@Raven Brielle Cordero yeah nobody cares if we’re “gonna get banned” because we aren’t. And just because we can’t get robux doesn’t mean the world is gonna explode. And if you’re doing this for a shout-out it’s not gonna happen, alright? Nice try.
You: Simon says start singing Girl: *LALALALA* Other girl: *OOOOOOOO* Again a girl: *LALALALA I LOVE FOOD* Girl: *MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW* Girl again: *IM SINGING DESPACITO*
very random but,albert has stuck with me through everything i literally mean it everything. when i was sad or angry i would watch his videos to hopefully make it better and it would actually make me feel better, albert has been with me when i would cry,be happy, angry and everything even when i would go to vacation i would downlaod his videos to be able to watch him. thank you albert for making my life better iwas here when he didnt even have facecam on at all
@@anx4560 uh uh okay game but it does it all in hall of space to be able with the screen and the game is not cute but the only way way I get to the devil 👿 the game and I oop the love birds
Idea: you should make an obby and then you should put invisible wall and then you should teleport a person who can talk and then say that you might be like yeah you might have to rejoin
Nobody: Absolutely Nobody: Flamingo: insult her grandma People:your grandma so fat she broke the living room floor Girl: my grandma has cancer Flamingo: -_-
credit to twitter users @HandedBackU and @ZanderStuf and @berriezwithaz for the idea!!
Flamingo your LATE
NOOB I SAW FIRST AND LIKED FIRST
E
Hi mr room foam
Wow late flam go
"The kids that they gave pregnant to"
_wipes tear from eye_ It's beautiful..
Yess
slytherin Gryffindor friends YAY
4 years later he’s still funny
@@Wapn-gj3czhi 8m from the future 5 days in the future
Ikkkk 🥺🥺🥺
albert: *breathes*
youtube: *this deserves to be on trending.*
LittleAD 23 UA-cam doesn’t Di that. It’s his fans that decide how good it is.
Sorry if this is a joke but I just like to take most things seriously.
you kinda smell🤢... like a baka🤗... eren yeaga🥶
Gnexz r/wooosh
Sophia Kalenza sorry I meant do ^-^
Keebabfresh I understood that it could’ve been a joke, sorry though.
"They have to leave their online girlfriend. Their children they gave pregnant to."
"... gave birth to"
He's starting to speak roblox
@@hyp3rbl00d frr
it just came on as soon as i read this comment lol
real
@@hyp3rbl00dSTOP I'M ON THE GROUND 😭😭😭😭😭😭
🌚🌝that look you give you're bestie when..
Albert: “I need to make some room.”
*literally tears apart buildings*
That’s Albert for ya.
*Makes one family homeless instantly*
"That's Albert for ya."got me laughing lol
LoI when i sah this comint i Iagthed out so Ioud
2:24
@@JorJa.04 what
My name's Simon: me: reality can be anything now I have the power
My name is Rod
@@swagg9098 rod who
i have a friend called simon and i have to do whatever he says smh (as a joke, im not forced to but i wanna take part so yeah)
@@noobthenoob55 oh
Lol
*Someone has admin in Life in Paradise*
Everyone: *it's a h a c k e r*
**Someone has admin and UTG in ISLAND LIFE**
Everyone: *its a h a c k e r*
@@jeanaleeman5877 i might have alzhiemers because i don't remember asking
Ha ha...
Noob
no, if somone has admin, now peeps are like F L A M I N G O! A L B E R T O!
Once he isn’t satisfied with Roblox torture anymore we are all screwed.
Fr
@@Star.Doodles frfr
It’s gonna be world war 5
@@WINWINDACAT frfrfr
@@xxirwa frfrfrfr
“Gave pregnant to”
Me: ah yes another fellow intellectual
ChillTengo Your Profile pic is 👌❤️
Once u go green you don't go back
JSIWJDUEISHSHD IM DYINGGG
ChillTengo lol made me read a vocabulary of a 5th grader
ChillTengo when you said follow someone followed me lol
“I know how it feels to die” Albert: got a little sister serious there” 😂
SISTER SERIOUS
@@user-jq9ws6sm7i nope lol
i am spanish
WTF
Lol
😂😂
Albert: “She can really take a hit”
Also Albert: *:health all 9000*
What about E?;-;
I noticed too Lol
@Joseph James E
Joseph James omg it works
Joseph James the dislike button works
You know it's good when he says "time to ruin some lives again" in the beginning
Y e s
6:11
You can hear his voice literally trembling with regret after she said that🤧
Yeah..😢
6:48 we need a 10 hour of this
Yes we do
Yes
yuh
No realy
Yes yes
"Simon says sing"
Everyone:
*LALALALALA*
*OOOOOO*
*LALALA I LOVE FOOD*
*MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW*
*I'M SING*
*DESPACITO*
"Alright that's good"
*Ears bleed*
If i sung: *Gospel hymns* DANCE DANCE WHEREVER YOU MAY BE I AM THE LORD IF THE DANCE SAYS HE
If I sang:crybaby bc I'm a cry baby
“They call me ranch cause I am dressing”
OOO LALA DESPASETO MEOW MEOW MEOW - me YAY AHH A sjkhsznsjjsj LAalaLa
they be singing roxanne
Fun Fact: almost every word he says I laugh at because Flamingo is funny
I kept peeing
“and-“
HAHAHAHHAHAHAH
sure…☠️
“uhh..”
BAHAGHHAGGAHHAAHAGAGAGGAHAH
@@Fmovies_ what?-
“The kids they give pregnant to”
Me: 😂😂😂
OMG WHEN I SEE THIS COMMENT HE SAID IT
He picked his nose in this video
I think
@@jentedoos844 that always happens to me
Aisha Ahmed LOL
3:27 i love how people backed up
LOL
Katvano E you didnt have to go LOL did you?
robloxfan 0 if you keep on pressing that it sounds like ttttttt
@@finnsmith3102 You didn't have to make a comment about it, did you?
When they started singing i couldn’t- 😂
HAHA me too
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I was dieing
IKR I DIED OF LAUGHING-then I think I woke up my little sis.-.
Same- 😂
Nina Groenewoud same, I snorted crazy
It's great when the people in the server go along with what he does 😭👏
I swear the funniest people are on “Family Life” or “Life In paradise”
Facts
▀▄▀▄It's bc 2 year olds are dumb▄▀▄▀
Thats Fact:1 but Fact: 2 is that even *ODERS* are on that server and that true
Be there at like 3AM
or the way flamingo says and act make it funny
"The kids that he gave pregnant to"
-Albert from Flamingo
Copied
so wholesome 😌
@@Goreboxtenpenny yeah albert said it ofc
bOo I aM A sCaRY GOsT That’s what I want to say
😂😂😂
Noob: "Do not come near me"
Albert: "Okay"
**Noob starts to approach**
Albert: "Starts sweating"
Noob: "Rude"
LOL
Get noob
the spider by. Hi c😍🤨🤓🧐🧐🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰
10:07 “let me know if you want me to play more slime and says”
“The Kids that they gave pregnant to”
**chokes on vomit in throat from cookie**
That’s...that’s pretty deep man 😔
*chokes on Oreos and sprite blasts out of my nose*
Shrek LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Thanks for 60 likes! (:
"The kids they gave pregnant to"
**jazz music stops**
FBI: what is this
stop copying !!!!!!!!!!
**alabama music starts**
FBI: *Hol up*
@@mr.shqipe2519 STOP IT IDIOT HES NOT COPYING YOU ARE COPYING OTHER PEOPLE BY SAYING STOP COPYING ITDIOT STOP COPYITNG
Albert: SIMON SAYS INSULT HER GRANDMA
"My grandma has cancer"
Albert: "*UNO REVERSE CARD*"
Menchu Albon - like his puberty
Lmaoo
my granmy had cancer
"i need to make some room"
**Literally tears apart someone's house**
That's albert for you....
copied comments ftw
"the kids they gave pregnant to.."
*Split second where he realizes he said the wrong thing*
"Gave birth to"
Beautiful
Galaxy Star LOL
No...just the kid part
I heard him say it just as i read that
@• Mochi • 0:33
6:59 if you don’t like, the like button glows when he says that, nice
"They call me ranch cuz i be dressin'
Lol
Xd
My cousin uses that quote on her insta and said she came up with it.... she just got exposed..😂
Goooooood one
XD XD XD XD CD XD XD CD XD XD XD XD XD. CDC CX
Albert: “gave pregnant to”
Me: *ah yes, this is big brain time*
y e s
Took me a while to figure out what was wrong.
Grammar Police *big brain*
Big brain time in alberts world😂😂😂😂
TTVOscarthebeast yup
And the quote of the day is………
“They call me ranch cause I be dressing”
Seriously why is that so funny
lol idk
I don’t like how to play the one on my computer
@@yesiboost4946 play what?
This is just saw
This is the sawdust of comedy
“Alright,time to ruin some lives once again!”Does he do this that much it just sound usual to him!?!?!?!?!?!
Albert: "YOU JUST JUMPED YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT"
Albert one minute later: "oh"
Also albert: **laughs nervously**
Albert: “Gave pregnant to...”
Me: *”Ah yes that makes sense, I have given pregnant to!”*
IKR
Yes
Dark Matter Wolf not funny
UnU that is amazing and so true dide
L o l
0:33 “kids they gave pregnant to”
*the F.B.I would like to know your location*
3:22 Biggest Roast in the universe 😂🔥
"Yo momma so fat thanos had to clap"
To be honest that's the best quote i've ever heard before
No u
@Raven Brielle Cordero proof??
@Raven Brielle Cordero 👁👄👁🖕🏻
@Raven Brielle Cordero yeah nobody cares if we’re “gonna get banned” because we aren’t. And just because we can’t get robux doesn’t mean the world is gonna explode. And if you’re doing this for a shout-out it’s not gonna happen, alright? Nice try.
I said to a bully “ your momma so fat that thanos had to snap twice”
You: Simon says start singing
Girl: *LALALALA*
Other girl: *OOOOOOOO*
Again a girl: *LALALALA I LOVE FOOD*
Girl: *MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW*
Girl again: *IM SINGING DESPACITO*
U got it wrong
@Leena wut the heck -_-
Ngl, requoting someone else’s material and adding names and colons does not make it funny. I’m sorry..
Leena talking to S E N P A I
Wait is the girl that said meow meow meow meow what is she a cat or a human =~=
“The kids they gave pregnant too”
The FBI: 👁👄👁
I read this right when he said it 💀
E
this is cursed
HAHAHAAH not funny
@@lemondrop8203 nobody asked for your opinion
0:01 “cute” “you like Satan over there?” POV: that one South Park episode
Other players: *falls off the map* flamingo: *takes floor down*
Who’s tired of the “Who’s been a fan before 2019”
Meh
me
Me
Me
i was there when he got up on stage and sang call me maybe
7:49 "Not only is she dumb, she can really take a hit!" Remember you gave everybody health 9,000
it will not be fun if its just only 100 health bruh
@@paulaquito4999 yeah
These videos never get old
Albert:stand on red
Everybody:*doesn't stand on red*
Albert:WHY ARE YOU SMART STOP
Xd
H Ab DX
1:38 the perfect screams :)
Yes
And some more to kill your ears 6:48 6:49
然则吾知其美也! 🤩
Wilhelm scream lol
4:22 He became french
Lol
he became polnareff
E
Peketo :3 is that a jojo reference
@@peketo3693 albert's bizzare admin commands
10% abandoned accs from 2019
30% main accs/alts
60% Albert's alts
Every other creator: “ I love you guys your so amazing” Albert: “IDIOTS” edit: TYSM for all the likes!
@JowanDraws yez
But he is speaking facts because I am stupid 😂
: Me see that oh hell na me punching the phone punch the phone🤜
I ment . You that's how I wanted to it
I MENT DO IT
Flamingo: let's do simon says
Also flamingo: forgot how to play
ОТДАЛ СЕМКИ!
Rude
im a bit mad cuz of what u said "insult her grama" i dont really nu how to spell but i' only like nice ppl
ЛиЗуШа АвАтАрИя I don understand
@@esmeraldagarcia2453 you know he is making funny videos so that's why he is rude
Flamingo: noobs can’t do this
Also flamingo: how do I play Simon says?
Edit: wow 140 likes never got this many
lol
lol
lol
lol
lol
J
6:48 got me ded
SAME LOL
The OOOO got me XD
Albert- “FIGHT TO THE DEATH!!”
Everybody- It’s time to have a seizure :}
;} :] ;. ;]
:}
: }
Ik I'm being a boomer saying this but this actually hurt me. My mom has seizures and I get nightmares from it :(
:}
0:33 "they’ll have to abandon the kids they gave pregnant to" new quote of 2021
Ah yes, I always give my kids pregnant and abandon them
@@clorty9531 😯
@@Willziams FBI! OPEN UP
@@clorty9531 👮♂️
@@Willziams Halelujia
"Simon says insult her grandma"
"Haha your grandma is old!"
"I'm sorry girl~" 😂
7:47 He forgot he gave everyone 9000 health.
Albert: “WHY DIDNT YOU JUMP?!?!?!?!
Me, an intellectual: A M N O W
BaggedTreptune
Midoryia?
Deku?
Ayyye my hero academia fan 😂
3:27 Flamingo /Albert: punching a girl in the stomach
Everyone else: we gotta back up, goldilocks got killed by the three bears
WHY DID U KILL ME I WAS JUMPING
No comments what
Yeah why did he kill you?
@@AliALSadoun-k2z just for fun😂
You just commented?
This is a 2 year comment @@AbdulrehmanRashid-z3z
people downstairs:
I wish I had-
Albert:
*I AM SING*
*DESPACITO*
reminder
Flamingo or Albert: LETS PLAY SIMON SAYS
Girl With Wings: HaKkEr
Lmaoo
Its albert.
M • Acronym Or flamingo.
I CANT CHANGE MY TAG 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lol ikr
Albert: * gives simple task*
Also Albert: *laughs in a godly French way* (4:22)
HEHEHE *In French*
BAHA I DIDN’T REALISE THAT
Shelga Al Rwahi HOHOHOHOHOOOO
“ *they’ll basically lose everything they worked for, and that’s something I appreciate.* “
“do not come near me”
“you just came near me, to say that-“
*”ruDe”*
very random but,albert has stuck with me through everything i literally mean it everything. when i was sad or angry i would watch his videos to hopefully make it better and it would actually make me feel better, albert has been with me when i would cry,be happy, angry and everything even when i would go to vacation i would downlaod his videos to be able to watch him. thank you albert for making my life better iwas here when he didnt even have facecam on at all
What a performance! Same to me too
True
No matter what happens he will make a video that will make us happy
Same 😞
I've been here for 3 years or 4 I forgot hehe :D
me too! i love albert. he is amazing and knows how to cheer me up, even when i have had the worst day!
"Yo mama so fat, Thanos had to clap" -Albert 2019
😢😢😢 the best thing i ever heard
Leah the weirdo Right?!
@@emmazagorov wow we almost have the same name
Leah the weirdo it seem you both have the Sam elate name
@@emmazagorov And Leah The Weirdo are you sisters??
CLAP THANOS CLAP BIG BOIIII
IDEA: Find a happy family then slowly take them away one bye one and watch them get a panick attack ;)
Albert: “Simon says smash that like button”
Me: thinking that I did press like then finishing the video and realizing that I didn’t
Albert: “run”
Felipe’s replacement ur pfp XD
You deserve a grammy
@Hannah Reed no...
Flamgo knows where u live
I like his. Vids without even watching some of them
random girl: they call me ranch cause i be dressin
me: albert fan
basti giron lol hi
Spotifying Denmark annie wat
True lmao
"they'll basically lose everything they worked for"
-albert 2019
That’s something I appreciate
@@MazBrozTTK me too
Gamer Evan 11 Does Albert have a Discord?
@@jaleria489 i is thinks
i is not fin
Who want RAT juice
4:27
"He campsured me!"
-Albert
“They kids gave pregnant too”
*sweet home Alabama*
what
@@ryazs r/woooosh
whats sweet home albama
@eng mods roblox
@@anx4560 uh uh okay game but it does it all in hall of space to be able with the screen and the game is not cute but the only way way I get to the devil 👿 the game and I oop the love birds
everybody in a war: *war cries intensifies*
some random noob: they call me ranch because i be dressing
Albert
HES NO NOOB HE A PRO HE GOT ADMIN FOR NOT BEING A NOOB
“We got a little sister serious over here.”
Moo
They just spitting straight facts boi
Idea: you should make an obby and then you should put invisible wall and then you should teleport a person who can talk and then say that you might be like yeah you might have to rejoin
Albert screaming: volume 100 this is what we call music 🎶
Ok
My best song
especially with headphones
@@mvnsif aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa is music
Especially with giant speaker and volume 100
Try to put ur ear to the speaker
No one:
Albert: "if I was a better person I would feel bad but--"
I laughed when he started punching people with the thanos’s fist.
Their reactions were more funny.
“micheal, you like satan over there? 😏” LMAOOO! 💀
7:20 "they call me ranch because i be dressing" hahah lol
10:04.
"Let me know if you want more SLIME-ion says" 😂😂😂😂
It’s how he talks
It was "simon says" not "SLIME-ion says" ur brain is tricking your mind.
He said simon says -_-
Guys we get it it’s Simon she was just trying to make a PUN duhh IDGAF
@cortez brown simon said?
Random girl: I know how it feels to die
Albert: let’s stop being so depressed
Also albert: kills literally everyone
OMFG YES 😂✋
I know how it feels to have anxiety 😌
👍🏻
Lol
Lol
3:34 NOT THEM JUST WATCHING HER GET BEAT UP 😭
Noone:
Not even a single soul:
Comments:
"tHe kIds ThAt tHeY gAve prEgNanT
tO" Jokes
So there is a soul-
*Noone?* Or *no one*
@@anushkaroseheart2994 at this point I don't know anymore
“Dad jokes”
:3
“Yo mama so fat Thanos had had to clap”
Me: *tries so hard not to laugh* I felt that
That's not funny
...
XxSunsetSkyXx Sunset! ...?😐
Nobody really does this any more and likes it that's why you got so much hate
KawaiiLittle Cupcake nobody asked for your opinion
Albert: "The kid who gave pregnant."
Me: "Giving birth isn't a thing, only giving pregnant."
Ah yes gave pregnant.
@@olphine8875 i wish my mum never gave pregnant to me.
XD
My dad made my mum birth
no u have pregnant now
7:00 anyone else notice the like button light up when he said to like
yeah new yt feature if you say like
button
Albert: "the kids they gave pregnant to."
me: "wha-
abertstuff
😏
Albertsstuff: swears
Flamingo: screams
Flamingo with face cam: hand signs
gang signs*
CHILL WILL, WE BOW TO
CHILL WILL, WE FIGHT FOR
CHILL WILL, IS CHILL WILL
Unoriginal
Albert's E P I C evolution lmao
Albert: The only person that looks cool with earbuds
ORANG
I do!
Because
A M N O W
*Not cool, but epic and really chill*
WHAT IS THAT ICON
@Shannelle Pacleb you vury wasis, orang vry hoot
*HE CAN HAS CAN*
I am currently on my floor binge watching flamingo vids
SAME
Her: "I know how it is to feel nothing numb"
Also her: "YEAH!"
Nobody:
Absolutely Nobody:
Flamingo: insult her grandma
People:your grandma so fat she broke the living room floor
Girl: my grandma has cancer
Flamingo: -_-
My mum has cancer
@@bunnysquad4740 o_O
Holly Rea 🙏🏾
My kitten died today
EyeSight o
“They’ll have to abandon their online girlfriend, the kids they gave pregnant to”
Edit:Stolen comments are everywhere
"The kids they gave pregnant to”
*I felt that*
pedostonks
i’ve seen to much hentai to know where this is going...
YEAH SCIENCE
What time?
It's amazing how you can get a bunch of strangers to do something cuz usually they just walk away
Her: do not come near me
Also her coming near him: that’s so rude
i love how he felt instant guilt after the grandma
“Time to ruin some lives yet again”
That’s the best line I’ve ever heard