"Prolonged exposure to Kojima particles in the atmosphere has opened my eyes to the Holy Sparkyness of the microwave oven, specifically metal inside of it. And you are looking an awful lot like a spoon right now." -Argyros
I don't think it needs to since the Unicorn Gundam can be operated by the soul of a dead child. Apparently, somehow, being operated by a dead child also lets it move at FTSL.
Even worse when you realize that Unicorn are within the range of NEXT Primal Armor, where the Kojima Particles are concentrated so much it disintegrate conventional bullet and block energy weapon And knowing HYDOR-ARGYROS, oh boy... That thing is basically a flying-mach-capable Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor on total meltdown, but since its Kojima the effect is much much worse
Thing is... the Unicorn and all other RX-0 MS are, when piloted by a full-fledged Newtype, capable of essentially doing anything the pilot wants. If they want a muffin to materialize in their hands, the psychoframe of the RX-0 suit can just... do that on command. It's so bullshit that unless a character has resistance to reality bending of the sort that turns water into maple syrup... then they can't do a damn thing to one.
@@IronianKnightidk about gundam but Gen 4 AC’s are powered by Kojima particles which are, like 10 times more radioactive than uranium at least and literally turned the world into a desert wasteland and will soon kill even the humans thousands of miles up in the sky by shear volume
Realistically, Gen 6 ACs could keep up with and possibly defeat an MS, but Gen 4 could run circles around Gundams and cook their pilots alive. Heh, they could even pull a Yamcha and just latch onto a Gundam before cranking the reactor to full blast.
Who would win A gundam with a psycho frame built completely around it and can travel through alternate timelines, transcending human possibility Or One smokey boi
I mean the early mobile suits had Nukes as reactors so i believe they have radiation shielding as the 1st gundam took a headon blast from such an explosion
Immagine radiation, which also melts of anything touching it when it's in the air Next are not immune to them they just don't touch their own particles In just ~15 years the earth became s contaminated hell looked fresher
It's more complicated than that, as supposedly Kojima Particles (judging by how IRL Ghost Particles are found most in Antarctica, same as Kojima Particles) it's possible that Kojima Particles are a radioactive variant of Ghost Particles, so you gotta have VERY specific means of blocking Kojima Particles or it kinda just goes through. All nuclear particles are radiation, but not all radiation is nuclear.
@@R-XI_Sulla No, not even that, I was more so referring to in-verse scaling, as in how different mobile suits/armors scale to each other. It’s really convoluted when you get into it. (I would explain it, but that’d take like 5 years, so just making sure you feel like reading all that)
Actually I'd say Turn A wouldnt be able to casually handwave a NEXT away, Argyros especially. Nanobots would be very very vulnerable to Kojima particles. Argyros doesnt win, but Turn A has to at least work a little bit.
this is bacly the classic gundam braker perfect build boss fight joke in a nut shell. its not the size that matters its how you use it that counts. also witnch in this in this case the perfict grade unicorn gundam boss lost hard from death by DOT radaton damage feld that came from the armord core own reactor on awakend overdrive mode.
For those who don't understand, the smaller mech is a NEXT from Armored Core. NEXTs output Kojima particles, which is basically the in-universe's super energy, but it's also super cancer. A single NEXT can render a very large area completely uninhabitable just by existing there. The particular NEXT shown here is an Argyros model, all of its parts are designed to enhance Kojima particle output. It just amps up good ol' Kojima cancer into Uber cancer deluxe edition no refunds everyone you know and love is dead.
When you don't know who to choose,always bet on armored core and Kojima particles. Gundams are big and powerful, but armored cores are better due to their abilities to use kojima particles in many ways. And the particles will eat through almost anything, so the gundam is screwed do to it's proximity to the AC.
Gundam has plenty of bullshit sytems as well. Psychoframe, GN Drives, The nanomachines from Turn A or the ones from the Mighty Strike Freedom. If machines of these 2 franchises go to war the winner is whoever the writer chooses it to be.
A NEXT is pretty powerful but this is Unicorn Gundam we’re talking about. It’s got one of the most bs powers out there since it directly enhanced Newtype abilities with the psycho frame (including reverting enemy generators as if they never existed).
I'm glad this showed in my feed, subbed, going to now do an Argyros run finally for the sake of microwaving all who oppose me with the power of whrrrrrrr
I watched Unicorn and that's not what was shown to me, it was a force push at best. Authors need to portray what they mean better cuz you know, Show don't tell.
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920sinanju and Zedong rusted away to dust But unicorn needs a shitton of psychoframe to do that (combined its and Zedongs to do it
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920the neo zeong is reduced to rust and a wave of the unicorns hand completely shut down dozens of mobile suits. The sequal movie has a character literally say that the engines of the mobile suits had been sent back to a point before they had been put together
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920no it wasn’t just a force push, in Narrative, when the federation examined what happened, they discovered the reactor units of the Mobile Suits returned to a state before they were assembled
@@RX-93-2 completely ignoring that NEXTS completely obliterated every government military (which had MTs and ACs) in the world in a few weeks in the national dismantlement war and due to the events of AC4 rendered the surface of the earth uninhabitable and hyper-radioactive
@@RX-93-2 yeah, UC would need many of those to do that amount of damage to any military, much more to damage the earth to AC4 and FA's extent (both of which didn't come anywhere close to happening in the one *year* war) while a handful of NEXTs destroyed every government military (even regular ACs outmatch gundams in performance) in a few *weeks* with conventional NEXT-grade weapons and heavily irradiated the earth by simply existing, before eventually going on to finish the job by rendering the earth entirely uninhabitable. each war in AC4's timeline did infinitely more damage than the OYW could ever hope to come close to
I got a goofy suggestion for a next video. Do you know the lebron James "you are my sunshine" meme? replace lebron with the GAN01-SUNSHINE head or NEW SUNSHINE
@@RX-93-2That would work slightly but prolong exposure, since Kojima itself is very active radiation it's constantly destroying it's sorrounding to fine dust instantly compare to nuclear radiation, also super cancer.
One possesses possibilities of humanity and can legit manipulate time and matter. The other (and his buddies) spreads Cancer Prepare to Die Edition particles over the entire Earth (they can eat metal).
@@heavyarms55 I'll just shoot a basic rundown. Armored Core: For Answer is in a dystopian future where the corporations rule everything. This is to a point where the corporations hire mercenaries that pilot Armored Cores (the name of the mechs themselves) to fight each other and wreck shit. These ACs are powered by a fancy bs space particle called a Kojima Particle. They're both Really good at their job, and also super cancerous and corrosive. The AC featured in the video is particularly noted for being one of the cores that output the most of this super cancer energy, basically. I'm not saying they're better, I'm just making fun of my friends that like to power-scale ACs (which mind you, are roughly 10 meters tall) to your run-of-the-mill Gundam (20-30 meters)
@@Zennithh07 Oh so it's the classic problem we have with comparing any two fictional weapons/powers - they don't exist in the same universe and don't play by the same rules.
I’m just saying, after reading Mobile Suit Gundam UC (Unicorn) Testament… I think I need to smoke that Kojima blunt at how broken and stupidly overpowered Unicorn was in that manga.
The Kojima tech. The particles have high eroding ability and once released, there is no control over them. Around 30 of NEXTs turn the *whole Earth* into one giant polluted desert in a span of just one major corporate war.
argyros has a microwave in the cockpit thats uses kojima particles to heat up the food
@@snesnerd3988 I'm keeping note of that for the next time I get bored and try to model a cockpit.
the Eightcore.
real
Manco brand applesauce
Haha
That ac smoked so hard that even unicorn gundam dies to it
Puts a whole new meaning to "second hand smoke"
Hm yes kojima bad for health no smoke
I hear the banshee chackling in the distance knowing not to fuck around with the smol lil microwave
That’s not an AC, it’s a NEXT and they’ll fuck you up while moving at Mach 1+
@haxor7372 next are a type of ac while older models of acs are called normals to separate them from next
I'll just take this as Unicorn not being a Kojima Chain Smoker
Skill issue. I mean sure you live at least 35% longer than the chain smoker but skill issue nonetheless.
"Prolonged exposure to Kojima particles in the atmosphere has opened my eyes to the Holy Sparkyness of the microwave oven, specifically metal inside of it. And you are looking an awful lot like a spoon right now." -Argyros
Good o'l maxor
THE KOJIMBA BLUND
THE SIIIIIIIIINS NEVER DIE
WORDS THAT KILL
Kojimba everyday every week
“I have NTD! You cannot possibly hurt me!”
*_”Bold words for someone within kneecapping range.”_*
*kneecancering range
Unicorn : I possess the possibilities for humanity!
NEXT : Hey, the same for me but mine would be possibility of causing cancers.
Also Unicorn: What if.. That didn't happen?
The hidden talent of bring a war criminal.
Lmao, the way he says ‘how do you like them apples’
"I prefer apple sauce"
@@LoganLenhart [ Hits a rip from the fattest looking blunt an AC could hold ]
Gundam: My speed and power are unmat-
AC: Kojima Technique: Planetary Cancee
Powerscalers know size doesn't matter
You never talk shit to an ARGYROS when its that close.
An next I general if it got blades or nuklear fists
Ah yes the walking *D E M O N C O R E*
Not just walking, it's FLYING AT MACH 1+!
@@therandomlaniusedward2140imagine they gave it White Glint's speed...
Somehow Kira Yamato would still find a way to plot armor through literal mecha cancer
Space mecha jesus attack
F*ck that guy honestly, him athrun and shinn
Setsuna would stab it and then the GN particles would cure his cancer.
Armored Core 4:
"Cool mech.
But does it block super radiation?"
I don't think it needs to since the Unicorn Gundam can be operated by the soul of a dead child. Apparently, somehow, being operated by a dead child also lets it move at FTSL.
@@LuxuSeven okay so I haven't watched any Gundam since elementary..... Wtf is happening???
@@almessasorrow4950 To summarize, Newtype magic bullshit just keeps getting bullshittier. That's about it.
@@TWLSpark why does it sound like it went full Evangelion?
Gundam Space Magic, what next a Toaster with newtype soul in it?
My boy IS the poison swamp
Argyros is probably the goofiest looking next with those kojima balls on it
It's so sad Unicorn died of kojima
@@TornaitSuperBirdWho the hell is Unicorn?
@@biggierocc1935 Kojima ma balls
At Least he can Kill enemies without shoting a single Bullet
The "Kojima ball" is literally a technology derived from Sol Dios Kojima cannon!
Torus's been really busy terraforming Earth to Venus with their latest product.
League smoking that reverse terraforming pack
The only weakness of space magic: super cancer
Even worse when you realize that Unicorn are within the range of NEXT Primal Armor, where the Kojima Particles are concentrated so much it disintegrate conventional bullet and block energy weapon
And knowing HYDOR-ARGYROS, oh boy...
That thing is basically a flying-mach-capable Chernobyl Nuclear Reactor on total meltdown, but since its Kojima the effect is much much worse
Thing is... the Unicorn and all other RX-0 MS are, when piloted by a full-fledged Newtype, capable of essentially doing anything the pilot wants. If they want a muffin to materialize in their hands, the psychoframe of the RX-0 suit can just... do that on command. It's so bullshit that unless a character has resistance to reality bending of the sort that turns water into maple syrup... then they can't do a damn thing to one.
0:18 "Tha Kojimbo Blunt Troll"
nobody is safe from Radioactive Hideo Kojima
Unfortunately, it's not that Kojima
[ Hits a rip from the fattest looking blunt an AC could hold ] got me in tears
You need to be on so many levels of mecha lore to get this one. I love it!
I understand perfectly and I find it funny.
@@giornogiovannatheultimateb8553Explain for the class?
@@IronianKnight which part ?
@@chaseroland6086 Anything you want to, or anything you think wouldn't be obvious to the uninitiated.
@@IronianKnightidk about gundam but Gen 4 AC’s are powered by Kojima particles which are, like 10 times more radioactive than uranium at least and literally turned the world into a desert wasteland and will soon kill even the humans thousands of miles up in the sky by shear volume
Realistically, Gen 6 ACs could keep up with and possibly defeat an MS, but Gen 4 could run circles around Gundams and cook their pilots alive.
Heh, they could even pull a Yamcha and just latch onto a Gundam before cranking the reactor to full blast.
My boy can take down anyone! Argyros best boy!
FUNNY JOKES.
GOOFY ANIMATION.
SUPREME SUBTUTLES.
INSTANTLY SUBSCRIBED.
Don't worry the gundam fandom experience this everytime a IBO fan, a 00 fan and a Seed fan meets in the same room.
With UC and Turn A fans knocking in the door.
Who would win
A gundam with a psycho frame built completely around it and can travel through alternate timelines, transcending human possibility
Or
One smokey boi
Robo cancer is overpowered as hell.
Power scalers when a character breaks a mountain (calculations somehow get that to multi continental!!!)
I mean the early mobile suits had Nukes as reactors so i believe they have radiation shielding as the 1st gundam took a headon blast from such an explosion
Kojima Particles are way deadlier than Nuclear radiation.
Kojima is powerful it'll make nuclear like a speck of electricity.... Also deadlier.
Immagine radiation, which also melts of anything touching it when it's in the air
Next are not immune to them they just don't touch their own particles
In just ~15 years the earth became s contaminated hell looked fresher
It's more complicated than that, as supposedly Kojima Particles (judging by how IRL Ghost Particles are found most in Antarctica, same as Kojima Particles) it's possible that Kojima Particles are a radioactive variant of Ghost Particles, so you gotta have VERY specific means of blocking Kojima Particles or it kinda just goes through. All nuclear particles are radiation, but not all radiation is nuclear.
strange words for someone standing within Assault Armor range...
_EVERYTHING FROM TECHNOLOGY_
ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ
Colossal fart attack never fails
More like Super Cancer waves irradiating from ANGRYOS
Me trying to scale Iron-Blooded Orphans:
While I love ibo
They have nothing unfortunately on Kojima or space magic
@@R-XI_Sulla No, not even that, I was more so referring to in-verse scaling, as in how different mobile suits/armors scale to each other. It’s really convoluted when you get into it. (I would explain it, but that’d take like 5 years, so just making sure you feel like reading all that)
@@Plant-c9p I feel like reading that
Realising IBO probably the weakest verse
@Truth_chan_studio yes and no
An ibo can take out an double 00
It's just ultra specific
All of ibo are fast af and can crush Mos armor
Getting hit with a Kojima Blunt is a helluva way to go out
Ok... who turned Kojima into a mech blunt?
Brother he even SOUNDS like a stoner, “I prefer applesauce”
Who would win:
Your average decepticon from the bayverse
Or:
Super cancer inducing mech that can move at mach 1
Gundam fans: "I CAN DO ANYTHIG, ¿WHAT CAN YOU POSSIBLY EVEN DO?"
Armored Core fans: "Hehe, ARGYROS go *Brrrrrrr* "
Turn A Gundam be like: Lol, Lmao, *eats the radiation*
Mazinger zero: lol, lmao, **eats the butterfly and its useless nanobots**
Getter Emperor Devours the radiation like spices
@@jesuscornstorm737 at that point we might as well bring in Simon the digger
@@LegendaryOverfiend *Doraemon*
Actually I'd say Turn A wouldnt be able to casually handwave a NEXT away, Argyros especially. Nanobots would be very very vulnerable to Kojima particles.
Argyros doesnt win, but Turn A has to at least work a little bit.
this is bacly the classic gundam braker perfect build boss fight joke in a nut shell. its not the size that matters its how you use it that counts. also witnch in this in this case the perfict grade unicorn gundam boss lost hard from death by DOT radaton damage feld that came from the armord core own reactor on awakend overdrive mode.
Here I am coming back for the laugh… idk why, but this WONT get old 😂
For those who don't understand, the smaller mech is a NEXT from Armored Core. NEXTs output Kojima particles, which is basically the in-universe's super energy, but it's also super cancer. A single NEXT can render a very large area completely uninhabitable just by existing there. The particular NEXT shown here is an Argyros model, all of its parts are designed to enhance Kojima particle output. It just amps up good ol' Kojima cancer into Uber cancer deluxe edition no refunds everyone you know and love is dead.
Minovsky particles has left the chat, literally.
Bro suddenly become... Mircowave?
CANCER BEAM GO
an acfa NEXT is rlly out of a gundam’s range by a long shot
Hilarious and lore accurate!
When you don't know who to choose,always bet on armored core and Kojima particles. Gundams are big and powerful, but armored cores are better due to their abilities to use kojima particles in many ways. And the particles will eat through almost anything, so the gundam is screwed do to it's proximity to the AC.
Gundam has plenty of bullshit sytems as well. Psychoframe, GN Drives, The nanomachines from Turn A or the ones from the Mighty Strike Freedom. If machines of these 2 franchises go to war the winner is whoever the writer chooses it to be.
A NEXT is pretty powerful but this is Unicorn Gundam we’re talking about. It’s got one of the most bs powers out there since it directly enhanced Newtype abilities with the psycho frame (including reverting enemy generators as if they never existed).
Tbf awakened unicorn has newtype magic bullsh!t. Like time fckery nonsense.
Yeah just pull up with a next before the pilots even ride the gundam and enable primal armour. the enemy will get mega cancer instantly
@Joelk-vb5tf and the gundam's and the rest of their technology will most likely start to melt since kojima is incredibly destructive
4 answer is legit the goat
If this was the god gundam, things would be different. For starters he would join in and it would be a party!
I'm glad this showed in my feed, subbed, going to now do an Argyros run finally for the sake of microwaving all who oppose me with the power of whrrrrrrr
Power Scalers when a character kicks a rock (That must mean they hit with the force of 30,000 morbillion kojimbotons of TNT!!!11!1).
Krillin throwing a rock is planet level because it hurt Goku who beat Frieza who destroys planets
In the words of late, great visionary Stan Lee; “The Winner is who the writer wants to win!”
While the Unicorn at full power possesses the ability to manipulate time, it still can’t beat the *invincible* Kojima Particles
I watched Unicorn and that's not what was shown to me, it was a force push at best.
Authors need to portray what they mean better cuz you know, Show don't tell.
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920sinanju and Zedong rusted away to dust
But unicorn needs a shitton of psychoframe to do that (combined its and Zedongs to do it
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920the neo zeong is reduced to rust and a wave of the unicorns hand completely shut down dozens of mobile suits. The sequal movie has a character literally say that the engines of the mobile suits had been sent back to a point before they had been put together
@@justsomeguywithlasereyes9920no it wasn’t just a force push, in Narrative, when the federation examined what happened, they discovered the reactor units of the Mobile Suits returned to a state before they were assembled
Verdict day final boss
Does the Uni-korn have any idea why the world of A.C. was destroyed in only 3 wars between a few battles Next's only with decades apart?
The one year war did more damage than any 1 of those
@@RX-93-2 completely ignoring that NEXTS completely obliterated every government military (which had MTs and ACs) in the world in a few weeks in the national dismantlement war and due to the events of AC4 rendered the surface of the earth uninhabitable and hyper-radioactive
@Rexereman same would happen with any large-scale radioactive weapons
@@RX-93-2 yeah, UC would need many of those to do that amount of damage to any military, much more to damage the earth to AC4 and FA's extent (both of which didn't come anywhere close to happening in the one *year* war) while a handful of NEXTs destroyed every government military (even regular ACs outmatch gundams in performance) in a few *weeks* with conventional NEXT-grade weapons and heavily irradiated the earth by simply existing, before eventually going on to finish the job by rendering the earth entirely uninhabitable. each war in AC4's timeline did infinitely more damage than the OYW could ever hope to come close to
@@RX-93-2 *Reusable mobile nuclear weapons.*
Although I’m a tf fan, I gotta say optimus vs gundam fight was a little “unfair” because they downscaled the gundam to prime’s size
Started coughing IRL, Kojima Particles are no joke
Mobile Suits are just 00-ARETHA's slim cousins.
Lmao damn my boy couldn’t handle the smoke
I still believe in Getter
Imagine if Kojima Particle instead giving you cancer, it turned you into Invader
The fuckin
The fuckin
THAT DUCKING SPIN
PFFFFFF
Armored Core + Demon Souls =
*D E M O N C O R E*
Bro *IS* the poison swamp.
That's some dank Kojima particles.
Hi, love this. I want to use it for a meme template now.
Smoke KP everyday
“That’s cute… do I smell bacon??!”
I got a goofy suggestion for a next video. Do you know the lebron James "you are my sunshine" meme? replace lebron with the GAN01-SUNSHINE head or NEW SUNSHINE
As a Gundam fan, this is pretty true. Just because your suit can re-write reality and alter the very fabric of time, doesn't mean you can.
Setsuna would just think the radiation would make him a gundam.
Well, it kind of did.
@@metalgearexcelsus thats the best part
Ah yes, tha Kojimbo blunt!
Unicorn Gundam is the U.C alternative of White Glint
Banshee was also inspired from J/ N-WGIX
The Unicorn novel was around before ACVD, so it's the opposite.
KOJIMA BOOF
The UNICORN is radiation sealed. Has to be for space travel.
Nuclear Radiation? He needs Kojima Radiation Seal Containment kind of.
@@vergiltheartofpower6616 cosmic radiation, which varies wildly on type. So he'd probably be fine.
@@RX-93-2That would work slightly but prolong exposure, since Kojima itself is very active radiation it's constantly destroying it's sorrounding to fine dust instantly compare to nuclear radiation, also super cancer.
**laughs in mazinger zero**
hmm, now i wonder woudl the ntd classify augmented humans or lynx as cyber newtypes?
Cyber newtype maybe but depends on the soul
Super oldtipes maybe, they don't have much of a soul when it comes to human plus at least
The only "special" a out lynx is that they basically have the AV from iron blooded orphans
That's basically what a lynx is
Strongest AC vs godlike Gunsam 😂
Prepare for my kojima blunt
@@av3ry966 giant robot drug 😂
As someone who has not watched Gundam Unicorn or played an Armored Core game other than VI, this is funny but confusing.
One possesses possibilities of humanity and can legit manipulate time and matter.
The other (and his buddies) spreads Cancer Prepare to Die Edition particles over the entire Earth (they can eat metal).
Is this the nightmare blunt rotation people keep talking about?
Me when AC vs Gundam:
Best I've seen all week
Amphibious MS: "are we safe?"
reminds me of an "N vs V1" edit i watched a while ago
Not even the mightiest Gundam can handle that level of GREEN
Now Awakened Unicorn however
Apart from time control, what else can space magic bullshit do?
Hold on lemme just smoke this super cancer cashing thing rq -Argyros
I guess I need to understand this other series to get the joke?
@@heavyarms55 I'll just shoot a basic rundown. Armored Core: For Answer is in a dystopian future where the corporations rule everything. This is to a point where the corporations hire mercenaries that pilot Armored Cores (the name of the mechs themselves) to fight each other and wreck shit.
These ACs are powered by a fancy bs space particle called a Kojima Particle. They're both Really good at their job, and also super cancerous and corrosive. The AC featured in the video is particularly noted for being one of the cores that output the most of this super cancer energy, basically. I'm not saying they're better, I'm just making fun of my friends that like to power-scale ACs (which mind you, are roughly 10 meters tall) to your run-of-the-mill Gundam (20-30 meters)
@@Zennithh07 Oh so it's the classic problem we have with comparing any two fictional weapons/powers - they don't exist in the same universe and don't play by the same rules.
Cooked
Microwave
Macrowave
I know i heard that ac song in there!
Where tf are the face slits on unicorn, looks cursed without them
Can’t do much against a radiation emitter moving at Mach 10
I’m just saying, after reading Mobile Suit Gundam UC (Unicorn) Testament…
I think I need to smoke that Kojima blunt at how broken and stupidly overpowered Unicorn was in that manga.
I wonder how getter will fare against all this 😂
Masterpiece meme video
Watching Gundam Zeta because of it
Optimus: *wheezing*
Uh…while i love the bullshittery brought to us by Armored Core as much as the next guy…youre comparing a humanoid ICBM to a Mechanical *GOD*
Row row fight the power
wtf is this
radiation? nah still cannot bear getter ray, mazin zero or ide from ideon
The Kojima tech. The particles have high eroding ability and once released, there is no control over them. Around 30 of NEXTs turn the *whole Earth* into one giant polluted desert in a span of just one major corporate war.