Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #12

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  • @iipixel8607
    @iipixel8607 4 роки тому +2114

    Everyone talking about when Jessica took her belt off to whip the boys but nobody is talking about when she took that shoe off.
    *Scared Asian children noises*

  • @fmint
    @fmint 5 років тому +4858

    When she took her belt out 😂😂😂 You know it was about to go down 😂

    • @delmen8438
      @delmen8438 5 років тому +222

      She whipped it out fast too, so you know she was used to it.

    • @bianchang4278
      @bianchang4278 5 років тому +134

      When the belt comes out, and it’s the type of leather that is rough on the skin, you know blood is about to be shed...

    • @iJechRawr
      @iJechRawr 5 років тому +33

      #asianmoms lol

    • @Nightlady0228
      @Nightlady0228 5 років тому +53

      And then the shoe! It reminded me of my abuela and her chancla!

    • @brezze3431
      @brezze3431 5 років тому +12

      😂😂couldn't stop laugjing at that scene

  • @viviangomez1013
    @viviangomez1013 5 років тому +4242

    when she took the belt off the hispanic kid in me bolted

    • @kawtharbakhach5848
      @kawtharbakhach5848 5 років тому +47

      ^^^^^this

    • @flintjackson449
      @flintjackson449 5 років тому +128

      Bro I felt the same. That look she gave when she took the belt, was a crazy look.

    • @breakfastatdds670
      @breakfastatdds670 5 років тому +5

      So did I

    • @hoodie5320
      @hoodie5320 5 років тому +50

      The Asian kid in me flew out of the window the moment that belt showed up

    • @WCBProductions
      @WCBProductions 5 років тому +6

      The Greek in me shat itself

  • @seacucumber2837
    @seacucumber2837 3 роки тому +128

    "No! I don't trust Dave. His own father doesn't want to sleep there, why would you?"
    Damn Jessica you savage

  • @sukiwang495
    @sukiwang495 5 років тому +789

    Jessica seeing the positive, then being Jessica again.

  • @the1iguess
    @the1iguess 5 років тому +2987

    Honey is just lowkey annoying tryna prevent jessica from smacking em’, I really wanted her to say “you hit my belt with your bodies”

    • @chingizzhylkybayev8575
      @chingizzhylkybayev8575 5 років тому +242

      She is gonna get in trouble for hitting minors as an adult. Honey is just looking out for her.

    • @the1iguess
      @the1iguess 5 років тому +65

      Chingiz Zhylkybayev didnt she once hit a group of boys with her car? Just saying

    • @Beelzebubbly
      @Beelzebubbly 5 років тому +309

      @@the1iguess they hit her car with their bodies

    • @brycesolar8907
      @brycesolar8907 5 років тому +23

      B.S H I am fucking dead 💀😂😂

    • @Pootytangtang
      @Pootytangtang 5 років тому +7

      B.S H LOL I know what’s so hard to understand???

  • @SamuelEspera
    @SamuelEspera 5 років тому +377

    *“You will thanked me for not getting Pedophiled.”*

    • @farahanshaik8860
      @farahanshaik8860 3 роки тому

      Does that actually happen ?

    • @leena7961
      @leena7961 3 роки тому +19

      @@farahanshaik8860 my mom never let me sleepover when i was young for that reason so i guess it does

    • @jellybelly.
      @jellybelly. 3 роки тому +5

      @@leena7961 Oh my gosh same. I thought I was the only one.

    • @kiannakuang9476
      @kiannakuang9476 2 роки тому

      @@leena7961 SAMEEE I COULD NEVER GO BC OF THAT REASON

    • @IamtheMan1111
      @IamtheMan1111 3 місяці тому

      ​@@farahanshaik8860yes, especially if you are asian

  • @elmatador8857
    @elmatador8857 5 років тому +1623

    Is it wrong that I agree with a lot of Jessica's comments on parenting? "We're your parents we don't have to tell you anything... Plus I forgot." Lolol

    • @prg4647
      @prg4647 5 років тому +42

      I do too. Then again, Hispanics have the same belief in hard parenting

    • @eldon498
      @eldon498 5 років тому +51

      @@prg4647 At a certain point its counter productive. Once the kid is a teenager all you doing by intentionally hiding thing from them is building a lack of trust or hurting yourself by not mentioning some serious issue.

    • @annaoop8336
      @annaoop8336 5 років тому +2

      eldon498 i got a headache just from reading that

    • @puppz3347
      @puppz3347 4 роки тому +1

      @@eldon498 HA! no, that doesn't happen

    • @bettmo7494
      @bettmo7494 4 роки тому +5

      @@prg4647 in Norway we have something called "spanking law". Its illegal to hit your child

  • @thereisnosuchthingasabiasi80
    @thereisnosuchthingasabiasi80 5 років тому +588

    "Eclipse?!"

  • @peisenxu952
    @peisenxu952 4 роки тому +38

    The belt came off so smoothly. I can respect that.

  • @ventusxzephyr13
    @ventusxzephyr13 5 років тому +242

    A good friend holds you back, a great friend gives you an alibi

  • @eujihan3455
    @eujihan3455 5 років тому +937

    She should sue the teenagers for vandalizing her car.

    • @noobmaster1166
      @noobmaster1166 5 років тому +93

      It will cost her money which she hates

    • @eujihan3455
      @eujihan3455 5 років тому +18

      @@noobmaster1166 Then she should become a prosecutor herself x)

    • @mymagicloulou4394
      @mymagicloulou4394 5 років тому +37

      She should smack their parents for vandalizing her car. Kidding, i prefer report

    • @sionainnw1728
      @sionainnw1728 5 років тому +46

      I might be wrong, but they didn't really vandalize it, no? They just drew a dick in the dust of her car. You can just wipe it off, or wait for it to rain.

    • @hiba4573
      @hiba4573 5 років тому +19

      They only drew in the dust, it's not like they scratched it or painted on it. She wouldn't have a case for vandalism.

  • @kuryamtl
    @kuryamtl 5 років тому +480

    I would love to watch the show.. but for me it is all about Jessica. If they had a show centered on her I would watch it in a heartbeat

    • @chingizzhylkybayev8575
      @chingizzhylkybayev8575 5 років тому +30

      There is honestly only one interesting or funny character in this entire show. I guess there is also grandma but she gets no screentime.

    • @prg4647
      @prg4647 5 років тому +39

      90 percent of the show is around her character

    • @rosegreenstone7602
      @rosegreenstone7602 5 років тому +3

      She didn't want the show to be renewed for the new season.

  • @littleblizzard7591
    @littleblizzard7591 5 років тому +308

    Jessica’s fear of sleepovers is not unfounded. My next door neighbor was a secretary for a lawyer who practiced family law. He had many child abuse cases and 9 times out of 10 the first time the child was molested it was at a sleepover. It wasn’t just sleepovers with friends but sleepovers with relatives too. She doesn’t allow sleepovers at all and now we don’t either.

    • @LittleMissV
      @LittleMissV 5 років тому +16

      Little Blizzard well, I’m sold.

    • @mymagicloulou4394
      @mymagicloulou4394 5 років тому +5

      I wonder if her children is molested, she will come to smack molester instead

    • @PolliitoAle
      @PolliitoAle 5 років тому +37

      My parents didn't let me sleepover until they met and actually trusted the parent and always gave me the whole talk before about this topic. During my way through college, my sister was a lawyer in family law too and I was the babysitter of many of her workmates because they literally trusted no one else. I get it, many times at the beginning my sister would come crying, they see horrible stuff. I was actually sad to stop babysitting those children bc I cared for their well being and was afraid of other people who had them when they are this vulnerable

    • @littleblizzard7591
      @littleblizzard7591 5 років тому +5

      PolliitoAle I believe you. I hope they stay safe

    • @littleblizzard7591
      @littleblizzard7591 5 років тому +6

      jadeyes914 good. Keeping your babies safe is the most important thing in the whole world

  • @ah_plawie
    @ah_plawie 5 років тому +80

    Jessica...
    Fine.
    Jessica...
    Fine.
    Jessica...
    Louis... 😡

  • @juicetingaming6048
    @juicetingaming6048 4 роки тому +60

    Jessica: *literally about to kill the teens with brutality*
    Teens: lAuGhS

  • @ohraina
    @ohraina 5 років тому +747

    Honey, I swear...Just let Jessica whoop those kids' asses, like they all deserve.
    Also, thank you Random Clipz for the compilations. There aren't much fanmade fotb content on yt, so I appreciate your uploads even more :)

    • @1000guy1
      @1000guy1 5 років тому +3

      I wounder what thoses kids fathers are like

  • @BraidonAlan
    @BraidonAlan 5 років тому +175

    Tic Tacs to the FACE! TIC TACS

  • @celestekeen4837
    @celestekeen4837 5 років тому +33

    "TIC TACS IN YOUR FACE!" may possibly my new favorite Jessica quote

  • @NoodlesWithLipstick
    @NoodlesWithLipstick 3 роки тому +28

    2:54 “You will thank me when you don’t get pedophiles.” My Hispanic mom is like this with sleepovers too 😂

  • @purplecatinlove1900
    @purplecatinlove1900 5 років тому +298

    I love Jessica sometimes children that are not Discipline by their parent need to be disciplined by society

  • @nobirthday
    @nobirthday 2 роки тому +22

    Honey is such a good friend and honestly wonderful character. She's the bimbo we all strive to be

  • @watcherx2592
    @watcherx2592 5 років тому +89

    "Well thank you Mindy, and we will check back with you, in a few hours for an update.
    Wait Wha--"
    🤣

  • @elizabethcleckler5036
    @elizabethcleckler5036 5 років тому +39

    " don't get pepper in your eye ! "
    That's some good advice for life.

    • @marcux4722
      @marcux4722 2 роки тому

      I'm gonna put some dirt in ur eye

  • @eheird13ec
    @eheird13ec 4 роки тому +8

    She whipped out that belt faster than Pootie Tang

  • @TastyGamingQc
    @TastyGamingQc 5 років тому +44

    4:26
    Honey is such a good friend. Jessica comes to spy on ppl, she bring snacks. XD

  • @triciarose389
    @triciarose389 5 років тому +19

    “Looouuuiiissss” 😂😂

  • @munchies8688
    @munchies8688 5 років тому +43

    *time for some smacks*
    *pulls belt out*
    Shits about to go down 😂😂

  • @calhen7566
    @calhen7566 5 років тому +20

    Jessica and Honey are honestly one of the best friendship dynamics ever

  • @bungangero23
    @bungangero23 5 років тому +63

    It's a sting operation!!!!! It's Captain CJ of the New York City Police!!!
    Noine-noine!!!!

    • @DxvinderSingh1699
      @DxvinderSingh1699 5 років тому +3

      Neil Patrick Ambayec oh yes Brooklyn nine nine noice

  • @arielmillare9533
    @arielmillare9533 3 роки тому +4

    What cracks me up laughing is when honey pass her chips lol

  • @Cris-qn2ii
    @Cris-qn2ii 2 роки тому +4

    When Jessica thought the drawing in the dust of her car was a rocket ship XD

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 5 років тому +21

    Why isn't this on Netflix damnit!?

  • @ger5565
    @ger5565 4 роки тому +8

    I've never seen this show but after a few clips... I FREAKING LOVE JESSICA!!!!

  • @lms4712
    @lms4712 5 років тому +121

    4:16 This was me when my son moved out a month ago LMAO

    • @antonioyazzie4615
      @antonioyazzie4615 5 років тому +4

      This comment hit my heart.

    • @lms4712
      @lms4712 5 років тому +6

      @@antonioyazzie4615:-) My heart is still a little broke, But I wont let him know that. I try not to cry when he leaves after he visits me. It's rough being a mom lol.

    • @samlsd9711
      @samlsd9711 5 років тому +1

      You have a son who moved out? how old are you? 😳 you look too young

  • @mettaalways3583
    @mettaalways3583 2 роки тому +7

    As an Asian , I'm super proud of Jessica especially about the belt and shoe part ..

  • @mdrealtorchic
    @mdrealtorchic 3 роки тому +10

    “You will thank me when you don’t get pedophiled” 😂

  • @Sophia-hs7et
    @Sophia-hs7et 5 років тому +58

    4:09 and this is when I finally discover his name is louis

    • @Sophia-hs7et
      @Sophia-hs7et 3 роки тому

      OMG I'm rewatching this 2 years later and i don't remember it at all🤣 going on a FOTB binge rn

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 2 роки тому

      I need a laugh track there

  • @stephv717
    @stephv717 5 років тому +37

    These videos are the best.

  • @aliyahtolar7234
    @aliyahtolar7234 5 років тому +51

    broooo I cant with jessica

  • @fallenangelnevan829
    @fallenangelnevan829 5 років тому +4

    The belt part brought back lots and lots of bad memories with my parents' disciplining xD

    • @bubbliz1438
      @bubbliz1438 Рік тому

      GOOD thing Jess never hit her children

    • @thatgayqueen2826
      @thatgayqueen2826 Рік тому

      ​@@bubbliz1438 she sure did like to trick them though. Like when she made them wash the dishes by hand and had them put the dishes on the drying rack. The drying rack was their dish washer with tape over the buttons.

  • @kayedomingo9027
    @kayedomingo9027 5 років тому +8

    Your channel gives me life

  • @satvikamareedu9617
    @satvikamareedu9617 2 роки тому +1

    She took her belt off.......childhood flashbacks 😭

  • @br1ann88
    @br1ann88 4 роки тому +5

    “We’ll check in in a few hours”
    Reporter :
    “Wait wh-“

  • @searchingsunsets8807
    @searchingsunsets8807 4 роки тому +1

    the eclipse part 😭😭😭😭

  • @witheredflowerr6265
    @witheredflowerr6265 5 років тому +9

    Why is this just accurate representation of cultural lifestyles

  • @thechurchofsymmetra8247
    @thechurchofsymmetra8247 5 років тому +7

    When she whipped out the belt I got flashbacks

  • @Princessbyatch88
    @Princessbyatch88 4 роки тому +3

    Omg I remember the tic tac part. Got me laughing so hard!

  • @thayn4a
    @thayn4a 3 роки тому +2

    4:08 lmao

  • @ayush9791
    @ayush9791 5 років тому +441

    Who else was pissed off with Honey?

    • @saeedhussain4646
      @saeedhussain4646 5 років тому +4

      Ayu Thakur meeeee

    • @salmanalseemare9821
      @salmanalseemare9821 5 років тому +72

      To be honest she protected her the law or the d bags parents would favour the kids over Jessica specially since she isn't American as the kids

    • @ayush9791
      @ayush9791 5 років тому

      @@budani1473 True bro 😂

  • @dannya1209
    @dannya1209 5 років тому

    these are really putting me into the rabbit hole.

  • @ChipOmg
    @ChipOmg 3 роки тому +1

    its a rocketship 😂😂😂

  • @pakman54321
    @pakman54321 5 років тому +35

    The belt ultimate Asian/Eastern approach. It means serious and it works. Hence why become much better behaved

  • @carrieanderson132
    @carrieanderson132 5 років тому +4

    The part when she threw them tic tacs was to funny

  • @aiaistandley
    @aiaistandley 5 років тому +4

    The sleepover scene is so relateable. Oh, mom. 😂

  • @hisyammarzuqi55
    @hisyammarzuqi55 4 роки тому +1

    Eclipse.. I love that one

  • @patrickrad1735
    @patrickrad1735 10 місяців тому +1

    Great job 👏

  • @marybyrd8720
    @marybyrd8720 5 років тому +1

    The rocket one oh my God lmao

  • @bbeen40
    @bbeen40 4 роки тому +2

    The Mom in this show is amazing!

  • @hellomynameisjen
    @hellomynameisjen 5 років тому +1

    You’re in control not them!! 😂

  • @selenechan6137
    @selenechan6137 5 років тому +2

    “It a rocketship blasting from two balls of smoke!!!”

  • @patrickrad1735
    @patrickrad1735 10 місяців тому +1

    Biggest fan ever 😊

  • @sanjeshkumar6405
    @sanjeshkumar6405 3 роки тому +1

    " Eclipse! , oh " 😂

  • @Wolfsbane909
    @Wolfsbane909 Рік тому

    "its an rocket ship" 🤣

  • @mikyeediaz120
    @mikyeediaz120 5 років тому +45

    Because we're your parents. You tell us everything. We don't tell everything or we forgot.
    Lol

  • @amirasofea5551
    @amirasofea5551 4 роки тому +7

    the moment she took off her belt **shudder** 🥺

  • @AmorFati99
    @AmorFati99 5 років тому +4

    0:58 When your inner Robert Freeman kicks in.

  • @wolepyro9779
    @wolepyro9779 5 років тому +1

    I love her so much

  • @kokoro37
    @kokoro37 5 років тому +1

    Tictacs to the face!! 😂😂😂

  • @Justus924
    @Justus924 5 років тому +1

    Aww, tortoises are so cute~

  • @jdchy6181
    @jdchy6181 4 роки тому

    lmao the intense music that started playing when she glared at them they were so lucky honey was there i swear

  • @philippelim4958
    @philippelim4958 5 років тому +3

    The last one was so funny

  • @jollybluesky8537
    @jollybluesky8537 3 роки тому +1

    Jessica: pure inspiration

  • @silverskater558
    @silverskater558 4 роки тому +5

    Yeah...I’m with Jessica in disciplining those kids

  • @sophiayang1712
    @sophiayang1712 4 роки тому +1

    I have exact same see through shirt that Jessica wears at the end of the video.🥰

  • @danmatasa6648
    @danmatasa6648 5 років тому +1

    flawless took her belt off lol 😂

  • @rebeccaatkins2514
    @rebeccaatkins2514 4 роки тому +1

    I love how she said Louis at 4:09

  • @daywalker3735
    @daywalker3735 5 років тому +1

    Omg this show is hilarious

  • @leo-ys2ku
    @leo-ys2ku 5 років тому +2

    Rocket ship?! Hahaha

  • @jayseven9966
    @jayseven9966 3 роки тому

    I love all the 90s references.

  • @patrickrad1735
    @patrickrad1735 10 місяців тому +1

    Big fan

  • @1stfire_shadow
    @1stfire_shadow 3 роки тому +1

    “THIS IS HAPPENING!!”

  • @faton534
    @faton534 2 роки тому

    "I wouldn't joke about that, I saw that happened to a french boy in a documentary. Flew right in to the sun." 🤣🤣🤣

  • @beatricepelupessy9543
    @beatricepelupessy9543 5 років тому +1

    the secne where jessica said time for some smack it got me laughing so haaard

  • @laltanpuiacolney220
    @laltanpuiacolney220 4 роки тому

    Tictak attack..... 😂😂😂

  • @ancientelf08
    @ancientelf08 3 роки тому +1

    "Hey! Shut your mouth. Nobody cares what you have to say!" Wish I was still in school so I could say that to my classmates who always butts in when the teacher is talking

  • @Nathanielistrash
    @Nathanielistrash 5 років тому +1

    Flashbacks when that belt came off

  • @clarence_illust
    @clarence_illust 3 роки тому +3

    1:49 when your crush talks to you at school

  • @kasialee000
    @kasialee000 5 років тому

    “Eclipse!”

  • @tulala2479
    @tulala2479 5 років тому +5

    I like Nancy. She's so funny.

  • @vsinthalaphone5
    @vsinthalaphone5 5 років тому +3

    she whipped out the mf belt😂

  • @DoniTheOni
    @DoniTheOni 5 років тому

    I watched almost all of the seasons

  • @vanhunts6238
    @vanhunts6238 3 роки тому +1

    2:31 She says this like it’s some clever play on words when that’s literally just what “Drive-Thru” means.

  • @autumnsartain8429
    @autumnsartain8429 4 роки тому

    It's a rocket ship.

  • @br1ann88
    @br1ann88 4 роки тому +1

    2:45
    That cut was legendary.

  • @carolea1629
    @carolea1629 5 років тому +3

    Just realized the Good Morning Orlando host is captain CJ on Brooklyn Nine Nine!

  • @williambrown8695
    @williambrown8695 5 років тому +1

    Okay Jessica is everything.... Case closed

  • @cherryldiones9545
    @cherryldiones9545 3 роки тому

    When Jessica thought it was a Rocketship😂
    But the boys got lucky cuz hunny was there everyone was there 💀💀

  • @sarahyang777
    @sarahyang777 3 роки тому

    I remember my mom also not letting me do the SLEEPOVER PART OF THE SLEEPOVER! good times.

  • @SkilledIndividual1945
    @SkilledIndividual1945 6 місяців тому

    Dave’s father inspired the “my dad left to get the milk” thing