Cardi B Tells John Mulaney What Happened in Her Prom Limo

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  • John Mulaney presents Tonight Show co-host Cardi B with a special gift for her unborn baby, talks about pranking people with Tom Jones music and shares what it's like returning to Saturday Night Live as a host.
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    Cardi B Tells John Mulaney What Happened in Her Prom Limo
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  • @honeybeex5564
    @honeybeex5564 4 роки тому +5807

    i love how adamantly john tries to keep cardi involved the conversation like it’s so good

    • @razk9231
      @razk9231 4 роки тому +161

      Why is Fallon not asking her any questions?! It's so weird

    • @ridelikeagirlaus8751
      @ridelikeagirlaus8751 4 роки тому +163

      Razzle k I think it’s because the Cardi interview had finished and because John wanted to give her a gift they asked her stay on stage for Johns interview. It felt a little awkward but I agree @MrBlueSky, Johns genuine attempts to keep Cardi engaged in the segment was very sweet. He seems like a really nice guy.

    • @aoifed8913
      @aoifed8913 4 роки тому +25

      He's polite

  • @kurtisstoleyourgender9620
    @kurtisstoleyourgender9620 4 роки тому +14854

    i just love how john included cardi into the conversation all the time bc she just sat there like: 😌

    • @sadboihrs1229
      @sadboihrs1229 4 роки тому +602

      That's exactly how she looked too. She was just so cute.

    • @muriel_thompson
      @muriel_thompson 4 роки тому +69

      Me with my friends.

    • @sirhawkjames
      @sirhawkjames 4 роки тому +168

      Bruh she high af

    • @mango8999
      @mango8999 4 роки тому +65

      dead inside why is that literally her face lmaoo

    • @chazrayy
      @chazrayy 4 роки тому +48

      hawk james she was pregnant

  • @SuperRainBon
    @SuperRainBon 4 роки тому +8888

    This interview makes me think of a quote Nick Krolls says in regards to John Mulaney. “he’s always the smartest guy in the room but never smarter than the room”

    • @ryynerwicked2762
      @ryynerwicked2762 4 роки тому +238

      SuperRainBon that sums him up perfectly I get exactly what knolls was saying u can see it in John's personality

    • @winstonchurchill624
      @winstonchurchill624 4 роки тому +39

      SuperRainBon OK maybe I’m an idiot but I don’t understand

    • @bella-jt9cb
      @bella-jt9cb 4 роки тому +1

      Wait which interview was this?

    • @bella-jt9cb
      @bella-jt9cb 4 роки тому

      @Gabriela Thomas hmm ok I'll search around😂 thanks

    • @britt1953
      @britt1953 4 роки тому +63

      Gabriela Thomas John is full of confidence, and knows he doesn’t need to bring others down in order to bring himself up! He’s the perfect example of someone with the right kind of confidence. He gives me some faith in humanity :)

  • @heatherpower9847
    @heatherpower9847 3 роки тому +16011

    John is that friend that waits for you when you need to tie your shoes

    • @hibakharusi
      @hibakharusi 3 роки тому +52

      I would like this comment but it’s at 69 :/

    • @castlegarden2999
      @castlegarden2999 3 роки тому +116

      People don't wait for their friends when they need to tie their shoes??? It's such a small thing and it only takes like 15 seconds

    • @declanmcguinness5952
      @declanmcguinness5952 3 роки тому +46

      I think he's more like the friend tying his shoes

    • @ryanward202
      @ryanward202 3 роки тому +17

      I feel like that’s every person. Who wouldn’t wait for their friend tying their shoes?

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 роки тому +22

      Ryan Ward my friends apparently

  • @elora512
    @elora512 4 роки тому +15435

    As a socially awkward person, I appreciate people like John Mulaney. Just his body language, is very inclusive of everyone in the conversation

    • @imadoggo3916
      @imadoggo3916 4 роки тому +23

      贝墨 i’m sorry but I must thumbs this down in order to keep you at 666 likes

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 4 роки тому +113

      It must be easy to talk with him. Seems like a good guy, someone know who he is ?
      No offense.

    • @janedoe3002
      @janedoe3002 4 роки тому +46

      I was thinking the same thing!! He is so polite

    • @lavendelchen
      @lavendelchen 4 роки тому +68

      @@imadoggo3916 this isn't Reddit buddy

    • @charlesmasclef1309
      @charlesmasclef1309 4 роки тому +13

      Lavendelchen
      Plus disliking does not suppress a like. It’s a ratio in percent, just like a videos are, the difference is that it doesn’t display the actual numbers of dislikes on comments.

  • @shannondaniel5544
    @shannondaniel5544 4 роки тому +6374

    i want john mulaney to interview cardi b for an hour this is the most fascinating thing i’ve ever seen

    • @gifctdotorgthought-police3706
      @gifctdotorgthought-police3706 4 роки тому +32

      agreed

    • @lawrenceveyberman5352
      @lawrenceveyberman5352 4 роки тому +6

      You want him to interview a criminal who drugged some guys? Yea for sure, me too! Just behind 2 inch thick glass.

    • @kaimanariley7169
      @kaimanariley7169 4 роки тому +3

      Would pay to see

    • @JazzyB9481
      @JazzyB9481 4 роки тому +32

      @@lawrenceveyberman5352 you sound mad lmao

    • @lawrenceveyberman5352
      @lawrenceveyberman5352 4 роки тому +4

      @@JazzyB9481 Mad as in angry? Or mad as in crazy? I AM angry that a popular person was found to have drugged and robbed some people. And because of her gender and popularity, she gets away with it Scott free. With not even a slap on the wrist by the public community. Or did you mean crazy? If so, look up Cardi B and drugging and robbing people. I ain't making this up. :/

  • @cillapilegaardglud5097
    @cillapilegaardglud5097 4 роки тому +13595

    I love how John Mulaney is the "least" famous of the three, yet 99% of the comments are about him (which is completely deserved)

    • @kiwi-m2t
      @kiwi-m2t 4 роки тому +448

      that’s the difference between being widely loved, and being deeply loved

    • @lruddy8820
      @lruddy8820 4 роки тому +66

      Its called being the guest of that segment on a talk show, who ever was in that middle seat was gonna be the centre of attention or else jimmy fallon wouldnt have a job

    • @aaroneusjames2342
      @aaroneusjames2342 4 роки тому +5

      @@kiwi-m2t nice

    • @anunfiItered
      @anunfiItered 4 роки тому +6

      @@kiwi-m2t agreed!

    • @xa-12zbionic75
      @xa-12zbionic75 3 роки тому +3

      @@kiwi-m2t well said🙏

  • @moniquerodriguez3013
    @moniquerodriguez3013 3 роки тому +13984

    When the teacher picks the groups

    • @dysmissme7343
      @dysmissme7343 3 роки тому +78

      😂

    • @jaylenedasleeze
      @jaylenedasleeze 3 роки тому +148

      this deserved more likes

    • @moniquerodriguez3013
      @moniquerodriguez3013 3 роки тому +10

      @@jaylenedasleeze 😏

    • @kristindoja44
      @kristindoja44 3 роки тому +6

      lol

    • @exkobri558
      @exkobri558 3 роки тому +132

      It’s either you and that group have such an awkward dynamic or you’re like this video, and make it work to a weirdly good degree

  • @maddieagne8565
    @maddieagne8565 4 роки тому +43721

    John and Cardi are like two opposite college students meeting at a party and they get along for reasons literally no one understands, and Jimmy is the friend John brought to the party

    • @asiamiwillbe
      @asiamiwillbe 4 роки тому +395

      This comment deserves more likes

    • @mommamia9948
      @mommamia9948 4 роки тому +81

      So true 😂

    • @alexraeanne9706
      @alexraeanne9706 4 роки тому +198

      Hot cheeto girl and a nerd

    • @lynn4203
      @lynn4203 4 роки тому +274

      like snoop dogg and martha stewart LMAO

    • @STRAYmediaTV
      @STRAYmediaTV 4 роки тому +46

      Maddie Agne holy shit. This is, hands down, THE MOST succinct explanation

  • @iamyourwaiter929
    @iamyourwaiter929 5 років тому +12797

    This is the most ambitious crossover I’ve ever seen

    • @madisonwalsh5294
      @madisonwalsh5294 4 роки тому +28

      I Am Your Waiter This comment deserves way more likes

    • @jobecker4381
      @jobecker4381 4 роки тому +4

      Hahahahaha

    • @harleighc3395
      @harleighc3395 4 роки тому +21

      I clicked on this expecting pure insanity at the least

    • @TPRM1
      @TPRM1 3 роки тому +7

      Is nobody gonna talk about how he drank her water?

    • @spencerjackson3754
      @spencerjackson3754 3 роки тому

      Definitely the strangest

  • @crystallight6488
    @crystallight6488 6 років тому +5290

    John was so sweet to Cardi B. Even though they haven’t met, he still got her a gift for her baby. That was so thoughtful and sweet!

    • @Ma-fd2ph
      @Ma-fd2ph 6 років тому +94

      And she didnt say thank you once.

    • @johnnythunderpants3964
      @johnnythunderpants3964 5 років тому +49

      @@Ma-fd2ph wow I had to rewatch it because I found that so hard to believe. But you're right, that's crazy

    • @MM-dq2pi
      @MM-dq2pi 5 років тому +182

      I noticed it too, but you could tell from her reaction she was touched.

    • @sunkid02
      @sunkid02 5 років тому +88

      @@Ma-fd2ph i just dont think she got a chance cause jimmy kept interjecting and then changed the subject asking if they met before

    • @mamatony8931
      @mamatony8931 5 років тому +76

      @@Ma-fd2ph just because she didn't say thank you directly doesn't mean she wasn't grateful. She probably said it after the show. Anyway you could tell she was grateful.

  • @ayahashem1071
    @ayahashem1071 3 роки тому +2797

    John is the type of guy who will never make the conversation awkward

    • @annafantasia
      @annafantasia 3 роки тому +59

      Or he makes 100% of every conversation awkward, but like, it's okay, and now everybody can be awkward together

  • @brittanyr9471
    @brittanyr9471 4 роки тому +29334

    I love how Cardi is just the strangest person alive and John is so amused by her and respectful to her. Even though they are polar opposites.

    • @MrManlyBeardyMan
      @MrManlyBeardyMan 4 роки тому +73

      Brittany R being stupid and strange are different

    • @m_gwb
      @m_gwb 4 роки тому +260

      It was almost like John was talking to a toddler (no offense to Cardi B)

    • @lifeontheledgerlines8394
      @lifeontheledgerlines8394 4 роки тому +423

      @@m_gwb Wait, so it would be a tall child talking to an adult toddler

    • @MrManlyBeardyMan
      @MrManlyBeardyMan 4 роки тому +4

      Hï Śīßtèrs Am I most or least? Make up your mind.

    • @MrManlyBeardyMan
      @MrManlyBeardyMan 4 роки тому +3

      Hï Śīßtèrs You’re*

  • @laylahernandez4382
    @laylahernandez4382 4 роки тому +22603

    i love that john brought cardi a baby gift even tho they hadn’t met before the show

    • @Chimchimchu
      @Chimchimchu 4 роки тому +505

      He left a lot of room for her to shine ... and she didn't. He did though. John did great.

    • @laylahernandez4382
      @laylahernandez4382 4 роки тому +207

      Maddaus Bronson ya he is very respectful, i love it

    • @askapk
      @askapk 4 роки тому +77

      He only got her the gift to set up the punchline. And to solidify his "nice guy" image.

    • @Chimchimchu
      @Chimchimchu 4 роки тому +33

      @@askapk So what are you saying. She's the good one here?

    • @askapk
      @askapk 4 роки тому +27

      @@Chimchimchu Cardi B is pure rubbish. Not a single admirable thing about her.

  • @haleyh4481
    @haleyh4481 4 роки тому +11281

    i have so much respect for john mulaney here he was so inclusive of cardi. like typically someone sitting in the closer seat would just sit there talking up the host the whole time not sparing the other guest a second thought but the fact that he would turn and engage in conversation with cardi and make eye contact and get her a baby gift (even tho they said they just met!!), and how when he realizes hes talked a lot he would turn to her to say something was so fucking sweet of him. honestly he’s the guy in a circle of friends talking that would always make room for the new kid

    • @celticcheetah6371
      @celticcheetah6371 3 роки тому +95

      Interesting. In British talk shows, they nearly always get guests out together and interacting. I think it’s way more entertaining. You get to watch strange collections of people riffing off each other. Like Will i am and Miriam Margoles

    • @Nanancay
      @Nanancay 3 роки тому +124

      4:57 when he turns to Cardi and redirects the conversation about SNL to her doing a good job on SNL ;-;-;

    • @naynayroxalot
      @naynayroxalot 3 роки тому +2

      That Graham Norton episode is one of my favorite things EVER! SOOOOOO fell in love with Will.I.Am!

    • @naynayroxalot
      @naynayroxalot 3 роки тому

      My ex was the devil.. soooo.. no.

    • @naynayroxalot
      @naynayroxalot 3 роки тому +3

      Definitely came here to mention this... glad it was already posted, beautiful humans!

  • @LPink-tm6tg
    @LPink-tm6tg 3 роки тому +9034

    The chemistry John and Cardi have is ✨immaculate✨

    • @victoria777grace
      @victoria777grace 3 роки тому +625

      i love how neither of them know how to talk to each other, but u can tell that they’re trying their best and are genuinely interested in one another but they’re polar opposites. i love how they still manage to bond tho

    • @sugarpibaby
      @sugarpibaby 3 роки тому +145

      OMG. It was! I just wanted Fallon to go away - Mulaney and Cardi B alone in conversation had me riveted!

    • @pretty948
      @pretty948 3 роки тому +46

      Ikr it was so adorable

    • @haley8484
      @haley8484 3 роки тому +14

      IKRR 🤣😭🙌❤️

    • @advitigangwar3647
      @advitigangwar3647 3 роки тому +9

      Fuck yeah

  • @therandomguyonyoutube6415
    @therandomguyonyoutube6415 5 років тому +12352

    I feel like John is just fascinated by Cardi B, like everything she says is part of a new and fascinating culture he's interested in but doesn't understand at all.

    • @Kempster_K
      @Kempster_K 5 років тому +230

      100% accurate assessment, I love it

    • @P9rkour90
      @P9rkour90 5 років тому +37

      The Random Guy on UA-cam yeah cardi b sucks as a human being and is just a nasty low vibration low frequency piece of garbage and John is decent humble man

    • @EssenceEtienne
      @EssenceEtienne 5 років тому +65

      Parker Dolan you’re so bored lol

    • @screechowl1119
      @screechowl1119 5 років тому +43

      Why does he remind me of an old 1950s comedian

    • @missangelinaadams
      @missangelinaadams 5 років тому +29

      Screech Owl It’s his voice and cadence.

  • @hellofrominside8524
    @hellofrominside8524 4 роки тому +23710

    I feel like we should all take a moment to appreciate the cardi-G joke. I felt bad when he said it twice and still didn't get a reaction

    • @mcr5truther
      @mcr5truther 4 роки тому +116

      Hello From Inside I agree. 👏👏👏

    • @fatimar6885
      @fatimar6885 4 роки тому +43

      I don't get it

    • @tindeeriksson8522
      @tindeeriksson8522 4 роки тому +416

      @@fatimar6885 Her name is Cardi B, JM gave her a cardigan and called it a Cardi-G

    • @iamme3803
      @iamme3803 4 роки тому +27

      @@tindeeriksson8522 still don't get it

    • @leviticus6896
      @leviticus6896 4 роки тому +190

      @@iamme3803 "Cardi - (G)an

  • @moonagedaydr3am
    @moonagedaydr3am 4 роки тому +12416

    This is like when martha stewart and snoop dogg hang out

  • @PetiteSymphony
    @PetiteSymphony 3 роки тому +2181

    I could watch Cardi B and John Mulaney interact for hours.

  • @melissathomas2780
    @melissathomas2780 5 років тому +4788

    John is the perfect host. He knew how to redirect to a joke when Cardi or Jimmy was saying weird stuff or nothing at all. Love him.

    • @93Jubilee
      @93Jubilee 5 років тому +71

      John wasn't the host; he was the guest. It looked like Cardi doesn't know how to show interest in another person. I'm not sure she even thanked him for the gift.

    • @sunshinesweet3869
      @sunshinesweet3869 5 років тому +106

      I think he would be a good host because I realized the only reason I like this interview was because of John I mean Jimmy was kind of weird in the show I usually like Jimmy as a host but I started to realize why people don't like him that much as a host

    • @Firegirl483
      @Firegirl483 5 років тому +18

      @@93Jubilee Fallon kept interrupting her

  • @stephenchoi4349
    @stephenchoi4349 4 роки тому +3105

    I don’t know why but the dynamic between Cardi B and Mulaney is hilarious

    • @gifctdotorgthought-police3706
      @gifctdotorgthought-police3706 4 роки тому +8

      I think they'd make a cute couple if he were single.

    • @theINQBS
      @theINQBS 4 роки тому +14

      Yes… a highly intelligent person trying to speak to a supposed adult who has 3 brain cells in her atrophied brain who are all to stupid to fight for control.
      How this moron made it is beyond me because I WANTEDED to die when she said that shit!
      I grew up in the same neighborhood when it was the hoodest of hoods, far worse and destitute than when she grew up there, where sometimes we'd step over dead homeless people or have to walk around them as they defecated into a coffee cup on our walk to school, and though we had a few simpletons who spoke as poorly as this dumbass does, they were in the vast minority.
      I mean, what books are they reading where it has that extra ED at the end, and how do they pronounce words that end in TH with an F??!?!??
      WTFFFFF??!?!!?
      I think they should axe for help. SMH

    • @nyx0s389
      @nyx0s389 4 роки тому +4

      @theINQBS she’s really not painting people from the hood in a good light.

    • @juliettemarie3255
      @juliettemarie3255 4 роки тому +22

      I think it’s because they both seem to like each other but they don’t quite know how to connect so it’s funny to watch them try to talk to each other, very hat on a hat

    • @gifctdotorgthought-police3706
      @gifctdotorgthought-police3706 4 роки тому +3

      @@juliettemarie3255 I would say John wouldn't do that but you wouldn't think he'd freebase cocaine the night before graduation either.

  • @Anna-ux4xk
    @Anna-ux4xk 5 років тому +4824

    John really was so good at including Cardi in the conversation and just going along with whatever she decided to bring up 10/10 he would be a fantastic host

    • @NgawaraMM
      @NgawaraMM 5 років тому +31

      Anna yeah he would be an incredible host!

    • @wilderbuchananhorton3356
      @wilderbuchananhorton3356 5 років тому +7

      He definitely knows how to make 13 year olds feel included, yes.
      Her child is gonna have the IQ of a potato.

    • @angiecruz5949
      @angiecruz5949 5 років тому +23

      Wilder Buchananhorton don’t bring children into it that ain’t cool fr you’re talking shit on a child cuh

  • @reubenfuchs2747
    @reubenfuchs2747 3 роки тому +1640

    WHY IS CARDI AND JOHN SUCH A GOLD COMBINATION

  • @cassidya4062
    @cassidya4062 5 років тому +18379

    John’s low key disappointed no one made a big deal about his play on word “cardi G”

    • @buttercupcoffee5972
      @buttercupcoffee5972 5 років тому +782

      I thought it was a great joke.

    • @schmittywerbenjagermanjens2649
      @schmittywerbenjagermanjens2649 5 років тому +258

      It made me chuckle

    • @michaelb3581
      @michaelb3581 5 років тому +484

      Oh trust me he’s not paying attention to that. He’s trying to jump over the obstacle of Cardi not understanding ANY of his sarcasm lol the guy just wants a joke to land!

    • @SingingSuperstar28
      @SingingSuperstar28 5 років тому +19

      And trust me, so am I

    • @rosericorico4980
      @rosericorico4980 5 років тому +91

      He said it like three times hoping someone would hear it 😆

  • @flrnce
    @flrnce 4 роки тому +5130

    I can hear John Mulaney's thoughts as he's trying to comprehend everything Cardi B is saying

    • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
      @GrndAdmiralThrawn 3 роки тому +131

      Well, he did do that bit about crazy people being interesting to him. It seems that the more nonsensical you are, the more fascinating he finds you.

  • @smangelchi
    @smangelchi 6 років тому +5427

    John Mulaney is such a gentleman. I know he’s having more of a one on one conversation with jimmy Fallon but he still ques in CardiB and asks her questions. He also turns to look at her to include her in the conversation. He made the whole thing less awkward.

    • @alicejames3091
      @alicejames3091 6 років тому +15

      smangelchi ikr

    • @zee9233
      @zee9233 6 років тому +164

      I dont understand why jimmy treats cardi like that tbh ithink he just doesn`t understand how to handle her

    • @rr7firefly
      @rr7firefly 6 років тому +86

      The whole idea of keeping an earlier guest onstage after someone else shows up is flawed. One guest at a time, with full attention, works better.

    • @sarvin4471
      @sarvin4471 6 років тому

      smangelchi yes so true

    • @xochitlr.2657
      @xochitlr.2657 6 років тому +57

      Noe Berengena check out the Graham Norton Show. He does it well. Hes one of my favorite hosts

  • @Liz-hf3ow
    @Liz-hf3ow 3 роки тому +7529

    I feel like cardi is so uncomfortable but John is trying his best to make her feel included. Jimmy gives off vibes like he doesn't care that shes there

    • @amandamarshall1485
      @amandamarshall1485 3 роки тому +616

      She was already interviewed. Typically when the first guest stays for the second they focus on the person who hasn’t been interviewed yet. They probably kept her on stage because John brought her a gift. Not uncommon for the first person to stay but typically they leave and the second interview starts.

    • @stefanogasasira9406
      @stefanogasasira9406 3 роки тому +81

      lol it’s not that deep

    • @aaronbudzinski3886
      @aaronbudzinski3886 3 роки тому +81

      I’m pretty sure she’s just high as fuck

    • @jordyncalderon1381
      @jordyncalderon1381 3 роки тому +137

      @@aaronbudzinski3886 she’s pregnant 😭

    • @DearReaderReadAloud
      @DearReaderReadAloud 3 роки тому +8

      @@amandamarshall1485 She probably didn't leave because she didn't want people to see her pregnant waddle

  • @nicksylvester04
    @nicksylvester04 5 років тому +7455

    When cardi b talks to John it’s she is like a little kid talking to an adult

    • @benlutostanski7755
      @benlutostanski7755 5 років тому +406

      No, a little kid talking to a tall child

    • @P9rkour90
      @P9rkour90 5 років тому +87

      She is a child stuck in an adult body. Why can’t people see how trashy this woman is?

    • @criotene
      @criotene 5 років тому +22

      No, she talks to everyone like she’s a little kid.

    • @JessieJiShe
      @JessieJiShe 5 років тому +132

      Parker Dolan, it’s weird to me that you think children are trashy?

    • @artonline01
      @artonline01 5 років тому +19

      JC underrated comment

  • @yepisuredolikecats3979
    @yepisuredolikecats3979 5 років тому +27625

    i kinda forget john mulaney and cardi b exist in the same universe

  • @goofsterngafster8411
    @goofsterngafster8411 4 роки тому +3039

    This tall child was a better interviewer than fallon

    • @paulgoldberg1214
      @paulgoldberg1214 4 роки тому +84

      this tall child, who's burning the candle at both ends. get some rest, tall child. :)

    • @BruceWayne-eq1qi
      @BruceWayne-eq1qi 3 роки тому

      He’s 38 🤣🤣

  • @shanisevenn
    @shanisevenn 3 роки тому +646

    John Mulaney is the guy who would make eye contact with you and let you know he's listening when everybody else is talking over you

  • @klausoshaunacey8429
    @klausoshaunacey8429 5 років тому +6116

    The way he remembered to give her a baby gift despite not being apart of the same industries is the best. I don’t think anyone was expecting him to give her a gift.

    • @pbaswa
      @pbaswa 5 років тому +6

      Agreed

    • @klausoshaunacey8429
      @klausoshaunacey8429 5 років тому +56

      Leilani well he did say the gift was from “my wife and I”

    • @itsmeh4364
      @itsmeh4364 5 років тому +4

      The person above me is probably a feminist.

    • @smolcat786
      @smolcat786 5 років тому +21

      @@leilaniz5909 well maybe she made the gift but it could've been his idea, you never know. Anyways, I believe that they both had the intention to gift her something, and that's really sweet

    • @smolcat786
      @smolcat786 5 років тому +4

      @@itsmeh4364 Lmao what she said has nothing to do with feminism. She just thinks that he's lying and trying to look good

  • @masayachan5290
    @masayachan5290 5 років тому +9586

    the way john looks at cardi like she's the most fascinating thing he's ever seen makes me feel so happy because it's like a cat seeing a match lit for the first time

    • @amandaleighhh
      @amandaleighhh 5 років тому +186

      This is the best analogy ever

    • @jerilyn9683
      @jerilyn9683 5 років тому +8

      @Dylan Ortiz 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @masayachan5290
      @masayachan5290 5 років тому +68

      why the fuck yall liking my comment i was supposed to blend in to the infinite swabs of darkness produced by the internet

    • @beberivera7011
      @beberivera7011 5 років тому +8

      @@masayachan5290 sorry.... I cant help u with that ::presses the like icon repeatedly:: 😋😉😊😁

    • @Cybo-18
      @Cybo-18 5 років тому

      @Dylan Ortiz STOP 😂😂😂

  • @carolinwna
    @carolinwna 4 роки тому +7525

    "i've been nervous for 35 years" i relate to that on a spiritual level and i'm 19

    • @taylorgreen9929
      @taylorgreen9929 4 роки тому +61

      I have been nervous for all 35 of my 18 years.
      Do you want to be friends?

    • @afaye2268
      @afaye2268 4 роки тому +30

      i’m 15 and i’ve been nervous for 35 years too. what a coincidence

    • @rachelmauricio9164
      @rachelmauricio9164 4 роки тому +1

      😂

    • @jungkooksexposedtiddieinon1.28
      @jungkooksexposedtiddieinon1.28 4 роки тому +3

      Bro im 15 lol and I relate more than EVER.....

    • @owendalton3958
      @owendalton3958 4 роки тому +4

      I’ve been nervous for all 52 of my almost 15 years. Get on my level

  • @Envy_Dragon
    @Envy_Dragon 3 роки тому +5481

    Cardi: "I didn't rent the limo I ended up in :> "
    John, entirely serious: "You BOUGHT a limo?!"

  • @harrylimeracketeer
    @harrylimeracketeer 6 років тому +10716

    John's really the only one holding this conversation together

    • @dan-pi8pn
      @dan-pi8pn 6 років тому +17

      Harry Lime thank me, I gave you the 1k likes pahahah

    • @nikhilsharma4716
      @nikhilsharma4716 6 років тому +19

      You faked your own death, and you didn't let your best friend know about it.

    • @gabriellasuri5189
      @gabriellasuri5189 6 років тому +12

      Harry Lime hahahahaha yeah he smart cardi is cute and all but John is good with words

    • @ellw7830
      @ellw7830 5 років тому +30

      John’s really the only thing holding this world together

    • @luwamalem9537
      @luwamalem9537 5 років тому +16

      Yuuuup lol! He seems easy going & respectful of people's differences!

  • @scottrhodenizer7192
    @scottrhodenizer7192 3 роки тому +14182

    Cardi: “Was he expelled?”
    John: “No but he was suspended for three days and couldn’t go to prom”
    Cardi: *evil laugh*

    • @malbecvinicius
      @malbecvinicius 3 роки тому +187

      the thing is how she stops like her neurons just shut her down lol

    • @LeeRhii
      @LeeRhii 3 роки тому +31

      @@malbecvinicius NEURONS ANDJSBDHD. BYEEE

    • @dannykoudouzian5991
      @dannykoudouzian5991 3 роки тому +2

      Congrats that was the only funny thing she said
      Congrats Scott, that was your highlight of this whole video

    • @FvckTheSystem_
      @FvckTheSystem_ 3 роки тому +3

      Also cardi: *faking pregnancy*

    • @Cracklov3r
      @Cracklov3r 3 роки тому +23

      @@FvckTheSystem_ Are you like... Stupid? She has a daughter? Bc she was pregnant? Like you said that so confidently but you sound dumb lmao

  • @sapphire962
    @sapphire962 4 роки тому +8219

    John was being a better host to Cardi than Jimmy was; kept her in the conversation, gave her a gift, compliments. Slightly awko taco for Jimmy echoing John's praises

    • @ltotheop7512
      @ltotheop7512 3 роки тому +354

      Please give John his own talk show

    • @wacaysjibril3595
      @wacaysjibril3595 3 роки тому +87

      He is better than Jimmy at least

    • @halesyeager
      @halesyeager 3 роки тому +98

      Yeah I noticed that:/ he was lowkey ignoring cardi

    • @afaye2268
      @afaye2268 3 роки тому +5

      @@ltotheop7512 PLEASEEEE I NEED TO SEE THAT!!

    • @sofied7361
      @sofied7361 3 роки тому +22

      YEAH! Glad i’m not the only one that noticed that i felt bad

  • @InternetRiceBoy
    @InternetRiceBoy 3 роки тому +8441

    “You look British.”
    Actually he’s Asian American.

    • @kyricates1851
      @kyricates1851 3 роки тому +263

      Only a few will actually get the joke.😭

    • @graycen3910
      @graycen3910 3 роки тому +287

      a tiger mom, if you will

    • @SaVVySoSSa
      @SaVVySoSSa 3 роки тому +346

      A proud Asain American woman

    • @blngblng.5679
      @blngblng.5679 3 роки тому +110

      Are you dumb?Hes a Asian American women🙄

    • @timyayoung813
      @timyayoung813 3 роки тому +197

      @@SaVVySoSSa with feminine hips

  • @anthonyhernandez131
    @anthonyhernandez131 6 років тому +2763

    You can tell that John is some good people because he never turns his back on either of them and includes both in his interview time.

    • @sexychula19
      @sexychula19 6 років тому +59

      yea I was thinking that too

    • @jessm9520
      @jessm9520 6 років тому +148

      Anthony Hernandez I thought the same thing. Something so subtle but says a lot about this character :)

    • @selene2219
      @selene2219 6 років тому +115

      Yes! He was such a gentlemen always looking to cardi to include her, especially when she would be left out of the convo. good guy

    • @ahhh4117
      @ahhh4117 6 років тому +78

      He also kept putting focus on Cardi when jimmy was making it abt him

    • @jeffbrown8117
      @jeffbrown8117 6 років тому +10

      Leggo My-Eggo well, in all fairness, Jimmy’s format isn’t a two-guest interview. It’s one at a time. It was supposed to be John’s turn.

  • @Codogcodog
    @Codogcodog 4 роки тому +26143

    John is upset nobody appreciates the cardi-G joke.

  • @marcilenerose7488
    @marcilenerose7488 5 років тому +4504

    John's genuine concern for the cardigan material makes me laugh every time I watch this.

    • @aBLA910
      @aBLA910 5 років тому +60

      I wouldn't say it was genuine concern, more of a comedic bit....lmao

    • @DanGeezyPresents
      @DanGeezyPresents 5 років тому +36

      Marcilene Rose “like flammable?” Lmao

    • @elainetheunicorn8372
      @elainetheunicorn8372 5 років тому +10

      Eatch ???

    • @LoonyHalfBlood
      @LoonyHalfBlood 5 років тому +27

      Same but then I realized it was probably his wife that made it since she works with textiles and he got concerned over his wife's work the same way any artist that presents and personally made gift would be concerned and my heart melts at his love for Ana

    • @elainetheunicorn8372
      @elainetheunicorn8372 5 років тому

      Taylor FuckYou I’m not your bud so you can shush up

  • @lemmesneeze1770
    @lemmesneeze1770 3 роки тому +205

    "babies are so little :')" she seems so sweet 😭

  • @michaelalenahan103
    @michaelalenahan103 5 років тому +12296

    i would have literally no clue how to hold a conversation with cardi b

    • @jaykluvsya1425
      @jaykluvsya1425 5 років тому +85

      Michaela Lenahan you wouldn’t get the chance

    • @SheliakDragon
      @SheliakDragon 5 років тому +670

      I was thinking exactly the same thing. John handled her like a genius.

    • @Johnny-tq9no
      @Johnny-tq9no 5 років тому +143

      @@jaykluvsya1425 wym? You can go to any local gehtto still club and find 20 bitches that are just like her

    • @fifa9752
      @fifa9752 5 років тому +20

      @@jaykluvsya1425 you neither

    • @nunyadambisness1675
      @nunyadambisness1675 5 років тому +35

      Johnny lol you a Stan? You are alllllllll up in these comments throwing hate her way.

  • @echoscott9488
    @echoscott9488 6 років тому +1336

    I love how john kept making sure cardi was part of the conversation and tried to let her talk more, he's such a sweet and funny guy.

    • @repita21
      @repita21 6 років тому +8

      Yeah!

    • @Jo-chilin
      @Jo-chilin 6 років тому +12

      Ya unlike jimmy..

    • @leah1697
      @leah1697 6 років тому +2

      Yeah especially because they only have so much time per guest so it's not like jimmy can lean over and ask cardi questions

  • @larissaferreira5554
    @larissaferreira5554 4 роки тому +16526

    He looks british?
    Excuse me Cardi B,
    He is a proud Asian-American woman with femine hips

    • @lynne523
      @lynne523 4 роки тому +169

      That made me laugh....it's the best joke ever x

    • @larissaferreira5554
      @larissaferreira5554 4 роки тому +19

      Lynne thanks!

    • @cathrynhanel
      @cathrynhanel 4 роки тому +174

      who is also a tall child and killed princess diana

    • @larissaferreira5554
      @larissaferreira5554 4 роки тому +52

      @@cathrynhanel yes he sure keeps burning the candle at both ends

    • @marvingordon5685
      @marvingordon5685 4 роки тому +5

      😭😂🤣.very funny

  • @maygrace8298
    @maygrace8298 3 роки тому +480

    john mulaney saying, "YOU BOUGHT A LIMO?" will forever be hilarious

  • @KristenFebey
    @KristenFebey 5 років тому +4238

    "You look British"
    ... I mean she's not wrong

    • @crowskinned
      @crowskinned 5 років тому +15

      She's halfway there!

    • @sophiawaters8984
      @sophiawaters8984 4 роки тому +80

      He is a tiger mom. A proud Asian American woman.

    • @matthewmorenzi1050
      @matthewmorenzi1050 4 роки тому +11

      @@sophiawaters8984 And a tall child

    • @locosmos9688
      @locosmos9688 4 роки тому +4

      I laughed out loud. It was childishly adorable. She has so much fun.

    • @locosmos9688
      @locosmos9688 4 роки тому +2

      @@sophiawaters8984 omg tiger mom I'm dying

  • @mynamjo
    @mynamjo 4 роки тому +9636

    I wanna see Cardi B react to John telling her he did coke in college lmaoo

  • @livkujala2822
    @livkujala2822 4 роки тому +4496

    “he looks british”
    no ma’am he’s a high waisted man with femenine hips

    • @explosivemuffin795
      @explosivemuffin795 4 роки тому +115

      THAT’S WHAT HE’S SENSITIVE ABOUT

    • @MariaThePotterNut
      @MariaThePotterNut 3 роки тому +17

      I thought it was a tall asian child?

    • @LaloexTV
      @LaloexTV 3 роки тому +26

      Idk he gives me little victorian girl vibes

    • @roeroethaboat
      @roeroethaboat 3 роки тому

      so is john oliver though so..

    • @emmajanofsky
      @emmajanofsky 3 роки тому +9

      Are you kidding? That tall child looks terrible.

  • @meoof5925
    @meoof5925 3 роки тому +225

    he's so fascinated with her

  • @noliromo8996
    @noliromo8996 5 років тому +4189

    Cardi b getting all quiet about the limo and then John just butting in about his nana taking him to prom was the cutest and funniest thing I have ever seen 🤣🤣

    • @93Jubilee
      @93Jubilee 5 років тому +44

      John was 'butting in'? He was the GUEST! She was supposed to be a co-host and she does nothing but dominate with her own stories, that she doesn't even finish. Sorry, but she has not an ounce of knowledge or intuition about how to interact with people.

    • @noliromo8996
      @noliromo8996 5 років тому +118

      93Jubilee I get where you’re coming from but I’m saying it’s obvious she didn’t want to continue with the story, him saying something off to get the attention away was a nice gesture, at least that’s how I think a lot of us see it.

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 років тому +36

      @@93Jubilee You need to calm the fuck down. Take some Xanax.

    • @madison3765
      @madison3765 5 років тому +10

      93Jubilee they were just joking chill

    • @aaliyah8484
      @aaliyah8484 5 років тому +2

      Pink i understood that reference

  • @tudor1693
    @tudor1693 4 роки тому +16812

    this is like watching my three braincells communicate

    • @adriennepowell4499
      @adriennepowell4499 4 роки тому +33

      oml

    • @ericaclay4746
      @ericaclay4746 4 роки тому +33

      too relatable

    • @imalonerdottie
      @imalonerdottie 4 роки тому +211

      Cardi’s the one that occasionally releases The Dopamine™, John’s the one that makes decisions, & Jimmy talks to retail workers. Good system.

    • @seannaicker8782
      @seannaicker8782 4 роки тому +13

      😂😂😂😂😂 you hit the nail on the head.

    • @muskangupta5610
      @muskangupta5610 4 роки тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @O0CULTUS
    @O0CULTUS 4 роки тому +3817

    “This feels weird! This feels weird!”
    “What like flammable or something?”

    • @RA-bc5cs
      @RA-bc5cs 4 роки тому +77

      Oh god the whole interaction was just beautiful

    • @O0CULTUS
      @O0CULTUS 4 роки тому +1

      raku anty truly

    • @andyj631
      @andyj631 4 роки тому +16

      Jimmy Kimmel is my last two brain cells attempting to do my math homework

    • @snehabhandari9022
      @snehabhandari9022 4 роки тому +3

      @@andyj631 Jimmy Fallon?

    • @andyj631
      @andyj631 4 роки тому +34

      @@snehabhandari9022 my last remaining brain cell betrays me yet again

  • @tanialimberopulos2948
    @tanialimberopulos2948 3 роки тому +512

    I'm watching this after finding out John is in rehab. I can't believe it, I just love him so much, I hope he gets better soon. :(

    • @headhunter1958
      @headhunter1958 3 роки тому +13

      Why is he in rehab?

    • @tanialimberopulos2948
      @tanialimberopulos2948 3 роки тому +47

      @@headhunter1958 he checked into rehab last december for alcohol and cocaine abuse :(

    • @vladimirenlow4388
      @vladimirenlow4388 3 роки тому +23

      Substance abuse is an occupational hazard among comedians because most of their humor is built on awkwardness, anxiety, and alienation. It starts out as a social lubricant and then gets out of control.

    • @karminb3712
      @karminb3712 3 роки тому +5

      AND IT GETS WORSE

    • @KFsnowflake
      @KFsnowflake 3 роки тому +4

      I’m just finding this out😭😭. Do you know how he’s doing now😫😫

  • @detectiverose
    @detectiverose 3 роки тому +10316

    Underrated moment: Cardi's laugh when she found out that Gabe was suspended for three days and couldn't go to prom

    • @driley5004
      @driley5004 3 роки тому +57

      That's my fav part

    • @mariagarrett629
      @mariagarrett629 3 роки тому +70

      they were telling him he couldn't walk at graduation for like 3 weeks then got tired of us petitioning so they let him walk.

    • @mariagarrett629
      @mariagarrett629 3 роки тому +33

      it was literally hilarious and he will forever be a legend

    • @pearlgarcia956
      @pearlgarcia956 3 роки тому +11

      AS SOON AS I SAW THAT PART I ZOOMED TO THE COMMENTS

    • @mariagarrett629
      @mariagarrett629 3 роки тому +1

      @@pearlgarcia956 ME TOOOO

  • @swedisheek
    @swedisheek 5 років тому +1983

    i love that the entire comments section just despises jimmy and is loving how john is so nice and caring

    • @heartofthematter247
      @heartofthematter247 4 роки тому +2

      c r i i s p y y and yet he STILL makes his money 😎

    • @mariamatedei
      @mariamatedei 4 роки тому +1

      Also despises cardi b but the best they can call her is "fluent in poverty" and "talks like a child"

    • @MakeMeMakeup1980
      @MakeMeMakeup1980 4 роки тому

      Jimmy Fallon is the absolute worst

  • @marcoabduarte
    @marcoabduarte 4 роки тому +1927

    John can already take jimmys place. No fake laughs, real funny, easygoing vibe and very likeble person.

    • @Chris-cf2kp
      @Chris-cf2kp 3 роки тому +23

      Plus two seasons of SNL host writing on his resume. Overdue

    • @blakethornsbrough1528
      @blakethornsbrough1528 3 роки тому +1

      Anyone but Fallon is capable of that.

    • @faesforest
      @faesforest 3 роки тому +4

      @Crow he’s a very well known comedian-I highly recommend checking out his stuff!! And yeah he has the voice of a radio announcer in the 1950s hahaha

    • @locus831
      @locus831 3 роки тому

      True that. I would stand 'For' the debate of John replacing Jimmy.

    • @koala201211
      @koala201211 3 роки тому

      @@Chris-cf2kp actually 4 seasons, even better. Yeah, jimmy was a cast member, but he was overrated

  • @Ashfullstop12
    @Ashfullstop12 3 роки тому +100

    I absolutely adore how softly John speaks when he talks to Cardi 😍

  • @jacobgordillo2100
    @jacobgordillo2100 6 років тому +3206

    Can Cardi B and John Mulaney please do a show where she just tells him stories from her life and he just asks her for more details?

    • @popey4
      @popey4 6 років тому +27

      Is she even capable of telling a story? Looked to me like she couldn't form sentences.

    • @sakinahriley7285
      @sakinahriley7285 6 років тому +7

      I would b down for that..... yooo I would b so down for that😂😂

    • @jaymeselijah
      @jaymeselijah 6 років тому +37

      sausagemcbean she grew up speaking Spanish so she has a hard time with English

    • @SarahRylee
      @SarahRylee 6 років тому +1

      This this thiissss

    • @Qronis220
      @Qronis220 6 років тому

      Book it Vince! Oh wait...

  • @mikak1765
    @mikak1765 6 років тому +20515

    Okay the way that John was able to hold a comfortable conversation w cardi says so much about the person he is especially compared to how jimmys interview was w cardi

    • @bucketspree4952
      @bucketspree4952 6 років тому +1124

      he is so cordial and polite and nice

    • @moonhenson6502
      @moonhenson6502 6 років тому +700

      It’s like he’s talking to a child, lol some people do this very comfortably.

    • @Tama-Hero
      @Tama-Hero 6 років тому +880

      can we please replace jimmy with john

    • @sashalonins4336
      @sashalonins4336 6 років тому +57

      Rashmika k what happened with jimmy and cardi?

    • @mikak1765
      @mikak1765 6 років тому +269

      Sasha Lonins jimmy interviewed cardi alone for the show and it was a lil awkward

  • @lex_rodriguez
    @lex_rodriguez 4 роки тому +2237

    This interview is one of the most interesting social experiments I have ever seen LMAO

  • @jaylenedasleeze
    @jaylenedasleeze 3 роки тому +190

    john and cardi are those friends that didn’t know each other in middle school but became friends in high school even though they’re the complete opposite.

  • @lauryngibson1871
    @lauryngibson1871 6 років тому +2033

    I honestly could watch a full hour of John and Cardi having a conversation- this was so funny. They’re so,,, just,,, from different planets!!!

    • @187revrend5
      @187revrend5 6 років тому +42

      Lauryn Gibson john's a recovered alcoholic, bet he has some crazy stories

    • @wodockr
      @wodockr 6 років тому +39

      Lauryn Gibson john is so patient with her though. it’s like when a guy is good with children and it makes you want to marry them

    • @LaTripper
      @LaTripper 6 років тому +7

      Rachael shes not a child....

    • @wodockr
      @wodockr 6 років тому +5

      LaTripper I guess you have no idea how to take a joke

  • @naninana7359
    @naninana7359 6 років тому +4612

    John and Cardi weirdly have very good comedic chemistry?? Like they balance each other out so well. If they had a talk show or podcast it would most likely have amazing reviews and great content. I’d absolutely watch that.

    • @delaneyblair4184
      @delaneyblair4184 6 років тому +310

      NaniNana They are two opposite sides of the spectrum. She’s a confident bold brash person with a very specific and heavy accent. And he’s a dorky awkward person with a very precise crisp way of talking. When you find out she’s a mom and he started smoking when he was 13 you do a double take. They work oddly well together and I am here for it.

    • @anevvy
      @anevvy 6 років тому +6

      They remind me of Cindy and Flaca on OINTB

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 6 років тому +52

      yeah, john def has a past and i love that about him. he's so prim and proper and neurotic now, but he was a crazy motherfucker once upon a time

    • @skywing216
      @skywing216 6 років тому

      harlequin oh shit what he do

    • @harlequin5664
      @harlequin5664 6 років тому +6

      Ariana Daisy he used to do a shit ton of drugs.

  • @kathleenschipano730
    @kathleenschipano730 6 років тому +1199

    John is such a GOOD BOI. Like Jimmy has a hard time with talking to people who are different than him, but John acted as an awesome bridge. And also WHAT A GOOD BOY WHO SHOWS UP WITH A GIFT FOR THE BABY

    • @petercontactful
      @petercontactful 5 років тому +7

      He is a good man, good boy sound like he is a dog, ease don't give this compliment to any other men in uour life

  • @sarahe2274
    @sarahe2274 3 роки тому +239

    John Mulaney is so incredibly charismatic. I wish I had half his social graces lol

  • @fingerfoodlildude
    @fingerfoodlildude 6 років тому +2319

    I feel like Mulany made Cardi feel more comfortable, at least a little more comfortable than she was with Fallon.

  • @horvathbotons0
    @horvathbotons0 4 роки тому +2860

    We 'll never know what John Mulaney does to calm himself down

  • @justinestrauss7359
    @justinestrauss7359 4 роки тому +2978

    She is so correct about John looking british though

    • @brackzaff
      @brackzaff 3 роки тому +19

      Which is absolutely not a compliment.

    • @Kiwi-dl3sr
      @Kiwi-dl3sr 3 роки тому +11

      He def looks Irish tho ❤️

    • @addiewolff8541
      @addiewolff8541 3 роки тому +30

      Y’all are stupid he’s Asian American

    • @Abby-dr8vx
      @Abby-dr8vx 3 роки тому +6

      @@brackzaff why not?

    • @NoName-dx1no
      @NoName-dx1no 3 роки тому +3

      @@Abby-dr8vx I think it’s because of some stereotype of sth about British people actually not being good looking at all or the least in Europe?

  • @andie8893
    @andie8893 3 роки тому +73

    I come back to this interview every so often. It’s like reconnecting with an old friend.

  • @escapedlabexperiment6660
    @escapedlabexperiment6660 5 років тому +4966

    John & Cardi, two people who are both chaotic in different ways, are the most strange and fun combo ever. We need a part two
    edit: now that i know she's done all of *that* I take it back cardi needs to go

    • @baileyz6133
      @baileyz6133 5 років тому +72

      john dignified chaotic, cardi is just chaotic lmao

    • @daeguboy8136
      @daeguboy8136 5 років тому +5

      Definitely need part two

    • @itzel1489
      @itzel1489 5 років тому +6

      Lmao we need 10 parts

    • @GreenLanternCorps2814
      @GreenLanternCorps2814 5 років тому +5

      No thanks. Maybe drop Cardi into a very deep hole? I'll take John just talking for a few hours though. Love the guy.

    • @zoelongway1436
      @zoelongway1436 5 років тому +16

      Holy shit they are chaotic 😂 Cardi is vandalize your car chaotic, John is giving your number to telemarketers chaotic lmaoo

  • @cozycami
    @cozycami 4 роки тому +1818

    “Crazy people are like that. They have unlimited crazy currency. The things they say means nothing to them, but mean everything to me.” -John Mulaney

  • @wrentaylor4924
    @wrentaylor4924 5 років тому +4187

    this is the most chaotic energy in the world

    • @mylene6425
      @mylene6425 5 років тому +12

      This comment needs more likes.

    • @amdog5055
      @amdog5055 5 років тому +28

      A terrible host, a tall child, and a untalented singer.

    • @emmajanofsky
      @emmajanofsky 5 років тому +20

      chaotic good

    • @thestarstarla
      @thestarstarla 5 років тому +8

      David Carrillo she doesn’t sing though?

    • @riverbailey8184
      @riverbailey8184 5 років тому +26

      John is chaotic good, Jimmy is chaotic neutral, Cardi is chaotic evil

  • @juktamonon5779
    @juktamonon5779 3 роки тому +432

    WHAT DOES JOHN DO TO CALM HIMSELF WHEN HE’S NERVOUS??!! I NEED ANSWERS DAMMIT

  • @breannacaroline3047
    @breannacaroline3047 4 роки тому +2795

    The way John Mulaney asks Cardi, “I look like the Pet Shoppe Boys,” kills me!

    • @sczendiaries
      @sczendiaries 4 роки тому +9

      *Shop* sorry I just love 80's music

    • @victoriamorgan7188
      @victoriamorgan7188 4 роки тому +3

      Well psb are no Tom Hardy handsome-wise plus there's two of them which is confusing. You know I think Cardi is actually mentally handicapped so it seems as if John Mulaney kinda feels awkward like should I laugh at this bizarre thing she just said lol.

    • @moniquerodriguez3013
      @moniquerodriguez3013 3 роки тому +7

      he do be kinda lookin like neil tennant tho 😳

    • @rewatchme7365
      @rewatchme7365 2 роки тому +1

      Spider man British.
      American movies
      Spider in the pet shop

    • @shannonblanchard8195
      @shannonblanchard8195 Рік тому

      She’s an old soul

  • @ellyig
    @ellyig 5 років тому +4327

    cardi: the limo i ended up with? i didn’t rented it.
    john: yoU BOUGHT A LIMO??

    • @tundedioszegi7680
      @tundedioszegi7680 4 роки тому +28

      didn t rent

    • @oliviadennis5722
      @oliviadennis5722 4 роки тому +83

      Tunde Dioszegi listen to the audio again

    • @tundedioszegi7680
      @tundedioszegi7680 4 роки тому +16

      @@oliviadennis5722 It is not correct how she said it, didn t rented is not correct and I am not a native English speaker.

    • @oliviadennis5722
      @oliviadennis5722 4 роки тому +97

      Tunde Dioszegi I know but the original comment is just quoting Cardi B

    • @mauxam
      @mauxam 4 роки тому +82

      @@oliviadennis5722 He's not gonna get it dude lol

  • @kkskilletfan66
    @kkskilletfan66 4 роки тому +1520

    It has been like two years and I still can't get over John and his wife giving Cardi B a baby gift, that is so sweet!

  • @loganbass9969
    @loganbass9969 3 роки тому +55

    The way John interacts with Cardi proves that he would do so well as a late night show host.

  • @galaxygal1210
    @galaxygal1210 6 років тому +1373

    John and Cardi need to start a podcast or something because listening to them chat is the funniest thing I’ve heard in years

    • @benlutostanski7755
      @benlutostanski7755 5 років тому +2

      YES PLEASE!!

    • @candicethunder5510
      @candicethunder5510 5 років тому +1

      I enjoyed it very much

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 5 років тому

      Yes and if that interests you please check out my podcast where I talk to my dog. It's kinda.. basically, the same thing.

    • @vagabond2866
      @vagabond2866 5 років тому +1

      But all she did was mumble about nothing? I had to skip back everytime she talked to try to decode what was said. Jesus you people will worship anyone glamorous. Ooh she stole a limo once, if I was 12 and a a-hole I would be so impressed by that. That's just entitlement, nobody actually needs a damn limo, if that was a ceo telling that story you would all be disgusted.

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 5 років тому

      @@vagabond2866 I thought it was an act but no. She actually is just that dumb.

  • @TheTiniestTina
    @TheTiniestTina 6 років тому +2194

    "He dumped me 2 weeks before the prom"
    John: "what?" And hes SO offended for her lmao

    • @Quephara
      @Quephara 5 років тому +9

      She's high

    • @britzwickit
      @britzwickit 5 років тому +2

      i can't quite tell what she's on.. opiates?

    • @Fanpageyoungan4dabandzz
      @Fanpageyoungan4dabandzz 5 років тому +5

      Y'all need to chill

    • @needlessoptions
      @needlessoptions 5 років тому +5

      @@britzwickit lmao she's not on shit bro, she's just being herself

    • @cameroncropper67
      @cameroncropper67 5 років тому

      He sounds like he’s kinda far away when he responds

  • @DIYDazzleNails
    @DIYDazzleNails 6 років тому +2757

    3:10 jimmy not caring about cardi and moving on to john but john being interested in cardi's prom story is everything

    • @doublebubblediscoqueen8531
      @doublebubblediscoqueen8531 6 років тому +309

      DIYDazzleNails yeah John was trying to include Cardi way more than Jimmy was

    • @ashleyme270
      @ashleyme270 6 років тому +194

      Jimmy was an asshole to her for no reason.

    • @ryanmoore7283
      @ryanmoore7283 6 років тому +232

      It's well known Jimmy doesn't like having Cardi on the show, and it was super cool to see John being inclusive of her and she was also interacting with John and asking him questions. It was awesome

    • @permafrost0979
      @permafrost0979 6 років тому +120

      Yaaaaaaaasssss! Jimmy trying so hard to continue interviewing John. He should just let the conversation flow naturally.
      "oh? you had s good prom? That's great... now john..." Rude!
      "I can't talk about it, kids watch me now" 😂💀😂💀😂💀😂

    • @SchulzEricT
      @SchulzEricT 6 років тому +66

      Jimmy can be hard to take for a number of reasons. One of them is that he's really not good at this interviewing thing; he isn't really good at natural conversation.

  • @ellabella2025
    @ellabella2025 3 роки тому +193

    im sorry but this is the cutest shit ive ever seen what the hell-

  • @maggiee639
    @maggiee639 6 років тому +13522

    I could listen to John and Cardi talk for hours

  • @phoebeioelara6009
    @phoebeioelara6009 6 років тому +2112

    I love the chemistry between two
    John is the only one who can carry a conversation with Cardi calm yet witty

    • @ladymadonna2525
      @ladymadonna2525 6 років тому +91

      Yes! because Jimmy definitely CAN´T! He is in so much pain here.

  • @marce6145
    @marce6145 3 роки тому +413

    This would be a lot more entertaining if Jimmy fallon wasn’t here

  • @yungpineapple2523
    @yungpineapple2523 5 років тому +32166

    Mulaney's back must hurt from carrying the entire interview.

    • @mediocre_violist
      @mediocre_violist 5 років тому +721

      yung pineapple I snort-laughed, omg. 😆
      For real, though, as soon as I clicked on the interview I was like ”Ugh, this ought to be good!”

    • @Eorzat
      @Eorzat 5 років тому +536

      It's really easy to forget that Fallon was technically the interviewee here lol

    • @Elm98
      @Elm98 5 років тому +68

      How do you guys still beleive this lolll. They were literally setting each other for bits that John has done for years LOLLL you guys are like the kids who think WWE is real😂

    • @mediocre_violist
      @mediocre_violist 5 років тому +271

      C Hello, amateur comedian here. Stand-up comedy is actually pretty comparable to the WWE: the fighting is real to the extent that you can still get injured, but it is in a controlled setting where (hopefully) nobody dies. If you take the time to study the rules of the performance being put on, you can pick up on tiny things casual viewers might miss.
      I've been doing performing arts of some kind or another since I was 8. I know how to tell when a show is going wrong and how to think quickly to fix it. Jimmy is a skilled comedian when he has a script, but he does not know how to control himself when it comes to improv. John does. Cardi B doesn't have a full grasp of why people are entertained by her, but she knows that her personality has something to do with it. John is fully aware of his ridiculousness: he jokes about his insecurities and appearance all the time. He handles Cardi B’s offbeat comments well: she can't throw him off of his rhythm for long. When there’s a weird pause, he makes a comment at his expense, not anybody else’s. This keeps everyone comfortable and relaxed because, (like in wrestling), while it would be easy to go in for the cheap jab, it is much more skilled to wait until the right moment to hit your opponent with a full-body suplex.

    • @Elm98
      @Elm98 5 років тому +7

      Adriana Ruelas if your nuance gifted how do you not hear jimmys fake ducking laugh ever other sentence. It’s so brutal now like they all used to be funny when they could be politically correct but now god damn

  • @kapishjoshi4576
    @kapishjoshi4576 5 років тому +795

    What I got from this interview is that John Mulaney should probably have his own talk show...

    • @diegocuenca5377
      @diegocuenca5377 4 роки тому +2

      Kapish Joshi THIS!!!

    • @paulgoldberg1214
      @paulgoldberg1214 4 роки тому +3

      yes, probably Jimmy Fallon's show to be exact.

    • @BokorugroRR
      @BokorugroRR 4 роки тому +2

      I think he is way too interesting of a person to do that, hosts need to be somewhat bland so guests can shine easy. Then again there was Craig so I might be wrong here

    • @bashasadoff6983
      @bashasadoff6983 4 роки тому

      Yes! John mulaney late night!

    • @KaylynLCast
      @KaylynLCast 4 роки тому +2

      I feel like he’d be better suited as a podcast host rather than a talk show host, if that makes sense.

  • @GuyFerzOfficial
    @GuyFerzOfficial 4 роки тому +2330

    All 3 of them are the same species. That’s wild.

    • @varshashankar9902
      @varshashankar9902 3 роки тому +30

      2 of them-John and Cardi

    • @ErosEchos
      @ErosEchos 3 роки тому +43

      Well one might be British lol

    • @aeteno703
      @aeteno703 3 роки тому +33

      dont insult those two by comparing them to jimmy

    • @itsjustalex8375
      @itsjustalex8375 3 роки тому +2

      WOAH THEYRE LIKE- HUMANS OR SOMETHING

    • @thebathroom6327
      @thebathroom6327 3 роки тому

      @@itsjustalex8375 piss off

  • @kaylamoberly8247
    @kaylamoberly8247 3 роки тому +44

    Can we talk about how concerned John was about the cardigan being flammable or having something wrong with it?! He’s adorable 😊

  • @talidello
    @talidello 6 років тому +3042

    John Mulaney and Cardi B are like 2 kids who won’t stop talking in class and jimmy is the pissed off teacher 😂

  • @elialexandra730
    @elialexandra730 5 років тому +1606

    I love how he's talking to her like she's a kid he's babysitting

    • @JinxPoly_history
      @JinxPoly_history 4 роки тому +38

      "No he got expelled for three days..." Simple clear explanation for the child and Cardi B is like..well you know...ehhh never mind. Urururrrrr..forget it. Sigh... I ..mmmmm... *Sniffles* like my god. (I didn't rented it)

    • @chloe5275
      @chloe5275 4 роки тому +23

      That's offensive to children, who could hold a conversation better 😂

    • @Alic4444
      @Alic4444 4 роки тому +1

      Surprisingly accurate

  • @owoclesny
    @owoclesny 2 роки тому +10

    John is such a kind human i love how respectful he is

  • @torinkyifh5085
    @torinkyifh5085 5 років тому +2773

    John was so respectful towards Cardi, what a good person, he completely included her and talked to both her and Jimmy when he was speaking. I don't think there is anything "wrong" with Cardi B, I just think she's different and people don't know how to "handle" her so hey just sideline it and pretend they're better, but John was genuinely polite and interested. What a good person.

    • @mediocre_violist
      @mediocre_violist 5 років тому +67

      Exactly! I used to think she was just over the top and extra. Then I found out about her background and how she got famous and I realized that her persona comes from that. John did a wonderful job of making her a part of the show. :)

    • @wesleyharrell932
      @wesleyharrell932 4 роки тому +5

      Other than she needs to go back to school, sure.

    • @torinkyifh5085
      @torinkyifh5085 4 роки тому +19

      @@wesleyharrell932 maybe, but considering her background and where/how she grew up it could have been worse. At the end of the day she's still a good person so I don't mind.

    • @wesleyharrell932
      @wesleyharrell932 4 роки тому +10

      torinkyifh you do realize she drugged a bunch of people right?

    • @jewwyjones9760
      @jewwyjones9760 4 роки тому +9

      Great role model and thank goodness she's reproducing, bright future ahead you guys!

  • @YayaIsSilly
    @YayaIsSilly 5 років тому +2097

    John handled Cardi’s craziness very well and went along with it. Jimmy didn’t know how to react to her outbursts and preferred to sideline her comments.

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 5 років тому +16

      J.G jimmy reacted appropriately. Cardi b doesn’t deserve any attention she’s a dumbass stripper that sucked the right dicks to get famous nothing more.

    • @pangkoulee7648
      @pangkoulee7648 5 років тому +95

      @@lt.finglefubledingler1972 if you don't have anything nice to say, don't say it. Less negative energy in the world please.

    • @lt.finglefubledingler1972
      @lt.finglefubledingler1972 5 років тому +6

      @@pangkoulee7648 shut up stupid

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 років тому +32

      @@lt.finglefubledingler1972 You need to shut up. Jimmy just makes everything awkward.

    • @maxebanana6143
      @maxebanana6143 5 років тому +43

      @@lt.finglefubledingler1972 you don't have to like Cardi but she's still part of the show. he could have at least handled her better and made it less awkward and more entertaining. john mulaney did it well

  • @Reminji
    @Reminji 5 років тому +4368

    This comment section is the funniest shit ever because everyone is acting like we're watching the most groundbreaking social experiment in history and I'm starting to believe it's true.

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 5 років тому +4

      Jesus Christ im so glad someone said it... Because I didn't know if I was the only one that thought the finale of brrrrrrrr. Was ridiculous... Or profound...

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 5 років тому +3

      @acebasespace yes it's very hard when 2 out of the 3 people involved speak English and 1 of them rode a short bus to school.... But pc me to the right phrase because I'm sure this comment will come up in a decade when I'm famous and cardi who is working at McDonald's.

    • @TheJ1aa2m3
      @TheJ1aa2m3 5 років тому +2

      Remi I honestly believe Cardi is not smart enough to hold a conversation for that long I mean she hardly talks during this clip right here

    • @nathanjarman129
      @nathanjarman129 5 років тому +3

      Brockhmapton!

  • @amybarthwick4975
    @amybarthwick4975 3 роки тому +28

    How could anyone get bored with John? He's such an amazing soul.

  • @ardenvida4598
    @ardenvida4598 6 років тому +1907

    This is the most bizarre interview line up ever but also the most brilliant thing to have happened. Whoever decided it would be a good idea to put Cardi and John in a room together deserves an award because I've never been more entertained in my life.

    • @karenacosta3739
      @karenacosta3739 6 років тому +11

      The only one that sucked was jimmy

    • @Reminji
      @Reminji 5 років тому +15

      This comment section is the funniest shit ever because everyone is acting like we're watching the most groundbreaking social experiment in history and I'm starting to believe it's true.

  • @briannavasquez8012
    @briannavasquez8012 6 років тому +2269

    this honestly was the most random group of people but it was so funny