The Friend Group: HATRED - The Edgy / Emo one FEAR - The Scaredy-Cat SOLITUDE - The Quiet One GREED - The guy that can make anybody laugh (and isn’t depressed secretly)
fear would be the voice of reason in the group telling them not to do stupid/dangerous things while hatred would be like “don’t listen to fear reach for the cop’s gun greed”
Also I feel like solitude would have some kind of firearm as they are the quiet bruv and greed is probably that funny fatass dude that always takes shit
How to annoying the neighbor Step 1 : put your speaker in your bedroom Step 2 : up volume speaker to max Step 3 : now play "greed theme" and annoy the neighbor Step 4 : and done and hope your ear got deaf
Me reheating leftover pasta at 3am (I have yet to recognize my own sins, let alone resist their siren song. My soul lays impure and I am not worthy of the Ghostwalker)
[Microwave Card) + all your food that is more tasty when microwaved gives you double stats -1 attack +1 defence you have more energy allowing you to run 75% of the time Grants Microwave throw Desc: MMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP WOOOOO BEEP WOOOOO BEEP WOOOOOOOO
Terry: Yo, player, you alright- *!* YO WHAT THE, YO KITCHEN WIZARD, JERRY, GET DOWN HERE. *They both get down* Terry: Kinda a vibe though Kitchen wizard: aren’t they dead? Terry: still working on that bit- oh right. Jerry: Are they ok- *the music stops* Aw man.
Wouldn't it be silly if block tales had a april fools update where if you go on demo 3 instead of fighting the bosses you see greed in a microwave "haha april fools, now i'm gonna spin here while you listen to my theme and you can't skip this ;)" it would be extremely silly
Idea for stupid card ideas: radioactive +do a final boss attack from ”cruel king, griefer, bulbonic plant” but hatred not included -costs your current max sp.
you start making popcorn for yourself but you have the sudden urge to make more:
•do you give in?
[Yes ]
[No]
Avarice
• *the world transforms around you*
That's gluttony homie not greed, but uh, yeah it's chilll
@@NotGost43 Gluttony is just greed but with food, i have no clue why they are classified as different?
All other emotion bosses: deep, depressing, ethereal and otherworldly vibes
Greed:
*Perfection.*
literally just the most non serious music for something that has noodle arms
@@Zane8807 exactly the reason why it’s so unserious. He is the noodle dude
@@draknight5081 The Noodle Dude.
Despite this creature being the literal embodiment of your own greed, he's such a silly lil' fella.
what kitchen wizard and terry hears while waiting for me to wake up:
We got the volume so high it’s hearable even outside our mind💀
@@Blobby-h7lfrfr
They were probably to _greedy_ about listening to good music they didn’t care about us
@@Quillarianax7557ba dum tss
Makes sense
"You find the popcorn box"
"You grab the pack but have the urge to grab another"
"Do you give in?"
Yes
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@@IuijndLiu-vw2mz
The world revolves around you...
@@IuijndLiu-vw2mzThe microwave spins around you….
(You look at the microwave)
(You have the urge to use the popcorn setting)
(Do you give in?)
When block tales gets the ‘pause’ feature:
That is technically in the game tho
@@JoshuaVaj-ny2lp true just make the best build you can and go to the pit and then the floor with greed solo
“As the orb makes your items vibrate you feel a sense of gluttony”
“Do you give into hunger?”
{YES}
(Greed appears in the microwave)
(You win and get 3 pieces of popcorn and 8 tix)
My gluttonous ass making 2 packs of popcorn instead of 1 (gluttony is just greed but food related):
69 likes? Let me change that
@@josephthefunnyboy288 No
"this is not enough..."
_2nd bag of popcorn_
"not enough."
_3rd bag of popcorn_
"NOT, ENOUGH!"
_4th_
"shit I have 2 pounds of popcorn now... damn"
might as well keep some for later
@@coldbluebrownie a day old popcorn is the worst thing ever
@@Knightly_Noob better than nothing
The Friend Group:
HATRED - The Edgy / Emo one
FEAR - The Scaredy-Cat
SOLITUDE - The Quiet One
GREED - The guy that can make anybody laugh (and isn’t depressed secretly)
fear would be the voice of reason in the group telling them not to do stupid/dangerous things while hatred would be like “don’t listen to fear reach for the cop’s gun greed”
Also I feel like solitude would have some kind of firearm as they are the quiet bruv and greed is probably that funny fatass dude that always takes shit
"Yo guys check this out!" *Greed Gets microwaved and starts playing it's theme*
greed is so me fr
@@eggnogisdead Greed would reach for the gun even if hatred tells him not to
microwaved ramen noodles
Fr
yurmy ^_^
no one noodle
@@KidBacon12345 at least after what the player did to the unmicrowaved noodle packet
I like how they managed to record lighting inside of a microwave
I mean greed's hand is built like a fork
@@tobiasfs2935 agree
My ass cooking the air because it feels one degree too cold
"I hit the juckport
1 trillion$"
-Greed, probably
he hit the juckport
"I can't stop winning!"
Greed? more like G'ella
How to annoying the neighbor
Step 1 : put your speaker in your bedroom
Step 2 : up volume speaker to max
Step 3 : now play "greed theme" and annoy the neighbor
Step 4 : and done and hope your ear got deaf
If my neighbours had actual taste they wouldnt be annoyed
Solititude and fear - *trying to save u from hatred*
Meanwhile greed:
Solitude: I won't let you end me
Fear: your getting manipulated
Greed: I know hatred wants me dead but I just don't care ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Technically the trap that he put for attract us was for Builderman (Hatred) and not for us!
@@Federico_22 o mk
@@Federico_22 o
@@Federico_22 but why'd greed attack us instead of builder man since the player and builderman look nothing alike.
"hey Solitude where the hell is Greed? I need him right now"
"Shit... did he follow the tix trail leading to the microwave again?"
Player: Hey solitude, fear, and hatred. How you 3 been doing when I’d defeated you and… wait, where’s greed?
@@Anthony71111 Soliture, Fear, and Hatred: in the microwave
*slot machine sounds from afar *
@@RetroPlayzGamez47how the hell did he get that in the microwave
@@GSFigure He’s a noodle boi
Greed is just that wacky silly fella thats just there to boost your morale
When I put my phone in the microwave and start playing Greed while I’m microwaving my phone to eat for my breakfast
real
Hey what's cooking for dinner
"Greed"
WE. NEED. THE. CRYPT. OR. FEAR. OR. HATRED. NOW
*gets the water out*
@@1974kham ?
@@PikiPikDude geddit? cos u are red pikmin. only blue pikmin can tolerate water
@@1974kham yeah but it was kinda unrelated to what they were saying
@@1974kham plot twist: i was on a dog
We're sliding down the pyramid with this one!!!🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥
Wrong vid.
@sticks_absolute_channel nuh uh
@@terrariaART it is wrong vid
this is block tales
we're stealing other peoples arms with this one!!! 🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥
reconsturct. WHAT??!?!?!?
The recipe: grilled greediness
Mmmmm
Yum
I love this game's community so much
Me reheating leftover pasta at 3am (I have yet to recognize my own sins, let alone resist their siren song. My soul lays impure and I am not worthy of the Ghostwalker)
you find a snack ,but you have a urge to eat all of them, do you want to eat all of them?
[YES] [yes] [Yes]
Yes but smaller
Why is there yellow hands?
@ it’s greed
He has yellow hands
Abilities : Fork Explode
Damage : 69
Abilities : Heat doodle
Damage 39
Does fire damage
🦻
What my mind is thinking about on an exam:
To be honest greed does look pretty edible
onionring man
onion ring man
okay i can't lie about that
Onion ring and noodle
Strechy onion gummy rings
when your greed prevents you from buying a phone so you insert the theme in your microwave
greed when he hits a long-ranged dap up with his younger brother gluttony:
Friendly fire
when you're so greedy you accidentally land inside of a microwave (no more hands to save you)
What Hatred as Builderman hears waiting for me to finish the Greed Boss Fight:
[Microwave Card)
+ all your food that is more tasty when microwaved gives you double stats
-1 attack
+1 defence
you have more energy allowing you to run 75% of the time
Grants Microwave throw
Desc: MMMMMMMMMMMM BEEP WOOOOO BEEP WOOOOO BEEP WOOOOOOOO
"3, 2, 1, GO!" *freaking dies*
Me when I put two things in the microwave instead of one:
(My gluttony it’s getting to me)
I love it when greed plays his music when I'm cooking him
ive seen you somewhere
Buff greed 😭
mfw the microwave can only carry 10 hot pockets
Just put in more
"im heating up some golden spaghetti"
"oh cool can i see"
what bro sees:
absolute cinema
me when there's a 2 for 1 deal on microwave popcorn:
Me when the 3 pack popcorn box is cheaper than 2 packs of popcorn
This is me in the first encounter
Block tales ost if it touched the ghostwalker
Greed of he touched the ghost walker:
Greed if he jumped into a microwave that is frying some greed noddles:
would make a great noodle
We love spinning greed
this is what happens when you lure me in with a pile of tix, you get microwaved
greed getting violently cooked after trying to fight hatred disguised as builderman:
Microwave chapter 3 is insane 🤯
You pick up an 11th pack of popcorn?...
humgry
Glad to witness this early. This has been cooked to perfection that im almost greedy for that pasta.
What do you mean that isnt pasta?
It's arms are the spaghetti, and it's head is the meatball?
"3, 2, 1, GO! mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... BEEEP BEEEP BEEEP"
Terry: Yo, player, you alright- *!* YO WHAT THE, YO KITCHEN WIZARD, JERRY, GET DOWN HERE.
*They both get down*
Terry: Kinda a vibe though
Kitchen wizard: aren’t they dead?
Terry: still working on that bit- oh right.
Jerry: Are they ok- *the music stops*
Aw man.
WE CAN USE THIS FOR MEMES
why is this making me wanna eat instant noodles
greed is built like some instant noodles
when u beat greed.
greed:
Ok let's try again
You're pure now! Where are your negative traits now?
Me: one of them is here.
Oh! Lemme see-
I got headphones that make it sound more like a microwave
_perfection_
what tutorial terry hears when he puts his ear against my head while i'm fighting greed
Me: making some nutella sandwich but in too greedy that i make more
My greed: MORE!!!!!
THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR TORTURING ME FOR 43 MINUTES!!!!
Greed Noodles
the microwaver of a thousand hands
I actually was expecting a microwave beeping sound at the end-
i need an official or fanmade smooth animation of greed absolutely grooving wildly to his own beat
“Hey!!! This is MY microwave!!!!”
Me:what?does greed in there start a party?
Greed:yep,wanna come?
FUCK YEAH DEMO 3 OST BUT IN A MIRCROWAVVE I FUCKING LOVE THIS
Man i listend to this when I was making popcorn😂
this is my when im going outside but listening to music (i forgot my newer headphones at my grandparents house,so im using the crappy old headpones.)
Better Version: “Greed OST but he’s outside your house” because it just sounds like it’s being muffled from my walls
When you finally had enough with greed silly hand
I NEED MORE OF THIS.
Greed but The Player cut off Greed's -Noodles- Hands
Greed:noodles
Solitude:eye
Fear:tree
Hatred:goofy beast
Hatred: heart
that is how i killed greed
Alright now do solitude in the microwave
what builderman hears while fighting greed:
pov the upstairs neighbor at 3am
My head canon now is that greed is just a noodle that came from a cup of noodles
This is how pot of greed is made
You have the sudden urge to go on a shopping spree but you know you’ll lose money if you do
Do you give in?
YESSS THANK YOU
Greed What Are You Doing In A Microwave
Why did this recommend me 2 days later
you know while reading the comments i just thought of fella hitting the jackpot
Greed:
When everyone is deep, depression, meanwhile this thing:😀😃😄😁🤫🤔🫢😲😯😮🥱😩
Me when I see -a Phone- microwave on a ground untouched:
W A I T I N G.
greed oh how i love greed i breathe greed,i eat gree, i do everything and think about greed i want greed i have greed i need more greed MORE M O R E
Spiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiin :)
Are you gonna make solitude, fear and THE LIVING EMBODIMENT OF HATE next?
No
@@ManNamedEternalaw man
not funky enough
THE AGE OF HUNGRY IS OVER!!!
this is what happens when we lose to him (he starts using our spine as a flute)
Wouldn't it be silly if block tales had a april fools update where if you go on demo 3 instead of fighting the bosses you see greed in a microwave "haha april fools, now i'm gonna spin here while you listen to my theme and you can't skip this ;)" it would be extremely silly
He do be spinning
fire
Time to cook long arms guy into a soup again
We’re making spaghetti with this one
MICROWAVING ADDICTION!!!
( For some reason i associate greed witg gambling addiction. )
His head is gonna be exploding like an egg
Oooooohhhh freeee tix :)
BRO-
Idea for stupid card ideas: radioactive
+do a final boss attack from ”cruel king, griefer, bulbonic plant” but hatred not included
-costs your current max sp.