Ken Ashcorp - A song I made one fine morning about cucking my friend Jarv's waifu
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- Опубліковано 1 жов 2024
- I wrote a song about cucking my friend Jarv's TAVOR rifle inspired waifu because he likes guns and is a Canuck and you can't spell Canuck without CUCK. Because I could and I had a free morning. Fuck you, have a free mp3 of it. Be more careful of small panda lesbians next time, Jarv. You fucking cuck.
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Image by / on_thebounce because HE IS A CUCK but he's legit great and a good sport
LYRICS
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Let me
Reminisce about the time that I told ya
Give up waitin' for that wanna-be soldier
Boys with toys will never grow up
And we're only getting older
Please excuse the profanity and swearing
I must admit I kinda stopped caring
Holy shit, your tip is so hot
Fuck the Glock, Smith, and Wesson
Yeah it's you that I'm wearing
I can see you're 'bout to lurch
Up there in your Sniper's perch
Better change your name to "Anthony Burch"
No I won't stop
CUCKING CUCKING CUCKING
FUCKING SUCKING LUCKING out with you
She's just too good
LOOKIN' LOOKIN' LOOKIN'
FUCKING SUCKING LUCKING out with you
woo
![Paris Paloma - labour [Official Video]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/jvU4xWsN7-A/mqdefault.jpg)
And with that I'm convinced that Ken is a living bard stereotype
He truly is, the absolute madlad.
yeah he's kinda epic
Indeed
heheheheh me is 420th like
A 56 second meme song and it is actually great. Really wish you would do a full version of this.
DarkHorror49 agreed. This shit slaps.
He really should
Yes please full version! Come back to this
PLEASE KEN
The best thing about this is that Jarv made the image
:|
Ken literally makes anything he thinks of for half a second into a good song. How is this man doing this
He is God
He succ
he fucc
but most importantly
he cucc
Kaivaz Cucc*
good joke 100% original
TIM
EVEN BETTER, THEY'RE ENABLED EVERYWHERE, OH MY GOD!
First off, Ken, if you're reading this: Thanks. It was thanks to enabling the ratings and comments that my respect multiplied 3000 fold for you. I mean, you're still a good musician, but this action alone helps a lot.
Consider yourself a favorite now.
They're not for the SC2 songs, but i guess thats to be expected. It was a long time ago they where made and people would be still bugging him for new SC2 videos>
Such a shame though, they where amazing ;__;
Deadgame dafeels
r35
… Title seems a little specific, just saying.
Ain't no problems with that >;3
nothing wrong with this here song name
I'm not ashamed of the things I would do for a full three minute song.
PLEASE KEN WE NEED IT
I am, but I would do them anyway...
COMMENTS ARE ENABLED? *fangasms over everything ever about this man's work with others* That's all I wanted. ; u ;
r35
ikr
So the character is lesbian? Because in the zone shows two girk semi-nude and one of them is touching her "On the Zone"
And on the rocks too
I for one am glad that I am not Anthony Burch.
Which kinda sounds like we're gonna make Anthony kill himself. So yeah.
+Kris Doyle
One can only hope.
EntitySteel That's a bit much...
I don't get it...
Laksactifs It's an internet thing about making fun of a man's insecurities. I think it's stupid and incredibly mean, but oh well.
Set the chorus up as my ringtone. Phone rang in public in max volume. Not sure if I made the right decision.
Dude. Just set the first 30 seconds as your ringtone. Then, you only get a single swear in the last few seconds.(shit)
I like the chorus, so there. (Shite)
Fair enough.
There's no reason for this song to exist, and yet it does.
That's the beauty of art.
69th like bitch
NTR is inexcusable those who commit it have committed heresy and shall be tormented in hell
Lucky bastard got a
AGREED
im completely fucking baffled that every single one of ken ashcorp's songs slap, and 90% of those songs are like this
Man I wish I was a small panda lesbian...
Same.
Real.
Like everyone here
@RandomUsern4me I got news for ya buddy
@RandomUsern4me idk abt the panda bit but you might already be a lesbian...
I know it's 5 years later, but would it be possible to create a full version of the song, If it already hasn't been made. It's a pretty catchy song, but it's too short.
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I have struck gold. Absolute gold. This is a historic moment and I am here for it.
Oh, hi Jarv
@@jarvy251 absolutely yes
@@jarvy251 but it's adorable twt
Y'all how do I add this to my liked videos without anyone judging me
How do I like your comment without anyone judging me? *OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!*....kill me
Easy, set your likes to private.
You divide by 0
well, they've made liked videos private by default for everyone now with no way to change it, so if you haven't already done so, feel free, it's not like anyone will see it
:'3c
"Fuck me up fam"
We all need a friend like Ken.
Ugy Boogie Agreed, I hope he comes back soon.
I don't need that background tho
you really dont
rest in pieces Jarv and his waifu.
Why did you have to make this song so catchy? I keep catching myself whislting and humming this in public...
why does this have to be the only ken ashcorp song with an osu beatmap
because its the only song that people think deserves one?
also, why dont you map other songs by ken? if you want more that is
theres one for legends never die and some catch the beat maps
@@AdorableCatface
No need to be sharp, after-all not everyone has the time to learn something new overnight, on top of their lives.
That doesn't mean they shouldn't enjoy the loving prospect of it non-the-less, by that I mean that's not the issue.
Its fools who act uppity as if "their deserved it", and I honestly don't gather that here from op's comment imo.
I don't want to impose, but please consider looking at that next time, I know you mean well too, however understanding is the key to helping, so just try learning how to read more into people, its not as hard as it sounds, just not many want to. .
What the actual fuck did I just find while searching math homework answers
@@petizero5636 I couldn't agree more
Lol, no shame in telling us your fantasies, we know math work wasn't the only factor in our equation.
Ultimate shit post?
I fucking love this song, my only issue is I can't blast it in the house or else my parents will start flying the cross lol
*_Hol' up_*
Dat u?
@@swansyboy8512 ?
@@HoloValis Sorry, I just remember seeing that profile pic, and someone with a similar name, on Reddit. Was wondering if it was you or not. Maybe I wasn't really clear on that...
@@swansyboy8512 I am on Reddit with the same name and profile pic but I only post in the spice and wolf subreddit
@@HoloValis Ah ok. I thought you were u/Holofan4life the famous moderator of r/Animemes
This has to be the shortest song with the longest name.
Why... is this getting views suddenly... and why is this the song that gets me grooving out,
Onision?
lulz
Onion boy
lowkey the best part of this is the “”apology”” at the end
He's not sorry at all!!!
Perfect.
True friendship goals right here
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR REEEEE
He unblocked the comments neat.
This f*cking panda gets more game than i do
"just fuck me up fam" - Ken Ashcorp 2016
hey ken I wanted to say my 3 favorite songs by you in rank are Absolute territory, paralyzed, and Crazy Chicks ^_^ (wasn't able to say it before cause of the comments being disabled) I thank you for providing me with music and you have a type of song type that's not like any others and I like it :) however they take a long time to show up and I forget that you still make songs lol, but keep up the good work
Tbf paralysed is a cover of a song by mystery skulls, but yeah it's still pretty good. I prefer the original tho lol
I agree with your number 1 ( Absolute Territory ) but my favorites are Hunter, Touch Fluffy Tail, Ryder or Riot, Rival and 20 Percent Cooler...can't rank them since I love them all and can't decide tho.
Mystery Skulls is so awesome~
Thank you so much for enabling the comments, there are really a lot of people that have a really positive opinion about your work and you should read it ^^
Comments enabled !?!?!?!??!?!
Is... Is that Ken's OC Kenny in your avi? We have a serious fan here owo
Kris Doyle Well in all fairness Kenny is pretty cute.
ADHD NATION But she's also Ken's OC. Sooo should we be talking about OC stealing here? I kid.
As certified gun nut, I don't know what the fuck is happening anymore. I'm fine with that, predictability is overrated.
How the hell is the man always so far ahead of the game?
Man literally woke up and choose NTR for a breakfast, Im dead 💀💀
YOU'RE dead????
jarv coming back and replying to the comments is fucking HILARIOUS
I'M GLAD SOMEONE THINKS THIS IS FUNNY
@@jarvy251 HE REPLIED TO ME I FEEL SO HONORED
@@jarvy251 im dying you still there
Possibly the highest effort shitpost in history.
Fucking well done.
4chan exists, try again.
There is no actual effort in 4chan
@@ilyadyatlov7767 ahahaha so you clearly are a 4chan fan boy
@@flinchous5228 Haven't been in years, not an insult btw.
xxX420SwagScopeXxx
Don't forget he also had to pay someone for that art.
>Better change your name to "Anthony Burch"
my sides have left my body
I wonder if he’s still mad
It says "Fuck me up fam" you're welcome.
you didnt have to do jarv like this man
Error 404: Regret not found.
I cannot stop listening to this, it's so damn catchy >.
^ every Ken Ashcorp song
I want a longer version.
Right click, Loop
I meant with more lyrics.
Bruh, don't.... This is the full song ^^
Comments like these are one of the reasons comments were off...
ahh, I thought that just meant someone out there would decide to post a 3hr-10hr version of the song on loop instead.
The question is... Ken and Jarv still friends? xD
immediately blocked, reported, called the cops
@@jarvy251 Oh my...
I just imagine ken in a corner thinking of all the words he knows that at ucking in it
Best comment I've seen in weeks. 10/10 👌
Real shit this is actually a bop. Like I’d 100% want a full version to fully jam out to cause it is hella catchy.
Ken just makes really catchy songs that you'd feel weird recommending to anyone because they're strange, lewd, or both!
Just realized this song doesn't technically have a title.
Some Japanese light novels have much longer titles.
I would kill for a full 3 minute version of this
Jake Williams theres a petition for that. No murder necessary
I'll sign, but if he ignores it...Ken, expect a body on your porch...
Shea Bread You should just casually put the link to it in your comment. I'm sure over a hundred people will sign :P So I put it in this one! vvv
www.change.org/p/ken-ashcorp-jarv-needs-some-more-cucking/w?source_location=petitions_share_skip
but seriously i really love your songs ken, such a inspiration
This song makes me feel emotions that shouldn't exist. Specifically, a strange sort of arousal and anger at the same time.
can this be made into a full 3 min song? cause its stuck in my head all day and i need more haha. i will throw all my money at it.
This is the benefit of having youtube generate playlists.
Panda girl a cute..... *A CUTE!!*
that is a bitch boy
A cute TAVOR Rifle too!
You can't just read that title and not click on this video!
"I don't see anything wrong here"
Yes it does, and it's... kinda bop too
"You can't just read that title and not click on this video!"
YES YOU CAN
the title alone made me lose my sides and its 3 in the morning
I hate the fact that this song actually slaps so hard
same
Still confused about who kenny is
@Chrono Giro no, kennys the person that sings and makes the songs. the panda is the artist
@@cloudypictures8740 isnt ken the artist that sings the song and kenny the panda, i mean she says it in the channel intro video
@@Krush3r66woosh
i like how jarv is just goin around the comment section being angry
Lmao
the shitpost king
... God damn it Ligma university.... I blame them for this popping up in my recommenations
Still waiting a full version of this, my favourite song
Why is this one of the grooviest ones
I am so confused, how can a song made just to spite some guy that is only about a minute long be so good
Why do I hate this being so short? You are an amazing artist. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
ITS NOT SHORT ENOUGH
@@jarvy251 cuck!
No way Jarv still around looking at these comments 😭😭😭
This has me in tears, I'm laughing so hard
I was also in tears
@@jarvy251 oof...
@@jarvy251 😔
That damn description had me dying
"Better change your name to "Anthony Burch""
Can I subscribe to you twice?
this is peak trolling
i love it
I fucking love your voice dude, it's so good for so many genres!
I love you so much, literally my favorite musical artists.
we need full version like now
_In fucks name, of course_
When your headphones unplug in the middle of class... )OoO
Stampy Morgan XD
Stampy Morgan it pauses automatically
It didn't
Daniel Kloosterman it doesn't for me??
ConFL1CT Apple peasants?
yo wtf lmao people are still in the comment section, thats hella cool
Yeah hahhah
Ikr?
Umm, no we're not, you cant just like, say those things, man
That's very offensive.
@@hughjackwoman I'm guessing this isn't sarcastic, and that I can pull off an *r/woooosh*
@@swansyboy8512 oh sorry hahah
can you make this a full song please ken :D id love it if you did :D
i love the compression on this song so much
Why are his best songs got th3 most weirdest covers
* shrug *
Kind of looks like the art for your paralyzed cover
Ken Ashcorp. My fine sir. I beg you please make a full length version of this song
I feel like this is in the style of ed sheeran
would love more of this song it so good xD is there more?
Nope
There is NOT and there never will be!!!!
This was SO great but my boyfriend said "Whut"
One of the few NTRs I can actually enjoy
i found this song through *osu!* and i love it way more than i should...
I appreciate Jarv taking one for the team and allowing this banger to be published
Ken please we need a full version, this was roo good
Coheteos K-ken... Is maybe... Dead?!
No Rottrigo, he's posting lewds on his twitter @PandaSeifuku
NO!!!!!
@@jarvy251 YES!!!
Tried sharing this quality shitpost with someone. That went about as well as you might expect.
good please delete
Still the best song for shit posting
"fuck me up fam" anyone else see that?
me :3
Why are my pants tighter after watching this?
Better not wear skinny jeans, or you might end up punching a hole in them
Arthas Menethil I'm dying, holy shit.
I would love to see this added to spotify! I need more of your beautiful voice in my playlists :P
this song is so fucking catchy it's ridiculous DXD
This channel is the definition from weeb, furry, much love and some other fetishes mixed together.. It fits the music perfectly but thanks to the cover i cant really show it to friends without it feeling worng ;-;
Yeah, kinda hate that feeling.
Morton Fork Its always a risk :D Their either down and dont care, ore they just go reeaallyy quiete and it instantly gets awkward
Before i show my friends I always say at least 3 times, "IGNORE THE THUMBNAIL IT IS A GOOD SONG"
I know the feeling.
Nothing wrong about the cover.
Also, those arent fetishes ;)
rip jarv