BEST FOOD LIFE HACKS EVER! 1- avoid wasting time brushing your teeth by simply adding toothpate to your food instead. 2- use the metal part of your seatbelt to open beers while driving. 3- if you really late studying for finals try swapping your contact solution with coffee for a quick pick me up! 4- use a toilet seat over your head, to put your plate on while watching tv. 5- put your Bolognese pasta into the washing machine if what you really wanted was carbonara.
Friend 1: "Who wants a hard boiled egg?!" Friend 2: "I do!" Friend 1 proceeds to crack the egg then blow it out of the shell. Friend 2: " Nah man thats okay, im good..."
@@lonedragon3261 , yup...I cover with a paper towel, drip a little water on the paper towel, pop it in the microwave and it is nearly as good as when first cooked.
actually eating the whole apples is not going far enough...you can actually eat the branch you picked it from. its completely edible!! as well as the trunk, and some people like to chew on the roots as a nice picker upper! oh and the dirt around the roots may seem gritty but its safe to eat and has lots of vitamins and minerals. and if you like your apples in juice form you can also eat the glass bottles they come in!! i bet you didnt know that
Dayna, you can make your own foaming hand soap, too. Buy one with a screw on pump. When empty put a few good squeezes of Dawn in it and fill with cold water. You can can Keep doing this til the pump breaks. Love from the wrong side of the tracks.
Dayna Coronado+ If you shift to a foam dispenser it is arguably cheaper than bar soap. For example, a cheap bottle of semi-clear anti-bacterial soap (Walmart) once cut with the appropriate amount of water can refill those foam pump dispensers for ages. This is on top of the soap you get to use when you buy them at the dollar store.
"Take another pistachio shell and pry open the shell of the pistachio" me wondering how he got the shell of the pistachio to pry open the other one: wot
That's what the little file on the fingernail clipper is for. It's even got that tiny hook. Some people think that's for cleaning the nails, but it's really for pistachios.
I always thought that part of the water that is compsed just go up as the heavier part go down by being just there without moving, i thought it was common sence to mix that shit instead of leaving it being thicker
Adding water into soap is still pretty stupid. First of all you will need more soapy water to clean yourself than using the soap normally. And in worst case scenario you don't get enough soap into your hands to get them clean. While you still think that you have cleaned them properly. That is a easy to way to get a food poisoning etc.
If you eat the apples bottom-up like in the video, you actually don't taste the core. You only get a little bit of it at a time with a big bite of apple. Still, I spit the seeds out.
I take the stems off at the supermarket (so I don't pay for them) and cut the apple into quarters when eating them so I can take the minimum amount of core out
if your Soda is running out add water to it and then sugar and then STUR IT AND IT WILL TASTE JUST LIKE THE SODA REAL LIFE HACK YAYAYAY I TRIED IT ANDD NOW I DONT RUN OUT OF MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS
I don't recommend eating a whole apple unless you're willing to wash it very, very thoroughly. This is because pesticides, dust, dirt, bacteria and even bugs gather at the stem of the apple. And although it's true that you need to consume a large quantity of apple seeds to get an overdosis of cyanide, I, personally, wouldn't eat them because they don't contain any nutritional values that's worth the consumption of cyanide. And it's not like the stem, stalk or the stamen (the bottom) taste good anyway.
So I get an apple possibly with extra nutrition (which are the bugs) and you tell me I shouldn't eat it?! You're in so many ways wrong! All you can get from an unwashed apple is just some bacteria which will do nothing just possibly strength my immune system. And about the seeds you can either eat them or spit them which I wouldn't recommend either, cause by consuming them your system will just get immune to a next possible attempt of murder on your side with cyanide. For uninformed people like you I would like to say, to inform your selves before giving any advice to someone else. Have a great day mate:)
Janie - chan Bugs are not full of germs or viruses you idiot... And dirt?! You for real now you're afraid of mud? (which most likely the bug won't have)
Nice reading comprehension, I never said anything about viruses. And how nice of you, calling people names just because they disagree with you. Real mature. And it's not like I'm afraid of dirt or soil but it has no nutritional values so what's the point of eating that? Also, do you really think chomping on a couple of seeds will improve your cyanide resistance to point of it being able to save your life from an assassination attempt?
I actually used to pour it out when I was a kid, because it tastes and looks weird by itself. Then my mom saw me doing it and explained that you're supposed to mix it in.
Not all Americans at fat since their no left overs. Like at California Pizza Kitchen me and my family never have any left overs. He could share it like us
I usually eat everything, even half the bone, I love that hardsoft stuff that's always between two bones and the soft part of the bones is really yummy too
I drink my whiskey straight out of the bottle. That ways I don't waste that small amount that ends up coating the glass every time you drink a glassful. I also drink the whole bottle at one sitting, so I don't lose so much alcohol to evaporation.
fartwrangler Oh my God! I had to stop laughing at what you said before I could respond! Good booze guzzling remarks are right up my alley! Then as I went to respond, I caught your name and almost pissed myself! FART WRANGLER???!!! If you had ANY IDEA how much I love farts, you'd understand how much I appreciate that! Put it this way, when I tell some of my friends about YOUR comment, and MY response, AND THEN- YOUR NAME, they're gonna HOWL!
Thank you for the pistaschio hack. PS to toothpaste: rinsing before you brush makes more sense, especially if you use mouthwash or coconut oil to loosen up tartar and placque that can then be brushed off more easily and a light rinse with water afterwards helps to remove any excess toothpaste. PS to apple cores: just because something isn't fatal doesn't mean it is not potentially harmful and it is particularly inadvisable to allow young children to eat apple pips, as their small body size makes them more susceptible to the toxic effect.
the second pistachio was just being held closed, there is no way you can get into one of those closed suckers without hiring a heavy equipment operator!
I never shake yogurt before opening it anymore. I open it first, then mix it if there’s liquid. WHY? one time I opened a yogurt that wasn’t expired, and it had green stuff growing on the top layer. That childhood memory traumatized me, so I always check first so I don’t disguise mold by shaking it.
that's ok i as small kid used to eat cini minis just str8 out of the box without looking or something but i had that cini minis box opened over night and i guess some spider got in there and i just ate the spider and the taste was so aweful i felt it in my mouth for like 2 hours ....
@@doposud this is a HUGE pet peeve I have! I CAN NOT understand why people don't close the cereal bags (by letting all the air out & folding the bag down multiple times, until there's nothing left to fold!) before putting them away! Same goes for potato chips, crackers, pretty much any food item in a bag/box! Leaving the item open is throwing away money and it's also nasty (imo)! The item goes stale pretty quick and you're literally leaving the doors open for any pest, insect whatever!
That's the best yogurt tip. Good call. Besides, you can also drink the whey. It's not bad. Then you can have thicker yogurt. Plain yogurt is great! (not that stuff with vanilla crap in it: check the label). It makes a great cool salad with tomatoes or cucumber in it along with a little cumin.
I cant stand it. I think its so gross when people eat chicken wings like its a corndog. Not to be a racist but I mostly see black people do it. And Jack Black does it too.
I dont pull the first bone out as shown here. I hold the bone like a corn dog stick. %90 of the time the meat pulls off clean. Occasionally theres one that doesnt pull out. Pull that out and never any cartlidge. Been doin this over a decade. In Case your wondering derek: half white n mexican. ( sorry Derek reznik )
@@DerekReznik what bothers me is when ppl make it out to look like a difficult task. Holding both ends with tips of fingers, having their mouths and teeth formed to take a bite for like 5 seconds as they bring it close enough . They gotta do that like 7 times to finish 1 wing.
Joseph Fasulo, you peaked! Pan with lid on=crispy bottom & juicy topping (at times, one really wonders 'about people's phantasy/ev'ryday solution skills issues-this once again shows we indeed do need each other lol).
Life hack: Use one half of a pistachio shell to wedge between a stubborn hard to open one Don't waste the time watching the rest of the video y'all welcome
Their demonstration pistachios are already open. 😕 All they had to do was show a reasonable pistachio opening. No it won't work with 3mm openings, but it can work for the ones only on one side. And you have a nutcracker, right? Right? Pliers work well, too. And if you have to work so hard for the nut, it's not worth what's inside. It's called the law of diminishing returns.
Buy a liquid soap that comes in foam form. Then keep it once used up,and refill with your favourite liquid and water 1:5 It lasts ages and less harsh on the skin.
@@adonilrodriguez2357 I go hardcore. Nonstick pan, upsidedown pizza. Fry the cheese etc. Whole different everything about it. Could just be me. (I microwave it for like 20 seconds when the pan is warmed up, so the pizza is soft and forms to the pan while reheating completely.
I always stir the liquid back into the yoghurt, am I weird? I've never poured it out o.o I just thought it was the same concept as the liquid on ketchup, just shake it back in...
Honestly, I found the pistachio hack underwhelming, especially after waiting 7+ minutes for it. I have a better hack: buy the big Costco bag of shelled pistachios for $12 and be done with it.
That might apply to some products, but try using that same logic to something from IKEA. There is a right and wrong way to do everything, but in some cases it's just inconsequential.
@@leozeld_nb no idea why you would have any negative opinions about a person's choices. Anyone else is free to eat the whole apple my choice is a solid no. And judging by the fact that I have never once seen another person eat a whole apple it is a fairly common practice.
"Tooth decay in children in Calgary has worsened since the city stopped adding fluoride to drinking water in 2011, according to a new study." Haha, nice. Guess you can't win either way.
trejkaz yeah cause parents these days arnt making their kids brush their teeth. Its also been known to cause damage to teeth too! You cannot distribute fluoride in water 100% even, so you can get a large dosage or little.
the cooked egg shrinks a bit in cool water, the shell is rigid. An air gap opens under the shell, and the shell and membrane can easily be peeled after a few minutes, AIR.
Printer cartridges are designed to never completely expend so that you buy more cartridges sooner. Not even speculation or a conspiracy, its been admitted.
You_talking_to_m3 we're screwed!!! We will die eating cold pizza!!!! Ahhhhhh! :'( Oh. Certain pizza places print reheating instructions on the box. Ensure you remove any plastic (like those things that keep the lid from squishing your cheese) and reheat, in the delivery box, for however many minutes (10-15??) at around 375°F - not hot enough to set the box on fire, of course! BUT! In the name of fire safety, I did a lil research. Turns out there's a few GREAT options for the waffle ironless! Grill: if ya like to barbie, toss it right on the grill at medium-high heat for around 6 minutes. Watch it closely, unless you're hoping for chargrilled. Keeps the crust crusty, and the cheese gets all bubbly again. Yay. Skillet/pan on stove top: apparently this was a shocking winner in various researchers' work! You need: skillet/frying pan with lid (or some foil). They preheated the pan for a couple of minutes, then placed the slices directly in the pan (no oil). Heated for about 5-8 minutes with lid/foil cover (apparently it needs this or the cheese and toppings won't heat enough by the time the crust is ready to go. I'm TOTALLY doing the pan method next time. Sounds easier than my go-to toaster oven reheating method... Main source: www.artofmanliness.com/articles/the-best-way-to-reheat-pizza/ Or, again, eat it cold.
You COULD eat the whole apple. But the core tastes like crap and is the most likely place insects are living if it's got something on it. The reason we don't eat it isn't because we think we'll die. You CAN eat orange rinds too. But we don't do that either.
"Hold the bone like a game controller." This is a phrase that would never have been thought of in my youth. Then again we didn't have personal computers OR Apple computers then, and Android was an automaton on Lost In Space or Star Trek.
The one with the chicken is shit in my opinion since it leaves the tendons in there. The tendons are nasty as fuck....
tru this
The Red One
like chewing rubber > _
The Red One the tendons and cartridge is the really good for your joints and really help with arthritis
Damn Daniel, that's what I do
The Red One you're eating chicken r u srs
BEST FOOD LIFE HACKS EVER!
1- avoid wasting time brushing your teeth by
simply adding toothpate to your food instead.
2- use the metal part of your seatbelt to
open beers while driving.
3- if you really late studying for finals
try swapping your contact solution with
coffee for a quick pick me up!
4- use a toilet seat over your head, to put
your plate on while watching tv.
5- put your Bolognese pasta into the washing machine
if what you really wanted was carbonara.
majorkonfuzion Um...Not really life jacks at all just retarded jokes
Works best with orange juice
majorkonfuzion lol
National Noob
You’re Welcome
i don't understand number 3
If you just wanted to see the Pistachios, it's right here:
6:30
I was skipping through the video until I got to 6 mins when I finally saw this. Ugh.
Stick the shell into the crack😂
We Stan u 🙏🏼
Not all heroes wear cape
Ily so much
All this time I've been squeezing the toothpaste into my mouth and then brushing. Man,...ya learn something new everyday!
I like your idea.
Lol
@Togo Toons, what do u mean brushing? u have to brush before u eat it?
Togo Toons Hahahahahha same
U what?
What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm inside?
Finding half a worm.
Actually it isn't bad at all you can eat and the other half all you get is just extra nutrition lol.
Hamdan ong
Hamdan what's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Hitler
+Beautifully Tragic because u already ate the other half
Sirzechs Gr no duh sherlock i had absolutely no idea that's what they meant. thank you so much for pointing that out captain obvious.
I hate it when I consume my printer ink wrong
@top.comment.god
Yeah bro i used to put the ink on spoon and cooked it with a lighter then i used to put it in a syringe and injected it into myself
happens all the time
Lol u need to talk to the doctor...
R/cursedcomments
That close up of that mouth wasn't necessary.
Ya it was kind of awkward to watch lol
U doing the most
I need that cutie's number tho :D
Kindof like nails on a chalkboard
I know right
Friend 1: "Who wants a hard boiled egg?!" Friend 2: "I do!" Friend 1 proceeds to crack the egg then blow it out of the shell. Friend 2: " Nah man thats okay, im good..."
*blows on egg*
*watches in despair as the egg flies out of my hand and lands in a dusty corner*
@@the711devin4 lol
Tuhrell nobody wants breath boiled eggs lol
😂😂😂😂😂
With practice and much smaller holes, you can do the same with a raw egg. That leaves a nearly intact shell, suitable for some sort of craft project.
The correct way to watch these videos is to click the gear icon and set the speed to 1.25x or even 1.5x, that way you save precious time.
Yeah, that's actually better. I was pressing the right-arrow key to skip the intros. But you may also jump just too far.
to live so fast....is missing the point.
renxula
Sadly the phone app doesn't have that.
Ok, so that you don't miss any important content and just skip the important part here is a time marker: 7:29
Or 2 ;)
You're putting way too much toothpaste on your toothbrush. Save some for your headlights.
When you love your car so much that you'll share a toothbrush with it.
MIC [Mike]™ Off bug spray is also really good on your headlights.
He put way too much toothpaste on that sponge, if only he knew just a pea sized amount is enough
My headlights don't get as many cavities anymore since I started doing this.
best way to spoil headlights is to scratch them with toothpaste ;)
"U can use toothpaste to clean things like your headlights"
*shows tail lights*
Head light
@xXMcSportyGolfLover12Xxnot ... 1... French fry?!
Ps
Say "little shop of horror"
In English with French accent...
I love France
I learned the toothpaste trick when they stopped using sealed beam headlights and went to these rinky dink plastic headlight lenses.
It only work for light duty if your head light is bad toothpaste will not work
I was going to give some educated insight but now have the insane urge to eat a hamburger. WTF
Bruh I'm not pulling out a whole damn waffle thing to reheat my pizza
@ronnie doorzon exactly
or you could just call Melissa McCarthy to take care of your leftover pizza..
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Toaster ovens rule for reheating pizza! But a waffle iron?
I just put a little water on the crust so it heats up soft.
@@lonedragon3261 , yup...I cover with a paper towel, drip a little water on the paper towel, pop it in the microwave and it is nearly as good as when first cooked.
am I the only one who came to see how to open pistachios more easily?
I came to see how I was eating them wrong. They ended up not telling me anything.
I am using my teeth for open the pistachio believe me its much more easier and faster than this technique
Its not that hard to eat pistachios when you have your fingernails closer to your finger tips
That’s why I came.
Keeley Brown
You are not alone :)
I've been eating the pistachio shells and throwing away the soft bit. Nobody told me .
John Clarke XD same
I'm losing faith in humanity
I used to eat the bag they came in. I always thought they were in there to keep the bag fresh, even though it did seem a bit wasteful.
lol
sounds about right lol
🤔Shocked at how many people don't know that "consume" doesn't only means "to eat" but also "to use"...just sayin'
I drink printer ink
Oh no an English teacher.
Amen.
i just consumed ur comment.
@Nikola Pancikj, you've obviously had a colorful life.
Bro oranges are my favorite fruit, and you just changed my life😂😂
😅
Same orange brother
Me too!! 😊
When I eat a banana i don't peel it, i just bite down and yum yum yum, sometimes i even stick some apple stems in for extra flavour
Levi Peace lol
Levi Peace yuck
Save time and get back precious vitamins and fiber by leaving your coconuts in the shell as you eat them.
Derek Mebius Lol I am dying... 😂😂😂😂
I'm so glad we are all like minded individuals who just want to get the most out of our food!
actually eating the whole apples is not going far enough...you can actually eat the branch you picked it from. its completely edible!! as well as the trunk, and some people like to chew on the roots as a nice picker upper! oh and the dirt around the roots may seem gritty but its safe to eat and has lots of vitamins and minerals. and if you like your apples in juice form you can also eat the glass bottles they come in!! i bet you didnt know that
😂 😂 😂
what a great comment.
You made my day.
LMFAO!!!
shit...best yet😂😂😂
As apple-loving zombie, don't forget the tasty plantation employees!
"Things your consuming wrong"
SOAP
Things your eating wrong
INK&TONER
It is still being consumed as it’s resource being used
@@purpleranger5987 *sarcasm*
Things you're spelling wrong.
*you're*
Things You’re Consuming Wrong
TOOTHPASTE
I'm not putting a pistachio shell in my crack
Lol. Silly
Oh you may say that just now... but you'll learn, pistachios get revenge on EVERY crack.
🤣
I know you did already
it opens up a brand new experience..
Putting water in the liquid soap or shampoo isn’t quite a life hack, but what us po’ folks have been doing for years.
Dayna, you can make your own foaming hand soap, too. Buy one with a screw on pump. When empty put a few good squeezes of Dawn in it and fill with cold water. You can can Keep doing this til the pump breaks. Love from the wrong side of the tracks.
Poor and not smart it sounds like🤣
water has micro bacteria so after a few days when they have had time to multiply a few million times, your washing your hands in bacteria.
Dayna Coronado+ If you shift to a foam dispenser it is arguably cheaper than bar soap. For example, a cheap bottle of semi-clear anti-bacterial soap (Walmart) once cut with the appropriate amount of water can refill those foam pump dispensers for ages. This is on top of the soap you get to use when you buy them at the dollar store.
@Rocker Baby it's a white woman trying to sound black...
So one can commit suicide after eating 20 apple cores? Leaving one with a tombstone reading: "One apple a day was okay... Twenty took him away".
Steven Elebaut Comedy Prize for Best Cynical Gag to you!
So in theory adding 20 apple seeds in a dish without being noticed can induce a fatal cyanide dose right ? Nothin just askin
@@mackquiambao5672 easy way to suicide I guess, though I imagine rather painful.
I love it lmao
😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂
"Take another pistachio shell and pry open the shell of the pistachio"
me wondering how he got the shell of the pistachio to pry open the other one: wot
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That's what the little file on the fingernail clipper is for. It's even got that tiny hook. Some people think that's for cleaning the nails, but it's really for pistachios.
1:34 Τhere's a cat's face in that wing :ο
yo nice catch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who doesn't mix in the yogurt liquid?
and who the fuck throws that shit away?!
What you didn't throw that shit before this vid? Looks like jizz.
I always thought that part of the water that is compsed just go up as the heavier part go down by being just there without moving, i thought it was common sence to mix that shit instead of leaving it being thicker
i wanna know who pours that out. shit looks nasty when you dont mix the juice in
i always shake my yogurt before opening it
Well I don't have a fucking waffle iron!
Me neither. We're fucked.
You probably have access to a frying pan. Just put the folded pizza in the pan on low-medium heat and flip it when it's halfway re-heated.
Just build yourself one out of your used margarine containers and discarded watermelon seeds. That's next week episode.
just put the pizza on a dry frying pan with a lid.
I just wont eat pizza; makes you fat.
Leftover pizza? Yeah there's some in the kitchen, next to the unicorn.
Next to it you'll find a baggie of leftover crack, it is being protected by the three headed dog Kerberos
U must be really fat if you've never had left over pizza 🤣🤣🤣
Lol this made me laugh lol 😆😂😂
@@patronsaintofpoison funny 😂😂
6:20 arabic mode
Adding water into soap is still pretty stupid. First of all you will need more soapy water to clean yourself than using the soap normally. And in worst case scenario you don't get enough soap into your hands to get them clean. While you still think that you have cleaned them properly. That is a easy to way to get a food poisoning etc.
Pistachios are hilariously expensive...
cyancoyote Yup
cyancoyote Where do you come from where that's true?
It's like 18+ dollars for a packet here ;-; so expensive....
_ Galactic _ wow, that is expensive
to me 40euro
You don't eat the apple seeds, stem and core because it tastes like shit.
Pears though! I eat the entire pear because the core is so tiny, there's basically a couple of seeds in there and that's it.
If you eat the apples bottom-up like in the video, you actually don't taste the core. You only get a little bit of it at a time with a big bite of apple. Still, I spit the seeds out.
I take the stems off at the supermarket (so I don't pay for them) and cut the apple into quarters when eating them so I can take the minimum amount of core out
chedderz66 also apple seeds contain traces of cyanide and consuming enough will kill you
The stem is the only part I don't eat, the rest tastes of apple 🍎..
video: eat the yogurt liquid
me: i have been eating it right all along
Same
Cheerio!
Dont you hate it when you accidentally consume the tv incorrectly and everyone calls you out?
I once used my hunting knife to open a stubborn pistachio... In the end the nut got so bloody I couldn't eat it anyway :/
martindude good one! You got me laughing up a storm :D
Reading this, I could feel my toes curling, even though I knew it was a joke.
Life hack: When your water bottle is getting low on water, add more water. This will allow the water to last A LOT longer.
😂😂😂😂
@Kaptain Kid damn bruh, eez up a bit and laugh a little
if your Soda is running out add water to it and then sugar and then STUR IT AND IT WILL TASTE JUST LIKE THE SODA
REAL LIFE HACK YAYAYAY I TRIED IT ANDD NOW I DONT RUN OUT OF MONSTER ENERGY DRINKS
Thanks now i can kook water
😮
"Headlights."
*shows a picture of taillights*
We'll see some people don't know their head from their ass
Oh ya I am sooo happy he told me the right way to “consume” liquid soap
"Consume" does not mean "eat", it means "use".
@@borninthewrongcentury2993 aside from "consumer", it is rarely used in this sense, so most people aren't used to seeing it this way
how to make liquid soap even worse than it already is
I don't recommend eating a whole apple unless you're willing to wash it very, very thoroughly. This is because pesticides, dust, dirt, bacteria and even bugs gather at the stem of the apple. And although it's true that you need to consume a large quantity of apple seeds to get an overdosis of cyanide, I, personally, wouldn't eat them because they don't contain any nutritional values that's worth the consumption of cyanide. And it's not like the stem, stalk or the stamen (the bottom) taste good anyway.
So I get an apple possibly with extra nutrition (which are the bugs) and you tell me I shouldn't eat it?!
You're in so many ways wrong!
All you can get from an unwashed apple is just some bacteria which will do nothing just possibly strength my immune system.
And about the seeds you can either eat them or spit them which I wouldn't recommend either, cause by consuming them your system will just get immune to a next possible attempt of murder on your side with cyanide.
For uninformed people like you I would like to say, to inform your selves before giving any advice to someone else. Have a great day mate:)
LomK4 So you're saying you're willing to eat the remnants of bugs that are full of parasites and dirt to get an irrelevant level of protein?
Janie - chan Bugs are not full of germs or viruses you idiot...
And dirt?! You for real now you're afraid of mud? (which most likely the bug won't have)
Nice reading comprehension, I never said anything about viruses. And how nice of you, calling people names just because they disagree with you. Real mature. And it's not like I'm afraid of dirt or soil but it has no nutritional values so what's the point of eating that? Also, do you really think chomping on a couple of seeds will improve your cyanide resistance to point of it being able to save your life from an assassination attempt?
Janie - chan Yes!
Do people seriously pour out a little bit of liquid on top of the yogurt? I think everybody mixes it in
Rob Colone Yeah
Like pouring the oil out of your "natural" peanut butter after seperation
I actually used to pour it out when I was a kid, because it tastes and looks weird by itself. Then my mom saw me doing it and explained that you're supposed to mix it in.
Same with sour cream. Mix it in.
Its bitter af... And u can find articles online that tell u its gone bad when its watery (not true just less sweet)
“Are you tired of eating oranges and pistachios wrong? There’s got to be a better way!”
You should be able to fit it into most small slits with a bit of pressure...
Am I the only one that noticed the pistachios are already opened. They’re just holding it close.
Yeah. I saw that too
It works though I have done it
Nope. You’re the only one.
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.
ummm no. If you throw it hard enough you can actually draw people to you with no good intentions.
An apple pie to the face works, too.
*Throws an apple at the doctor and kills him* Oh... That... Worked...
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Pizza leftovers? Never heard of 'em.
I'll just assume you're Italian...
Naw he is a fat 'Murican
Not all Americans at fat since their no left overs. Like at California Pizza Kitchen me and my family never have any left overs. He could share it like us
I've never seen pizza leftovers, my roommate eat
*s it all
I didn’t want to see someone’s toothpaste in their mouth. That’s just nasty.
Pussy
@1:37 have fun eating all that delicious gristle with the chicken...
I usually eat everything, even half the bone, I love that hardsoft stuff that's always between two bones and the soft part of the bones is really yummy too
@@konoereika8422 See youBoob comment above.
Wait, you're supposed to take the shell of pistachios before you eat them?
Oh crap.....
TheFlacker99 (Flak) lol same
You can use a toothpick
TheFlacker99 (Flak) I remove the shell and eat
Hot damn, how strong are your teeth?
yeah what brand of toiletpaper do you use? that shit must be so soft
I drink my whiskey straight out of the bottle. That ways I don't waste that small amount that ends up coating the glass every time you drink a glassful. I also drink the whole bottle at one sitting, so I don't lose so much alcohol to evaporation.
Haha! Your awesome!🙋😉😄
fartwrangler Oh my God! I had to stop laughing at what you said before I could respond! Good booze guzzling remarks are right up my alley! Then as I went to respond, I caught your name and almost pissed myself! FART WRANGLER???!!! If you had ANY IDEA how much I love farts, you'd understand how much I appreciate that! Put it this way, when I tell some of my friends about YOUR comment, and MY response, AND THEN- YOUR NAME, they're gonna HOWL!
Lol pirate swigs for life
Mike s wtf lmao
fartwrangler haha... True life hack there friend
Absolutely no one eats chicken wings like that.
I know! There's a hunk of gristle on each end and they just ate one! YUK!
I do , all I have is bare bones left on the plate when I'm done
i actually eat it like this
@@borninthewrongcentury2993 actually they are yummy and good for health!
Lol I do😂
Thank you for the pistaschio hack. PS to toothpaste: rinsing before you brush makes more sense, especially if you use mouthwash or coconut oil to loosen up tartar and placque that can then be brushed off more easily and a light rinse with water afterwards helps to remove any excess toothpaste. PS to apple cores: just because something isn't fatal doesn't mean it is not potentially harmful and it is particularly inadvisable to allow young children to eat apple pips, as their small body size makes them more susceptible to the toxic effect.
Pips.
TIL …. Pips.
the second pistachio was just being held closed, there is no way you can get into one of those closed suckers without hiring a heavy equipment operator!
Jaws of life or go home.
Yes cause my favorite foods are toothpaste, printers, and soap
same they're delicious
exactly, same bruh
yeah
Someone doesn't know the definition of "consume"
A consumer item isn't an actual thing you consume. A consumer is a customer
Another life hack: buy shell-less pistachios
Buy teeth-less gums
Buy skinless oranges.
I'll eat anything however i want, fool.
Ye
Hell yeah
ok boomer
Now THAT'S real confidence #cheesewallace you are king
Bold of you to assume I eat food
You can't make me eat an apple core and stem.
Bro, I think you're the one eating it "wrong."
The core tastes the same this way, you dont even notice it, but the stem yeahhhh
and yes the skin in theory is good to eat but not with so many chemicals that they spray lately ...
Yeah especially since apple seeds contain cyanide...sry dude not risking it! Like wtf dude! Smh
@@EndlessBooklover seriously? You have to eat a bushel of seeds to have a problem. Been eating apple seeds for years.
@@pnutty51bluemagnolia62 really you just eat seeds? Weird! Why?
I've never seen anyone pour the liquid in yogurt out everyone I know stirs it back in
I know, I mean it just means that it started to separate and you need to mix it back together. Same is true of sour cream and cottage cheese.
I only do that for greek yougurt
+Waafflemonster33 Ikr, me neither. I guess only drunk retards and people on drugs do that
but i am on drugs
Wafflemonster33 And you're a friend/sibling of Ken M coincidentally? 😂
The 11k people that disliked this drank the ink from their printer
Or simply because he explained how to make stuff a pain to eat or stuff that's common sense or stuff that doesn't work or is unnecessary
At this point, I don't even know how to eat anything right.
i forgot how to breathe.
I never shake yogurt before opening it anymore. I open it first, then mix it if there’s liquid.
WHY? one time I opened a yogurt that wasn’t expired, and it had green stuff growing on the top layer. That childhood memory traumatized me, so I always check first so I don’t disguise mold by shaking it.
that's ok i as small kid used to eat cini minis just str8 out of the box without looking or something but i had that cini minis box opened over night and i guess some spider got in there and i just ate the spider and the taste was so aweful i felt it in my mouth for like 2 hours ....
One time I bit into a peach it had white little worms crawling in it. 🤢🤮🍑
@@doposud this is a HUGE pet peeve I have! I CAN NOT understand why people don't close the cereal bags (by letting all the air out & folding the bag down multiple times, until there's nothing left to fold!) before putting them away! Same goes for potato chips, crackers, pretty much any food item in a bag/box! Leaving the item open is throwing away money and it's also nasty (imo)! The item goes stale pretty quick and you're literally leaving the doors open for any pest, insect whatever!
Rick Sanchez hahaha sounds like you got a good one then 😬
That's the best yogurt tip. Good call. Besides, you can also drink the whey. It's not bad. Then you can have thicker yogurt. Plain yogurt is great! (not that stuff with vanilla crap in it: check the label). It makes a great cool salad with tomatoes or cucumber in it along with a little cumin.
For the chicken wing that does not work because you’re still stuck chewing the cartilage 🤦🏽♀️
I cant stand it. I think its so gross when people eat chicken wings like its a corndog. Not to be a racist but I mostly see black people do it. And Jack Black does it too.
The cartilage is the best part
@@norah685 HURRRK
I dont pull the first bone out as shown here. I hold the bone like a corn dog stick. %90 of the time the meat pulls off clean. Occasionally theres one that doesnt pull out. Pull that out and never any cartlidge. Been doin this over a decade.
In Case your wondering derek: half white n mexican.
( sorry Derek reznik )
@@DerekReznik what bothers me is when ppl make it out to look like a difficult task. Holding both ends with tips of fingers, having their mouths and teeth formed to take a bite for like 5 seconds as they bring it close enough .
They gotta do that like 7 times to finish 1 wing.
Thumbs up for putting toothpaste after the orange 🤦🏽♂️
“And insert it into the crack”
UA-cam: HMMMMMMM?!?!?
ok
"How to re-warm pizza"
"Well you use that waffle iron that obviously everyone has. What? You don't get a waffle iron to eat your pizza?"
He should have just reheated the pizza in a pan over the stove top. now I want pizza
i got excited bc i just had pizza for dinner.....until he said waffle iron -_-
@@rebeccaalmeida505the
I just throw mine in the toaster oven
Joseph Fasulo, you peaked! Pan with lid on=crispy bottom & juicy topping (at times, one really wonders 'about people's phantasy/ev'ryday solution skills issues-this once again shows we indeed do need each other lol).
Life hack: Use one half of a pistachio shell to wedge between a stubborn hard to open one
Don't waste the time watching the rest of the video y'all welcome
THE DIAMOND SHEEP open one the hard way
Pistachios at easy. Pull both ends till they crash open!
Thanks
@@7f0g20 hu!
Their demonstration pistachios are already open. 😕 All they had to do was show a reasonable pistachio opening. No it won't work with 3mm openings, but it can work for the ones only on one side.
And you have a nutcracker, right? Right? Pliers work well, too. And if you have to work so hard for the nut, it's not worth what's inside. It's called the law of diminishing returns.
the part with the hard boiled eggs left me WOW! baking soda? i never knew, thanks for this.
Buy a liquid soap that comes in foam form. Then keep it once used up,and refill with your favourite liquid and water 1:5 It lasts ages and less harsh on the skin.
i love eating ink cartridges.
i dip that shit in ranch.
OneBadass Pimpadero Omg, dude. :'D
OneBadass Pimpadero Me too
OneBadass Pimpadero best comment ever!
OneBadass Pimpadero I prefer pens
Too bad they don't come with free refills, though.
Why the hell would you eat an apple stem?
I think I'd rather eat the toner cartridge. But only if it's heated in a waffle iron.
@@Mari_Oh LOL
Cause someone on the internet told you too! Just like tide pods and condoms, just get at it and post vids lol
@@ftniceberg874 HA,HA,HA,😂,,,,,,,, good one,!
the stem will leave more room in your trash :D
the best way to rinse your hands of dirty smells such as garlig is to rub them against stainless steel, like most taps (in the Netherlands at least)
5:28 including the apple core and make sure you eat those cyonide seeds
Oh yeah, because we all have a waffle iron hanging around to fix a pizza slice.
Never heard the waffle for pizza. put in a hot frying pan with a lid for a couple minutes. crispy crust and melted cheese.
@@adonilrodriguez2357 I go hardcore. Nonstick pan, upsidedown pizza. Fry the cheese etc. Whole different everything about it. Could just be me. (I microwave it for like 20 seconds when the pan is warmed up, so the pizza is soft and forms to the pan while reheating completely.
ThePringleTingle I would’ve just eat it after the 20 seconds in the microwave
@@adonilrodriguez2357 me too!
Or just microwave with a glass of water ...
I always stir the liquid back into the yoghurt, am I weird? I've never poured it out o.o I just thought it was the same concept as the liquid on ketchup, just shake it back in...
ya same with sour cream stir that shit back in
I've always stirred it in too. The idea of pouring it out had never actually crossed my mind, lol.
RandomSora oh thats how you fix that ketchup problem!!!!
I don't eat yogurt
And every time I pour the mustard!
* when he talks about number 9 *
Me: Why dont you want to eat the bone? Its extra crunch!
-eats apple stems
-does not eat chicken bones
Honestly, I found the pistachio hack underwhelming, especially after waiting 7+ minutes for it. I have a better hack: buy the big Costco bag of shelled pistachios for $12 and be done with it.
Sam's club has them too.
Here’s a hack for the next time you watch a UA-cam video: fast forward.
You’re welcome.
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Oh boy! Hard boiled eggs with somebody else's spit on them.
Roger Eriksen 🤣🙌🏻
🤣
Blow, not spit.
Hilarious😂😅😌
😂😂😂
Well, I don't care to eat the stem of an apple, nor do I wanna chomp down on the cartilage left in the wings. Yuck.
but the cartilage is the best part though
Haha the pistachio hack is priceless, i hate throwing the ones that i cant open away.
Yah they’re like $1 each.
who the hell wants to eat an apple core and stem lol but ive always thought that about the soap and the toothpaste
Really?...
I eat toothpaste and ink cartridges along with apple cores. That shits delicious
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you make me laugh LOL
Hardcore 🙈
Technically it says "Consuming" not "Eating." Consume also means to use up. Jus' sayin'.
And soap
By the time a friend of mine would be done doing that chicken wing thing I would have already eaten like 3 😂😂
And there's no "wrong way" to do anything asking as you get the activity done. So these videos are retarded
That might apply to some products, but try using that same logic to something from IKEA. There is a right and wrong way to do everything, but in some cases it's just inconsequential.
I bite into the bones enough to smash the meat from between them and it seems to work pretty well.
I'm surprised they didn't tell us to just eat the bones like they did with eating apple cores, stems, and seeds.
J.R. Bussard My brother-in-law eats all the bones when he eats chicken, but it's kind of his general personality.
Absolutely no way I will eat the whole apple.
Sucks to be you!
@@leozeld_nb no idea why you would have any negative opinions about a person's choices.
Anyone else is free to eat the whole apple my choice is a solid no. And judging by the fact that I have never once seen another person eat a whole apple it is a fairly common practice.
If you don't peel the apple, you may not notice the wormholes.
The pistachio opening hack works perfectly!
I was using my Leatherman, which even to me seemed like overkill 😄
Great, now I want pistachios
THE finest nut. Pistacchios are like crack cocaine to me; I can't be trusted around them.
grytlappar same
How about now? Do you still want them now? Mmm, pistachios, yummy pistachios :D
Your profile picture is tryna first 'em
yeah let that fluoride sink in and fuck up your pineal
RookieAnon Finally someone who understands the dangers of flouride. They literally banned it from being in tap water in Calgary.
"Tooth decay in children in Calgary has worsened since the city stopped adding fluoride to drinking water in 2011, according to a new study." Haha, nice. Guess you can't win either way.
trejkaz yeah cause parents these days arnt making their kids brush their teeth. Its also been known to cause damage to teeth too! You cannot distribute fluoride in water 100% even, so you can get a large dosage or little.
***** Tooth decay is increasing everywhere, you can't automatically associate that with no flouride.
John Manoli I didn't do the study, I'm just quoting an article which was talking about it.
i love the idea of a cook blowing on my eggs when i order some.
The easiest way to open eggshell is after u boiled it just put it in room temperature water, i always use this method and it works
the cooked egg shrinks a bit in cool water, the shell is rigid. An air gap opens under the shell, and the shell and membrane can easily be peeled after a few minutes, AIR.
But how do you open the first pistachio?
Joseph Shippen Davies chew it the shell tastes gud
hahaha LOL
you use the first pistachio bag's shells... or just bite it
Inserting your penis into small cracks is illegal in some parts of the world.
Rekt
I didn't know i was consuming my ink and toner wrong up until now.
SunHead you have been saved!
Thank you sunhead you saved me
SunHead
Same!
Printer cartridges are designed to never completely expend so that you buy more cartridges sooner.
Not even speculation or a conspiracy, its been admitted.
Why would you consume ink???????? Grose
They put pistachios last because they know we want to know that the most
6:57 huh!! Those were already opened!! Don't make us fool!!😏😜😝🤪🤪
"Put them in a waffle iron" What if I don't own a damn waffle iron?
You_talking_to_m3 we're screwed!!! We will die eating cold pizza!!!! Ahhhhhh! :'(
Oh. Certain pizza places print reheating instructions on the box. Ensure you remove any plastic (like those things that keep the lid from squishing your cheese) and reheat, in the delivery box, for however many minutes (10-15??) at around 375°F - not hot enough to set the box on fire, of course!
BUT! In the name of fire safety, I did a lil research. Turns out there's a few GREAT options for the waffle ironless!
Grill: if ya like to barbie, toss it right on the grill at medium-high heat for around 6 minutes. Watch it closely, unless you're hoping for chargrilled. Keeps the crust crusty, and the cheese gets all bubbly again. Yay.
Skillet/pan on stove top: apparently this was a shocking winner in various researchers' work!
You need: skillet/frying pan with lid (or some foil). They preheated the pan for a couple of minutes, then placed the slices directly in the pan (no oil). Heated for about 5-8 minutes with lid/foil cover (apparently it needs this or the cheese and toppings won't heat enough by the time the crust is ready to go.
I'm TOTALLY doing the pan method next time. Sounds easier than my go-to toaster oven reheating method...
Main source: www.artofmanliness.com/articles/the-best-way-to-reheat-pizza/
Or, again, eat it cold.
PS So sorry my reply is so late! Hope you've been hanging in there since posting. 😉
Lisa Moon Quality information knows no expiration...all shiny, and just too correct. Only me's little late.
Luna Blink!
For the liquid in yogurt I thought no whey
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ha
That’s WHEY funnier than I thought.
I make cheese for a living. So we say dumb whey jokes all day.
Whey the hell not?
"Things your *consuming* wrong"
The ink cartridge: "Am I a food to you?"
I have opened oranges like that since I was six years old and I open my pistachious with a garlic press 😉
You COULD eat the whole apple. But the core tastes like crap and is the most likely place insects are living if it's got something on it.
The reason we don't eat it isn't because we think we'll die. You CAN eat orange rinds too. But we don't do that either.
I eat the skin of oranges.
I put orange peels with a little bit of water in my scentsy warmer. I do the same with lemon peels.
love this comment, it really did just boil down to that. If it's not poisonous; eat all the things!
if you eat the skin of an orange, is there a way to remove the bitterness?
I eat peanuts shell and all. But only when I'm drunk at a baseball game.
I save tons of money on soap shampoo and shaving cream by only bathing once a month....This works with toilet paper and deodorant too.
i take a shower twice a month.
DelbertStinkfester u go stinker
you only shit once a month? ouch...
I never said I only poop once a month....I poop at least twice a day sometimes more
+robyn I use a bidet after each time I poop though. I think it is kind of nasty just to use dry paper to clean the behind after one poops.
Filipino: 9. Eating wings. You didn't eat everything including the bone and marrow. Thats what we do. Am I a joke to you?
The "soap saving hack" is pretty good Thanks a lot!
"Hold the bone like a game controller."
This is a phrase that would never have been thought of in my youth. Then again we didn't have personal computers OR Apple computers then, and Android was an automaton on Lost In Space or Star Trek.
so true
Also something I'm adding to my life hacks for the less experienced ladies. HAHA!
I didn’t know not shoving my pizza in a waffle iron meant I was consuming it wrong.
Little Jimmy n Saturday morning: “Daddy, why do my waffles taste like pizza?”
Be amazed:Things you are consuming wrong
Me:(laughs in Greek)
"You should be able to fit it into most small slits with just a bit of pressure..."
What about it
😂😂😂😂