Fresh Off The Boat - Funny Moments #9

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  • @kawtharbakhach5848
    @kawtharbakhach5848 5 років тому +3430

    _if they wanna be actors so bad they should get used to being unemployed_

    • @Matthew-tj6rz
      @Matthew-tj6rz 4 роки тому +6

      Kawthar Bakhach 69 likes

    • @shivyasharma825
      @shivyasharma825 4 роки тому +12

      Facts

    • @moonyoongi9537
      @moonyoongi9537 4 роки тому +39

      this show's fourth wall breaks are genius. right up there with gumball, spongebob, and chowder.

    • @thanhphan2374
      @thanhphan2374 3 роки тому +6

      @@moonyoongi9537 how exactly is that line a fourth wall break though? Sorry I genuinely don't understand.

    • @VeryFairygirl14
      @VeryFairygirl14 3 роки тому +4

      Savage

  • @DigitalNuggets
    @DigitalNuggets 5 років тому +10071

    "You think they're going to put two Chinese boys in TV?" **Cuts to two Chinese boys that are actually on TV**

    • @dalenetstephanus9871
      @dalenetstephanus9871 5 років тому +200

      Loved it. So smart!

    • @s2Capacidade2s
      @s2Capacidade2s 5 років тому +148

      thatsthejoke.jpg

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 5 років тому +49

      I wish one of her sons were girls. Technically they should have put Ian Chen in a wig to play as their daughter, Erica.

    • @SkidmoreTx
      @SkidmoreTx 5 років тому +5

      I didn’t catch on that 😂

    • @DelliumM8
      @DelliumM8 5 років тому +9

      Omg I read this at the same time it was happening on the video

  • @jasonle520
    @jasonle520 5 років тому +7384

    You skipped the best line from that episode “We already have after school activities, they’re called jobs.” -Jessica

    • @mymagicloulou4394
      @mymagicloulou4394 5 років тому +166

      That's what i wanna say to every annoying teachers who just interfering our lives : we got job to do.

    • @SYDAirlineEnthusiast
      @SYDAirlineEnthusiast 5 років тому +14

      Jobs can happen morning. I remember towards the end of my junior year in college, I had to work nine hour shifts over the weekdays in fast food. 6 am-3 pm shifts. Opening was a pain in the ass as you had to do the whole setup in under an hour when it was just you and some other coworker alone.

    • @bookwormidaho321
      @bookwormidaho321 4 роки тому +50

      My mother says that outright to all of my siblings teachers who pressure them into volunteering. Both folks work 12+ hours per shifts and even had to send me, the older sibling, into parent teacher meetings when they couldn’t come. My mother always says “ the only way I’m willing to come to these during my busy schedule is if it is in any attendance guidelines or if I’m able to shell out money for a private school education”. I get that educators want parents more involved in kids education and I respect that, but don’t go making parents feel like crap when they can’t volunteer or donate money at all. Hardly any parent can survive on a single income these days.

    • @sara1coco
      @sara1coco 4 роки тому +25

      @@bookwormidaho321 tbvh I am quite surprised this is even a thing in America, knowing my mother she would've said "it's your job, not mine. you get payed for it and have 4 months of vacation" and left.

    • @riribiah1277
      @riribiah1277 4 роки тому +12

      @@sara1coco so very true. So the teachers THINK the parents have no life besides taking care of kids? Also I've been to a school where the school makes the parents compete against each other of who's the best parent... Like the f%*k. I'm the oldest as well, so I would constantly have to go and talk to the teachers and staff about my younger siblings.

  • @meepmeep749
    @meepmeep749 4 роки тому +1321

    The best part about this is probably that if the dad had been in charge of the play and the mom had been hosting basketball you know they would've done well.

    • @raima6877
      @raima6877 2 роки тому +32

      Fr 😂

    • @justbamsy9285
      @justbamsy9285 2 роки тому +1

      .ehcuod a gnieb pots dluow hcaoc rehto taht fi osla tuB .gnorw ton ruoy ,naem I

  • @scikick
    @scikick 5 років тому +7182

    "They need to get used to being unemployed!" SAVAGE!!

  • @munchies8688
    @munchies8688 5 років тому +2799

    "woof woof"
    "meow"
    *AW HELLL NA*

  • @j5803
    @j5803 5 років тому +4732

    but when she died SHE WAS FLYING FIRST CLASS

  • @ninidear2424
    @ninidear2424 5 років тому +2975

    “Why are you dressed like Chun Li from Street Fighter?”
    I mean..why wouldn’t you? Chun Li is superior

    • @karismcconnellcoulsonlives7898
      @karismcconnellcoulsonlives7898 5 років тому +39

      Chun Li rules. She really does.

    • @PsyQoBoy
      @PsyQoBoy 5 років тому +16

      I can really see her tummy in that Chun li costume, funny how she was trying to cover it with that dish she was holding.

    • @ninidear2424
      @ninidear2424 5 років тому +3

      Karis McConnell She's a queen

    • @ninidear2424
      @ninidear2424 5 років тому +2

      PsyQoBoy Oof😂😂

    • @tibblesss
      @tibblesss 5 років тому +1

      yeah everyone else is beta

  • @janesalminnavarro1644
    @janesalminnavarro1644 5 років тому +1889

    "China, the birthplace of kung fu, china, the gunpowder, the compass, gambling. CHINA! CHINA! CHINA!" *proceeds to get chicken feet* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @jinxiejae
      @jinxiejae 4 роки тому +8

      Pasta ...china

    • @PracticaProphetica
      @PracticaProphetica 3 роки тому +8

      @Erasing The Future We never ate them (I'm not Chinese), but when I was young, I took one to school and pulled on the tendons to make the claw open and close. Freaked out the girls!

    • @LandShades
      @LandShades 3 роки тому +5

      Chicken feet tastes amazing

    • @Rocken2023
      @Rocken2023 3 роки тому

      gambling!haha~yeah! That's fxxking China! 😂

    • @Ella-gb7no
      @Ella-gb7no 2 роки тому

      @@LandShades yesss like the ones from dim sum

  • @kevlob1525
    @kevlob1525 5 років тому +1056

    "Brian?" "Topanga?" Lmfaooo
    The ending tho 😂😂😂

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому +11

      How did that turn out?

    • @mrgoober8805
      @mrgoober8805 3 роки тому +12

      @@priscillajimenez27 like the fourteen other boyfriend she had. In heartbreak. She a player.

    • @ori407
      @ori407 2 роки тому +1

      ay Translate this

  • @L1L0
    @L1L0 5 років тому +1680

    -You're not going to be actors. You think they're going to put two Chinese boys in TV?
    * kids look into the camera like in The Office *

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 5 років тому +393

    “Janet Yi isn’t dead...”
    “WELL SOMEONE IS!!”

  • @hirozuki
    @hirozuki 5 років тому +1582

    "Eddie, what's Buddhism? Orange chicken! "

    • @Tiffany-yc1su
      @Tiffany-yc1su 5 років тому

      Randoxx T nope they aren’t (also I just realized this comment was from a month ago)

    • @Tiffany-yc1su
      @Tiffany-yc1su 5 років тому

      Randoxx T yeah they’re playing Buddhist Chinese

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 4 роки тому +6

      HERO-ZUKI LMFAO!!!!!!!!! That was my favorite part. Her delivery was on point!!!

  • @ArobR-gu9fn
    @ArobR-gu9fn 5 років тому +367

    “Eddies what’s Buddhism”
    “Oraangee Chicken”

  • @stacy2550
    @stacy2550 5 років тому +2002

    A white African where's our Chinese Jamaican lmaoo

    • @isuekegrayham
      @isuekegrayham 5 років тому +69

      Lol there really are Chinese Jamaican

    • @sayrv7394
      @sayrv7394 5 років тому +50

      @@isuekegrayham as there are white Africans

    • @Laikenwilliams
      @Laikenwilliams 5 років тому +49

      As a Jamaican mixed with Chinese.... I HAVE MIXED FEELINGS ABOUT THIS

    • @zeytelaloi
      @zeytelaloi 5 років тому +4

      Like Tyson Beckford.
      en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chinese_Jamaicans

    • @CherryBlossomChaos
      @CherryBlossomChaos 5 років тому +3

      Laiken williams You really talented at art

  • @toukyang4457
    @toukyang4457 4 роки тому +482

    And Janet yee had three horses, graduated in Harvard to become an assistant DA, and ultimately...she died in a plane crash.....BUT WHEN SHE DIED, SHE WAS FLYING FIRST CLASS
    👏LIKE A BOSS👏

  • @kerrysun2647
    @kerrysun2647 5 років тому +333

    That grandma is dope.

  • @123haninhk
    @123haninhk 5 років тому +4023

    American schools demand their parents to participate? Ugh.

    • @clarekoesters3031
      @clarekoesters3031 5 років тому +626

      123haninhk No, it’s a joke. They are exaggerating because of the pressure put on parents to volunteer in some areas but it’s not compulsory.

    • @1914buttercup
      @1914buttercup 5 років тому +16

      My middle school dis

    • @gregoryrodriguez5621
      @gregoryrodriguez5621 5 років тому +20

      Not in Nyc

    • @kylieburg942
      @kylieburg942 5 років тому +90

      No they don’t. I don’t think it happens anywhere in America, just in some small parts. The schools just put out the options and if you don’t want to participate you don’t have to.

    • @IDiggPattyMayonnaise
      @IDiggPattyMayonnaise 5 років тому +46

      Kylie Burg How could you possibly say no where in America did. My grade school did. My family were the only Asians in a white suburb and much like the show my parents hated participating.

  • @yongamer
    @yongamer 4 роки тому +152

    "If they want to become an actor, they should get used to be unemployed."
    😂

  • @ellamills4978
    @ellamills4978 5 років тому +272

    "When she died she was in first class, thats the boss!!!" total mood

  • @zerofox641
    @zerofox641 5 років тому +148

    “No that’s how we end up with grandkids named Bitsy!!”

  • @ransherman1611
    @ransherman1611 5 років тому +919

    the first scene represents an annoying yet sadly realistic case. there are schools who are like that, do they know what the words "volunteer" and "donate" means?

    • @mymagicloulou4394
      @mymagicloulou4394 4 роки тому +46

      Ran Sherman volunteer means I do hardwork without paid. Donate means I waste my money on worthless things.

    • @carlosdaudt88
      @carlosdaudt88 4 роки тому

      Ran Sherman

  • @cebonobetsiki8101
    @cebonobetsiki8101 4 роки тому +59

    "Acting: A cautionary tale" 😂😂😂

  • @bellszhou1307
    @bellszhou1307 5 років тому +382

    The irony tho, in "You're not going to be actors. You think they're going to put two Chinese boys in TV? "

    • @lenilav
      @lenilav 5 років тому +2

      @@JustSimpleJenny Well in China there is plenty of Chinese boy's on TV.

    • @alexanderchristopher6237
      @alexanderchristopher6237 4 роки тому +1

      Lena Lav well, aren’t you a bright one?

    • @steflondon88
      @steflondon88 4 роки тому +2

      pretty sure that was on purpose.

    • @Ky0Mii
      @Ky0Mii 3 роки тому +2

      Yeh it was a meta joke.

    • @jonathanng138
      @jonathanng138 3 роки тому

      @@lenilav fck me I hate running man

  • @lrrfromomicronpersei8230
    @lrrfromomicronpersei8230 5 років тому +371

    -Just do it-
    *JUST MADE IT!!* *CHINA*

    • @NapoleonAquila
      @NapoleonAquila 5 років тому

      Fuck commies

    • @donkeykong4983
      @donkeykong4983 4 роки тому +1

      Madina Pinkerton lol

    • @bound2646
      @bound2646 4 роки тому +2

      China is proud of the their labors getting deprived in sweat factories. Lol jokes

  • @lyzcabrera5216
    @lyzcabrera5216 2 роки тому +20

    “You can donate money”
    “How do we volunteer?”
    Literally my Mexican mom ✋🏽😭

  • @StaticImpulse21
    @StaticImpulse21 5 років тому +213

    I don’t think it was their intent when the show originally started but the mom definitely took over as the main attraction of the show hahaha she’s hilarious. I bet they started writing her in way more than she originally was supposed to be

    • @kh884488
      @kh884488 2 роки тому +28

      Jessica steals the show. She's a complete control freak, but she's hilarious.

    • @roxane7374
      @roxane7374 Рік тому +11

      @@kh884488 and hot

  • @jamesge3813
    @jamesge3813 5 років тому +250

    3:33 "Wow! Two shooting stars!"
    Took me like 5 minutes of replaying that to remotely understand her

    • @uttie4795
      @uttie4795 5 років тому +6

      James Ge I thought she said "Two twinning stars" lol

    • @priscillajimenez27
      @priscillajimenez27 4 роки тому

      Why didn't she just have a role with no lines?

  • @steflondon88
    @steflondon88 4 роки тому +50

    "JUST DO IT?!" - "JUST MADE IT" ... LOL, these writers are awesome.

  • @omegacon4
    @omegacon4 5 років тому +89

    "China! China! China!" is right up there with "China numbah one!" while playing PUBG.

  • @TwistedAdventures42
    @TwistedAdventures42 3 роки тому +76

    I love Constance Wu! She's so good at everything she does!

  • @Fishroads
    @Fishroads 5 років тому +541

    CHINA CHINA CHINA, laughed so hard

  • @skojaare
    @skojaare 4 роки тому +81

    "Janet didn't die"
    "WELL SOMEONE DID"
    True very true

  • @erisa8407
    @erisa8407 3 роки тому +38

    "When she died she was flying FIRST CLASS! THAT'S A BOSS!!" SKSKSKSKSKSSKSKS CONSTANCE OMF 😩🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @honey7565
    @honey7565 5 років тому +74

    "eddie what's buddhism?"
    "orange chicken"

  • @thatguy5000
    @thatguy5000 5 років тому +39

    “Ah hell no” that gets me so much 😂😂

  • @rio-iw6hr
    @rio-iw6hr 5 років тому +59

    8:04 HAD ME LAUGHING OUT LOUD OMG THAT WAS HILARIOUS

  • @bakedflan2155
    @bakedflan2155 3 роки тому +13

    “That’s how you end up with grandkids named Betsy.” 😂

  • @Chocolate-gb2zk
    @Chocolate-gb2zk 5 років тому +19

    The ending when the kid and the grandma was talking had me weak😭😭

  • @ForeverSweetx3
    @ForeverSweetx3 5 років тому +87

    Jessica is a crazy! So relatable. 😭 Wish I could find a Louis. 😊

  • @fme008
    @fme008 3 роки тому +8

    1:07 the kid in the background holding 2 basketballs on his chest... 😂😂😂

  • @sarkramer9672
    @sarkramer9672 3 роки тому +26

    It makes me happy to see Jimmy Woo has a family outside of Westview, New Jersey

  • @kilianbelahcene1712
    @kilianbelahcene1712 5 років тому +23

    2:11 that was the most adorable thing I have ever seen

  • @ItsThomasGabriel
    @ItsThomasGabriel 5 років тому +14

    Evan's scream when he saw the chicken feet 😂

  • @Thomas-if7te
    @Thomas-if7te 5 років тому +6

    All the scenes with the girl with the lisp are amazing 😂

  • @jarrettwhipple8141
    @jarrettwhipple8141 5 років тому +19

    “This is Topanga”😂

  • @pershop4950
    @pershop4950 3 роки тому +12

    Every episode has so many funny moments.

  • @kaylapham2170
    @kaylapham2170 5 років тому +173

    This is Topanga🤣

  • @thecollectivegamer3600
    @thecollectivegamer3600 3 роки тому +4

    5:24 CHINA CHINA CHINA! She goes from pure chonese rage to the perfect chinese mom in less than a second 🤣

  • @dfdddfressd
    @dfdddfressd 4 роки тому +14

    “If they want to be actors so bad they have to get used to being unemployed”
    DAMN

  • @whoisyouranime
    @whoisyouranime 3 роки тому +8

    5:29 The kids reaction to chicken feet is hilarious.

  • @mr.mrs.hc-r5814
    @mr.mrs.hc-r5814 3 роки тому +7

    But the way she died was in first-class like a BOSS! Jena Yee didn't die. I know someone did!!🤣🤣🤣

  • @miyachinen2366
    @miyachinen2366 2 роки тому +9

    All l’m doing is admiring the mum’s hair 😂

  • @martinacosta3821
    @martinacosta3821 5 років тому +60

    ok, that last part was hilarious

  • @Briguy1027
    @Briguy1027 5 років тому +159

    Heh, she's hot dressed like Chun Li from Street Fighter.

  • @danmatasa6648
    @danmatasa6648 5 років тому +7

    “shoes in the house from
    now on” 😂

  • @uglyography.
    @uglyography. 4 роки тому +7

    "It's what you haven't do" *scaredly confused face*

  • @hmayat.3389
    @hmayat.3389 4 роки тому +48

    Just do it.
    Just MADE IT...IN CHINA
    lol I remember 90% of the products I bought

  • @tongandeathgrip901
    @tongandeathgrip901 5 років тому +17

    That Chun li part, so pretty

  • @taehyfilter7889
    @taehyfilter7889 3 роки тому +5

    omg the ending tho.. ryan and the grandma 🤣🤣 the grandma is my favorite!

  • @Lxser-kk8ej
    @Lxser-kk8ej 3 роки тому +8

    Jessica: *drops Mac and cheese with bacon bits
    Me: YOU DID NOT -

  •  5 років тому +9

    0:33 fourth wall break!

  • @tomaf
    @tomaf 5 років тому +21

    They also had a bit about macaroni and cheese on "Crazy Rich Asians"

  • @alyssechen4745
    @alyssechen4745 4 роки тому +9

    Constance, my forever favorite😂

  • @smeminem1258
    @smeminem1258 5 років тому +9

    7:52 the kid low-key flexed sweatshops

  • @user-zx5js1xc1l
    @user-zx5js1xc1l 2 роки тому +9

    We need this show back

  • @williamkailantrophy7879
    @williamkailantrophy7879 5 років тому +9

    And Janet Yee had 3 horses and she went to Harvard and became an assistant DA and ultimately she died in a plane crash but when she died, SHE WAS FLYING FIRST CLASS LIKE. A. BOSS!

  • @mrcleanxreader9390
    @mrcleanxreader9390 5 років тому +12

    3:32 To those wondering what she said, she said "Whoa! 2 shooting stars!"

  • @Twelve_Thirteen1213
    @Twelve_Thirteen1213 3 роки тому +3

    "Acting"
    something that doesnt require preparation and hardwork...
    LMAO 😂😂

  • @fwaakUmean
    @fwaakUmean 2 роки тому +2

    What did she said..?
    "Nobody knows"
    😂😄

  • @denistuohy2535
    @denistuohy2535 Рік тому +2

    6:21 best part of the series
    “0range chickkkken”

  • @JasonDelarosa2000
    @JasonDelarosa2000 3 роки тому +3

    This would be a *PERFECT* addition to Disney Channel's nighttime block!

  • @random_commenter6904
    @random_commenter6904 3 роки тому +4

    Louis: SHOES IN THE HOUSE
    Me: *holding a baseball bat* take off your shoes now

  • @ao7521
    @ao7521 3 роки тому +6

    when jessica started with the glitter horse i honestly felt emotional

  • @zephaniahdejene1746
    @zephaniahdejene1746 2 роки тому +2

    "Using every part of a chicken like a meat wizard"
    African mom's: allow us to introduce our selfs.

  • @bettygreenhansen
    @bettygreenhansen 4 роки тому +5

    @ 2:39 “and the clitoris”
    😂😂😂

  • @DanleyNuksGoneFishn
    @DanleyNuksGoneFishn 3 роки тому +3

    0:32 watching this on TV was gold

  • @jamesgaming3262
    @jamesgaming3262 2 роки тому +5

    1:15 anyone catch that he holds the whistle differently

  • @ravenrhyme4783
    @ravenrhyme4783 5 років тому +7

    "Oh, hell, no!" Haha love that

  • @doungbunhak5154
    @doungbunhak5154 3 роки тому +3

    Oh man the mom is funniest one ever🤣🤣.

  • @Miumiu0404
    @Miumiu0404 5 років тому +5

    5:30 omg Evan’s scream 😂 😂 😂

  • @ebonyloveivory
    @ebonyloveivory 4 роки тому +10

    Honestly it was the school's fault for getting Jessica involved hahahahaha they would have one less problem lmaooooo

  • @arnavjoshi5913
    @arnavjoshi5913 4 роки тому +5

    I had a violent full body reaction to the sight of perfectly good Mac and cheese on the floor

    • @pershop4950
      @pershop4950 3 роки тому +1

      I was focused on that one mac that landed on her feet.

  • @jimmyprantalos6482
    @jimmyprantalos6482 3 роки тому +15

    hands down one of the best shows of the 21st century. top 5. The mom and Grandmom make the show

  • @darealstarz
    @darealstarz 4 роки тому +3

    „I‘m just a chipwich eating american couch lady.“ I love her!

  • @FMRA46
    @FMRA46 4 роки тому +6

    No, that's how we end up with a granddaughter named bitsy. This woman in a legend🤣

  • @user-sf1pf3vg6b
    @user-sf1pf3vg6b 5 років тому +6

    Unicorn girl with lisp: Wow 2 shooting stars

  • @Thomas-if7te
    @Thomas-if7te 5 років тому +7

    “Jamaican me dinner”

  • @selenaromanoff6302
    @selenaromanoff6302 3 роки тому +5

    0:46 my mom's reaction to a really boring and childish dance that my teacher made up so we can perform it for the winter concert

  • @kanishkaxagarwal
    @kanishkaxagarwal 5 років тому +4

    I love how petty Jessica is

  • @Goosebumps657-qe3hq
    @Goosebumps657-qe3hq Місяць тому +1

    5:16 😂😂😂😂this whole scene cracks me up

  • @juicetingaming6048
    @juicetingaming6048 4 роки тому +13

    Did Jessica just refer “girls” as “horses”
    Wow This show is so specific!

  • @Zhane-ce7nj
    @Zhane-ce7nj 5 років тому +1

    Omg I have to watch this show. This shot is hilarious!

  • @rogermartinez649
    @rogermartinez649 3 роки тому +1

    "Just do it. Just made it" lol

  • @elsavillarreal7952
    @elsavillarreal7952 5 років тому +3

    So mean!! " I am sowry!" "You see what I have to work with"

  • @ms.rstake_1211
    @ms.rstake_1211 5 років тому +2

    I want to keep away, hug and high-five this woman... At the same time!

  • @HP-zs1ch
    @HP-zs1ch 5 років тому +2

    The end...hilarious 🤣

  • @shadowfrost-kz5vo
    @shadowfrost-kz5vo 5 років тому +8

    anytime jessica says "aw heyallll NO"

  • @markcraven8386
    @markcraven8386 3 роки тому +3

    Love this show. Too funny.

  • @r.b_7875
    @r.b_7875 5 років тому +6

    The ending ohmagod 😂😂😂😂😂