This Kid Tried To Eat Me!
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- Опубліковано 8 тра 2020
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It was a fateful day of me and my friends trying to babysit a bunch of kids at church. Turns out one of them "loved" me so much, he could just take a bite out of me... Literally!
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Meh, I finished this earlier in the day so I guess I don't really have that many thoughts to put here. I will say though that regardless of what happened, there is not much reason for me to stay mad, I mean since when has a kid not done something stupid in their life? Chances are it will just be one of those haunting memories. One day he might remember... "holy crap I actually bit someone." Everyone has those so its just part of being a person. As long as the proper lesson was learned.
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When you realize hes a tofu so the kid thought he was delicious
yes
Hi
Indeed
Hahaha
Oh
LetMeExplainStudios: “Hey I’ve seen this one!”
Uh
I get it
YES
omg ikr!
What do you mean it’s brand new
My cousin did this to me when I was younger too. Completely unprovoked and thought he was just going in for a hug. Still traumatized tbh and that was over 10 years ago hahaha
I bite my own arm XD
I bit my own arm
Just started watching you my dude, and got to say your pretty relatable and i knew i was going to like your vids. I myself is a Kids church teacher and the whole vid reminded me of my own stories with teaching kids. Keep it up 💪 and God bless the works of your hands 🙌
My little brother bit someone's ear, almost bit it off, surprised he didn't get detention or something •-•
>> That's.. honestly insane, I didn't know kids actually did things that violent, I know my parents would probably erase me from existence if I did anything like that. ; - ; which is fair
Detention* but HOLY YOUR BROTHER-
And of corse he bit you, your a tofu
@@dumblynonchalant um , you're replying to a comment
Surprised* detention*
Everybody: ...
One kid: Hey wanna see me eat that adult?
Me : * pat pat *
YA!
The cat lover Rendel don’t swear
Yes dude
Or girl
Sounds kinda illegal, but ok kid
The kid needs the adult's consent before eating booty
This channel definitely deserves millions of subs
No billions
@@Soul_evacuated_Ian nah fam trillions ( aliens exist (jk) )
@@eclipse9946 plot twist: They do 😳
@@xempororhxppyx 😳
I got bid by a grade schooler, too, when I was still working as a substitute teacher.
I had a very rowdy class to deal with...
So I punished them probably in the most humane and yet terrifying way I could pull without overstepping my boundaries.
I gave them extra homework to do and if they wouldn't, I would grade those with Fs and let them fail their classes that way.
Furthermore, I called them out in class more often to answer questions and retaliated their insult with snarky replies of my own.
The one kid that bid me got banned in the corner next to the blackboard while I taught the kids about rabies and using his action as a stand-in example. His schoolmates avoided him for almost a month and his parents tried to file complaint for "psychological trauma" against me, which I answered with a sue for "intentional bodily harm and harassment". And considering that they only had their child's word for it, but I had documented injuries and left over scars from that incident, they drop the complaint real fast.
Trust me, even when they are kids, don't let them dance all over you. They are not as untouchable as they think they are.
i am literally 10 and I know not to do these things. when I was like 2-3, i would always be a biter. I got kicked out of 3 daycares💀💀💀💀💀💀. If I were bit by a younger child then i would've probably slapped him since I have very little control over my instincts. And if I was bleeding, i'd most likely be proud on that slap.
I'm a vengeful person and sorry for what happened to you.
I mean like who wouldn’t want to eat some tofuu
And I can relate to you a kid bit me in kindergarten because he’s so SALTY
Cough wtf puns
Wow your top comment
BADUM TSSSSS
Tofoo feels like a wet sponge
Why did you type 'tofuu' the UA-camr not tofu the other kind
YOU
ARE
TOFU!
Of course he would try to eat you!
Lmao this made me think of that one toy story scene
Lol
@@user-pq5rl9ky6c Lol
YATO
real life he isn't.
I got bit by my sister once and it hurt. I looked down and saw that she had taken a tiny chonk out of my hand. I went to dad and he told me to wash it and then just do nothing. Yeah, that was fun and absolutely not scary…Now I’ve got a permanent scar there and no one believes that my sister bit me.
7:16 you should’ve made the devil say dew it like palpatine
Everyone: getting bit by animals
Me: I bit myself in the mouth
Jun An Anzer Tan I bit my food (I am not weird I promise)
Multiple times... for me
No one
Not a single soul
Me bytes my arm when bored
oh you did that?
well... i bit my arm for scar
@Arib Patwary yeah I cant spell
He shouldn’t get away with that tbh even if he’s a kid he should’ve gotten a worse punishment
Ku Shee yeah cruel sun 😂😂
☀️
☝️
Yes
Bulldozer to the face
Ok dad
Man I get you , kids church really sucked. My parents literally sent me there to do something. Of course I learned stuff though it was rather frustrating that I have to interact with younger kids.
steve is a zobie run, run young yong tales run
1989: We will have flying cars in 2020!
2020: This kid tried to eat me!
James Pang lol
True
We don't have flying cars
Yes we dont have flying cars we have kids who eat hoomans
NOW A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE? 2020 GIVE US A BREAK
Ha
😂😂👌
Bro new little kid virus aaaaaaaaaa
There once was a kid so bold,
He hungered for tofu so cold,
He found a giant block,
And took a big bite - oh, what a shock!
His teeth couldn't handle the weight,
And soon he began to deflate,
The tofu was just too much to chew,
He had to find something else to pursue.
He tried to eat it with a fork,
But it got stuck, oh what a dork!
He tried to mash it with a spoon,
But it remained as hard as a stone rune.
The kid learned his lesson that day,
Tofu blocks were not for the faint of play,
He decided to stick to smaller bites,
And avoid tofu blocks at all sights.
I use to be a daycare worker. As you can imagine I got bit a lot. However, one time, a behavioural four year old bit me.. ON THE BUTT! Broke the skin and made me bleed.. I had to go to the hospital to see if I needed a tetanus shot and embarrassingly had to tell them where it happened 😭
Wtf??? Worst thing that happened to me that is related to that is getting headbutted.
what da fuk
Next time just “smack the devil out of i em”
Bob Ross
True
Ooo true
XD
Kid: Goes up to hug me
Me: Aww, that's so sweet
Kid: You fell for it fool! Thunder cross split attack!
OH NO MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
JJBA's refence
GG dude bro shared a story with an irl ending thtas a sub + respect
you... I... you are such a funny story teller i am anchaly having to bit my tonge to keep from laghfing!
"This kid tried to eat me"
oh..
7:39 flashbacks to when Jungkooks shirt refused to be a shirt
Finally. Another person who actually knows what veggie tales is.
Also, at our church, we have a rule that if your being rambunctious, then you have to sit by your parents
Edit:I’ve just gotten my spacers and I’ve been looking for a UA-camr to watch but none appealed to me and then I came across one of your videos, so now I’ve just found my comfort UA-camr
I swear you went to my church. We had the same system of kids daycare ran by the older kids. It's so similar to what you described it freaked me out for a bit.
"Steve use FULL BITE!
"tofu use SHIRT DEFENSE"
*It was a critical*
Nuzzlocke failed
what
@@Taxevader7042 me and my home boys suffering on nuzlockes because of crits
It’s the parents fault. They didn’t feed Steve junk food so Steve ate the first food he saw.
A.K.A "The Toshie"😌
A.K.A a living piece of tofu that bleeds
69 likes lol
Yo he was hungry so he thought he was tofu
Sooooo both worst and worst parents. Junk food and biting
You should apply my reverse policy of what they physically do to you do back to them but if you can’t when it finishes convinced the parents to ground him/her to the worst posible thing
As someone who has worked with a lot of kids misbehaving all at the same time... there's literally nothing you can do except decree a widespread timout. XD
Young Yong Tales: ever been bit before?
Rebecca Parham: *tell me about it*
well in pre-k ALL the students in my class bit a toy sword I brought to school XD
Lol
Y E S
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaassss
😝😝😝
Nobody:
6 Year old's when they fight:
"FINALLY, THIS FEAST FEAST WILL BE LEGENDARY"
Well what else are they supposed to do?
@@wierdo2399 punch the bastard they tryna fight
You mean, 3 year olds?
This whole video is basically why I volunteer for production instead of being WITH the kids
Last year, I was on my school playground and it started to rain and the kids were sacrificing other kids to the " Rain God and Storm Demon " XD it was odd.
I would have yelled at the kids for that, you cant physically harm them; but you can definitely scare the crap out of them so they can stfu
Just uncomfortably stare at them with loud breaths
back when i was 16 i was at my friend's house and his like 7 or 8 year old little brother outta nowhere just layed down a absolute haymaker on my jewls, out of pure reflex i just punched the top of his head and lil dude stumbled and sat down with a walls help
@felipe firered11 Stuff happens....
Nah get bit and ya bote back
Yeah, i guess so
Once I was baby sitting my moms friends son, who was insanely aggressive, and when he grabbed my hair and pulled real hard, i couldn't do anything except be like *"stop"*
Big OOF.
All F's for u.
Jester Heart Blueflame uhm..?
Couldn't you take your hand behind your back and slap him?
Imagine going home and telling your friends you got bit by a kid
When you said and I said to him an ad came up and said “you know how to customize your car with liberty mutual”😂
“This kid tried to eat me”
*Hol up*
*Hold up** bro
We need u to get 10k
*you taste better when you're awake*
@@AlienInvasion64 ye
@@_Renden lol
I feel bad for you, the worse that happened to me was a kid coming out of the bathroom saying she had a m&m up her nose
Okay...
one time as a kid i was like "hehe what if i put an m&m up my nose" then it went too far and got stuck, i panicked but then it just fell out lmao
itsamazing you doubled in subs in just 2 years
I can relate so highly on this video! The biting didn't happen to me, but one time this lil 5-6 year old girl THE WHOLE lesson (by the way, I was a helper in a Sunday school class) kept punching me in the gut! How am I supposed to deal with that!? I tried to do the "stop it" but that sadly didn't work, I was to skittish as well to go into the big service and fetch the parents. so, I dealt with it. :/ I get the, and I quote, "Hold me back Jesus!" Kids can be so weird, and rebellious and no one, not even the kids, know why.... 😒
Young Yong Tales: *Get's bitten*
Rebecca Parham: "First time?"
Astromites true! Lol
@@Suck_my_juicyFatcock Ye
Lol
Yes
I bite my bro if a pissed of and act like a zombie and my bro bites me back if he want becouse i have fat to pratect me
My friend was bit by a kindergartener... it was almost bleeding.
I had this happen to me 3 times by the same kid. He did it to my friends many times to
I bit my brother he bled and he was just like “seriously dude?”
Huh
That happens to my twin
I would like but its at 69 likes
I wrk at a Peter Piper Pizza and I know that pain where you tell a kid to not DO something that is clearly DANGEROUS and they still do it even when you get in their face about it and as soon as you turn your back towards them they do it again and I sometimes tell the parents, Coaches, Teachers about it but they just see it as a joke
Sounds like the time my aunts student who was like 3 ran into our church class and me and my brother were like, “hi Jenny “😂
Well at least we know that steve isnt a vampire but probably is a cannibal 🤷🏾♂️
1:27 That sounds like a clickbait buzzfeed title
Or let me explain Studios
The whole video I mean
I eAT fRuITS fOR thE firSt tIME
I love the seven deadly sins reference after he bit you when you wanted to cruel sun that kid
This is the first video I watched from this channel.
Yong: “Omg! A kid bit me!”
Me: “WaS iT tHe BiTe Of 87’?!”
Give this man an oscar
Hehehe fnaf
Lily Tiger YES FNAF YYAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSS
WEVE BEEN ALL ALONE, STUCK IN OUR LITTLE ZONE,
Champion
A long time ago in the third grade, one of my classmates would sometimes tease people, but it was mostly harmless. That was until one of my other classmates came with a bloody arm saying he bit her...
Damn third graders are scary
Bruh I almost killed somebody in year 5 because they poked me
Megekittens2090 bro your insane
I got bit on the face by a kid in preschool and still have a mark to this day
Yeah
>:(
you know considering the fact that "Steve" bit you SO Hard that it Broke the Skin you definitely should of hit him in that moment and then just played it off as self defense
Then get Sue
Dude, I worked in awana sparkies(youth group for little kids around the age of 5 & 6) and the weather does effect kids 😂 but it was fun. So was youth group for the older kids when I did it for a time.
My mom's worked with kids like Steve for years. She's been bitten, hit and yelled at plenty of times that such violence on her person is often responded with "how was *that* supposed to convince me that (insert reason: in Steve's case, it would be: you deserve to jump on the couch)"? Kids don't often know what to say to when asked that kind of question because it forces them to think. Mom had mastered the "Ask Questions" approach to being allowed to punish a kid's bad behavior.
smart
*smort*
When i was little, i bit a "friend" of mine. The next day he had high fever!
Felt like a cobra
Ahhh, that satisfaction of being a non- furry, but technically u are
This is exactly why I don't volunteer at Sunday School anymore
Trouble? This isn't SCHOOL!
*Sends kid to the shadow realm
Well can you blame him you are made of tofu after all tofu is delicious 😋😉
Is that a fucking emoji?
EERIE ERIC, You could’ve just used this,
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Mr.Clickbait BRO LANGUAGE
@@bumsicle27 blyat
Tanki The T-34-85 Ok so we could just call people *whore* in 2020?
Title: A KID TRIED TO EAT ME!
me: o h n o
oh oH OH
Me, Myself, and I No
Yeah, when I used to be in kindergarten, there, was this girl that kept biting me on the arm all the time, and from what I can remember, she didn’t get in trouble so I can feel that I can somewhat relate to the story
Dude I know how you feel...I've been through a similar situation
Well there is a reason to eat him.
*he is literally tofu*
Ha ha that’s funny
Good point
R\technicallyTheTruth
I thought he was a wii pad thing
He is not real Henry Stickmin
John:He sank his sharp teeth in me!!!
Me: Vietnam flashbacks to the bite of 83
I am from Việt Nam
@Kacper Milakowski what
ME being bit is so casual it's not normal to not to get bit
weeelllll... i did bite a teacher when i was ,like 5-7...so you are right
i am so sorry for what the kid did to you.
Dislikes are the children who have bitten their sisters/parents
CHILD ABUSE
I didnt dislike but...
Umm..... Cringe... (No offence) :l
the child has good taste trying to eat a piece of tofu
Congrats on 4k
Ok, Young Yong Tales got the simplified vertion of kids church really well, (Ans yes, im a cristain also sorry for typeos im tired)
;-;
Why would somebody try to eat you?!?!?!
Oh yea…your tofuu
Lil
You stole this :/
Yeah you stole this,what he said 😒
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
No one:
Steve’s brother: *I can never outrun the pain*
I don't get it
@@minespace792 I think it’s saying that Steve probably bites his brother a lot at home
I've had 2 people bit me before. One was when I was living in a group home and the other was when I was babysitting my sister's kids.
It’s good that you go to church
What does the toshie taste like and how hard is it
Scizor If tofu had a meat flavour. It’s probably very soft cause tofu
Ask the psycopathic kid
OK dude you just where brother but true LOL sorry !
Me: Reads the title
My brain: What the heck?
At the beginning I like the pictures of the tohies so That's my favorite part
He's just asserting his dominance
Him: "The bite"
Me: *has a fnaf 4 flashback*
Also me: ThE kId BeHiNd ThE sLaUgHtEr
NO wait...ThE tOfU bEhInD tHe SlAuGhTeR
Lul me too
WaS tHaT tHe BiTe Of 87
Animatronics love tofu....
i love fnaf but don't ever reference that god awful song
Dang, whenever I helped out in kid's church they were never this misbehaved. Thank God for that because I'm not a very rule enforcing person.
Yeah I got bit by a RIFA (Red Imported Fire Ants) a lot of times , but when the first time I was bit the venom was as pain as getting burned (hence the name)
😂 kids church sounds like hell on earth 😅
Kid: **Tries to eat Young yong tales**
Fans: so you have chosen death.
The kid just likes toofu
TOOFU!?
@Alex Root AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Its Young Yong Tales
Samuel Buckley im sorry, ill edit that.
WAS THAT THE BITE OF 87?
THE KID BEHIND THE SLAUGHTER WATDEFOK
"Have you ever been bitten?" Me: Micheal Afton is sighing in a fire right now.
You have more will power then me honestly. If I was in that situation I would've straight up gotten physical if not falcon punched him into oblivion. I don't care if it's a kid there are just some of THOSE brats that I can't stand.
rainy weather is indeed connected to kids behavior being out of whack
Title: “This kid tries to eat me”
Me: *Well you are tofu*
Lol. I see it 's only logical.
I mean I would I like tofu
Imagine if the parents were entitled, even better story
5:59 I remember how you said he was the perfect height and nearly died thinking that he was biting u in the ‘area’
You are a poligon... austanding !!
Congrats on the 401K!!! Love your vids
No one:
Literally no one:
That one kid: goes attack on titan mode
Edit: wow thanks for da likes
I was that one kid. Still am.
EXCUSE ME STOP TALKING ABOUT MY BROTHER.
@@sissysarts3600 wut
are you a fellow weeb?
Hello, fellow weeb
I actually never been bitten by anything except for biting my tongue on accident like a bazillion times😂😂🤣🤣
Mine did something called kids camp where they throw us in an auditorium teach us about Jesus and have a stupid giveaway and then let us go and play games
The kid: bites him.
Me sensing a disturbance in the force: *slap* DoNt ToUcH tHe ChIlD
I can imagine Sr Pelo screaming that like HMMMMMMM POW DONT TOUCH THAT CHILD
Rebecca: A got bit by someone while trying to defend my friends.
Young young tales: Sips tea* Interesting.
dude im so sad ur so underrated
the other kids were pry like was that the bite of 87