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  • Опубліковано 25 жов 2024

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  • @Archer-hg9rw
    @Archer-hg9rw 5 років тому +5804

    Juan : hey
    Girl : let's go to my dorm

  • @jakeevans2460
    @jakeevans2460 5 років тому +8359

    "I Like your shoes"
    "Oh thank you, I like your shoes too".
    *They're both wearing the same shoes*

  • @IzudAsh
    @IzudAsh 5 років тому +7530

    Me: hi, im new here.
    Girl: I dont care.
    Me: ok

    • @raghavkamath
      @raghavkamath 5 років тому +99

      You should care about grammar

    • @IzudAsh
      @IzudAsh 5 років тому +153

      @@raghavkamathohh,, I using India english,, thats why,, ok my nepali/india/bangladesh freind

    • @raghavkamath
      @raghavkamath 5 років тому +20

      IZZUDDIN ASHRAF AMIR ROSLI 😂

    • @IzudAsh
      @IzudAsh 5 років тому +6

      @@timilehyinhussain7963 lol,, im just joking

    • @timilehyinhussain7963
      @timilehyinhussain7963 5 років тому +13

      IZZUDDIN ASHRAF AMIR ROSLI i was also joking 😂😂😂.

  • @alejandroortega1516
    @alejandroortega1516 4 роки тому +3269

    No one:
    Juan: What’s your FAX?

  • @spectro2932
    @spectro2932 5 років тому +9773

    “What’s your email”😂😂 gets me every time

    • @boringben9498
      @boringben9498 5 років тому +375

      the conversation be going so smooth and then he just spits that out, I start dying of laughter 😂

    • @rocky8838
      @rocky8838 5 років тому +259

      "My email?!? Where are you from, boy?" had me in stitches.

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 5 років тому +8

      @@rocky8838 lol

    • @ashn.3364
      @ashn.3364 4 роки тому +115

      "What's your Discord?"

    • @davidecarretta4958
      @davidecarretta4958 4 роки тому +8

      Spectro
      It’s been more than a year and it still gets me.
      It’s 4am where I am now. I’m like holdin my breath not to laugh out loud just ‘cause of the thought of two people actually small-chatting through e-mails😂

  • @AlM2468
    @AlM2468 6 років тому +5165

    Juan is the smoothest man alive

    • @amirsokkar4990
      @amirsokkar4990 6 років тому +76

      then watch steven schapiro

    • @Thomreise
      @Thomreise 5 років тому +38

      I thought his name was Swan

    • @fxj___
      @fxj___ 5 років тому +18

      Watch steven...he's a God level

    • @joshspiker
      @joshspiker 5 років тому +46

      Both are good, but Juan is a bit smoother. He's got better verbal skills with the ladies.

    • @Delirex1
      @Delirex1 5 років тому

      Not really

  • @icarus486
    @icarus486 5 років тому +4330

    Dating a guy for 2 years and offers her number... trust no one lol

    • @ShottySniper117
      @ShottySniper117 5 років тому +441

      Sam Knight she belongs to the streets!!

    • @amandaaaaa2998
      @amandaaaaa2998 5 років тому +182

      Y’all need to calm down

    • @bharattanwar5047
      @bharattanwar5047 5 років тому +161

      Bro it's not problem to give someone no if you are in realtio ship or not , there are other things also exist more than only gf and bf like friends😂

    • @midwestbd7144
      @midwestbd7144 5 років тому +516

      Bharat Singh Tanwar yeah then she’ll be riding her guy “friend” as soon as they get into a fight. Been there bud, good girls don’t hand out there number after a 2 minute conversation.

    • @redlobster4841
      @redlobster4841 4 роки тому +256

      @@bharattanwar5047 lol...come back down to reality....the girl you want as a wife will not give out her number or invite some random dude back to her dorm...lol

  • @valeyellow3381
    @valeyellow3381 5 років тому +1756

    Juan : hi
    Girl : my number is 765..

  • @Stonktradomus
    @Stonktradomus 5 років тому +3223

    Next video:
    HEY, I'm old here.

    • @juanburgueno3274
      @juanburgueno3274 5 років тому +32

      Next video:
      -Hey.....
      +Hey......
      -You know we are filming a video

    • @MChris-n3w
      @MChris-n3w 5 років тому

      @@juanburgueno3274 ahahaaha😂

    • @RafaelMunizYT
      @RafaelMunizYT 4 роки тому +12

      Next video:
      - Hey I'm here
      - Hi here, I'm Lara

    • @kino.kylo.kin1
      @kino.kylo.kin1 4 роки тому +1

      Dew it, Juan!

  • @rjdelello8714
    @rjdelello8714 6 років тому +4405

    “Whats your email” has me dying every time 😂

    • @Marcus_Thomas_
      @Marcus_Thomas_ 6 років тому +58

      Be funny if he asked for their birth certificates.

    • @f.rbeats
      @f.rbeats 6 років тому +9

      *EMAIL = PHONE NUMBER* 💪🔥💨

    • @justincristins7962
      @justincristins7962 5 років тому +2

      @@f.rbeats yeah 🔥

    • @aguyjuyjuy9798
      @aguyjuyjuy9798 5 років тому +3

      So you stil alive man?

    • @davidk3009
      @davidk3009 5 років тому

      the last one was amazing

  • @inthedms82
    @inthedms82 6 років тому +3635

    I think it’s all confidence but he’s attractive so it helps

    • @VisualDylan
      @VisualDylan 6 років тому +294

      Juan is smooth af

    • @So_staten
      @So_staten 6 років тому +589

      Its all about attractiveness but he's confident so it helps

    • @successstories9571
      @successstories9571 6 років тому +94

      John Gbenga Babington 99% looks and 1% confident😂

    • @JakeTheHappyGuy
      @JakeTheHappyGuy 6 років тому +129

      it's 100% self confidence

    • @honestoptions1616
      @honestoptions1616 6 років тому +253

      Bruh no matter what if an ugly ass guy said or did the exact same thing he did with the same level of confidence he would of been rejected alot more

  • @kratos952
    @kratos952 4 роки тому +1678

    "This stunts are strictly performed in United States, under the western supervision and guidance"
    "DO NOT TRY THIS ON ASIA"

    • @gleefull2962
      @gleefull2962 4 роки тому +27

      KRATOS what will happen?

    • @Movies-gk9cw
      @Movies-gk9cw 4 роки тому +89

      JAILED

    • @albertoaguilar9773
      @albertoaguilar9773 4 роки тому +54

      @@gleefull2962 Firing Squad

    • @gleefull2962
      @gleefull2962 4 роки тому +14

      i love cute things jailed for talking to people or what?

    • @Movies-gk9cw
      @Movies-gk9cw 4 роки тому +61

      @@gleefull2962 Eh no jail but you can't talk to strange girls in asia, especially in India & Pakistan.

  • @silence5707
    @silence5707 6 років тому +2014

    2:16 those two girls are some next level spies.

  • @harristengku7153
    @harristengku7153 6 років тому +600

    "Good you have an email?"
    "Uh yea."
    *Looks into the floor shocked...did he just ask for my email?*

    • @Mayrik92
      @Mayrik92 6 років тому

      lmao 😂🤣

    • @davidalexander9633
      @davidalexander9633 6 років тому +6

      I thought thats because there was a girl wearing the same clothes as her

    • @TruthSeeker23099
      @TruthSeeker23099 6 років тому +1

      It was definitely the email thing lol

    • @heartdhikr
      @heartdhikr 6 років тому +1

      Wait what's wrong with asking for an email? I do that all the time?

    • @Moon22999
      @Moon22999 6 років тому

      If you listen closely she says “actually....”

  • @lanpatrick7182
    @lanpatrick7182 5 років тому +2126

    4:53 that face she gives when she's about to give her email and then realize why the f he asks for email lmao 😂😂😂

    • @curycurries9348
      @curycurries9348 5 років тому +80

      Lan Patrick lmao I noticed that!

    • @obaidaammar7482
      @obaidaammar7482 5 років тому +15

      @@curycurries9348 What is Imao ?

    • @jonasr.3083
      @jonasr.3083 5 років тому +53

      Obaida Ammar laughing my ass off

    • @staytune2485
      @staytune2485 5 років тому +4

      😂

    • @1SGCarter
      @1SGCarter 5 років тому +28

      Her E-Mail would probably something like „beautifulprincess98@hotmail.com“ lol Kinda arkward to give that away. People have the funniest E-Mail addresses.

  • @RafaelMunizYT
    @RafaelMunizYT 4 роки тому +291

    Juan approaching girls be like:
    "What's the firmware version of your mobile device?"

    • @marq6325
      @marq6325 4 роки тому +1

      Rafael Muniz lol this is funny AF

    • @elimcm5149
      @elimcm5149 4 роки тому +2

      them: less fuccc 😂😂😂

  • @samp-k2273
    @samp-k2273 5 років тому +6407

    He makes it look so easy wtf 😭😂

    • @williammagsambol2143
      @williammagsambol2143 5 років тому +603

      Also in this video he doesnt include his misses, but it happens to everyone even the most attractive guy. Keep ya head up king ur crown is falling

    • @orlandocarrillo7132
      @orlandocarrillo7132 5 років тому +272

      It is easy. You just have to hit on girls who are less attractive than you and make them feel comfortable with the conversation

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 5 років тому +115

      I tried to wipe that damn hair off my screen.

    • @SpanishMixedMami
      @SpanishMixedMami 5 років тому +4

      macaryl95 😂😂😂

    • @JustSomeKittenwithaGun
      @JustSomeKittenwithaGun 5 років тому +19

      @@SpanishMixedMami This boy got me tryna cut my phone I swear.

  • @eeeveee9176
    @eeeveee9176 6 років тому +595

    "i actually have a bf"
    Juan: "well let me get your email just incase you guys break up?"
    girl: ill give you my number instead" 🙃🙃

    • @twain27
      @twain27 6 років тому +93

      Girl is in trouble :) she was into Juan big time. Playing hard to get a little but interested

    • @Antbeast23
      @Antbeast23 6 років тому +11

      @@twain27 yep and probably thought I'm better than an email lol

    • @nazim4486
      @nazim4486 6 років тому

      eeeVeee please subscribe to my channel please please please 😊

    • @unfortunatelygone7281
      @unfortunatelygone7281 6 років тому +1

      @@Antbeast23 lol can a girl not talk to other boys as friends just because she has a boyfriend?.... not like she is banned from talking to people

    • @unfortunatelygone7281
      @unfortunatelygone7281 6 років тому

      @@twain27 lol why would she play hard to gets .. if she was playing hard to get she wouldn't have told him she has a boyfriend. . Can she. Not be friends with another boy?

  • @Mo-bi1pk
    @Mo-bi1pk 5 років тому +626

    Juan: Do you have an email?
    Last Girl: Er yeah... wait wtf?

    • @valdasv9874
      @valdasv9874 5 років тому +6

      Lmao so glad someone spotted that

    • @izzannamii
      @izzannamii 4 роки тому +1

      and i like reaction girl best part best poin

    • @juri9425
      @juri9425 4 роки тому +3

      for real hahaah

  • @michaelyoung04
    @michaelyoung04 5 років тому +865

    1:37 “With benefits maybe” HAHAHA

  • @ceaser8999
    @ceaser8999 6 років тому +4553

    I tried this at school and the girls just said “ok”, and kept walking like I was a dumbass. I guess It’s because I’m not that attractive😂😂😂😂😂. Wtf
    Edit: I’ll actually film it if people want to see results

    • @randyrrs7028
      @randyrrs7028 6 років тому +877

      BunchoStuff film it and ill subscribe

    • @ceaser8999
      @ceaser8999 6 років тому +559

      randyrrs if I see the demand, I’ll do it but I only have 1like 😂😂😂😂

    • @ceaser8999
      @ceaser8999 6 років тому +147

      Charlton Lepkofker 46 more likes

    • @EyadM1997
      @EyadM1997 6 років тому +125

      Do it man😂💔

    • @youssef3994
      @youssef3994 6 років тому +114

      Doooo it

  • @stewartriding6346
    @stewartriding6346 6 років тому +1581

    "Do you have an Email?"

    • @TheSecondC2
      @TheSecondC2 6 років тому +9

      Stewart Riding shit got me good lol

    • @neno539
      @neno539 6 років тому +82

      4:53 - do you have an email?
      immediately says yes
      4:54 - gets triggered

    • @epicglitchtv7092
      @epicglitchtv7092 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @mitjed
      @mitjed 6 років тому

      @@epicglitchtv7092 my email is _@$&;*"¥€@hotmale.con

    • @kevinmaniebo4881
      @kevinmaniebo4881 6 років тому +3

      that was clever , im about try it out with some girls and see if theyre 'caught off guard'

  • @HaZeyTheViking
    @HaZeyTheViking 5 років тому +1013

    Juan: Whats your name
    Girl: BooJane
    Juan: BooJane?
    Girl: No, BooJane
    Juan: BooJane?
    Girl: No with an L
    Juan: LooJane?
    Girl: Yeah

  • @ojasvinigupta1532
    @ojasvinigupta1532 4 роки тому +563

    I love how Americans interact, its so chill, like he is pretty confident but also how the girls handle the situation.

    • @toxicmuscularity
      @toxicmuscularity 4 роки тому +3

      right

    • @alejandroinc9575
      @alejandroinc9575 4 роки тому +11

      Ha not at all

    • @xtdycxtfuv9353
      @xtdycxtfuv9353 3 роки тому +95

      American's are some of the friendliest people i've ever met. You could never talk to a stranger like this in the UK or any other english speaking country

    • @xxxBradTxxx
      @xxxBradTxxx 3 роки тому +69

      It depends on the state. People are friendlier in the sunnier southern states, up north in Washington people are more depressed and rude.

    • @pessimistkai5569
      @pessimistkai5569 3 роки тому +9

      Lol they leave you the same way
      Everyone is lonely.

  • @joflipp7183
    @joflipp7183 6 років тому +166

    1:34 "Just promise me you can be my best friend... with benefits maybe"
    Smooth af 😂

  • @thomassherif7797
    @thomassherif7797 6 років тому +485

    4:52 "Do you have an email?". "Oh yeahh.....wait wtf " (look at the girl's face)

    • @nazim4486
      @nazim4486 6 років тому +1

      Tecco please subscribe to my channel please please please 😊

    • @Amsal000MrMaster
      @Amsal000MrMaster 6 років тому +6

      LOOOL

    • @thomassherif7797
      @thomassherif7797 6 років тому +5

      @@nazim4486 the question here is did you sub to mine 🤔😀

    • @imbaron1999
      @imbaron1999 6 років тому +3

      Yes i saw it too

    • @enzo7400
      @enzo7400 6 років тому

      Hahaha yeah i thougth the same 😅

  • @pabloandresarenas
    @pabloandresarenas 6 років тому +434

    Based on the amount of numbers he gets, I guess he saves them as:
    "Girl 189" , "Girl 289", "Girl 9000"

    • @Gr0ck1
      @Gr0ck1 6 років тому +4

      I use to save them by changing my name every so often. So if a girl calls id know if it was 1 of my old names or new names by her asking for 1 of my names. Lol

    • @TheKrypticSpeed1
      @TheKrypticSpeed1 6 років тому +23

      New Creation Beats that’s just confusing

    • @blueshanks1
      @blueshanks1 6 років тому

      @@Gr0ck1 kinda genius

    • @Antbeast23
      @Antbeast23 6 років тому

      If I have the same name in my contacts I put like a description of a person like brown hair or name and like there school or workplace in paranthesis.

    • @ramosivan407
      @ramosivan407 6 років тому

      He has a girlfriend

  • @joyb4250
    @joyb4250 4 роки тому +180

    "When did you get here"
    *Hawaii*

    • @urielfulgencio5285
      @urielfulgencio5285 4 роки тому +6

      Joy B lmao I was like what a random comment then I hear it and I have to come back to like it

    • @joyb4250
      @joyb4250 4 роки тому

      @@urielfulgencio5285 haha thank you glad you liked it ^_^

    • @Andrew-hk4dh
      @Andrew-hk4dh 4 роки тому +1

      Hhahaha
      That seems like me try to speak in English
      +What's your name?
      Me: yes

  • @baibhav820
    @baibhav820 6 років тому +1427

    Email is the new trick. Noted

    • @SuperArjun90
      @SuperArjun90 6 років тому +50

      Harsh Gillz Jheez bro it was a joke relax

    • @harshgillz7946
      @harshgillz7946 6 років тому +1

      SuperArjun90 no one cares

    • @rajab4187
      @rajab4187 6 років тому

      Not gonna work

    • @bloodth1rst
      @bloodth1rst 6 років тому +2

      that’s cope just be attractive and you can say whatever there is no “trick”. blackpill 101 for you lads

    • @harshgillz7946
      @harshgillz7946 6 років тому

      stay triggered snowflakes no one cares f off

  • @KevinPlaysGuitar
    @KevinPlaysGuitar 6 років тому +1093

    "You have email?" haha very epic!

  • @beastmaster_6486
    @beastmaster_6486 6 років тому +415

    We need hey girl!!

    • @joefernandez6043
      @joefernandez6043 6 років тому

      Fr be nice if he can make another one.

    • @FlavioSilva-wx5ox
      @FlavioSilva-wx5ox 6 років тому

      I'm tired of this

    • @randyicelow7530
      @randyicelow7530 6 років тому

      Hey Girl 3 @ 16 seconds is the best ever.

    • @MrRevellionz
      @MrRevellionz 6 років тому +1

      We need smooth whistle too

    • @nazim4486
      @nazim4486 6 років тому

      Beast Master_64 please subscribe to my channel please please please 😊

  • @rabin_7
    @rabin_7 4 роки тому +128

    When juan introduces himself:
    Him: "Do you have a husband?"
    Her: yea.....kinda!!!! 😂😂😂🙏

    • @lawrencego1439
      @lawrencego1439 3 роки тому +5

      Kinda which means they are living together but not married

  • @ginichi3568
    @ginichi3568 6 років тому +777

    An email... this is the best reverse physcology.

    • @bvbhu3dg
      @bvbhu3dg 6 років тому +48

      Ikr. It's a great line. Almost a joke, but a soft in.

    • @itdoesntmatterwhoweare
      @itdoesntmatterwhoweare 6 років тому +15

      It's brilliant

    • @KirbX
      @KirbX 5 років тому +4

      *Psychology

    • @adultkiller6008
      @adultkiller6008 5 років тому

      7

    • @joshspiker
      @joshspiker 5 років тому +19

      Exactly. That's what I was thinking. Brilliantly handled, especially how he was able to secure the digits of the chick who had a boyfriend. He reversed the game back back on her and made her feel like she won something ("That's a little strong for me...but you know what? Okay!")

  • @PaddyHackettYoutube
    @PaddyHackettYoutube 6 років тому +3015

    Where r u from boi?😂😂😂

  • @reallymatemate2933
    @reallymatemate2933 6 років тому +893

    I like your shoes! (both of them have the same pair of shoes) 0:08

  • @bronstein7241
    @bronstein7241 4 роки тому +122

    Juan: Hey
    Girls: Have my babies

  • @TheFrankCatena
    @TheFrankCatena 5 років тому +664

    Man. All these women in relationships handing out their numbers 'just in case'.

    • @ringsofsaturnn6153
      @ringsofsaturnn6153 5 років тому +85

      Omg even marraige doesnt mean shet to lots of girls these days, they dont give af its sad.

    • @emred.1926
      @emred.1926 4 роки тому +5

      I think now they are Single

    • @tanman1994
      @tanman1994 4 роки тому +57

      @@ringsofsaturnn6153 Yep, going through a divorce right now. I caught my wife cheating after being together for 5 1/2 years. It's so hard to find someone you can trust....

    • @taylorphommachak5157
      @taylorphommachak5157 4 роки тому +25

      Hasen Benlaid im sorry to hear about this. I know how much it hurts just stay strong!!

    • @tanman1994
      @tanman1994 4 роки тому +9

      @@taylorphommachak5157 Thank you so much for your kind words, they mean a lot!

  • @Broma-TV
    @Broma-TV 6 років тому +3265

    What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?? 💥
    Juan on Juan 😜

    • @veryrareadrian
      @veryrareadrian 6 років тому +4

      😂

    • @AlexWater
      @AlexWater 6 років тому +22

      Oh wow, jajajaja, that's racist but also is funny

    • @Broma-TV
      @Broma-TV 6 років тому +29

      Thats not racist, cmon...Im not trying to be thats for sure, Im Mexican!

    • @AlexWater
      @AlexWater 6 років тому +2

      Wow, no body can say something

    • @chepemartinez3121
      @chepemartinez3121 6 років тому

      😂

  • @أندروميدا-ش7ك
    @أندروميدا-ش7ك 5 років тому +599

    4:20 that girl is super gorgeous

    • @أندروميدا-ش7ك
      @أندروميدا-ش7ك 5 років тому +13

      Neil Bryan Are you serious tho? So what is her name?

    • @neilbryanpastor3539
      @neilbryanpastor3539 5 років тому +35

      @@أندروميدا-ش7ك edit: i remember now. She's athena faris. Hahaha

    • @MusicLoverz.
      @MusicLoverz. 5 років тому +3

      Wow loool

    • @أندروميدا-ش7ك
      @أندروميدا-ش7ك 5 років тому +45

      Dark Side Bro not her , may be she looks like athena faris but I am pretty sure not her

    • @mrniceguy4925
      @mrniceguy4925 5 років тому +1

      @@neilbryanpastor3539 yes she is just checked

  • @AzakielRuns
    @AzakielRuns 4 роки тому +104

    Me trying to act confident: "Hi girl"
    Girl: "You have a bogey under your nose"

  • @nanazsan7536
    @nanazsan7536 6 років тому +173

    walk weird in front of someone, turn around and ask if you walk weird

    • @nazim4486
      @nazim4486 6 років тому

      elgato sad please subscribe to my channel please please please 😊

    • @OriginalCatfish42
      @OriginalCatfish42 6 років тому +4

      @@nazim4486 Make better videos and do not beg for subs.

  • @luckylivingfree6273
    @luckylivingfree6273 5 років тому +1766

    This confidence only works if you are good looking

  • @christophervannel3140
    @christophervannel3140 6 років тому +153

    "where you from BOI"
    LMAOOOO

  • @jordanhayes3616
    @jordanhayes3616 4 роки тому +221

    Juan: Are you married?
    Girl: Yeah..
    Juan: oh really, you wanna go back to your room?
    Girl: okay...

    • @Cydonius1
      @Cydonius1 4 роки тому +5

      the guy's slick

    • @Nahutab1907
      @Nahutab1907 3 роки тому

      @@Cydonius1 what’s a slick

    • @snowlion2548
      @snowlion2548 3 роки тому +5

      Trust no one

    • @pussyyyy
      @pussyyyy 3 роки тому +3

      She isnt married lmao, she said no its just a joke

    • @juliokeona1677
      @juliokeona1677 3 роки тому

      @S D she said shes not married rewatch it

  • @sumarkhera7053
    @sumarkhera7053 6 років тому +264

    Dress up like a stud then go up to girls and say "are you new here" if they say no say "nevermind I'm looking for something more fresh"

  • @joja2174
    @joja2174 6 років тому +315

    put feet in front of a girl
    stretch
    ask for email
    try his best to be awkward
    still don't get rejected * takes hat off *

    • @kristijanross977
      @kristijanross977 6 років тому +1

      i like it

    • @DioZa44
      @DioZa44 6 років тому

      That stretch tho lmao

    • @LetYahArisee
      @LetYahArisee 6 років тому

      It’s called confidence you fucking dweebs lmfao

    • @noobsmokey7515
      @noobsmokey7515 6 років тому

      @@kristijanross977 tall and slim and white.

  • @sirsmoothable
    @sirsmoothable 5 років тому +1961

    *whats your social security number?!*

  • @kowshikkarmagam8371
    @kowshikkarmagam8371 5 років тому +170

    Man...don't you dare try these with Indian girls..they r rude as hell 😂😂

    • @introverteddawg9805
      @introverteddawg9805 5 років тому +3

      Which state you from? It's pretty easy here in Kerala.

    • @rollings69
      @rollings69 5 років тому +6

      @@introverteddawg9805 I'm also from kerala , kannur

    • @introverteddawg9805
      @introverteddawg9805 5 років тому +2

      @@rollings69 Haha same bro, Kannur here!

    • @rollings69
      @rollings69 5 років тому +2

      @@introverteddawg9805 Wow! , I'm from Thalassery..what about u??

    • @introverteddawg9805
      @introverteddawg9805 5 років тому +1

      @@rollings69 Chalad, close to Kannur town

  • @JesseRGV
    @JesseRGV 6 років тому +351

    Just heart my comment for Juance!

    • @JesseRGV
      @JesseRGV 6 років тому +15

      Ahh, thank you. 🤓

    • @IshanII
      @IshanII 6 років тому +1

      hey man sorry to shout out myself here but it's the only way I can get my music noticed. If you could please check my new content on much channel, id really appreciate it :)

    • @angelaranda8899
      @angelaranda8899 6 років тому +5

      *Sha* how about.............. *NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

    • @AirC4523
      @AirC4523 6 років тому

      Sha how about make another song instead of writing a comment. That one song can make you more known than any comment you write

    • @nazim4486
      @nazim4486 6 років тому

      JesseGonzalezRGV please subscribe to my channel please please please 😊

  • @mexicanakinskywalker6762
    @mexicanakinskywalker6762 6 років тому +533

    chick been with her man for 2 years and still gives the number. damn

    • @nazim4486
      @nazim4486 6 років тому +2

      Nicholas Ramirez please subscribe to my channel please please please 😊

    • @unfortunatelygone7281
      @unfortunatelygone7281 6 років тому +22

      She can have a boy that's a friend ...

    • @mexicanakinskywalker6762
      @mexicanakinskywalker6762 6 років тому +130

      thegirlontheblock yes you you mean a fuck buddy?

    • @fair98fair
      @fair98fair 6 років тому +36

      @@unfortunatelygone7281 you know that chit is shady as fukk

    • @Opethfeldt
      @Opethfeldt 6 років тому +52

      2 years is a pretty long time in the scheme of things. I'm sure it's on its last legs anyway. Juan just sped up the process.

  • @mohammedgouriach454
    @mohammedgouriach454 6 років тому +160

    Juan: give me you email
    The girl : i'm not giving my email i'll give you my number
    Juan : that's a little strong for me but i take it
    I'm dead 😂😂🤣🤣🤣

  • @prem-kushwaha
    @prem-kushwaha 3 роки тому +75

    This guy has more data of girls than google.😂

  • @calmax7730
    @calmax7730 6 років тому +259

    Hey I’m new on this channel 😊

    • @pianow8873
      @pianow8873 6 років тому +10

      Hi "new on the channel", I am dad

    • @erk8265
      @erk8265 6 років тому +3

      @@pianow8873 hi dad im ERK.

    • @nihilistkoala1890
      @nihilistkoala1890 6 років тому

      Do you have an EeeEeE-MaIL?

    • @amcspaceape1580
      @amcspaceape1580 6 років тому +1

      Pianow88 hi “dad” I’m “hungry. What’s for dinner?”

    • @pianow8873
      @pianow8873 6 років тому

      Alfonzo Florence we had a clown for breakfast, you should be fine.

  • @dhruvprataptanwar46
    @dhruvprataptanwar46 5 років тому +418

    2:16 time travellers omg lol

    • @viccasastudio9107
      @viccasastudio9107 5 років тому +20

      From area 51

    • @OldVids_
      @OldVids_ 4 роки тому

      Lol

    • @konsti8901
      @konsti8901 4 роки тому +1

      omg this comment made me laught so hart lll

    • @okaylow9124
      @okaylow9124 4 роки тому

      DHRUV 98 TANWAR lol

    • @gutsjoestar7450
      @gutsjoestar7450 4 роки тому

      This make no sense. In the 40's they they couldn't have the technology to make it if We don't have it ourselves. And we'll probably never

  • @ellisonburgers8923
    @ellisonburgers8923 5 років тому +256

    Me:
    -Hey, I'm new here
    Girl:
    -Ok
    Me:
    -Ok, see ya

  • @TRAPLORDWgsod
    @TRAPLORDWgsod 5 років тому +14

    1:44 I love her voice

  • @baloglajos7320
    @baloglajos7320 5 років тому +290

    Asking for email is so hilarious that is actually make me cry of laughter.

    • @1SGCarter
      @1SGCarter 5 років тому +2

      Balog Lajos Its like asking someone to burn some music for you on a CD-Disc.

    • @grace-wg3ni
      @grace-wg3ni 4 роки тому +1

      It makes me cringe every time 😬

    • @alessandro_lon
      @alessandro_lon 2 роки тому

      Actually the last girl was giving him her email ahah

  • @h22nn22h
    @h22nn22h 6 років тому +706

    Gives number to boy who’s hitting on you when you’re in a two year relationship

    • @Vicky-kf7hd
      @Vicky-kf7hd 6 років тому +12

      Hey, I m new here 😂😂 can we...

    • @DoctorMountain
      @DoctorMountain 5 років тому +113

      ikr, that's shady af

    • @marcosmedina333
      @marcosmedina333 5 років тому +4

      Hannah Tanner well they wouldn’t do anything if she loyal and he is respectful for sure and either way something has most likely happened with others who respect someone relationship but still are nice to others

    • @Entertainment-xt3dg
      @Entertainment-xt3dg 5 років тому +4

      Big lie

    • @marcosmedina333
      @marcosmedina333 5 років тому +2

      Slime Hank I don’t have a girl

  • @Tripodtoheavytocarry
    @Tripodtoheavytocarry 5 років тому +340

    Girls having 2 year relationships and still giving him their number this man’s a god.😭

    • @AbhijeetSingh-lf3uu
      @AbhijeetSingh-lf3uu 4 роки тому +53

      Nah she belongs to the streets

    • @AbhijeetSingh-lf3uu
      @AbhijeetSingh-lf3uu 3 роки тому +2

      @Kaiden TurcotteGuzman lol exactly

    • @wholelottapain8130
      @wholelottapain8130 2 роки тому +3

      Mr steal your girl

    • @Rahul-ul1bn
      @Rahul-ul1bn 2 роки тому +5

      Who knows that relationship isn't going well and she want to break up , most girl want breakup but she is Afraid of being alone ,so she stay with toxic man and when right opportunity comes in she want to get rid of them .

    • @Jere746
      @Jere746 2 роки тому +2

      @@Rahul-ul1bn That's odd, probably untrue and messed up.

  • @saidmehmet8933
    @saidmehmet8933 3 роки тому +65

    Watching Juan having conversations I‘d like to have too makes me smile which is really weird. At the same time I can‘t even look at a girl in the eyes for more than 2 seconds with my social anxiety, my depression gets worse and my life is just passing by.
    Still inspiring me to change some day tho, thanks Juan

    • @andresbrenes
      @andresbrenes 2 роки тому +1

      I can pronounce Juan anymore! And I'm Latin!

    • @emmanuelkagabo3603
      @emmanuelkagabo3603 2 роки тому

      Brother, probably it's due to feminisation of men today which is taken as avirtue.or even living behind screens of video games And films..BUT Men ought to be defenders and lion-hearted...come forth

    • @ngprod4297
      @ngprod4297 2 роки тому

      Hey man, CBD could really help you. It pretty much helps your whole body without any side effects. Good luck :)

    • @abraham_1997
      @abraham_1997 2 роки тому +1

      Have you changed?

  • @SpartanMatt117
    @SpartanMatt117 6 років тому +261

    Hey, Im not new to this channel lol

    • @testsubjectt001
      @testsubjectt001 6 років тому

      me too thanks

    • @CharltonLepkofker
      @CharltonLepkofker 6 років тому

      SpartanMatt117 I don’t want your email

    • @nazim4486
      @nazim4486 6 років тому

      SpartanMatt117 please subscribe to my channel please please please 😊

  • @lil_langos
    @lil_langos 6 років тому +359

    „When did u get here?“
    „Hawaii?“

    • @mrmoney3009
      @mrmoney3009 5 років тому +2

      hhahaa

    • @KarlooAudi
      @KarlooAudi 5 років тому +4

      WTF LOOOL mi dead

    • @marcusm5305
      @marcusm5305 5 років тому +1

      4:26

    • @Paktrol
      @Paktrol 5 років тому +1

      She was understood "where" . Thats okeyyyyy

  • @houdinitj37
    @houdinitj37 5 років тому +198

    I could’ve done the same thing , except I just need to be tall , averagely fit , low voice and white...bassicly him ;)

    • @erics.2362
      @erics.2362 5 років тому +27

      No, you just have to see, what you really are. There's beauty in everyone.

    • @artofvale_1122
      @artofvale_1122 5 років тому +9

      @@erics.2362 Yes, but being attractive is like 80-90% to try to have a girlfriend

    • @MM-hk4pb
      @MM-hk4pb 5 років тому

      @Peter Quill not an exact science because some women choose men that are not as attractive as they are and I mean a really good difference. In fact, sometimes women might be more emotional than men on that matter while some men will go looking first for attractiveness generally. So it varies.

    • @artofvale_1122
      @artofvale_1122 5 років тому

      @@MM-hk4pb yes i know, but I'm an attractive guy because of my personality, but i'm ugly, in 3 years i tried with 6 girls and they said i like only your personality, sorry. So 😢🤷‍♂️
      Edit: sorry for the mistakes I'm not an english person

    • @artofvale_1122
      @artofvale_1122 5 років тому +1

      @UCHBNDhmCH8sgY1Roj8wzdlw i know, thank you, you're a nice person.
      I like Green Lantern more than Batman😝

  • @amirhassan7887
    @amirhassan7887 5 років тому +30

    3:00 "Aunt May : Back to College"

  • @ackeemkelly405
    @ackeemkelly405 6 років тому +905

    Are girls really that easy to meet

    • @captainpointlez
      @captainpointlez 6 років тому +571

      And be good looking.

    • @skillsHacker
      @skillsHacker 6 років тому +199

      It’s a must be good looking

    • @herobull7010
      @herobull7010 6 років тому +43

      Ackeem Kelly its because juan its atractive

    • @coryr9938
      @coryr9938 6 років тому +141

      They're just people dummy, quit acting like they're aliens.

    • @RiioTzZHD
      @RiioTzZHD 6 років тому +47

      Absolutely not if you're ugly

  • @dolardolar4308
    @dolardolar4308 6 років тому +740

    Thanks Juan I'm suffering from depression and your videos are helping me

    • @natez999
      @natez999 6 років тому +55

      Dolar Dolar good luck mate !
      Stay strong 💪!

    • @mexican_wbc9946
      @mexican_wbc9946 6 років тому +5

      Dolar Dolar when I was going through depersonalization which includes depression to he helped me as will and I would also recommend diss god streams I can’t stop laughing when I watch his streams

    • @SamHasrane
      @SamHasrane 6 років тому +22

      if u want to talk, im here !

    • @SG-pc4sv
      @SG-pc4sv 6 років тому +4

      @Truth Army Preach! Guys he's absolutely right!! Couldn't agree more! I am an MBA in Human Resource, i've studied various branches in Psychology. Basically, before your mind enters into a state of depression, it gives you a choice, whether you want to tackle the issue which is causing you trouble or you want to be sad about it? Whether you slip into a state of depression or not depends on the choice you make subconsciously. Stay strong!

    • @danielk1380
      @danielk1380 6 років тому

      Sam Hsr My one legged one eyed big headed albino friend gets called ugly by girls. But that's his choice.

  • @coldtruth9431
    @coldtruth9431 6 років тому +350

    That last girl in the video is an absolute banger. Wow 😍

  • @serobro5549
    @serobro5549 5 років тому +50

    2:30 real battle of confidence and the dude wins again!

  • @torn4do703
    @torn4do703 5 років тому +72

    *The Email part gets me every time*

  • @Pistolpete2414
    @Pistolpete2414 6 років тому +878

    Once I beat up a homeless woman For she can have a bed in the hospital🙏🏾🙏🏾 Ik god will repay me for this good deed💯

  • @Gripvidss
    @Gripvidss 6 років тому +329

    Juan don't read comments

    • @ThatWasEpic11
      @ThatWasEpic11  6 років тому +179

      I actually do

    • @wicket4969
      @wicket4969 6 років тому +3

      grip vids git gud

    • @Gripvidss
      @Gripvidss 6 років тому +16

      Now that i got your attention
      Me: (yells) mom get the camera
      Mom: why
      Me: it's the guy from thatwasepic juan
      Mom: who
      Me: you know the guy that pick up b***** for a living and makes money from it but don't smash them cuz he have a beautiful gf
      Mom: smh watch ya mouth
      Me: sorry
      😂😂😂

    • @Gripvidss
      @Gripvidss 6 років тому +2

      @@wicket4969 if they invented spell check we would know what your comment said

    • @Gripvidss
      @Gripvidss 6 років тому +1

      @@ThatWasEpic11 So if you read comments what did you think of my video that's on my channel???

  • @disclosedempathy5426
    @disclosedempathy5426 5 років тому +36

    I'm legit gonna start asking for girls' emails instead of numbers

  • @austinvance
    @austinvance 6 років тому +39

    “Where you from”?
    “Here”

    • @nazim4486
      @nazim4486 6 років тому

      Austin VaRay please subscribe to my channel please please please 😊

    • @sambass4478
      @sambass4478 6 років тому

      @@nazim4486 no

  • @alexbrujo666
    @alexbrujo666 6 років тому +98

    pinche juan your smooth ese

  • @019_josetopno5
    @019_josetopno5 6 років тому +68

    Juan the type of guy who pick up girls using email 😌😎

  • @ChrisB-cc8tx
    @ChrisB-cc8tx 4 роки тому +140

    I don't understand why the girls who have a Boyfriend give him her number...

    • @juliannoble6
      @juliannoble6 4 роки тому +27

      Giving out your phone number doesn’t automatically mean anything. Doesn’t mean they’re cheating or want to have sex with you lol. Maybe the believe the guy just wants to be friends and if he doesn’t she can always block the number

    • @paddyanglais91
      @paddyanglais91 4 роки тому +102

      Backup plan.

    • @Midw3stSnip3r
      @Midw3stSnip3r 4 роки тому +27

      ItsJulian you’re opening up a door for a person who’s trying to do you, that’s putting your relationship at risk that’s not correct

    • @supforalll5990
      @supforalll5990 4 роки тому +2

      @@paddyanglais91 couldn't agree more

    • @merlyn2121
      @merlyn2121 4 роки тому +14

      Let me explain.... It's like trading your old junky car for a new better one.

  • @ynotegg
    @ynotegg 6 років тому +111

    Is getting a number easier than getting an email? 🤔

    • @mayakashiii
      @mayakashiii 6 років тому +32

      and she has a boyfriend too! doesn't mean shit anymore these days

    • @topramenraymond7005
      @topramenraymond7005 6 років тому +1

      Hahaha thats cute go out more champ

    • @nazim4486
      @nazim4486 6 років тому

      Ynot Egg please subscribe to my channel please please please 😊

    • @unfortunatelygone7281
      @unfortunatelygone7281 6 років тому

      @@mayakashiii lol can she not be friends with another boy?... I feel bad for whoever your girlfriend is ... if you even have one lol...

    • @thelegend6125
      @thelegend6125 6 років тому

      @@mayakashiii 😂😂 those days easy beasy girl budy

  • @finneyusd7765
    @finneyusd7765 6 років тому +372

    Video ideas:
    1.after a girl gives you her number, say "Thank you so much! This is was for a friend actually. We have very similar personalities, but I promise I'll give him your phone number don't worry. His name's David." then walk off.
    2.
    3.Give a girl a balloon, she'll like that. Then when you get her number pop her balloon and walk away.

  • @TheMetallicasuperfan
    @TheMetallicasuperfan 6 років тому +76

    "ITS A LITTLE STRONG FOR ME"

    • @dylana.9057
      @dylana.9057 6 років тому

      danny williams ah

    • @joshspiker
      @joshspiker 5 років тому +2

      That was a brilliant move. He was able to turn the tables around with that move.

  • @TheGSoutherland
    @TheGSoutherland 5 років тому +103

    That girl broke my heart who gave her number when she's in a two year relationship lol

    • @mapuangames5847
      @mapuangames5847 4 роки тому +4

      yh gross

    • @Gxrlla
      @Gxrlla 4 роки тому +4

      @@mapuangames5847 she's very gross

    • @OfficialJamesGardner
      @OfficialJamesGardner 4 роки тому +21

      Streets

    • @TheGSoutherland
      @TheGSoutherland 4 роки тому +1

      @@OfficialJamesGardner that's facts

    • @JampackGaming707
      @JampackGaming707 3 роки тому +2

      Not all women are like that! That girl just belongs to the streets lol when you find the right person you won’t ever have to worry because you know they’re down for you!

  • @zaydsayyed2336
    @zaydsayyed2336 6 років тому +161

    Just a day before my birthday will Juan give me a heart notification?

  • @tonytorres7630
    @tonytorres7630 6 років тому +57

    That last girl was 🔥🔥🔥

  • @MrMrAzad
    @MrMrAzad 6 років тому +181

    U dont sound as confident as before now that u talk much faster. Just an observation I've made

    • @Martin16707
      @Martin16707 6 років тому +9

      Azad Alp noticed that too thought I was tripping

    • @berniebeast
      @berniebeast 6 років тому +100

      too much fortnite

    • @berniebeast
      @berniebeast 6 років тому +78

      when u dont constantly socialize you start losing socialability. its gonna take him a while before he gets it back up/

    • @kakaroto5859
      @kakaroto5859 6 років тому +59

      I think that he made it because it is "im new here", he try look like a guy in new place. You know, like he need help.
      (Sorry for bad english im brazilian)

    • @Kobob_KC
      @Kobob_KC 6 років тому +6

      Yeah. I notice that whenever he says "my name is Juan", he says that really fast all the time.

  • @rwc212
    @rwc212 4 роки тому +18

    0:44 that’s how you know she is into you

    • @rwc212
      @rwc212 4 роки тому +1

      @stan kpop and charli xcx lol yeah ok boomer

    • @DaveEllen967
      @DaveEllen967 4 роки тому

      @be kind to others, fellow broskis weaboos go to hell to fuck themselves

  • @Inkedxx
    @Inkedxx 5 років тому +89

    This video should be called “Why You Should Never Trust Females”. 😂

  • @jared_s2
    @jared_s2 6 років тому +209

    oh my goodness. you were on point in these clips. Juan. I have been seriously motivated by your videos to just walk up to women that I'm interested in and meet them. I haven't gotten any dates yet (going out for lunch next saturday though.) But I have met a lot of nice young women. Thank you for doing this. I think it helps too that guys get away from dating apps, and start showing women that it is worth it to embarass yourself for them. We have to humble ourselves. Juan your humility is a gift man. Thank you for showing us how to harness it.

    • @sambass4478
      @sambass4478 6 років тому +11

      Facts.

    • @janjansen7983
      @janjansen7983 6 років тому +13

      Preach. Fuck all those apps. If you master real life, nothing is better. Don't forget RSD for some good tricks.

    • @xTerrierHD
      @xTerrierHD 6 років тому +4

      Idiots. The point is, you don't have the same face of Juan, so you will not get any date or number. Or at least, forget about chicks like this.

    • @xTerrierHD
      @xTerrierHD 6 років тому +1

      People who talks about real life skills make me laugh, especially when you're ugly or when the best thing that a girl said to you was you're weird.

    • @jared_s2
      @jared_s2 6 років тому +10

      Juan is definitely a good looking guy, but i think his height is more of an advantage than his looks as far as physical goes. but in all honesty most people i look at i can see beauty in them. everyone has at SOMETHING that is good on them. Everyone. But a genuine smile and a positive attitude coupled with confidence and even a little bit confrontational personality goes a long long way when you're courting a young woman. Trust me bro. You can do it.

  • @notalessandro
    @notalessandro 5 років тому +40

    This is the tutorial
    Going outside and trying this is the Final Boss

  • @Bad-cat_qhuuuuh
    @Bad-cat_qhuuuuh Рік тому +28

    I feel confident just by watching your videos damn

  • @Millz606
    @Millz606 6 років тому +50

    Omg the last girl 😍😍😍

    • @nazim4486
      @nazim4486 6 років тому

      Millz606 please subscribe to my channel please please please 😊

    • @quatie
      @quatie 6 років тому

      @crcothatsme I would

    • @frackjohn
      @frackjohn 6 років тому

      What a negative comments about someone we didn't get the chance to know him or her, just by looking we gave us the right to label him

    • @Millz606
      @Millz606 6 років тому +2

      She's super cute man stop hating 😍

    • @Beatbyawhiteboy
      @Beatbyawhiteboy 6 років тому

      Yeah, she's average. It's her thigh and denim shorts that's a turn-on. Obviously lookin' for male attention.

  • @torres97jds
    @torres97jds 5 років тому +6

    The girl at 2:30 was so cold and detached but he still find a way to make her smile and to take her number.. You have such an incredible power on girl dude 😂😆

  • @theshrek2767
    @theshrek2767 5 років тому +17

    She's from Arizona, but her name's Sydney.
    (Cliché drum beat)

  • @jonathanle7971
    @jonathanle7971 4 роки тому +7

    Juan: "Hey, I'm new here"
    His Dad: "Hello new here, I'm Dad"

  • @pabloalfaro5135
    @pabloalfaro5135 4 роки тому +3

    2:00 OMG i love her voice

  • @CJ-lr4uq
    @CJ-lr4uq 5 років тому +78

    People who say it's all attractiveness are wrong. I'm a pretty attractive dude but my social skills and confidence aren't great. Women avoid me completely lmao

    • @lullabysanton2241
      @lullabysanton2241 5 років тому +16

      I totally agree. If you are good looking with no social skills, people pretty much assume that you are filled with ego, pride and COMPLETELY ignore you!

    • @nicolasmaquiavelo2843
      @nicolasmaquiavelo2843 5 років тому +2

      Nice joke mate, but you don't need to lie anymore

    • @grancito2
      @grancito2 5 років тому

      Well not many girls are into attractive albino pygmys, who describe a cyclist as "him sit down he run".

    • @22fordfx49
      @22fordfx49 5 років тому

      Spill FM I'm in the same situation bro. Looks will get you dates but not long term

    • @3120dd
      @3120dd 5 років тому +1

      Spill FM depends the girl man if ur lucky you’ll find a girl that doesn’t care about all that and is as weird as you lol.

  • @xathomir
    @xathomir 5 років тому +29

    *"do you have an email?"*

  • @Angel-VTek
    @Angel-VTek 4 роки тому +19

    so the trick is to ask for her e-mail, so she'll give you her phone number instead of email

  • @ShivamGupta_15
    @ShivamGupta_15 6 років тому +75

    Is it actually that easy in usa. God damn that is

    • @trollyoazz5439
      @trollyoazz5439 6 років тому +2

      Can I Get 500 Subscribes Without Any Video it’s lots of cool people here but it’s also lots of dangerous people that look cool that will probably kill you

    • @formxr
      @formxr 6 років тому +34

      Yeah, but getting a number also doesn't mean much. People give their number/snapchat to anyone nowadays.

    • @latinace1981
      @latinace1981 6 років тому +16

      If ur good looking n can keep conversation going

    • @photomorti
      @photomorti 6 років тому +10

      well if you look like him and act with so much confidence and have a fun personality this probably works everywhere

    • @vel2118
      @vel2118 6 років тому +1

      It’s all about energy frequency invisible currency you know

  • @vivekkhurana9787
    @vivekkhurana9787 6 років тому +47

    Hey I am old here.

  • @luffy6164
    @luffy6164 4 роки тому +9

    Me - hey, I'm new here
    Girl (after seeing my face)- Ight imma head out

  • @philipp96VfB
    @philipp96VfB 4 роки тому +16

    "... with benefits maybe"
    Loved that