Darth Vader vs. Obi-Wan Kenobi: The Final Fight... Maybe?
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- Опубліковано 5 жов 2024
- Remember when Star Wars made sense? Or at least remember when Obi-Wan Kenobi and Darth Vader didn't run into each other ever two weeks?
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Ghost of Mace Windu: "We still do not grant you the rank of Master".
Did Obi-Wan just literally die of boredom?!
Maybe the real Master was the friends we made along the way...
Vader isn't the Master until he body slams Palpatine in RotJ, and then only for less than an hour.
That's what happens when you're angsty and indecisive.
I mean technically not even then to be granted the rank of Master a jedi knight must train a padawan to knighthood as it is one of the final trials
@emeraldarcher591 doesn't really matter anyways. They dun got wiped the fuck out.
DARTH VADER: I guess we're both the masters but once I kill you, I'll be the forever master and have finally eliminated all the jedi!
OBi-WAN: What about Ahoska?
DARTH VADER: ... Who?
OBI-WAN: You know your apprentice.
DARTH VADER: Pretty sure I killed that guy back in Soul Calibur IV.
OBI-WAN: Not that one the one you had back in the clone wars... cartoon. Not the Genndy one that's EU the other one.
DARTH VADER: Ohhhhhhhhhhhh yeah... she's still a thing?
OBI-WAN: Yeah cause then she was in the other cartoon and now has her own show so... weird she never showed up here. Maybe she got like stuck in a future hole or something.
DARTH VADER: Well okay fine kill you, then her and then it will be done-
OBI-WAN: I think Ezra's also alive.
DARTH VADER: Well I don't need an excuse to kill that flash point pain-
OBI-WAN: No no the other apprendtice from Rebels.
DARTH VADER: Okay well then you, then her, then him and anyone that hangs out with him and that should be everyone right?
OBI-WAN: *Sees Luke approaching* Yeah uh sure no one else... ever.
DARTH VADER: Good *kills Obi Wan* Ha ha Master and now only like two or three Jedi hopefully remain.
GHOST OF OBI-WAN: *pops in* Yes sure there's no JEDI SURVIVOR *holds up game* Plug plug.
DARTH VADER : ... I hate this franchise so so much sometimes.
Love this
@@kings_mark thanks.
@@stevenkurtz2730 I mean it's part of the joke man same with the actual dorkly vid.
This was great 😊
Vader: No, me and Ahsoka actually cleared that whole thing. She lit her lightsabers and said "I am no Jedi" and then I kinda just stopped caring
Obi-Wan: OH right cuz the Jedi council accused her of treason and kicked her out and then after her bestie confessed I was literally like one of two members who actually apologized and she stayed out
Vader: Exactly. Yeah that sounds right.
Obi-Wan: Why'd you fight anyway.
Vader: Something about her wanting to avenge Anakin. I wasn't really listening. I was super focused on stealing a holocron and killing a kid.
Damn there's a lot more to keep track of I didn't realize😂. So did Obi-Wan die of boredom or did he just simply decide to just go away?😂
He's sneaking around the Death Star butt naked, looking for a escape pod to hide in.
You know it's kind of vague if Vader actually killed Obi-won or if he dodged out of the way by becoming a force ghost. When I think about it, we kind of just assume that force ghosts can't re-materialize if you only go by the movies. This is going to be relevant in the next game.
He became one with the trolling
@@alexiserlexcc 'The lag switch is strong with this one'
Obi-Wan: Time to make like the old EU and become immaterial.
He died of old age waiting for Vader’s mental gymnastics
Dorkbrow clearly just discovered star wars comics are a thing & only now need to accept they’re mostly canon now
"I am the master and you will OBEY me" - The Master Dark Vador
Also a good quote from the Roger Delgado Master.
It's Master Darth Vader not Vad-o-r!
@@AngeIDynamite Uh, actually, that's what they call him in places like France.
Darth Vader…The Master of Boring you to Death.
I thought when Anakin became Vader he didn't become master but instead became lord. I guess they didn't want people to yell out Master Vader.
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Plus by Sith standards you aren't a master until you've learned everything from your master and killed them. Palpatine for one never really taught Vader everything and purposefully held back. Vader eventually kills Palps but gets himself killed and never really became a full sith master.
@vullord666 I know all that. I was just making a masterbater joke lol
Alec Guinness: I never signed up for this! 😂
A win is a win.
Welp, at least it was good reunion between Anakin Skywalker(Darth Vader) and Old Obi-Wan Kenobi.
Being the master is more then beating someone’s ass
He bored him to death LMAO🤣
You also gotta love the MANY times dooku and anakin fight in the clone wars
I remember watching dinosaur office on my 3ds shit was crazy
vader has to be dying in that full body leather suit. i wore a hazmat suit once and was gasping for air after 10 minutes, it held in ALL the heat lol
If you mean the actor in the films - film costumes are often very uncomfortable, because they're never meant to be worn for more than a few scenes shot consecutively, which makes their lack of comfort excusable.
If you mean the character of Darth Vader, the suit is his life support, so he'd be actually dying without it.
yeah i think his suit probably has some sorta built in AC/Heater to regulate the temp
@@yvaskhmir I meant the character but yeah you're right I've heard how some actors suffer for their work. Weather a hot suit or sitting in a makeup chair for 12 hours a day. And yeah Vader would die without it haha well said.
@@HP-in8pl imagine if he didn't and at the end of return of the Jedi when they're burning his body and a bunch of sweat started steaming out turning his funeral into the worlds worst sauna.
In universe the suit is meant to be uncomfortable AF, as this super charges the dark side and keeps him too busy to challenge Palpatine.
1:26 I honestly thought he would start screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO."
😂This egg fort thingy...😂
So Obi-wan just died of old age during the explanation? Cool
Not cool. Neat.
@@charlestrulear6873 My bad!
Huh neat
Another great Dorkly thing.
Agree about the comics. I read them for a little while but with the novels and shows it seems like way too much, plus a lot of it wasn't interesting outside the Vader issues
Agreed. The Vader issues are the best.
So, Force Boredom is a Dark Side power.
Technically he let you win the final round. 😅
Only the Master of Boredom, Darth.
I'm sure they will fight like 10 more times in Obi-wan Season 2
Obi-Wan: [Dies of cringe]
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"When I left you, I was but the learner. Now I am the Master!"
"You are part of the Sith Order, but they did not grant you the rank of master!"
"Now listen here you little..." *kills!
yup this is star wars now
Ohhhhh, this used to be Dorkly.
Obiwan got killed out of boredom.
So how many times did Darth Vader and Obi-Wan won fighting each other??
Vader was never officially ordained by the Jedi Council to be a master when he was Anakin. Hes just a CE scab.
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It's "Master" as in your rank as a jedi, or was a jedi. Because you were never given the rank of master.
Not master in a fight.
Cool
I guess Kenobi didn't redcon that meeting after all 😂
Obi-Wan died from old age
Come back Steinermaths all is forgiven
This is funnier if you remember which video clips he is referencing . It would take hours of work to dig up this much encyclopedic content . They even made a #WookiePedia page about it .
Retcons suck. Period 🤦
Worst. Star Wars. Ever. I'm only going to watch it 3 more times.....today. Comic Book Guy - 2004
Today in nerd history
When is the next episode of Sonic
Which is the old one on corusant?
That was confusing
I think the "master" killed himself while the other "master" was blabbing his mask off.
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I wish Hollywood would just make things original instead of brainstorming with garbage ideas for once. Cause, new cartoon shows for kids, or teens or anyone age,sucked this year. even for adults. 📺 💡🚫😢
omg dude lol
Damn terrible retcon stories that make no sense, but Diznee keeps pumping out.
Nobody tell this guy about the old EU which was 10X worse/more confusing.
Obi-Wan Kenobi died of boredness.
Look like obi wan is still the master
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wow obi died by boredom
Man Disney ruined Star Wars lol. That Kenobi show was a disaster. Obi Wan should never have won that fight in the show
Still better than any of the Disney Star Wars canon
Sure, bud
XD
>counting the "obi wan series" at all
No wonder Kenobi died at the end, it was from cringe
In short, Disney kills everything it touches.
The prequels have entered the chat...
@@solvseus I can respect the prequels, and even like some things about them, but the Disney sequels are utterly without worth or merit.
This is not funny or this video has no skit. They’re out of ideas
Disney Star Wars was a mistake.
If it's Disney, it ain't canon.
Can we please just pretend that Disney's Star Wars never happened?
Kind of rubbish episode really.
Ah mace Wale not a surprise to be sure and not a welcome one Vader
This was boring.
This is why I only watch star wars 1,3,4-6