All the aliens in the room: how did you beat it so quickly!? what sorcery did you use!? Humans: no sorcery, we play this stuff all the time in a videogame called Stellaris. Aliens: a... videogame...? not a simulation...? Humans: well it is a simulated universe, but its a videogame, for all ages, not just the military. Aliens: whuah... Humans: in fact they just released their 200th dlc last month for their 3rd remake, the original game was way back in the 21st century and they've been at it ever since. Aliens: **stunned silence** Humans: you should try it out, its quite fun actually, and its even having a massive sale later this winter. Aliens: ... where... where can i buy this game...? And so over the course of a few months Paradox Galactic Ltd. made an unimaginable fortune selling a videogame to members of the Galactic Federation and unknowingly started a paradigm shift of unprecedented proportions, revolutionizing galactic politics and warfare for generations.
Shortly after, the descendant of Sid Meyer begins sale of Sim City X. Electronic Arts releases Age of Empires VII. Romance of the Three Kingdoms comes out with it's XXX version.
This is definitely one of the better ones I’ve seen. It’s well told and not redundant, not to mention a story that doesn’t follow the same narrative as twenty other stories. Well done 👍
I didn't need two different explanations of how they did it, and this is 17 minutes in. If the story ended with their initial victory it wouldn't be redundant.
@czinn327 I came here to comment tve same thing - also the "various appendages doing various things" mentions come in a bit too thick. Could have been 10 minutes shorter, easily. Better than many, but still too much repetition.
@@joelceda3500 It is the commercials, which interrupt the narrative and require a brief recapitulation of the story. When presented without them, it is VERY repetitive. There is a reason why television is called COMMERCIAL!
I am suprised one of the human cadets didn't point out to the Admiral .. "The only glorious thing about a final stand is the amount of dead bodies rotting under the sun in the aftermath. And the only real honor in warfare is not letting the other guy stand over your corpse."
Let your opponent persist in their missteps, as each one advances your advantage. Sometimes, the very preparations they make reveal a deeper miscalculation. History, such as the ill-fated Gallipoli campaign in the First World War, shows how costly poor planning can be. Attempting to hold a vulnerable beachhead under relentless attack became a logistical quagmire-one that Sun Tzu would have recognized as the folly of ignoring terrain and supply lines. Sun Tzu, The Art of War. Sometimes, a flawed preparation can be detrimental from the outset. In such cases, it may be wise to refrain from interfering and, if possible, assist your adversary. For instance, a commander aware of an impending attack can fortify defenses while allowing the enemy to prepare without obstruction. The Battle of Kursk serves as a prime example: the Soviet Army was aware of the German plans yet concealed this knowledge, allowing the enemy’s extensive preparations to ultimately lead to their own defeat.
These aliens remind me of the British when they were in their fight like gentlemen phase, and scoffed at gorilla warfare tactics being ungentlemanly like behavior. In war, if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying. Play to win.
There was never such a phase. They kicked Napoleon out of Spain with guerilla tactics, at the height of that phase that never was, for example. It's just over a century of propaganda.
"Remember, If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck." Sun Tzu, probably (It's actually "attributed" to Steinbeck John but don't worry about it)
mind you that was coming from a military that fought wars with civilized powers in ways to prevent larger unneeded destruction. They relearned that with barbarians you can't treat them like civilized people. Just like how the US only fights fair now. No nukes, no warcrimes, and always with restraint. You be civilized until the enemy prove not to be.
@avroarchitect1793 Well, they did exercise restraint, practically with their hands tied behind their back in Nam thanks to politicians setting ridiculous rules that the US military had to follow but not the enemy. There's rules that are generally common sense, then there's rules set by politicians not putting their life on the line who have no clue.
@@erikwilliam1254 yup. Part of the reason Desert Storm was so successful was because it happened too fast for the politicians to get involved and fuck it up.
That remind me of early computer gaming turnament, where 2 guys from Quebec(Canada) won against Corean early pro players. About 30 years ago, even before the internet, strategies and guides for games started to appear, like min-maxing, power-leveling, and others... When i was young, we learned the hard way, but when i went to high-school, guides to speed reading and others practices began to be more widespread. I beleive, those faster ways of learning were kept secret for a long time, because if your student-competitor learn it, eventually the standards will goes up, and you will have to work harder or even smarter to get even good grades.
As the galactic federations goes to prepare for quicker simulations, Jenkins looks at the admiral. A tell tale sign of something deeper behind those bright green eyes, the sweet smile fading. Jenkins voice hardens, more than it has ever in the presence of the admiral. “I must inform you, Admiral. Humans, by our own standards, are not adults until we come to the age of 17 year earths.” A joyful mask of the cadets all drop, all of them staring at the admiral. Jenkins continues, “I am 17 years old. Chen is 16. We are still children in our respective deathward. We are cadets. We have yet to graduate. We lead no armies. We make no decisions because we have not earned that respect.” Jenkin’s curly mop of red hair bounces slightly as she smiles a wide smile loosing that darkness behind the smiles that the cadets all now share. A moment of realization as the Admiral heard and understood, he being the only one paying attention. For several moments he watched the children of a species that had just taken over the entire galaxy playfully work with the controls setting up for another simulation. The admiral was brought back to reality as the hologram came online. Though lines were set, though spaces were designated, within the vastness of his mind’s eye he could only see green. He understood. This was not a human plea to join the federation, this was a calculated display of ability. The admiral stood there staring at the hologram, for the first time in his adult life, he felt fear.
Ritualistic warfare? That was once tried on Earth, until the invaders used the think outside the box method of fighting. All plans look good on paper, until they meet the opposition who haven't seen the plans and do something contrary to the plans.
I like how they were beating around the bush about it, but one thing they need to understand is...this was merely a simulation, now imagine actual warfare. If your going to stick to your traditions during warfare, then you best be prepared for the way humans fight. Any laws made about breaking traditions of warfare won't matter, when the breaker of those laws are now in command.
After hearing multiple of these kinds of stories, my though would be after a decade or two, humans would become the galactic military leaders, with humans as the special forces and other species for more generalized conflicts.
not even the AI reader is immune to the influence of cadet Jenkins and crew … punctuated by having a stroke mid sentence right after speaking about the aspect of psychological operations 17:42
I forgot to add...plan for your plans not to work! Plan for the worst-case scenario, add the impossible, and then when it all goes a$$ up - you're ready to adapt.
Sun Tzu would be proud too. Sorry, can't leave on of the 'founding fathers' out. And Major General John Frederick Charles Fuller: Fuller was a military historian and theorist who played a significant role in the development of armored warfare concepts during and after World War I. He advocated for the use of tanks as a key component of modern warfare and foresaw the importance of speed, mobility, and surprise in military operations, which later influenced the German blitzkrieg tactics in World War II. His work laid the groundwork for many of the mechanized warfare strategies employed in the 20th century. Yes, even Rommel refers to his work.
Ok, look,I've listened to a bunch of these now and I'm getting really impatient waiting for the netflix series. Hurry tf up please. I'm a deathworlder. Fuckin love the sound of that!
Would love for them to have a rematch but some humans decided to help the aliens. Where it first began normally before it devolved into armageddon as both humans from both sides unleashed everything they had at a chance of victory
The voice is what makes this such a joy to listen to; it doesn't sound anything like the AI voices filled with pronunciation mistakes and dead fish tones that so many other videos use.
Well Done!! And the pictures were also well done. And the Star Trek uniforms were wonderful! Tho you do need to check the closed captioning readout, some of the words written were not the words spoken. After the council, one thing became clear: DON'T FIGHT THE DEATHWORLDERS. You have NO idea what kind of Sleeping Giant you might awaken."
According to quoteinvestigator, the first time they could find that was in the The Saskatoon Star-Phoenix, Saskatchewan, Canada, in 1931. Awesome little rubric I think.
The story itself was pretty decent with a coherent ending but man those faces on the humans in the pictures is pure nightmare fuel LOL. As the story went on it seemed like they got worse and worse.
To be fair, we could ask how the galactic community does wars so we don't do any warcrimes accidentally and just do their strategy but still outperform them with minor adjustments that add up.
Fun story. Id pay more attention to the illustrations the AI selects, though, you dont want any copyright strikes. Paramount tends to be quite prickly about those...
The text-to-speech works well, but why use speech-to-text for the captions instead of just using the source text? You introduce unnecessary inaccuracies from the AI misinterpreting accented words.
This is compatible to the cultures in the Star Trek TOS, Season 1, Episode 23 - "A Taste of Armageddon", where War between two Worlds was simulated and run by computers, and citizens were informed they had been designated as casualties, and to report to disposal units. It wasn't until the Enterprise crew came along and took the computer offline that the inhabitants were forced to confront the possibility of a Real War, with all the chaos and horror it brings - and wisely decided War wasn't such a Genteel thing after all. [Aliens] "Our Dignified and Genteel Rules on Warfare tell us to inform you that we will conquer you in 7 years." [Humans] "Yeah, well.. you might want to reconsider that. You might want to read up on 'The Cole Protocol' as well, since you never scrubbed your computer when we boarded one of your ships, learned where all your strategic resources were located, and virus bombed your primary infrastructure .. 13 hours ago."
Humans understand with conflict and war, no matter the enemy, fight them as if you are the enemy. Knowing you would fight dirty, no traditions, and with sparingly "honor". The goal being not the corpse on the battlefield. For the human empire!! Rule#1 The pointy end of the stick goes into them, not yourself. =D
If I was a general and got intel from the CIA that the other species are bad at war, I would rather spend my day napping and send graduates from the military academy than going to a big event myself.
I've noticed in some of these AI narrations on different Sci-Fi channels, there can be these weird random screams, foreign language sentences, (I don't speak Klingon), and repetition of the story right smack dab in the middle of it. What can I say though, I'm a sucker for weird stories. 🤷♀️
Good story, but if a cadette mouthed off like that to a friendly foreign Admiral during a war game... well I wouldn't want to be that cadette. They're lucky they won humanity so many PR points by winning in a big way. They probably didn't get swept away to be fast tracked. They got swept away to be disciplined, and to get them well away from news cameras and microphones.
I don't watch this, but great thumbbail..... I guess future earth will be called Planet america? You elected the right man for prepairing that future. USA USA USA
Now for once, turn it around, them being the death world folks. Them being the Klingons, Krogan, Elites Zentreadi, ect, ect. Them having the advanced tech.
They are not really flippant just confused.. these are supposrd to be the smartest aliens in the universe. Yet they always deem shocked by what the humans do It is as if they reall never studies the species before inviting the humans to join
Moral is too physical as 3 is too 1. Napoleon. For the second round the humans should have offered to take on all the other races together. Or possibly they should have done a step by step replay of how they won the original scenario. (Given the way they portray aliens, most of them wouldn't have got it anyway).
At that point, the humans may very well lose unless they play subterfuge tactics. Forging official documents, intercept communications, and backstabbing would be the only way to win at that point.
I don't understand this simulation. Is it ten years of events or events they think will take 10 years to overcome? If it's the former there's no way to finish early.
I think it's ten years of events, but if you conquer the entire galaxy the war is over. Though, I suppose the simulation would run through the events still. There is that bit about the game crashing because it's never happened before
Why, in all of these stories, are the humans _pink_ ? Have none of the authors heard of Sun Tzu, Shaka, Geronimo, Khalid ibn al-Walid, Ghengis Khan...?
All the aliens in the room: how did you beat it so quickly!? what sorcery did you use!?
Humans: no sorcery, we play this stuff all the time in a videogame called Stellaris.
Aliens: a... videogame...? not a simulation...?
Humans: well it is a simulated universe, but its a videogame, for all ages, not just the military.
Aliens: whuah...
Humans: in fact they just released their 200th dlc last month for their 3rd remake, the original game was way back in the 21st century and they've been at it ever since.
Aliens: **stunned silence**
Humans: you should try it out, its quite fun actually, and its even having a massive sale later this winter.
Aliens: ... where... where can i buy this game...?
And so over the course of a few months Paradox Galactic Ltd. made an unimaginable fortune selling a videogame to members of the Galactic Federation and unknowingly started a paradigm shift of unprecedented proportions, revolutionizing galactic politics and warfare for generations.
Lol it's so much funnier that I can totally see this happening
Same.... the number of dlc for that game lol
@@wavenotion That's just for the 3rd remake. Imagine how many DLC for all versions together.
Shortly after, the descendant of Sid Meyer begins sale of Sim City X.
Electronic Arts releases Age of Empires VII.
Romance of the Three Kingdoms comes out with it's XXX version.
hearts of iron and civilization combined now that would be the ultimate game
"Being Deathworlders, we're simply more in practice than the rest of you good folk."
This is definitely one of the better ones I’ve seen. It’s well told and not redundant, not to mention a story that doesn’t follow the same narrative as twenty other stories. Well done 👍
I didn't need two different explanations of how they did it, and this is 17 minutes in. If the story ended with their initial victory it wouldn't be redundant.
@czinn327 I came here to comment tve same thing - also the "various appendages doing various things" mentions come in a bit too thick. Could have been 10 minutes shorter, easily. Better than many, but still too much repetition.
More pictures too I hate the ones that have like 3 pics for a 2 hr video and usually contradict the story.
There are so many better ones where ACTUAL PEOPLE narrate them not some computer
@@joelceda3500 It is the commercials, which interrupt the narrative and require a brief recapitulation of the story. When presented without them, it is VERY repetitive. There is a reason why television is called COMMERCIAL!
With Cadet Jenkins, it's more like "shock and awwww...."
"And isn't it nice that us deathworlders taught you how we wage war in simulations instead of the real thing?"
I totally expected that to be more apparent than sudden diplomatic missions from other-worlders.
"Admiral, if it takes you 300 years to win a war, then maybe you just stink at war."
I am suprised one of the human cadets didn't point out to the Admiral .. "The only glorious thing about a final stand is the amount of dead bodies rotting under the sun in the aftermath. And the only real honor in warfare is not letting the other guy stand over your corpse."
"You don’t win wars by dying for your country. You win wars by making the other poor bastard die for his." G. Patton.
8:08 "Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." - Napoleon Bonaparte
And "march to the sound of the guns" (to the sound if the cannons)
It's definitely undesirable to allow the enemy enough time to prepare.
Let your opponent persist in their missteps, as each one advances your advantage. Sometimes, the very preparations they make reveal a deeper miscalculation. History, such as the ill-fated Gallipoli campaign in the First World War, shows how costly poor planning can be. Attempting to hold a vulnerable beachhead under relentless attack became a logistical quagmire-one that Sun Tzu would have recognized as the folly of ignoring terrain and supply lines.
Sun Tzu, The Art of War.
Sometimes, a flawed preparation can be detrimental from the outset. In such cases, it may be wise to refrain from interfering and, if possible, assist your adversary. For instance, a commander aware of an impending attack can fortify defenses while allowing the enemy to prepare without obstruction. The Battle of Kursk serves as a prime example: the Soviet Army was aware of the German plans yet concealed this knowledge, allowing the enemy’s extensive preparations to ultimately lead to their own defeat.
@@madjack7777 Yes, never interrupt an opponent making mistakes.
"One thing became abundantly clear to all present"
I was expecting next
"Don't f with the humans"
Sooner or later, they will meet an opponent who conducts warfare like humanity.
if it's not humanity themselves because some new addition to the GE doesn't understand why teh otehr leave tehm do their things in their corner
These aliens remind me of the British when they were in their fight like gentlemen phase, and scoffed at gorilla warfare tactics being ungentlemanly like behavior.
In war, if you aren't cheating, you aren't trying. Play to win.
There was never such a phase. They kicked Napoleon out of Spain with guerilla tactics, at the height of that phase that never was, for example. It's just over a century of propaganda.
"Remember, If you find yourself in a fair fight, your tactics suck."
Sun Tzu, probably (It's actually "attributed" to Steinbeck John but don't worry about it)
mind you that was coming from a military that fought wars with civilized powers in ways to prevent larger unneeded destruction. They relearned that with barbarians you can't treat them like civilized people. Just like how the US only fights fair now. No nukes, no warcrimes, and always with restraint. You be civilized until the enemy prove not to be.
@avroarchitect1793 Well, they did exercise restraint, practically with their hands tied behind their back in Nam thanks to politicians setting ridiculous rules that the US military had to follow but not the enemy.
There's rules that are generally common sense, then there's rules set by politicians not putting their life on the line who have no clue.
@@erikwilliam1254 yup. Part of the reason Desert Storm was so successful was because it happened too fast for the politicians to get involved and fuck it up.
That remind me of early computer gaming turnament, where 2 guys from Quebec(Canada) won against Corean early pro players.
About 30 years ago, even before the internet, strategies and guides for games started to appear, like min-maxing, power-leveling, and others...
When i was young, we learned the hard way, but when i went to high-school, guides to speed reading and others practices began to be more widespread.
I beleive, those faster ways of learning were kept secret for a long time, because if your student-competitor learn it, eventually the standards will goes up, and you will have to work harder or even smarter to get even good grades.
Ah another Chen we have received another member of the family of chen
A slightly amusing thing I noticed is that the admirals name changes almost every time
As the galactic federations goes to prepare for quicker simulations, Jenkins looks at the admiral. A tell tale sign of something deeper behind those bright green eyes, the sweet smile fading. Jenkins voice hardens, more than it has ever in the presence of the admiral.
“I must inform you, Admiral. Humans, by our own standards, are not adults until we come to the age of 17 year earths.” A joyful mask of the cadets all drop, all of them staring at the admiral.
Jenkins continues, “I am 17 years old. Chen is 16. We are still children in our respective deathward. We are cadets. We have yet to graduate. We lead no armies. We make no decisions because we have not earned that respect.” Jenkin’s curly mop of red hair bounces slightly as she smiles a wide smile loosing that darkness behind the smiles that the cadets all now share.
A moment of realization as the Admiral heard and understood, he being the only one paying attention. For several moments he watched the children of a species that had just taken over the entire galaxy playfully work with the controls setting up for another simulation.
The admiral was brought back to reality as the hologram came online. Though lines were set, though spaces were designated, within the vastness of his mind’s eye he could only see green. He understood.
This was not a human plea to join the federation, this was a calculated display of ability.
The admiral stood there staring at the hologram, for the first time in his adult life, he felt fear.
Ritualistic warfare? That was once tried on Earth, until the invaders used the think outside the box method of fighting.
All plans look good on paper, until they meet the opposition who haven't seen the plans and do something contrary to the plans.
Just like a certain country during WWII! LOL
"We'll show these xenos!" For the Emporer!!
I like how they were beating around the bush about it, but one thing they need to understand is...this was merely a simulation, now imagine actual warfare. If your going to stick to your traditions during warfare, then you best be prepared for the way humans fight. Any laws made about breaking traditions of warfare won't matter, when the breaker of those laws are now in command.
i totally ENJOYED the story, i got some good laughs out of it too.
I chuckled and laughed out loud all thru this story. Damn finely done. Thanks........
After hearing multiple of these kinds of stories, my though would be after a decade or two, humans would become the galactic military leaders, with humans as the special forces and other species for more generalized conflicts.
It's a big universe - full of space dust. It just makes the sandbox we get to play in that much larger.
not even the AI reader is immune to the influence of cadet Jenkins and crew …
punctuated by having a stroke mid sentence right after speaking about the aspect of psychological operations 17:42
Okay that ending was EPIC!! AWESOME use of that quote
Seems like the writer used to play the game “Imperium”. I remember the turns were monthly when it first came out.
Yeah I’m that old.
The original Master of Orion from my generation.
My biggest qualm against turn-based games.
"Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the mouth."
“But that’s not how it’s done!“ „Well, heheh… it is now.“
I forgot to add...plan for your plans not to work! Plan for the worst-case scenario, add the impossible, and then when it all goes a$$ up - you're ready to adapt.
Why do I keep finding these stories about aliens underestimating humans, and humans just trouncing them at war?
Carl Von Clausewitz would be proud.
Sun Tzu would be proud too. Sorry, can't leave on of the 'founding fathers' out.
And Major General John Frederick Charles Fuller: Fuller was a military historian and theorist who played a significant role in the development of armored warfare concepts during and after World War I. He advocated for the use of tanks as a key component of modern warfare and foresaw the importance of speed, mobility, and surprise in military operations, which later influenced the German blitzkrieg tactics in World War II. His work laid the groundwork for many of the mechanized warfare strategies employed in the 20th century.
Yes, even Rommel refers to his work.
Napoleon is smiling from Valhalla, while saying:
"Ahhh... they still remember... good. Very good..."
Ok, look,I've listened to a bunch of these now and I'm getting really impatient waiting for the netflix series. Hurry tf up please. I'm a deathworlder. Fuckin love the sound of that!
Even better:
Hi, my name is... Deathworlder
With the stupid name tag stickers you get at meet and greets
Would love for them to have a rematch but some humans decided to help the aliens. Where it first began normally before it devolved into armageddon as both humans from both sides unleashed everything they had at a chance of victory
The voice is what makes this such a joy to listen to; it doesn't sound anything like the AI voices filled with pronunciation mistakes and dead fish tones that so many other videos use.
its still ai and its still a plague.
@halogeek6 At least it's a well-spoken plague.
I've met real people that speak worse.
Wish these were on spotify so I could listen while my phone screen is off
Well Done!! And the pictures were also well done. And the Star Trek uniforms were wonderful! Tho you do need to check the closed captioning readout, some of the words written were not the words spoken. After the council, one thing became clear: DON'T FIGHT THE DEATHWORLDERS. You have NO idea what kind of Sleeping Giant you might awaken."
Enjoyable and entertaining story. Thanks.
be glad they didnt pull out the old geneva checklist
Very well written!
"Sound or visuals were significantly edited or digitally generated"
Yes - the images was generated.
But - was the voice also generated?
I'm dissapointed that they didn't reapond to the "gentile affair" anectdote with an old human joke.
"War doesn't decide who's right. Only who's left."
According to quoteinvestigator, the first time they could find that was in the The Saskatoon Star-Phoenix, Saskatchewan, Canada, in 1931. Awesome little rubric I think.
That might not translate. Only in English does right (side) = right (correct) and left (side) = left (remaining).
Ignore the subtle nod to Starship Andromeda. 😂
The story itself was pretty decent with a coherent ending but man those faces on the humans in the pictures is pure nightmare fuel LOL. As the story went on it seemed like they got worse and worse.
"Multi-Alien Species Galactic War Simulations Are Completely Balanced with no Exploits"
Wait till they hear about the chap named Alexander. and wolverines.
STRIKE WHILE THE IRON IS HOT !!!!!!!!!
NIce story lol
To be fair, we could ask how the galactic community does wars so we don't do any warcrimes accidentally and just do their strategy but still outperform them with minor adjustments that add up.
It's only a war crime if you lose. See: the Allies in WWII.
@@Fridelainto be fair, the rulebook got significantly thicker after WWII
I guess Private Wallace A. Jenkins secured a pretty strong bloodline before heroically sacrificing himself to defeat the Flood... o7
Fun story. Id pay more attention to the illustrations the AI selects, though, you dont want any copyright strikes. Paramount tends to be quite prickly about those...
16:40 I like the Starfleet uniforms.
Take a shot every time you hear "shall we say" or "let's just say".
Thanks so very much for sharing your story with us I really enjoyed it ❤
17:45 the AI has suffered a seizure
Sorry, this was a glitch. Now it has been fixed!!
@@Scifiuniverse1 I know but it's just so funny when it randomly happens for no reason at all
LMAO !!!!!!!!!! AHAHHAHAH Honey Badger !!!!!!!!!!!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhdhesive.
The text-to-speech works well, but why use speech-to-text for the captions instead of just using the source text? You introduce unnecessary inaccuracies from the AI misinterpreting accented words.
I agree.
While i do enjoy the story, the behaviour of the cadets towards the admiral was so blatantly disrespectful, it broke my suspension of disbelief.
They're humans. It's our strength...
i liked the video but i swear the narrator voice also narrates Postman Pat lol
Cute redheady
Good stories but need to have the self-made closed captioning turned off. Too many things are misspelled.
Release the space Kraken!
This is compatible to the cultures in the Star Trek TOS, Season 1, Episode 23 - "A Taste of Armageddon", where War between two Worlds was simulated and run by computers, and citizens were informed they had been designated as casualties, and to report to disposal units. It wasn't until the Enterprise crew came along and took the computer offline that the inhabitants were forced to confront the possibility of a Real War, with all the chaos and horror it brings - and wisely decided War wasn't such a Genteel thing after all.
[Aliens] "Our Dignified and Genteel Rules on Warfare tell us to inform you that we will conquer you in 7 years."
[Humans] "Yeah, well.. you might want to reconsider that. You might want to read up on 'The Cole Protocol' as well, since you never scrubbed your computer when we boarded one of your ships, learned where all your strategic resources were located, and virus bombed your primary infrastructure .. 13 hours ago."
Humans understand with conflict and war, no matter the enemy, fight them as if you are the enemy. Knowing you would fight dirty, no traditions, and with sparingly "honor". The goal being not the corpse on the battlefield. For the human empire!! Rule#1 The pointy end of the stick goes into them, not yourself. =D
These could well be a video series.
Now I wonder if Adm. Zeil Vorp is the same species as Ningauble of the seven eyes.
Fraternization with xenos? That’ll be a heresy!
An very good story, I thank you
Why would cadets be sent to this? Wouldn't we send generals?
If I was a general and got intel from the CIA that the other species are bad at war, I would rather spend my day napping and send graduates from the military academy than going to a big event myself.
18 minute there was a glitch in the AI matrix. Lol. Or maybe it stutters.
Maybe it was an extremely long electronic burp?
I for one thought UA-cam was about to crash 😂
I've noticed in some of these AI narrations on different Sci-Fi channels, there can be these weird random screams, foreign language sentences, (I don't speak Klingon), and repetition of the story right smack dab in the middle of it. What can I say though, I'm a sucker for weird stories. 🤷♀️
OR, and hear me out, folks, the AI was so stunned that it was rendered speechless
@@diarradunlap9337 🤣
So the humans didn't take this opportunity to ACTUALLY take over the galaxy. Disappointing ...
Good story, but if a cadette mouthed off like that to a friendly foreign Admiral during a war game... well I wouldn't want to be that cadette. They're lucky they won humanity so many PR points by winning in a big way. They probably didn't get swept away to be fast tracked. They got swept away to be disciplined, and to get them well away from news cameras and microphones.
I don't watch this, but great thumbbail..... I guess future earth will be called Planet america? You elected the right man for prepairing that future. USA USA USA
Is there a link I can get to actually read this story?
Well hey, this story isn’t mid af
That’s pleasantly surprising
27:00 ...Alarmingly violent...
Whos the original author? Well done AI naration
I dislike only 1 thing, the Ai use startrak uniforms... Not that you become a strike for it
Please get a dictionary and look up the word "decimate".
And everyone erupted in cheers, sang kumbaya and it was a celebration that enhanced camaraderie
AI stories at their worst.
I like to see how they live in there world
Where is the sequel?
Pretty funny stuff!
Can we make it harder?
Its not war crime the first time.
Come on! How come the cadet isnt a leroy!
Now for once, turn it around, them being the death world folks.
Them being the Klingons, Krogan, Elites Zentreadi, ect, ect.
Them having the advanced tech.
You're in the wrong genre for that
Well written and Superbly narrated ❤❤❤ Thank you very much
This kind of reads like a 1950s era John W Campbell _Astounding Science Fiction_ story. Not that it would have been accepted for publication.
So is it meant to be like sins of a solar empire
I really dislike the flippant demeanor of human characters in these stories
Couldn't agree more... seems like these stories target teenagers...
They are not really flippant just confused.. these are supposrd to be the smartest aliens in the universe. Yet they always deem shocked by what the humans do
It is as if they reall never studies the species before inviting the humans to join
I really dislike the flippant and arrogant demeanor of the humans I share the planet with.
They have to change the inputs to the AI that writes the story to get that fixed
Moral is too physical as 3 is too 1. Napoleon.
For the second round the humans should have offered to take on all the other races together. Or possibly they should have done a step by step replay of how they won the original scenario. (Given the way they portray aliens, most of them wouldn't have got it anyway).
At that point, the humans may very well lose unless they play subterfuge tactics. Forging official documents, intercept communications, and backstabbing would be the only way to win at that point.
I don't understand this simulation. Is it ten years of events or events they think will take 10 years to overcome? If it's the former there's no way to finish early.
I think it's ten years of events, but if you conquer the entire galaxy the war is over. Though, I suppose the simulation would run through the events still. There is that bit about the game crashing because it's never happened before
Why, in all of these stories, are the humans _pink_ ? Have none of the authors heard of Sun Tzu, Shaka, Geronimo, Khalid ibn al-Walid, Ghengis Khan...?
It's not in all of these stories, mostly just the ones written in English
War is kinetic diplomacy
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Using the same line twice about cracked knuckles is just lazy
Why is Aloy in the thumbnail?
Story was ok. But repeats one part many times
Why do they have to make characters so insufferable?
Humans are not all pink skinned…. Just for future reference…
They all are if you peel back certain layers in certain places.
*spins a scalpel around in his fingers
I think one mr Douglas Adams would have made a most interesting story be very interesting