Gives me PTSD from high school when a friend practically forced me to read her Twilight books, gushing over how great they were Worst books I’d read up to that point. Maybe still the worst ever.
You don't become a vampire if a vampire sucks your blood. You have to drink THEIRS and they have to drink yours. If you only drink theirs, you become a vampire spawn, essentially a vampire light with less powers and a slave to your master vampire. But I don't know how it worked in Twilight
@@Reac2One method is a transfusion (not drinking THEIR blood, but that one movie where a ringmaster was an old school vampire following the traditional vampire ways turned a guy into a vampire by performing blood brothers pact)
@@Reac2 You`re describing Bram Stoker's Dracula and Hellsing anime/manga rules(kind of)? By Anne Rice you have to be on the verge of death and drink vampire`s blood to transform, but drinking vampire`s blood just has an invigorating effect. To become a traditional vampire Strigoi you have to be a witch or a possessed corpse.
@@mshake7056 There are enough anime fans out there who dislike Kirito. Or at least, what he represents. He seems like the ultimate form of the typical classic MC mold. Unassuming looks and rather dull personality, but has all the women pining for him, even those he doesn't give the time of day to. His abilities get boosted from episode to episode without any proper explanation or effort put in to justify them. The personification of a Gary Stu.
@@XanderFenikkusuAs a man, it's still useful to have read all 4 books when they were popular, because it gave me and my ex something to discuss. To this day we still have debates about it. As someone else pointed out. It's trash. But it's Romeo and Juliet for the 2000s
As a man, I'm ashamed to have read "The Twilight Saga," its brought nothing but a curse upon me. It's not even a good card to have when discussing it on a date. All I gotta say, Fauna has a point but that's only because it was written that way. There are two sides of a love story. The ideal man and stereotypical man. The ideal man is what the woman desires vs the Stereotypical man is what everyone wants to see together. Only in the story. The best example is in Titanic where people were expecting Rose to fall for Cal due to money; Rose wanted to be with Jack because how free spirited he was. And that he was an artist and made Rose see a different world that wasn't just being rich. In Twilight, Edward was the Ideal man and Jacob was the Ideal man too? Bella couldn't really decide because both men loved Bella. Edward loved her because she was different from all the other girls. And Jacob loved Bella because he wanted to protect her and felt that Bella understood him. But it was dumb because in the third book, Edward became the stereotypical man because everyone knew they were meant to be, plus there was the wedding. And Jacob became the Ideal because Bella still wanted him close. Then the fourth book came out and it sucked. Nothing made sense Jacob said some sussy things when the baby started rapidly growing to a full woman in two weeks, everyone became friends and a fight happened when it didn't. It was more like Alice telling everyone, "What if we fight to death." Moral of the story, don't read Twilight for a girl you like. Because when she tells you no, you're stuck with the book, get curious and start losing your mind. Then you'll be stuck with the forbidden knowledge for 14 years and start ranting about why the love Triangle doesn't make sense. (I'm sorry guys I just needed to vent about Twilight because the movie ruined my imagination on the Vampire and werewolf look.) Stephenie Meyers sucks!
God idk why i read it back then but i read it like before the movies even came out. Never talked about it either lol. I was just reading lot of shit during that period of time.
Not gonna lie, I’m glad that I only saw the films and didn’t read the books. My sister got me into them when I was younger. The movies don’t seem all that bad at first. In fact, the fight scenes were actually pretty cool, but as you get older you realize the story isn’t that great and the love triangle is annoying lol (The Volturi were the best parts of them in my opinion)
Is that Vampire Dormitory? If so I had to drop it because the dark haired dude gave me HUGE creeper/possesive vibes. The kind that would lock a girl in his home saying it's because he loves her kind of creeper 🤣
@@VisualEnjoyer9756no that was a different anime i believe, maybe rosario vampire(?). mahouka koukou no rettosei is the one with siscon-brocon "siblings" in a magic highschool with the twist being that the brother is actually a captain(commander(?)) in the military
It's amusing to me that CC believes anyone has agency when it comes to falling in love, she thinks falling in love with someone is a choise you make using free will and reason.
Consider this CC, free will is not a thing anyways Haha no but yeah fate can be used both the positive and the negative way which depends on how the story frames it, it can be this thing where the agency is Lost and the characters become aware of that so it becomes a point of conflict that can be resolved by either escaping fate or concluding screw fate, right now I feel love for character B and I'm going to be with character B because I like them and then there's the secret option of "oh I've broken fate (usually through some sacrifice or struggle and now I'm free to choose to be with character B out of my own agency" or if it's framed as a solely positive thing is like their love is so strong it retroactively etched itself into stone and no Matter the problem those 2 went through and will go through they were always make it out, but that's usually a revelation that is left for the end unless you want to put into question "well maybe it wasn't actually fated maybe it didn't etched itself into stone and you can play with the idea
I hate fated mates because it usually goes hand in hand with a love triangle. The whole “I like this person but I’m fated to be with that person” schtick.
By "no one" you mean "everyone"? Because I think I've heard people talk about the age gap almost every time Twilight comes up. It's legit a "why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker?" tier discussion.
The whole 'loving unconditionally' is stupid in itself. Love what? What about the person do you love? If those things were gone, then you cease to love that person. That's called a condition. 'You' is literally the condition for love lol Either that or you love without discrimination and there's no specific value to you vs anyone else. It's no different to indifference.
@@SeriousAboutCitrus Depends on the talents. Some are really young like Biboo, who is in her very early 20s. These two are on the older side. My guess would be late 20s.
god they keep arguing so much like what are they gonna do kiss each other? are they gonna kiss? are they going to kiss each other or something? are they going to kiss?
I'm suddenly transported back to middle school where EEEEEEEEEVERY girl was either Edward v. Jacob or Robert v. Taylor 😂 I for one had my bisexual awakening with Dr. Carlisle lmao 😅
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CC may be spitting facts but Faunas power of cope and seethe is too strong
the power of green women
She is a hopeless romantic
The Yapping wars
Episode 1: the phantom mint
Episode 2: the automaton wars
Episode 3: revenge of the green
Now this is yapracing.
"Hello There"
"General Yapobi"
Episode 4: A New IRyS
you underestimate my yapping
Fauna: I hate the word mate
Me an Australian: in absolute shambles
Me (not an Australian): "I'm sorry, mate."
NAAAUUURR
it's so over for us Ausbros
Mate has 2 meaning right?
_Fauna, a certain Zoomer Rat would like to know your location._
Its miracle the 2 green yappers were able to contain this stream to 3 hours. I expected far more.
They didn’t have enough to hate, pure spite would have made it an 11 hour stream
My beloved green yapping women
They yap so well even in conflict
I never noticed before, but seeing them side by side Fauna's neck is like twice the width of CC lol
Wide tree trunk vs thin doll
CAN'T UNSEE
We all love faunas girthy neck
Because Fauna is bloated full of copium lol
More room for vampire attacks
I am seeing a dark side of fauna I did not know existed
It was always there, given out in occasional fits and spurts 🤔
I people call her Yandere sometimes
"its not a phase, goth fauna is real"
Behind light there is always darkness 😂
Then you haven't been watching enough. XD
Once a upon a time, there was but one yappy green woman.
Then there were two.
I'll call this duo "Green Tea".
@@SteelShroom256 nature & machine
The modern condition
Tree harvester
Pot of tea
Greenhouse
Then there's one again...
this is giving me ptsd to 8th grade wishing I was Bella 😭😭
Gives me PTSD from high school when a friend practically forced me to read her Twilight books, gushing over how great they were
Worst books I’d read up to that point. Maybe still the worst ever.
Just basic white women things.
Me paying Dracula to bite me so I can become Fauna's type.
You gotta do the silly accent too. “ I vant to zuck yer blud!”
You don't become a vampire if a vampire sucks your blood.
You have to drink THEIRS and they have to drink yours. If you only drink theirs, you become a vampire spawn, essentially a vampire light with less powers and a slave to your master vampire.
But I don't know how it worked in Twilight
@@Reac2One method is a transfusion (not drinking THEIR blood, but that one movie where a ringmaster was an old school vampire following the traditional vampire ways turned a guy into a vampire by performing blood brothers pact)
@@Geheimnis-c2e ah that movie was fun, cirque du freak the vampire's assistant
@@Reac2 You`re describing Bram Stoker's Dracula and Hellsing anime/manga rules(kind of)?
By Anne Rice you have to be on the verge of death and drink vampire`s blood to transform, but drinking vampire`s blood just has an invigorating effect.
To become a traditional vampire Strigoi you have to be a witch or a possessed corpse.
The majority of the stream was CC saying something with Fauna nodding her head with her eyes closed until Twilight lol
Bella is as much of a self insert to teenage girls as Kirito is to SAO fans 😂
Ohhh damn..now i see it 😂
w8 ... that explains why I hate him
I hate Kirito lol what does that say about me? SAO I love the world but hate the characters. Maybe that's how Twilight fans are?
Only if you're from Utah, though.
@@mshake7056 There are enough anime fans out there who dislike Kirito. Or at least, what he represents.
He seems like the ultimate form of the typical classic MC mold. Unassuming looks and rather dull personality, but has all the women pining for him, even those he doesn't give the time of day to. His abilities get boosted from episode to episode without any proper explanation or effort put in to justify them. The personification of a Gary Stu.
CC has such good energy
CC is right, but I get Fauna. And I would say escapism is not wrong.
listening to green womans argumenting about twilight trophe
When watching Twilight I was always Team Mustache Dad
Charlie is THE GOAT!!!
Not even joking. He is the best character in the franchise.
Twilight might not be the best literature, but it succeed to be discussion topic for literature enthusiasts
It is a staple as Rome and Juliet despite how flawed it is 😂
nah just Moms who discuss Twilight.
-Literature enthusiasts-
*women
@@XanderFenikkusuAs a man, it's still useful to have read all 4 books when they were popular, because it gave me and my ex something to discuss.
To this day we still have debates about it. As someone else pointed out. It's trash. But it's Romeo and Juliet for the 2000s
@@aaronwishard7093its not though, twilight is just a self insert for teenage girls
I cannot believe that in the year of our lord 2024 I would witness a conversation like this between adults 😆
Man, this would be a pretty good Ace Attorney-like animation complete with the Objections sound-effect, desk slaps, and yapping.
LOL green ladies are hilarious
*Twilight mentioned* Nerissa pops into the conversation 🤣
As a man, I'm ashamed to have read "The Twilight Saga," its brought nothing but a curse upon me. It's not even a good card to have when discussing it on a date. All I gotta say, Fauna has a point but that's only because it was written that way. There are two sides of a love story. The ideal man and stereotypical man. The ideal man is what the woman desires vs the Stereotypical man is what everyone wants to see together. Only in the story. The best example is in Titanic where people were expecting Rose to fall for Cal due to money; Rose wanted to be with Jack because how free spirited he was. And that he was an artist and made Rose see a different world that wasn't just being rich.
In Twilight, Edward was the Ideal man and Jacob was the Ideal man too? Bella couldn't really decide because both men loved Bella. Edward loved her because she was different from all the other girls. And Jacob loved Bella because he wanted to protect her and felt that Bella understood him. But it was dumb because in the third book, Edward became the stereotypical man because everyone knew they were meant to be, plus there was the wedding. And Jacob became the Ideal because Bella still wanted him close. Then the fourth book came out and it sucked. Nothing made sense Jacob said some sussy things when the baby started rapidly growing to a full woman in two weeks, everyone became friends and a fight happened when it didn't. It was more like Alice telling everyone, "What if we fight to death."
Moral of the story, don't read Twilight for a girl you like. Because when she tells you no, you're stuck with the book, get curious and start losing your mind. Then you'll be stuck with the forbidden knowledge for 14 years and start ranting about why the love Triangle doesn't make sense. (I'm sorry guys I just needed to vent about Twilight because the movie ruined my imagination on the Vampire and werewolf look.)
Stephenie Meyers sucks!
God idk why i read it back then but i read it like before the movies even came out. Never talked about it either lol. I was just reading lot of shit during that period of time.
Not gonna lie, I’m glad that I only saw the films and didn’t read the books. My sister got me into them when I was younger.
The movies don’t seem all that bad at first. In fact, the fight scenes were actually pretty cool, but as you get older you realize the story isn’t that great and the love triangle is annoying lol
(The Volturi were the best parts of them in my opinion)
@@johnnysalery7383 the epic fight scene at the end of the series isn't even in the books lol. In the books
Get this man some bros and beers
I read Twilight for Alice. Does that count as for a girl I like?
Edward wouldn’t have fallen for Fauna. Edward only liked boring, quiet girls and Fauna is an entertaining yapper.
The Green Yappers are my favorite sports team
As someone named edward, yes i would love the og funny green yapping woman
Fauna:
- Your Honor it should've been ME!!!
... something tells me Fauna would like Mahouka Koukou no Rettousei.
Is that Vampire Dormitory? If so I had to drop it because the dark haired dude gave me HUGE creeper/possesive vibes. The kind that would lock a girl in his home saying it's because he loves her kind of creeper 🤣
@@VisualEnjoyer9756no
@@VisualEnjoyer9756no that was a different anime i believe, maybe rosario vampire(?). mahouka koukou no rettosei is the one with siscon-brocon "siblings" in a magic highschool with the twist being that the brother is actually a captain(commander(?)) in the military
If you really love Edward then you're both going to watch Batman together
1:21 Their giggles are just so precious, please Yagoo almighty protect these two 💚💚
Fauna: Her smell is integral to who she is, she can't just change it.
Cologne, perfume and deodorant: Are we a joke to you?
These are the kinds of conversations you need to have with your girl. Freshen up on the lore, my dudes.
This green plant is master at yappology
green *kirin, she is Fauna not Flora
Yeah, you're probably thinking of our oshi, *Seris Flora.* Green plant woman and pro Switch Sports player.
1:41 counter point: I have to care about Edward to think that...
Fated mates in fiction: good
Fated mates in reality: weird
Fate defying will always be more romantic than being fated to be together.
2:35 “No matter the darkness in your soul”
Ah. So Edward was a crush from Fauna’s goth phase.
ENの緑担当はみんな優雅で可愛らしいな。
ローキー闇やろうけどｗ
CC was absolutely in her element for the entire stream. It was like she was born to make this tier list.
I wonder if these two swapped bodies. Fauna voice is so cute for oneesan model, while CC voice is so oneesan for such cute model
The Strongest Yapper of the Past vs The Strongest Yapper of Today
1:04
Like, in Domestic Girlfriend?
I still hear Gigguk's screams over it...
Before this stream. I think I can fix her uuuuuuu. After this this stream. Yeah guys I don't think we can fix her UUUUUUUUU
green women yapathon
Yes, i too like Bruce Wayne
Remember the fan theory that Edward can't read Bella because she's half werewolf, and that's why we never see her mom?
the line changed at "edward can't read" and im just going to be thinking that from now on, illiterate boy
I just assumed he couldn’t read her mind because there was nothing going on in there
Doesn’t Edward read Jacob’s mind when he’s cucking Edward in the tent?
Speaking of, it seems Robert Pattinson just can't seem to escape the bat figure.
Btw I love green women.
It's amusing to me that CC believes anyone has agency when it comes to falling in love, she thinks falling in love with someone is a choise you make using free will and reason.
At least Fauna knows that this trope is creepy and weird.
Consider this CC, free will is not a thing anyways
Haha no but yeah fate can be used both the positive and the negative way which depends on how the story frames it, it can be this thing where the agency is Lost and the characters become aware of that so it becomes a point of conflict that can be resolved by either escaping fate or concluding screw fate, right now I feel love for character B and I'm going to be with character B because I like them and then there's the secret option of "oh I've broken fate (usually through some sacrifice or struggle and now I'm free to choose to be with character B out of my own agency" or if it's framed as a solely positive thing is like their love is so strong it retroactively etched itself into stone and no Matter the problem those 2 went through and will go through they were always make it out, but that's usually a revelation that is left for the end unless you want to put into question "well maybe it wasn't actually fated maybe it didn't etched itself into stone and you can play with the idea
bro please separate your writings into paragraphs
jesus christ man use punctuations and breaks dude.
Now if they got Mooms involved in this debate...
Unstoppable Green Force vs Immovable Green Object
Is technology overpowering nature?
Even them "arguing" is a better love story than Twilight( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
I hate fated mates because it usually goes hand in hand with a love triangle. The whole “I like this person but I’m fated to be with that person” schtick.
2:16 no she couldn't be anyone, she had to be very white. Meyers is very consistent about this
no one talks about the age gap between eddy and belly
no one cares cus he's a vampire lmao
By "no one" you mean "everyone"? Because I think I've heard people talk about the age gap almost every time Twilight comes up. It's legit a "why doesn't Batman just kill the Joker?" tier discussion.
Green women yapping, gotta be one of my favorite genres
I love green
Green Woman : Civil War
Has Fauna play Blood and Wine?
not yet, no
I want to see these two review the ACOTAR series
Greens
The whole 'loving unconditionally' is stupid in itself. Love what? What about the person do you love? If those things were gone, then you cease to love that person. That's called a condition. 'You' is literally the condition for love lol
Either that or you love without discrimination and there's no specific value to you vs anyone else. It's no different to indifference.
the biggest cope I've ever seen
Is this mean Fauna and Cecil same age as Marine?
Probably a little younger but definitely a millennial.
All these girls are probably late 20s early thirties with some being older than that. And we love it
@@SeriousAboutCitrus Depends on the talents. Some are really young like Biboo, who is in her very early 20s. These two are on the older side. My guess would be late 20s.
I knew a girl like Fauna irl 😂
so this is green huh
Fauna is great lol
Cope and Sneed
Green woman wins
Me an british person likes fauna and Cecilia lmmergreen collab
would he love bella if she was a worm?
Fauna: Ngl, Edward fans are cringe
can't relate, i don't watch twilight😔
You just need to watch clips of the Hololive Twilight watchalong. Comedy gold.
Man, why is it that i love opinionated rambling?
Commenting for the neuronal network
This is not a bot, I just don’t know what to say but feel that I want to increase the odds of people watching this
Just what a bot would say!
Whatever you're doing must've worked, because I'm here for my green women.
And I'm loving it.
god they keep arguing so much like what are they gonna do kiss each other? are they gonna kiss? are they going to kiss each other or something? are they going to kiss?
I'm suddenly transported back to middle school where EEEEEEEEEVERY girl was either Edward v. Jacob or Robert v. Taylor 😂
I for one had my bisexual awakening with Dr. Carlisle lmao 😅
Why are they allowed to vote?
(Sees the words "Fauna" "Cecilia" and "Twilight" in the same sentence)
*Unsubs both of them*
Pretty sure most of hololive en has watched twilight on their channels