ROBLOX ELIMINATION TOWER

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 15 тис.

  • @mrsupremefootage3515
    @mrsupremefootage3515 4 роки тому +336

    Albert: *rips felipa's head apart
    Albert's mind: I'm clearly enjoying this too much

  • @bigboijimmyfungus
    @bigboijimmyfungus 4 роки тому +662

    "I accidentally stepped on her neck"
    Tell that to the court, buster

    • @StuRA-gc7xq
      @StuRA-gc7xq 4 роки тому +1

      A Nanny Moose 😀😀😀

    • @Repost.culture
      @Repost.culture 4 роки тому +1

      Stu0571 RA bruh

    • @pat5196
      @pat5196 4 роки тому +1

      Stu0571 RA aye a Leeds United fan Chelsea fan here

    • @epicboi2667
      @epicboi2667 4 роки тому +1

      U stole my comment idiot

    • @Myskia972
      @Myskia972 4 роки тому

      Step step stepy now your neck is stepped on

  • @petjack8854
    @petjack8854 4 роки тому +3504

    Flamingo doesn’t post for two days
    Me: he got drafted

  • @kanyeenthusiast3943
    @kanyeenthusiast3943 4 роки тому +303

    Young Alberts 3 grade teacher: what do you want to be when you grow up
    Young Albert: a psychopath

    • @stickmation6651
      @stickmation6651 3 роки тому +9

      And a youtuber... both of those things make good content

    • @TJ-hg6op
      @TJ-hg6op 3 роки тому +12

      You should’ve seen OLD Albert, he was WAY more psychopathic.

    • @kanyeenthusiast3943
      @kanyeenthusiast3943 3 роки тому +2

      @@millie-kg8xk I never said saying die die die makes you a sphycopath

    • @kanyeenthusiast3943
      @kanyeenthusiast3943 3 роки тому +2

      @@stickmation6651 you make a good point _____

    • @fadliahahmad4553
      @fadliahahmad4553 3 роки тому

      @@millie-kg8xk its just a joke dood

  • @anyston
    @anyston 4 роки тому +346

    “i really feel like i’m killing someone”
    *continues to stab it*

  • @fascist-rodent1402
    @fascist-rodent1402 4 роки тому +488

    Albert: trashtalks everyone
    Everyone else: trashtalks back
    Albert: why does no one like me

  • @binglenuts7036
    @binglenuts7036 4 роки тому +217

    Albert: *feels good about himself after winning something*
    Also Albert: *Is fighting against 6 year olds*

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 4 роки тому +4

      Bold of u to assume they are 6 yers old

    • @williamj.chipotle5031
      @williamj.chipotle5031 4 роки тому +17

      @@cosmicdraconian6712 It's a joke and not to be taken seriously, you can't even spell "years" so I bet you're 7 which is why you're so defensive about it.

    • @vasili3295
      @vasili3295 4 роки тому +1

      Infernocynical idiot

    • @vasili3295
      @vasili3295 4 роки тому +2

      Infernocynical age isnt the only factor of spelling

    • @cosmicdraconian6712
      @cosmicdraconian6712 4 роки тому

      Lmfao suck it

  • @OstVonStraud
    @OstVonStraud 4 роки тому +646

    i died laughing when he did that thing to felipe

  • @BeeOfBumble
    @BeeOfBumble 4 роки тому +529

    Me: *watching the video being interested in what he's saying*
    1:22 Albert: *picks nose*
    Me: Ight coo

    • @mr.flabbs9800
      @mr.flabbs9800 4 роки тому +5

      Ur right

    • @mothsoup4623
      @mothsoup4623 4 роки тому +25

      It's worse when he farts...😂😅

    • @mabletofu5542
      @mabletofu5542 4 роки тому +4

      I’m laughing hard

    • @cheerio4000
      @cheerio4000 4 роки тому +9

      Omg why is he so disgusting? Burping is one thing FARTING IS ANOTHER.. But seriously? *PICKING YOUR NOSE* ?!

    • @b7ndn
      @b7ndn 4 роки тому +22

      just_cheerio It’s just Albert doing Albert things

  • @oxsin2493
    @oxsin2493 4 роки тому +166

    "clearly enjoying this a bit too much"
    Me: *laughing for no reason what so ever*

  • @theostally153
    @theostally153 4 роки тому +411

    Albert: I feel like I’m killing someone
    Also Albert: continues smiling and laughing

  • @islac7835
    @islac7835 4 роки тому +247

    9:17 Albert gets WAAAYYY to comfortable in his videos 😂

  • @lizardlagoon456
    @lizardlagoon456 4 роки тому +380

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    Albert: *spends 2 minutes smashing a fake head*

  • @clbbarle9903
    @clbbarle9903 4 роки тому +602

    People who start off their comments with “nobody:” be like: *I have achieved comedy*

  • @sisters4life599
    @sisters4life599 4 роки тому +347

    “I was born in July so I have a Negative mindset”
    Albert:”that’s just depression”

    • @robertaceywoods
      @robertaceywoods 4 роки тому +1

      omgggggggg sameeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @korikori4480
      @korikori4480 4 роки тому +1

      Same

    • @alaniosborne7848
      @alaniosborne7848 4 роки тому

      @@korikori4480 I was born in July I didn't know that ;-;

    • @snowball1114
      @snowball1114 2 роки тому

      That is just depression. I was born in July and dont have depression. JUST TRAUMITIZED.

    • @orcasrock
      @orcasrock 8 місяців тому

      lol

  • @AK-pd8ph
    @AK-pd8ph 4 роки тому +294

    Me: Watching flamingo talk about the creator of the game
    Him: Just Casually picking his nose

  • @jamesbrooks8255
    @jamesbrooks8255 4 роки тому +411

    Albert: *talks about his diarrhoea*
    My parents: *turns their heads*
    My grandparents: *turns their heads*
    Me: *sinks into the sofa*

  • @charliegander
    @charliegander 4 роки тому +703

    Albert: not posting in two days
    Me: “he’s dead”

    • @losthopes5979
      @losthopes5979 4 роки тому +17

      lmao same for the 2 days all I thought was "GOD IS DEAD"

    • @ghdhjdejss4591
      @ghdhjdejss4591 4 роки тому +16

      He wasnt feeling good his tum tum

    • @joshbaldridge7302
      @joshbaldridge7302 4 роки тому +6

      Lol I thought he was dead to I even told my sis his dead

    • @briansingh2879
      @briansingh2879 4 роки тому +7

      He tweeted about it

    • @No-xd5bl
      @No-xd5bl 4 роки тому +7

      He also did a community post

  • @jebcoe
    @jebcoe 4 роки тому +587

    Albert: I'm bad at counting
    Also Albert: *beats the whole server*

    • @DrBob-if7oj
      @DrBob-if7oj 4 роки тому +2

      Ok I'm, infuriated cause you SPOILED IT FOR ME STUPID NUUB DUMB SMALL BRAIN

    • @amxranthinex655
      @amxranthinex655 4 роки тому +1

      Stop spoil meanie 😡

    • @AdamErkan
      @AdamErkan 4 роки тому +1

      No he spoiled the round not the whole game/video

    • @lonelylightswitch
      @lonelylightswitch 4 роки тому +5

      He’s better than children at counting

    • @eghosaejegi9476
      @eghosaejegi9476 4 роки тому +2

      @@amxranthinex655 Why does everybody use meanie?

  • @sillychillythemellow8100
    @sillychillythemellow8100 4 роки тому +80

    The police coming to Alberta house:-sees all the foam heads and the ripped apart dolls- Police-😳✌️-

    • @_LavaNeko03_
      @_LavaNeko03_ 3 роки тому +5

      Police: Understandable. Have a great day.

    • @tecccckt
      @tecccckt 6 місяців тому

      Remember?

  • @chrislym1248
    @chrislym1248 4 роки тому +1150

    Admin commands Idea: Make a gym where when people try to lose weight they get fatter

    • @Mirio_Diner
      @Mirio_Diner 4 роки тому +20

      omg my I praise you with this GREAT IDEA!

    • @L1m3L1ghtt
      @L1m3L1ghtt 4 роки тому +16

      * claps * great idea

    • @immortaltyan9110
      @immortaltyan9110 4 роки тому +8

      big idea

    • @user-sp1eu5dv6g
      @user-sp1eu5dv6g 4 роки тому +10

      *Y e s*

    • @HarvoSpoon
      @HarvoSpoon 4 роки тому +24

      no, make people fat first then tell them to go to the gym because they added a fitness update (that doesn't actually exist), then when they lift enough, they turn into *big daddy* or another admin fighter! also contaminated ro-bio protein shakes

  • @0M0RIBOY
    @0M0RIBOY 4 роки тому +294

    Albert: I feel like i'm killing someone
    Also Albert: *laughs*

  • @gullidumbo7391
    @gullidumbo7391 4 роки тому +291

    Nobody:
    Me: * sees Albert use a power tool * There's something not right about that

    • @azragg4535
      @azragg4535 4 роки тому +24

      prob a s-- toy

    • @eatyourcereal4929
      @eatyourcereal4929 4 роки тому +9

      Midnight Chu YES

    • @SufferYouth
      @SufferYouth 4 роки тому +9

      Midnight Chu no its a vibrator for a smartphone

    • @gothh03
      @gothh03 4 роки тому +26

      I WAS LOOKING FOR A DIRTY COMMENT ON THAT LMAO

    • @hxnterrchan1727
      @hxnterrchan1727 4 роки тому +3

      mike plays - ROBLOX & more! hahahaha

  • @partyrocker_em
    @partyrocker_em 4 роки тому +52

    i love how he was just casually picking his nose😂

  • @samkat8677
    @samkat8677 4 роки тому +128

    Albert: " I feels like I'm killing somebody!"
    Me: " wait a minute ..."

  • @likjjj584
    @likjjj584 4 роки тому +59

    Albert: It feels like I'm killing someone
    Also Albert: *Snaps neck off*

    • @thecomplexsimplifier9539
      @thecomplexsimplifier9539 4 роки тому

      It's called "man slaughter" if you didn't mean to kill somebody.

    • @kandiibar
      @kandiibar 4 роки тому

      epic comment buster

    • @crane4244
      @crane4244 4 роки тому

      Bruh its called not man slaughter woman slaughter BECAUSE HE SNAPED FILEPA'S NECK!

  • @emilyyy5951
    @emilyyy5951 4 роки тому +68

    No one:
    Absolutley no one:
    Albert picking his nose:

    • @lotl3557
      @lotl3557 4 роки тому +2

      That gross but here's a like

    • @emily-uf1mh
      @emily-uf1mh 4 роки тому +2

      I'm glad someone notices except me

    • @cinnamoroll_118
      @cinnamoroll_118 4 роки тому +1

      I think he was itching it .-. my dad does it all the time and I laugh *every time*

    • @Ppwpepfepdsdldl
      @Ppwpepfepdsdldl 4 роки тому

      @Sweetie Sparkles no 𝓵𝓵𝓵𝓼𝓹𝓹𝓹𝓹𝓹𝓰𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓸𝓼𝓼𝓼𝓼𝓼𝓼𝓲𝓾𝓾𝓾𝓲𝓲𝓲𝓲𝓬𝓾𝓲𝓾𝓲𝓾𝓰𝓲𝓾

    • @emilyyy5951
      @emilyyy5951 4 роки тому

      @Sweetie Sparkles idk if u dont think it's funny that's ok. theirs nothing wrong with that but I thought it was funny

  • @finkyl4862
    @finkyl4862 4 роки тому +28

    Im crying right now, and having a mental breakdown. Thank you for being a youtuber, someone just told me to die and your the only thing keeping me alive. I love you alberto :)

    • @itzryan_1
      @itzryan_1 3 роки тому +2

      Who did it that's sad

    • @Naravayax
      @Naravayax 2 роки тому +2

      And my “friends” are using me like a punching bag :) I have bruises and scratches from them. He is the only one keeping me alive too.

    • @fairystella2470
      @fairystella2470 2 роки тому

      @@ainsleyxoxo it’s something called like a vent ..?

    • @minz4609
      @minz4609 2 роки тому

      @@ainsleyxoxo imagine being this guy

    • @itsNova_Offical
      @itsNova_Offical 2 роки тому +3

      Aw....... thats sad
      I have depression and want to die
      (Not a joke)

  • @ordinarynugget2716
    @ordinarynugget2716 4 роки тому +514

    “I really feel like I’m killing someone”
    UA-cam : Beat Saber Ad

    • @CarterHax
      @CarterHax 4 роки тому +3

      Same I get oculus quest ads of beat saber

    • @Luthereveluv
      @Luthereveluv 4 роки тому +3

      oh i love that game!!!

    • @sans7333
      @sans7333 4 роки тому +3

      Cut their wrist to the beat!

    • @jasmine3006
      @jasmine3006 4 роки тому

      SANS 0-0

    • @tgtvfiretheanimator5376
      @tgtvfiretheanimator5376 4 роки тому +1

      Ya know, I have never gotten an ad of vr or roblox in my life

  • @voxly4858
    @voxly4858 4 роки тому +208

    Albert: * randomly picks his nose*
    Me: cool bro

  • @peytong7120
    @peytong7120 4 роки тому +61

    Albert: I feel like I’m killing someone
    Also Albert: continues to do it with a smile

    • @pondy3490
      @pondy3490 4 роки тому +5

      Peyton Gill The fact that he lives in Florida too makes me laugh.

    • @opium7
      @opium7 4 роки тому +3

      florida man arrested for bruttaly destroying styrofoam head with massaging tool

  • @rezvania7765
    @rezvania7765 4 роки тому +32

    0:13 I feel that is something else

  • @boshikagebira4753
    @boshikagebira4753 4 роки тому +55

    Albert:“Bloody diarrhea pants guy”
    Me: *he remembers*

    • @PogChamp_Max
      @PogChamp_Max 4 роки тому +2

      Yeah like since hes making face cam videos he stopped with diarrhea jokes

    • @LEDNightmare
      @LEDNightmare 4 роки тому +2

      @@PogChamp_Max not what they mean on his previous channel he made that joke

    • @PogChamp_Max
      @PogChamp_Max 4 роки тому

      This is still the channel he didnt had q previous one

    • @LEDNightmare
      @LEDNightmare 4 роки тому

      Its him. Your not a true fan if you dont know

  • @lildannyd1324
    @lildannyd1324 4 роки тому +182

    Albert: It better not be me,I hope it’s the one next to me. “The FAT one”

  • @aidartfox650
    @aidartfox650 4 роки тому +65

    Albert:"I feel like im killing someone rigth now"
    Me : thats nice

  • @mary.haughey
    @mary.haughey 4 роки тому +35

    The part where Albert just eliminated Felipe was just too funny

  • @caroliany4
    @caroliany4 4 роки тому +136

    Kid: dies
    People: how?
    How kid die: *elimination tower*

    • @sabriflo61
      @sabriflo61 4 роки тому

      @Sweetie Sparkles so did i! I can't wait to spend my*ROUX*!

    • @Ppwpepfepdsdldl
      @Ppwpepfepdsdldl 4 роки тому +1

      @@tarabailey9300 oMg It WoRkEd wOWooooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisiiiiiiiiiikttttkiiiiisuuuuyyyydddddajjjjjsdddiiiiiiiiiiiiajjjjjaoooooggg

    • @drusillarogers3726
      @drusillarogers3726 4 роки тому

      Webber’s Son Uwu 69th like

  • @valware6796
    @valware6796 4 роки тому +318

    **police arrive at albert’s house**
    Albert: *I accidentally stepped on her neck*
    Edit:Omg so many likes thanks!!!

  • @alexcamy4215
    @alexcamy4215 4 роки тому +39

    Fans: we just had a talk about Felipe being bullied
    Flamingo: Oh well *continues to kill Felipa*

    • @alexcamy4215
      @alexcamy4215 4 роки тому

      Well I guess they got a Divorce

  • @Chloesflws
    @Chloesflws 8 місяців тому +33

    4 years ago dang

  • @musical.clover
    @musical.clover 4 роки тому +55

    Nobody:
    Not even a single soul:
    Albert: Drills of some type on Felipe and enjoys it

    • @didyoufow9770
      @didyoufow9770 4 роки тому +2

      Vibrator but not quite

    • @arcscape3917
      @arcscape3917 4 роки тому +1

      Not funny
      Didnt laugh
      Unoriginal comment

    • @dogarmy6188
      @dogarmy6188 4 роки тому +2

      Itz_Sophia GL He clearly has some murder intentions on killing the Felipe's, Well actually. I think it's quite obvious since...He killed so many and they all bleed styrofoam while screaming in terror of Felipe language.

    • @CamDraws
      @CamDraws 4 роки тому +2

      Pulse Clan Official Are you just gonna spam unoriginal on every comment?

    • @flame1949
      @flame1949 4 роки тому

      Judd Greene that isn’t- NO STOP. NOT ALLOWED.

  • @yotengo953
    @yotengo953 4 роки тому +284

    Albert 2019: Screaming
    Albert 2020: Picking his nose
    Thanks for all the likes

  • @mariahalac1211
    @mariahalac1211 4 роки тому +57

    0:54 the making of a serial killer

  • @MemeLordIGuess
    @MemeLordIGuess 7 місяців тому +2

    Women: Why do we live longer than men?
    Also men:
    "Let's see who's stronger - this back massager of my hand."

  • @ChemiLane
    @ChemiLane 4 роки тому +225

    Everyone on the comments:
    Doing this:
    And this:
    -2020

  • @Porcelanacomanie
    @Porcelanacomanie 4 роки тому +102

    No one:
    Not a single soul:
    Albert: *aggressively **-murders-** eliminates Felipa*

  • @Al-lx4xq
    @Al-lx4xq 4 роки тому +35

    Two games Albert should play!
    First is “The missing”
    Second is “Funeral “

  • @szminka
    @szminka 4 роки тому +2

    Thank you Albert I got sick at 4:40am and your making me happy thanks please say hi to me my king

  • @guardedfarted777
    @guardedfarted777 4 роки тому +78

    Albert: It really feels like I'm killing someone
    Me: Wondering when did he kill someone

  • @yoongistooshort
    @yoongistooshort 4 роки тому +133

    Flamingo still hasn’t changed since 2019 but now he is really nice

  • @iyo9316
    @iyo9316 4 роки тому +86

    Albert: *talks about him haveing diarrhea
    Also Albert: *eats tacobell*

  • @SL-0TH
    @SL-0TH 3 роки тому +3

    so that back massage thing... its vibrating....

  • @superstorygames4542
    @superstorygames4542 4 роки тому +514

    Albert is the only man who can pick his nose on camera without being judged

  • @rapha05
    @rapha05 4 роки тому +3550

    You will never know what i wrote here

    • @fisharesoup
      @fisharesoup 4 роки тому +45

      Raphileti's Channel I am ant

    • @stellarmagnolia_
      @stellarmagnolia_ 4 роки тому +149

      Yes, I also beg for likes in the comments of UA-cam videos

    • @thebigbluebird3501
      @thebigbluebird3501 4 роки тому +37

      i'm not very tall either :(

    • @audreychen4248
      @audreychen4248 4 роки тому +6

      Uh

    • @workop
      @workop 4 роки тому +33

      Stop begging for likes and comment dude..?

  • @caramelcoffee3682
    @caramelcoffee3682 4 роки тому +51

    people who don’t watch albert: heh yeah i like him he’s cute
    real flamingo fans: *i ate a baby*

  • @WildMoose2
    @WildMoose2 3 роки тому +6

    9:13 is one of the best jokes in history

  • @creeperhah2382
    @creeperhah2382 4 роки тому +83

    “I accidentally stepped on her neck”
    If you told the cops that they will give you a life sentence in jail

    • @mack8394
      @mack8394 4 роки тому +3

      You really wouldn’t

    • @Fartincar15
      @Fartincar15 4 роки тому +2

      .-.

    • @aigeee
      @aigeee 4 роки тому

      xd yed

    • @CloseToTheSun1897
      @CloseToTheSun1897 4 роки тому

      ayygucci1 you mean when it comes to albert nothings an accident

  • @lucymarino7453
    @lucymarino7453 4 роки тому +58

    Some people: OH my Gawd, Albert is nicer!!
    Me: He's using a massager to kill Felipe..
    Albert: I just stepped on her neck..

    • @deadbrowser182
      @deadbrowser182 4 роки тому +2

      I need his massager for umm....actually nvm

    • @jamesd025
      @jamesd025 4 роки тому

      it’s actually a vibrator

    • @mrunfunnyraccoon
      @mrunfunnyraccoon 4 роки тому

      It's one of kirstens didlos

    • @doggyman5295
      @doggyman5295 4 роки тому

      Felpi was a boy

    • @sefervila7346
      @sefervila7346 4 роки тому

      No offense that looks like the thing that girls use on her pp

  • @humanperson8903
    @humanperson8903 4 роки тому +42

    “I really feel like I’m killing someone right no-... =D”
    Wai-

  • @alfonsobarbosa3418
    @alfonsobarbosa3418 4 роки тому +2

    us: waiting to see the vid albert: taking his time and picking his nose

  • @DiamondVFX-Official
    @DiamondVFX-Official 4 роки тому +71

    No one:
    Not a single person:
    The chat:NoBodY:

    • @fleaths
      @fleaths 4 роки тому +1

      Your talking to your self look at your comment

    • @melpomenethemuse
      @melpomenethemuse 4 роки тому +3

      No one:
      Not a single person:
      The chat: OH MY GOD EVERYONE STARTS THEIR COMMENT WITH NOBODY!!!
      The percentage of comments that start with ‘Nobody’ in reality: 0.00000000000001%

    • @vc9491
      @vc9491 4 роки тому

      @@fleaths ur*

    • @reddie_spaghetti2712
      @reddie_spaghetti2712 4 роки тому

      I'm honestly sick of these comments...

    • @fleaths
      @fleaths 4 роки тому

      @@vc9491 it's your blame auto correct

  • @me-so6jj
    @me-so6jj 4 роки тому +195

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Albert: *picks nose on camera*

  • @whoissoc
    @whoissoc 4 роки тому +20

    No one:
    Flamingo: *picks booger*

  • @mqn69
    @mqn69 3 роки тому +4

    Albert: this is a tool for my back pain
    Me: that looks like a vibrato‐

    • @danielv641
      @danielv641 3 роки тому

      LMAO SMAE

    • @sop6390
      @sop6390 3 роки тому

      BRO

    • @idk-wk2jo
      @idk-wk2jo 3 роки тому

      I wonder if kristen bought it

    • @feet77777
      @feet77777 3 роки тому

      @@idk-wk2jo dudes like em too

  • @greensap5146
    @greensap5146 4 роки тому +71

    “the slowest and STUPIDEST”
    iF I lOsT I woULd saiD “am now”

  • @thefoxsaysno9951
    @thefoxsaysno9951 4 роки тому +172

    Albert: *laughing *
    Also Albert: "It really feels like I'm killing someone"
    Disturbing that hes laughing while saying that and, that he knows what it feels like to kill someone.

  • @micamoffett7224
    @micamoffett7224 4 роки тому +82

    “THIS is how they eliminate people”
    *Takes out something that looks like a gun*
    *Puts gun to Flippas head*
    Me: Ok.

  • @CCrispified
    @CCrispified 3 роки тому +3

    1:53 Albert: god that’s a really bad idea
    Also Albert: continues to do it*

  • @uglycacayourat7341
    @uglycacayourat7341 4 роки тому +284

    Albert casually talking about who made the game:
    Also Albert* digging in his nose * 😂

  • @aliub7
    @aliub7 4 роки тому +77

    Albert: “I need to stress eat some Taco Bell now”
    Me eating Taco Bell: “we’ve all been there mate”

  • @breezen7822
    @breezen7822 4 роки тому +133

    Me when reading usernames: *reads slowly*
    Albert: *eats mic*

  • @nob0dy589
    @nob0dy589 4 роки тому +3

    Albert, that intro was amazing

  • @enchntd8522
    @enchntd8522 4 роки тому +174

    Imagine Albert getting drafted into ww3 in Iran 😂
    It will be chaos:
    General: Push forward troops!
    Albert: *FELIPE FELIPE*
    Edit: Thx for the likes-most I’ve got but also, I want to say sorry to the sensitive people who are upset from this comment, it wasn’t meant to be saddening. Anyways, I don’t know how this got this many likes :3 Bye Gamers ✌️🤪💖

    • @guardedfarted777
      @guardedfarted777 4 роки тому

      He would not go to WW2 he would go to war with the noobs

    • @MaplesSyrups
      @MaplesSyrups 4 роки тому +6

      I dont think that in a life death situation he would scream felipe.

    • @nonwize
      @nonwize 4 роки тому +1

      Plz don't joke about that

    • @antbing1831
      @antbing1831 4 роки тому

      Please don’t joke around about that. That is very insensitive.

    • @nonwize
      @nonwize 4 роки тому

      @@antbing1831 ikr

  • @zzz_phyr
    @zzz_phyr 4 роки тому +247

    “my birthday is born in july so i have a negative mind”
    albert: yeah it’s called depression

  • @whatthefvksk
    @whatthefvksk 4 роки тому +120

    Everyone:
    Literally everyone:
    Even the mute people:
    Albert: *picks nose on camera*

  • @spork3842
    @spork3842 4 роки тому +4

    "I really feel like I'm killing someone"
    But...
    You're laughing and being happy about it...

  • @arianaaguero6389
    @arianaaguero6389 4 роки тому +23

    albert starts abusing foam head:
    me: yea he should go to ww3

  • @tricklyprickly
    @tricklyprickly 4 роки тому +89

    “I really feel like I'm killing someone.”
    *Continues laughing.*

  • @justsomerandomguy483
    @justsomerandomguy483 4 роки тому +22

    Alberto: *smashes a foam head*
    Also Alberto: *laughs maniacally*

    • @kelby2hott
      @kelby2hott 4 роки тому

      @Gacha Diva yes lmao

    • @wjcplastersolution
      @wjcplastersolution 4 роки тому

      0-o

    • @johnparham6532
      @johnparham6532 4 роки тому

      What was that tool

    • @johnparham6532
      @johnparham6532 4 роки тому

      Hmmm 🤨

    • @selftaughtsurgeon
      @selftaughtsurgeon 4 роки тому

      You should have said,
      *In Albert land...*
      Albert: *Smashing head of a real person*
      Also Albert: *Laughing with a knife ((Mannequin Hand)) with the targets pitiful, sour blood ((Foam pieces))*

  • @hanaali5294
    @hanaali5294 4 роки тому +1

    Normal People : Play Cricket with a bat and ball. Albert :Plays Cricket with a hand and a face

  • @accountname6603
    @accountname6603 4 роки тому +58

    Flamingo : "war is a myth" *WAR RATES DROP TO 0%*

  • @obamabarack8416
    @obamabarack8416 4 роки тому +34

    Albert: We should have a baby
    Kristen: Remember Felèpa?

    • @obamabarack8416
      @obamabarack8416 4 роки тому

      @Papri Ka Ples do not be an idot, i am talking about his gf, but dont worry there not online so its not online dating!!

  • @Mari-hp4tl
    @Mari-hp4tl 4 роки тому +158

    “I was born in june and im negative too”
    Me: *sweats in born in june*

    • @rencelen5186
      @rencelen5186 4 роки тому

      Me too im born in june

    • @otterlilyx
      @otterlilyx 4 роки тому

      I was born in December 5 days after Christmas.

    • @seibaa6997
      @seibaa6997 4 роки тому

      Me too

    • @Mari-hp4tl
      @Mari-hp4tl 4 роки тому

      Why did people like and reply i dont deserve this

    • @DaggertheMTF
      @DaggertheMTF 4 роки тому +1

      E

  • @notcolerelucio7207
    @notcolerelucio7207 4 роки тому +9

    imagine them as a flam fan and then sees this video and they say: crap i missed my oppurtunity
    lol

  • @lisaestevez1401
    @lisaestevez1401 4 роки тому +27

    Albert: i feel like im actually killing someone
    Also albert: starts laughing after

  • @Antonio-lc9ch
    @Antonio-lc9ch 4 роки тому +30

    Police: Okay so how did he hurt you?
    Felipe: With a back massager

  • @sarahjacobs695
    @sarahjacobs695 4 роки тому +37

    Albert: I’m gonna try to hit the camera
    That’s a great idea

  • @cactcoal6178
    @cactcoal6178 3 роки тому +4

    Flamingo: laughing
    Also flamingo: I feel like im killing someone right now
    Me: '_'

  • @zapthebird8141
    @zapthebird8141 4 роки тому +113

    I love how Ryan’s last name is literally “Leg”.

    • @ellen8611
      @ellen8611 4 роки тому

      I rlly want an office tour

    • @ellen8611
      @ellen8611 4 роки тому +1

      Office tour

    • @clickmyprofile8921
      @clickmyprofile8921 4 роки тому

      @Lynlee Mcmurry*I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK*

    • @xzi9403
      @xzi9403 4 роки тому

      Lisa Evans shut it clown

    • @dotROM_
      @dotROM_ 4 роки тому +1

      @@lisaevans2423 ok

  • @plue9338
    @plue9338 4 роки тому +48

    Albert: me and my girlfriend had very bad diarrhea earlier
    Also Albert: *eats taco bell*

    • @jvnotfound5358
      @jvnotfound5358 4 роки тому +1

      Ha! Got no diarrhea cause i eat *"Bell taco"*

  • @maiikio
    @maiikio 4 роки тому +148

    Nobody:
    Literally nobody:
    Comments: albert talking while picking his nose

    • @hudsonriley6995
      @hudsonriley6995 4 роки тому +1

      @CHRISTIAN SLAUGHTER e

    • @couldbeblue1861
      @couldbeblue1861 4 роки тому +5

      I feel kinda embarrassed saying this but:
      *Albert picking nose*
      Me doing it at the *same time*
      We have a connection

    • @hudsonriley6995
      @hudsonriley6995 4 роки тому +2

      @Kyndal Velosky .....

    • @siztspillstories7435
      @siztspillstories7435 4 роки тому +3

      @@catherinetaylor9917 bots..🙄

    • @siztspillstories7435
      @siztspillstories7435 4 роки тому

      @Kyndal Velosky you've been living under a rock if you dont know this

  • @kallihopkins7982
    @kallihopkins7982 2 роки тому +9

    You always cheer me up Albert. Your videos are amazing and funny. Thank you for being able to make videos and make me laugh. :)

  • @mengwaaw2077
    @mengwaaw2077 4 роки тому +35

    Albert: *plays a game*
    Everyone who watches this video: *plays the game*
    The game creator: IM famous!!

    • @Marz-SPS
      @Marz-SPS 4 роки тому +2

      MengWaaw this is underrated

    • @Epicness787
      @Epicness787 4 роки тому

      Squirtle Inc. hell no

    • @psychott6
      @psychott6 4 роки тому

      epicness787 hello

    • @mengwaaw2077
      @mengwaaw2077 4 роки тому

      Umm so uh has this been like a chat now?

    • @mengwaaw2077
      @mengwaaw2077 4 роки тому

      I’ve been been seeing the notifications about this comment alot

  • @oscarsoasisfan6507
    @oscarsoasisfan6507 4 роки тому +63

    No one:
    Nobody:
    No one nobody not even a single soul:
    Jonblox32: eVeRyOnE rEpOrT hIm FoR wInNiNg

  • @myleehumphreys6328
    @myleehumphreys6328 4 роки тому +56

    Nobody:
    Albert: feels thrill in killing someone
    Me: *U NEED SOME MILK*

  • @toxic.9803
    @toxic.9803 4 роки тому +5

    “I hope it’s the person next to me the fat one”
    Cleetus: “SO U MAKE FUN OF FAT PEOPLE HUH”

  • @sophia-kl4xs
    @sophia-kl4xs 4 роки тому +139

    everyone: nobody: albert:
    me:-
    ok here’s a normal comment
    i love these survivor kind of games he makes it’s actually rlly fun

    • @mz7289
      @mz7289 4 роки тому +1

      No its not normal

    • @ilikepasta3104
      @ilikepasta3104 4 роки тому

      Squid Word yes it is

    • @Theguy1911
      @Theguy1911 4 роки тому +1

      Bloomiederp uoaosoosos dodosodoododoodododoodod yayayyayaya

    • @ruri6171
      @ruri6171 4 роки тому

      Finally some normal frickin comment where you dont put ":" or "-"

    • @pineapplec0ke
      @pineapplec0ke 4 роки тому

      not normal either

  • @OmarionYoutuber
    @OmarionYoutuber 4 роки тому +40

    Nobody:
    Albert: IM GOING TO COMPLETE THIS ELIMINATION TOWER!

  • @devinlange898
    @devinlange898 4 роки тому +38

    Albert: *steps on persons neck, breaking it
    Also Albert: oOpS

  • @magicalmya1964
    @magicalmya1964 4 роки тому +6

    Albert: “WhAt HoW dOsE sOmEoNe AlReDy HaVe ThAt MaNy...”
    Also Albert: WhAt ThIs GaMe jUsT cAmE oUt”
    Me: lol it came out a year ago!🤣🤣