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  • @s.n1803
    @s.n1803 2 роки тому +13370

    “I've heard your name.”
    “Most people have, it's also a noun.”
    Probably my favourite line

    • @TheSlayerDiary
      @TheSlayerDiary 2 роки тому +163

      I was eating and legit started choking because I laughed so hard. I haven't seen this episode in years and completely forgot about this line.

    • @TheAero1221
      @TheAero1221 2 роки тому +23

      That cracked me up, too. Lmao.

    • @Skona99
      @Skona99 2 роки тому +17

      One of the best lines in the whole show

    • @andypickle1584
      @andypickle1584 2 роки тому +13

      Only until I was reading comments did I realize that this is my new line.

    • @ianbrewer4843
      @ianbrewer4843 2 роки тому +6

      It is a good line

  • @darby.lestrange
    @darby.lestrange 2 роки тому +3540

    House being so obsessed with a show that he kidnaps an actor so his show can continue is wild lol.

    • @Styrofoam-ee
      @Styrofoam-ee 2 роки тому +27

      Doctors... amirite?

    • @dogouchu4356
      @dogouchu4356 Рік тому +34

      I’m a fan of a game called danganronpa(it’s a murder mystery anime visual novel game series about high school students who are forced to murder each other)and if I could I would totally kidnap my favorite character to keep him from dying

    • @ojoking695
      @ojoking695 Рік тому +1

      ​@@dogouchu4356 love the show and would do the same

    • @austinwilson5341
      @austinwilson5341 Рік тому +2

      ​@@dogouchu4356 iiiiiits Time for the class trial,casts your votes to figure out why house dunnit and he will work overtime.
      But,if you'r wrong though,everyone will have to work except for dr house.
      With that in mind,cast your votes and dive into despair kyehkyehkyeh

    • @simon-peterwilliamson2412
      @simon-peterwilliamson2412 Рік тому +3

      He was going to force a woman back on the path to killing herself so she could finish his book series

  • @arandombard1197
    @arandombard1197 2 роки тому +7152

    Kidnapping someone to save their life is pure chaotic good.

    • @SnuffIt
      @SnuffIt 2 роки тому +277

      "Chaotic good" that's a perfect definition for House

    • @thegamerdudeabides
      @thegamerdudeabides 2 роки тому +165

      @@SnuffIt Please, house is definitely chaotic neutral. Probably one of the only real examples of it out there.

    • @mitchellmariacher254
      @mitchellmariacher254 2 роки тому +132

      @@thegamerdudeabides absolutely not, he is pure chaotic good. He doesn't care what rules he has to break to help a patient.

    • @JarrodSwords
      @JarrodSwords 2 роки тому +46

      @@mitchellmariacher254 but he operates strictly by his own rules

    • @VSMSusi
      @VSMSusi 2 роки тому +15

      @@JarrodSwords So?

  • @SpencerKelly93
    @SpencerKelly93 2 роки тому +5894

    I love how the few times in the show where House gets the right answer but doesn't know why, he's visibly annoyed that he doesn't know why he got the right answer.

    • @davejones9469
      @davejones9469 2 роки тому +410

      It annoyed me and my math teachers in high school too. I couldn't "show my work" the way they wanted, and half the time even I didn't know how I got it, but there were a lot of 50% grades on math tests. All right answers, no or "incorrect" work shown. Pretty much everything but geometry/trig, where the formulas are written in stone, I had difficulty because I could take all kinds of shortcuts in my head. Things just clicked, very frustrating to lose marks for that.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 2 роки тому +59

      And then there is the opposite, when you figure out *why* something works that way. Also gives the opposite feeling, that eureka moment.

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 2 роки тому +76

      That's because _figuring it out_ is the goal, and he didn't reach the goal.

    • @LightIke
      @LightIke 2 роки тому

      Being accidentally right is unreliable as the head of diagnostics.

    • @swedishem5336
      @swedishem5336 2 роки тому +41

      @@davejones9469 Dude that's me in physics, I knew how to get the correct answers, the wrong way, I could never know how to use the correct formulas though

  • @PsYcoTix2049
    @PsYcoTix2049 2 роки тому +7077

    for anybody wondering what he was allergic to, he is allergic to quinine from the tonic water in the fake gin and tonics that he has to drink on set, house realises this after the patient leaves the hospital

    • @halflucan
      @halflucan 2 роки тому +321

      THANK YOU!!!

    • @Pfillep
      @Pfillep 2 роки тому +348

      MVP of comment section.

    • @skyereave9454
      @skyereave9454 2 роки тому +83

      Perfect, was just wondering this.

    • @codyboedicker7053
      @codyboedicker7053 2 роки тому +49

      Thank you for doing gods work

    • @LuizFelipe-lk1hs
      @LuizFelipe-lk1hs 2 роки тому +81

      Isn't it funny how memory works? When I read "quinine" I immediately remember what was its source, even though I last watched this episode many years ago

  • @spawnglance6720
    @spawnglance6720 2 роки тому +6487

    A very subtle but highly enjoyable detail is that the longer the episode goes on the more soap-opera like the camerawork becomes. Like at the end when Cuddy walks down a completely empty hall from House when usually there's extras in lab coats walking all over the background

    • @MaxwellsDemon9
      @MaxwellsDemon9 2 роки тому +127

      any other details you can clue us into? I don't know what soap operas look like.

    • @fiat1314
      @fiat1314 2 роки тому +224

      @@MaxwellsDemon9 generaly whenever cuddy and house have a 1 to 1 dialouge it goes semi-soap opera mode but it esspecialy noticeable at the end when she says the test is negative.

    • @richard-li1ll
      @richard-li1ll 2 роки тому +156

      can't believe i missed that whole switch-up, the scene at 7:18 is ridiculous lmao

    • @spawnglance6720
      @spawnglance6720 2 роки тому +75

      @@MaxwellsDemon9 House crawling towards the actor in "desperation" during the car scene was a pretty good one too

    • @carlhoughton8624
      @carlhoughton8624 2 роки тому

      @@MaxwellsDemon9 ///úgtg&s

  • @hollyb6885
    @hollyb6885 2 роки тому +837

    House screaming “HELP!” to cover up the other guy’s screaming “HELP!” is hilarious. Great episode!

    • @Drew-bc7zj
      @Drew-bc7zj 8 місяців тому +13

      And nobody ever did bring a wheelchair. LOL

  • @jakedavidson8914
    @jakedavidson8914 2 роки тому +1527

    “Most people have, it’s also a noun” is my favourite line in the entire series

  • @Blasted2Oblivion
    @Blasted2Oblivion 2 роки тому +2843

    "I run every day."
    Because nothing cures brain tumors like a good jog.

    • @joukeschat2486
      @joukeschat2486 2 роки тому +125

      Headaches tend to hurt more when running. So him running every day + him saying he never has headaches is his argument for being healthy.

    • @Lemontarts01
      @Lemontarts01 2 роки тому +21

      @@joukeschat2486 that also depends on the type of headache.
      Thus that the statement is still not sufficient to rule out something in the brain

    • @Serialasked
      @Serialasked 2 роки тому +10

      @@joukeschat2486 ironic my head hurts more when im sitting, particularly in a bad posture. But when im running it never hurts

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому +5

      ​@@Serialasked I believe it generally hurts AFTER you run. Like you're at 3 on the pain scale, you run, then it's at 5. Or it's at 0, you run, and it becomes 7.

    • @andreypavlov5187
      @andreypavlov5187 Рік тому

      @@Serialasked Head hurting from bad posture. Is your spine pressing on nerves or something ?

  • @1Deri
    @1Deri 2 роки тому +1090

    "Dr. Chase, I don't think we've met"
    "I've heard your name"
    "Most people have, it's also a verb."

    • @Autizm_factory
      @Autizm_factory 2 роки тому +29

      Noun* but house can also be verb so 🤷‍♀️

    • @metaphobic
      @metaphobic 2 роки тому +71

      Both Chase and House can be both

    • @Autizm_factory
      @Autizm_factory 2 роки тому +6

      @@metaphobic ha true

    • @mauricemakesmovies
      @mauricemakesmovies Рік тому +1

      I read that in his voice lol

    • @w-ols-7199
      @w-ols-7199 Рік тому +48

      "Dr Foreman. I don't think we've met."
      "Ive heard your name."
      "Most people have. It's a common occupation."

  • @akashanand8388
    @akashanand8388 2 роки тому +914

    Imagine how sad it is to know that you are allergic to thank you.

  • @CHANCHANKIT555
    @CHANCHANKIT555 2 роки тому +354

    "Heeeeelp""
    "Heeeeelp! We need a wheelchair!"
    Smartest cover up lmao

  • @VivaLaDnDLogs
    @VivaLaDnDLogs 2 роки тому +2126

    You see Cuddy worried about the inspection. You know House is gonna make his entrance.
    *Car screeches into loading zone with kidnapped soap opera star*
    .......damnit, I need to rewatch this show.

    • @cursedsailor7473
      @cursedsailor7473 2 роки тому +11

      I already am.

    • @juliechildress8905
      @juliechildress8905 2 роки тому +1

      Me too!

    • @Arovna
      @Arovna 2 роки тому +5

      Hi DTOM, I'm Andry, Should I watch this show ? =) I'm binge watching the clips on youtube and now I'm highly curious + interested about the drama, ego, quality writing and "medicine" playing out I guess.

    • @aimilios439
      @aimilios439 2 роки тому +5

      @@Arovna You totally should, it's a great series with a great finale.

    • @TheGuac25
      @TheGuac25 2 роки тому +2

      I’m your thousand like 🎉🎉🎉

  • @derrek-lee
    @derrek-lee 2 роки тому +752

    "You keep food in the morgue!?"
    I die every single time 🤣😭💀

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 2 роки тому +41

      Not the worst place. Nicely refrigerated...🤷🏼‍♀️😄

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 2 роки тому +23

      And no one to steal it

    • @Shinigumi
      @Shinigumi 2 роки тому +18

      So do the majority of the people that end up in that room.

    • @danielchoritz1903
      @danielchoritz1903 2 роки тому +4

      most food is kind of dead, so it should be fine

    • @jamess069
      @jamess069 2 роки тому

      I wonder if they used that line in the iZombie tv show how well it would have went over? The thought of them doing it makes me chuckle. Lol

  • @nickv.s125
    @nickv.s125 2 роки тому +296

    ''You're that nutjob doctor''
    ''Actually I'm the nutjob head of diagnostic medicine''
    lmao I'll never understand why this series isn't labled comedy

  • @callmebirdyy8643
    @callmebirdyy8643 Рік тому +94

    I find it funny that one of the doctors mention the line "This isn't a soap opera, house. People don't just wake up from coma's the second you give them drugs." but there is literally an entire episode about that exact thing happening lmfao

  • @gregh5061
    @gregh5061 2 роки тому +3477

    Foreman : "This isn't a soap opera house, people don't wake up right after you give them drugs"
    House MD writers : Wait, that's illegal

    • @amberscion1513
      @amberscion1513 2 роки тому +77

      Every prior and following episode after the right issue is finally identified: Patient immediately recovers.

    • @brandonkey181
      @brandonkey181 2 роки тому +33

      @@amberscion1513 time passes off screen

    • @rapscalliondave
      @rapscalliondave 2 роки тому +2

      Vegetative state*

    • @gregh5061
      @gregh5061 2 роки тому +19

      @@brandonkey181 you haven't seen yeh episode "Son of a coma guy, have you?"

    • @matteoburatti6231
      @matteoburatti6231 2 роки тому +10

      @@gregh5061 i did
      That sandwich looked good

  • @TheMonkeyyBusiness
    @TheMonkeyyBusiness 2 роки тому +552

    The best scene isn't here!! Its when House goes to the Green Room and poses with the Emmy award infront of the mirror and does that epic Hugh Laurie smile & hand dismissal wave 😂

  • @Irene-ii7zm
    @Irene-ii7zm 2 роки тому +1283

    The fact that House only explained himself after they arrived at the hospital... what were they talking about on the journey??

    • @DisKorruptd
      @DisKorruptd 2 роки тому +141

      well, the actor was probably talking about being let go, about the fact that he's been kidnapped

    • @rickk720
      @rickk720 2 роки тому +122

      He probably just said: “If you escape, you’ll die.”

    • @empressclown
      @empressclown 2 роки тому +67

      It's a chauffeured vehicle.. House locked the doors from the front, probably kept the partition up, and wouldn't let the actor out until they got to the hospital.

    • @brianaustin5467
      @brianaustin5467 2 роки тому +43

      It is the standard exposition on American TV series, especially crime procedurals. You frequently have a car full of cast members arrive somewhere, and only then does one person explain to the others [and the viewer] where they are or why they are there. It saves on the cost of filming a scene in the vehicle.

    • @nothingposted9056
      @nothingposted9056 2 роки тому +3

      Kidnapping

  • @socksumi
    @socksumi 2 роки тому +287

    If regular pauses in speech patterns while acting is a symptom of a brain tumour, I'd be curious to see what House had to say about William Shatner.

    • @annabees
      @annabees 2 роки тому +63

      it's not the regular pauses, it's the change of rythm over a short period of time which is important here. XD

    • @j.dragon651
      @j.dragon651 2 роки тому +8

      William Shatner? Does he have a brain?

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s 2 роки тому

      its a tv show

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому +7

      @@j.dragon651 I'm beginning to doubt that, honestly.

    • @neen2660
      @neen2660 2 роки тому +1

      King cobra jfs

  • @davehudlow_x3441
    @davehudlow_x3441 Рік тому +44

    " Hi I'm 13"
    "I've heard your name."
    "Most people have, it's also a number."

  • @bargainbassist
    @bargainbassist 2 роки тому +596

    Patient trying to get rid of House: "Heeeeellllpp!"
    House not wanting to be rid of: "Heeeeellllpp! I'm gonna need a wheelchair ... here!"😂

    • @ethansmedley3386
      @ethansmedley3386 2 роки тому +12

      Best line of the series. I laughed a idiotically long time when I first saw this.

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому +9

      They didn't even bring him a wheelchair!

    • @PkmnGymLeader
      @PkmnGymLeader Рік тому +3

      It was honestly genius. He's so unbelievably clever in the moment.

    • @audreytinnahenoch1101
      @audreytinnahenoch1101 Рік тому +1

      This is another favourite line. Watching this for the upteenth time now 🤣🤣🤣

  • @brianbernstein3826
    @brianbernstein3826 2 роки тому +101

    when you lose your audition for "Robert Chase" but get a phone call from the directors years later

  • @DemBigOlEyes
    @DemBigOlEyes 2 роки тому +152

    "Keep watching."
    Yes, I'm sure 13 is more than happy to.

  • @GossipIsSlander
    @GossipIsSlander 2 роки тому +683

    "If i keep it in the lounge everyone else eats it!"
    "Thats because its everyone else's food!"
    Imagine a House/Friends crossover: "you stole my sandwich! MY SANDWICH!"
    At least House wouldn't have the audacity to throw half of it away, though!

    • @AUSSIETAIPAN
      @AUSSIETAIPAN 2 роки тому +12

      THE MOISTMAKER!

    • @srijanvalmiki2891
      @srijanvalmiki2891 2 роки тому +21

      House was in friends he was in the flight with rachel

    • @Rougarou99
      @Rougarou99 2 роки тому +8

      To be fair, House would just eat the rest while staring at Ross.

    • @kate_grey
      @kate_grey 2 роки тому +1

      Omg imagine chandelier and house 🤣

    • @trianglemoebius
      @trianglemoebius 2 роки тому

      @@Rougarou99Maybe, but just wait until he tried to take food from Joey. Joey Doesn't Share Food.

  • @brentage5000
    @brentage5000 2 роки тому +353

    "Make it cab fare; I don't want you anywhere near my house."
    Dude, House already knows your home address, the address of your apartment in New York, your girlfriend's address, her husband's address, your publicicist's address, and your estranged mother's address. You're boned, buddy.

  • @SnuffIt
    @SnuffIt 2 роки тому +425

    3:34
    "He's probably eating lunch in the morgue."
    -Thirteen (S6E10)
    ...And that's why she is my favorite character right after House.

    • @KochariAsgar
      @KochariAsgar 2 роки тому +15

      Im in love with Thirteen. She is the only female movie character that i like so much after Starling Clarice

    • @listrahtes
      @listrahtes 2 роки тому +10

      @@KochariAsgar It is because she is written as witty and clever and succesfull because of her intellect and skill and not because she is a woman. Thats the basic mistake of a lot of TV Shows nowadays. They first decide by gender what the attributes are. It always fails as it puts forced agenda above creative writing

    • @KochariAsgar
      @KochariAsgar 2 роки тому +6

      @@listrahtes yeah this is correct. The opposite case foes for captain marvel. Absolutely horrendous character

  • @TheMonkeyyBusiness
    @TheMonkeyyBusiness 2 роки тому +58

    Just look how young they were 🥺❤️ just feels it was yesterday and not nearly a decade and more back 🥺❤️

  • @Average_Yandere
    @Average_Yandere 2 роки тому +14

    “ive heard your name” “most people have its also a noun”

  • @xxthotslayerxx
    @xxthotslayerxx 2 роки тому +26

    -"It was an allergy"
    -"To what?"
    -"Thank you"

  • @patrickw9634
    @patrickw9634 2 роки тому +119

    Oh, so that’s what Chuck did after he became mortal

  • @dunkenrunten4593
    @dunkenrunten4593 2 роки тому +16

    Best diagnosis on the show: The guy was allergic to the word "thank you"

  • @elias_xp95
    @elias_xp95 2 роки тому +25

    Fumy related anecdote @ 3:30 - Often times, when working in the morgue, dropping off newly deceased patients, the porters who take the job will return and be hungry, something about being in proximity to dead people makes you hungry... I assume it is a subconscious survival response from your body treating the stiff as a red flag and making you eat to ensure you are ingesting nutrients.

    • @charleshodgdon6168
      @charleshodgdon6168 2 роки тому +4

      Might be due to the lower temperature in the morgue and the extra strain of lifting a body.

    • @YeshuaKingMessiah
      @YeshuaKingMessiah 11 місяців тому

      Ok that’s not creepy at all

  • @marmaladd6017
    @marmaladd6017 2 роки тому +247

    Just want to thank whoever runs this channel never watched house beforehand and I have enjoyed every clip!

    • @HouseM.D.
      @HouseM.D.  2 роки тому +70

      We think you should head right over to Peacock now and start watching!

    • @cursedsailor7473
      @cursedsailor7473 2 роки тому +3

      I don’t got a subscription.

    • @SHINeeNAilee
      @SHINeeNAilee 2 роки тому +6

      @@cursedsailor7473 Not to advertise, but you don't need a subscription -- you can make a free account, and all you have to deal with is ads, I'm pretty sure?

    • @cursedsailor7473
      @cursedsailor7473 2 роки тому +1

      @@SHINeeNAilee no computer

    • @xali2008
      @xali2008 2 роки тому +3

      @@HouseM.D. nah, I just grabe a VPN and you know what I do next.

  • @local38on-tv
    @local38on-tv 2 роки тому +86

    Someone who can actually pay off the bills at the end of the episode

    • @WallaWaller
      @WallaWaller Рік тому +13

      In the House universe the USA has universal healthcare. That's my headcannon anyway.

    • @joekurr890
      @joekurr890 Рік тому +1

      @@WallaWaller The hospital is actually pro bono and it runs with donations from the public.

    • @Elderrion
      @Elderrion Рік тому +6

      Is a "free clinic" something else in America? (Genuine question).
      If I remember correctly, in one episode, house has clinic duty and gets a patient who pretends to have the symptoms of a friends because she doesn't have insurance. House easily finds out via a urine test which stated that the guys was pregnant and berates him for doing this stupid stunt in a "free hospital".

    • @WallaWaller
      @WallaWaller Рік тому +3

      @@Elderrion free clinics might exist in the US, but they're incredibly rare as I've never seen one in person. Best I can get in my area (rural Indiana) is a clinic that charges "very low" prices (about $40 a visit + the cost of whatever meds you need)

    • @josephwodarczyk977
      @josephwodarczyk977 7 місяців тому +2

      ​​@@Elderrion scenes like that were probably included because of this conversation. I'm sure free clinics exist here, but I've never seen one. "Alright so we did an MRI scan-" "THAT WAS MY RENT THIS MONTH!! YOU'RE GONNA BE THE NEXT PATIENT HERE DOC!!!"

  • @EPrimeify
    @EPrimeify 2 роки тому +292

    Foreman: This isn’t a Soap Opera, House. People don’t just wake up from comas the second you give ‘em drugs.
    Yeah. Tell that to the son of a coma guy.

  • @keode
    @keode 2 роки тому +268

    "It was an allergy"
    "To what?"
    "...Thank you"
    Dude's allergic to gratitude

    • @i-am-mercurial
      @i-am-mercurial 2 роки тому +8

      No but what was it fr

    • @keode
      @keode 2 роки тому +32

      @@i-am-mercurial Having never seen the episode I would take a guess that he is allergic to quinine from the tonic water in the fake gin and tonics that he has to drink on set
      -House S4 Ep14 Wikipedia page

    • @SharinganMan
      @SharinganMan 2 роки тому

      @deepstateflatmoonlizardcultist it's the mark of a top diagnostician

    • @RogueBoyScout
      @RogueBoyScout Рік тому +2

      @Zargabaath I think it shows respect and manners.
      I would have just said "Get off your @ss and google it!!!".
      So kudos to keoda for having more tolerance for the 110s than I do...

    • @slightlydistressedslug6627
      @slightlydistressedslug6627 Рік тому

      lol

  • @kissgergo5202
    @kissgergo5202 Рік тому +12

    5:08 I think because of nature of this scene this quote gets overshadowed but it's a great quote
    "How many guys get a second chance?"
    "Too many. Half the people I save don't deserve a second chance."

  • @zayenus7253
    @zayenus7253 Рік тому +21

    He was allergic to the quinine in the tonic water that was in the fake gin and tonics he was drinking on the show

  • @bellarue6738
    @bellarue6738 2 роки тому +130

    “I run everyday” yeah? Does that mean you can’t have a brain tumor?

    • @Boyzby
      @Boyzby 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah, I don't really understand the logic he was going for there.

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 2 роки тому

      @@Boyzby Me neither.

    • @cursedsailor7473
      @cursedsailor7473 2 роки тому

      @@Boyzby Me neither

    • @charleshodgdon6168
      @charleshodgdon6168 2 роки тому +2

      Extra stress of running can cause excessive headaches.

    • @Unfazed1888
      @Unfazed1888 2 роки тому +1

      @@Boyzby People think that having a healthy lifestyle will always equal a healthy life.

  • @aniketchavan1798
    @aniketchavan1798 Рік тому +6

    BOARD MEMBER: how dedicated are your doctors?
    CUDDY: We kidnap patients if they refuse care..

  • @DrCureAging
    @DrCureAging Рік тому +7

    “I've heard your name.”
    “Most people have, it's also what you do to your favorite stuffed animal”
    - Dr. Cuddy

  • @AJR-zg2py
    @AJR-zg2py Рік тому +10

    The idea that House loves a show so much that he kidnaps an actor just so it can continue is an idea so absurd, I love it LOL I bet the writers were cracking up and were "oh this is so ridiculous we have to do it because it's hilarious" XD

  • @chiyo-chanholocaust8143
    @chiyo-chanholocaust8143 9 місяців тому +4

    "You're reading slower = brain tumor"
    Ah isn't Hollywood medicine and diagnosis so great

  • @csquaredgaming
    @csquaredgaming 7 місяців тому +3

    The way Cuddy folded instantly is hilarious

  • @MrConnorTV
    @MrConnorTV 2 роки тому +14

    "He is wrong a lot, that's why we make these tests".

  • @creatip123
    @creatip123 2 роки тому +99

    The special consultant's first reaction was to feel the patient's forehead for fever. Completely normal, if there was no hospital grade temperature probe attached to the patient, with a big screen readout just a glance away.....

    • @therealtiffanybaby
      @therealtiffanybaby 2 роки тому +36

      he was making sure it wasnt an inaccurate reading lol

    • @spdcrzy
      @spdcrzy 2 роки тому +47

      First rule of medicine: never blindly trust machines.

    • @CrabLadius
      @CrabLadius 2 роки тому +13

      It’s a liability reason as well to double and even triple check. It IS a person’s life. It’s the same reason why a doctor might manually double check when a machine produces an abnormally high blood pressure. A ‘Just in case’.

    • @RealCoolstriker64
      @RealCoolstriker64 2 роки тому +8

      When it comes to fever, it matters much more that it’s actually hot rather than what number it is

  • @discordpensiveemoji
    @discordpensiveemoji 2 роки тому +15

    My favorite line in all of these episodes is when House diagnoses whatever the malady of the week is and some knucklehead says there a 1 in a million chance of that happening like do these guys not remember every other time it was a one in a million disease

  • @SBPepperminion
    @SBPepperminion Рік тому +12

    2:03 Even medical dramas in medical dramas are fake.

  • @Dracoryprime
    @Dracoryprime 2 роки тому +62

    she said "floral allergies" there are other allergens that dont come from plants

    • @Alinor24
      @Alinor24 2 роки тому +11

      I was wondering about that too. Sounded like they didn't test for any allergy else.

    • @2159ianmilne
      @2159ianmilne Рік тому +4

      House thought that it was a floral allergy as the patient was an actor that had lots of flowers in his dressing room.
      After he was discharged House figured out that it was a quinine allergy from the tonic water he was drinking with his gin.

  • @jakeking974
    @jakeking974 2 роки тому +48

    Is that... CHUCK?! *GOD* CHUCK????
    Wow, dude shaves and grows his hair out and he's basically unrecognizable. And yes, I know this is before his godhood in Supernatural, but I would have never guessed that Chuck had wavy hair.

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 2 роки тому

      Wow I thought he was familiar, nice catch.

    • @MrEMVme
      @MrEMVme 2 роки тому

      THANK YOU! I knew he was familiar but I could not place him kudos to you mate.

  • @sivan1127
    @sivan1127 Рік тому +6

    3:29 best conversation especially sweet sauce😂😂😂

  • @Kapppa
    @Kapppa Рік тому +2

    Bro's allergic to thank yous 0.0

  • @jamesbinnie8765
    @jamesbinnie8765 2 роки тому +10

    "this isn't a soap opera house, people don't just wake up from comas"
    The irony

  • @Manawatu_Al2844
    @Manawatu_Al2844 11 місяців тому +2

    I love it when it's accreditation time, sweep it under the carpet, and wait until the coast is clear and then back to normal.

  • @Elipson52008
    @Elipson52008 4 місяці тому +1

    "If you think im wrong, tell me im wrong"
    like thats ever stopped house

  • @scottclowe
    @scottclowe Рік тому +3

    Poor guy. It must be hard being allergic to thank yous!

  • @StudioGalvan
    @StudioGalvan 8 місяців тому +2

    Unless the teleprompter spans at least 90 degrees of the Soap Dr's vision, there's no way House's initial observation could be ... observable. 🤓

  • @karatekid7640
    @karatekid7640 2 роки тому +5

    "it's not a soap opera..." Funny I've heard this line so many time and exclusively on the soap opera too.

  • @villalba874
    @villalba874 2 роки тому +47

    this isn't a soap opera, House.
    Yes it is.
    People fon't wake up from a comma right after you give them a drug.
    He did that in one episode.

  • @maurobertolone5198
    @maurobertolone5198 2 роки тому +14

    Should 've said It's also a common noun , seeing House is already a proper noun .

  • @Aaron-ne4kr
    @Aaron-ne4kr 2 роки тому +25

    6:45 "100mg of methylprednisolone is an overdose"
    Sure... That's why EMS protocols are to give 125mg of it. 😂
    It's funny to go back and watch this when you have even an iota of medical knowledge lmfao

    • @mladenbro8435
      @mladenbro8435 Рік тому +4

      kinda ruins it doesnt it

    • @moonman239
      @moonman239 8 місяців тому

      maybe he training is in primary care, in which case she wouldn't know the ins and outs of every medication and condition.

  • @IchinShek
    @IchinShek Рік тому +20

    This channel is so good for keeping House fans engaged. Show us 1/3rd of an episode so we go to [streaming service] to watch the whole thing. I hate and love the whole process.

  • @markoseries
    @markoseries 2 роки тому +27

    A hospital show on a hospital show

  • @amitgorai4314
    @amitgorai4314 Рік тому +9

    That 'Heeeeeelp!!!' scene always makes me laugh

  • @andrewtessman9921
    @andrewtessman9921 Рік тому +5

    "No, I want you to cure him without committing any more felonies". Oh, I've missed this series so much...

  • @LordUzaki
    @LordUzaki Рік тому +4

    "This isn't a soap opera House, people don't just wake up from Coma's the second you give them drugs."
    Except for literally the previous season. Season 3, Episode 7, where House literally injected drugs into a coma patient and the patient woke up seconds later. The funny part is, Foreman was literally there to witness it.

  • @saunga1
    @saunga1 2 роки тому +23

    They missed an opportunity with that Tupperware in the morgue scene. Instead of "Please don't throw away" they should have written "Please don't eat. That means you House!" or something like that. It would have further added to House's reputation.

  • @CardenAdam
    @CardenAdam 11 місяців тому +3

    An allergy to thank you. That clears it up.

  • @MissusAnon
    @MissusAnon 2 роки тому +9

    Video skipped the best one:
    *House:* "As I suspected, you have significant losses in the upper right quadrant of your visual field."
    *Brock:* "Are you serious?"
    *House:* "No, it's a joke. Two guys go into a bar, and one has significant losses in the upper right quadrant of his visual field and the other one says, "You're gonna need an MRI to confirm the type and location of the tumor." to which Foreman ruins House's plan to trick this guy into an MRI because he didn't find anything in the test lol

  • @WorkOvertimeOrElse
    @WorkOvertimeOrElse 2 роки тому +4

    love the cliffhangers. they really seal the deal for me

  • @N1k4_Gr1v
    @N1k4_Gr1v 2 роки тому +45

    HEEEEEELP WE NEED A WHEELCHAIR!!!!

  • @UnexpectedTokens
    @UnexpectedTokens 7 місяців тому +2

    House is so good that even when he's wrong he's right

  • @gregh5061
    @gregh5061 2 роки тому +7

    6:07 very touché, Foreman

  • @blacktimhoward4322
    @blacktimhoward4322 4 місяці тому +1

    When the dude started to think he was actually his tv character, I was worried House was gonna leave him like that. It would probably make him a better actor

  • @-unascertained-
    @-unascertained- 2 роки тому +13

    You'll never guess what Rico's got in that box 😂

  • @josephcarcasole6039
    @josephcarcasole6039 Рік тому +2

    Since a noun names a person, place, thing, or idea, and House is a person, I think he should have said that it's a noun rather than that it's also a noun.

  • @shrekfan92
    @shrekfan92 4 місяці тому

    I just love it when he does something crazy. Like gagging the landlord. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @GMSryBut
    @GMSryBut 7 місяців тому +1

    4:18
    SEASON 8 FINALE SPOILER:
    When they ever made a spin off series with Dr. Chase, I want this exact conversation
    Chase: Dr. Chase, I don't think we've met
    Guy: Dr. XYZ. I've heared your name
    Chase: Most people have, it's also a verb.

  • @tamaraclaw
    @tamaraclaw 2 роки тому +14

    "It's never Lupus"

  • @bethankrzowski4553
    @bethankrzowski4553 2 роки тому +10

    house; It's a mystery we must find out what's wrong with you.
    me; at the hospital with everything wrong with me
    doctor; its a mystery, there's nothing wrong with you go home.

  • @lame9066
    @lame9066 Рік тому +2

    “he’s wrong a lot too that’s why we do these tests” i would’ve been quivering

  • @TheShepdawg9
    @TheShepdawg9 Рік тому +2

    ...but a name is also a noun? It was already a noun before he referenced its double meaning.

  • @lecturesfromleeds614
    @lecturesfromleeds614 2 роки тому +41

    House is insane 🤣 kidnaps an actor just so he can make more shows for him to watch

    • @Chris-ey7zy
      @Chris-ey7zy 2 роки тому +1

      Makes sense to me. If the actor from Spartacus was still alive then I would think that series is perfect

  • @RaynmanPlays
    @RaynmanPlays 7 місяців тому +1

    >House watches soap operas
    >Doesn't know that they replace actors _all the time_

  • @madman2u
    @madman2u 2 роки тому +8

    I knew it! It was a gratitude allergy all along.

  • @Islam101_Uganda
    @Islam101_Uganda 2 роки тому +7

    This guy came in when he's fine and all of a sudden he's critically ill

    • @OutCast907
      @OutCast907 2 роки тому +3

      Always the case whe you go IRL at the Hospital

  • @jasmine9581
    @jasmine9581 2 роки тому +4

    6:33 Man I love that jacket

  • @tomwheeler2012
    @tomwheeler2012 Рік тому +2

    What was he allergic too? They couldnt have waited 5 more seconds before ending the clip

  • @IsaSaien
    @IsaSaien 2 роки тому +35

    2:15 cracked me up super hard.
    13 is bisexual, she was looking at the girl and didn't notice the pause at all.

  • @allankuria9923
    @allankuria9923 2 роки тому +9

    4:58 It's never lupus 🙄

  • @gabbyr73
    @gabbyr73 8 місяців тому +2

    Has anyone ever come up with a theory as to why House enjoyes Soap Operas so much?

  • @tommywang948
    @tommywang948 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro literally kidnaps people just bc he knows he can save them💀

  • @matthewpearson4981
    @matthewpearson4981 Рік тому +4

    i swear this part cracks me tf up every time,just to hear house scream asking for a wheelchair😭😭😭

  • @shadowwarrior5984
    @shadowwarrior5984 6 місяців тому +1

    1:06
    “Help!” 😨
    “HEEEELP!” 😱

  • @FelipeBorgesJF
    @FelipeBorgesJF 2 роки тому +57

    Nice to see Chuck, or better yet, God, inspecting House's hospital

    • @hameeyasmaheen8364
      @hameeyasmaheen8364 2 роки тому +2

      The no. of likes shows how many Supernatural fans have read this comment😏

    • @peacekittyl3_
      @peacekittyl3_ 2 роки тому +1

      Oh- my goodness-
      I didnt recognize him- i went back and heard the voice-
      Also- Zachariah, I think, appears in an episode-
      *thank you for this catch tho- i love finding Supernatural people in my other faves-*

    • @tystratton-quirk9859
      @tystratton-quirk9859 2 роки тому

      I recognized the voice, but until his name showed up in the opening credits, I thought that was Johnny Galecki!

  • @grantmiller1037
    @grantmiller1037 2 роки тому +4

    so much going on , House kidnaps an actor , to save him from dying ... but for his selfish reasons to save his soap opera ... dammit i need to rewatch this series

  • @zedbags
    @zedbags Рік тому +9

    "How many guys get a second chance."
    "Too many."

  • @cursedimageseveryday5559
    @cursedimageseveryday5559 Рік тому +1

    Dr. House: speaks
    Foreman: Yes but it is 1 in a milion

  • @Man-O-Little-Tan
    @Man-O-Little-Tan 2 роки тому +1

    "You have a tumor"
    "But I run"