dj badboy friday nite

[@000MYSZ999]

I'm polish and I've been living in Scotland for nearly 17 years and I'm beyond chuffed I understand every single word.

[@salientsolution5436]

Congratulations. You passed the citizenship test 🤝🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@williehtid89]

Although I'm English but this reminds me of my heritage an Al have tea say aye I love it it's possibly tha best accent tea have🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Lewissprentice]

​@@williehtid89you got half that wrong

[@Sweetest_girl.]

I’m a proper Scottish 11 year old girl

[@kerryconroy8701]

P

[@Loki-Doki]

This is Scotland’s Bohemain rhapsody

[@russell9378]

fuck off dont even compare ya skinny smack freak prolly wash your feet in your toilet and eat oot a dug bowl

[@SAVH7O]

Don’t you know it 😔🤙🏻

[@jacklewandunclecord108]

H

[@zendy8548]

@@russell9378 when u try to speak scottish

[@zursca]

@@russell9378 fucking lad here

[@rosemcmanus8162]

Still loving this pure tune in 2020

[@k3lsi_17flanagan3]

Same

[@hallemarshall1481]

Same its class

[@BOSSIBBY07]

Same

[@yousefaloufi8809]

Same

[@kaylasim1741]

Same mate

[@Alexmarr14Blogspot]

Scotland's eurovision entry

[@pachioni7943]

straight 1st place hen 😂😂😂

[@cole6791]

Hefty

[@sambrown5299]

Alex Marr

[@mrderpyschannel]

And it will win m8

[@30secondstomarslyric]

Alex Marr ahahah

[@dentedfndrs8988]

I want this played at my funeral.

[@stim289]

I'll be there hen

[@regan7032]

kkk life bayssssss

[@regan7032]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooo fucin steamin pal

[@pennymobb]

these are the types of thoughts i expect dogs have all the time

[@worldcupfc7961]

henry rod same

[@binladen2990]

"Bored as fuck, am sitting in ma hoose" DJ Badboy was ahead of his time.

[@dyingscarlet]

If you're 'Murican

[@grusfri]

truthfully

[@GarnerLTD]

I’m English and understand every word 😂

[@bravao3233]

Who's here in 2024?!🔥

[@Sophfeeney]

Aye me hen x

[@Jack-Yoda1]

Me

[@alba7519]

❤😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@EastonSproule]

Ahahaha still love this tune

[@Sophfeeney]

@@EastonSproule haha same hen x

[@axwz]

Every Scottish person rise for the national anthem🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@red_sky_]

Ok 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@benmcbride8261]

Ireland 🇮🇪🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

[@joewolf5067]

Can't im on the shiter

[@red_sky_]

@@joewolf5067 stawn up en

[@genericperson915]

No

[@hevvylucas7348]

We could be in lads
I emailed the UK government and asking if we can enter this for eurovision

[@LuminaPodTales]

Holl Up yep

[@dravokk]

Holl Up is fortnite even a thing anymore 😆

[@watchablecontent9843]

Ryan Kenna it kind of is but it’s dying which is good

[@cameronball8697]

I’m Australian and I think this is one of the best play it all the time down under for the boys love it

[@Jackdall2017]

Your astralian no Scottish so ye probably dinny understand the lyrics

[@leotodd8133]

@@Jackdall2017 am in sunderland i know wa the words mean la

[@ElonTusks]

Legend

[@shoeonmyhead9217]

If this isn’t played at my funeral I’m not dying.

[@Jackdall2017]

Aye

[@johnthomson4050]

🤣🤣🤣

[@frasergrayston3944]

aye same

[@aidenmcfadden4777]

Starts playing and ye pure come oot with a bottle of Bucky and start dancing

[@gemmakimber502]

Lnh

[@aidencurrie6771]

Petition for this to be the Scottish national anthem

[@napsbrickrailways2290]

Where dae I sign, pal?

[@hamiltonfanboy4520]

Sign me up

[@svwulaaron1015]

I’m in

[@kpnuts1444]

Aye mate where dae i sign up

[@yesiyes6657]

Far dae I sign up at

[@jamiehenderson5065]

This should our national anthem

[@CRAlGY]

What so we can look like a bunch of fannies to other countries?

[@Ewan.f15]

+xXxIntelCorei9XxX xX aye why no

[@the2littlegamerz729]

Imagine that at the footie games against Germany or something. I'd pay to see it XD

[@CRAlGY]

The2LittleGamerz Seeing the players jump aboot tae it anaw

[@the2littlegamerz729]

+xXxIntelCorei9XxX xX HAHA. YES

[@harvnerd]

DJ Badboy is from Dundee, and I live right next to it and that's the biggest honour bestowed on my life

[@harvnerd]

+Agent 47 You'll find he's currently living in Dundee, which is in Tayside, literally across the river from Fife. Calm the fuck down mate.

[@harvnerd]

+Agent 47 Are you honestly arguing about this, ya mighty keyboard warrior?

[@WhackRappers]

dj Badby eh

[@Yourbigblackpenetrativedaddy]

+HarvNerd Is he really from Dundee? Where in Dundee does he live?

[@davidjenkinson407]

He's no fae Dundee he's fae methill Fife mate

[@cyclopzzz]

Thank you to our lord and saviour DJ bad boy for blessing us with this revolutionary tune

[@lonamccrone2799]

People: you don’t sound Scottish
DJ Badboy: hold the mic

[@simpleyeteffective5863]

Some people still can't tell hes scottish

[@Doom_Slug]

@@simpleyeteffective5863 Some cunts are thick as fuck then

[@simpleyeteffective5863]

Aye. They be like "omg why is he speaking like. That what kind of accent is he"

[@Avrgpowerlifter]

Hold ma mic

[@themarvelchickenxd9285]

Hud ma mic man

[@callumo5912]

Why hasn't Dj Badboy won the Noble prize yet with this tune?

[@welcometomylife212]

This comment would have been slightly better if you'd spelt Nobel right

[@dorathepug2640]

Irishical let me answer that (he’s a little ned who is trying to be famous by not sticking in at school singing songs that’s inappropriate making Scottish people ashamed where they come from probs takes drugs smokes and talks like a drunk frog and does not stick in at school

[@sobros776]

What a class song man

[@noah_anderz9254]

Dora the pug ashamed? ur mad mate

[@Zay_WVTTZ]

Dora the pug that’s all scots though

[@kyanferguson-3483]

My gran is in her wheelchair doin weelys listening to this full blast

[@Urmum.com420]

Lugzys good ur gran would like him

[@rymacreeks2k07]

goated nan

[@craigjohnston1737]

😂😂😂😂😂👌👍

[@jamesashworth-king6678]

Top ten rappers Eminem was afraid to diss

[@Ymira_r34D]

Ken mate iy

[@Ymira_r34D]

Wee1uk Official ken a did

[@Ymira_r34D]

Wee1uk Official cuz why no

[@apexlegends1834]

Mate

[@rubygxo]

Frrrr

[@dawidlokietek7926]

Admit tae it ma fellow Scottish troops, We aw at one point eh oor lives were ravin' to this beat way oor fila feet.

[@Alouette_]

Dawid Lokietek Defos

[@bobsorvegana6933]

English????

[@ArchieAdams7]

BobsOrVegana 69 wee fanny

[@bobsorvegana6933]

@@topshaggershug9062 okay mad man calm down.

[@bobsorvegana6933]

@@ArchieAdams7 you're like 5 stfu

[@sune89]

Danish, been in Scotland for 9 years, I am actually really proud I understood every word of this belter. I feel like an honorary Scott

[@harvnerd]

This is the best thing to ever come out of our great country :')

[@jamiebryant9133]

Is it fuck!

[@harvnerd]

+Walter “Heisenberg” White It's class pal, what are you on

[@jamiebryant9133]

The wee-man is the best thing to come out of our country hahah!

[@michaeljohnston3741]

fuck up ya clown. this is utter pish. fucking clown

[@tjhaney5589]

+Michael Johnston na mate yir fuckin english is shite **looks around room sarcasticly**

[@mct7295]

This should be the new Scottish national anthem...

[@nurbotipples6071]

It would be a good representation of your nation. This is why you can't have your own country.

[@ThePupleCow]

Nurbo Tipples And you can take a great big ol' fuck to your self.

[@BlooDCoNcReTe]

Nurbo Tipples We don't want our ain country ya bam joost a fiver deal

[@connortompson7944]

Oh I

[@kerrynrae1172]

😂😂😂

[@alexanderninjaxcollins1177]

Singing I’m an a lightweight in maths class is the memory man

[@landocalrissian4789]

Ill dae it next week😂😂

[@bratzmum1139]

I’m still listening to this in 2019

[@edwardwhip831]

Same

[@coradocherty5863]

Bratz Mum same

[@jake09-fn12]

Bratz Mum who isnae

[@The-scottish-gamer]

Bratz Mum same

[@aquaflee2624]

Hah

[@sarastoddart4358]

I love being Scottish I'm proud of it !!! Scotland is beautiful

[@johnfraser1761]

best country in the world

[@DogWick]

definitly the top country when it comes to humour.

[@ezabeza05]

Same tho

[@whityouyahbam]

Proud to have been born and bred here, best wee country in the world

[@weeannie6781]

There's nothing like wee Scotland!!!

[@lewisturner141]

Who’s loving it in 2020😂😂 am a proud Scottish 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@fatex2453]

Fucking right 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@LuLzMrTom]

DJ Badboy saved my life

[@katymacnair663]

Best ever

[@frizzle7895]

figt me ya dafty

[@NotGreig]

frizzle ya wee dafty

[@kaydenlowson7790]

Frizzle you fucking weirdo I'm as Scottish as you can get

[@kathleenlong9054]

LuLzMrTom hes ma da

[@ruthw1995]

i used to put this on as a laugh but actually its such a banger, genuinely put it on to get masel goin

[@lanasb1tch265]

Ruth Wilson ahahaha same

[@i_know_youre_right_but]

This made me tear up.
So deep, only a few people realise how deep the lyrics are

[@haq248]

they are very deep

[@Carsonharding-n3y]

A Ken bro

[@eliasisskinny1117]

only in scotland

[@nataliemullen647]

Elias Does Roblox yeah

[@cheesegrater9039]

Scotland for life yo

[@nataliemullen647]

Matthew Mcmurray
yaaa

[@andrewcorrigan3728]

Glasgow for life

[@treywatt4942]

Maistly belshill

[@jimmydoner2685]

2019....
*only me okay😭*

[@madladrebo7476]

Jimmy Doner nope I’m here

[@RonanRafferty2]

Me

[@keirsheppard2756]

Not the only one

[@jaydenkelly3225]

Rebecca Bradley no mate

[@bratzmum1139]

I still listen to it

[@ZachB0802]

2024 this song is still going strong what a tune

[@Samcolbyjakejohnnieedits]

FRRRRRRRRR CAN RAP ALL OF THIS HE SLAYED THAT

[@dyllan684]

It's no a proper sesh without this fuckin banger

[@Christian-dc3jo]

damn right mate!!

[@taylormullen1578]

aye 😂

[@Christian-dc3jo]

cheers!

[@Emosnake.]

Ahahah ken ae

[@BillChatfield]

Opening song for the Glasgow Commonwealth games

[@carriemillar9687]

Wednesday gril and

[@danjack2429]

Lets get it going for the next one

[@MCT3]

2021 still listening tae this man

[@yerdasellsavon9876]

Pure shite tho

[@MCT3]

How is it

[@jailenhatcher8251]

Yoooo

[@Xansmist]

@@yerdasellsavon9876 why are ye here then mate?

[@cmonthehoops2859]

2023 still listening to this

[@kelseymaloney6479]

I can mind sitting up the back of the 52 bus with my pals when i was younger thinking we were cool playing this and knowing the words haha aw I'm no even gonna lie I love being Scottish❤❤

[@animalmother5473]

Truly an inspiring piece, infact this piece is so meaningful and well co-ordinated that even Mozart would be jealous of prestigious composer "Dj Badboy"
The lyrics are so meaningful to me and this song has helped me through some very dark times. I can really relate to what Dj Badboy is feeling when singing this song.

[@personperson3180]

Animal Mother so you’re a fuckboy

[@spongebob9582]

Are you English 👹???

[@yoyoholck]

I can relate to him

[@momarshall2241]

Mon the Scottish boys 💪💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@CCC-iv9lz]

Bored as fuck I'm sittin in ma hoose,
Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose.
What a perfect time, ti de-fuckin-stress
It's only one day oot the week,
But it's the fuckin best.
So it's a friday night
An I'm walkin up the street
So everybody better bounce
To the fuckin beat
Singin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Got my bottle o Buck an I'm fuckin set
It tastes like shit but... nae sweat
I get ti the hoose and the party's pumpin
Tunes are nice and the bass is thumpin
Spot a burd dancin' thru the pad
I'm checkin her her oot an she looks nae bad
I gied her a drink and I hud one tae
Then a conversation started and I hud ti say...
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
So the bint's half-jaked an I'm pretty fucked tae
She's sittin on ma knee
What did she say...
Are yi DJ Badboy? Ah said aye,
The minute ah said that she stopped bein shy
She said take me ti the room an dae dirty stuff
The dirty bitch even wanted it up the duff
So I got her in the bed an I cuffed her tight
An said...
Sorry doll your on your own tonight
Because
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
DJ Fuckin Badboy...
Friday Fuckin Night...
LAAADDSSS!
DJ Fuckin Badbooooy
Ooonnncceeee aaaagggaaaiiiinnnn...
So I left the burd
Cuffed ti the bed
By the time eh came oot
The fuckin perty wiz dead
There wiz fuck all but
Drink n rubbish everywhere
Half the cunts pure crashed
Lyin on the flare
Ken ah wiz fucked
N it wiz time ti leave
Eh charred a bottle o buck
N stuck it up ma sleeve
Drinkin mare n mare
Walkin doon the street
Ma legs pure turned tae jelly
An ah lost the beat
Ah staggered side ti side
Fell right on ma cunt
Ah done a tripple somersault
An a fuckin stunt
Lyin on ma back
Lookin to the sky
Then a burd bends down
Looks me straight in the eye
She says
"oh ma god, you're fuckin oot yir tree"
Ah said
"nae shit doll, it's fuckin plain tae see"
She didnae even even help
She just walked awa
I wiz on ma arse
N couldnae stand ataa
Because ah ah ah ah
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Bottle o Buckie and a fiver fuckin deal

[@stephendunsche9431]

Lmao a love it

[@Error404BadGateway]

Mate yev outdone spotify

[@loganday7596]

Bottle a bucky on a fiver deal*

[@Emosnake.]

Cheers mate yer a legend 👏

[@Formalll]

1:56

[@cierankiddell3020]

I think Tupac would be proud

[@eloiselobenthal4187]

you are so right SCOTLAAAAAND

[@ashesophia]

Good content😂😂

[@personcharacter3917]

Or scared

[@liamb988]

Definitely very scared, bottle of buck and I’m fucking set

[@ibraheemh5586]

Biggie wld be, his record company was acc called badboy

[@e.m1320]

tellin ma grandkids this is eminem

[@nessamitchell976]

尺ㄖ几几丨乇 sh

[@red_sky_]

Your no wrong

[@greendayismydaddy5395]

AHA

[@nikki14927]

Let's be honest
Everyone in Scotland had a dj badboy phase
Everyone.

[@Bleeuuggh]

No.

[@Zvedbed]

Ross Brennan "No" and yet here you are.

[@Bleeuuggh]

my friend linked to this because we like to make fun of these people

[@alex29443]

Ross Brennan You realise this isn't taking itself seriously, right?

[@Bleeuuggh]

yes but there are many people who are and this is a very popular song. a lot of people in the comments are fucking idiots and its funny to make fun of them.

[@katiewhite2574]

i can imagine this as our national anthem
commentators:please stand for our national anthem dj bad
boy

[@chloewatsonxx7101]

Well said bro

[@miney046]

Imagine the piper trying to play this 🤣

[@ineedalife5340]

Crying tears of joy this is a masterpiece and it deserves to be cherished always

[@oskar356]

Stairway to heaven? More like Stairway to Friday Nite

[@taylormelvin7559]

too true bro

[@I_Am_Feral]

I’m a welsh metalhead, this song is pure gold. That means it’s a good song. I’m extremely picky about songs if it’s not metal....
good on ya Scots:)

[@mirrincurran205]

*bows* thank you, thank you.

[@scarcesquad3873]

How can 6ix9ine call himself the king of New York when theres DJ Bad Boy

[@watchablecontent9843]

DJ bad boy is king of scotland

[@s.tefannilsson]

@tiktoks_on_the_fyp that joke flew right over ur head mate

[@blair3264]

@@s.tefannilsson I don't get it either

[@fredperry6418]

the kang of Aberdeen

[@scarcesquad3873]

​@fredperry6418 I'm only just seeing this nearly 2 years on but I laughed at that

[@ellemurray5120]

Bottle of buckie and am out ma chikin

[@janiceweir3187]

Elle Murray wot

[@dorathepug2640]

Elle Murray NED

[@ellemurray7661]

Dora the pug i am not a ned thanks very much xx

[@lennonhoneymam6489]

Heavily pipen

[@acab6396]

Ahah um a ned

[@clipzzbtw6583]

The whole of Scotland has heard this song at least ones but it’s a pure tune man 😂

[@katiegallagher2312]

Who’s still. Listening to this in 2019 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Natalia-it6vc]

Nvm just realised it’s 2020 😂

[@ryandundas600]

2020 yes

[@fatex2453]

2020 pal 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@kiannaplummer5938]

2021 lad

[@charlel2003]

@@kiannaplummer5938 2024 lol

[@nathanokane8954]

Still the finest thing to come out of Scotland since the TV

[@ronniemckenzie2507]

it should go on to the radio or go worldwide

[@gracekek3333]

Ronnie McKenzie scotland sholdne have to scensor swearing 🤣🤣

[@Unknown-zf9yg]

Well I’m from England

[@heyitzbecca]

Alright lads n lassies who is listening in 2019? 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@daveraves4206]

Nah mate I'm from 2017 hen

[@juice_thekidd9998]

Naw pal am no here

[@simplyemma6300]

HeyItzBecca me

[@hippdippymediagroupltd9507]

soz watchin in 2020

[@lachlangrady4906]

202p

[@joshboyle5364]

Next person to meet the queen play this song

[@gracekek3333]

Josh Boyle inagine hwr face when she heaes this

[@liamb988]

She will be fucking shitting her sel

[@stephenwalsh2476]

she will move to scotland duh

[@hahahalol2198]

were doing this drawing thing for the royal mail and we have a chance to win and meet the queen i might be in here

[@SirBlacknoiseIII]

This song helped me through my crippling depression, 2deep

[@justinmccafferty6078]

Same brother. Crazy how a tune can help you through tough times.

[@dorathepug2640]

Divine Kazoo I think it’s disgusting hope your not a ned aswell this makes popeel depresses

[@Serralta98]

Thanks for this Rebelion.

[@ashleyh5886]

SCOTTISH AND PROUD✌🏼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 best country going Mon tha Scotland

[@gregoralexander1856]

Ashley H mon eh scotland

[@angieeeee1962]

Still love ess in 2021 it’s absolute amazing I could listen te ess fir ages🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@STRAINIE]

After 13 years it's still great

[@carrie6838]

are u even Scottish if the boys in your P7 class didn’t try and persuade the teacher to put this on during wet break

[@Jackdall2017]

Aye ma teacher kens the sang so she did nae pit it on

[@jeffyandmario9751]

I know mah teacher put it on way out knowin

[@shivonross3127]

@@jeffyandmario9751 🤣🤣🤣

[@sherylannedevenay8756]

We have it on every week 😭😂

[@PlebAndo]

i ken, me and me boys would listen to this tune everyday in p5, the good old days

[@amykennedy7943]

The best bit is “I’m a lightweight and I am sticking,bottle ae beer n am oot ma chicken” and “Wiy a bottle a Bucky n a fiver here” Class and only In Scotland 🤣🤣🤦🏽‍♀️

[@iainwalker8591]

Botle a buckie n a fiver deal ***

[@noahdownie8781]

Here mate don't forget about norn iron

[@chrisconnor1312]

No hate bud but its " fiver deal"

[@HIYAPAL69]

This is the only thing that keeping me going 😅😅😅

[@archievaughan6062]

love these tunes keep them coming, love from nottingham ❤️

[@scottishdmck2875]

A Friday night in Scotland isn’t complete without this tune 😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

[@Charlie..1888]

man cant believe this tune is 13 yrs old.. pure loved it still do bangin

[@AsumGaming]

Still a better love story than twilight

[@milliebarr6907]

😂

[@charlieadammcintosh3548]

Bruh twilight isn't that bad😂

[@coreymcgill218]

2019 still a tune

[@kylehiggi]

Still one and it's nearly 2023

[@n3kosans]

DJ Badboy and Little T - Two people who made history.

[@beano547]

only in scotland pure talent

[@1234PS3master]

Americans watching this are probably like"what the fuck goes on over there"

[@nickineal2620]

it is just normal mate Aye (Talent sesh)

[@slawbtasticspastic3158]

Get rid of the Union Jack

[@GeometryDashS4vage]

Dj Fuckin Badboy here
Steamin as Shite,
Am 'boot ti tell you a story
'Boot ma Friday night.
Bored as fuck I'm sittin in ma hoose,
Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose.
What a perfect time, ti de-fuckin-stress
It's only one day oot the week,
But it's the fuckin best.
So it's a friday night
An I'm walkin up the street
So everybody better bounce
To the fuckin beat
Singin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Got my bottle o Buck an I'm fuckin set
It tastes like shit but... nae sweat
I get ti the hoose and the party's pumpin
Tunes are nice and the bass is thumpin
Spot a burd dancin' thru the pad
I'm checkin her her oot an she looks nae bad
I gied her a drink and I hud one tae
Then a conversation started and I hud ti say...
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
So the bint's half-jaked an I'm pretty fucked tae
She's sittin on ma knee
What did she say...
Are yi DJ Badboy? Ah said aye,
The minute ah said that she stopped bein shy
She said take me ti the room an dae dirty stuff
The dirty bitch even wanted it up the duff
So I got her in the bed an I cuffed her tight
An said...
Sorry doll your on your own tonight
Because
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
DJ Fuckin Badboy...
Friday Fuckin Night...
LAAADDSSS!
DJ Fuckin Badbooooy
Ooonnncceeee aaaagggaaaiiiinnnn...
So I left the burd
Cuffed ti the bed
By the time eh came oot
The fuckin perty wiz dead
There wiz fuck all but
Drink n rubbish everywhere
Half the cunts pure crashed
Lyin on the flare
Ken ah wiz fucked
N it wiz time ti leave
Eh charred a bottle o buck
N stuck it up ma sleeve
Drinkin mare n mare
Walkin doon the street
Ma legs pure turned tae jelly
An ah lost the beat
Ah staggered side ti side
Fell right on ma cunt
Ah done a tripple somersault
An a fuckin stunt
Lyin on ma back
Lookin to the sky
Then a burd bends down
Looks me straight in the eye
She says
"oh ma god, you're fuckin oot yir tree"
Ah said
"nae shit doll, it's fuckin plain tae see"
She didnae even even help
She just walked awa
I wiz on ma arse
N couldnae stand ataa
Because ah ah ah ah
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Bottle o Buckie and a fiver fuckin deal

[@unicorngamer6303]

nice

[@tobiassamsesrensen6574]

already made it into a sticky note

[@brookepriestleyx5701]

This is getting played at ma funerallll💗🤘🏼😭😂😭😂

[@jhoncena5595]

Lush Brooke the evil scotsman

[@myrrhrax5805]

U a real one

[@FIREBY-se6zh]

I'm 14 but what a fecking tune mon DJ bad boy I'm proud to be a Scottish lad🤟

[@yeetthembabies5914]

I’m glad to be Scottish honestly 😂😂
This song is banging like.

[@landocalrissian4789]

You fa falkirk?

[@barumbumtish]

Yes

[@modelhorseluvr]

Pure banging like...

[@daleshelley2066]

Yae narr

[@FrontLineAdam1]

pure thumpin' bass line man, pure cush music innit.
J/K it's pure fucking shite

[@SuperTOOTZ]

Still remember when he first started pumping these tunes out lol good days

[@ryanf928]

Badboys the man, done my community service with him 🤣

[@cjsmakina]

Scotland better than anywhere oon the planet ayee

[@chloewatsonxx7101]

+CONRAD mone scotlandddddd dj fukin badboyyyyy

[@reeceallan6831]

Still listening to this in 2020

[@JacobBite]

this right here is the pride of my fucking country

[@subbreedart]

what are you up to 8 years later Jacob?

[@JacobBite]

@@subbreedartheroin

[@harveyjay2384]

Most mental country ever scotland!!!

[@maisierobson814]

I um fae Scotland and I agree 😂

[@nixoop6736]

😂😂

[@nixoop6736]

@@maisierobson814 never seen the poles yet have ya

[@arthurmorgan352]

Maisie Robson aye a know mate hes rite A naw

[@TheKingOfBears.]

"Bored as fuck, am sitting in my hoose" is truly one of the lyrics of all time.

[@Airfingerboards]

i met a freak on xbox years ago on MW2 with my mates and he was blasting this down game chat...

[@Chrissyyyyyo9]

Am going to find you on xbox and blast this down the mic

[@Airfingerboards]

Good luck with that.

[@Chrissyyyyyo9]

Demn Guyz Wits yir GT? For the lols

[@Xxinfinitez]

That was probably me

[@hgs1996]

Probs me lol

[@Ciaranrdv]

Proud to be Scottish with this masterpiece xD

[@aidanEFG]

Same

[@chloierobertson6763]

Me 2 pal xx

[@aidanEFG]

Yay, Scottish for Life!!

[@Ciaranrdv]

He's such a brilliant composer of techno xD

[@crystalheresy7812]

Cunts voted no though...

[@Mokoccino]

Went on a trip to scotland first time ever recently... Needless to say got steamin on buckies with a fiver deal and heard this song all night long

[@cannoils8212]

I have overcame my depression I will not commit suicide I lov u so much thank you for inspiring me |-/ stay alive

[@kitcatclovescats]

+JackDatPunk clique af

[@douglasmcmurchy1635]

hey fat

[@fifakieran6715]

Wtf

[@amylouise7744]

wtf how did the clique end up here XD |-/

[@memez_r_dreams206]

cannoils twenty one pilots?

[@wellhelltherefellwhuman4637]

I hope Calvin Harris hears this and gives it an epic beat and drop. Best crossover in history, 2 Scottish guys, one song.

[@jaymeleighmullen5102]

Well, hellø there, felløw human! Aye ano or Martin Garix

[@up7500]

It's already perfect.

[@zogozogy98]

what do you mean? This already has a slapping Gabber beat. Calvin Harris would turn this tune into something an Ice Cream van would sound like

[@yoyoholck]

People say Calvin Harris sounds like shite but. Nae sweat

[@FaLaN69]

So I woke up at 9:30 and randomly the urge to play this came to me. Not regretting anything tho, still a banger.

[@andreasespeseter3277]

this is real music

[@r30drc81]

Aye course it is

[@helloladies8413]

This is the SNP theme for this years election campaign.

[@jackandrews8851]

Best song ever

[@jackandrews8851]

Make a new one like that

[@dgordon1634]

OH LOOK Its Nicola Sturgeon and her FEMILY!

[@johnmcauley7856]

Fuck yer snp

[@katlyngoldie3627]

Dj Fuckin Badboy here
Steamin as Shite
Am 'boot ti tell you a story
'Boot ma Friday night
Bored as fuck I'm sittin in ma hoose
Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose
What a perfect time, ti de-fuckin-stress
It's only one day oot the week
But it's the fuckin best
So it's a friday night
An I'm walkin up the street
So everybody better bounce
To the fuckin beat
[Hook]
Singin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Got my bottle o Buck an I'm fuckin set
It tastes like shit but... nae sweat
I get ti the hoose and the party's pumpin
Tunes are nice and the bass is thumpin
Spot a burd dancin' thru the pad
I'm checkin her her oot an she looks nae bad
I gied her a drink and I hud one tae
Then a conversation started and I hud ti say...
[Hook]
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
[Verse 3]
So the bint's half-jaked an I'm pretty fucked tae
She's sittin on ma knee
What did she say...
Are yi DJ Badboy? Ah said aye
The minute ah said that she stopped bein shy
She said take me ti the room an dae dirty stuff
The dirty bitch even wanted it up the duff
So I got her in the bed an I cuffed her tight
An said...
Sorry doll your on your own tonight
Because
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
[Bridge]
DJ Fuckin Badboy...
Friday Fuckin Night...
LAAADDSSS!
DJ Fuckin Badbooooy
Ooonnncceeee aaaagggaaaiiiinnnn...
[Verse 4]
So I left the burd
Cuffed ti the bed
By the time eh came oot
The fuckin perty wiz dead
There wiz fuck all but
Drink n rubbish everywhere
Half the cunts pure crashed
Lyin on the flare
Ken ah wiz fucked
N it wiz time ti leave
Eh charred a bottle o buck
N stuck it up ma sleeve
Drinkin mare n mare
Walkin doon the street
Ma legs pure turned tae jelly
An ah lost the beat
Ah staggered side ti side
Fell right on ma cunt
Ah done a tripple somersault
An a fuckin stunt
Lyin on ma back
Lookin to the sky
Then a burd bends down
Looks me straight in the eye
She says
"oh ma god, you're fuckin oot yir tree"
Ah said
"nae shit doll, it's fuckin plain tae see"
She didnae even even help
She just walked awa
I wiz on ma arse
N couldnae stand ataal
Because ah ah ah ah
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Bottle o Buckie and a fiver fuckin deal

[@gdvxperr9376]

rip your fingers

[@hazelxplayz935]

Lol

[@snapcat9-m6m]

Lol

[@all4plsk]

You are invited to my funeral

[@chantatopotatum7613]

doing god's work in the comments

[@spangomcmurray4291]

ngl still love this in 2021

[@Chrisclerk]

The Scottish national anthem never sounded as good as it does now in 2020..

[@Jackdall2017]

Aye this should be the anthem Haud on a will get Nicola on the email

[@drewmurdoch5211]

Got 4.5 million views swear Scotland’s population is 6 or something

[@kyrawade8225]

Mon the gers

[@cmonthehoops2859]

Mon the hoops mate we Mon the league cup about win the next cup we bet yous 3:2

[@sweatyswag1506]

MON DJ BAD BOI YA DANCER proud tay be scotish

[@reececameron5070]

sweaty swag ftp

[@Britishtransport390]

Fuck sake just seen your picture fuckin class

[@weemattybproductions.5430]

Makes 2020 better

[@danielspeed2303]

2021 still a minted tune

[@calzoboi3540]

Glasgow?

[@Britishtransport390]

Fuckin YAS

[@robbieboi7958]

life imagine supporting Celtic pure boke

[@Britishtransport390]

Robbie boi aye imagine supporting a historic club geez me the bolk

[@AyeAyeKane]

fife

[@kyrawade8225]

Springburn

[@aimeehutton9991]

Proud to be Scottish 😂😂

[@seanny5472]

Aimee Hutton same

[@annie.clearbellsso1875]

So true ae 😹

[@pepecameron1888]

Perfect structure for the song great lyrics that go to my heart brings me back tae ma younger days god bless

[@babel_UV]

Le Lyrics:
Dj Fuckin Badboy here
Steamin as Shite,
Am 'boot ti tell you a story
'Boot ma Friday night.
Bored as fuck I'm sittin in ma hoose,
Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose.
What a perfect time, ti de-fuckin-stress
It's only one day oot the week,
But it's the fuckin best.
So it's a friday night
An I'm walkin up the street
So everybody better bounce
To the fuckin beat
Singin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got the baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Got my bottle o Buck an I'm fuckin set
It tastes like shit but... nae sweat
I get ti the hoose and the party's pumpin
Tunes are nice and the bass is thumpin
Spot a burd dancin' thru the pad
I'm checkin her her oot an she looks nae bad
I gied her a drink and I hud one tae
Then a conversation started and I hud ti say...
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
I'm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
So the bint's half-jaked an I'm pretty fucked tae
She's sittin on ma knee
What did she say...
Are yi DJ Badboy? Ah said aye,
The minute ah said that she stopped bein shy
She said take me ti the room an dae dirty stuff
The dirty bitch even wanted it up the duff
So I got her in the bed an I cuffed her tight
An said...
Sorry doll your on your own tonight
Because
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
DJ Fuckin Badboy...
Friday Fuckin Night...
LAAADDSSS!
DJ Fuckin Badbooooy
Ooonnncceeee aaaagggaaaiiiinnnn...
So I left the burd
Cuffed ti the bed
By the time eh came oot
The fuckin perty wiz dead
There wiz fuck all but
Drink n rubbish everywhere
Half the cunts pure crashed
Lyin on the flare
Ken ah wiz fucked
N it wiz time ti leave
Eh charred a bottle o buck
N stuck it up ma sleeve
Drinkin mare n mare
Walkin doon the street
Ma legs pure turned tae jelly
An ah lost the beat
Ah staggered side ti side
Fell right on ma cunt
Ah done a tripple somersault
An a fuckin stunt
Lyin on ma back
Lookin to the sky
Then a burd bends down
Looks me straight in the eye
She says
"oh ma god, you're fuckin oot yir tree"
Ah said
"nae shit doll, it's fuckin plain tae see"
She didnae even even help
She just walked awa
I wiz on ma arse
N couldnae stand ataa
Because ah ah ah ah
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Sayin
Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin
Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin
DJ Badboy's got baws o steel
Bottle o Buckie and a fiver fuckin deal

[@itzme883]

"bottle o" lol