Shout out to the animation director who decided to cut to Steve taking a watermelon flavoured pack of condoms, who then proceeded to flinch as he noticed the camera panning to him. Brilliant! These little animation quirks make this show twice as good.
Maybe he is saying people who eat healthy are more interested in themselves than sex; they eat fruit and exercise. Where as a person who engages in the vice of unhealthy food consumption would also engage in the vice of sexual intercourse, theoretically another pleasing activity. Similar to pragmatism and delayed gratification.
He's trying to talk about how they say pineapple juice or other fruit juice makes man juice taste better. He's not saying it outright though so the others are still stuck on the wearing of the fruit.
He's saying that if a young mum uses half an orange as a contraceptive, then that will mean she is buying oranges (probably a net of 4 or 5), and her kids can eat them (cos she only needs the peel) and be healthy. Whereas at the moment kids eat junk but do not eat enough fruit. It's a logical thought
@@fatbelly27 It's really not a logical thought. What kid is going to eat an orange which is already peeled to be used as contraceptive? If I knew my mum was doing that, i'd throw all the oranges in the bin as soon as they entered the house. Also the only way to peel the orange into a condom like shape, would be to cut in half and spoon out all the insides of the orange. If you peeled in normally it wouldn't be effective as contraception. So what kid is going to eat much orange that has been spooned out? Once again, Karl has had an idea which makes a slight bit of sense. But as soon as you go into the details of it, his ideas are ridiculous. Only fellow idiots think his ideas are genius.
Sirius Lee turkey twizzlers havent been sold for over 10 years, well 7 years when you made that comment. they stopped making them in about 2003. the uk moved on when it comes to food, the usa still makes the same artificial laced everything
you're right, they do! and Jamie Oliver manage to eliminate the crap from school kids' menus. yup they are gross that's for sure. here in quebec we have pork rinds. similar to this product, they are strips of pig skin fried to a crisp and quite disgusting!
+Jaytotheell A Turkey Twizzler is not remotely "similar" to a pork rind. For those of you in England a pork rind is a pork scratching. Firstly, different animal meat. Secondly, different process of producing. Thirdly, a pork rind is a dry pre-cooked snack in a crisp packet. A turkey twizzler is soft processed turkey that has to be cooked from the packet and served warm. U_U what
Citric acid is a spermicide so half an orange would make a very rudimentary but effective diaphragm, how they figured that out in the first place is another question entirely...
Saturn. but we dont eat pizza for breakfast and neither did the yanks when i lived there. they ate cereal with this weird white water that comes from mammals.
It's turkey shaped into a twisted shape... Just because it looks disgusting doesn't mean it's bad. The reason people make fun of Americans is because they just add unhealthy stuff to everything, I mean even the salad is unhealthy. (BTW I used to live in England and now live in the US so I know it's that way because I see the nasty food.
Pork rinds are pretty common in the US. Trust me, these are not some variety of crisp. These are extruded pieces of disgusting processed meat. Way worse than pork rinds (but I used to like the spicy kind.)
Didn't they use herbal contraceptives back in the day? Who was sticking an orange on their dong? What historian came up with this preposterous scenario?
Who the hell has crisps and mars bars for dinner? Noone is having a cup of tea and biscuits for breakfast and not many people have chips with a side of fat for tea. I dunno what world you live in!
Shout out to the animation director who decided to cut to Steve taking a watermelon flavoured pack of condoms, who then proceeded to flinch as he noticed the camera panning to him. Brilliant! These little animation quirks make this show twice as good.
Run, here comes Coconut John!
"A treat for everyone" Hilarious.
1:45 Jimmy Saville and Vicky Pollard......
He takes the piss out of Karl but here's Ricky failing to understand how a diaphragm works 🙄😂
I noticed that...and Stephen, lol
when?
@@Luuncho The man doesn't wear a diaphragm
@@MadCarabiner oh i see
LOL, yeah Ricky is just as dumb but he has a superiority complex
Ricky’s improvisation is absolutely epic
If karl mentioned this story Ricky and Steve would call it bollocks. Steve comes up with it so it is accepted as fact. Anyone else noticed this?
RUN! Here comes Coconut John!
not understanding karl's train of thought even remotely
Maybe he is saying people who eat healthy are more interested in themselves than sex; they eat fruit and exercise.
Where as a person who engages in the vice of unhealthy food consumption would also engage in the vice of sexual intercourse, theoretically another pleasing activity.
Similar to pragmatism and delayed gratification.
He's trying to talk about how they say pineapple juice or other fruit juice makes man juice taste better. He's not saying it outright though so the others are still stuck on the wearing of the fruit.
He's saying that if a young mum uses half an orange as a contraceptive, then that will mean she is buying oranges (probably a net of 4 or 5), and her kids can eat them (cos she only needs the peel) and be healthy. Whereas at the moment kids eat junk but do not eat enough fruit. It's a logical thought
Using fruit as a contraceptive would increase the amount of fruit you'd have in the house and so you'd be eating healthier as well
@@fatbelly27 It's really not a logical thought. What kid is going to eat an orange which is already peeled to be used as contraceptive?
If I knew my mum was doing that, i'd throw all the oranges in the bin as soon as they entered the house.
Also the only way to peel the orange into a condom like shape, would be to cut in half and spoon out all the insides of the orange. If you peeled in normally it wouldn't be effective as contraception. So what kid is going to eat much orange that has been spooned out?
Once again, Karl has had an idea which makes a slight bit of sense. But as soon as you go into the details of it, his ideas are ridiculous. Only fellow idiots think his ideas are genius.
Talk about food for thought.
i just love the way he says bun! it's so funny i sometimes skip the video to the end just to hear that part!
What I love about this is he has actually got a point even though it sounds ridiculous haha
Oh my god, don't listen to these while drinking coffee, I almost died! LOL
Mad how the supermarket video is like an elevator version of the title music haha.
Run!! Here comes 'coconut John', lol
0:36 Karl's point proven!
“A treat for everyone”
you cant beat waking up to lastnights pizza after a night on the beer
i love the look on steves face when he gets the condoms
you are completely right!!
1:14 Steve's face 😂
I believe oranges grow along the Mediterranean (and the orange rind idea came from Giacomo Casanova, who lived in Italy)
A treat for everyone lol.
0:16, Sir Jimmy?
what episode is this from?
Reminds me of bolton how it is now. Jeremy kyle fodder
0:52 2:00 2:09
Exactly what i noticed.
Nice Video
You'd think they'd have developed a decent cervix cork by now.
Turkey Twizzlers are found in the freezer section
It Must Be RoofCake in the freezer section of the year 2002. they havent been sold for over a decade
Americans have no fucking clue what that shit is.
The cartoonist just winged it.
The animators missed a trick not drawing Jamie Oliver in the turkey twizzler section
Had to look up Turkey Twizzlers. Suddenly, I find it incredulous that the world makes fun of what Americans eat, ffs.
Sirius Lee turkey twizzlers havent been sold for over 10 years, well 7 years when you made that comment. they stopped making them in about 2003. the uk moved on when it comes to food, the usa still makes the same artificial laced everything
Where would they even get the oranges from back then? Exotic fruits would have been rare back then
wierd how he says young girl having kids and she walks off with someone looking like jimmy saville
Definitely deliberate 😂
what english area accent is ricky using at the end, for the woman on the bed? it's very funny!
you're right, they do! and Jamie Oliver manage to eliminate the crap from school kids' menus. yup they are gross that's for sure. here in quebec we have pork rinds. similar to this product, they are strips of pig skin fried to a crisp and quite disgusting!
"ooh always a bloody romantic!"
of course...but this is the point
"people now are trying to get us to eat more fruit..." 0:55 errr.... what? lol
I thought it was supposed to be Jimmy Saville for a disturbing moment.
2:33 how Karl's face goes from frustration to surprise is so subtle yet so hilarious xD
Ha ha. Like it!!
it took me 2 minutes to understand wtf he was on about.
I can’t understand what Karl says at the end and Ricky laughs, could some one tell me? Please. Btw this is gold
He says "A burger is not going to be helpful for anyone!"
@@LimSky420 thanksss
Was that meant to be Vicky Pollard lool
bit yorkshire I think and slightly manc
+Jaytotheell
A Turkey Twizzler is not remotely "similar" to a pork rind. For those of you in England a pork rind is a pork scratching. Firstly, different animal meat. Secondly, different process of producing. Thirdly, a pork rind is a dry pre-cooked snack in a crisp packet. A turkey twizzler is soft processed turkey that has to be cooked from the packet and served warm. U_U what
that's incredible!
Public Image Live forthly they havent made turkey twizzlers since the early 2000s.
I didn't know what "contraception" was but I looked it up.
Oh and when i was in UK the world was called lancaster. Maybe they are backwards.
🥭
How is that suppose to work?
Citric acid is a spermicide so half an orange would make a very rudimentary but effective diaphragm, how they figured that out in the first place is another question entirely...
@@krashd probably the same guy who discovered you can drink milk from cows and goats.
‘Alf o’ wha?
It is, it is. I went vegetarian about a year ago, and I still feel great about it. Maybe you should try it.
Saturn. but we dont eat pizza for breakfast and neither did the yanks when i lived there. they ate cereal with this weird white water that comes from mammals.
jimmy saville and vicky pollard..
Pizza is a great breakfast, why not? What's wrong with pizza?
keith lemon and vicky pollard lol
and what the heck are they? some kind of cheeto?
please help. 2 09. a burger WHAT?
"A burger is not going to be helpful for anyone" - Karl Pilkington
that sounds burny.
It's turkey shaped into a twisted shape... Just because it looks disgusting doesn't mean it's bad. The reason people make fun of Americans is because they just add unhealthy stuff to everything, I mean even the salad is unhealthy. (BTW I used to live in England and now live in the US so I know it's that way because I see the nasty food.
northern accent, sounding much like yorkshire....
more like Jimmy Savile
idk y they call it the ricky gervas show, every time i watch it, 90% of it is the guy on the right talking.
...
What the fuck did I just witness?
Pork rinds are pretty common in the US. Trust me, these are not some variety of crisp. These are extruded pieces of disgusting processed meat. Way worse than pork rinds (but I used to like the spicy kind.)
Over here we are nowhere near as bad as you yanks! Schools offer healthy foods and pizza isn't considered breakfast!
Didn't they use herbal contraceptives back in the day? Who was sticking an orange on their dong? What historian came up with this preposterous scenario?
I gave it a thumbs down because I liked it. Tonight I'm not going to get pregnant by a man with a bun.
I... what the hell was his point? Couldn't catch any of his bullshit
What's funny is fruit and veggies aren't exactly healthy for us.
Veggies definitely are
Who the hell has crisps and mars bars for dinner? Noone is having a cup of tea and biscuits for breakfast and not many people have chips with a side of fat for tea. I dunno what world you live in!
WTF is this about fruit and genitalia?!
Google it. They look disgusting.
gross! anyways it's all disgusting, those extruded and fried and dehydrated ANY type of meats!