WEIRDEST products at Omega Mart!

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  • @MoonchildDontCry
    @MoonchildDontCry 8 місяців тому +9980

    "Babe we running low on gender. Can you get us some gender fluid?"

    • @daxnelson8613
      @daxnelson8613 7 місяців тому +52

      😂

    • @Arendvdvenk
      @Arendvdvenk 7 місяців тому +211

      Sounds like something Twitter/Tumblr would say

    • @coffiesalt8527
      @coffiesalt8527 7 місяців тому +98

      ​@@Arendvdvenk thank you so much for curing my artblock

    • @Arendvdvenk
      @Arendvdvenk 7 місяців тому +76

      @@coffiesalt8527 you're welcome, knock it out of the park! :)

    • @Ultrakrillon0
      @Ultrakrillon0 6 місяців тому

      @@Arendvdvenkfr

  • @starmoral5456
    @starmoral5456 10 місяців тому +24379

    "Who Told You This Was Butter" is so.passive aggresive, I love it

    • @alexandredesouza3692
      @alexandredesouza3692 10 місяців тому +219

      If I were american, I would buy that one just to spill soda and gaslight guests about it being butter.

    • @vindi167
      @vindi167 9 місяців тому +104

      i also believe it's a reference to the product "I can't believe it's not Butter!"

    • @YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN
      @YOURNOTSAFEAGAIN 9 місяців тому +71

      i love that the name sounds as if you're trying to eliminate anyone who is spreading rumors about it being butter, and inquiring in order to hunt the individual down...

    • @Roddy556
      @Roddy556 9 місяців тому +18

      ​@@vindi167you know it's kind of hard to see but now that you point it out I can sort of make the connection.

    • @CALndStuff
      @CALndStuff 9 місяців тому +9

      It's an air freshener

  • @-inFinity05-
    @-inFinity05- 8 місяців тому +4189

    Why does “Gom, Chewing Gom” make me laugh so hard?

  • @nicolegleason5727
    @nicolegleason5727 8 місяців тому +992

    “Name’s Bond, James Bond, what’s your name!”
    “Gom, Chewing Gom”

    • @M4ximumCheese
      @M4ximumCheese 4 місяці тому +8

      r/angryupvote

    • @Wild_Dice
      @Wild_Dice 3 місяці тому +1

      Bonds the James names

    • @RASCARRacingSeries
      @RASCARRacingSeries 3 місяці тому

      sounds like forrest gump

    • @JTT0509
      @JTT0509 Місяць тому

      @@Wild_Diceboonds nooms having a stronk. Call a bondulance

  • @troyking464
    @troyking464 9 місяців тому +4974

    These are like those fake products you'd see on store shelves in a video game.

    • @sullendragon8900
      @sullendragon8900 9 місяців тому +130

      I was fully convinced it was from Ratchet & Clank for a while.

    • @zippymcfIy
      @zippymcfIy 8 місяців тому +39

      whos gonna tell him....

    • @Random-nj4vj
      @Random-nj4vj 8 місяців тому +20

      Don’t tell him….

    • @SquishyMelon420
      @SquishyMelon420 7 місяців тому +6

      @@Random-nj4vjtell him what

    • @kingmaro69420
      @kingmaro69420 7 місяців тому +10

      ​@@SquishyMelon420 Shhhhh little one

  • @Schmuly
    @Schmuly 9 місяців тому +7882

    I love that the blue chunks are "certified by the department"

    • @lukegaming86
      @lukegaming86 9 місяців тому +137

      Chinese ebay descriptions be like

    • @thisnameistoolong9169
      @thisnameistoolong9169 9 місяців тому +61

      which department? not important😂

    • @jonathanfinger712
      @jonathanfinger712 9 місяців тому +28

      No it's just the one cube it's poked into

    • @jadejacob3325
      @jadejacob3325 8 місяців тому +11

      Does anyone know what blue chunks taste like? (I’m curious)🤔

    • @Nick-mz4jh
      @Nick-mz4jh 8 місяців тому +36

      ​​@@jadejacob3325they taste like blue, but a little bit chunkier

  • @janedoe-hq9vn
    @janedoe-hq9vn 9 місяців тому +2109

    The "Gender Fluid" had me rolling!

    • @Necostamps
      @Necostamps 8 місяців тому +111

      It means I could become a girl

    • @janedoe-hq9vn
      @janedoe-hq9vn 8 місяців тому +53

      @@Necostamps good luck with that! 👍😉😂

    • @woshee_real
      @woshee_real 7 місяців тому

      ​@@Necostamps can confirm, will turn you into a girl or boy, but it's temporary, it was designed for you to buy more, sucks cuz of that.

    • @shrimpshufflr7745
      @shrimpshufflr7745 7 місяців тому +40

      I want some what does it taste like

    • @janedoe-hq9vn
      @janedoe-hq9vn 7 місяців тому +7

      @@shrimpshufflr7745 😅😅😅

  • @keythedon8555
    @keythedon8555 9 місяців тому +296

    Love the “Done. No time for it. I’m done.” 😂

  • @DeeRuss
    @DeeRuss 9 місяців тому +1163

    For those who don’t know this is an art exhibit in Las Vegas highly recommend checking out!

    • @ayior
      @ayior 9 місяців тому +233

      Thanks, as a european I was ready to believe americans just had some weird chain store with joke products

    • @ElusiveTy
      @ElusiveTy 9 місяців тому +151

      ​@@ayiorI thought the same and now I'm kinda disappointed.

    • @Very.not.gay.at.all.totally
      @Very.not.gay.at.all.totally 9 місяців тому +14

      “Art”

    • @asteriasheria2053
      @asteriasheria2053 9 місяців тому +33

      I wish I knew about this sooner, back when I had money and time to travel.

    • @brodylemmons9661
      @brodylemmons9661 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Very.not.gay.at.all.totallyit is though, there are ancient aliens and secret tunnels

  • @Misscarter86
    @Misscarter86 Рік тому +10855

    It has an Adult Swim vibe

    • @dashingdahlias8873
      @dashingdahlias8873 10 місяців тому +59

      Not as cool as Myer's Super Foods!

    • @mollyatyourshow
      @mollyatyourshow 10 місяців тому +75

      Canned horse meat

    • @dashingdahlias8873
      @dashingdahlias8873 10 місяців тому +44

      @@mollyatyourshow I could eat this horse till the cows come home
      A little sawdust but who cares it's from the stable!

    • @emdeejay7432
      @emdeejay7432 9 місяців тому +21

      ​@@dashingdahlias8873Steve Brule and toads corned beef hash from Myers super foods bahahahaha😂😂😂😂 you read my fucking mind

    • @Eduardo_Espinoza
      @Eduardo_Espinoza 9 місяців тому +10

      GMO cyborg chicken

  • @deatheternal720
    @deatheternal720 8 місяців тому +283

    I NEEEED THE GENDER FLUID LOL

    • @haidynluvsparamore
      @haidynluvsparamore 7 місяців тому +8

      Same

    • @GummitMan
      @GummitMan 7 місяців тому +26

      Drinking it makes your pp fall off and drinking it again makes it grow back lol

    • @haidynluvsparamore
      @haidynluvsparamore 7 місяців тому +19

      @@GummitMan I have a coin slot 😭

    • @GummitMan
      @GummitMan 7 місяців тому +5

      @@haidynluvsparamore uhhhhh

    • @Bodacious_Crustacious
      @Bodacious_Crustacious 6 місяців тому

      ​@@GummitManNah you're thinking of Thunder Cock, it unleashes the rooster in everyone. It's over in Isle -69.

  • @maormizrahi4192
    @maormizrahi4192 8 місяців тому +105

    Shopping there must feel like you're living at an alternate reality.

    • @raptorscorner
      @raptorscorner 6 місяців тому +12

      It’s a art experience thing

    • @legbender1584
      @legbender1584 6 місяців тому

      ​@@raptorscornerhello mr sherlock

    • @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816
      @anothermiddleschoolburnout8816 3 місяці тому +8

      I'm pretty sure that's actually part of the lore. Like, the farms OmegaMart sources from are on fault lines that lead into a parallel universe. Matpat made some videos on it.

  • @Boedinator
    @Boedinator Рік тому +3811

    Always saw the fake commercials on UA-cam but never knew it was a real place!

    • @jayminyoel7911
      @jayminyoel7911 Рік тому +438

      The point of the commercials is to promote this exhibit

    • @QueenofSilence101
      @QueenofSilence101 11 місяців тому +459

      It's an interactive art exhibit in Las Vegas. I'd definitely go if I could afford a trip myself.

    • @dfprod.
      @dfprod. 10 місяців тому +94

      @@QueenofSilence101the exhibit itself is free from what i recall, so you’d only really have to pay for gas

    • @pennplayz
      @pennplayz 10 місяців тому

      @@judesmith-vanwinkle8146imo totally worth it, it’s not just an art exhibit, it’s an interactive storyline it’s really dope

    • @naniwo4438
      @naniwo4438 10 місяців тому

      @@judesmith-vanwinkle8146can you actually get the products or is all for show

  • @Nova-uf9bm
    @Nova-uf9bm 9 місяців тому +1078

    can forget about the "nutless salted nuts"

    • @ChesterManfred
      @ChesterManfred 9 місяців тому +24

      Tastes... Salty.

    • @Voxel11
      @Voxel11 9 місяців тому +19

      I love the nut-free salted peanuts

    • @stickmaster400
      @stickmaster400 9 місяців тому +6

      You get that with a can of gender fluid, might as well since it’s universal high performance

    • @johncoops6897
      @johncoops6897 9 місяців тому +6

      I wonder if "nutless salted nuts" are allowable in kid's school lunches?

    • @Nickname5_455
      @Nickname5_455 9 місяців тому +3

      my sister got those 💀

  • @3Y3B411Z
    @3Y3B411Z 6 місяців тому +5

    The student teacher for my band class in the 6th grade had a Simply Does Not Contain Spiders box on his desk, he was rlly cool

  • @9The0Unknown7
    @9The0Unknown7 8 місяців тому +48

    The gender fluid definitely needs to come in different forms. Like gallon milk jugs, and bags for Canadians, 2 liter bottles, and so on

    • @harry.t9523
      @harry.t9523 6 місяців тому

      That’s probably going to piss some woke people off.

    • @Bizzyb33z
      @Bizzyb33z 4 місяці тому +12

      @@harry.t9523nah we think that shit’s hilarious. Only people he get pissed about this sort of thing are the people who believe gender is binary. We love a good hearted gender joke

    • @harry.t9523
      @harry.t9523 4 місяці тому +2

      @@Bizzyb33z Alrighty then, I guess I stand corrected.

    • @OlivineKisser
      @OlivineKisser 3 місяці тому +7

      @@harry.t9523dude queer people are constantly making that joke, it’s typically the “GRRR WOKE PEOPLE ARE SO SENSITIVE 😡😡😡😡😡😡” that get offended lmaoo

    • @harry.t9523
      @harry.t9523 3 місяці тому

      @@OlivineKisser Okay, Not everyone. But some people might be rather particular about it.

  • @catabat49654
    @catabat49654 9 місяців тому +1044

    This is what grocery stores look like in my dreams when I’m super sick

    • @jeanshortswag
      @jeanshortswag 9 місяців тому +6

      That's the idea I'm pretty sure

    • @kutie216
      @kutie216 9 місяців тому +5

      Yeah reminds me of shopping when I had morning sickness lol

  • @eksboks148
    @eksboks148 9 місяців тому +3274

    bacon

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 9 місяців тому +196

      And some of these things aren't actually for sale, instead of just being part of the art piece.

    • @Very.not.gay.at.all.totally
      @Very.not.gay.at.all.totally 9 місяців тому +8

      @@RaceBandit”art piece” not really

    • @walmartiancheese4922
      @walmartiancheese4922 9 місяців тому +217

      ​@@Very.not.gay.at.all.totallyits an art exhibiton

    • @mihawkOnePiss
      @mihawkOnePiss 9 місяців тому +183

      ​@@Very.not.gay.at.all.totallyit's literally an interactive abstract art exhibition made by the team Meow Wolf

    • @Very.not.gay.at.all.totally
      @Very.not.gay.at.all.totally 9 місяців тому

      @@mihawkOnePiss “abstract art”
      Oh now it makes sense, it’s random shit that people label as art that means and provides nothing to society with no story or motivation behind the making of it then? Glad to know “Meow Wolf” only consists of people pronounced dead, you have to be stupid asf to think this is art

  • @cookiecaker
    @cookiecaker 8 місяців тому +32

    okay, one more comment - when me and my buddy went to this place, we found one of these weird products and we wanted to get a reaction out of one of the employees there. they're supposed to be like "store employees", so we went up to them and asked something like "hey why are these mammoth chunks completely weightless? are you guys running a sort of scam here?" and the employee just... wordlessly... takes the can, turns it over in their hands... and puts it on their head. staring at us. dead silence. and then we both walked away from them. still the funniest thing ever and i love thinking about that place ❤

    • @Mother2IsTheBestGame
      @Mother2IsTheBestGame 7 місяців тому +1

      Wait, so is this place real or not??

    • @a_random_guy640
      @a_random_guy640 7 місяців тому

      @@Mother2IsTheBestGameit’s real. And you can buy the stuff and it also has plenty of secrets too

    • @cookiecaker
      @cookiecaker 7 місяців тому +2

      @@Mother2IsTheBestGame it's real, but it isn't exactly an ACTUAL store - it's more of an art exhibit for surrealist pieces in a fun, immersive way to portray it. very nice place :-)

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 місяців тому +2

      ​@@Mother2IsTheBestGame
      You can buy this stuff... It's just overpriced.

  • @Spar3Ribs
    @Spar3Ribs 9 місяців тому +34

    I love how the "Done" has a caution on it.
    "Caution: Will end on-contact."

  • @quackling263
    @quackling263 Рік тому +5610

    I would love to fill my pantry with these weird foods and ask a guest to go into said pantry and ask for something normal as they slowly realize all the weird shit and cant find the normal item so they feel crazy

    • @dreaescobar7257
      @dreaescobar7257 11 місяців тому +63

      Hahahahahaha wow so unique funny and cool

    • @imreallybadatnamingthings
      @imreallybadatnamingthings 10 місяців тому

      ​@@dreaescobar7257?

    • @andre-gr9gn
      @andre-gr9gn 10 місяців тому +43

      Do it

    • @IkutoH
      @IkutoH 10 місяців тому +57

      Custom labels that you print? Like LARPing.

    • @vindi167
      @vindi167 9 місяців тому +8

      very good prank

  • @saucylittlenumber3575
    @saucylittlenumber3575 Рік тому +2901

    no idea why but chewing GOM makes me burst out laughing

  • @j-blox2612
    @j-blox2612 9 місяців тому +68

    “Can I have some butter on my toast?”
    “Sure, hold on lemme get the spray bottle”

    • @bwarbahzad6397
      @bwarbahzad6397 8 місяців тому +29

      Who told you that was butter?

    • @biancabrooks280
      @biancabrooks280 8 місяців тому +6

      I remember using spray butter on our ears of corn when I was a kiddo.

    • @d44ion77
      @d44ion77 6 місяців тому +3

      @@bwarbahzad6397so passive aggressive as possible

  • @9b5a
    @9b5a 8 місяців тому +15

    The cubed peas are probably the most normal product out of all of these

  • @StarskysHutch
    @StarskysHutch 9 місяців тому +764

    Lmfao I love that the can of potatoes says naturally boneless

  • @ramdotnet
    @ramdotnet 10 місяців тому +1878

    FINALLY!! WE'VE FOUND THE GENDER FLUID

    • @kingnightmarevin
      @kingnightmarevin 9 місяців тому +152

      What does gender taste like anyways, I hope it's cotton candy!

    • @sanjuanfromsomewhere
      @sanjuanfromsomewhere 9 місяців тому

      ​@@kingnightmarevinlavender & lemon

    • @powertouncleben
      @powertouncleben 9 місяців тому +56

      We can finally find out why so many people Like it

    • @allnightempire9444
      @allnightempire9444 9 місяців тому +50

      I wonder if thats what you need to fill them with so they stop having delusions… weve just forgot to give them their gender fluid…

    • @6Shots_ofEspresso
      @6Shots_ofEspresso 9 місяців тому

      @@allnightempire9444 🫥

  • @sweetdreamsexe
    @sweetdreamsexe 6 місяців тому +7

    "Gender Fluid" Killed Me Good

  • @NarfireVA
    @NarfireVA 9 місяців тому +18

    My favorite one when i was there was the box that said "Is this butter?"

  • @pineapplekyle4067
    @pineapplekyle4067 9 місяців тому +939

    "salt after dark"
    Aw yes, me 3 in the morning after losing the 5th R6 rank match.

  • @Omnywrench
    @Omnywrench 9 місяців тому +789

    Omega Mart is like the art project I've always wished I could make- just a big place that looks normal at first but when you look closer is full of weird shit, compelling you to go deeper to see what else it has in store

    • @peachesandcream22
      @peachesandcream22 9 місяців тому +25

      Omega Mart is actually an art exhibit in Las Vegas😂

    • @samus598
      @samus598 9 місяців тому +14

      I actually have an Omega Mart cup that I got at Meow Wolf in Denver Colorado.
      Meow Wolf is an immersive art experience like this. I wish I lived out west somewhere, I'd be at Meow Wolf every day.

    • @justananonymouspotato
      @justananonymouspotato 9 місяців тому +5

      "in store" lmao good one

    • @randomtinypotatocried
      @randomtinypotatocried 9 місяців тому +4

      @@samus598I like going to the one in Denver since they change out some of the areas with new art (and won't be sure if it was always there or not)

    • @alasdairgodewife8534
      @alasdairgodewife8534 9 місяців тому +7

      Yeah, It's like aliens made a super market for the humans they abducted😂😂

  • @Evil_Lasagna
    @Evil_Lasagna 8 місяців тому +6

    The way he paused and then said "Chewing GOM" was funny to me

  • @hutgaming
    @hutgaming 9 місяців тому +7

    My only problem with Omega Mart is the cost for entrance is so high but you still have to pay for the story mode on top of that!

    • @SeekerGoldstone
      @SeekerGoldstone 4 місяці тому

      For those curious, the entry ticket is $50 and all of the DLC is another $100.

  • @hysterial4
    @hysterial4 9 місяців тому +532

    _”O-o-o, OmegaMart: You have no idea what’s in store for youuuuu!”_

  • @moksha.m
    @moksha.m Рік тому +9345

    im gonna buy some gender fluid for my genderfluid friend

    • @thatonesaxophoneguy
      @thatonesaxophoneguy Рік тому +245

      I should too

    • @ChrisHansen69
      @ChrisHansen69 Рік тому +387

      L friend

    • @moksha.m
      @moksha.m Рік тому +1631

      @@ChrisHansen69 is that short for liquid friend

    • @Jade-ux1kd
      @Jade-ux1kd Рік тому +1124

      @@moksha.mI think so, they’re probably too dumb to spell liquid though

    • @flammables_father
      @flammables_father Рік тому

      @@ChrisHansen69 you suck,they are not liquid! they are W friend,
      for "water friend."

  • @spamtonneo3513
    @spamtonneo3513 7 місяців тому +6

    Don't forget the peeled chairs!

  • @otakughost1814
    @otakughost1814 8 місяців тому +5

    This store runs on shitpost and I love it

  • @CWM102
    @CWM102 11 місяців тому +813

    "Simply does not contain spiders" is this Rhythm Heaven Fever?

    • @5thkiechannel
      @5thkiechannel 10 місяців тому +23

      Soon we will see we’re
      Living the dreams of
      Our generaaaation

    • @tabitharust304
      @tabitharust304 9 місяців тому +2

      I feel like youtube recommended me this video for this comment only. For some reason it was one of the first comments. UA-cam knows...... Anyways, I always wondered why we specifically had "spider free" candy.... Turns out the packing pests company is*apparently* a supplier for omega mart. I don't know why lack of spiders specifically would be the marking factor for a product, unless you live somewhere with an abundance of spiders 🤷‍♀️

    • @elementallobsterx
      @elementallobsterx 9 місяців тому +2

      Lmao

    • @Breadbored.
      @Breadbored. 9 місяців тому +1

      @@tabitharust304 I won't buy anything that isn't marketed as spider-free. Who wants to open a box of spiders for breakfast?

    • @RaceBandit
      @RaceBandit 9 місяців тому

      ​@@Breadbored.| coatimundis

  • @kraft.singles
    @kraft.singles 9 місяців тому +145

    I bought salt after dark and it has unironically become one of my favorite seasonings. highly recommend.

    • @tomekpiotrek1028
      @tomekpiotrek1028 9 місяців тому +5

      Its crack and Brown mix ?

    • @PropanenPropaneAccessories
      @PropanenPropaneAccessories 9 місяців тому

      @@tomekpiotrek1028It’s the best they said!
      *scratches neck*

    • @ZebraLuv
      @ZebraLuv 9 місяців тому +3

      ​@@tomekpiotrek1028 what? No. It's pepper.

    • @totallytravicious5919
      @totallytravicious5919 9 місяців тому +11

      How much of the stuff are you actually allowed to buy. Bc salt after dark is one thing, but pierced potatoes and cubed peas don't seem real, but I REALLY wanna try the blue chunks

    • @kraft.singles
      @kraft.singles 9 місяців тому

      @@totallytravicious5919 everything that you can pick up in the actual store part of it is for purchase, but most of the cans are hollow decorations. Salt after dark is real, gender fluid is a lavender lemonade seltzer, the energy drink is real but isn't very good imo, and the pill bottles are mints. Everything else I think was fake but I was there 2 years ago so idk how up to date this info is.

  • @benfletcher8100
    @benfletcher8100 8 місяців тому +1

    Ok but “Who told you this was butter?” Is absolute gold

  • @pablotheultimateboi2160
    @pablotheultimateboi2160 7 місяців тому +7

    This is the place cartoon characters go grocery shopping

  • @TrueSolunar
    @TrueSolunar 10 місяців тому +738

    The Simply Does Not Contain Spiders has a Magic Eye illusion on the front of the box which, ironically, reveals a spider…

    • @G8tr1522
      @G8tr1522 10 місяців тому +19

      YOOOOO good catch 💯💯💯

    • @thatprotogen2456
      @thatprotogen2456 9 місяців тому +6

      How do you see the illusion

    • @choronos
      @choronos 9 місяців тому +19

      @@thatprotogen2456 It's basically impossible if you look at the box in this video, but if you search for a larger image of the box, it works. Are you able to focus on something in such a way that you can see a double image of it? Like you're kind of focusing on something but also looking past it at the same time, so you're seeing the object from the unique perspective of both eyes at once? That's how you make magic eye pictures work, I hope that makes any amount of sense.

    • @thatprotogen2456
      @thatprotogen2456 9 місяців тому +10

      @@choronos thats fucking neat ngl thanks for telling me, i never inew about that kinda illusion

    • @choronos
      @choronos 9 місяців тому +6

      No problem! Magic Eye illusions were a big fad when I was a kid in the 90s. There are whole books of them. If you're able to make them work, they're a lot of fun.

  • @doominferni1493
    @doominferni1493 9 місяців тому +264

    If you ever go to Vegas. I HIGHLY recommend this place. It's fucking amazing

    • @mx.menacing
      @mx.menacing 9 місяців тому +3

      You have to book for a time slot though.

    • @Left4Plamz
      @Left4Plamz 9 місяців тому +9

      Can you actually buy the products?

    • @greglynas52
      @greglynas52 9 місяців тому +12

      @@Left4Plamzif it has a price tag, yes

    • @Thebossatmserfgsd
      @Thebossatmserfgsd 9 місяців тому +4

      I thought it wasn’t worth it for the price ngl

    • @Julia-tk2em
      @Julia-tk2em 9 місяців тому +7

      @@ThebossatmserfgsdDid you do the whole story/mystery solving aspect of it?

  • @UwUDaniUwU
    @UwUDaniUwU 9 місяців тому +2

    as someone who has been in the meow wolf fandom for a while (Simcd around 2018ish) its really funny seeing people react to meow wolf stuff without knowing the wider picture

    • @gracegrace7292
      @gracegrace7292 9 місяців тому

      ikr 😭

    • @Mia-hm2ep
      @Mia-hm2ep 4 місяці тому

      There's LORE?????!!!!! 😮 I wanna go even more now but I don't have the money for all those airline tickets 😭. Maybe one day!

    • @UwUDaniUwU
      @UwUDaniUwU 4 місяці тому

      @@Mia-hm2ep there is SO much lore, even some of it is interconnected between the various exhibits, lots of characters and an interactive story!

  • @miwiarts
    @miwiarts 8 місяців тому +3

    I want that can of Gender Fluid so bad lmao

  • @eksboks148
    @eksboks148 9 місяців тому +10

    I already have so many ideas like
    "9/10 doctors highly don't recommend!",
    "Edibles" (not drugs, literally just denoting that it's edible),
    "Air flavored water"
    etc

  • @blackcar2018
    @blackcar2018 11 місяців тому +237

    You shoulda bought some Omega Mart lemons. Just don’t confuse them with lemons.

    • @kingnightmarevin
      @kingnightmarevin 9 місяців тому +9

      Are they the ones life gives you, I don't feel like having lemonade in winter

    • @bluemax956
      @bluemax956 9 місяців тому +8

      ..are they combustible?

    • @King_of_the_noobs
      @King_of_the_noobs 9 місяців тому

      @@bluemax956 portal 2 moment

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 9 місяців тому +4

      Yeah, last time that happened the burial cost was _insane_

    • @alu2901
      @alu2901 5 місяців тому

      ​@CJ-xx5msNo, you give life to the Omega Mart lemons.

  • @bijanavvalentino4317
    @bijanavvalentino4317 4 місяці тому +2

    This is like the store equivalent of Rick & Morty’s interdimensional cable

  • @null0273x
    @null0273x 4 місяці тому +1

    I can’t explain how much I wanna live in a world where these products actually exist, like- I LOVE THIS.

  • @MrBigHeadRoblox
    @MrBigHeadRoblox Рік тому +126

    *Done*
    no time for it, I'm done 💀

  • @icanbarely
    @icanbarely 9 місяців тому +30

    FINALLY GENDER FLUID

    • @icanbarely
      @icanbarely 5 місяців тому

      @@alu2901 I don't think lavender and lemon are a gender

  • @ExoticButters8783
    @ExoticButters8783 8 місяців тому +2

    Started off *real* strong 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SubjectDelta20
    @SubjectDelta20 3 місяці тому +1

    This felt like I was shopping at a Super Duper Mart in Fallout. The Fancy Lad Snack Cakes & Blamco Mac n Cheese we're just around the corner.

  • @Dafemboi4219
    @Dafemboi4219 9 місяців тому +518

    I NEED THAT GENDER-FLUID DRINK

    • @kiromi790
      @kiromi790 9 місяців тому +19

      but not for the reasons that you should want it😢

    • @christianjesse8980
      @christianjesse8980 9 місяців тому +50

      @@kiromi790and what pray are those

    • @MrNoSolo
      @MrNoSolo 9 місяців тому

      What you need is to check your testosterone, and find god.
      Your blood line went through immense struggle for you to be like this? They are turning in their graves.

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 9 місяців тому

      ​@@christianjesse8980because he wants to cut off his weenie.

    • @princessdollgf
      @princessdollgf 9 місяців тому +13

      @@kiromi790 wait, is it a soda or a car amenity??

  • @Nickname5_455
    @Nickname5_455 9 місяців тому +31

    My mom and dad went there, they gave me an avocado that's actually a mini purse💀

  • @CaptainLightner
    @CaptainLightner 3 місяці тому +2

    THE GENDER FLUID IS REAAAL

  • @CassieJ4
    @CassieJ4 4 місяці тому

    I don't know why the "Gom....... chewing GOM" nearly took me out! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alexanderlevy158
    @alexanderlevy158 9 місяців тому +10

    I love how honestly appetizing "simply does not contain spiders" sounds 😂😂😂
    Like, yup, I'll buy it: that's good cereal 🤣🤣

    • @judithsixkiller5586
      @judithsixkiller5586 3 місяці тому

      It should be "Simply does not contain spiders!"( Mostly)
      Because all natural grain products actually contain small trace residue of bug particals

  • @BunnyValentine439
    @BunnyValentine439 9 місяців тому +106

    Ya know the fucked up thing? Sometimes grain based products especially actually contain trace amounts of bugs that found their way into the production line. So it very well could contain spiders. 😂

    • @AwesometownUSA
      @AwesometownUSA 9 місяців тому +18

      100% contains spiders

    • @SkitSkat674
      @SkitSkat674 9 місяців тому +4

      Worked at a cannery. My job was to send cans down the line to be filled. A spider dropped down in front of me. Made me scream, lol. Fortunately it didn't get in a can but it could've. You never know, that innocent looking can of corn or peas might have a spider in it.

    • @Steve-ev6vx
      @Steve-ev6vx 9 місяців тому +4

      It's just extra protein.

    • @BunnyValentine439
      @BunnyValentine439 9 місяців тому +1

      @@Steve-ev6vx True lol

  • @ianian69
    @ianian69 9 місяців тому +3

    im loving the gender fluid

  • @rs-mt6kl
    @rs-mt6kl 6 місяців тому +1

    "organically recommended" 😂

  • @nlpnt
    @nlpnt 11 місяців тому +41

    It's great that Dr. Supervisor is bright blue and presumably blueberry-pear flavored and not the Dr. Pepper knockoff you'd think it would be.

    • @isaackellogg3493
      @isaackellogg3493 9 місяців тому

      Wouldn’t a Doctor Supervisor be a Praeceptor?

    • @nlpnt
      @nlpnt 3 місяці тому

      @@isaackellogg3493 That's the name brand, Dr. Supervisor's a private label.

    • @isaackellogg3493
      @isaackellogg3493 3 місяці тому +1

      @@nlpnt I figured. A Praeceptor is the traditional name for a person who supervises the medical training of an M.D. hence my joke

  • @testofplaces
    @testofplaces Рік тому +279

    WAIT I DIDN’T KNOW THAT THEY IMPLEMENTED GENDER FLUID

    • @禁-n8x
      @禁-n8x 9 місяців тому +5

      Newest update, what patch are you on? From what I remember, it’s not a DLC.

    • @Quesoquantum
      @Quesoquantum 9 місяців тому +3

      LMAOOO

    • @matcha6710
      @matcha6710 9 місяців тому +4

      The lack of hateful comments is very pleasing. I saw a trans unaliving dogwhistle earlier, I fucking hate this unwarranted hatred

    • @user-xo9ov4gl7q
      @user-xo9ov4gl7q 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@matcha6710and people also hate attention seekers that think wearing different styles of clothing and makeup changes their gender ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ guess everyone can be annoyed.

    • @loldontask4979
      @loldontask4979 9 місяців тому +5

      ​@@user-xo9ov4gl7qIt's a good thing that appearance doesn't equate to gender identity then, isn't it?

  • @vlogswlillyandsasha
    @vlogswlillyandsasha 6 місяців тому +2

    I went a while ago and now i have so many weird things in my home that just sit around lol

  • @cometquartz
    @cometquartz 9 місяців тому +2

    Anything meow wolf is just so weird in the very best way

  • @Tahha5544
    @Tahha5544 9 місяців тому +8

    Havent seen anyone mention it but for anyone wondering the "simply does not contian spiders" is a reference to a scene from a movie called arachnaphobia where dude finds a dead spider in the cereal

  • @-Reagan
    @-Reagan 9 місяців тому +16

    It looks like an interactive art installation! Love

  • @dovahfeyn4303
    @dovahfeyn4303 4 місяці тому

    I love “ Done. No time for it. You’re done” 😂

  • @C0ZIII
    @C0ZIII 7 місяців тому +1

    This store is literally so wonderful, this is like the disneyland of all markets.

  • @Human_person.
    @Human_person. Рік тому +186

    I would personally recommend *name brand* salt

  • @gwenethp511
    @gwenethp511 10 місяців тому +67

    I need the gender fluid. I dont have enough gender, so I have to get it artifically.

    • @goldbedvids8580
      @goldbedvids8580 9 місяців тому +25

      do NOT share it with your parents, learned that the hard way, almost got paradoxically unborn

    • @simbiontedelaluz
      @simbiontedelaluz 9 місяців тому +12

      So sad to hear that 😔
      People like you make me realize how lucky i am for having enought gender!

    • @gwenethp511
      @gwenethp511 9 місяців тому +7

      @goldbedvids8580 my mom is very chill about it! She's a middle class white boomer, so people are shocked, but she's always been loving and tolerant. I've had friends come out to her since they're unable to come out to their actual mothers.
      We'll joke about it too. "It was so much easier back when you were just bi" lol.
      My dad though... nah, I'll take your advice for him.
      I'm sorry you had to go through that, though :(

    • @jamesthegoo7600
      @jamesthegoo7600 9 місяців тому

      not funny did not laugh

    • @simbiontedelaluz
      @simbiontedelaluz 9 місяців тому +23

      Funny, did laugh

  • @KirboDudez64
    @KirboDudez64 4 місяці тому +1

    I remember being weirded out by those commercials and that one Food Theory vid I watched about that place. I don’t think this place is gonna be a stable one, but IDK.

  • @YourGoofydino
    @YourGoofydino 8 місяців тому +12

    I ALREADY KNOW SOMEONE IS GOING TO GET MAD AT THE GENDER FLUID

    • @harry.t9523
      @harry.t9523 6 місяців тому +2

      Quite a few people probably are.

  • @GabrielTobing
    @GabrielTobing 9 місяців тому +18

    The butter one will be the next tik tok challenge XD

  • @blackforestwaltz
    @blackforestwaltz 9 місяців тому +9

    I love Omega Mart! Went to Area15 twice, the second time mostly just to go into Omega Mart. You could legit spend an entire day there (or back there, if you know what I mean) and if I hadn't been with my dad at the time, I definitely would have. Got myself a Heritage Breed Kiwi that I keep in my truck

    • @blasterbear336
      @blasterbear336 9 місяців тому

      So is the stiff for sale because I need these items

    • @blackforestwaltz
      @blackforestwaltz 9 місяців тому +1

      @@blasterbear336 Not sure if everything is, but I do think most of it is

  • @yeetmcskeet9533
    @yeetmcskeet9533 3 місяці тому +1

    This has the vibes of like a grocery store but in the Control/Alan Wake universe.

  • @someperson4865
    @someperson4865 3 місяці тому +2

    When Dr.Pepper isn't available to see you so you have to make it with Dr.Supervisor instead 💀

  • @Wazrobe
    @Wazrobe 10 місяців тому +98

    the most elaborate money laundering scheme

    • @curiotimetv
      @curiotimetv 9 місяців тому +9

      We gotta cash in! Let's start bottling our Rabbit Paste. (Rabbits can't get enough)

    • @abigailthompson838
      @abigailthompson838 9 місяців тому +39

      It’s literally an art exhibit

    • @simbiontedelaluz
      @simbiontedelaluz 9 місяців тому +9

      I also support the genious money laundery theory.

    • @misterjerofficial
      @misterjerofficial 9 місяців тому

      Not one my mom works there

    • @simbiontedelaluz
      @simbiontedelaluz 9 місяців тому

      @@misterjerofficial they hire people to encover it even more

  • @dfc666
    @dfc666 Рік тому +114

    What are the blue chunks?

    • @Heisenberg24542
      @Heisenberg24542 Рік тому +91

      The blue chunks are blue chunks duh 🙄

    • @XCZZZ_
      @XCZZZ_ Рік тому +10

      The smurfs

    • @Sentanette
      @Sentanette Рік тому +36

      chunks of blue

    • @MaryJane-932
      @MaryJane-932 Рік тому +6

      It’s probably frozen icy hot or icy hot jello 😂

    • @ms.pirate
      @ms.pirate Рік тому +2

      Looks like soap

  • @yourlocalartist9110
    @yourlocalartist9110 9 місяців тому

    I went there! That place creeped me out though because of all the weird places and the alerts in the tv… you can find one in San Antonio!

  • @My_life_is_hel
    @My_life_is_hel 8 місяців тому +2

    NO WAY ME IN A CAN🤯

  • @GamerBones
    @GamerBones 11 місяців тому +29

    Aldi be like

  • @bizzybcarm.d.7828
    @bizzybcarm.d.7828 9 місяців тому +10

    "Who told you this is butter?" Lmao I need a bottle

  • @Trashley652
    @Trashley652 9 місяців тому +12

    *_GIVE ME THE GENDER FLUID._*

    • @harry.t9523
      @harry.t9523 6 місяців тому

      That’s probably going to piss some people off.

  • @videogameguy101
    @videogameguy101 9 місяців тому +2

    This is like a video game store IRL.

  • @tandraarisandi6680
    @tandraarisandi6680 Рік тому +41

    What product is "done. No time for it, its done"?

    • @Cyancat123
      @Cyancat123 Рік тому +11

      It’s laundry detergent 😂

    • @DreamyyArt
      @DreamyyArt 11 місяців тому +2

      Laundry detergent 😂😂😂😂

    • @PotatoCrash
      @PotatoCrash 11 місяців тому +1

      dishwasher tablets I think

    • @DeeDeeChillin420
      @DeeDeeChillin420 9 місяців тому +2

      instead of 'finish'..

  • @FREELOO
    @FREELOO 9 місяців тому +4

    Omega mart is a whole ARG irl

  • @Pneumonoultramicroscopicsillys
    @Pneumonoultramicroscopicsillys 6 місяців тому +2

    They sold gender fluid as an actual drink at the real unreal in grapevine it was actually pretty good

  • @cookiecaker
    @cookiecaker 8 місяців тому +1

    OMEGAMART!!! a couple years back me and a buddy went here, had an amazing time, and we got the gender fluid! wouldn't recommend in the slightest. tastes more like it should be called cisgender fluid in my opinion lol, it's super bland and the flavors that are there don't really mix well together. still an absolutely incredible place though! you really can't get an experience like this anywhere else, and while we both immediately poured the drinks out afterwards it's still a great souvenir :-) the MEOW WOLF exhibit in colorado (convergence station?) is amazing too! ❤❤❤

  • @ElSandwich777
    @ElSandwich777 Рік тому +45

    Managed to buy a Done and my personal favourite a Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiilk

  • @NoName......
    @NoName...... 11 місяців тому +27

    FINALLY! AFTER ALL THESE YEAR I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE *GENDER FLUID*!
    NOW I WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

  • @yesiamrussian
    @yesiamrussian 8 місяців тому +1

    "damn this genderfluid aint that ba-
    *scene cuts to man lying on the floor with the peter griffin pose with black liquid running down from his mouth and classical music playing in the background*

  • @SpagettiSpeltWrong
    @SpagettiSpeltWrong 8 місяців тому +1

    This the stuff you'd find in an abandoned grocery store in a dystopian horror game

  • @dragonslayer101
    @dragonslayer101 10 місяців тому +12

    I hope they have some gender solid. As a gender solid person myself.

  • @Thejigholeman
    @Thejigholeman 9 місяців тому +5

    Dr.Supervisor: 75% of the calories, 100% of the taste

  • @YakkoWarnerTower
    @YakkoWarnerTower 3 місяці тому

    Omega Mart is that kinda witty satirical supermarket that's an large American fave lol. 😂

  • @ErikPelyukhno
    @ErikPelyukhno 9 місяців тому

    This whole art exhibit is such a fantastic place, I had a wonderful time 🍄☺️

  • @禁-n8x
    @禁-n8x 9 місяців тому +4

    Trans rights 🏳️‍⚧️

  • @lorddampnut5275
    @lorddampnut5275 9 місяців тому +3

    Had to return the potatoes. Not enough small bits of metal I could choke on.

  • @FarmerDrew
    @FarmerDrew 5 місяців тому

    That's a good villain slogan
    "Will end on-contact"

  • @aroach7461
    @aroach7461 9 місяців тому +1

    These the types of products you see in the background of a cartoon show. 💀