Cheating Penguin Caught with Robot Penguin!

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  • Опубліковано 11 жов 2024
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    Hilarious Cheating Penguin Fail - Caught in the act with our Rockhopper Cam
    It's love at first sight for one rockhopper penguin as he lays eyes on our robotic rockhopper penguin cam. But his jealous female partner soon puts a stop to his flirtatious behaviour.
    Clip taken from Penguins - Spy in the Huddle (Waddle all the Way)
    Narrated by David Tennant
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  • @SmashBrosBrawl
    @SmashBrosBrawl 4 роки тому +12906

    The fact that she was in such hurry back home tells me this isn't the first time he's done this

    • @cordyceps7531
      @cordyceps7531 4 роки тому +61

      Stolen

    • @cordyceps7531
      @cordyceps7531 4 роки тому +25

      K smart guy

    • @SmashBrosBrawl
      @SmashBrosBrawl 4 роки тому +144

      I'm in my 20s you morons. My avatar is the guy from pawn stars, who's gen x

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 4 роки тому +21

      @@SmashBrosBrawl Shut up and write something original next time, boomer.

    • @SmashBrosBrawl
      @SmashBrosBrawl 4 роки тому +137

      @@balabanasireti ok poverty-chan

  • @segawolf1487
    @segawolf1487 7 років тому +13292

    Damn, her cheater senses were off the charts, no wonder she hurried back

  • @nicoleallistar5062
    @nicoleallistar5062 6 років тому +5873

    Omg the way she runs .....Im dead

    • @lisamartin3734
      @lisamartin3734 5 років тому +217

      SHE IS ON A MISSION !!!

    • @KILLRXNOEVIRUS
      @KILLRXNOEVIRUS 4 роки тому +7

      *FlexAir2 anyone (◉ ͜ʖ◉)?*

    • @flufflewarrior
      @flufflewarrior 4 роки тому +38

      Julissa Contreras „Coming for that cheating chicken!“

    • @maheshnayak2941
      @maheshnayak2941 4 роки тому +5

      @@lisamartin3734 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @UchihaDarkForce
      @UchihaDarkForce 4 роки тому +25

      I found 1:04 especially amusing

  • @drealynne4256
    @drealynne4256 4 роки тому +4561

    You know her BFF called her out at sea and was like "guuurrrlllll guess who's up on that rock with JJ" 🐧 🐧

  • @s.s.5928
    @s.s.5928 4 роки тому +782

    His wife done fell and everything trying to get to his cheating ass lol 😂

  • @UchihaOPBrian
    @UchihaOPBrian 4 роки тому +7365

    😂 She sensed the Cheating a mile away look at that speed she came with.

    • @speedskater5613
      @speedskater5613 3 роки тому +96

      Yep most women have that 6th sense when things aren’t right....

    • @leila1529
      @leila1529 3 роки тому +3

      SKSHJAALMFAO

    • @ujutheghost
      @ujutheghost 3 роки тому +12

      Crying😂😭she did tho

    • @MamaMOB
      @MamaMOB 3 роки тому +20

      She came RUNNING at that bitch! And with those tiny legs that can’t be easy.

    • @MK-pz5gf
      @MK-pz5gf 3 роки тому +20

      It's because her friend saw him and she snitched on him with a whatsapp message

  • @spetersen2173
    @spetersen2173 6 років тому +11965

    He’s like damn girl, there’s just something different about you. You’re not like the other chicks 😂

    • @lonelydog4536
      @lonelydog4536 4 роки тому +587

      Yeah the fact she is like twice his size 🤣

    • @thegamingcat1524
      @thegamingcat1524 4 роки тому +306

      Robo penguin: yeah I’m a dude

    • @choreboy988
      @choreboy988 4 роки тому +157

      Male penguin: chirps, clicks, squeaks.
      Lady penguin: **whirs**
      Story of my life, am I right fellas?

    • @giangarciamusic
      @giangarciamusic 4 роки тому +8

      @@thegamingcat1524 😂

    • @x-kid1848
      @x-kid1848 4 роки тому +6

      Literally

  • @cipher88101
    @cipher88101 6 років тому +3526

    "I leave the beach for 10 minutes and your making moves on the toaster!"

    • @SatumainenOlento
      @SatumainenOlento 4 роки тому +13

      Hahhhhaaaa 😂😂😂😂

    • @TitoTheThird
      @TitoTheThird 4 роки тому +31

      Um, you mean vacuum cleaner? (Mom, I swear I'm just cleaning my room.) 😂

    • @adorable3817
      @adorable3817 3 роки тому +2

      *you're 😊✌💜

    • @minimars3696
      @minimars3696 3 роки тому +2

      Underrated, I should say😂😂😂😂😂

    • @thriathlonpro
      @thriathlonpro 3 роки тому +1

      You're* !!!!! When the fk people finally learn it

  • @stephenpawn
    @stephenpawn 3 роки тому +599

    "Honey, I was just looking. I swear I wasn't cheating!" -Every cheater of every species.

  • @pixalthesansfangirl3714
    @pixalthesansfangirl3714 4 роки тому +314

    “Martha, wait! Why are you leaving in such a hurry?“
    “𝘔𝘺 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨“

  • @kuuttinen
    @kuuttinen 6 років тому +8430

    When you catch your mate flirting to a robot..based on how fast she was hopping home it's not the first time lol

  • @RmonteiroHQ
    @RmonteiroHQ 9 років тому +5201

    "THIS IS NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, BABE!!"

    • @ThefamousMrcroissant
      @ThefamousMrcroissant 5 років тому +35

      Quite literally true, considering it's a spy cam

    • @danishbutter655
      @danishbutter655 4 роки тому +4

      And who the hell are you? To please my husband! Then harrasses bot Something like that.

    • @jayney6176
      @jayney6176 3 роки тому +2

      It’s exactly what it looks like!!! 🤣

    • @jayney6176
      @jayney6176 3 роки тому

      Isn’t this entrapment? Is it even legal? Was the robot “soliciting”? I have questions!

    • @JArm1996
      @JArm1996 3 роки тому +1

      "Oh, then what does it look like, Paul? Cause it looks to me you were about to start flapping your flippers with Jess AGAIN" 😠😂

  • @Abrakillo
    @Abrakillo 6 років тому +10516

    when ur at the mall and u see ur husband with a mannequin

    • @ddelv583
      @ddelv583 5 років тому +164

      😂😂😂🤣😂🤣🤩😂😂

    • @ezj8262
      @ezj8262 4 роки тому +335

      Better than finding him with another man. . . #thesedays

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 4 роки тому +239

      @@ezj8262 "No I'm not gay, he's just my best friend!"

    • @arieldesjar
      @arieldesjar 4 роки тому +50

      @@bravadopure5102 It's a joke

    • @sebastiansantos1471
      @sebastiansantos1471 4 роки тому +42

      @@ezj8262 What do you mean by these days, are you generalizing? not all men are like that...

  • @sugarplum7092
    @sugarplum7092 3 роки тому +380

    I've never seen a penguin rush back so fast just to peck the robot two times and then immediately forgiving her boyfriend for cheating 😂

    • @Kotak_Kalibrasi
      @Kotak_Kalibrasi 3 роки тому +2

      Penguin more smart than human.. she know what is point problem... 😆

    • @Gibeah
      @Gibeah Рік тому

      ​​@@mon_avis2978yeah that's why kings executed traitors. Vindictiveness.
      I wish I could penalize you for saying something stupid too... oh wait, "I tell you, on the day of judgment people will give account for every careless word they speak" Matthew 12:36
      You'll get what's coming to ya.

    • @upturnedblousecollar5811
      @upturnedblousecollar5811 Рік тому +5

      Think about it though. Maybe SHE was hurrying back from a cheating date, too 🤣

  • @FortoFight
    @FortoFight 4 роки тому +1239

    Imagine leaving one of those new sex robots on a park bench and a man comes over and starts flirting with it, then his girlfriend angrily runs towards the bench, throws the robot on the ground, and reconciles with the guy.

    • @Zaxares
      @Zaxares 4 роки тому +128

      "Oh baby! Such fire! Such passion! I had no idea you felt so strongly about me! From now on, I'm yours, and ONLY yours!" *side-wink at camera*

    • @anitat9727
      @anitat9727 3 роки тому +63

      It'd be hilarious if some aliens staged that with us.

    • @maemi2131
      @maemi2131 3 роки тому

      Wasted my time with this bullshit comment.

    • @FortoFight
      @FortoFight 3 роки тому +11

      @@maemi2131 😔

    • @maemi2131
      @maemi2131 3 роки тому

      @@FortoFight Sorry🌸

  • @nonaambansjourney2022
    @nonaambansjourney2022 6 років тому +5451

    Can we just stop for a moment and realize those people did a good job at making those robots😁

    • @vxCOCOxv
      @vxCOCOxv 4 роки тому +96

      Nadya imbiri They really do! It’s awesome to see how some animals accept them!

    • @QuangPham-ti8fg
      @QuangPham-ti8fg 4 роки тому +6

      Why not...it is better wrong than letting it happens

    • @kevindelgado7083
      @kevindelgado7083 4 роки тому +25

      This is hella scary actually!

    • @reecemilan7763
      @reecemilan7763 4 роки тому

      Well they most be doing something right

    • @Askeletontrappedinamanbody
      @Askeletontrappedinamanbody 4 роки тому +13

      @Nadya imbiri not really, they're ugly as hell and always look like muppets. Animals are just trusting idiots.

  • @maratodoric1852
    @maratodoric1852 9 років тому +5689

    i would kill that son of a penguin!!! U cheat on me?! after all the fish I gave you!?

    • @mariamadiallo483
      @mariamadiallo483 9 років тому +187

      Hahaha yeah after all the rotten fish you give me this.

    • @slv6470
      @slv6470 7 років тому +10

      😂😂

    • @n3r3sh77
      @n3r3sh77 7 років тому +24

      PATTON Wait... So what do the adults eat then?

    • @inziswap0125
      @inziswap0125 7 років тому +1

      Mara Todorić 😂😂😂

    • @minxx.
      @minxx. 6 років тому +6

      noobenstein, you mean feminazi, not feminist.

  • @caramelqueengaming3601
    @caramelqueengaming3601 7 років тому +1975

    “They only have eyes for each other”
    Um.. He was getting at someone else.

    • @Liuhuayue
      @Liuhuayue 4 роки тому +71

      That's after she dominated the robot penguin. XD

    • @estieeu2364
      @estieeu2364 3 роки тому +12

      Right! Once she's gone again he'll be right back at it😂😂

    • @lostnhollow
      @lostnhollow 3 роки тому +1

      @Christina Jones put your watching fingers on

    • @UXtatic
      @UXtatic 3 роки тому +1

      Exactly. The male penguin had no choice or he would actually lose them.😂

  • @MrEssedis
    @MrEssedis 4 роки тому +506

    She's running up there screaming his name "Rickyyy" and he's telling the camera "for the love of God woman run"

    • @kayahayward
      @kayahayward 3 роки тому +16

      I AM GOING TO HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK THIS IS TOO FUNNY

    • @allylou8514
      @allylou8514 3 роки тому

      LoL 😂

    • @sovereignboss1841
      @sovereignboss1841 3 роки тому +1

      @@kayahayward this didn't even make me fake chuckle. I guess old people laugh at boring jokes like these

    • @kayahayward
      @kayahayward 3 роки тому +5

      @@sovereignboss1841 lol i literally just turned 19 four days ago, but whatever. everyone has a different sense of humor, I just don't really think its necessary to be rude if you don't vibe with it, so long as it isn't hurting anything.

    • @sovereignboss1841
      @sovereignboss1841 3 роки тому

      @@kayahayward well your 2 years older than me old man.
      I like keune chungus 69 stonks wide putin oppai

  • @MaiXoxo3
    @MaiXoxo3 4 роки тому +251

    She spied on him from the ocean 😂 & he got caught lmao

  • @relic141
    @relic141 9 років тому +2556

    Wait... Seriously, who went out on the ocean and told this female penguin he was messing around???! This is the truly amazing thing here, if in fact that is how she knew to run home....

    • @mikefoley3785
      @mikefoley3785 8 років тому +280

      +relic141 --That part was most likely fudged a little bit. It is normal for the pair to trade off going out to see to feed. They just waited until she finally got back on her own and made it seem like she returned because of his behavior. That was most likely not even her in the scene of a penguin running home at full speed.

    • @lunawolfheart336
      @lunawolfheart336 6 років тому +92

      relic141 she just knew girls just know when there cheated on

    • @lisamartin3734
      @lisamartin3734 5 років тому +63

      Hey news travels fast in the penguin circles.

    • @angryblackbird3097
      @angryblackbird3097 5 років тому +45

      Someone’s a snitch

    • @360rocketz
      @360rocketz 5 років тому +89

      they most likely videod a random penguin swimming back to shore, then another random one jumping the rocks, and then they videod a penguin bashing the robot penguin. All seperate penguins, but you wouldnt know the difference so they make a bullshit story that youd fall for lol

  • @Sanguanboon
    @Sanguanboon 9 років тому +3065

    That home wrecker penguin-cam!

  • @ronnieway1
    @ronnieway1 9 років тому +821

    Ha ha ha!! She is one pissed off penguin! She's stomping her little webbed feet and she's thinking! "I'm gonna keeeel that bitch, mess with my old man will ya!'

    • @shayla4843
      @shayla4843 8 років тому

      Lmao your comment made my day 😂😂

    • @ronnieway1
      @ronnieway1 8 років тому

      Fluffeh Thank you. I'm glad it made you laugh! You know what they say? Laughter is the best medicine?

    • @mothmaiden4413
      @mothmaiden4413 8 років тому +5

      +Christina Poisson it won't fix this FISHY relationship! (rimshot)
      I'm sorry I couldn't help myself...

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 8 років тому +1

      Christina Poisson I know right. I'm about to kick somebody's....

  • @kylascustoms4001
    @kylascustoms4001 3 роки тому +172

    THE WAY HER HEAD WAS ARCHED LIKE SHE WAS ON A MISSION BACK HOME RUNNING LIKE NARUTO LOLLLL

  • @My.Dear.Journal
    @My.Dear.Journal 3 роки тому +188

    Its like Jerry Springer 😂 what ALWAYS annoyed me was when the girl found out her bf was cheating, she goes straight after the girl instead of him. Like girl u both should be teaming up for playing you both 🙄🙄

    • @Georg3e
      @Georg3e 3 роки тому +11

      I know right!

    • @ellasoriginalchannel9713
      @ellasoriginalchannel9713 3 роки тому +12

      Excatly! You a smart person! Thank you!

    • @madisnzz
      @madisnzz 3 роки тому +16

      Unless the girl knows, I blame the guy full whole heartily

    • @johnnysmith379
      @johnnysmith379 3 роки тому +2

      Who knew penguins could be pickmes too? I mean if they are smart enough to cheat, they are smart enough to dump.

    • @johnnysmith379
      @johnnysmith379 3 роки тому +1

      @@madisnzz No, it's always the guys fault. Hetero women have been conditioned to tolerate shit behaviour from their partners, not to mention they could be dependent on the man too. What you said is quite gross actually.

  • @Liuhuayue
    @Liuhuayue 8 років тому +1917

    It's so funny how the little live penguin had the hots for such a tall decoy penguin. I guess he likes the Amazon-types. ;)

  • @halid36
    @halid36 8 років тому +1675

    I didn't know Penguins can move that fast.

    • @Rubywing4
      @Rubywing4 7 років тому +50

      And rock their heads that fast.

    • @eternal7bangtan19
      @eternal7bangtan19 7 років тому +56

      Looks like she felt her partner trying to hook up with some big robot penguin(lol)

    • @InquisitorThomas
      @InquisitorThomas 7 років тому +15

      Well Rockhopper Penguins are really good at hopping across rocks, it’s kinda in their name.

    • @yummyramen2821
      @yummyramen2821 5 років тому +2

      Well after months of not getting a posi I bet you would go fast too

    • @anniefannycharles9951
      @anniefannycharles9951 5 років тому

      @@InquisitorThomas haha - good one!

  • @oceansides8076
    @oceansides8076 6 років тому +560

    That female penguin was running with a mission

  • @lisin4444
    @lisin4444 4 роки тому +293

    The way she waddles back absolutely enraged 💀

  • @tamilkidsvideos
    @tamilkidsvideos 3 роки тому +123

    Very interesting to see the robo animals and the reactions to them from the real animals. Lovely. Great work and effort.

    • @gunasegar84
      @gunasegar84 3 роки тому

      I like your tamil video on rhymes for kids 👍

  • @043justdoit
    @043justdoit 9 років тому +1975

    You should place responsibility on the cheater. Not the random third party.

    • @kt47793
      @kt47793 8 років тому +127

      +Royals there penguins I don't think they think of it like a person would lol

    • @shelledwalnut1960
      @shelledwalnut1960 8 років тому +89

      +Royals lol I don't think penguins would ever have the capacity to think that. I agree with you though.

    • @badgalbinka
      @badgalbinka 7 років тому +143

      Daisy Fields funny because most people don’t think like that either. Guess some people aren’t smarter than them

    • @kingofdjembe
      @kingofdjembe 7 років тому +50

      I guess the penguin doesn't think in terms of responsibility, but mostly in terms of possibilities and facts : if she beats/threatens/alienates the third party, the partner has no possibility to cheat on her with this third party. The danger is gone.

    • @Demi.d3mi
      @Demi.d3mi 6 років тому +9

      Lel i think the lady penguin was just being territorial, what's theirs is theirs

  • @ryanritchings2834
    @ryanritchings2834 7 років тому +615

    Female penguin: you wait till we get home.
    Male penguin: babe I swear she was coming on to me, I was like no sorry I'm taken.

  • @Crosby4hyg
    @Crosby4hyg 8 років тому +494

    these penglings aint loyal

    • @aidangm7419
      @aidangm7419 4 роки тому +1

      Some are. Like the king penguin for example. Less than a third of the birds a typical colony have the same mate for life

  • @1398go
    @1398go 4 роки тому +199

    How on Earth does she know? I mean that's got to be a couple hundred birds and she was WAY out there. Lol

    • @AwesomeReshiram
      @AwesomeReshiram 4 роки тому +10

      smell

    • @derysu8053
      @derysu8053 4 роки тому +49

      Women re faster than the fbi

    • @matthewfoong
      @matthewfoong 4 роки тому +18

      Clearly the story is fabricated they are just random penguins, you think they filmed this one penguin coming back knowing it was the mate of this otherone

    • @killdozer7792
      @killdozer7792 4 роки тому +27

      Penguins can recognise each other by their distinctive call.

    • @IDK-fv3hu
      @IDK-fv3hu 3 роки тому +17

      @@matthewfoong I doubt so, she went immediately for that spy penguin

  • @dr.s.choudhury8089
    @dr.s.choudhury8089 3 роки тому +66

    Encyclopaedia: Penguins are monogamous for life
    This penguin: tries to bang the first robo penguin he lay his eyes on 😂😂😂

    • @maggiec3387
      @maggiec3387 3 роки тому +8

      I think they say about 80-90% of the species tend to be monogamous with outliers like this sneaky penguin messing up data for the hell of it

    • @mon_avis2978
      @mon_avis2978 Рік тому

      @@maggiec3387 Wait...his mate was at first missing in action. How was he to know she was just late?

  • @philyip4432
    @philyip4432 7 років тому +678

    She had to " forgive " him , because all the other penguins were already all coupled up ! She had no other options !

    • @cordyceps7531
      @cordyceps7531 7 років тому +9

      phil yip never thought of it like that.

    • @sarahl3721
      @sarahl3721 5 років тому +31

      Well she could have got with the robot!

    • @astro_not7
      @astro_not7 4 роки тому +38

      @@sarahl3721 she's straight though

    • @sarahl3721
      @sarahl3721 4 роки тому +13

      @@astro_not7 It's a robot!

    • @oddpotato4038
      @oddpotato4038 4 роки тому +3

      @@sarahl3721 someone already married a hologram, so maybe it does count? lol

  • @piggypoo
    @piggypoo 4 роки тому +2590

    Imagine your hubby is flirting with some girl who's a head taller than him. He looking for the strong genes.

    • @koalatheworld
      @koalatheworld 4 роки тому +56

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 4 роки тому +69

      Yeah it's hard not to respect him for chasing after someone taller than him without pause. Everyone I know wants summin shorter

    • @MyNguyen-gv2ip
      @MyNguyen-gv2ip 4 роки тому +30

      @@koalatheworld especially if she's a robot

    • @inthelandofmorethansmall7582
      @inthelandofmorethansmall7582 3 роки тому +33

      If my man went after a taller woman, I wouldn't really know what to do...
      Hes 6'4".
      She would have to be REAL TALL!

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 3 роки тому

      .🤔😑🖕.

  • @FrappMocha
    @FrappMocha 8 років тому +2148

    Today, on Jerry Springer....

  • @wugo2295
    @wugo2295 3 роки тому +37

    Now I understand where “ little bird told me” came from.

  • @theo.g.b_striesand-_-5505
    @theo.g.b_striesand-_-5505 3 роки тому +28

    The music for the mate coming back to shore was everything 😂

    • @allylou5151
      @allylou5151 4 місяці тому

      I was crying 😭 with laughter

  • @omgee9802
    @omgee9802 6 років тому +547

    “And they only have eyes for each other...”
    LIES!!!
    That male one’s a cheater!!

    • @arsenioseslpodcast3143
      @arsenioseslpodcast3143 4 роки тому +4

      calm down bitch

    • @tranquilrabies
      @tranquilrabies 4 роки тому +50

      @@arsenioseslpodcast3143 Are you the male penguin?

    • @Justanotherboredgirl
      @Justanotherboredgirl 3 роки тому

      @@arsenioseslpodcast3143 this is why you "will" be single

    • @Li-ou6mc
      @Li-ou6mc 3 роки тому +1

      @@arsenioseslpodcast3143 woah there calm down asshole, and because of how im talking im sure you can tell IM the calm one, its not like what you said damaged my petty ego or anything, yea im the calmm onee not like im angry at someone whos just speaking facts - you.

  • @Layla-jc2ok
    @Layla-jc2ok 5 років тому +322

    1:06 That penguin on the left in the back be like
    "Sharkeisha NOOO! Sharkeisha don't kick her!!" 😂

  • @WoodyTheChilli
    @WoodyTheChilli 11 років тому +264

    LOL she is like.. stay away from mah man gurrrl, so cute XD

  • @ciociaroirrequiete2927
    @ciociaroirrequiete2927 4 роки тому +52

    haha sucks to be "in quite the hurry" when you have the land mobility of a burlap sack of potatoes

  • @pippishortstocking7913
    @pippishortstocking7913 4 роки тому +23

    "Hmm. That's weird. Whenever she raises her wings she makes a whirling sound".
    Wife: "HE'S CHEATING I JUST KNOWWWWWS IT!"

  • @xWinterstarex7
    @xWinterstarex7 8 років тому +267

    Her lady-penguin senses were tingling

  • @aquamarie9346
    @aquamarie9346 6 років тому +232

    she was like *"GET OFF MY MAN BEITCH!!!"*

  • @italianbucket6357
    @italianbucket6357 5 років тому +389

    When a robot can find love and i can't

  • @onee
    @onee 3 роки тому +52

    I love how the hubby doesn't get hurt, but robot penguin does. Just like humans. If a man catches his wife cheating, he often fights the other guy instead of getting mad at his wife.

    • @wellnessconnect3368
      @wellnessconnect3368 3 роки тому

      So I take it you’re the third party who got beat up

    • @onee
      @onee 3 роки тому +9

      @@wellnessconnect3368 I'm a virgin.... ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
      I was just pointing out that you can't put the blame on one person in an act that requires two people.

    • @sxxxxxlxxx
      @sxxxxxlxxx 2 роки тому +8

      Women do the same, go after the girl who cheated with their partner instead of getting mad at the partner

    • @sxxxxxlxxx
      @sxxxxxlxxx 2 роки тому +5

      @@onee well this too but the main thing should be that you FIRST should be mad at your cheating spouse since they're the ones who cheated

  • @rejuvenator8966
    @rejuvenator8966 3 роки тому +25

    Lesson here is, that if you find your significant other cheating, just beat up the third party and your partner will love you again

  • @madysonkinter8321
    @madysonkinter8321 9 років тому +83

    Female: I'm coming honey just gotta fight this ocean.

  • @Amber-yz5hg
    @Amber-yz5hg 6 років тому +153

    When your mum says dinner is on the table 0:46

  • @flubbycat1724
    @flubbycat1724 9 років тому +45

    Haha Maury Show penguins. You can just imagine the bleeping sounds during the female's squawking at the robot

  • @FaithandNova
    @FaithandNova 4 роки тому +578

    Typical woman goes after the other woman just to return to her cheating man

    • @dadk5470
      @dadk5470 4 роки тому +178

      Faith Kings
      Typical man, cheating at every opportunity he gets, even with a robot!!

    • @Onigirli
      @Onigirli 4 роки тому +20

      119 sycophantic incels and counting. Yeah that's how it usually works though. You think it's any different with men? Even the ones who do the right thing and end the relationship end up pining for the cheating woman they "left behind" and force their poor friends to listen to them bitch about all women, all day (or Liking comments that support their whinging, which annoys me more than the comment itself)

    • @DracoMalfoy-ys2mo
      @DracoMalfoy-ys2mo 4 роки тому +2

      @Da Malakay stfu

    • @sebastiansantos1471
      @sebastiansantos1471 4 роки тому +35

      That is an animal, Calm down dude not every woman is like your ex gf...

    • @sebastiansantos1471
      @sebastiansantos1471 4 роки тому +19

      @@dadk5470 Calm down bitch not every man is like Your Ex BF....

  • @Quantdummy
    @Quantdummy 3 роки тому +7

    To create a story narrative out of these events, is just pure genius. Salute to the creators

    • @mon_avis2978
      @mon_avis2978 Рік тому +2

      The narrator's voice, Scottish accent, and delivery are perfect, too.

  • @Romancefantasy
    @Romancefantasy 6 років тому +41

    She swam like she was on a mission to catch him.

  • @LadyBludgeon
    @LadyBludgeon 11 років тому +795

    LOL Even real penguins prefer robots as companions. XD We humans had created sex-bots for other species without realizing it. LOL

  • @Q1Rong
    @Q1Rong 5 років тому +78

    "They only have eyes for eachother" pfft and a robot

  • @deja-vuatfirstsight7020
    @deja-vuatfirstsight7020 3 роки тому +64

    When you realize that humans aren't the only pieces of sh*t on this earth

    • @ashlouw5350
      @ashlouw5350 3 роки тому +2

      Hahaha 🤣

    • @HIHaiki
      @HIHaiki 3 роки тому +1

      When u realise how dramatic women r 🙄

  • @ignazs.5816
    @ignazs.5816 3 роки тому +12

    How fast she was running home reminds me of when I used to run home from school so I could watch the power rangers.

  • @Furrina89
    @Furrina89 10 років тому +504

    The male-penguin was a cheater. How is it the poor penguin-cam's fault? Learn to control your man, gurl!

    • @mariamadiallo483
      @mariamadiallo483 9 років тому +42

      I thought she would've killed her man. I would've.

    • @ionlyfearphobophobia
      @ionlyfearphobophobia 5 років тому

      loves a funny thing

    • @javirios3107
      @javirios3107 5 років тому +3

      What?! Control your woman! He was about to get that thick side!

    • @nottoday5773
      @nottoday5773 4 роки тому

      Poor penguin cam

    • @rustcohle3803
      @rustcohle3803 4 роки тому +8

      Lmao I love how people act like these penguins are humans

  • @mysteryof7
    @mysteryof7 4 роки тому +119

    Once a cheater always a cheater. She better stay onshore, she might not be so lucky next time.

  • @marcelinezxcv
    @marcelinezxcv 8 років тому +222

    OKAY SO I CAME TO LOOK FOR THAT CHEATING PENGUIN VIDEO BUT I FOUND THE DOCTOR

  • @TheSmart-CasualGamer
    @TheSmart-CasualGamer 2 роки тому +25

    What's weird about this is that most penguins seem to be able to tell that these aren't real.
    Then you have some like this guy.

    • @ThirrinDiamond
      @ThirrinDiamond Рік тому +2

      HAGSJFKJSFKFK Maybe that's why he was into it

  • @holylandfan3275
    @holylandfan3275 4 роки тому +13

    CAN I NOT LEAVE YOU ALONE FOR 5 SECONDS?
    Get BACK you shameless hussy!!!

  • @minishotzy4079
    @minishotzy4079 7 років тому +27

    Penguin: yo, dude, let's go catching fish, and swim really fast
    Robot penguin: yeee, I have this back injury

  • @katylopez101c6
    @katylopez101c6 7 років тому +106

    1:38 When the beat drops

  • @compilationinc4236
    @compilationinc4236 8 років тому +109

    Bruh somebody please do a voice over

  • @christhegreek4889
    @christhegreek4889 4 роки тому +13

    "It's not what you think" Male penguin said.

  • @julissasailormercury6738
    @julissasailormercury6738 4 роки тому +18

    She swam back fast 😂😂😂😂

  • @kevinforbesofficial
    @kevinforbesofficial 8 років тому +82

    I am so used to David Tennant's fake British accent that it is strange hearing his real Scottish one.

    • @ZeldaFoxEars
      @ZeldaFoxEars 8 років тому +31

      Scotland is still British. You mean English lol.

    • @rabbit0664
      @rabbit0664 8 років тому +3

      Nicholas Druminor Oh it is him. XD

    • @MaryIsEatingAnApple
      @MaryIsEatingAnApple 6 років тому +2

      This isn't David Tennant O.o what...

    • @ghostygirl15
      @ghostygirl15 6 років тому +1

      Undertaker The Coffin Man It says in the description that the documentary was narrated by David Tennant ^0^

    • @ddelv583
      @ddelv583 5 років тому

      @@ghostygirl15 think he noticed! 😁😂😁

  • @MusicGamesEverything
    @MusicGamesEverything 5 років тому +24

    *Penguin casually swimming in the ocean*
    *cheating detector goes off*

  • @DrugBat
    @DrugBat 9 років тому +39

    Then after picking herself up, she stares at her attacker and proceeds to open her beak where we concelead a flame thrower and a napalm canister for when she gets in trouble. After announcing "come at me bro" she starts to spew fire and napalm at her attackers while performing the victory screech.

  • @stephaniejcy
    @stephaniejcy 3 роки тому +9

    Someone tell bestie that if she keeps forgiving him, he’ll keep doing it. She deserves better lmaoo

  • @tranquilrabies
    @tranquilrabies 4 роки тому +7

    0:02 "You're being distant and weird. Are you even listening to me?"

  • @tastycocoa1
    @tastycocoa1 4 роки тому +27

    Just call it penguin 🐧 intuition “something ain’t right”

  • @huntforbigfloptober1333
    @huntforbigfloptober1333 7 років тому +336

    Male: Hm... Who's that nice piece of tail?
    (robot moves)
    Male: Oh yeah, I love the way you move all slow like, like you're not even real. Don't even talk like other dames. You're pretty great.
    Meanwhile...
    Female: (in a hurry) Oh no, I think I left the oven on! I have to hurry, I don't think that nitwit Antonio will shut it off. Out of the way, bitch, I'm walkin here and- WHAT THE HELL? (beats up the robot) STUPID HOMEWRECKER BITCH!
    (she goes back to the male)
    Female: Oh I love you, honey.

    • @truesoulghost2777
      @truesoulghost2777 5 років тому +3

      Haha nice

    • @g1oomer
      @g1oomer 5 років тому +9

      Joke too long

    • @jerkjackson8536
      @jerkjackson8536 5 років тому +2

      Ha Antonio. Ur such a girl ha ;)

    • @sexyladyakb
      @sexyladyakb 4 роки тому +1

      Veronica Garza this story .. 🤣😂🤣😂

    • @sexyladyakb
      @sexyladyakb 4 роки тому +1

      Glad you named him Antonio .. nukkuhs named Antonio, Anthony, or tony CHEAT 🤣😂😂🤣

  • @RockNerd231
    @RockNerd231 9 років тому +45

    Plays R. Kelly "Trapped On The Sea Shore"

  • @abcdefoff3307
    @abcdefoff3307 3 роки тому +4

    0:52 That, my friend, was the sama exact 5km path that my dad used to walk on a daily basis from his house to his school. My dad is a superhero for that. Imagine walking there everyday just to get a proper education... I could never.

  • @alicemiriah
    @alicemiriah 3 роки тому +6

    She took him back, immediately. That’s the hood love

  • @crystalite7922
    @crystalite7922 6 років тому +36

    LMAO THE WAY THE PENGUIN LIKE CAME TO HER MATE 😂

  • @thetwistedsamurai
    @thetwistedsamurai 9 років тому +81

    I thought penguins stuck to one mate and one mate only?

    • @NunyJr
      @NunyJr 9 років тому +182

      No, every specie has sluts and whores.

    • @DDRPenguins72
      @DDRPenguins72 9 років тому +37

      Not all penguins become mates for life. It's the emperor penguins that do that.

    • @aznlalaland
      @aznlalaland 9 років тому +5

      +Claystead ooo so fucking original. someone tell this old geezer that it's 2015 not 1995

    • @aznlalaland
      @aznlalaland 9 років тому +1

      ***** merica needs to get bombed 4 srs

    • @paolagutierrez7044
      @paolagutierrez7044 9 років тому

      +NunyJr Beautiful way of putting it

  • @noellefritz5678
    @noellefritz5678 8 років тому +46

    What am I doing with my life

  • @SL-my4fg
    @SL-my4fg 3 роки тому +5

    She swam the ocean fight back the waves jumped across stone and cliff and caught him cheating red handed. YES, you go girl

  • @farazfarooqui829
    @farazfarooqui829 4 роки тому +3

    Male penguin: There's something aBOT you girl.

  • @irisolivas2199
    @irisolivas2199 6 років тому +11

    “Im in love with you giant stiff woman penguin!”

  • @SWLinPHX
    @SWLinPHX 7 років тому +7

    "They now only have eyes for each other" (...until the next time she leaves)

  • @Justin-ru4dc
    @Justin-ru4dc 7 років тому +13

    The female penguin be like "Ohh hell no, not again Damian!"

  • @DarklitofViolets
    @DarklitofViolets 4 роки тому +8

    "They only have eyes for each other."
    Uh huh, tell that to the guy who was flirting with a robot a few minutes ago

  • @jasper9969
    @jasper9969 4 роки тому +5

    Dang quarantine got me watching a penguin cheat

  • @Modernww2fare
    @Modernww2fare 6 років тому +20

    0:57 walking through Times Square be like

  • @nealcordova7225
    @nealcordova7225 7 років тому +9

    "Bae come over"
    "I'm catching fish"
    "My parent's aren't home"
    0:32

  • @mezcalinho1
    @mezcalinho1 10 років тому +10

    Cant stop laughin!John, ur ideas are so great and mindblowin, keep on

  • @e.b3516
    @e.b3516 3 роки тому +1

    At 0:26 you can see the others in the background starring like “the fuck is he doing” 😂😂😂

  • @ashujchwd
    @ashujchwd 3 роки тому +6

    Grandpa: in our time, we used to go see penguins at the beach, trying to find mates. Nice days, they were.
    Me: errr, I’ve seen things too, grandpa!

  • @marsh2684
    @marsh2684 5 років тому +9

    "I.. I dont think I've seen you around before..."
    "EXCUSE ME-"

  • @MiaowGaiGar
    @MiaowGaiGar 8 років тому +37

    Today, on the Maury show...

  • @KoopaKontroller
    @KoopaKontroller 4 роки тому +90

    All the other penguins be like "dude, that ain't a she..."

  • @oneandzero6251
    @oneandzero6251 2 роки тому +2

    Meanwile 10 miles above earth: "Aliens: ROFL, look at this stupid human who tries to mate with our robot!"

  • @zeechops401
    @zeechops401 4 роки тому +6

    "I SEE YOU RAMON, YOU AINT SLICK!"