Agreed, but at the same time you can't help but wonder if they told him it was going to be #1. I went back & watched previous times they did this, the celebs ALWAYS get the right actor on their first guess.
Something I noticed whilst watching james’ show is that when he has guests that isn’t aren’t celebrity’s he often becomes mean and makes fun of them. I think it’s cruel tbh
They had a similar gag on nmtb in England years back, and James is just copying the tone of that bit. Everyone who did that bit on nmtb knew it was all in good fun --- it's just a little awkward here because the actors are so hesitant to be equally sarcastic, so it doesn't feel like everyone's on the same page....
He suffers from the same brand of insecurity as Ryan Seacrest - they both think everyone is looking down on them (because Ryan is short and James is fat), so they've got to try and knock everyone around them down a peg to keep up.
@@chumplafayette9561 yeah, i guess that's true. For me it's more what it says about the writing choices, that they think the public finds making fun of randos funny. Making fun of people we know makes sense, because we have a connection with them, but this kinda says "we find the humiliation of others funny regardless". Not that any of that is equivalent to finding murder hilarious or anything, it just took me aback.
There was a show in the uk called never mind the buzzcocks around 10/15 years ago and this is a copy of a segmant on that show, they were always harsh on the line up on that show- much worse then how james was here, i think hes just trying to recreate that same theme
Harsh? Don't be a tart lad. Like the comment above we had Nevermind The Buzzcocks over here and it was brilliant. This segment is definitely copied from that. But Corden did host one of the Buzzcocks shows
Mason Campbell Do the panel members on NMTBC have co-stars and band members from over 3 decades ago as well for that potential extra embarrassment as well? Or maybe NMTBC just copied every police identify parade ever?
Andrew Vance hey, dude. Chill. No one is saying James Corden is a bad man for doing this. Someone said it was unique, and he was sharing that it wasn’t. I like that they started doing this segment. But I also think it’s worth mentioning NMTB, because if someone liked this, maybe they’d enjoy that show too.
That was super cool that Slater remembered that dude after 31 years 👍 I run into my neighbors at the grocery store and I have to think about who they are 👋😬
@@James-cu9ul Meh, it is actually a little awkward when everybody says I'm hot. It's like, an immutable trait. Just luck, not an accomplishment I worked hard on and am proud of. People rarely compliment those.
@@lisag.215 An anonymous stranger who wished people gave a shit about anything real rather than superficial bullshit. And no, I wasn't happy before, and I'm not now. Does it make you happier now that you made someone who already feels like shit feel even worse?
It's because he's not funny ;) no but seriously, in my opinion, he's never been original or creative and he has a tendency to talk over other people with "funny" comments which completely stops any kind of organic conversation or allow guests to be witty and charming as he leaves next to no gap for them to contribute. A good host above all else lets their guests shine and enhance their appearance, not use them as props for their own ego. Also as a Brit, the times he forces himself to sound American or use American slang is cringey as hell, it might go unnoticed by his American audience, but native Brits (especially those who have seen him in Gavin & Stacey or other work) just cringe and shake their head at it. Sounds very false. This whole skit is of course ripped from Never Mind the Buzzcocks (AMAZING SHOW, music based pop culture comedy, highly recommend to anyone outside the uk who hasn't seen it before) and while nothing in television is 100% original as such, it's so blatant and since he himself has been on NMTB, he knew what he was doing and made no mention of it. It's such a beloved show to Brits, this feels super disrespectful. Anyway that's my take on it, if people like him, I'm glad and nobody should tell you not to. Have a great day.
@Jeff Z This should explain it... ua-cam.com/video/twGJJnPxRZw/v-deo.html It was only a round on a celebrity music quiz show. If you search for 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' 'identity parade' you will find more clips
Christian in a cool dude and shown a lot of class picking the right actor. This was a big deal to this actor and although James never intended it would have been an insult by Christian if he picked another dude. As usual, Christian was total class and honored this actor by recognizing him publicly which made his day. Way to go, Christian!
I was just thinking it was a worse (as in less entertaining) version of that. Does Corden have any original ideas for his show, or does he just steal them from British shows the American audience aren't as familiar with, and do them in a less entertaining way??
I think some of these are quite obvious. Kevin Bacon spent 6 weeks with the jury foreman and seemed to have no doubt. This one was a bit tougher but it seems Christian knew this one quite easily as well. Even with the passing of time pending a few days with someone almost exclusively tends to tattoo on your brain.
Christian was The Wizard at this game. I thought they might have to Pump Up The Volume so he could hear them better. As for the police officers, were any of them in Kuffs (😄)? Christian has always been one of my favourite actors. I saw so many of his movies at the cinema when I was a kid / teenager during the 1980s and 1990s.
And I really thought it was # 4 ! Christian looks fabulous, and so young! I love seeing the station wagon. As kids that is all we ever had. Thanks James that was so funny! 🚔👓👮🏻♂️
Am I the only one who recognized him as soon as they stepped out on stage? The other guys don't have the same facial shape at all. He's older, but he still has the same face.
that's because this bit was inspired by Never Mind The Buzzcocks, a british music quiz that had a line-up every episode where you had to pick out a former music star, and the first five minutes were entirely dedicated to making jokes about the people in the line-up. It was all in good fun (at least until Simon Amstell took over as host)
@Gracie Mackie It's a shame he stepped back from showbiz. Being famous only for being on two panel shows wasn't really what he wanted. I wish James could persuade him to host a US-based revamp of NMTB.
I think Anthony Anderson should join James the next time he does this segment. This is kind of like the "Co-star" version of To Tell The Truth! Will the real Officer Milner please step forward... for Christian's sake?
i liked the one where they got the girl who done a kiss and tell on Robbie Williams, and when Phil found out it was the girl who done the kiss and tell they decided to draw pictures instead lol
Do the panel members on NMTBC have co-stars and band members from over 3 decades ago as well for that potential extra embarrassment as well? And we could also say that NMTBC copied every single police line up ever!
Wow James Corden is sooo original ,., this has never been done before ever .. perhaps he could do it with some old pop stars and maybe build a comedy quiz show with some team captains and maybe ask Simon Amstell or Mark Lamarr to host it!
Number 5 is me at my presentation in front of the whole class
MOOD
I skipped those days.
Tároló Győrfi agree
Stayed home sick when those days were.
That’s me now a grown man, infront of a crowd lol
Poor number 5 never been more nervous in his life
Make me cry 😂
Number 5 was probably a security man in the building. No way is he an actor. Was way to nervous. A pro would have never been that nervous.
Yeah I know I felt so bad for him watching this.
James bullied him.
Oscar time for him lol
"Do you think you could recognize him-"
"Of course!"
"-from our line-up?"
"What?"
Heheheheh.
Like they didn't tell him about the game in the pre interview
John Huffman - That’s a great exchange, rehearsed or not. 😏🤩
That shit was funny as hell. Cause it already appeared as though Christian Slater had no idea what scene the host was yammerin on about.
Actually the play on words is "identify" since you identify people at a lineup!
lol Christian knew the entire time.
Yeah im pretty sure too
If u listen when they shake hands at the end, he even remembers his name
@@Wombart I think he knew the entire time too, but James said his name like 5 sec before they said hi
@@3333slow The host said his name right before that.
Robert Nicholson James literally said his name 😂
Please do this more often. One of your best segments by far. I was dying of laughter when #5 gave his line.
Agreed, but at the same time you can't help but wonder if they told him it was going to be #1. I went back & watched previous times they did this, the celebs ALWAYS get the right actor on their first guess.
@@mazinkaizer0 ... Or... Here's a novel idea - they actually remember human beings they worked with, like... Human beings.
@@NDBit 31 years ago? Come on dude, do you remember what you had for breakfast last Tuesday? I'll wait 🤣.
I can remember my coworkers from 20 years ago
dying of laughter? I dont believe you
Meanwhile Christian Slater has not aged a day in 30 years.
Agreed ✌️❤️
Serious case of Botox
Please make an appointment with an ophthalmologist.
F900EX HOW DOES HE DO IT
Maybe he's a vampire... 🤣
Adore Christian Slater, such an underrated actor! Love his laugh too😁
Christian makes me smile so much, like he’s really perfect
Something I noticed whilst watching james’ show is that when he has guests that isn’t aren’t celebrity’s he often becomes mean and makes fun of them. I think it’s cruel tbh
Harry Collinson its just how us British joke about it’s not personal
Anya Butler fletcher I’m British 💀💀
I agree! Difference between being funny and being a jerk.
Yeah he’s gonna end up being like Ellen Degeneres where people start the backlash.
@@beachstreet101 they been starting wdym
Kaitlin felt so bad for number 5
What's her full name?
@@haku5461 her full name including her middle name is Kaitlyn Rochelle Dever.
@@I_WANT_MY_SLAW jewish?
James is being so mean to the police actors.
Hoki he’s trying his best to rip off a ‘nevermind the buzzcocks’ lineup but doesn’t have the charisma for it
They had a similar gag on nmtb in England years back, and James is just copying the tone of that bit. Everyone who did that bit on nmtb knew it was all in good fun --- it's just a little awkward here because the actors are so hesitant to be equally sarcastic, so it doesn't feel like everyone's on the same page....
James is so quick lol they loved it
He suffers from the same brand of insecurity as Ryan Seacrest - they both think everyone is looking down on them (because Ryan is short and James is fat), so they've got to try and knock everyone around them down a peg to keep up.
How?
“It’s not a phone” James is so wonderfully curt in a British way. I love it
Corden: Can you gues......
Slater: Shut up Heather.
Zipperdork yes
Thank You just Thank You
That is acceptable
My God, Christian Slater still looks like he did 30 years ago.
He's obviously immortal along with Keanu Reeves and Paul Rudd.
I just swatched Paul Rudd’s new show and I am still reeling from the fact there’s no cgi deaging
Aren't you watching Mr. Robot? If not, you're missing out
Hair transplant
Not at all.
James: "Will you be able to identify him?"
Christian: "of course"
James: "From our lineup"
Christian: "what??"
I mean he did get it right tho
Christian Slater has always been one of my favorite actors ever, so this is such a treat to see him doing this.
He's super nice
@@genovalinde5773 he beat his girlfriend and sexually abused someone
Yeah this is funny, let's just roast these strangers for no reason
This is a game from never mind the buzzcocks - roasting the random people was always part of it 🤷♂️
Gen Z get offended so easily
Nah I'm not gen z, it just felt odd to give the attention to random people, but also rude. I just don't get it.
I mean, they're being paid to do it.
@@chumplafayette9561 yeah, i guess that's true. For me it's more what it says about the writing choices, that they think the public finds making fun of randos funny. Making fun of people we know makes sense, because we have a connection with them, but this kinda says "we find the humiliation of others funny regardless". Not that any of that is equivalent to finding murder hilarious or anything, it just took me aback.
James Cordon seems to really get a laugh out of humiliating people.
number 5 was me presenting at school with my friends
Lmao No. 5, it’s not a phone!
james is being a bit harsh..
Andini Aulia right? He always seems to be in these types of skits
There was a show in the uk called never mind the buzzcocks around 10/15 years ago and this is a copy of a segmant on that show, they were always harsh on the line up on that show- much worse then how james was here, i think hes just trying to recreate that same theme
Harsh? Don't be a tart lad. Like the comment above we had Nevermind The Buzzcocks over here and it was brilliant. This segment is definitely copied from that. But Corden did host one of the Buzzcocks shows
You seem to be a tad sensitive.
It's just the say British comedy is. Usually straight to the point and being harsh
Do this segment more often. Its unique and hilarious.
Not unique he stole it from a British show called never mind the buzzcocks. The segment was called identity parade. Still fun though.
Unique for an American show, but like Mason said, they got this from Nevermind the Buzzcocks. Theyve been doing it for years
Harrison Ford, Michael Kane, Morgan Freeman, Sam Jackson, Helen Mirren, Streep, the list of people this can work with is huge!
Mason Campbell Do the panel members on NMTBC have co-stars and band members from over 3 decades ago as well for that potential extra embarrassment as well?
Or maybe NMTBC just copied every police identify parade ever?
Andrew Vance hey, dude. Chill. No one is saying James Corden is a bad man for doing this. Someone said it was unique, and he was sharing that it wasn’t. I like that they started doing this segment. But I also think it’s worth mentioning NMTB, because if someone liked this, maybe they’d enjoy that show too.
No.4 seems like he dedicated his life to being a Burt Renylods Impersonator, the Dyed everthing and the smug look complete with the tash, lol Im dead!
Should've made them sing I Want It That Way one by one.
I love that there were a few “Woo”s when Christian and Winona were making out. God, I love Heathers.
I didn’t realize Christian Slater was 50, I feel so damn old
Looks like 35!
They might as well call this segment “Awkward Hugs”
I saw him with Rami Malik outside a sushi restaurant in LA a few weeks ago!!
Wow that's cool! There weren't any like paparazzi or something?!
You sure you didnt just see malik talking to himself ?
Wish I had the same lucky lol
Negin F. Nope. I was waiting for valet to get my car, and that’s when I realized they were in front of me.
Jessica X BRUH no WAY I STAN
What do you remember about Police Officer Milner?
Christian: Haha Yeah!
Well if there’s ever a Norm McDonald biopic I know who to cast.
That was super cool that Slater remembered that dude after 31 years 👍 I run into my neighbors at the grocery store and I have to think about who they are 👋😬
HEATHERS IS MY FAVORITE MOVIE OF ALL TIME. having christian and doing this segment is amazing
anybody else guessing james corden or his team been watching "nevermind the buzzcocks"
pretty sure corden is well aware of NMTBC considering he's hosted it
What a show that was though.
@@adtadt6048 Ant and Dec are already robbing Noel Edmonds.
My first thought, EXACTLY
Nevermind The Copyright.
I obviously can't say I actually know Christian Slater, but he does seem like a nice enough guy.
Christian Slater still looks hot😍.
he's not an object
okkcomputer calm down she just complimented him smh 🤦♂️
@@James-cu9ul Meh, it is actually a little awkward when everybody says I'm hot. It's like, an immutable trait. Just luck, not an accomplishment I worked hard on and am proud of. People rarely compliment those.
@@alakani dude, who even are you? Are you happier now that you randomly told everyone you're oh so hot?
@@lisag.215 An anonymous stranger who wished people gave a shit about anything real rather than superficial bullshit. And no, I wasn't happy before, and I'm not now. Does it make you happier now that you made someone who already feels like shit feel even worse?
I guess there's a reason a lot of Brits don't think James Corden is funny...
It's because he's not funny ;) no but seriously, in my opinion, he's never been original or creative and he has a tendency to talk over other people with "funny" comments which completely stops any kind of organic conversation or allow guests to be witty and charming as he leaves next to no gap for them to contribute. A good host above all else lets their guests shine and enhance their appearance, not use them as props for their own ego. Also as a Brit, the times he forces himself to sound American or use American slang is cringey as hell, it might go unnoticed by his American audience, but native Brits (especially those who have seen him in Gavin & Stacey or other work) just cringe and shake their head at it. Sounds very false. This whole skit is of course ripped from Never Mind the Buzzcocks (AMAZING SHOW, music based pop culture comedy, highly recommend to anyone outside the uk who hasn't seen it before) and while nothing in television is 100% original as such, it's so blatant and since he himself has been on NMTB, he knew what he was doing and made no mention of it. It's such a beloved show to Brits, this feels super disrespectful. Anyway that's my take on it, if people like him, I'm glad and nobody should tell you not to. Have a great day.
yup, Never Mind the Buzzcocks is Hilarious.
Cause he’s not funny.
Each time I hear Cordens accent changing I think "Yeah fucking disappear ya prick"
I mean, there’s Sean Lock, Lee Mack, Jimmy Carr. James Cordon just tries to be funny but he’s no where near as quick witted as them
Impressive. He must have a great memory for faces.
Huge Jackman would've pointed him out right away.
HAHA yeah and probably knew the others from their work aswell and ask how all their kids were doing by name.
Hao Yin They have to do this with Hugh Jackman if they have the chance
at 6:35 he even says, "good to see yah john". Ofc he remembered!
"Will you be able to recognize Mr Milner?" 'Of course!'
"From our line up" 'Whaaat!'
Caught! 😆
Man that number one has lived his life at its fullest.
This was very funny. Please do more of these!
james literally just yells and interrupts so much in this
y'all remember this snl skit called "what's my name"?
*You mean "What's that name?" with Justin?*
@@castle7689 nope, it's another one with John Mulaney and Bill Hader
Corden just steals and recycles things that Americans haven't seen before.
@Jeff Z This is a complete Never Mind the Buzzcocks ripoff
And the fake accent
Come on
@@johnnyhammer or would I lie to you
@Jeff Z
This should explain it... ua-cam.com/video/twGJJnPxRZw/v-deo.html
It was only a round on a celebrity music quiz show. If you search for 'Never Mind the Buzzcocks' 'identity parade' you will find more clips
Relax, I would think that would be a compliment to the other show, they're material is good enough to use.
jesus 30 years.......
i cant remember who i saw 30 seconds ago.
Who is James Corden talking to? I don't see anyone..
He's speaking to Rami Malek
Hahaha.
Thats Rami Malek
*You're wrong people he's not Rami, he's Mr Robot*
@@TheJester39 *This is only for fans of a tv show*
heathers is literally my favorite movie of all time!!!!
Christian in a cool dude and shown a lot of class picking the right actor. This was a big deal to this actor and although James never intended it would have been an insult by Christian if he picked another dude. As usual, Christian was total class and honored this actor by recognizing him publicly which made his day. Way to go, Christian!
When he hugs the guy he says good to see you chuck. He knew who the guy was right away.
#4 looks like Dwayne the handyman from “One Day At A Time”
PowerGlove79 lol
I wish they'd bring out a black guy.
Why would they do that if the officer wasn’t black ..?
James wouldn't shut up long enough for him to speak
People calling this harsh clearly haven’t seen Never Mind The Buzzcocks 😂😂
I was just thinking it was a worse (as in less entertaining) version of that. Does Corden have any original ideas for his show, or does he just steal them from British shows the American audience aren't as familiar with, and do them in a less entertaining way??
I think some of these are quite obvious. Kevin Bacon spent 6 weeks with the jury foreman and seemed to have no doubt. This one was a bit tougher but it seems Christian knew this one quite easily as well. Even with the passing of time pending a few days with someone almost exclusively tends to tattoo on your brain.
Isn't this like a direct rip-off of Nevermind The Buzzcocks?
Yes it is, basically everything James Cordon does in the US is ripped off from the UK. Because nobody knows!
Absolutely I was just about to write that!
Correct .
He is completely unoriginal....
Hardly a new format
I met christian slater he stayed at the hotel i work at a few times very stand up all around good guy !!
I wonder if he could pick you out of a line-up? ;-)
magazinekitchen 😂 good one bro
Christian Slater 😍😍 wooooow!! Remarkable
1:45
- "of course!" . . . - "what?!" haha that was so funny.
Christian was The Wizard at this game. I thought they might have to Pump Up The Volume so he could hear them better. As for the police officers, were any of them in Kuffs (😄)? Christian has always been one of my favourite actors. I saw so many of his movies at the cinema when I was a kid / teenager during the 1980s and 1990s.
True Romance and Heather's and Pump up the Volume love love love!!
Pump up the volume was my favorite what a blast from the past
I couldn’t even tell who was the right co star lol
And I really thought it was # 4 ! Christian looks fabulous, and so young! I love seeing the station wagon. As kids that is all we ever had. Thanks James that was so funny! 🚔👓👮🏻♂️
I fell in love with Christian Slater after watching Untamed Heart. 😍
#4 looks like Schneider from the 70's sitcom "one day at a time"
Am I the only one who recognized him as soon as they stepped out on stage? The other guys don't have the same facial shape at all. He's older, but he still has the same face.
damn corden was kind of harsh ???
that's because this bit was inspired by Never Mind The Buzzcocks, a british music quiz that had a line-up every episode where you had to pick out a former music star, and the first five minutes were entirely dedicated to making jokes about the people in the line-up. It was all in good fun (at least until Simon Amstell took over as host)
I realize no one will get this reference, but #5 was the mailman in the movie Three Days of the Condor.
Dang, I think you might be right. I just looked him up on IMDB. Good call.
I think James should go the whole hog and bring back the whole Never Mind The Buzzcocks show.
Vee Macks I loved never mind the buzzcocks especially when they did this bit!
@Gracie Mackie It's a shame he stepped back from showbiz. Being famous only for being on two panel shows wasn't really what he wanted. I wish James could persuade him to host a US-based revamp of NMTB.
On 1 September 2018, the Metropolitan Police charged Lamarr with common assault and false imprisonment.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-45532153
YES!
@Gracie Mackie Mark Lamarr case dropped: www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/10/01/mark-lamarr-has-assault-false-imprisonment-charges-dropped/
Gleaming the Cube and Pump Up the Volume
Hes been my celebrity crush forever 🤣👌
Gleeming the cube, best christian slater movie ever
Slater looked terrified the whole time :D
I think Anthony Anderson should join James the next time he does this segment. This is kind of like the "Co-star" version of To Tell The Truth! Will the real Officer Milner please step forward... for Christian's sake?
#4 was giving me daddy vibes with those eyes.. lmao
This is a way funnier bit in Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Winston was it? The guy who stared?
THIS REMINDS ME OF NEVER MIND THE BUZZCOCKS
i liked the one where they got the girl who done a kiss and tell on Robbie Williams, and when Phil found out it was the girl who done the kiss and tell they decided to draw pictures instead lol
Corden does nevermind the buzzcocks identity parade, Heather's edition!
🤣😅this is the second one I've seen and man these crack me up! It's hard to believe it's been 30 yrs!
Is that girl from Unbievable??she was on spot with her acting and crying!
yes, great show
I literally only scrolled through the comments to see if someone thought that was her too! Lmao
I know her from Justified first
No.1 was the only guy who held the talkie correctly
Are you like running out of ideas? This is a bit from Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Do the panel members on NMTBC have co-stars and band members from over 3 decades ago as well for that potential extra embarrassment as well?
Francis York thank god. It remains one of the only English shows not copied and ruined in the US! Phew
a bit, It is a total copy
Meh, even the Bible borrowed ideas from other stories and religions. If you're looking for original ideas, you're on the wrong planet..
The jokes even seem like they are from Never Mind the Buzzcocks.
I love at the end the guy does his gun points to each side like in the movie!!!
This is straight out of Nevermind the Buzzcocks bit.
That was my initial thought seeing this
I love heathers especially the musical it’s absolutely beautiful;) that’s why I love this episode cos the OG JD
Omg the musical? My god it's beautiful.
@@Heathers.Chainsawand u know u know u knowwwwwwwww
Why does Slater look so young? Isn't he over 50?
Christian Slater was born on August 18, 1969 and is 50 years old.
Genetics, diet and exercise. Plus his appearance makes him look that way.
@@MH-ty7fb Plus, good doctors and surgeons.
It's even more impressive when you take into account his history of substance abuse. That usually ages people quicker
@@tintinismybelgian Dude he's just 50, it doesn't require surgery to look good at 50.
What a. Terrific segment! I can’t believe I’ve never seen this before. LOL
Love love this segment!!
🤗🤗🤗🤗😊😊😊 My childhood and Christian Slater all over my bedroom wall, 😂😂😂
My fave is still PUMP UP THE VOLUME.. I'm so old..
craft and cook Mine is between that , “Heathers” and “The Wizard”
@@PowerGlove79 omg the wizard! How could I ever forget that!?!😍😍❤️❤️❤️
The Fred Savage joint? Double Dragons + Mario Brothers 3 = yay
Mine too... You're always as old as you feel ;) I know that sounds silly but there's a bit of truth to it.
so basically this is the "identity parade" from Never Mind The Buzzcocks.... come on guys, write your own sketches.
Thank you, Americans will never understand that James doesn't come up with half this stuff
It is slightly frustrating...
Do the panel members on NMTBC have co-stars and band members from over 3 decades ago as well for that potential extra embarrassment as well?
And we could also say that NMTBC copied every single police line up ever!
i will still take some of my christians now, and the rest of my christian slater
This was so much fun! Keep playing games like this!
Slater looks 30 years younger. When he was 40 he looked like he was 10.
I thought it was number 2.
I love this segment so much.
This reminds me of bill haders snl sketches
Is it Dylan McDermot or Dermot Mulroney?
@@spatchmo6938 yup definitely that one, but it's reminds me more of the: what's that name sketch, with John mulaney.
James should do more of these.
Wow James Corden is sooo original ,., this has never been done before ever .. perhaps he could do it with some old pop stars and maybe build a comedy quiz show with some team captains and maybe ask Simon Amstell or Mark Lamarr to host it!
As a fellow Brit, I also had this opinion. Glad it wasn’t just me.
Gleaming the Cube is his first major role as a Street Skateboarder, with a little help from the Bones Brigade ! LOL
#1 sounds like the voice actor in the video game ”Firewatch”.
Should do this segment more often