agreed oml 😭🤣

    • @endavenger8504
      @endavenger8504 Рік тому +32

      Holy shit i rewatched it I’m with closed eyes thinking of me big banger himself and you’re right what the fuck

    • @MX-Mario85
      @MX-Mario85 Рік тому +1

      I thought of the child version since if only seen young sheldon@@endavenger8504

    • @BBQ833
      @BBQ833 Рік тому +5

      ​@gamersquad2496what you mean

    • @NotAMoron42
      @NotAMoron42 Рік тому +4

      Byzinga

  • @LIL_pyromaniac
    @LIL_pyromaniac Рік тому +2523

    “But Dr. Sherman! Tis not a phase!”

    • @nyeshiabland4770
      @nyeshiabland4770 Рік тому +10

      Hahahaha 😂

    • @igrindviews
      @igrindviews Рік тому

      I’d smash

    • @BlackAndWhiteScribbles
      @BlackAndWhiteScribbles Рік тому +20

      Did you just use "tis" and "is" in the SAME sentence?
      It should be
      Tis not a phase

    • @LimeHyena
      @LimeHyena Рік тому +2

      @@BlackAndWhiteScribblesDoea it matter 😭

    • @Softiesart
      @Softiesart Рік тому +9

      ​@bobalynx Yes, we take English **seriously.**

  • @SsmiskSmix
    @SsmiskSmix Рік тому +2117

    this feels like a father talking to his daughter in a rebellious phase

    • @6Devil_Bitch9
      @6Devil_Bitch9 Рік тому +13

      Lmao 🤣🤣 Nan fr

    • @calicobagels
      @calicobagels Рік тому +5

      Fr 😂

    • @V_MC
      @V_MC Рік тому +13

      "As your father i expressivly forbid it"

    • @DTE4
      @DTE4 Рік тому +2

      Real

    • @shadowfaun8398
      @shadowfaun8398 Рік тому +12

      As a girl I can confirm this is how me and my father act whenever we get into an argument because I’m a rebellious little shit

  • @metalclawsteelheart
    @metalclawsteelheart Місяць тому +2

    "At this point, I'm starting to think 049 is trans. That's the only explanation for just HOW insistent he is on using that stone."
    _- S.C.P [REDACTED], the anthro_

  • @_SilverWCUE_
    @_SilverWCUE_ Рік тому +1352

    Bro's just tryin to do his job-

    • @PurpleBucketHatVR
      @PurpleBucketHatVR Рік тому +4

      No kidding, we ain't no simps and he isn't one either :|

    • @cursor1234
      @cursor1234 Рік тому

      @@PurpleBucketHatVRi mean 049 is kinda nvm but i would nvm i would nvm i woukd nvm i would nvm

    • @MarilouCabalesRodriguez
      @MarilouCabalesRodriguez Рік тому +1

      I'm so tired on my job ngl

    • @Epikgtr-ld6kj
      @Epikgtr-ld6kj Рік тому

      I am c a r (I dont simp

    • @FreeAdminBaseplate
      @FreeAdminBaseplate Рік тому

      i am google i created google images and i dont simp. btw Chrome OS Mobile ™ just got a trademark 5 years early 🥳

  • @CenteredTitan
    @CenteredTitan Рік тому +2083

    “The scps here, DO get a bit quirky here around 12AM, just look out for that.”

  • @ATL745
    @ATL745 11 місяців тому +667

    Bro is not a simp..bro got offended.

    • @Kittkatt-e3j
      @Kittkatt-e3j 10 місяців тому +6

      096 volunteered for miharis drugs 💀💀

    • @Dertey_Gamer
      @Dertey_Gamer 10 місяців тому

      Nice V PFP.

  • @DuckiDrawzzStuff
    @DuckiDrawzzStuff 2 місяці тому +2

    “What is… ‘gender’?” -Dr. Ducki

  • @Kenji_TheKitsune
    @Kenji_TheKitsune Рік тому +1403

    “096, get your ass in here”
    -a SD guard

  • @Cheezit555
    @Cheezit555 Рік тому +2599

    "Be careful the scps get a bit quirky at night."

  • @robouteguilliman7628
    @robouteguilliman7628 Рік тому +4788

    Damn, we lost 049 to The Pestilence-J, this is not a good day for the Zombies

    • @terrariaguy216
      @terrariaguy216 Рік тому +64

      As a zombie, this is a loss.

    • @LordFloppaThe1st
      @LordFloppaThe1st Рік тому +48

      @@terrariaguy216As a zombie cured by 049, I can relate…

    • @Nonyofuckingbuisness
      @Nonyofuckingbuisness Рік тому +1

      ​@@LordFloppaThe1st049 saved me from the lizard

    • @LooffyBagels
      @LooffyBagels Рік тому +34

      @@terrariaguy216as a living creature from a different game, i can relate.

    • @lifeisgood5683
      @lifeisgood5683 Рік тому

      pov: your 049 ua-cam.com/video/95QbmCC_1Nc/v-deo.html

  • @TerraBrandenburg-r8i
    @TerraBrandenburg-r8i 27 днів тому +2

    "ah, yes. The entity has stole my gender swap gun again. She won't give it back...this is why I'm not allowed to make things, isn't it?" -Dr Life

  • @Mr-frogIII
    @Mr-frogIII 8 місяців тому +864

    He doesn’t need an Oscar. He needs 049 stop taking the gender switching.Fluid

  • @Thebobateaninja
    @Thebobateaninja Рік тому +2558

    Dude went to angry over protective dad mode cause he ain't no simp

  • @kremy526
    @kremy526 Рік тому +399

    “the scps here do get a bit quirky at night”

  • @Angel_Toots
    @Angel_Toots Місяць тому +2

    *IM STARING SND I CANT STOP*
    911 what’s ur emergency?
    Meh crow ain’t crowing..

  • @TheStrangeNun
    @TheStrangeNun 8 місяців тому +2264

    “Site director, we’re having a bit of trouble getting 049 to follow us. It keeps dancing away on beat and most of our men are currently down. Advice on what to do next?”
    - an MTF Team Leader.

    • @curtisrussell4766
      @curtisrussell4766 8 місяців тому +33

      Sneak up behind it and bag it like we did for 096. -Site director

    • @Mikail-x1o
      @Mikail-x1o 7 місяців тому +15

      I’m scared ‘farts’ - security department

    • @Thesquimblyman
      @Thesquimblyman 7 місяців тому +5

      Get 682

    • @JosieDukett-rj5yo
      @JosieDukett-rj5yo 7 місяців тому +2

      Umm

    • @axeandace7728
      @axeandace7728 7 місяців тому +10

      Change ur comment to "most of our men are down(bad)."

  • @donutgam1ng
    @donutgam1ng Рік тому +1457

    this is why we run tests to make sure these things don't steal other SCP's

  • @SlimeGecko
    @SlimeGecko Рік тому +639

    "WALKING AWAY FROM THE CONVERSATION? YOU INTERRUPTED ME!" love that

  • @Boris-mb7nm
    @Boris-mb7nm 28 днів тому +1

    Instances of SCP-049 have been seen, more than one are in this world, exorcise EXTREME caution!

  • @BobThePenguin.
    @BobThePenguin. Рік тому +3634

    Alright, jumping into 682's chamber, i aint dealin with this

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer Рік тому +103

      Dont even try, he saw the vídeo and is dead now

    • @MintTheProtogen
      @MintTheProtogen Рік тому +59

      Go for it, just do NOT cause a containment breach.

    • @jaxxonbunny1775
      @jaxxonbunny1775 Рік тому +40

      Guys, there isn't anything to worry about, other researchers tried to prank me in the same way by saying that 682 was an indestructible monster that wants to destroy humanity, but he's just a big old softie who almost died from me giving him belly scratches! I'll talk to the head Researcher about stopping these rumors.

    • @mpcrauzer
      @mpcrauzer Рік тому +1

      @@jaxxonbunny1775 we know IS you Bright, dont you make me going from my base of operations here in Brazil to woop your goffy medalion where the Sun doesnt shine

    • @TheSCPFoundation513
      @TheSCPFoundation513 Рік тому +15

      After seeing this, it's safe to say I'm going to take a walk into 106's containment chamber.

  • @dj11o9er
    @dj11o9er Рік тому +2253

    Poor doc has the literal energy of 'now listen here you LITTLE SHI-'

    • @Foxyexe143
      @Foxyexe143 Рік тому +11

      I'm your 666th liker, run

    • @dj11o9er
      @dj11o9er Рік тому +10

      @@Foxyexe143 It is MAN who is made in God's image, not you, creature!

    • @Foxyexe143
      @Foxyexe143 Рік тому

      @@dj11o9er NUH UH

    • @gellog0530
      @gellog0530 Рік тому +7

      JUDGMENT

    • @HellCromeE
      @HellCromeE Рік тому

      ​@@gellog0530THY END IS NOW

  • @MRRudy321
    @MRRudy321 9 місяців тому +2724

    Original 049: Sorry, that's my sister 🤦‍♂️

  • @Milqxoxoxo00000
    @Milqxoxoxo00000 5 днів тому +2

    This guy is a legend 😭✋

  • @4_tacti
    @4_tacti Рік тому +1491

    Legends say that scp-049 gf is still dancing to this day

  • @SCP-FoundationMember
    @SCP-FoundationMember Рік тому +9355

    *_We must contain it. An SCP is an SCP._*

  • @chicken
    @chicken 8 місяців тому +610

    "Sorry, that's my sister" - "Walking away from the conversation?"

  • @Fallthreex
    @Fallthreex 2 місяці тому +1

    Gentlemen, I understand only the D-Class are permitted and under supervision, can interact with the SCPs… but we shall make an exception here

  • @thebirthofvenus333
    @thebirthofvenus333 Рік тому +1928

    He completely ignored the “thirst trap” part of it. A real G

    • @D1_sk
      @D1_sk Рік тому +18

      What there's a thirst trap?!

    • @ricko9616
      @ricko9616 Рік тому +14

      What's a thirst trap?

    • @emeraldbrillantes
      @emeraldbrillantes Рік тому +15

      ​@@ricko9616ill do u one better "WHOS A THIRSTRAP?"

    • @GreyscaleMonochrome
      @GreyscaleMonochrome Рік тому +15

      ​@@emeraldbrillantesI'll do you one better "How is thirst trap"

    • @CloverReid-pz8xk
      @CloverReid-pz8xk Рік тому +11

      @@GreyscaleMonochromelet me do you one better “WHY IS THIRST TRAP”

  • @-blackf0xth3r1an
    @-blackf0xth3r1an Рік тому +706

    *walks off really weirdly*
    "WALKING AWAY FROM THE CONVERSATION YOU INTERRUPTED ME!"

    • @ruby824
      @ruby824 Рік тому +1

      Lol

    • @-blackf0xth3r1an
      @-blackf0xth3r1an Рік тому +2

      OK WHEN DID I GET THIS MANY LIKES!?@?!?@?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

    • @cflame_FN
      @cflame_FN 11 місяців тому

      716 likes and 2 comments? Lemme fix that.

  • @bananaleos1659
    @bananaleos1659 11 місяців тому +2635

    I love how he just doesn't fall for 049 and just focuses on his job he is a Chad

    • @JkStudiosOfficial123
      @JkStudiosOfficial123 11 місяців тому +20

      He needs the money

    • @pqcowboychanel
      @pqcowboychanel 11 місяців тому +13

      He’s ace

    • @CoolestDudest
      @CoolestDudest 11 місяців тому +11

      I mean its a SCP for gods sake-

    • @GUINEA11113
      @GUINEA11113 11 місяців тому +4

      FR

    • @ChingChong02946
      @ChingChong02946 11 місяців тому +13

      Finally someone makes a comment like this but doesn’t say “sIgMa🗿” but instead says something that is actually comprehensible

  • @MissCircle-z7m
    @MissCircle-z7m Місяць тому

    I subscribed to you because of this

  • @ixleght
    @ixleght 7 місяців тому +2868

    049: 20 dollars is 20 dollars bro.

    • @shanetefft1626
      @shanetefft1626 7 місяців тому +22

      dies*

    • @Idiedtheotherday
      @Idiedtheotherday 7 місяців тому +12

      Rest in peace

    • @charismagavina7412
      @charismagavina7412 6 місяців тому +14

      @@shanetefft1626 a eulogy: we did not know much about this man, in fact we do not know if they were a man at all, they might have been male, female, or nonbinary or any number of other things. What we do know however is this: they didn’t last three seconds with SCP 049, and they died after five (burn). may they forever rest in peace and may they find solace.

    • @shanetefft1626
      @shanetefft1626 6 місяців тому +6

      @@charismagavina7412 wtf are you on about?

    • @Firemanxavier
      @Firemanxavier 6 місяців тому +3

      They really knocked on deaths door and said “this is how im gonna go”

  • @lunacryst2110
    @lunacryst2110 6 місяців тому +428

    That's a senior researcher, he knows better because he knows if he gives in, he will be cured of the pestilence

    • @UnironicallyAlex
      @UnironicallyAlex 6 місяців тому +8

      The pestilence being his virginity 😮

    • @Some_Guy987
      @Some_Guy987 5 місяців тому +3

      Probably his life first ​@@UnironicallyAlex

    • @UnironicallyAlex
      @UnironicallyAlex 5 місяців тому

      ​@@Some_Guy987 BRO WHAT 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @GriffinGateman
    @GriffinGateman 9 місяців тому +3009

    This is Sheldon if he worked at the SCP foundation💀
    EDIT: holy crap that’s a lot of likes

  • @ramonatalamantes9665
    @ramonatalamantes9665 2 місяці тому +1

    IM GOING TO BE THAT FOR HALLOWEEN AND DO THE SAME STYLE!

  • @Kyleee9113
    @Kyleee9113 8 місяців тому +3009

    "she's centuries older, but game is game"

  • @Baconwitharat
    @Baconwitharat 4 місяці тому +804

    "Pretty childish for someone Centuries ol-" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AnastasiaVerse-rc2zt
      @AnastasiaVerse-rc2zt 4 місяці тому +4

      *The janitor has locked himself inside the closet due to fear of crows*

    • @Maybe_a_person_3
      @Maybe_a_person_3 4 місяці тому

      500th like

    • @VictoriaLicon-yt8xk
      @VictoriaLicon-yt8xk 4 місяці тому

      😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡

  • @Just_A_Brick
    @Just_A_Brick Рік тому +803

    I don't know whether I should feel traumatized or praise Dr. Sherman for not simping

  • @Nora_ur_gurl
    @Nora_ur_gurl 17 днів тому +1

    no way I was the plague doctor for Halloween and this just made my costume look horibble

  • @Butterscotch_96
    @Butterscotch_96 Рік тому +2524

    Bro got -his- her hands on SCP-113 again.
    Damn I’ve gotta get my hands on 113 now.

    • @HYDR0S_
      @HYDR0S_ Рік тому +23

      did you for real
      have to remind me
      of their existance

    • @toast_69sus
      @toast_69sus Рік тому +5

      ​@@HYDR0S_fr lmao

    • @generalsynnacle23
      @generalsynnacle23 Рік тому +24

      Do I dare ask what SCP-113 is?

      *YES.*

    • @clarkside3415
      @clarkside3415 Рік тому +5

      How do -you- do that

    • @KenanLaudat-tp3bp
      @KenanLaudat-tp3bp Рік тому +3

      ​@@HYDR0S_
      Did you fr
      Have to remind me
      People believe in sky wizards

  • @WoahBro203
    @WoahBro203 8 місяців тому +546

    Imagine 049, the plague doctor, just walks up to him and says “I’m sorry, doctor Sherman. That was my sister, 049-J, the virginity stealer.

  • @normaefird9579
    @normaefird9579 Рік тому +1193

    "This is Mike, and this is how he just destroyed SCP-049''

  • @Olivethedino857
    @Olivethedino857 Місяць тому +7

    Man 049 is one of the funniest scps

  • @kuramamastah5270
    @kuramamastah5270 Рік тому +2121

    Twerking out of the room might be the coolest thing 049 ever did. 049 now has found a new way to cure the plague and it's flexing on Dr Bright.

    • @lordlarhan6614
      @lordlarhan6614 Рік тому +6

      XD

    • @lchristen5958
      @lchristen5958 Рік тому +8

      That is Dr. Sherman not Bright.

    • @-THE_POlLISH_EMPIRE-
      @-THE_POlLISH_EMPIRE- Рік тому +6

      Do I hear a simp?! N A Z I S ATTACK

    • @XeonDoesstuff
      @XeonDoesstuff Рік тому +20

      @@-THE_POlLISH_EMPIRE-you’re definitley 6

    • @Ormasto_
      @Ormasto_ Рік тому

      ​@@XeonDoesstuff
      Fr,
      Nazi-like PFP,
      Wanna be neo-nazi,
      Probably always chooses axis in any game
      Thinks everything is simping
      All the signs of a wanna be nazi 6 yo.

  • @LiterallyPurpleGuy
    @LiterallyPurpleGuy 8 місяців тому +713

    Bro's not simping over SCP huge respect
    🗿🍷

    • @ThisIsNotOkieDokie
      @ThisIsNotOkieDokie 8 місяців тому +5

      🍷🗿

    • @blackads9687
      @blackads9687 8 місяців тому +3

      You gotta be more specific because nobody simps for "secure, contain and protect"

    • @sam.sam0_0
      @sam.sam0_0 8 місяців тому +1

      @@blackads9687exactly

    • @curtisrussell4766
      @curtisrussell4766 8 місяців тому

      if I saw that thing: *stabs 049 82882818282 times then slaps to KELT-9b the hottest planet in the solar system*

    • @Daegon4626
      @Daegon4626 8 місяців тому

      ​@curtisrussell4766 it kills you if it touchs you basically

  • @bigman1163
    @bigman1163 Рік тому +1139

    If 096 got ahold of this then there'd be A LOT more containment breaches lol

    • @ThatMrWolf
      @ThatMrWolf Рік тому +31

      Wouldn't there be less, since people wouldn't be staring at its face?

    • @bigman1163
      @bigman1163 Рік тому +17

      @@ThatMrWolf I mean you just need a slight glimpse of its face soooo...

    • @Artist-Solus
      @Artist-Solus 11 місяців тому

      ​@@bigman1163nah we'd just look at the big thighs, ass and ti-

    • @Drandumb_
      @Drandumb_ 11 місяців тому +9

      @@bigman1163i wonder if *F O C U S* plays any part in if 096 cares or not (probably not tho)

    • @WarThunderPlayer-1
      @WarThunderPlayer-1 11 місяців тому +2

      oh shit not good

  • @strange99-g9i
    @strange99-g9i 2 місяці тому +1

    Vulgarity can't stop bro from conversation

  • @GaniValenzuela
    @GaniValenzuela 9 місяців тому +931

    Wanna know why He's not simping?, Because he's Scientist.

    • @Staticsceptre
      @Staticsceptre 9 місяців тому +3

      Well we have all been a scientist at one point of another in our lives haven’t we?

    • @GaniValenzuela
      @GaniValenzuela 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Staticsceptre indeed my friend.

    • @ashadowyfigure8469
      @ashadowyfigure8469 9 місяців тому +2

      hes not with the science team
      YYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

    • @Del80VR
      @Del80VR 9 місяців тому +1

      and is he with the science team?

    • @The-Purple-Myth
      @The-Purple-Myth 9 місяців тому +1

      Because he is old Sheldon aka Sheldon from young sheldon

  • @kylewills
    @kylewills 9 місяців тому +217

    “Pretty childish for someone centuries old” that is crazy

  • @The_hellmetguys
    @The_hellmetguys 4 місяці тому +972

    Therapist: what is your problem?
    Us: WE SEE 049 WHO CHANGED GENDER
    Edit one : AYO GUYS 956 LIKES !!?????

  • @SamuraiDan-g9c
    @SamuraiDan-g9c 3 місяці тому

    Can anyone else agree with me that 049 as a girl looks gorgeous 😍

  • @lilspritecanwhoeatsbugs
    @lilspritecanwhoeatsbugs Рік тому +1141

    “GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE”

  • @daswordofgork9823
    @daswordofgork9823 Рік тому +825

    Dr. Bright is no longer allowed to give SCP 049 the gender switching potion under any circumstances.

    • @JustAnotherThree
      @JustAnotherThree Рік тому +10

      What if he did it to 096?

    • @lauren_wolvesandbeyond
      @lauren_wolvesandbeyond 11 місяців тому +5

      I was already laughing but this comment killed me 😂

    • @Leochain7274
      @Leochain7274 11 місяців тому +5

      I'll add it to his file, that thing really is getting to big

    • @normalrobloxplay
      @normalrobloxplay 11 місяців тому +4

      we must inform the site council! better yet the O5 council.

    • @POOKIELOVER777
      @POOKIELOVER777 11 місяців тому +5

      ​@@JustAnotherThreeshy anime girl?

  • @A_Chaotic_Neutral
    @A_Chaotic_Neutral Рік тому +421

    We need better containment procedures, or at least competent guards. I usually don't complain about this, but I now see why the site director is constantly ranting about stuff like this. I would be too if I had to deal with a mountain of paperwork every time something got out.
    -Dr [REDACTED]

    • @JonnesTT
      @JonnesTT Рік тому +11

      Eh, I stayed at site 29 for a while. Most anomalies become quite nice once they're acclimated to you (and their new "home"). So this happens every now and then. And every now and thenner they had a tragedy, but only one "statistically relevant incident".

    • @Prezlink_
      @Prezlink_ Рік тому +4

      ⁠​⁠@@JonnesTTyeah I used too work at site 53 this happens from time to time but there it happened a lot like every hour a lot I hated it there.

    • @Kalmaro4152
      @Kalmaro4152 Рік тому +6

      Mate, as part of the Guards, I'd love to tell you we are doing our jobs, but we ain't. If there's a breach most of us just book it. Nothing better than seeing an escaped 939 and no backup

    • @metaleater730
      @metaleater730 Рік тому +2

      ​@@Kalmaro4152hey *drinks cup of skuly cup of Human blood* this is deven....he shocked me in my containment area one to many times

    • @Deconstruction_Administrator
      @Deconstruction_Administrator Рік тому +4

      A reminder to Dr. [REDACTED] from Site Administrator [Redacted]:
      Dr., I feel it pertinent to remind you that designation 049 is not truly containable in the same sense as most others. Designation 049 has the capacity to dematerialise itself from its domicile at any point it wishes. 049 actively chooses to remain in the facility because it sees no reason to be anywhere else.
      Failure to remember this detail in the future will result in the administration of an amnesiac and reassignment to another facility.
      Thank you for your time.

  • @K.W.D89
    @K.W.D89 Місяць тому +1

    I love how he aint he talking like 049 aint older

  • @Mtf-Alpha-1-1_Pluto
    @Mtf-Alpha-1-1_Pluto Рік тому +2394

    Proposal: I’d like to be the head researcher for this case.

    • @comradephantomsoul3652
      @comradephantomsoul3652 Рік тому +52

      Tau-1 squad lead here can I join yah?

    • @Herrscher_of_fate
      @Herrscher_of_fate Рік тому +38

      How the hell does 049 have the gender switching stone in the first place?? I thought you foundation lot locked it it up at site seventeen? Oh wait, I destroyed that site, didn’t I. But my point still stands.

    • @TimeskipCronos
      @TimeskipCronos Рік тому +23

      Divine intervention here: fuck naw m8. ~ P

    • @MAGICUSERNAME
      @MAGICUSERNAME Рік тому +13

      As my reach log shows I’m the only reacher Qualified for this assignment

    • @prime-aerospace
      @prime-aerospace Рік тому

      ​@comradephantomsoul3652 you are currently dead..... ripped apart thanks to Dr dan

  • @1r1s79
    @1r1s79 4 місяці тому +703

    049: Problem, not my problem
    That's just not my problem!

    • @ChrisVavatsikos
      @ChrisVavatsikos 4 місяці тому

      Proba girl 14 to 17 years old thinking it's cool

    • @johnyounkin4179
      @johnyounkin4179 4 місяці тому

      @@ChrisVavatsikos she dosen't even look 14 maybe a bit older then 16

    • @ChrisVavatsikos
      @ChrisVavatsikos 4 місяці тому

      Blud I ain't talking about the video

    • @ChrisVavatsikos
      @ChrisVavatsikos 4 місяці тому

      Am talking about @1r1s79

    • @ChrisVavatsikos
      @ChrisVavatsikos 4 місяці тому

      And by the picture

  • @Ahmed-L-gd
    @Ahmed-L-gd 4 місяці тому +813

    the SCP foundation made a smart decision by hiring a gay scientist.

    • @Random_Fandom2023
      @Random_Fandom2023 4 місяці тому +33

      I'm gay the other way 🤪 😌

    • @MetalFR.
      @MetalFR. 3 місяці тому +24

      Bro he isn't a simp nt gay tk notes lil bro stp being smp

    • @TheTweakerbell
      @TheTweakerbell 3 місяці тому +15

      ​@@MetalFR. What the fuck

    • @Eerasujdjd
      @Eerasujdjd 3 місяці тому +24

      @@MetalFR.I think you forgot some letters

    • @Official_Yoda
      @Official_Yoda 3 місяці тому +4

      Your the gay one buddy

  • @ashleyabernathy8656
    @ashleyabernathy8656 22 дні тому +2

    You interrupted me!😂😂😂

  • @IAmEgg.
    @IAmEgg. 7 місяців тому +2491

    *Exits YT Shorts*
    *Closes UA-cam*
    *Opens Chrome*
    *Activating Incognito Mode*

    • @NeverDidALetsPlayBefore
      @NeverDidALetsPlayBefore 6 місяців тому +176

      Don’t do it bro it’s not worth it

    • @huh074
      @huh074 6 місяців тому +114

      Wasnt even that good tbh

    • @TheOneElivakey
      @TheOneElivakey 6 місяців тому +88

      ​@@huh074wdym, how did you know💀

    • @Rebellion_press
      @Rebellion_press 6 місяців тому +59

      @@huh074 check the comics, there better....a friend say that to me

    • @Salamander_Shaman
      @Salamander_Shaman 6 місяців тому +14

      🤨

  • @Winterbg2017
    @Winterbg2017 Рік тому +2447

    "Pretty childish for someone centuries old"💀💀💀
    Got me rolling on the floor soo hard
    Eadit:OMG I DIDNT KNOW I GOT THIS MUCH LIKES

    • @IS0T0X4L
      @IS0T0X4L Рік тому +8

      Which is true when it comes to SCP-049 lol

    • @thetabs5094
      @thetabs5094 Рік тому +5

      The ark is about to oof them

    • @Goofyahhmonkey99
      @Goofyahhmonkey99 Рік тому +2

      Same 😂😂

    • @farahferas4609
      @farahferas4609 Рік тому

      Ooo Fuc ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @Rehoblack
      @Rehoblack Рік тому

      He keeping with modern trend pretty well for someone that old

  • @tantoelpuercoespin
    @tantoelpuercoespin Рік тому +1011

    this guy takes his job very seriously, what an exceptional man 🗿

    • @lastbreathsansi-iivv8219
      @lastbreathsansi-iivv8219 Рік тому +3

      There are severe consequences if you don't take your job seriously here, aka termination or amnestics and demotion to Class-D.

    • @tnn93
      @tnn93 Рік тому +1

      I Hate it how my emoji looks so weird.

    • @thatmitsubishikid2498
      @thatmitsubishikid2498 Рік тому

      Mans works for the SCP foundation, they can make his death another statistic easily. Gotta stay focused on the job at all times

  • @BabySharkPating
    @BabySharkPating 2 місяці тому +1

    *"YOU INTERRUPTED ME!" Bro aint a simp (respect)*

  • @Kachow_Kachow
    @Kachow_Kachow 9 місяців тому +623

    "Oh looks its the docto-"
    Guard : *SMAAAAAAAAASH*

    • @erlainezyrelle8863
      @erlainezyrelle8863 9 місяців тому +11

      Fr becoming a zombie is worth it

    • @Sleepydoggy5613
      @Sleepydoggy5613 9 місяців тому +7

      ​@@erlainezyrelle8863what the,why do I agree with you 💀

    • @Tadashiray
      @Tadashiray 9 місяців тому +3

      173 likes

    • @Cope_Wee
      @Cope_Wee 9 місяців тому +3

      I agree with the guard….
      😅

    • @survivorxwatching6003
      @survivorxwatching6003 9 місяців тому +2

      No, this is a trick from the SCP facility to get you to join, "We must stay focused brothers, We must stay focused."

  • @I_Edit_0kay
    @I_Edit_0kay Рік тому +329

    “Pretty childish from someone century’s old…” That was fr personal 😭☠️

  • @AstriTheAstri
    @AstriTheAstri 10 місяців тому +495

    “This is torture.”
    -Dr.M (slowly dying)

  • @BraylinAdair
    @BraylinAdair Місяць тому +1

    That's me when I don't want to listen to my parents😂😂😂

  • @richardgunson2116
    @richardgunson2116 Рік тому +554

    Sometimes the internet makes me regret liking plague doctors.

    • @jaxvr5167
      @jaxvr5167 Рік тому +5

      Yup

    • @violetthedraconia
      @violetthedraconia Рік тому +4

      yeah😂 but have I no remorse lol

    • @josearivera892
      @josearivera892 Рік тому

      Very true

    • @DyHi_
      @DyHi_ Рік тому +5

      Sometimes the internet makes me really enjoy liking plague doctors 💀

    • @noahreed4608
      @noahreed4608 Рік тому

      ​@@DyHi_I'm sorry what? Cuz what the actual fu-

  • @kuramamastah5270
    @kuramamastah5270 Рік тому +750

    049: No plague cure uwu?
    Dr Bright: cease your wea💀

    • @Dr_Jack-Bright627
      @Dr_Jack-Bright627 Рік тому +15

      Please tell me where it is i’m doing it for “research”

    • @Just_A_Brick
      @Just_A_Brick Рік тому +8

      I just imagine Dr. Bright seeing this and being like:
      "YOU THINK YOU CAN ONE UP ME!?"

    • @Dr_Jack-Bright627
      @Dr_Jack-Bright627 Рік тому

      @@Just_A_Brick correct I just had sex with scp (REDACTED)

    • @JRZDidThis
      @JRZDidThis Рік тому +2

      Someone get a therapist

    • @americanboot_1
      @americanboot_1 Рік тому

      ​@@Dr_Jack-Bright627id like to inform you its still a monster switching genders.

  • @LasagnaDUD3
    @LasagnaDUD3 Рік тому +327

    "No John you can’t have sex with the SCPs.”

    • @kaepora66
      @kaepora66 Рік тому +17

      Seems like something Dr bright would try ngl

    • @violationgamer-u7f
      @violationgamer-u7f Рік тому +3

      😂haha not funny😐

    • @kaepora66
      @kaepora66 Рік тому

      @@violationgamer-u7f no one asked for that useless opinion

    • @webbrentgaming5187
      @webbrentgaming5187 Рік тому

      dr bright what the Fuck is this why is there a baby 682 here that claims to be your son!!!!!

    • @joshdedam8615
      @joshdedam8615 Рік тому

      no sense of humor in that 8 year old noggin@@violationgamer-u7f

  • @DaniloAlbadan
    @DaniloAlbadan 7 днів тому +1

    First of all why she walked out like that I felt like she said, just give me my money

  • @leedisley5243
    @leedisley5243 7 місяців тому +223

    "I told you not to put the gender revers potion near 049's cage. Should have listened."

    • @scp_dr_lance711
      @scp_dr_lance711 6 місяців тому +2

      It's a stone, not a potion.

    • @leedisley5243
      @leedisley5243 5 місяців тому +1

      Sorry I didn't know at the time I made this comment.

  • @invader_man2937
    @invader_man2937 Рік тому +184

    “Pretty childish for someone centuries old- walking away from the conversation?! You interrupted me!”

  • @theteameevee423
    @theteameevee423 Рік тому +160

    " They are vibing. Leave them alone. "
    "I want the gender switching thingy.. I want to be a woman."
    -Dr.Bennett

    • @-account_stolen-ko2rq
      @-account_stolen-ko2rq Рік тому

      I want it so that i can be a man :P

    • @Ur_owl_house_freak
      @Ur_owl_house_freak Рік тому +4

      Its hard being a female

    • @bluefirefist4895
      @bluefirefist4895 Рік тому +1

      Dr.Bennett, your request has been reviewed, and subsequently denied. Frankly, we already have enough junior researchers trying to use it, and we don't need a senior researcher encouraging them.
      Dr. B.F.F

    • @theteameevee423
      @theteameevee423 Рік тому

      @@bluefirefist4895 " Oh.. Okay... "
      -Dr. Bennett

    • @AXiaoMain
      @AXiaoMain Рік тому

      Eyo same

  • @wilkerson_tiffany
    @wilkerson_tiffany 16 годин тому

    WALKING AWAY FROM THE CONVERSATION?! YOU INTERRUPTED ME😂😂

  • @JunkJester6131
    @JunkJester6131 Рік тому +616

    049 really should stop stealing 113, really.
    I need it more than they do.

    • @TiernanHousman
      @TiernanHousman Рік тому +13

      _you wot_

    • @gone_mad-tryagainlater
      @gone_mad-tryagainlater Рік тому +40

      I understand. Unfortunately, we are not allowed to directly handle the anomalies
      [Discretely slides sample case to you]
      (Whispering) I snuck a sledgehammer into the research wing. Have this fragment

    • @NxAllie
      @NxAllie Рік тому +22

      I don't care how painful it is, i'd do it in a heartbeat 😭

    • @LamenterAbom
      @LamenterAbom Рік тому +14

      Hey while im in this room with a metal ball with a screwdriver
      ...whats scp 113

    • @beno22iscool
      @beno22iscool Рік тому +2

      ​@@LamenterAbombe happy you don't know

  • @foxxygradius7858
    @foxxygradius7858 Рік тому +519

    049 infecting you with the Plague of Thirst. There's only one treatment.

  • @darthprimalmanrequiem2354
    @darthprimalmanrequiem2354 Рік тому +562

    “Just got the black plague and look at my doctor bruh I’m finna die 😭 ☠️”

    • @number-14
      @number-14 Рік тому +10

      "were all gonna die, don't make such a big fuss over it. It ain't nothing special that you're gonna do it too some day.

    • @silverwasp3895
      @silverwasp3895 Рік тому

      @number-14 allow me to help spread the cure faster then

    • @keyarmantamang3591
      @keyarmantamang3591 Рік тому +2

      @@number-14because the night will be the night I will fall for you 💀🖤⛓️🕷️

    • @amandamcdaniel7863
      @amandamcdaniel7863 Рік тому

      ​@That_one_weird_therian your a simp

    • @Yippee-man
      @Yippee-man Рік тому +2

      “Bruh my doctor decided to pull up lookin like this while i have small pox and the bubonic plague 😭”