I have the power of god and anime on my side - Blade & Sorcery Funny Compilation

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  • @Jamie_Holiday
    @Jamie_Holiday 4 роки тому +5520

    The first time Nano picked up a lightsaber and he looks for the children.
    He's already embracing the dark side

    • @Panant1
      @Panant1 4 роки тому +37

      He is

    • @Mom-yg1rt
      @Mom-yg1rt 4 роки тому +55

      not the younglings

    • @superspicy8740
      @superspicy8740 4 роки тому +55

      Master Nanowalker there’s to many of them what are we going to do?

    • @comradekenobi6908
      @comradekenobi6908 4 роки тому +58

      He literally butcher a little girl
      But I'm proud

    • @lololololy6303
      @lololololy6303 4 роки тому +20

      @@comradekenobi6908 *epicly takes highground* take that

  • @mtfcadet7569
    @mtfcadet7569 4 роки тому +803

    *Bends a man over*
    "You're going to face my justice"
    - Nano, out of context, 2020

  • @shallteargf5974
    @shallteargf5974 4 роки тому +1620

    Something about watching a grown man silently beat up yoda in vr is just amazing

    • @Meniscus6
      @Meniscus6 4 роки тому +39

      kick the baby

    • @RasEli03
      @RasEli03 4 роки тому +29

      @@Meniscus6 dont kick the 5000 year old

    • @anggaadandiputra8450
      @anggaadandiputra8450 4 роки тому +24

      @@RasEli03*kicks anyway*

    • @caseyb1346
      @caseyb1346 4 роки тому +9

      are you sure nano is a grown man?

    • @RasEli03
      @RasEli03 4 роки тому +8

      @@anggaadandiputra8450 baby yoda is finely dead

  • @ted5416
    @ted5416 4 роки тому +169

    13:10 he couldn’t get the sword so he just slaps him 😂😂

  • @frostycactus7057
    @frostycactus7057 4 роки тому +2724

    " They're coming master Anakin!" *lightsaber noises*

  • @Raipongai
    @Raipongai 4 роки тому +348

    14:20 remember when you said the boobs would be useless

  • @matheussantana998
    @matheussantana998 4 роки тому +602

    Nano: likely a psycopath.
    Nano's GF: WMD - Weapon of mass destruction.

    • @vexile12
      @vexile12 4 роки тому +53

      AWMD adorable weapon of mass destruction

    • @excalibur1251
      @excalibur1251 4 роки тому +7

      @@vexile12 Definitely

    • @alexnielson5379
      @alexnielson5379 4 роки тому +7

      Dude, no!
      She's a Woman of Mass Destruction.

    • @gpowerdragon9852
      @gpowerdragon9852 4 роки тому +2

      @Mitchell Hart 🤣🤣🤣 Maybe She looks Cute But turns thermonuclear tank once a little bit angry

    • @Mamba922
      @Mamba922 4 роки тому +1

      @@gpowerdragon9852 or plays blade and sorcery

  • @theitybitygamer5980
    @theitybitygamer5980 4 роки тому +97

    6:48
    Stormtrooper: we’re no match for this
    **proceeds to get yote into the wall**

  • @YaBoiJessy
    @YaBoiJessy 4 роки тому +1994

    The fact that Nanos gf is as funny as him is perfect 😂

  • @lilHamster9t7
    @lilHamster9t7 4 роки тому +34

    7:38
    “Hey! I’ll try *throwing myself onto the floor!* That’s a cool trick!”

  • @jamskimornik7287
    @jamskimornik7287 4 роки тому +2086

    How is nobody talking about him dancing with a CHILD COFFIN

  • @theman9494
    @theman9494 4 роки тому +11

    6:46
    "we're no match for this"
    That storm trooper is actually smart. It made me laugh so hard.

  • @RevTheSithLord
    @RevTheSithLord 4 роки тому +898

    "Is it possible to learn this power?" "No. I'm the Chosen One." Yes, that's how the quote goes. I guess Palpatine was jealous at this point and roles were reversed.

  • @rollingo8678
    @rollingo8678 4 роки тому +28

    6:19 I felt Nano’s disappointment that she didn’t finish that line correctly

  • @DehJarlorNoob
    @DehJarlorNoob 4 роки тому +344

    7:20 I got that surgery last year and this is very a accurate representation of the procedure. Nano is a surgeon confirmed

    • @BudKnight-gold
      @BudKnight-gold 3 роки тому +4

      Are you ok? You said it was accurate

    • @deaghostyt2217
      @deaghostyt2217 3 роки тому

      The worst it that this surgery actually exist lmao

    • @Real_Mick3y6
      @Real_Mick3y6 2 роки тому

      It is actually pretty much like that, they literally cut a hole in your eye and flip it open for those who don't know.

    • @user-jr4hb5mw5r
      @user-jr4hb5mw5r 2 роки тому

      If you said it wasn’t right you would face the jarls justice

  • @rachabibico5200
    @rachabibico5200 4 роки тому +32

    4:10 I can't stop laughing and replaying him kicking Lord Farquaad in the face

    • @spartanv0
      @spartanv0 4 роки тому +2

      I also thought that he looked like lord Farquaad

  • @Wargsy
    @Wargsy 4 роки тому +1388

    *Girlfriend increases breast size*
    And they say men are over sexualizing games? :doubts:

  • @Comedy_man562
    @Comedy_man562 2 роки тому +14

    8:52 that “I HATE YOU” just triggered some PTSD in me

    • @LeoEmber
      @LeoEmber 2 роки тому +2

      Are you scared of that scene

    • @Comedy_man562
      @Comedy_man562 2 роки тому +2

      @@LeoEmberum no it’s just because I’ve Star Wars episode 3 revenge of the Sith and I hate you is what anikan said to obi wan before anikan was burnt on mustafar

  • @Eric-bk6nm
    @Eric-bk6nm 4 роки тому +579

    "You should take up farming!"
    *FRYING PAN FLASHBACKS*

  • @StealthySpace7
    @StealthySpace7 4 роки тому +72

    8:22 this made me laugh so hard

  • @InbredTurtle
    @InbredTurtle 4 роки тому +232

    9:05 That Was Actually Awesome

  • @bendyhd8651
    @bendyhd8651 3 роки тому +33

    13:14 that slap was hilarious

    • @theemperor1782
      @theemperor1782 2 роки тому

      My mama when she tells me to do the dishes

  • @ebinecksdee9872
    @ebinecksdee9872 4 роки тому +44

    3:58 that little "I need that" is adorable

  • @martrijns7931
    @martrijns7931 4 роки тому +14

    7:44 Thank you Nano for this amazing cover of “Toss a coin to your witcher”

  • @sokushi2482
    @sokushi2482 4 роки тому +351

    damn the Mordhau voicelines xD

    • @MordekaiserEnjoyer
      @MordekaiserEnjoyer 4 роки тому +34

      WhErE iS tHe ReSt Of YoUr ArMy?

    • @bryan0x05
      @bryan0x05 4 роки тому +10

      @@MordekaiserEnjoyer I've seen bigger book clubs!

    • @samohtgamingpro4470
      @samohtgamingpro4470 4 роки тому +4

      @Kekistan Shitlord I think it's a mod

    • @sokushi2482
      @sokushi2482 4 роки тому +3

      @Kekistan Shitlord it's a mod, it's not the devs so it should be good

    • @heckaroni2001
      @heckaroni2001 4 роки тому +4

      Brano Raffay Ooh heello

  • @JoltYT1337
    @JoltYT1337 2 роки тому +8

    someone: you can't dance with a box and expect people to notice
    nano: 2:37

  • @jeeenyus4385
    @jeeenyus4385 4 роки тому +154

    9:30
    I believe the correct terminology is "Roadhouse"

  • @parasaurlolphusxd1440
    @parasaurlolphusxd1440 3 роки тому +8

    "Wow you are a lot more powerful than I expected"
    "*giggles* thank you"

  • @TheGretalian
    @TheGretalian 4 роки тому +126

    Who in the 1960s could have predicted such an amazing future was awaiting them

    • @DoctorNicolasGames
      @DoctorNicolasGames 4 роки тому +6

      I could. And I did. Read all about it in my book "How hindsight and a time machine made me the bestest human alive since forever"

    • @rodricbr
      @rodricbr 4 роки тому +3

      Wtf dude?

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 4 роки тому +1

      I'm sure they were watching it's career with great intrest

  • @bigv222
    @bigv222 4 роки тому +4

    6:25
    Nano: "is it possible to learn this power?"
    his gf: "no"
    Nano: *visibly disappointed bc she didnt do the meme* "oh ok"

  • @ironraccoon3536
    @ironraccoon3536 4 роки тому +230

    i like how when Nano's GF started playing she immediately turned the game into Jurassic Park: Trespasser.

    • @MasterofthisReality
      @MasterofthisReality 4 роки тому +12

      I wonder how many people actually get this joke

    • @Muster_Muckee_II
      @Muster_Muckee_II 4 роки тому +9

      @@MasterofthisReality That game had pretty cool ideas, all it needed was a tad more polish.

    • @apyr1439
      @apyr1439 4 роки тому +4

      @@Muster_Muckee_II Now it needs a VR remake

  • @K3nseiii
    @K3nseiii 4 роки тому +6

    1:20 “YOU SWING WELL, BUT MISS TERRIBLY!”

  • @antisimptrooper4635
    @antisimptrooper4635 4 роки тому +31

    5:57 Emperor Palpatine: I have found a new apprentice.

  • @AbstractTraitorHero
    @AbstractTraitorHero 4 роки тому +2

    Man, that fucking plate and the sword just gliding through it. Woman was utterly scammed, whoever sold that needs to be brought to damn justice.

  • @TheRangerNacho
    @TheRangerNacho 4 роки тому +86

    10:49 summary of Yoda vs Palpatine in episode III

  • @rmedina
    @rmedina 2 роки тому +2

    *sees lightsaber* “oh wow, alright where are the children?” Had me laughing 😂

  • @ceetothejay6811
    @ceetothejay6811 4 роки тому +10

    i love how they have Mordhau voicelines and Skyrim lines, its perfect

  • @Mothenjoyer420
    @Mothenjoyer420 4 роки тому +6

    6:20 was handled perfectly. Nano makes a star wars reference, and his gf doesnt get it. Instead of explaining, he just goes with it. *Perfect.*

  • @Emperor_Hood1994
    @Emperor_Hood1994 4 роки тому +118

    waTAAAH, ok then, on for a good start xD
    09:28 i love you so much for that moment, KICK TO DA FACE xD

  • @fakemidna
    @fakemidna 4 роки тому +23

    12:42 Here you can see how scientists discovered the wheel

  • @cebonvieuxjack
    @cebonvieuxjack 4 роки тому +43

    10:49 News : adults mugs old man in the park.

  • @S_Soulz
    @S_Soulz 4 роки тому +5

    9:03 is the most epic thing I have ever seen besides fighting a tank and harvester in generation zero

  • @SpicyDeddy
    @SpicyDeddy 4 роки тому +82

    6:23 perfect opportunity to say “not from a jedi”. that’s a L.

    • @ghostplayzbusters
      @ghostplayzbusters 4 роки тому +5

      Probably didn't get the joke nano was trying to make

  • @Mystica_Light
    @Mystica_Light 4 роки тому +3

    10:32 the guy is unphased and is still talking after brutally getting smacked in the face by nano's shield

  • @wadenjong4395
    @wadenjong4395 4 роки тому +41

    1:10 You know, I thought he was doing something _very_ wrong with the body...

  • @exewarrior1937
    @exewarrior1937 3 роки тому +5

    8:46 he'll be seeing that again when he plays RE8

  • @asher8843
    @asher8843 4 роки тому +86

    8:23 that was just hilarious

  • @Manpro1239
    @Manpro1239 3 роки тому +3

    Nano:has a girlfriend that plays with him
    Also Nano: I PROTECC MAI VIRGINITY

  • @n0tsparky
    @n0tsparky 4 роки тому +31

    10:49
    Leaked footage of yoda dying in the new Star Wars movie

  • @vexismo3834
    @vexismo3834 4 роки тому +10

    8:35 this moment killed me

  • @NTAD
    @NTAD 4 роки тому +94

    7:07 It's the little details :D

  • @andrewmiller2009
    @andrewmiller2009 4 роки тому +2

    Nano- "Parry this you filthy casual"
    Bot- "maybe" *Actually parrys the first shot to finish insult* "You should take up Farming"
    Had me dead 🚜
    4:34

  • @alanwestmoreland6152
    @alanwestmoreland6152 4 роки тому +54

    3:25 last moments of ki adi mundi in the battle of mygeeto, 40 bby

  • @BeardedBaldGuy87
    @BeardedBaldGuy87 4 роки тому +1

    This is some seriously funny content.
    SUBSCRIBED!

  • @schrodingersgat4344
    @schrodingersgat4344 4 роки тому +66

    Jarl,gonna' regret this.

  • @crimsonferret6258
    @crimsonferret6258 4 роки тому +2

    The way she kept shaking the saber at 6:13 made me lol

  • @michaelkrug661
    @michaelkrug661 4 роки тому +4

    Hey Nano, just wanted to say thanks for all the amazing content. Im an EMT in NYC aiding in the FEMA response to COVID, I’ve been binging your vids to help pass the time here. Love you man, you’re hilarious.

    • @thememer7039
      @thememer7039 4 роки тому +1

      Hey dude, Keep Up The Work. You Are The Hero Of These Times.

  • @AceOfBlackjack
    @AceOfBlackjack 4 роки тому +4

    6:59 she blocks bloody lasers! She is the chosen one!

  • @marmaladearmadillo
    @marmaladearmadillo 4 роки тому +17

    Agents of Shield Shotgun-Axe cameo at 4:36

  • @carlosdasilva2409
    @carlosdasilva2409 3 роки тому +2

    I like how Nano is sadic enough to kill a man with his own arrows and ask him how they work XD

  • @topicslp3782
    @topicslp3782 4 роки тому +268

    Thanks Nano for this Video, makes my day great again after a full day of headache.
    To become a time traveler like me visit Nano´s Patreon Page"

    • @kkiren1370
      @kkiren1370 4 роки тому +1

      Dude its just minute since it started

    • @traydrdev
      @traydrdev 4 роки тому +1

      How did you make this comment 21 hours ago when the video was uploaded a minute ago??

    • @billcounterstrike
      @billcounterstrike 4 роки тому +1

      @@traydrdev probably patreon supporter

    • @kkiren1370
      @kkiren1370 4 роки тому +2

      @@traydrdev Its Witchcraft

    • @lieutenantjustintime3762
      @lieutenantjustintime3762 4 роки тому +2

      Black magic

  • @chadgeary2653
    @chadgeary2653 4 роки тому +1

    Nano, shows a good amount of skill and understanding of gameplay mechanics. Nano's gf. Flailing about yet 500% more effective....

  • @frenchmonk94
    @frenchmonk94 4 роки тому +31

    6:19 - not from a Jedi :D

  • @idanchen4934
    @idanchen4934 3 роки тому +3

    11:09 now that is what i call "protection"

  • @whereipostmyclips7963
    @whereipostmyclips7963 4 роки тому +18

    11:37 I guess you could say it was her... Achilles heel?

  • @svetlanarozenbergiene4608
    @svetlanarozenbergiene4608 2 роки тому +1

    Nano: normal person
    Nano’s gf: b i g t i t i e s

  • @Johnny_Boy503
    @Johnny_Boy503 4 роки тому +14

    6:14 Just got Highgrounded on accident. Obi wan might have a flashback.

  • @Rorfwagen9916
    @Rorfwagen9916 4 роки тому +1

    3:48 I like how the others just walks away and know whats gonna happen to the poor lad that Nano grabbed.

  • @ronaldmcdonold5482
    @ronaldmcdonold5482 4 роки тому +31

    “I submit, take me to jail.”

  • @pwulm5285
    @pwulm5285 3 роки тому

    This is terrifying. It started out with wife beater simulator and turned into full blown psychopathic serial killer trainer.

  • @fridabintangnugraha2101
    @fridabintangnugraha2101 4 роки тому +294

    What is this game? Torture simulator?

    • @the_egg_
      @the_egg_ 4 роки тому +14

      Blade and sorcery

    • @SkoolConnor
      @SkoolConnor 4 роки тому +21

      @@the_egg_ I think it was a joke

    • @user-ck9lm6xi1o
      @user-ck9lm6xi1o 4 роки тому +35

      Sbrubblynuggets Don't be a dick. They're just an egg.

    • @rodricbr
      @rodricbr 4 роки тому +9

      @Rafael Suprayogi wtf

    • @ZackMathissa
      @ZackMathissa 4 роки тому +5

      @Rafael Suprayogi It would cost you literally nothing to type that. Perhaps it's true.

  • @deprezzed9034
    @deprezzed9034 4 роки тому +13

    8:34 LMAO I was laughing for 5 minutes straight

  • @mariusweber4990
    @mariusweber4990 4 роки тому +7

    "Thank you to all my patrons that allowed me to get some vive trackers!" First two things that happen are flexing in front of the mirror and kicking a woman on the ground in the head. I love oyu man hahaha

  • @sflnebula9001
    @sflnebula9001 4 роки тому +1

    I love how at 13:12 he slaps the guy in the back of the head just to take his sword 😂 it has me

  • @_hanz73
    @_hanz73 4 роки тому +39

    9:00 great now i want assassin's creed vr....

    • @lordofrims
      @lordofrims 4 роки тому +3

      Ssshhh don't feed the templars

    • @matthewyang2543
      @matthewyang2543 4 роки тому +3

      Though I think it will be hard to climb on walls and other things in a VR 😅

    • @flamingcat1101
      @flamingcat1101 4 роки тому

      @@matthewyang2543 saints and sinners and boneworks have made it possible

    • @xic908
      @xic908 4 роки тому

      @@matthewyang2543 you can climb in blade and sorcery, good practice for vr climbing

  • @sargentdornan8623
    @sargentdornan8623 3 роки тому

    8:33
    "Bro, watch out for any barrels."
    Task failed successfully

  • @birdie9808
    @birdie9808 4 роки тому +4

    “This is the new season of the mandalorian” got me good.

  • @thegamer3518
    @thegamer3518 3 роки тому +1

    Nano *picks up lightsaber*
    also Nano "where are the children".
    the fact that there actually was children I found hilarious.

  • @imveryhungry1132
    @imveryhungry1132 4 роки тому +21

    4:40 Agents Of Shield reference

  • @parkermitchell2089
    @parkermitchell2089 4 роки тому +1

    “ Hey you want to know how Jackie Chan asks for water? WATAHH “
    Nano , 2020

  • @The74t
    @The74t 4 роки тому +7

    >holding a man from behind as he's forcibly bent over a railing
    "You're gonna face my justice"
    Law and order SVU sounds

  • @PossumMedic
    @PossumMedic 4 роки тому +1

    Lmao this is exactly why VR was created!!! xD

  • @peanut6008
    @peanut6008 4 роки тому +6

    2:30 *being Anakin intesifies*

  • @AL-Doody
    @AL-Doody Рік тому

    I’m glad these soldiers have the sense of humour to laugh even when on the ground getting a pick embedded in their chest

  • @xennethsixx2838
    @xennethsixx2838 4 роки тому +4

    9:34 "You don't mess with the Zohan"

    • @Nanoytgaming
      @Nanoytgaming  4 роки тому +2

      Ahahah someone that remembers Zohan, what an amazing movie!

    • @xennethsixx2838
      @xennethsixx2838 4 роки тому +1

      @@Nanoytgaming That's all I could think of 😂

  • @siroescribano4872
    @siroescribano4872 4 роки тому +1

    8:34 he turned himself into a barrel. Funniest crap I’ve ever seen.

  • @infidelgames5007
    @infidelgames5007 4 роки тому +30

    Nano: Ew I got stuff on my spear
    Me: *cringing deeply* it's a Sparth Nano

    • @RasEli03
      @RasEli03 4 роки тому

      I was just at that part

    • @ellieblaber4243
      @ellieblaber4243 4 роки тому

      hate to be the person but its a voulge

    • @ryanreis5919
      @ryanreis5919 4 роки тому

      What's the difference ?

    • @ellieblaber4243
      @ellieblaber4243 4 роки тому +1

      @@ryanreis5919 from what i can tell a sparth seems much more axe like, whereas most voulges have the distinct double band that connects it to the haft and are generally longer

    • @ryanreis5919
      @ryanreis5919 4 роки тому

      @@ellieblaber4243 thanks for the explanation : )

  • @opalex44
    @opalex44 3 роки тому

    4:40
    Subscribers: Nano, is that a shotgun or an axe?
    Nano: Yes.

  • @joaoksx8317
    @joaoksx8317 4 роки тому +47

    2:30 Demonetization

  • @samuelgrant8732
    @samuelgrant8732 4 роки тому +2

    2:20 *"Calm down Anakin!" - Obi Wan*

  • @jawbreaker2524
    @jawbreaker2524 4 роки тому +6

    Nobody:
    Her gf in-game: the *t h i c c n e s s*

  • @maikutsukino4743
    @maikutsukino4743 3 роки тому

    I. Need. This. Game. Where has this been all my life? Your off the cuff comments are hilarious!

  • @kittiphodbest2943
    @kittiphodbest2943 4 роки тому +3

    Every charactor from telltale's games after they dodged an attack: 11:33

  • @psychoanimecore116
    @psychoanimecore116 4 роки тому

    Love how it pauses for a second at 4:12 then resumes, its not loading he actually paused it for a second XD

  • @vin9865
    @vin9865 4 роки тому +16

    the first thing that i see in the video, Nano with a shotgun, aiming at a men with only a sword... this will be are a good video 👀

  • @agerbudiman8686
    @agerbudiman8686 3 роки тому

    1:20 The man was laughing
    1:24 Nano : "who's laugh now?"

  • @laptopcat6673
    @laptopcat6673 4 роки тому +10

    1:30
    He just sacrificed a girl for me, I'd gladly take it

  • @thepreposterousnobody1503
    @thepreposterousnobody1503 3 роки тому

    They said great minds think alike...maybe thats why they are with each other thats nice

  • @my_temporary_name
    @my_temporary_name 4 роки тому +5

    This might get really useful when Paris riots aren't Paris riots anymore.

  • @bormix-is-poor
    @bormix-is-poor 2 роки тому +1

    Us: "Nano, is that a shotgun or an axe?"
    Nano: "YES"